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witchedhours · 2 years
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no thoughts. head empty. just thinkin’ bout elizabeth teeter’s lydia ….. 👀
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natdocx · 2 years
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Actually the whole idea of ava as a bartender is fucking hilarious to me like imagine some poor sap trying to tell her his life story as he gets drunk at the bar and she's like ''oh you think your life is hard?? well *I* was literally paralyzed as a child and spent my whole life in some shitty orphanage in a foreign country. and then i DIED. yeah. aha. some douchebag Sister Asshole literally KILLED me. Like straight up. and THEN i get resurrected by some reject angel's bootleg halo and get dragged into this interdimensional dick measuring contest over fuck-knows-what, and I suddenly have to train with a bunch of ass-kicking warrior nuns to banish ancient evil from this realm or -guess what? the whole fucking world as we know it goes to hell. literally. and like I'm responsible for that. like saving the world is literally my job now. can you imagine that?? And- AND that's not the worst part! no. somehow in the middle of this whole super-powered beings shit-show, I end up falling in love with a nun. A nun. yeah. and we've like been living together for the past 2 months and even sharing the same bed. Do you know how agonizing that has been?!! do you?? I have to crawl into bed every night and just lie down next to this perfect, beautiful woman, and I can't do anything about it. not a thing! yesterday- oh, yesterday i even had to watch some gorgeous lady shamelessly flirt with my girl right in front of me! like i wasn't even there! can you believe that?? 'oooh my life is so hard, i lost my job and my girlfriend broke up with me oh nooo!' pft. please. some of us have real problems dude, grow up."
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A couple of days ago I sat in a car for fifteen hours and listened to a few different audio recordings during the hours in which I was not driving (I did turn them off for some parts, because I can’t use headphones while driving and I was not about to subject my parents to any of that), and while those played I had some Britcom-related thoughts that I couldn’t write down properly at the time. So last night I made a few posts in a row that distilled many hours’ worth of me listening to weird things in a car.
There’s one of those that I didn’t post yesterday, and I thought about whether I should post it at all, because it involves a clip from one of those illicit live show recordings that I can morally justify listening to but not sharing. I’ve watched lots of stand-up clips on YouTube before, including plenty that were recorded on a phone by someone who wasn’t supposed to be recording, but it’s different to have an entire show. I’ve found a couple of those Daniel Kitson bootlegs where someone secretly recorded the whole thing and put it on the internet, and I’ve said I’ll take advantage of them for myself but I don’t want to proliferate it. But on the other hand, I really want to share this.
My compromise is that I wanted to cut out the whole story, but instead I just took two minutes of it. Two minutes barely counts. Two minutes don’t tell you anything. Two minutes are the equivalent of watching one of those quick badly filmed YouTube clips. But two minutes are just enough for me to be able to able to tell the story I really want to tell and have people understand what I’m talking about.
And the story is: Okay, it’s just after 10 PM. My parents and I have been in the car for about 14 hours. We’re driving through the rural Maritimes, it’s pitch dark aside from the lights of the car. I’m in the back with headphones on and noise canceling switched on because that cancels out some of the static in the recording, so I can’t hear anything but the comedy show I’m listening to. Whenever something funny happens, which is really often, I avoid laughing out loud. At some point I hear a story that makes me laugh so hard I cover my mouth to smother the laughter so I don’t disturb my parents on this beautiful quiet drive.
I feel a hand on my leg, and it makes me jump. I pause the video and pull my headphones off. I see my mother, turned around in the front seat, her worried face illuminated by the dashboard lights. “What’s wrong?” she asks me. I quickly work out what the problem is: I thought I was being quiet, but apparently I’d started laughing so hard that despite my best efforts I was making noise. But the fact that I was making such an effort to stifle it meant the laughter came out in what sounded like choked out sobs. She thought I was crying in the back of the car. I told her I wasn’t, I was laughing, and she seemed relieved but still a bit concerned. She asked me what had caused this.
I then had to stop myself from laughing again, even more at how difficult it would be to explain this than at the story itself. “I'm listening to a guy in 2003 describe the time John Oliver called him a cunt and said he’d be willing to get cancer in exchange for this guy dying overnight, even though this guy was polite enough to only masturbate out the window while crashing on his couch to avoid damaging the carpet, and explaining that the reason for this sentiment is that they’re best friends. Sorry, Mom, I held it together until the word ‘cunt’. It’s a funny word.”
Of course, the story should really have ended with: “and then we fucked up a cow and drank some chocolate milk.” I know what those two were up to in 2003.
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shesgabrielle · 2 months
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Movie Review #1
So for context visual media is something I have really struggled to concentrate on. While I was chronically fatigued, since 2014 to 2020, I listened to like one album a month, and watched no new movies and occasionally some classic animations or fantasy or sci fi movies I already liked. But pretty much nothing. I rewatched the X Files around 2014 when they did reruns of the whole series on Dave iirc, before cancelling the TV license a long time ago since everything outside of the Christmas/New Year safe zone was generally terrible. I watched some Red Dwarf reruns and the new ones, and the new X Files episodes. I watched all of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt and all of the Charmed reboot, since 2020, when I started watching some things again, and watched a few bootleg musicals on Youtube, including the Mean Girls musical several times with several different casts. And I watched the miniseries Selfie. So a very specific brand of lighthearted media was all I could tolerate, but really my taste has always skewed lighthearted/cute/children's/fantasy and I don't think that will change, but I couldn't even handle watching more than like 3 movies a year of those specific genres. I watched Kimmy twice and the Charmed reboot several times since they were safe media that held my attention.
A few months ago I watched the much-loved Howl's Moving Castle and found it a bit distracting, like I didn't really enjoy it even though it's obviously excellent. So it was not the time to try and start watching media again.
But yesterday I started feeling like I wanted more mental stimulation than just music while working, so a fitting attempt was the movie version of the Mean Girls musical.
So with that preamble, my review of it:
So the live musical version kinda had highs and lows, and a particular favourite part of the musical seems a lot more mellow in the movie (when she is on the podium planning her revenge) which in the movie is instead with Regina sitting on the bedroom floor, and then cutting to scenes in the school halls. However after watching the whole movie, the difference is the movie is a very consistent high quality throughout rather than having specific high points like the musical. Renee (who plays Regina) really stood out among the live musical cast (she is an original cast member) but due to the consistent high performance quality among the other actors here, she doesn't really stand out as much, instead every actor seems equally skilled, relatable and interesting, which is quite a feat and I think they really pulled this off. As far as I can see it did not really create a stir among the stan side of the internet, but I think this will be a fun movie for people who like musicals, silliness, and unsubtle social commentary to watch for many years to come.
I have a movie I am considering watching next, if I manage to exceed my three movies a year I will start writing reviews for them all. (Absolutely none of them will be cool movies, since I don't care what movie bros think about me)
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blackannabethchase · 3 years
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here we go again
disclaimer: the last time i wrote anything was in eighth grade and it was an odesta fic on instagram. but @andygarfy gave me a prompt and here we are xo
It’s a hot day in Manhattan when Percy waves his hand over a glass of water and wills mist to reflect a rainbow in the bright hot sun coming in through his window. He says a silent thank you to his father who probably hoped his gift of golden drachmas would be used to stay in touch with each other. But the Lord of the Sea is a busy guy, and Percy has been letting the coins dwindle away to speak to his best friend all school year.
He says a prayer to the goddess and sees his best friend materialize in front of him. Her eyes are bright and her smile is big and there’s a hand wrapping around Percy’s heart. It's just because he misses camp, he rationalizes internally. Annabeth arrived at the beginning of the week and is sitting at the base of a willow tree. The sun bounces off her golden curls and she really does get prettier everyday. He pushes those thoughts aside and they fall into their normal pattern of conversation. Laughing and teasing and enjoying each other’s company.
"So when are you coming to camp?"
"Not till Sunday. I have this stupid orientation at Paul's school and Mom's making me go before I can leave for camp."
"So you'll still be in the city Saturday?"
"That's what I just said, genius."
She rolls her eyes. "Well maybe if you're in the city still... Maybe I could be in the city too.” She looks at her hands. "Maybe we could see a movie, or something. If you're free I mean.” Her cheeks are red hot.
Percy looks up at her eyes wide. "Yeah!" Then a little calmer, "Yeah, I'll be here and if you're here then we would both be here, and we could go to the movies. Did you hear about this new one Kung Fu Panda? It looks so funny. And remember I showed you School of Rock? It's got the main guy from there and..." He trails off as he notices her face twist, his spirits drop, "or not if you didn't like that one."
Now it's Annabeth's turn to go wide eyed. "No, I did! It was so funny. It's just..." She purses her lips and exhales through her nose. She looks away, blushing more than she knew was humanly possible. "I kinda already saw it with Connor yesterday."
Percy's jaw clenches as his mutters to himself what sounds like Idiot Stoll followed by a few more expletives. He bites his cheek and composes himself a little more. "Oh... I just thought you hadn't been to the movies yet this summer," he says with a pinched smile.
Annabeth rushes to diffuse the situation. "No, I haven't! I went straight from school to camp and I've been busy with counselor stuff but yesterday during campfire a bunch of us snuck into the rec room and Silena popped popcorn and I think it was an excuse for her to hang out with Beckendorf but Travis and Connor snuck their DVD player to camp and Connor had swiped a bootleg of Kung Fu Panda but it was really funny, Perce. And you would like it, and I can watch it again if you want."
She's blushing and tripping over her words as they tumble out of her mouth. She looks up expecting Percy to have steam coming out of his ears. To his credit, he looks calm. To his best friend however, she knows she's struck a nerve. For a moment she indulges herself. Good for her. If Percy is going to be an idiot and spend his first few days of summer with mortals instead of with her, she shouldn't have to feel bad about spending her time with other boys. Even if those other boys maybe don’t make her laugh like he does, or know how to talk her down after a bad day of dealing with her stepmom like he does, and especially don’t make her heart skip like he does. 
She lets her thoughts spiral for what feels like forever but couldn’t be longer than a few seconds in reality. Frustrated, she has half a mind to wipe her hand across the Iris Message and end the call altogether.
Percy lets out a breath he didn’t realize he was holding in. “No! I mean… No, you don't have to see it again.” He scratches the back of his neck. His shirt raises a little bit. Annabeth definitely does not notice. “Yes to the movies. No to Kung Fu Panda. We can find something else to watch. I’ll ask Mom to call the theater and check the showings.” Percy looks at her with a cheeky smile. “And I’ll try to forgive you for this utter betrayal.”
Annabeth can’t help but smile back. He just always knows she thinks to herself. After so many years of friendship and protection, they read each other like open books. It’s hard to stay mad when fighting so easily turns to laughing.
She replies plainly, “Wow, thank you so much for your mercy.”
Percy laughs and so does Annabeth and everything is okay again. They laugh until their ribs get tough, and Percy agrees to meet Annabeth at the train station at 2:45 for the 3:15 showing of Mama Mia.
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earthstellar · 2 years
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The Ultimate 90s Art Program Suite: My Childhood Computer, Inspired by Beast Wars Animation
Was watching some Beast Wars after work yesterday, and I got inspired by the famously funky animation to look up all the graphic design/illustration/3D rendering/etc. software that I had (and some that I always wanted) as a kid.
I mean, look at it. Beautiful. Terrifying. Powerful. 
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Transmutate is still my favourite. Scared the hell out of me, yet I love her. 
(Quick aside, she’s in Timelines/Uprising, and they adapted the TFP Arcee model for her, and it’s great.)
The software below would create the sickest creative work computer 1996 has ever seen. 
This stuff is probably irrelevant to almost all of you, except my fellow art dinosaurs who might want the nostalgia hit, but I managed to find nearly everything on the Internet Archive, so enjoy! 
As far as I’m aware, this isn’t bootlegging anything, as all of these products/editions of software are either not licensed anymore or are now abandonware/no longer supported. I am not the original uploader of any of these items. 
I have asterisked some product names just to avoid making a mess in certain tags, where people may be looking for tutorials etc. for modern versions of certain programs.
You don’t have to download these; It might be fun to just look them up and see what the info surrounding each piece of software is, to get a better idea of how brutal it was trying to animate Beast Wars (or anything in 3D) at the time! 
(So I guess this is mostly for educational purposes only, but hey, the Internet Archive resources are linked if you want to check it out.)
The Sickest Art Programs of the 90s, Including the Stuff Used to Animate Reboot and Beast Wars:
Basic Setup if You Want to Try Stuff: 
DosBox 
VirtualBox
Operating System(s) Required: 
Win 95 
Win 98
Everything will be for Win 95, unless noted otherwise. 
3D Rigging, Design, and Animation Software: 
Log*Motion 2.1 
Bry*e 3D (The updated Edition, likely for Win 98: Bryce 4 and Accessory Assets CD)
P*ser 3
S*ftImage 3D 3.9 (May require Win 98; This is the higher end 3D animation software at the time, which was used to animate Reboot! Mildly anachronistic as this is a slightly later edition of the software, although still from that general era. You can read more about it here. It was also used to animate Beast Wars as well, at least partially, as the same animation studios worked on both shows.) 
Illustration/Design Software: 
C*rel Draw 8 Suite (May also be for Win 98) 
A*obe Ph*toshop 4.0 
(Here’s a version of AP 4.0 which also includes QuickT*me 2.1 and Acr*bat Reader 3.0!) 
Writing Software: 
PRO TIP: For fanfiction writers and zine makers, this stuff was top tier!  
C*rel Word Perfect Suite 8 (May also be for Win 98)
Creative Writer 2 (Note: You must have a printer set up for this software to work. As an ADHD kid with Dyscalculia, this was the only software I could use to get any homework done ever-- Lots of good memories with this one, too!) 
Audio and Music Production Software:
Creative Sound Blaster 16
Creative Sound Blaster AWE 64
Cool Edit 2000 (This is the software that would later become Ad*be Audition!) 
Ad*be Audition 1.0 (May require Win 98, slightly anachronistic as this wasn’t a 90s product, but Cool Edit had a few late 90s pre-release versions, so I’m including both of these here as both are from this general era.)
Video Editing Software: 
S*ny Vegas 4 (Requires Win 98 SE Edition)
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NOTE: As always, if you want to actually try testing out any of this stuff, be careful when downloading anything! Be safe online and always use a VPN/antivirus combo. Like I said, I’m not the original uploader, and you also might want to check and see if it’s actually legal to download some of the stuff listed above just in case, because I don’t know anything about old software legalities. You wouldn’t download a car, et cetera. 
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This is an incomplete list, but I’m getting ready to go to work lmao, so I’ll add stuff if I remember any more popular art/creative software from the 90s that people might be interested in. 
Checking out the above list might help give you an idea of how much of a struggle it must have been to animate Beast Wars and really anything else in 3D at the time, and I’m 99% sure a lot of scripts were typed up in C*rel Word Perfect software in general, lmao. 
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HASO, “Take Me to Your Leader.”
I hope you guys are all having a great week, and I hope you enjoy the read.
Captain Kell sat in his room's boots up on the small desk space as he watched the news report filtering in from over the feed.
“Early this morning the chairwoman of the UN has announced a state of emergency and launched a formal investigation into the attempted assassination of the GA’s Admiral Vir. This all comes in response to the announcement by UN president late last night  that they were unable to identify connections to any internal terrorist organizations after a woman was caught attempting to assassinate the Admiral during one of his speeches two months ago. The failed assassination was thanks to 25 year old marine Angle Ramirez who dove in front of the bullet for his commanding officer, and is now (as his family claims) fully healed and back to work. Since the incident, GA and UNSC leaders alike have encouraged Admiral Vir to stay away from earth as much as possible and remain on his ship until further notice.  At a request from one of our journalists yesterday morning, he agreed to a statement from his ship the Omen.”
There was a flickering on the screen as a face appeared  on the news feed. It was, somewhat from a distance, and the lens seems grainy from radiation interference, but the man seen was tall and blond and had one green eye though he was wearing an eyepatch. Captain kell thought he looked a little more lean than the admiral, but it was hard to tell with all the distortion.
When the man began to speak there was something missing in the voice as well, but it would hardly be noticeable.
There was a knock at his door and he quickly threw his feet down from the desk walking over to throw the door open and step outside into the hall. Angelo was waiting for him there and without saying a word the two of them walked down the long hallway and to the planning room.
Mace was still discussing with some of the other men and women there., and Geea and Beatrice were still loitering at the back.
Captain Kell couldn’t keep the distaste from his thoughts as he looked at the two of them. There was a prime example of toxic love if he had ever seen it. The two were clearly partnered or, at the very least, dating, but he had never seen two people who enjoyed pissing each other off as much as they did. WIth them there was plenty of jealousy and mistrust to go around. And as for Geea’s views on Drev religion, well they were backwards to say the least.
He had seem the same sort of fanaticism in certain shamed drev generals after the war, radical, and suicidal almost in nature.
She had no real idea what the meaning of the new law was.
As soon as he walked in the two women turned to look up at him, their arms crossed over their chests. Beatrice was playing with some big ass knives like that was likely to impress anyone, but really all he saw was some crazy asshole whose parents probably didn’t give her enough attention when she was a kid.
He sad down at the table.
Geea leaned forward expectantly.
“Setting course/”
He turned his head to look up at her, “Yes, setting course to whatever cesspit of corruption spawned you.”
Geea pulled back, “Excuse me, but we hired you for a job, not for insults.” One of her hands reached for the weapons on her belt, but Noble stepped forward spear at the ready. He was a good foot taller than she was, and he knew for a fact he was probably a better warrior. He had a natural talent for it.
He leaned back in his seat, “You hired me for a job and now expect me to fling my dead corpse at the Omen like my ship is going to be able to handle that.” he shook his head, “You hired me which means we are going to do this MY way, which means we are going to do it quiet, and we are going to do it proper. That means NONE of this comes back on me. If we show up at the omen right now and bust down their doors, we are going to get atomized by two platoons of marines and an entire clan of Drev. LEts not also forget that the Admiral Isn’t exactly going to be easy to just kill.” Captain Kell waved a hand wildly, “He has a fucking Drev SAINT on his crew, that is hardly something I think I want to deal with.” he shook his head, “No no, this is going to take me a lot longer to plan, and it is going to require a lot more material that I don’t already have.”
Geea bristled in impatience and indignation.
“I am not going to throw my life away for this mission, and if you want to push that, than I will throw you out of the airlock faster than you can say, “please captain, please I was just being a whiny little bitch.” The room was silent around Geaa’s seething, but he paid her no mind. She didn’t exactly scare him.
She was a minor player in the black market at best, and the way she moved told him she was no great shakes as a warrior either. Probably used to fighting humans so developed a habit of using brute force to overcome them with her height. As for Beatrice, he had a feeling that she made up for skill mostly in unpredictability and sheer fury.
Anyone can look scary if they scream real loud and flail their knives at you.
The way their crew behaved was enough to tell him as  much. No one on the ship really respected them, and Geea ruled mostly out of ear, her men were not as loyal to her as she thought they might be, and he had a feeling that, for the right price, he could buy them off if he wanted.
He rested his palms flat against the table before him, “You understand if I am going to do this I am going to need all the right equipment. You want the man gone but I want it to look like some freak disappearance The last thing my crew needs is the long arm of the GA down on our heads.” he shook his head, “No we need to do this strategically, and we need to do this quietly, and we are going to start by getting the tech we need to pull this off without being seen.”
He turned to look at the two of them, “I am assuming that you two know where I can get those sorts of things…. Under the radar.”
Geea crossed her arms over her chest, “And YOU don’t. You are a pirate after all.”
“Yeah, I generally tend to STEAL from other people and sell it to middle men. I don’t generally tend to buy any of the goods.”
Geea  stood, waiting for a long moment before finally uncurling her hands in annoyance, “Fine, Fine, but we make this quick.”
He nodded his head once and motioned her to continue on following her up and to the bridge where he watched her set a course.
He tried to make it look like he wasn’t watching her, but in the back of his mind he was quickly memorizing the coordinates that he saw appearing on screen. Granted he did have a bot installed that should copy it for him, but you can never trust technology to do exactly what you expect it to do.
When she was done, he moved forward and slid into the Captain’s chair, familiar with the machine as he prepared it for a warp sequence.
Despite him being very familiar with this ship, more than one time he found himself accidentally reaching for controls that weren’t there. He cursed his muscle memory, though he forced the ship into doing what he wanted, alerting the crew to the imminent warp before he could accidentally kill one of them by sheer freak accident.
Geea watched him from behind.
He knew she didn’t much like him.
That was fine by him. She wasn’t exactly the kind of person that he would want to be liked by.
They came out of warp a few moments later with a hard lurch through the internal dampeners were doing their job to avoid smearing him across the front windscreen like window pizza.
She walked up to stand beside him and rested her hand of the chair, the gesture reminded him of someone else, and it felt wrong to have her do it, though he tried not to show his discomfort.
“Just beyond that asteroid.”
Captain Kell raised an eyebrow. This was all very interesting. Here he was thinking they would end up back on Noctopolis, for he had been sure that that was the hub of all pirate activity in the universe, but he guessed not. As they came around another asteroid, his eyes fell on a large chunk of rock that must have been over ten miles wide in his shi[s estimation, and from here he could already see the hive of docking ports and extending protrusions built into the rock.
He blinked in awe at the glittering blue lights and the hive of activity surrounding the massive asteroid.
Ships flew in and out through open docking bays landing here and there on extending arms. Good were moved by silent crane arms through space as add ons were constantly being made by men in space suits scurrying over the rock. The palace was…. Amazing at the same time it was an absolute disaster of engineering. You would never see something like tat made by the GA or UNSC, but from here he could see plenty of influence from all parties.
As they flew closer, they were absolutely dwarfed by the massive rock, and it’s protruding arms. All around him he saw human building techniques, and Tesraki logos stamped on almost everything as they moved forward. Massive viewing screens were all around them doing advertisements on things would would never have seen on a location run by UNSC or GA interference.
The one to his right was some sort of bootleg pill for weightloss, while, on the other side, someone was advertising some kind of flamethrower. The screen above that was giving the specs for the newest design in railgun technology.
His eyes were wide as he stared at all of it, and his heart began to race fast inside his chest.
Now THIS was awesome.
Being a space pirate sure did have its perks.
Over the radio feed static rolled in and out as the broadcasts from the different advertisements tried to pick up his frequency.
But one voice came in clear and crisp above all others, “Unknown aircraft. Identify yourself.”
“This is the Infinity requesting docking.”
There was a momentary pause over the other end of the line, as their ship was likely scanned before, “Docking permission granted, please proceed to hanger E docking space 6.”
He did as ordered, flying his ship down to the entrance of the docking bay, where he was ordered to slow, and then a large mechanical hand grabbed them around the hull and pulled them further into the asteroid.
They were dragged inside a ways, though he could definitely have flown in himself, and eventually sat down on E6. 
There was a sharp jolt as they made connection with the airlock, and he stood rom his spot, turning and walking past Geea and towards the cargo bay where his men were waiting. He looked at them each in turn, making slow eye contact with them.
“You know what to do?”
There was a nod as they recognized the true words behind his eye contact, and they quickly moved into pairs of two discussing which piece of “equipment” they were looking for.  It likely wouldn’t take them long, but he didn’t expect that part of their mission to take that long anyway.
Following after them, he was accompanied by Geea, Beatrice and Noble as they walked out into the tube and finally, into the absolutely massive atrium of the hidden Pirate city.
He had to stop, he just couldn’t help it, it was like nothing he had ever seen before, and his mind just couldn’t wrap itself around the massive room full of people and billboards and holograms. There were railed transports on the floor, and there were vendors selling strange food at every turn. It might have been any normal metropolitan area if it weren’t for the sort of advertisements for weapons, and strange illegal creams.
There was one place that was advertising body modifications….. With a ten percent discount if you got the limb removed with them as well.
On another wall someone was advertising a new mechanical eye. The technology hadn’t been released to the public yet, but the features…. Well the features were amazing. He found himself dragged in and rendered mostly stunned. They had him hooked by the first demonstration.
He wanted a cool new mechanical eye.
But Geea grabbed him by the shoulder and shook him, “Aren’t we supposed to be doing something.”
Angrily he frowned and held up a hand turning on her with his eyes narrowed.
He prodded her in the chest in a show of dominance towards her. Letting her know that he wasn’t afraid of being insulted or intimidated by someone  like her. To him she was nothing.
“Look, I’m not stupid. I know that this genius little assasination attempt wasn’t your idea, so right here and right now, you better take me to the asshole who set you up for this is you can color me gone. I don’t work through third parties.” He prodded her in the chest again with one finer, “I don’t trust them.”
The Drev stared down at him with absolute rage and consternation.
“Don’t touch me.” She hissed.
He prodded her again, “Just try and stop me.”
She reached for his hand, but he caught her by the wrist and twisted it. He knew the way Drev joints worked, so he knew exactly what NOT to do. She howled in pain and Beatrice moved forward to help, but a spear to her throat by Noble was enough to stop her in her tracks.
“Show me your boss, or your girlfriend becomes a kabob, your choice.”
There was a sharp growl and finally Geea agreed, taking her hand back with some measure of pain and annoyance, “Fine, fine…. Follow me.”
She stalked away grumpily and Noble kept an eye on beatrice as the were led further into the station.
The captain kept his head turning this way and that distracted by the bright and colorful ads, advertising things that he wanted, and some things that he didn’t.
To his surprise, more than once he saw advertisements for Iron eye Knockoffs. He would have dared get a procedure done on this back alley asteroid, but it was still quite shocking. This air of shock continued along with him as he was led down through the darkness and into the tight passages and tunnels of the Asteroid.
Eventually Geea stopped in front of a door and knocked once.
The camera above the door whirred and looked down at them. Geea waved to it and with a hiss it finally opened.
They were led into a small waiting room with pristine little couches as if he was expecting to see a doctor at any moment, but after a few minutes of sitting another door opened and they were allowed through into the next room.
Geea told him to stay put as she was led behind yet another door.
Not to be left Behind, Beatrice followed after, giving him the opportunity to slip over to the door and quickly deploy a small circular camera which used technology unknown to him to see through the door. 
It streamed directly into his fake eye as he closed the real one, and glanced around the room.
He could hear voices, and enhanced the sound of his implants.
“Did you get the assassin.”
“Yes, but there have been some, hiccups.”
“What might that be?”
“He is insisting on meeting his employers.”
The voice seemed almost bored with the idiot pirates, “Then let him meet someone, he doesn’t have to know. Jerah over there will do just fine.”
He turned his fake eye towards the source of the voice falling on some sort of hologram. He quickly looked up just as Geea was turning back towards the door.
He managed to make it up to the person’s face, a Rundi, how str-
Then he froze in shock and disbelief.
Geea reached towards the door, and it was only with a swift movement he was able to pull his camera away in time an leap from the door as she stepped from the room.
He tried to keep the horror and shock on his face in check as he was led into the room to meet his “employer.”
He didn’t care though.
He knew the truth.
There was plenty of evidence on that camera. Evidence that the chairwoman of the GA had ordered his assassination.
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bazpitchs-violin · 3 years
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i've decided to post my lil national competition piece cause i filmed it yesterday and im sad im done with it so uhhh
(it's long sorry :/)
i have nothing.
hope is for optimists
dreams are for children
goals are for those with potential
desires are for confident people
wants are human
needs are too
and somehow i ended up with few
and those i do
my best to deny
even when they beg, i lie
tired of being a slave to human needs
wanting to distance myself from the notion
that i am human indeed
i run away
i run on as little sleep
as little water
as little food
as possible
I indulge only when forced
i’m the dandelion growing between slabs of concrete, not the orchid displayed on the table, or the rose with a screen and a glass dome to be kept under at night.
i take what i can get
i don’t seek out the rain
which means i don’t ask
my skin is starved, my senses dull
my music is an escape
but also a hand to hold mine
at night
or early in the morning
when i should be asleep, buried in blankets, blissfully slipping away from reality, i’m awake
i’m awake and floating, gone away, gone awry, dematerialising between lines of melody and harmony, letting the lyrics choke the reality out of me, while forcing the truth down my throat, searing in my lungs
i’m built of lyrics and quotes, they ricochet in my head and rattle in my rib cage, pinging in the empty space where my heart should be
i’m a precarious collection of other people’s words mashed together haphazardly, and glued with tears
glued with trauma and memories, days that are locked behind iron doors and others that are burned into the wooden frame
a hundred times i watch the movie, older than me, older than the idea of me, older than even my parents relationship
a hundred times the same lines stick to me, choking me with emotion, wrapping me in truth. truth like a blanket that always leaves your feet cold. truth that is mumbled by his sweaty toothed madman.
truth that hides in his brown eyes, layered under the pain as he looks at his father, the last string in him pulled taut, about to be cut
those seven words, spilling out of him, run over me like scalding water
i was good. i was really good.
they carve themselves in my mind.
they’re scalded across my chest
etched
in every inch of my skin,
red and burning, bleeding out of me, because while in him it’s his last truth, in me it’s a lie
i was good. i was really good.
it seems more and more like the diems are not mine to carpe
or maybe i never tried
i only ever wanted his seven words to feel just as mine
i try so hard to be good. to be better. to be other. to be what they want, to be him.
i have a hundred different versions of myself that i sift through, change like costumes, because i am not fully palatable to anyone
not even myself
i want to look in the mirror and see him
i put on the green sweater and lose myself in favour of him
we’re so similar if i look hard enough, the same brown eyes, hiding pain, breaking from expectations, and yet, not the same
sure, some of his looks are mine
the pain in him is the same as mine
the way his voice cracks and the look of soft resignation, i echo constantly
in the end, i’m like him in a circus mirror.
warped.
the mirror creases me,
stretchmarks
it’s scratched,
scars
it’s wrinkled like a waterlogged book
widened
angled,
the lighting makes us all the more different
i look at myself, this warped version of him, tears shining in the dim lighting, my face so filled with sorrow it pulls into the fake smile i’ll wear tomorrow,
every i’m fine sticking in my throat because i’m a liar. that’s all i am really.
i’m him, without all of the qualities that made him loved
without the allure that makes him my comfort
without all the good parts.
watered down, diluted, knock off, bootleg
a wrong version of him
and a different version of him, years later, a version i know his father would love, and my mother would adore,
“Living Is Hard.”
and it is.
damn near impossible.
every day i slip further and further away, i’m wilting
the sun is always weak when it gets to me. but i take what i can get
the bowl almost empty. the water no longer running warm and clean, but i take what i can get
the expectation is to be self sufficient and independent
to need her less
to want her less
i am expected to be a grown up
when really i am a child
when really i can’t reach
i have spent my whole life on my tip toes,
reaching
trying
grasping
feeling around desperately for what is hidden on that top shelf
just out of my reach
pushed way to the back
but i’m always falling short
always failing, barely missing the point
never able to pull it forward
never able to hold it in my hands, to get a grip on it, it always slips
and it gets pushed back further
i’m teetering
tumbling
towering
it’s terrifying
maybe i could reach if i jumped a little higher
if i were just a little taller
if i were just a little smarter, if i were just a little better
if i found some way to reduce this weight on me, holding me down
a hundred expectations
laced together like twigs
woven in a crown
resting upon my head
placed precariously, this time by my own two shaking hands
ready to be crushed by the weight of millions of expectations
but i inherited this crown
it was fixed upon my brow, before i could know what its weight meant
and what was expected of me because of it
as i grow, the crown does too
berries and flower buds
heavier and heavier
i had to take it off, i couldn’t handle the weight
and now its back on
a final attempt, reaching again
for better
for good.
my face is illuminated in the moonlight, radiating off of the silver snow
i’m shivering from the cold
i was good, i was really good.
(fun fact: originally, the last line of this was "i was good, i was really good, but not good enough to grow old")
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mattzerella-sticks · 4 years
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Acutely (coda to 15x13 ‘Destiny’s Child’, Dean/Cas, 2.5k)
ao3 link
Jack said he's sorry, after getting his soul back.
Jack said he's sorry, and he's looking at Dean. They're all looking at Dean.
Jack said he's sorry, and Dean can't take it. It's too much. Like a frog thrown into a boiling pot he hops out, jumping out from the room towards safety. Doing his best not to succumb to the pain.
He can't hide forever, let the wounds fester. It's too much to deal with on his own, though. Can someone help him through it?
           It’s no secret, where he hides. Where he ran away to after Jack broke down in an apology. Overwhelmed by the sorrow in the younger boy’s voice; his remorse for actions Dean hadn’t mentioned in so long. Dean barely made it before his knees buckled, collapsing on his bed instead of the floor. Face pressed against the pillow Dean counted his breaths while ignoring the heavy lump sitting in his throat.
           He loses track after seventy-five, mumbling ‘one… two… three… four… five…’ over and over until he felt like his feet were farther from the edge than they had been. As he lifts his head, Dean takes stock of himself. Grimaces at how sweat dampens both his shirts, dark fabric clinging annoyingly underneath oppressive denim. And as the knot unwound in his stomach, Dean realizes he hadn’t eaten yet. Hunger gnaws at his awareness, begging for attention. Thinking about food, though, guides his paths towards the kitchen and – ultimately – Jack, again.
           There’s not much of an appetite left after that.
           Instead he blindly throws off his outer layer, then his undershirt. Bends, clawing at his laces and when they unravel, he yanks them and his socks off, too. Discards his jeans by flinging them into some far corner. Red boxer-briefs are all that remain, for the moment. In the next second Dean reaches for a set of pajamas. Picks the set at the top of the pile. Cowboys riding bucking broncos on the pants while lasso script spells out ‘Save a Horse’ on the shirt. As he pulls it overhead, he hears something shift nearby. Turning, Dean finds Cas watching him from the hallway.
           “Crap,” he hisses, tugging the shirt down. Cheeks burning under Cas’s intense gaze, “Ever hear of knocking?” Instincts say he should cover himself, but midway through wrapping arms around his midsection Dean realizes what a ridiculous notion that is. Actions aborted Dean’s fingers twitch before they retake his shirt’s hem. Twisting it as the awkward silence continues. “Cas?”
           This breaks Cas from whatever trance he fell under. Cas steps into his room, “Sorry, Dean, you left your door open.”
           “Right…” If his hands weren’t busy strangling fabric one would be rubbing a hole into the back of his neck. “I – uh, must’ve forgotten.” Dean finally fights back the static drowning his mind, releasing his shirt hem. “What uh… what’re you doing here?”
           “I came to check on you.”
           Sweet, but totally despicable. Cas’s earnest tone easily overpowers his crumbling defenses, making the flush across his skin deepen. Lips pursed, Dean dips his eyes so he won’t fall prey to the deadliest of his angel’s weapons. Angel blades have nothing on those baby blues. “Thanks,” he coughs, shrugging, “but I wasn’t the one having a full breakdown five feet from the cookie cereal…” He sits down once more, at the foot of his bed, squeezing his knees. “How is Jack, by the way?”
           “He’s calmed, somewhat,” Cas tells him, slowly pacing Dean’s room. Picks up Dean’s stray button-down, loosely folding it while he talks. “Sam had a brilliant idea of taking him for a drive.”
           “A drive? Is that allowed?”
           “Well, Billie didn’t appear and tell us no….” He sets the shirt on Dean’s dresser, claiming the nearby chair for his own. “They left awhile ago. Not sure when they’ll be back.”
           “Awhile, huh?” Dean snorts, arching a stern brow. “And you’re only visiting me now?”
           Cas stiffens, “Yes. You see – um…” Stuttering, Cas stalls for time as he thinks up an answer.
           Tension leaks out of Dean’s shoulders watching him, seeing his angel go through human motions. Dragging a hand through his hair and pulling at his tie, both alight a familiar warmth in his heart. He snuffs that flame a second later, knowing how dangerous it would be if he let it keep. “Kidding,” Dean sighs, smiling, “I’m glad you waited. Probably wouldn’t have been this… chatty?”
           “Of course…” Cas says, nodding, “I figured you’d need some time alone… to – to sort through things.”
           He’s being generous. Dean used all his strength to not remember the pain stricken across Jack’s face. The wound is still so fresh, Jack ripping off the scabs with a frenzy caused by his soul’s return. Mary’s death hurting like it happened yesterday. “Maybe you should’ve given me five or ten more minutes, then,” he chuckles, tapping at his temple, “still a mess up here.”
           “Hmm…”
           “Hmm what?”
           “Oh, nothing –“
           “Bullshit, Cas,” Dean leans forward, a more devilish expression on his face, “C’mon. Tell me what’s going on in your mind.”
           “Nothing you probably don’t already know,” Cas says, “I’m… trying to wrap my head around this whole day. Jack getting his soul back… it’s remarkable. But also, troubling. How could that even be possible and – and will it last?”
           “Don’t think about it too much, man,” he says, “what happened with Jack it’s… it’s a gift. Probably one of the few we’ve ever gotten that’s come with no strings attached. A win.”
           “Have we ever gotten a win like that?”
           It’d be so simple. Unfortunately, Dean chomps off the head of his one-word confession. Swallows the three-letters alongside all his other feelings. By the time the corpse of it decomposes in his stomach, Dean realizes it’s been too long since he last spoke. Cas waiting, staring at him. An awkward chuckle bubbles forth, his breath reeking of ashen sincerity. “Bout time we got one, then, don’t you think?”
           He concedes, mouth thinning in a cunning smile. “I suppose we are… but enough about what I think.” Dean’s lips pinch tight. “I think we’ve delayed the inevitable conversation. Don’t you?”
           “No,” he says, “we can delay it some more. Like… what was up with those bootleg versions of us?” Dean scoffs, “I bet that other me doesn’t even know what pie tastes like… too busy cramming caviar down his throat.”
           “You might enjoy caviar. I hear it’s very popular?”
           “Caviar’s only popular because it’s expensive,” Dean tells him, “and all those rich dudes spent too much money on it to hate it, so they lie and convince others it’s good and it’s an awful, self-servicing cycle.”
           “I didn’t know you had such strong opinions on caviar?”
           “I’ve got strong opinions on just about everything…” Dean makes the mistake of glancing up, catching sight of Cas’s judgmental bend of his brow. “But you don’t wanna hear any of those…”
           “Not right now, no…” Cas stands, drifting towards his door. “I guess you were right, you do need more time by yourself. Perhaps in the morning –“
           “Shit, Cas, I’m sorry,” he says, rising, grabbing his elbow. The touch sears even through the jackets and shirt; Dean’s grasp on it firms, savoring it. “Y’know how… how tough this has got to be for me, right?” His throat cracks on the last word, eyes glistening. He feels the tears brimming behind them, pooling, waiting for release.
           Cas sighs, dropping any pretense of exiting. “I do,” he says, hand hovering over Dean’s briefly. Considering if he should. A short argument, as it gently embraces his hand; the one chaining Cas to him. “That’s why I want you to speak. Free yourself of the burden… let me help carry it with you.”
           “You don’t have to, Cas,” Dean says, “You’ve got your own things, worries t’deal with –“
           “That won’t stop me.”
           Stubborn. A double-edged sword that makes up the arsenal of Cas’s traits, all weapons Dean would gladly throw himself on.
           Cas quiets, then, waiting for Dean and his response. Words were unneeded. Dean can decipher all he thinks by looking into his angel’s eyes. Captivating, whether in the harsh fluorescents of his bedroom or the soft moonlight of an abandoned church. They always make his head dizzy, thoughts unspooling like Dean drank half a bottle of whiskey or smoked three joints. The more he stays the course, the worse it gets. He nearly forgot hellhounds were baring down on them, Sam their last defense against the creatures, because Cas’s eyes hold a magic that quells any fear or worry gnawing at Dean’s senses.
           “Dean?”
           “It hurt being around him,” Dean whispers his admittance, inching closer. Chests almost pressed together. Noses dangerously close. His toes practically climbing atop Cas’s dress shoe. “I hate that that’s true but… it is. Because as glad as I was to see the kid still kicking it… I’m just reminded of her.” Cas’s thumb rubs a comforting circle into his knuckles, Dean dropping his gaze there. “Reminded of what he did. How he just didn’t… didn’t get it, y’know. Couldn’t tell that it was bad. He – there was still this… this disconnect. And after he came back I could tell he’d look at me and try to find the words t’apologize but they were never there. And without them, we’d never move past it. He’d still be hurting, and so would I… Which sucks because – because I know you think of him as your son, but y’know… I think of him as mine, too –“
           “I like to think of him as ours, Dean.”
           “Yes, well…” he clears his throat, tongue wetting his lips as he recovers. Dean chooses tactical evasion, ignoring Cas’s comment and moving on. “He’s like… my second chance. He is a second chance. A second coming, really – sorta like Jesus –“ He pauses, gaze darting towards Cas’s face. “That doesn’t matter. I just… I wanted to make things right with Jack, but he didn’t know how – and I sure didn’t know how. So we were circling each other, doing nothing. I could feel things festering. The happiness that came after Jack’s return began fading; instead of relief there’d be dread whenever he walked into a room. Got it into my head that things’d never get any better, and there was no way of fixing this rift between us.”
           “But with his soul, he finally understands,” Cas says, “he’s apologized. That’s what you wanted?”
           “It is. I… yeah,” Dean shudders, neck suddenly weak. It bends, Dean’s chin saved from touching his neck by Cas’s forehead supporting his. There noses are beside one another, lips a breath apart. “I know it’s for the best but… seeing him cry, all I wanted to do was hug him. Let him know it’d be all right. Except I ran I… I couldn’t say anything. He was hurting and that – that made me hurt even worse. And then I felt glad he could feel hurt… it sorta spiraled from there.”
           Cas hums, Dean’s mouth vibrating with the note. “You were overwhelmed,” Cas says, “there’s no reason for you to be ashamed.”
           “Yes, there is.” Dean scowls, “I’m middle-aged, can gank a monster twice my size without blinking, but the second a situation gets too touchy-feely I stomp on the gas and speed through all the red lights.” While Dean talked about Jack, a highlight reel of all his shortcomings playing on a giant screen in his mind. Times where Dean’s emotions short-circuited. Fried his circuits, caused him more pain than necessary. Many of those scenes feature a recurring character, shaped like a man in a trench coat. It flickers out, leaving Dean with a blank slate. That fades, too, and Cas’s face is there.
           “It’s not fear, Dean. Not at all,” he says. Protest swells, but with a sharp look from Cas it wanes. “Trust me, as someone who knows you… knows your soul, you – you are not afraid of feelings. Not at all.” He smiles, Dean leaning back for the full effect. Blessed by heavenly light. “On the contrary,” Cas continues, “You embrace your emotions. Unfortunately… sometimes you feel too much and that – that can be particularly difficult to manage. I remember when I was human, sometimes the smallest of ripples in my heart caused me great pains. Something modest like being cold or hungry… or in pain, were too much for me to express. Your capacity for feelings, your intelligence and understanding it’s… fantastic. But there are limits. We all have them. You feel too much sometimes that you cannot express yourself or even deal with them.”
           Dean’s tears prick at the corners of his eyes, dangling. Still unshed. “It does feel like that,” he says, “Sometimes it’s… like there’s a highway, and it’s rush hour. Traffic on – on all sides. No one’s moving, and I’m behind the wheel and I want to go but I can’t and I… I get so angry that I can’t.” He lets go of Cas, slipping from his loose grip. “S’what I’m feeling right now.”
           Cas accepts Dean’s need for distance, hands retreating into his pockets. “And what I’m here, to tell you, is this. You might be behind the wheel, but you’re hardly alone in that car. Sam’s there. Jack’s there. And I am most certainly there.”
           Dean nods, wiping a hand down his face. “Thank you, Cas. I… needed this.”
           “I’m glad to be of service, then.” Cas’s tone fell, a discordant pluck of the harp that triggered Dean’s worry. Before he could ask about it, his angel floats away. “I should let you get your rest. Today was exhausting…”
           Halfway out the door, Dean stops him. “Cas, wait!”
           “Yes?”
           Standing there, framed by his doorway, waiting for Dean to continue with shining eyes, Dean thinks his angel never looked more gorgeous. And he wants to tell him. Despite how the words stick in his throat, the sweat dripping from his forehead, and how his feelings might be received, he wants to tell him. He wants to tell him everything. Finally.
            That flame from earlier, snuffed out, relights. Burns hotter than Baby’s engine gunning down the highway. Ballooning, spreading through his veins and disorienting him. The room spins, his vision blurs, but Cas stays clear and firm. It’s right there, on the tip of his tongue –
           “Yes, Dean?”
           He’s cold. Doused by an untimely thought that quells any of his passionate desires, leaving him charred, ashen, and helpless.
           Dean notices the frown lines around his mouth. The way his eyes drooped in a way they’ve never done. Shadows stretch across his body, slithering, hiding most of his expression from Dean. But he senses a tiredness there that, on Cas, seems foreign.
           The moment passes. It wouldn’t feel right, anyway.
           “Just…” his face hurts from the tight grin he forces, “I go both ways.” Blushing, he amends his statement. “I mean, I don’t have to give you all my baggage – I can… I can also help you carry some of yours, if you’d like?”
           Cas tilts his head, light revealing a gentle smile. “I’d like that. Night, Dean.”
           “Night Cas…”
           A closing door never felt more ominous.
           Dean stares at it, chewing on his lip. Chest aching, heart beating against it with the force of a storm wreaking havoc. He walks towards the switch, flipping it off. Bathing the room in shadows. Making it easier. “Cas,” he says aloud, looking ahead into the endless darkness. “I love you. After this is all over, and we don’t have any more fights heading our way… I’d like for you to stay. With me. And we can have the life we both deserve. I just… I want you to know what I’m fighting for. It’s not the world. It’s you. It’s us.”
           He slips under the covers. Talking to empty air didn’t make the feelings disappear, or easier in dealing with. But it’s a start.
           Maybe he’ll do better in the morning.
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airasora · 3 years
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Thoughts on the SIX musical
I watched the SIX musical yesterday after months of being on and off addicted to the soundtrack. I wound up removing my camera and mic for the stream and just chatted with the others in the chatroom.
But someone legit wanted to hear my thoughts on the musical, so I’m gonna write something here :D
A little background story on how I came across the musical to begin with.
I first listened to the song All you wanna do when I came across an animatic with it. I at first thought this was a song from some teen rom-com drama musical perhaps. It sounded like that to me, until we of course ended up with the beheading at the end of the animatic... xD
After that, I wound up binging some different animatics, And then I simply listened to the soundtrack in one go.
Like with a lot of musical etc. I had a fairly good idea what the musical was about after listening to the full soundtrack. I wound up watching a bootleg of the British cast (the OG West End one I think) and it seemed fun enough. Nothing spectacular, I just listened to the soundtrack again after that.
But THEN I came across the American cast and BOY did that make a huge difference for me. This is personal opinion, obviously, but the British cast just wasn’t as entertaining to look at. The American cast had a lot more body language and facial expressions, and the line deliveries just worked way better. It reminded me how an actor/actress can really make or break a role, cause they were saying the same lines, obviously, but this bootleg made me actually want to WATCH it.
So, let’s talk about the songs
The beginning song Ex-wives is an amazing introduction to the wives, the play and overall concept. Let me also add that I know nothing about The Tudors outside of this play, so don’t expect my thoughts ot be based on any knowledge I have on The Tudors cause I got ZERO xD
A small note here, there’s only ONE joke in the entire mucal I’m not a fan of. That’s when the queens are talking about “history” and one of them goes; “Or as we like to call it... her-story.” It’s the cringiest thing I’ve ever heard. It’s one of many verbal jokes about history versus his-story, so I get the joke, it’s just a little too much for me personally.
     Let me quickly skip over to one of my favorite queens Catherine of Aragon. Her introduction is my favorite in the show. I really enjoy a lot of the others (honestly there isn’t a bad introduction to any of them) but this is the introduction I’ve practically got memorized.
The word-play on her going “okay” as she lists the many ways her faith has been tested is brilliant. She basically goes ok after every paragraph and then, by the end, when she talks about how Henry wanted to annul their marriage so he could marry Anne Boleyn, she goes no way instead, which is the title of her song. It’s a fun little quip, and the song is my favorite in terms of sassiness and charisma, in my opinion. It’s the one I have trouble not singing out loud, when I’m listening to it at work.
     After Catherine of Aragon, there is Anne Boleyn and the introduction is, once again, absolutely hilarious. The other queens start asking CA about AB, saying AB is the famous, controversial one people actually care about. And, yeah, I gotta admit, I had only ever heard of Anne Boleyn prior to this musical, so I can’t argue with that xD
The queens give AB such a cool introduction, and when they move to the side to reveal Anne Boleyn, she’s just sitting on the stairs looking and (if we’re talking about the American cast) laughign at something on her phone. In the British version, she’s just being quiet and absorded into her phone. Again, I think the American version is funnier. The woman who plays AB is fucking hilarious to look and listen to. She apolgizes, gestures to start the music, takes a selfie with her tongue sticking out, and then she starts singing. I immediately love this woman xD
AB’s song is called Don’t lose ur head... Get it? Cause she lost her head. Yeah, this is the type of dark humor the show has and I’m fucking loving it. This song was my favorite for a long time, and it’s the song that makes me wish I could actually sing cause I’d love performing this song one way or another xD It’s the song with the most consistent story-telling, having a clear beginning and end. Some of the lines and jokes in this song also really hits the nail on the head. There’s so many memoral jokes in this song alone that I can’t possibly list them all, it’d take too long xD
     After her song, AB insists she should be the winner of “Who had the most bullshit to deal with” contest that the queens have got going on. CA disagrees, obviously, and then it’s Jane Seymour’s turn. The other queens laugh at her, reminding her that she herself said that she was the only one Henry “truly love” and she was also the queen that gave him the song he so desperately wanted.
The entire segment with Jane is a lot less funny and a lot more emotional. Which isn’t a bad thing, but this song and this character is the only one where the song and introduction is saddening. The song Heart of Stone is an amazing ballad, very emotional and I love that they took this idiom and changed it into something profound, strong and positive in comparison to what heart of stone usually means. Her love for Henry is solidified, and no matter what natural disasters there are, stone always prevails.
That’s a very bittersweet message, and I love it. The show is back on track with its morbid humor though when JS by the end asks; “What hurts more than a broken heart?” and AB approaches her and says; “A severed head.”
     It’s a major whiplash after that cause we get straight into the House of Holbein song. This song is a mix of German folk music and electronic dance, and it’s hilarious from start to end. Not only do the queens perform this song wearing ruffles, singing with the fakest German accents I’ve ever heard and dance moves that make Pinocchio look more human than they do. It’s a hilarious song that, unfortunately, took me some time to warm up to.
It was one of the songs I skipped while listening to the soundtrack for a while. Not because I disliked the song, but because it was the only song that wasn’t about any of the queens themselves. They all have their solo and then a couple of group songs, but this one is more of a joke towards the time period and the absurd things they did for the sake of beauty like lead in the makeup and using urine to brighten blonde hair.
I’ve warmed up to the song since I got to see it at the actual musical. Having the visuals with it made it a lot funnier to me, also the actual soundtrack song has cut off the entire tinder segment and that’s also a really funny joke. The queens present two different “options” that Henry had back at the time and it’s show-cased as a tinder like and dislike situation with the options having cringey bios along with posing as stereotypical tinder profile pics. It’s a lot of fun.
     Anna of Cleves is the only queen who didn’t just have a dialogue/monologue to introduce her character, but also that Hause of Holbein song. But that’s also why her monologue is shorter than the others, but not at all less funny. I’m imagining that when the creators of the show were writing the lines and lyrics, and they got to Anna of Cleves and had to “explain” why she should win the contest of who had to deal with the most BS... they realized it was impossible. Anna of Cleves is the biggest loser of the contest, cause her destiny was to be sent to her own goddamn palace with more money than she could spend in a lifetime and not a single man around to tell her what to do with it.
AC was picked by Henry due to a painting by Hans of Holbein, but supposedly, Anna didn’t look as good in real life, so Henry basically sent her away, divorced her, and bribed her into staying away from him an that’s why she got a palace of her own in Richmond.
So, how do you go about introducing this queen who CLEARLY had very little BS to deal with in comparison to the other queens? You have her try to make it sound tragic, but it doesn’t work. AC’s song Get Down is one big “fuck you, I’m hot and rich now” moment and it’s amazing. This song is the most “groovy” of the songs, having a heavy hip hop feeling. This is the song I’d like to DANCE to the most. This song is also funny, but that’s not the major focus of it. It’s much more of an independent song about a woman who is a Wienerschnitzel and not an English flower, and it’s fucking badass.
After the song is over, the queens comment that AC’s life didn’t sound difficult at all. AC agrees, saying she probably won’t win then. “Oh, well. Back to the palace.” What an amazing ending to the best loser in the world.
     And then it’s Catherine Howard’s turn, nicknamed Kitty by the fandom AND by Catherine herself back in the 1500. This was the song that introduced me to the musical, and it’s exceptionally creepy. It describes Kitty’s “romantic” life from she was 13 to 19 when she was beheaded for treason and promiscuity outside of wedlock.
No lie, Kitty is easily the queen who had the worst life. She may not be the one who had the most BS to deal with from the king himself, but she had the saddest life of them all, having been sexsually abused and taken advantage of by four different men from she was 13 to 19. And then she was beheaded.
Poor fucking girl.
Her introduction is basically the queens saying she was the least relevant Catherine, and how she couldn’t possibly compete with any of them. Kitty responds by absolutely roasting the shit out of each queen. It’s hilarious and the delivery of the lines are amazing. It’s one of the funniest introductions.
But to get back to the actual song, which is just as heartbreaking; All you wanna do describes how Kitty thought that a man wanting her sexually meant he loved her, and she continues to be cast aside when “playtime is over” and the men are done with her. They all tell her that they have a special connection, which becomes one of the most important lines in the song. Cause when the fourth chorus is being sung, and Thomas, the final man, says “we have a connection”, that’s when Kitty realizes how much she’s been taken advantage of.
Visually in the musical, every time Kitty sings “connection” the queens put their hands on her. For the first chorus, it’s just two queens and two hands. But as the song progresses more and more hands are placed on Kitty’s body, symbolizing the sexual abuse she had to go through. By the end, when Kitty is practically crying the last chorus, she’s throwing their hands away from her, but they keep returning to her body and pulling at her. The visual symbolism here is amazingly well done, and insanely creepy.
It’s probably my favorite visual symbolism in the entire musical.
     The introduction to our final queen, Catherine Parr, is very unique. CP herself actually doesn’t say much at first, and the queens are basically still fighting each other on who had the most trauma or abuse. They step aside, declaring it’s time to hear from the final queen and CP... doesn’t sing.
CP starts talking about how maybe what they’re doing is kinda insensitive, and the queens mock her, saying she’s drawing lines in arbitrary places and just knows she won’t win, so she’s trying to make them feel bad. CP agrees to sing a song, and introduces herself before so. She talks about having been married multiple times, something she and Henry had in common, because she had to be married not to be ostracized by society. When she finally finds a man she truly loves, Henry decides to make her his next queen, and she must write a letter telling her lover that she can’t marry him.
One of the main focuses in I don’t need your love is how CP, and the other queens, are reduced to just one of Henry’s six wives, and how CP had so much more to say, being a writer, a women’s rights and educational advocate, and how all the queens disappear in “his story”.
By the end of the song, the other queens join CP in singing, saying they’re taking control of their own lives and that they are more than one of Henry’s wives and, hell, that Henry himself is only famous because of his six wives.
     In-between I don’t need your love and Six the queens talk about how messed up comparing them is, as they aren’t just a category and a word in a stupid rhyme. The final song is the queens making up fictional endings for themselves where they get to have happy endings. It’s a very upbeat, insanely happy song and it made me cry the first time I watched the musical. I cry easily over happy endings, ok? xD
     Overall, I’d say this show is a blast to watch from beginning to end with very few jokes or moments that don’t do it for me. Due to the historical theme, a lot of people compare it to Hamilton. Yes, there’s certain similarities, but frankly, there’s not enough similarities to really compare them. The similarities stop after the initial concept of taking some historical people and turning it into a musical. There’s very few similarities, but both musicals are absolutely amazing.
Would I call SIX a masterpiece? No. But that doesn’t mean it’s not absolutely fantastic! I can only recommend it, it doesn’t matter if you know fuck-all about The Tudors, I knew nothing about them going into this musical, and it didn’t make the musical any less amazing. It’s hilarious and engaging from beginning to end, and all the queens are memorable, fun and super quotable and iconic.
Before I drop the curtain on this long-ass post, let me share my favorite bootleg of my favorite cast of the SIX musical. It’s worth a million watches, and it’s pretty short in comparison to other musicals.
Take a look, and tell me what you thought of it! :D
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If you got this far, thank you for your patience and interest xD
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badly explained anastasia songs
prologue: once upon a december: we will not be together in paris soon, you liar
a rumour in st petersburg: communism sucks but at least we have rumours
in my dreams: i'm sure i have a tragic backstory hidden somewhere behind all this amnesia
learn to do it: all of the first princess diaries movie compressed into one song
the neva flows: my dad killed people and i'm depressed
my petersburg: i am tough
once upon a december: woah vague memories of my past??
stay, i pray you: yeah russia sucks right now but don't leave i'm begging you
we'll go from there: oh my god oh my god oh my gOD WE'RE LEAVING!!
still: oh no ya boy has a crush on someone who legit might be anastasia
journey to the past: this song was at the beginning of the movie but now it's been crammed in here and that's fine i'm fine leave me alone
paris holds the key (to your heart): wow france is fancy (francy)
crossing a bridge: woah maybe i actually am anastasia
close the door: i'm a sad old woman who hates everyone please stop pretending to be my dead granddaughter
land of yesterday: russia is fucked right now but hey we used to be royalty let's party
the countess and the common man: there's a part of the song that's just them panting and i thought they literally had sex until i watched the bootleg
in a crowd of thousands: the classic "falling in love" song that every musical is required to have mixed with angst because oh god you're the princess
meant to be: oh shit they're in love
quarter at the ballet: the stage directions for this song was probably something like "all parties to be yearning"
everything to win: oh shit i'm in love with her
once upon a december (reprise): orange blossoms?!
the press conference: MASS-STERIA
everything to win (reprise): oh shit i'm in love with him
still/the neva flows (reprise): gleb is a pussy
finale: *whistfully* it was all a dream
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Lopez’s 8 Ch.2 | Brittana
I didn’t expect such a big response for the first chapter LOL I’m glad everyone’s here for this. Thanks for spreading the word! <33
Also available on ff.net (x) ao3 (x) & below the cut!
The next morning, Santana and Brittany are seated side by side in one of Santana’s favorite cafés. Santana’s stuffing her face with pancakes like she hasn’t eaten in days while Brittany tries to wrap her head around everything Santana has told her about the heist.
When the waitress comes around with Brittany’s hot chocolate and a top-up of Santana’s coffee, Brittany smoothly pulls a flask from her jacket and twists off the lid.
Santana watches as she pours a splash of peppermint schnapps into her mug and starts to stir before concealing the flask again.
“That’s new,” Santana comments with a chuckle, “Did you develop a drinking problem while I was away?”
Brittany rolls her eyes, “No, but I might if you insist on starting every morning like this.”
“Like what?” Santana smiles sweetly, “With breakfast and the pleasure of my company?”
Brittany squints and goes to correct her, “With you tricking me into having breakfast with you so you can bombard me with your dastardly plans on the way here.”
“Admit it, Britt,” Santana says smugly as she sticks her fork through a bite of pancakes, “You’ve missed this. You’ve missed me and all the fun we use to have. Tell me you’re not the least bit interested now that you’ve heard everything.”
Brittany sighs and goes to take a long sip of her hot chocolate.
Santana watches and waits, but Brittany remains quiet. It makes Santana smirk deviously.
“That’s what I thought,” Santana gives her a triumphant grin, “You can’t resist a good thing. You so want this, just say it.”
Brittany scoffs. If she didn’t find Santana’s confidence so damn attractive, she’d roll her eyes at it for the millionth time that morning.
“Okay, so you want to rob a museum…” Brittany clarifies hesitantly after taking another sip.
Santana shakes her head, “Not the museum, just someone in it.”
“That’s right,” Brittany nods, “You want to rob Rachel Berry.”
“Oh my God, Britt!” Santana hushes and eyes around them to see if anyone heard. When the coast is clear she turns back to Brittany with her voice lowered, “Could you be any louder? Who knows who’s listening, she’s like the biggest star right now.”
“I don’t know why,” Brittany scoffs, “You know she pays the paparazzi to follow her around, right?”
“Yeah, it’s ridiculous but so is she,” Santana shrugs, “She’s always causing a scene to get her name on the front page. Remember that one scandal involving a panty raid?”
“How could I forget! She was caught red-handed,” Brittany laughs before her tone grows serious, “Rumor has it that she once ate a bull testicle too.”
Santana frowns in disgust and pauses before taking another bite, “Can you not? I’m eating…”
“That’s her claim to fame, Santana, eating a bull testicle…like singular she didn’t even eat both of them!” Brittany says while she waves her hand around, “It’s such a waste.”
“Well the key words here are rumor has it,” Santana jokes, “Who knows what the hell goes on with her. And besides, why would anyone want to eat a fucking bull testicle in the first place? That’s gross.”
“It’s a delicacy in some places,” Brittany mumbles which earns her a quizzical glare from Santana, “So I’ve heard. People do strange things for fame.”
“Clearly,” Santana replies, “We all know Rachel Berry sucks but she’s the one hosting the Met Gala this year so it’s kind of out of my hands. She’s our mark by like…default.”
“Right,” Brittany nods and goes back to piecing everything together. Her face is cutely screwed up in deep concentration and Santana’s sure Brittany’s about to say that she’s the biggest pain in her ass which Santana’s totally use to hearing by now.
To her surprise, Brittany just let’s out an exhausted sigh.
“There’s no way we’d be able to pull this off with just the two of us,” She says, “There’s too many moving parts, we’d need like a group of 11 to 13 people – “
“Oddly specific,” Santana points out around a mouthful of pancakes while Brittany rambles on.
“ – At the very least and like a whole bunch of money which neither of us has,” Brittany gives her a look, “So how’s that going to work out?”
“Well for starters, we’d only need a team of seven and just a few grand,” Santana answers proudly, “That’s where the credit line I asked about comes into play.”
“Oh, just a few grand? Is that all?” Brittany quips, “You think money grows on trees or something? It doesn’t, I tried. Remember?”
“Yes, yes I remember. The pay-off is going to be big,” Santana jokes back as her voice dips down into a flirty tone, “And I’m sure you can work out something. Give yourself some credit, you can be very persuasive when you want.”
“Well one of us has to be judging by your failed attempt to seduce me yesterday,” Brittany smirks.
“Please. If I was going to seduce you, you’d know it.”
“I’m sure,” Brittany lets out a laugh before getting serious again, “Even if I could manage to get what you need, we’re working with such a tight schedule. We’d need to acquire a whole team like now. It’s crazy talk.”
“No, it’s genius,” Santana corrects her while Brittany takes a sip, “You have got to admit that this is some of my best work, Britt.”
She’s not wrong, it really is a great plan. It’s just that Brittany doesn’t want Santana to get herself locked up again, she doesn’t think she could last that long without having her around, but you only get locked up if you get caught and that has never happened when she and Brittany are together.
It really gets Brittany thinking though, what’s the hurry other than the obvious? Why does it have to be the Met Gala? What isn’t Santana telling her?
“Why do you need to do this?” Brittany asks suddenly and there’s this seriousness in her tone, “Tell me the reason and maybe I’ll consider it.”
Santana’s answer comes easily as she smirks, “Because it’s what I’m good at.”
“Babe, you’re good at a lot of things. Trust me on that, but this?” Brittany shakes her head, “I don’t have a good feeling about this,” Brittany says earnestly.
The old term of endearment falls so easily that Brittany doesn’t realize she says it. They’ve always playfully called each other names like that for years so it’s not big deal, even if Brittany sometimes gets a fluttery feeling in the pit of her stomach.
Santana lets out a long sigh and lowers her tone too, “There’s nothing to worry about. I have gone over this thing thousands of times, literally. It’s all I thought about when I was away and I have it perfected. If we get into a bind – which we won’t, probably – I can get us out. It might’ve taken me like three years to get it just right, but it’ll run like clockwork now. I promise.”
What surprises Brittany is the fact that Santana holds out her pinky to her.
“No. Don’t do that,” Brittany scoffs and points at Santana’s hand, “Pinky promises are reserved for promises that you can keep.”
“I know,” Santana replies and inches closer, “Why do you think I’m doing this?”
Brittany’s slow to answer and instead just stares down at her mug.
“Listen,” Santana adds in this husky tone and puts down her fork altogether to give Brittany her full attention. She has her serious voice on now too when she says, “I need you with me, B.”
Brittany bites her lip to keep from smiling as she peeks up at Santana. The brunette is staring back with these pleading big, brown eyes and Brittany struggles against the pull. She can feel herself caving the longer she stares back though, because feeling needed? By Santana? That’s Brittany’s kryptonite.
But Santana knows that too and Brittany can’t give into her so easily.
“Why can’t you find someone else if it’s so important for you to do?” Brittany asks but again Santana is too quick to answer.
“It has to be you and me leading this thing. That’s the only way this will work.”
“You’re just saying that,” Brittany brushes off with the shake of her head. She tries to make light of the situation, “You’ve found someone else before. That’s how Dani came into the picture, right? You can do it again. Maybe the next person will have green hair this time?”  
Brittany sees that she has struck a nerve with the way Santana takes a sharp inhale at the blow, but the brunette remains persistent despite the waver.
“I can’t do this with anyone else,” Santana says simply, “There’s no one like you, Britt.”
Her words and her tone has Brittany’s playful smirk falling and the blonde looks to Santana almost in wonderment. Those words Santana said, she rarely hers them. Or rather, she rarely believes them but when they come from Santana it means something different altogether.
Brittany trusts her – well, they trust each other – and that’s rare in their industry. Con artists don’t trust anyone and they can’t be trusted either. That’s just how it is, but it’s always been different for them.
“Don’t you want out of the bootlegging biz?” Santana asks to fill the silence.
Brittany’s smirk returns, “That’s not what it’s called anymore…”
“Whatever, you know what I mean,” Santana shrugs and finds Brittany’s eyes, “You’re better than that watered down shit, that I know. Don’t waste your talents on it, Britt. Do this thing with me instead. Please.”
It takes Brittany a moment for Santana’s words to sink in, but then she’s letting out a telltale sigh of defeat. She doesn’t even have to say anything, Santana just knows she has won this round.
“Alright, I’ll do it,” Brittany finally agrees aloud and takes Santana’s pinky in hers, “You happy now? You’ve successfully corrupted me.”
“Don’t pin that on me! You were like that before I even met you,” Santana grins, “But yes, I’m very happy.”
Brittany keeps her pinky curled around Santana’s for a second longer as she says, “Good, but just know I’m only agreeing to this because I like how you sound when you say please.”
“I know you do,” Santana winks. She pauses there for a second, admiring the way Brittany’s cat-like eyes darken in a way that occasionally has one of them being dragged off to a bathroom stall. Santana stays focused though and goes to pick up her fork again before offering a bite to Brittany, “Now taste this before it gets cold.”
“But I’m not hungry.”
“Liar,” Santana accuses playfully, “You’re always hungry.”
“Yeah, but not for pancakes.”  
Brittany gives Santana a proud smirk to which Santana rolls her eyes, “Just take a bite.”  
Brittany looks down at the offered fork warily then back into Santana’s hopeful eyes. She rocks the fork from side to side like she’s trying entice her with it. Ultimately Brittany rolls her eyes and succumbs to Santana yet again. She lets Santana guide the small bite into her mouth and hums almost instantly at the taste.
“Tastes like clouds,” Brittany’s in awe and goes to grab her own fork.
“Told you,” Santana smirks and slides her plate closer so that Brittany can help herself.
“So this team you’re talking about,” Brittany mumbles with her mouth full, “Got anyone in mind?”
Santana bobs her head from side to side, “Possibly. That’s what I’ll need your help with first, partner.”
Brittany smiles deviously at her new title, “Let’s hurry up and get to work then!”    
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They’re back at the loft and have cleared off the dining table so that it’s now covered in headshots and resumes. Santana and Brittany have been rifling through the paperwork for hours now trying to select the perfect person for job.
“What about this one?” Santana suggests and pushes the fashion designer’s details across the table towards Brittany.
Brittany pushes her laptop out of the way and goes to take a look at the profile. After once glance, she quickly shakes her head and throws the paper off to the side with a, “Nope.”
Santana gasps and goes to pick it up, “Why not? She’s young, she’s well-known, she’s – “
“Got a record,” Brittany fills in.
“Don’t we all?” Santana smirks.
Brittany narrows her eyes, “Not the kind of record you want around this type of job. Holly Holliday is a flight risk. She rarely completes a job. I don’t want us to worry about whether or not she’ll stick around long enough to see this through.”
“Well, there’s millions of dollars in it for her if she does,” Santana replies sarcastically.
Brittany gives her a look, “It’s a big if, Santana. We can find someone better.”
“Okay, okay. We’ll keep looking,” Santana sighs and goes back to searching.
“Ah, how about him?” Brittany suggests a moment later and reveals a picture of world-renowned designer Kurt Hummel.
Santana waves him off, “No. No boys allowed.”
“Not even a gay one?” Brittany asks and goes to frown at the picture, “He’d be perfect for this. Impressive portfolio, easily intimidated yet highly motivated by the potential pay-off.  Just look at his porcelain face.”
“Porcelain cracks with enough pressure,” Santana replies matter-of-factly, “If he someone gets picked up, we need to make sure he doesn’t start singing and with a face like that? I’m sure he’d sing his ass off.”
“True,” Brittany pouts at his picture, “I bet he gives really facials though.”
Santana fakes a gag, “Gross, Britt.”
“What? I was talking about skin care. See?”
Santana glances up to find Brittany looking genuine as she holds up his picture. She smiles apologetically and shakes her head, “It’s still a no. I’m going for all-girl here. We can’t have a guy in the group, even if his face does look baby-butt smooth. Besides, he’s rich already. We need someone who needs us.”
“Alright,” Brittany shrugs and sets down the picture.
A few moments later Santana plucks another profile from the stack and shows it to Brittany, “What about this one? Pretty sure we’ve worked with her before actually…”
Brittany reads the name April Rhodes and starts to chuckle, “I remember her! She got caught trying to smuggle a whole butterball turkey out from this banquet dinner…between her legs. ”
“Stuffing and all,” Santana recalls and goes to read the profile again, “She’s down for anything and she’s a talker too. Perfect for what we need. Now she’s apparently into fashion?”
“More like rehab,” Brittany corrects after doing a quick search on her laptop. She turns the screen to Santana, “Been in there now for six weeks.”
“Damn it! Third time’s the charm I guess,” Santana shrugs, “We’ll keep looking.”
A few more failed attempts later, Brittany starts to giggle to herself. Santana wonders how late it is and if Brittany is starting to get a little delirious.
“What?” Santana asks.
“I’m beginning to think you have a type,” Brittany teases while she taps away on her laptop.
“A type?”
“Mhmm,” Brittany hums without looking up.
Santana frowns, “I don’t have a type.”
“All your suggestions have been blonde and blue-eyed,” Brittany points out, “Hate to break it to you, honey, but you have a type.”
“My ex has blue hair, blue. That totally cancels out your theory.”
“But she was blonde when you met her,” Brittany grins and peeks over the screen of her laptop, “Admitting you have a type is the first step to recovery.”
“Oh is it?” Santana quirks her brow, trying to brush it off, “You sure that’s not addiction?”
“Same difference.”
Santana shakes her head, “Let’s just focus here.”
Although now that Brittany has mentioned, she’s become really aware of the last four people she has suggested. She didn’t know she was doing it – obviously – but now that Brittany’s pointed it out, she’ll just have to be more observant.
She doesn’t have a type, she just has standards and coincidentally those standards have been met by people who just so happened to be blonde and blue-eyed.
Does that mean she has a type? Of course not.
That’s when her eyes catch a profile she hasn’t suggested yet. She plucks up the paper and skims the details. Her smile grows the more she reads.
“She’s the one,” Santana mumbles and turns the paper to show Brittany, “This is our fashion designer and look, she isn’t blonde.”
Brittany scans the information and Santana watches her smile grow too.
“Let’s go get her.”
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Brittany manages to gain her and Santana entry into the designer’s next fashion show which just so happens to be the worst hour and a half they have experienced in a long time. Santana actually feels sorry for the models because any outfit that consists of a gigantic, floppy bow tied around your neck paired with a buttoned-up cardigan that is the same color as mashed up peas and carrots is just a travesty.
“I don’t know, Britt,” Santana whispers as another model walks by, “I’m having second thoughts. This is horrible, just look at that one’s shoes.”
Brittany glances over just in time to see Santana cringe. She does her best to stifle her laugh as she whispers back, “She doesn’t have to appeal to us, remember? She has to appeal to Rachel Berry, the same Rachel Berry who coined the term Sexy Librarian Chic.”
Santana nods, “You’re right. We need someone with just as horrible taste as her.”
“Exactly,” Brittany smiles down at Santana encouragingly, “We’ve found our designer for sure.”
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It’s hard for Santana and Brittany to sit through the entire show without screwing their faces up in disgust, but they manage to pull through and once the show ends they go off to find their designer.
It doesn’t take long though. When they find who they’re looking for, she’s huddled up in a corner surrounded by used disinfectant wipes. She’s in the middle of furiously scrubbing a high heel while she recovers from sobbing when Santana and Brittany walk up.
“Hi. Are you Emma?” Brittany asks softly, “Emma Pillsbury?”
The designer looks absolutely wrecked with her mascara running down her cheeks and this panicked look in her eye. It kind of freaks Santana out at first glance.
The red-haired woman hiccups as she looks to them, “Yes?”
“Awesome,” Brittany shows off that infectious, mega-watt grin and takes another step closer, “We’re big fans of your work.”
“You are?” Emma doesn’t look too sure.
“Of course,” Brittany shrugs casually and kicks away some of the used wipes so that she can perch herself on an upturned crate near the woman, “I would’ve never thought to pair a lime green cardi with mustard yellow loafers.”
“That’s because you have taste,” Santana jokes purely because she can’t help herself.
Brittany shoots her a glare and quickly tries to do some damage control before Emma starts to hyperventilate again, “You’re a fashion icon, Emma.”
“Tell that to the debt collectors,” Emma frowns, “I’m a failure. There’s no way I can come back from this. I put everything I had left into this show. It’s only a matter of time before everything’s taken from me.”
Brittany softens at Emma becoming increasingly distressed. Deep down, she feels a little bad for the woman. She seems like a nice person, genuine enough, and completely broke.
She’s the perfect person for the job.
“What if we told you that we can make this all go away?” Santana speaks up when she finds Brittany getting swept up in her feelings.
Emma blinks and glances between the two women skeptically, “I wouldn’t believe you.”
“Well start believing because we can,” Santana says through her smirk.
“What do you have in mind?” Emma questions.
Santana glances to Brittany and gives her a nod, almost as if she’s passing the mic.
“Dress Rachel Berry for the Met Gala,” Brittany supplies quietly so that only the three of them can hear.
Emma spurts out a disbelieving laugh, “You can’t be serious.”
Santana and Brittany remain stoic and it has Emma’s smile falling instantly.
“You’re serious,” Emma says gravely.
“We are,” Santana nods.
“Rachel Berry?” Emma pushes the idea away, “She’s…I’ve never dressed anyone with her kind of star power. How would I even be an option for her?”
“Come with us and we’ll explain everything,” Brittany offers.
Emma looks a little like a frightened doe but she stands regardless and agrees to follow them out to their car. It’s actually really concerning how little effort they had to use in order to get Emma to agree to a meeting, but they aren’t complaining too much.
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Once they get back to the loft, Brittany pulls up a picture of the most blingiest bling that ever blinged: the Toussaint. Emma’s eyes go wide at that size of the diamonds encased in the necklace while Santana gives a vague rundown of how Rachel Berry, the Toussaint, and Emma all play an important role in the outcome of this heist.
Unlike Brittany, Emma only needs to hear the parts of the plan that she’s directly involved with so it doesn’t take as long for the designer to get her head wrapped around the opportunity.
“I still don’t understand how you expect me to get a hold of this necklace,” Emma says a bit later, “And frankly, I think it’s too gaudy for the work I’m known for.”
“Known for? That’s a reach,” Santana teases lowly but plasters on an encouraging smile as she turns to face her again, “This necklace has history. It’s perfect for this year’s theme and if it’s Rachel Berry we’re talking about…the bigger the bling, the better. They’ll lend it out if it’s for her.”
Emma sighs but ultimately lets Santana sway her, “Okay, I can do this.”
“Yeah you can!” Brittany cheers before glancing to Santana and sending her a wink.
Santana ignores how her stomach flips at the sight and goes back to explaining what they need Emma to do first.
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Later that night, Santana and Brittany are back on the hunt again for their next recruit. Brittany’s eyes are starting to do that thing where they sting whenever she blinks, so she looks over to Santana who is fully immersed in her search.
“Can we take a break?” Brittany asks, “I’m getting snacky.”
“You’re always snacky,” Santana chuckles as Brittany goes to stand. She doesn’t even notice Brittany rounding the table until her warm hands squeeze tenderly at her shoulders. She feels Brittany’s thumbs dig into her tight muscles, working out the tension there, and she can’t help but moan at the sensation.
“Come on. Take a break,” Brittany husks as her hands continue to work, “We’ve been going at it all day.”
Santana can practically hear the smugness in her tone for that innuendo; Brittany can be the biggest tease sometimes and that’s coming from her.
She stays focused on the task at hand though, “I’m close, Britt. I can feel it.”
“I haven’t heard that in awhile,” Brittany chuckles darkly as she withdraws her hands and goes looking for a snack.
Santana raises a brow, “I find that hard to believe.”
“You’re right,” Brittany says as she goes to lean against the kitchen counter with an apple in hand. She looks back at Santana with this mischievous glint in her eye, “What I meant to say was that I haven’t heard that from you in awhile.”
Santana lets out a laugh but Brittany just takes a bite of her apple, never breaking eye contact. In fact, her smug grin grows as she chews.
“And I’m sure you want to change that?” Santana asks as her voice dips into that deliciously raspy-hot-as-hell tone of hers, “Don’t you?”
“Is that an invitation?” Brittany practically purrs after wiping her mouth with the back of her hand.
“You find me a hacker and we’ll see where your luck takes you.”
Brittany sinks her teeth into the apple then snatches up a bag of chips and a beer before retuning to the search with a renewed enthusiasm. It takes her all of twenty minutes before she’s stumbling upon someone promising.
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“Can I borrow your car?” Santana asks the next day while Brittany is busy at work trying to sift through potential people needed for other roles in the heist.
“Which one?”
“Any.”
The blonde shrugs, “Sure. Where’re you going? Paying another friend a visit?”
Santana smirks, “Something like that.”
Brittany gives her a questioning look before going to grab the keys, “Can I come?”
“Not yet,” Santana answers, “But I’ll need your help a little later.”
“Sure,” Brittany shuffles through the mix for Santana’s favorite and tosses them over to her, “I just filled that one up too.”
Santana smiles sweetly and comes over to press a chaste kiss to Brittany’s cheek in thanks, “I’ll see you later. Don’t get into any trouble while I’m out.”
“Speak for yourself,” Brittany chuckles although she can feel a blush blossoming at the feel of Santana’s lip on her skin. God, she’s so sex-deprived. If just a little kiss on the cheek gets her going, who knows what’ll happen if Santana leaves one on her lips next.
The brunette gives her one last wave of her fingers before she heads out, leaving Brittany to distract her wandering thought by looking up that possible hacker’s details and setting up a meeting.
\\
Awhile later, Santana finds herself standing across the street from a jeweler she once tagged along with her father to when she was younger. Her father and the shop owner were close friends back in the day, and judging by her father’s reputation, she’s sure the shop owner must’ve dabbled into the business as well otherwise, why would they be so close?
Santana remembers playing with the owner’s daughter every once in awhile though when she and her father would come by. Word on the street is that the daughter took over the business after the owner’s passing, so it’s only natural that Santana returns now.
They both have followed in their fathers’ footsteps in a way and she’s sure they could be of use to each other.
Santana waits for the jeweler in the window to notice her watching from across the way. When she finally does, she quickly speaks to her colleague before making her exit.
Santana smiles politely as the other woman nears, she looks like she has barely aged since the last time she saw her.
“Hey Tina,” Santana greets.
“Santana, Hi!” Tina replies happily, “God, it’s been a long time. I haven’t seen you since the funeral.”
“Yeah, I’ve been busy,” Santana says vaguely, “How’s business?”
“It’s okay,” Tina shrugs as her smile falls, “We’re going through a little rough patch at the moment, but we’ll be okay. What brings you out this way?”
“Well, I kind of need your help with something,” Santana tells her.
Tina’s voice lowers, “Is everything okay? I heard you were in jail…”
“Yeah, I was,” Santana answers with a chuckle and goes to check her watch, “You got time for a walk? I can explain everything.”
Tina glances over at the shop for a moment before she nods, “Yeah, of course. What do you need help with?”
\\
Santana breezes into the loft awhile later with the biggest of grins on her face.
“Got a jeweler!” She says proudly as she shrugs out of her blazer. When she doesn’t hear a reply she ventures in deeper and calls out, “Britt? You here?”
“Yeah!” Brittany answers back and Santana follows the sound of her voice around the corner.
She finds the blonde seated next to a woman she recognizes from Brittany’s pile of suggestions but she still has questions. The two of them are squeezed in on a loveseat that Santana totally forgot about and they’re both staring down as the woman’s fingers type furiously at her laptop.
“What’s going on here? Who the hell are you?” Santana asks, but her tone comes out way more aggressive than she intended.
Brittany looks up questioningly upon hearing the snap, “This is Mercedes. She’s our new hacker.”
“I didn’t agree to anything yet,” Mercedes corrects her.
Santana’s brow rises as she looks from the woman to Brittany, “You chose someone named after a car?”
Mercedes gives Santana a look, the first time she’s torn her eyes away from the screen, but Brittany cuts in before anything happens.
“She’s really great, Santana,” Brittany tells her and goes to pat her thigh, “Come sit, she’s already infiltrated the museum’s security system.”
“What?” Santana gasps and quickly comes in close, foregoing Brittany’s lap so she can see the screen. Sure enough, it’s all there: access to every camera in the entire building.
“Is this what you’re looking for?” Mercedes asks casually.
“Yup,” Brittany beamed and looked to Santana who was now pressed up against her shoulder, “What do you think?”
“Anyone can hack into some cameras,” Santana waves off as she pushes away from Brittany to stand, “What else can you-“
Suddenly all the lights in the loft went out and the three of them were plunged into darkness for a few seconds until the sound of a mouse click turned them back on.
Mercedes smirks at the dumbfounded look on Santana’s face, “It took me a matter of seconds to run this place. Whoever is in charge of your busted ass security system here should be fired.”
When Santana’s only reply is a dropped jaw, Brittany takes that as all the approval she needs and enlists Mercedes on the spot.
\\
Once Mercedes heads out, Santana and Brittany set off on their next task for the day. This one is something Brittany’s been organizing while Santana was off meeting with Tina, so she fills Santana in on the way to the restaurant where they’re meant to meet Emma.
Brittany takes the lead on this one, telling the designer that the mission here is to make Rachel Berry as jealous as possible so that she’ll stop at nothing to nab Emma Pillsbury as her fashion designer for the Gala. Emma’s not so sure she’s following along, but Brittany tells her not to worry about it and just do what they talked about earlier while Santana was away.
Emma nods resolutely and heads inside while Santana and Brittany hang by the car.
“Who’s she meeting with?��� Santana asks.
“You’ll see,” Brittany answers, “You aren’t the only one who has a few tricks up her sleeve.”
Santana tilts her head to the side in wonder, but Brittany just leans against the car with her arms crossed and rests her head back to soak in the warm sunlight.
Santana watches with awe, the way sunrays halo her makes Brittany look almost angelic. Santana knows that couldn’t be further from the truth though and the thought makes her smirk.
They stand there a moment longer somewhat watching from the window as Rachel Berry’s biggest rival, Sunshine Corazon, enters the restaurant and walks over to the table where Emma is seated. The singer and designer talk excitedly while Brittany pulls a camera from the car and pops off the lens cover.
“Hold this,” She directs and passes it to Santana before walking over to snap a couple pictures of the two carrying on. Santana watches curiously until Brittany returns to her side, “You know how much we can get for pictures like these? Could easily pay for nice meal and a few drinks.”
“Is that your way of asking me on a date?” Santana snickers as she passes Brittany the lens cap.
“Date?” Brittany feigns surprise, “You don’t date. At least that’s what you told me before you started dating Dani.”
Santana let’s out a deep sigh at another one of Brittany’s Dani-related jabs, “You’re never going to let that go, huh?”
“Nope,” Brittany grins, “Especially because she got you arrested once.”
“Not funny,” Santana huffs and goes to cross her arms.
Brittany’s quick to slip her hand between them though and slides down Santana’s forearm so that her pinky locks with the brunette’s, “I’m sorry. Don’t be mad.”
Santana rolls her eyes at the sickeningly sweet tone but she can’t help the smile that forms. When it comes to Brittany, sometimes she really can’t help herself. She’s like putty in her hands, but that goes both ways at times too.
“Oh look, Emma’s coming out now,” Brittany points out as she drops Santana’s pinky and goes to stow away the camera.
Santana hates how she already misses the closeness but pushes away the feeling and gets back into the car along with Brittany and Emma.
\\
When the pictures of Emma’s lunch with Sunshine Corazon are released to the public it only takes a matter of minutes before Rachel Berry’s manager is calling to book Emma for the Gala.
“Mission accomplished,” Brittany smirks and pumps her fist in the air, “And I got a couple hundred bucks for the pictures!”
“Big money,” Santana teases.
Brittany continues to smirk as she closes the distance between them, “What’d you say we blow this popsicle stand and grab a drink?”
“Tempting,” Santana says as Brittany’s eyes linger on Santana’s lips, “But I’ve got work to do.”
Brittany let’s out a sigh and turns away, “You’re no fun.”
\\
“Okay so here me out,” Brittany begins as she and Santana walk down a crowded street, “This girl is a little out there but she’s got the best hands I’ve ever seen.”
Santana quirks a brow, “I’m offended.”
“Hey, it’s been awhile,” Brittany replies with a wink, “You might need to refresh my memory.”
“Yeah, you’d love that would you?” Santana laughs.
“You have no idea. Come on,” Brittany smirks then grabs onto Santana’s wrist to pulls her through a crowd surrounding a busker.
It’s a tight fit so Santana hooks her fingers into Brittany’s belt loops and practically molds herself to the blonde’s back – you know, so they don’t get separated.
Brittany loves every minute of it of course.
Santana also doesn’t mind the closeness too much either.
“She’s there,” Brittany points out to the girl doing some trick with a few red solo cups.
Santana rolls to the tips of her toes to get a better look which makes Brittany chuckle.
“Come here, shorty,” She teases and pulls the girl around to stand in front of her instead. Her hands linger on Santana’s hips, “Can you see now?”  
“Yeah,” Santana mumbles and watches the girl in front of them work her magic on some tourist.
She’s quick with her hands and just as charismatic as Brittany too but there’s something about her that’s a little too flashy. Maybe it’s the hot pink, furry vest she wears or the heart-shaped sunglasses sitting atop her head. Santana has no idea, but the girl’s swift nab of the man’s watch without him knowing has her interests piqued.
“See what I mean?” Brittany nudges Santana.
“She’s good,” Santana agrees and as the crowd starts to disperse she and Brittany head over.
“Hey hotties,” The girl greets and does a quick nod so that her sunglasses fall over her eyes. She points over to Santana’s watch, “That’s nice.”
“Don’t even think about it,” Santana smirks.
The girl tilts her head to the side and looks between them, “You 5-0?”
Santana and Brittany look to each other and laugh wholeheartedly.
“Fuck no!”
“Yeah, no way!” Brittany adds too, “What’s your name, kid?”
“Sugar,” The girl supplies and Santana’s sure the girl is lying, “Why?”
“Well Sugar, we were just admiring your special talents,” Santana says smoothly, “Got time for a chat?”
“Time is money,” Sugar replies looking skeptic, “So unless there’s something in it for me, the answer is no.”
“Oh, there’s definitely going to be something in it for you,” Brittany tells her with a grin, “Come take a walk.”
Sugar eyes the two warily, “I’ll go…but only if you buy me a bubble tea.”
“A what?” Santana frowns.
“It’s a drink,” Brittany chuckles, “You’ve never had it?”
“No?”
“Have you been living under a rock?” Sugar gasps.
“No, I’ve been in jail.”
“San,” Brittany hushes, not wanting to scare the girl off but to both of their surprise Sugar looks even more interested than ever before.
“What’d you do?” Sugar asks as her smile widens.
“You don’t just ask people that,” Santana scoffs, “That’s exactly how you get shanked.”
“Do you have a shank?”
“What.”
“Can I see it?”
“Anyway!” Brittany claps to get both of their attention, “So bubble tea, we need to get you one asap!” Brittany answers as she licks her slips. The movement of her tongue catches Santana’s eye which has her watching very, very closely, “I’m getting thirsty just thinking about it.”
“Yeah, imagine how I feel. I’ve been lifting things off tourists all day in this heat,” Sugar pulls out a wad of ones and starts to fan herself with it.
“Heat? It’s barely 70 degrees out,” Santana laughs, “Maybe if you’d lose that ridiculous vest-“
“The thirst is still real!” Sugar tells them then glances to Santana with a smirk, “I’m sure you know something about it judging by the way you just eye-fucked blondie here.”
Brittany’s brows shoot up as she turns to Santana. She presses her hand to her chest in surprise, “You did what now?”
Santana ignores Brittany’s teasing and narrows her eyes on the girl, “Fine. We’ll get you your dumb drink and then we’ll talk.”
Sugar beams, “Perfect.”
\\
Later that night, Santana and Brittany are lounging on the couch with their feet propped up on the coffee table. They’ve both had the longest day ever so far and can barely keep their eyes open long enough to scarf down dinner. They have the tv on but Santana isn’t really watching, her head is too full of scattered thoughts and schemes to focus on anything else.
Brittany seems to notice and goes to turn down the volume.
“You don’t stop, do you?” She asks Santana.
The brunette is slow to answer but Brittany’s not sure if that’s because she’s so deep in thought or just exhausted. When she lets out a yawn, Brittany gets her answer.
“There’s only one more person that we need,” Santana tells her like Brittany doesn’t know, “One more and that’s the whole team.”
“Yeah, I get that but you didn’t answer my question,” Brittany replies softly. She moves to brush Santana’s hair behind her ear then keeps her hand pressed against Santana’s cheek, “You’re gonna burn out if you keep at it like this.”
Santana smiles apologetically and overlaps Brittany’s hand with hers, “I won’t. We’re almost there. Once the team is complete then we can breathe a little. I know what I’m doing, Britt, you don’t have to worry about me.”
“Hard not to,” Brittany shrugs as she pulls her hand out from underneath Santana’s.
Santana watches as her features harden a little and she wonders why that is.
Their dynamic has always been a little unconventional, especially when the casual sex became a thing, and maybe once upon a time they could’ve really been something but nothing ever happened. Santana doesn’t date – not really – and Brittany never voiced her feelings if she had them so here they are: just a couple of friends who are gay and do crime.
Is it a dangerous combo considering their past and the crazy amount of sexual chemistry?
Probably, but it works for them.
“Can I borrow a car again tomorrow?” Santana asks, wanting to fill the heavy silence.
“You know, you don’t have to ask every time right?” Brittany says with her head cocked to the side, “As long as you don’t crash any of them, I don’t care.”
“I was just checking,” Santana nods as Brittany turns back to the tv screen, “I’m going upstate tomorrow.”
“Let me guess,” Brittany replies, “To see a friend?”
“Yeah.”
“And you don’t want me to come.”
Santana sighs, “It’s not that I don’t want you to. There’s things to be done here and I don’t want both of us to be away if it’s not needed. We’re on such a tight schedule.”
“I know,” Brittany reaches over to squeeze Santana’s knee, “I just wish you weren’t so cryptic all the time. You’re my best friend, my partner-in-crime. You should tell me things.”
Santana bites her lip. Sometimes Brittany makes things sound so easy, so simple.
“I’m sorry, Britt. I didn’t realize…”
“It’s fine,” Brittany says earnestly, “I’m not mad. It’s just something I’ve noticed lately.”
“Yeah,” Santana mumbles as she starts to get lost in her thoughts.
“I’m gonna head to bed,” Brittany says a moment later and gives Santana’s knee one more squeeze as she stands, “Night, Santana.”
“Goodnight Britt,” Santana says back and watches the blonde make her way up the stairs. She feels a sudden heaviness but she isn’t what caused it. Instead, she just chalks it up to being tired and heads off to bed a little while later too.
\\
Santana leaves at the crack of dawn the next day in hopes of beating the traffic. Brittany isn’t even awake yet, but she feels weird leaving the loft without saying anything so she scribbles down a quick note and slides the piece of paper under Brittany’s bedroom door before heading off:
Hey B,
Off to see that ‘friend’ I’ll be home before dinner. Have a good morning! Xo
– S
\\
As Santana follows the winding road through a neighborhood of massive, cookie-cutter houses, she can’t help but roll her eyes at how basic it all is. If it weren’t for a familiar SUV parked in the driveway, Santana would’ve driven right pass her intended destination.
She parks her car a little ways down the road and walks up, already dialing the number.
It rings once, twice, three times but on the fourth someone finally answers.
“Santana?”
“Hey Q,” Santana smirks at the surprise she hears. She doesn’t think she’ll ever get over it, “How are you these days?”
“Uhm, good?”
“And the kid?”
“Also good.”
“That’s good.”
“Are you calling just to ask how I am? Because that’s very odd and completely unlike you.”
“Checking in on one of my oldest friends is unlike me?” Santana answers as she walks up the woman’s driveway and easily unlocks the side gate.
“Uh, yeah. It is.”
“That’s rude.”
“No, it’s accurate. I thought you were in jail.”
“I was. Got out on good behavior.”
“Bullshit.”
“It’s true.”
“Well, congrats. Now, what do you really want?
Santana wanders into her garage, “For you to come out for a chat.”
The woman laughs down the line, “I don’t even know where you live anymore, Santana.”
“That’s fine,” Santana says, “I’ve come to you.”
“What?”
“I’m in your garage, Fabray.”
“What?!”
Santana soon hears a door leading into the garage open and someone call out, “Mommy will be right back, Beth!” Then it closes and fast footsteps approach until the blonde rounds on Santana. She flinches as the surprise, “What the hell, Lopez!”
“Hey Quinn,” Santana grins as she hangs up the phone and slips it into her pocket.
Quinn shakes her head and laughs, “What the hell are you doing in my garage?”
“Like I said,” Santana shrugs while her eyes go to roam all of the expensive appliances surrounding the room, “I’m here for a chat.”
After knowing Santana almost as long as Brittany has, Quinn knows exactly what that means and goes to cross her arms, “I’m retired.”
Santana rolls her eyes, “People come out of retirement all the time and after you hear what I’ve got up my sleeve you’ll do the same.”
“No, no,” Quinn waves off, “I don’t want to hear what you have to say, Santana. I have to think about my – “
“Family because you’re a mother, “ Santana fills in sarcastically, “I know, I was there when you gave birth for some odd reason.”
“You and Brittany offered!”
“I was just being nice, I didn’t actually want to go,” Santana replies, “That shit scarred me for life! Like, is your vagina okay now?”
Quinn gives her a tired look, “You did not just ask me that.”
“I’m just saying,” Santana holds up her hands in defense, “That was the most fucked up thing I’ve ever se-“
“Mommy!” A small person suddenly cries out as the garage door slams open. The sudden sound has Quinn shoving Santana to the side out of her daughter’s sight, “I’m hungry!”
“Okay baby, I’ll fix you a snack in just a second,” Quinn calls out. She catches Santana mimicking her and slaps her shoulder, “Are you going to tell me why you’re here or not?”
“I need a Fence,” Santana says simply, “I’ve got something big going here and you’re the best of the best.”
“That might be the nicest thing you’ve ever said to me,” Quinn eyes her curiously, “But I’m not doing it. Like I said, I’m retired. “
“Bullshit,” Santana scoffs as she looks around at all the stolen goods, “You’re bored with the whole Suzy Homemaker front because if you weren’t you wouldn’t have all this crap hiding in your garage.”
Quinn softens and eyes Santana analytically, “How much are we talking?”
“A lot,” Santana smirks and leans in to whisper Quinn’s proposed cut.
Quinn’s jaw drops at the sound of the amount.
“Sound good to you?”
Quinn sputters out a laugh, “Uh yeah, sounds very good.”
“Excellent,” Santana beams and calls over her shoulder as she turns to leave, “Team meeting is on Monday. Don’t be late.”
“Wait, you have a whole team?”
Santana smirks, “I do now.”
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Bootleg Review n°1
So I watched this bootleg video yesterday and I must say...I’m impressed,
From what I know, this is the oldest video out there of the West End production of Love Never Dies. It’s completely pre-changes - it uses the soundtrack from the original album.
The leads are played by  Ramin Karimloo (as Erik), Sierra Boggess (as Christine), Joseph Millson (as Raoul), Summer Strallen (as Meg), Liz Robertson (As Mme. Giry), Richard Linnell (as Gustav)
What really bothered me at first is that it’s missing about 25 minutes from Act 1. Everything in between Till I Hear You Sing and Mother Please I’m Scared is missing. The bootleg is otherwise complete. There is some washout in bright lights and the camera strays at times from the action, and there’s a  bar that blocks some of the actors, but otherwise, this is a very a decent bootleg. 
I liked seeing the scenes that they cut off in the Australian production. I thought it was interesting. 
The Coney Island Walz is instrumental only, and it serves as kind of an Overture thing, in which, just like in Phantom, they take you back in time and set the whole setting of the show.
It goes all the way back to opening night of Phantasma. 
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In the beginning, there are people chattering about the new amusement park, wanting to go in. 
After that, we get to see the whole only-for-him; only-for-you thing, which I thought was cool.
Also- Although I do think that it’s possible Meg has developed the hots for Erik,this Meg seems to just want a promotion. She’s in love with her career, not with her boss. I genuinely like that!
In Summer’s portrayal, Meg seems to be giving 110%, and wants nothing more than to be noticed and have her work appreciated. Of course it’s a blow for her when her mother told her that her boss didn’t care enough to show up. It’d be a blow for anyone, really, because it means your work is alright, but still not outstanding. What’s next, he doesn’t even know her name? Calls her Meghan, instead of Meg? 
Anyways- it’s safe to say, I like Summer’s portrayal of Meg a lot!
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Next we move on to Till I Hear You Sing! I absolutely loved the way Ramin sang it for this performance!
It was absolutely breathtaking!
I’ve had chills so many times listening to him sing it, like damn!
Unfortunately, the recording stops right after that and picks back up at Mother Please I’m Scared, where it’s really mostly audio and you can’t really see a thing. 
I must say, I liked this Dear Old Friend! I liked how this time, Meg didn’t sound judgemental of the fact that Christine stopped singing to become a full-time wife and mother.
And I liked how instead of sounding bitter, Meg sounds rather confused when Christine said she was going to sing. 
Moving on- in the middle of Dear Old Friend, Gustav runs off. 
Obviously, he goes to see Erik. 
And here we come to the first thing I didn[’t like about the show: Ramin’s Erik is really cold and mean towards Gustav in this performance particularly. I know that it’s only because he believes him to be Raoul’s son but come on- even if Raoul were Gustav’s father, it’s not the child’s fault! You can’t choose your own parents goddamn it!
I liked Beauty Underneath...kind of...idk,. I generally don’t like the vibe this song gives me. 
I liked the whole “wow! You and I think the same!” idea, but the way they carried it out was bordering on genuinely creepy.
Next up! Erik takes his mask off and...fucks everything up. Kid runs away. 
I liked Christine’s reaction to all of this. I liked how she asks Madame Giry to take him away and how she apologises to Erik for her child’s reaction. 
And here we come to another of the things I didn’t like about Ramin’s portrayal of the character...Repeat after me: You do NOT strangle the woman you thought could possibly have bore your child. You. Do. NOT. 
And you do not tighten your grip when she accuses you of abandoning her- especially if you DID abandon her! Dammit Ramin! Why so angry?
Good thing that he releases her- HOWEVER...
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Why so angry Ramin??? Damn!!!
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Then she tries to kiss him (which I must admit- was out of nowhere) and he pulls away, still looking super angry.
 I get it-he feels awful that not even his own son can accept him the way he is. I get it. 
BUT...why take it all out on Christine?
Poor girl already had to go through enough because of him. 
Moving on: there are a few other things I didn’t like...but this time, I won’t put the blame just on Ramin.
Number one: when he uncovers his face, Christine turns away. Isn’t that kind of contradicting the whole idea behind “This haunted face holds no horror for me now”?
I understand that his face may not be the prettiest sight, and I understand that she was kinda shocked-after all she hasn’t seen it in 10,almost 11 years. Buuuut she didn’t have to full on turn away.. I thought that directing/acting choice was a little over the top. 
And number two: after Christine leaves, Erik is left all alone to think about what just happens. He seems to be a really proud dad at first...but then there is one line that really threw me off, considering what happens in the next act. “If it’s true, I’ve no reason to live” 
Uhm...dude?? If you’re planning to kill yourself, why the hell would you make a bet, which would be forcing your baby-mama and your kid to stay in America if you’d win it (and you already know you will) ?
And if he suddenly had a change of heart before that, why didn’t we get to see any of that happen? What motivated him? What made him change his mind?
Did Christine maybe ask him to make that bet? It wouldn’t be a surprise if she did....
And I am not saying this to hate on Raoul! I absolutely love Raoul and pity him greatly in Love Never Dies. He’s not an abusive monster. He’s sick! Not only is he suffering from an addiction, but he also seems to be suffering from depression.
He blames himself for all of Christine’s suffering- although, he had nothing to do with it. It all goes back to Erik leaving her, creating a vicious cycle. Christine then marries Raoul just so she wouldn’t be shunned for having a child out of wedlock. She’s obviously unhappy in her marriage, which ends up making Raoul unhappy, so he ends up drinking his sorrows away. In the end, he blames himself for the fact that Christine is unhappy. 
This is what I got from Why Does She Love Me?
Quite obviously, she doesn’t. 
He thinks she does, because she says so, but she is obviously unhappy in her marriage because she doesn’t. However, Raoul takes her sadness to mean that he is the one who is not good enough. He is the one making her unhappy. He is the one unworthy of love.
It breaks my heart that after everything he’s done for her, he ended up feeling so damn bad about himself. None of this is his fault.
 Then, in walks our second unappreciated character: Meg. There are a lot of parallels in between these two. I feel like they’re both going through the same pain, although in very different ways. 
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When I watched LND for the first time, I thought this would be the start of a brand new love story, one that would steal the show, and inevitably, our hearts.
Unfortunately, that didn’t happen. 
When Meg leaves, Raoul starts talking shit about Erik, only for him to end up showing up behind the bar. Talk of the devil, they say...
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Over all, I think this scene is a really funny one- probably a fun one to rehearse and perform as well. 
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But the whole idea behind it...Guys, I hate to be the bearer of bad news but...Christine is a human being..She’s not property...Let her make her own damn choices for once, she never ever got to do that in her life. 
I hate how Erik starts objectifying Christine in Love Never Dies. He didn’t do it in the original, why start now?
Moving on to the next day:
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Bathing Beauty is so damn catchy! Like damn!!
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I love how Meg arrives in a hot air balloon. 
I liked this randition of Summer’s Bathing Beauty. I couldn’t see much of it and I couldn’t see the bathing suits either, but the whole scene was really nice. 
I felt so bad for Meg in the next scene though!
Madame Giry was waaay too harsh with her. 
Next scene is Christine’s dressing room scene.
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I love how conflicted and anguished Sierra portrays her to be. And I love the contrast between the way she acts around Raoul and the way she acts around Erik. Around Raoul, she’s really sweet, like a good wife should be and she is also quite affectionate. 
But around Erik...
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I think this picture speaks for itself...
By the way: The way she doesn’t question why Raoul asked her not to sing, and the way she gets all conflicted later, makes me think that she knows about the bet, but is starting to have second thoughts about it. Which is completely understandable. As a wife, her first priority is her marriage, which they could, possibly work out.
And as a mother, she has to put her son and what would be best for him first too. She can’t just force him to accept a new guy as his father- even if he is indeed his biological father. So all that anguish she’s feeling? Completely understandable. 
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You can see from her body language, even when she’s singing, that she is having second thoughts. That this is really hard for her and that she doesn’t know what to do. There is so much pressure on her, the poor girl is close to breaking down on stage, in front of thousands of people.
But then Raoul leaves...And everything in her body language changes. She becomes more confident, more content with her decision. For once, she put herself first. She realizes that she will finally get to be happy. 
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She, Erik and their child...
I love how happy and hopeful she looks in the next scene as well!
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It’s sad that they don’t kiss in this scene, but oh well...We move...
Another thing that made me believe that Christine knew about the bet was how unbothered she seemed by the fact that Raoul left. She wasn’t shocked. She knew this was going to happen. She didn’t want it to happen like that, but it did. 
And then when she realizes that Gustav is missing, she nearly gets a heart attack, 
I absolutely LOVE Erik’s reaction to the whole thing! I love how worried and angry he got! See, this is one of those times I do appreciate his anger. 
Moving on to the next scene:
One thing I didn’t like about it was how close Erik got to Meg when he told her “We can’t all be like Christine”.
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That line is such a bad thing to say when trying to comfort someone who’s having a mental breakdown...
Meg has been working for him for ten years. She has helped him so damn much, and she doesn’t even get a thank you, or a decent. No, she only ever gets all these dumb vaudeville numbers, making her a showgirl, not a respected performer. 
While Christine, who has only been in town for two days, and hasn’t been performing for a couple of years, immediately gets the aria, the nice dress and the beautiful jewelry. 
And then, he has to point out how perfect she is, in front of Meg, who then, when she just wants to talk back to him, ends up accidentally pulling the trigger. And you can tell this was clearly an accident in this performance. She even runs off to get help, only to later return, probably with a doctor on the way, when Christine is already gone (maybe. nobody checked her pulse or her breathing, and the bullet didn’t hit an important artery. She might still be alive)
I loved Erik and Christine’s last kiss. It was so sweet, so passionate. I love how he kept kissing her even after she let go.
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However...I didn’t like the way Ramin portrayed his reaction to her death. I understand that the feeling he was going for was numbness, but it literally ended up looking like he didn’t even care that much. For someone who’s never seen Phantom before (maybe just read the book) , who ends up watching this recording, this is the vibe you would get from it. 
I love the fact that Meg came back and that she is holding Christine’s body. You can tell just how sorry she is. 
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I loved the whole unmasking scene. I loved how Erik slowly started opening up to Gustav, when he was finally ready to accept him. And I loved the hug in the end.
And I must say: Erik is getting better at hugging. That’s good!
All in all: I really liked this recording of the show. 
If I were to grade it, I’d give it a 7,5/10.
 Before I end this post, can we please appreciate just how gorgeous that dress is? Like damn!!!
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Sierra looks absolutely stunning in it as well!
(When does she not look stunning though?)
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Lou Reed - Hordern Pavilion, Sydney, Australia, August 1974
After our short trip to 1970 yesterday, the #SummerOfLou is going back ... to the future! 1974, anyway. A new album — Sally Can’t Dance. A new band — including one of Lou’s most constant companions for the remainder of the 70s, keyboardist Michael Fonfara. And of course, a new hairdo — bottle blonde! (“The guy who does my hair was trying for three or four years to give me this particular haircut. Finally, I said OK.”) And indeed, the tape we’re listening to today is the complete show from whence the famed Blondes Have More Fun bootleg came. (I’m getting conflicting reports as to the actual date, but it was August twentysomething). 
From what I can tell, 1974 is probably Lou’s most dissipated, decadent year, fueled by speed, booze, ego and legal problems. Tough times for our hero, but good times for us. This stuff is extremely entertaining and extremely trashy. His band no longer really sounds like they’re going for an Alice Cooper-type thing; instead, it’s clear they’ve been jamming Herbie Hancock’s Head Hunters. The robo-jazz-funk is strong, whether in a churning “Vicious” or a slow-burn “I’m Waiting For The Man.” Lou has completely abandoned his guitar, transforming into a bellowing/boogieing insectoid (you can check out some of his very singular moves in a surviving clip from the concert). Can this possibly be the same dude who four years earlier was jamming at Max’s? It possibly can! 
The 12-minute “Heroin” is maybe the show’s high-point — a gory/goth-y set piece that trades all of the original’s subtlety for pure grandiosity, with Lou hamming his way shamelessly to something weirdly brilliant. He still doesn’t know just where he’s going, but fuck it! He’s just going ... 
Lou Says (1974): I write very fast. The lyric part of it comes in one clump. I like to leave the lyrics for the very last possible minute and then just sit down and zap, go through them. Just take each song and put a lyric to it, put it away. Take the next song, put a lyric to it, put it away. Do the next song. And just not even look at them. I look at them later to check, because I know the basic thing is perfect, for me. Sometimes one or two words have to be changed. The real danger is that maybe I'll be tired... and my handwriting is so bad... Dorothy Parker — now if she wrote a song, watch out! That would be something else because she was right on target. I mean, just a little short story about a guy and his wife, where he's reading the newspaper and she's setting the table and they've got nothing to talk about — that story's unbelievable, so painful sometimes you just have to put her away or she'll drive you through the wall.
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nerdycatastrophe · 3 years
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I probably should've made this post yesterday during 4/13 but I'm one day late so it doesn't matter.
If I haven't discovered Homestuck last year, It'd probably take me more time to realize that there's nothing wrong with being a part of the Queer community and indulging in things that people may look down upon. I was pretty much a homophobic, transphobic and enbyphobic child (I live in a VERY Christian country in Asia, So I naturally had Christian and religions relatives and family members)
Heck, I probably wouldn't even have realized that I was somewhere around the Nonbinary spectrum (Demi-girl) and Asexual (Gray-Sexual) spectrum as early as possible and would've probably thought I was just pretending to be these things and I was a mistake against God or some religious bullcrap like that (I'm lucky enough that my family was never EXTREMELY strict in raising me with Christian beliefs compared to my cousins but still, My Dad and Mom are still kinda enbyphobic / transphobic / homophobic and the only person in my family other than me who's NOT against Queerness is my Bisexual sister, who I don't have the best connections with)
If I had never watched those Undertale videos by my favorite youtubers at the time, I probably wouldn't have had the algorithm send me megalovania different remixes versions videos (look I loved Megalovania with my fucking soul and heart) and me eventually stumbling upon the Homestuck Megalovania which ended up making the algorithm send me a Vast Error video which ended making me look up the Homestuck Webcomic, even if I thought the series had died. (I wasn't aware of the epilogues till like September and when Homewtuck^2 dropped)
Heck I probably wouldn't even have joined this site if it wasn't for Tumblr not allowing me to save Homestuck Images to put as background images for my google portfolio for online school (just a portfolio where I like put all the online activities I did and had fun with it, not a portfolio of me stealing art and claiming it was mine lmao)
It's a bit sad how I joined around the time Homestuck was starting to lose it's charm and eventually missed out a lot (I was like 1 hear old when Homestuck existed and ended up time playing crappy flash dress up games and roblox and never knowing about Tumblr don't @ me) but hey, memories are memories and time is an illusion.
Anyways, Here's pictures of one of my favorite fancharacters I've created for Homestuck stuff. Haven't given them a name but they are definitely a bootleg version of Vriska x Eridan.
Bigender fish troll that prefers They/Them and She/Her, masculine and gender-neutral insults if you wanna insult them (like son of a bitch, Dumbass, Fuckass) and masculine/gender-neutral slang or professional terms (I forgot the word, I sometimes hate the English language a lot) like "Sir" "Sire" "Mister" "Dude" "Bro" "Lad" etc.)
Overall, Chill violet blood that bottles up their feelings (and I'm still working on their character)
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Beetlejuice (the musical)
A little while back, I listened to the soundtrack of the Beetlejuice musical out of curiosity, having heard about it and its fanbase and theater troubles. I ended up watching a bootleg of the show, then later listening to the Musicalsplaining podcast episode on it, then getting curious about the original movie (which I had never seen). So yesterday we watched the movie, and today we watched the musical again for comparison.
I think Beetlejuice the musical is a fascinating example of a really good adaptation that’s very different from the source material. The musical has characters with the same names, and some of the same story beats happen - but the characters’ actual personalities and natures, and the way the story actually hangs together, is just completely rewritten - it’s not really adapting the movie into a musical format so much as writing a new story inspired by the movie. And the new story is so much better!
Watching the original 1988 movie today is a funny experience. It feels largely like a special effects showcase, written to show off a lot of weirdness and monsters and grotesque horror-fantasy more than anything else - but of course, this is a time before CGI, and the puppetry and stop motion used here inevitably look super hokey and unconvincing by today’s standards. It’s charming and inventive, and some of the effects are impressive for its time, but as a narrative it’s pretty slow and plodding and not all that compelling, in my opinion. The Maitlands are pretty boring; there’s not much to Lydia other than being a goth; every other significant character is just intensely unlikable. Betelgeuse himself is entertaining but also entirely creepy and repellent.
So the first thing the musical did was reinvent all the characters and ground the new story in their issues and troubles. Lydia and her dad are each coping with the death of her mother in different ways, Lydia clinging to the memory of her and her dad avoiding the thought of her because it hurts; as a result, Lydia feels like her dad doesn’t care and just wants to replace her and pretend she didn’t exist, while he’s unable to have a real conversation with her about it, and this becomes primary emotional arc of the story. None of this is in the movie at all. Delia has turned to empty feel-good woo and self-help as a way of coping with being left by her former husband through no fault of her own and thinking she’d never have a family again. The Maitlands get kind of demoted in importance, but they’re really endearing and have their own character arcs about reinventing themselves as who they really want to be instead of the passive, hesitant, repressed mold they’ve been stuck in. And Betelgeuse... is just incredibly lovable. He’s still an amoral demon, but in the musical he’s just such a genuine character, with real motivations that are sympathetic in their own way, and Alex Brightman is so charismatic you can’t help but adore him. He’s just lonely and desperate and has massive abandonment issues! All he wants is to be seen! They do this whole cute parallel between him and Lydia and it’s lovely. All in all, you care about all these people, and it makes such a huge difference.
From there, the actual story progression becomes about the characters, even when it’s stringing together events that happen in the movie in some form, and it makes the chain of events feel much tighter. Like, instead of the exorcism being something Otho (interior designer dude we don’t care about) does by accident because he wants to summon the Maitlands to prove the existence of ghosts, which Betelgeuse then just sort of opportunistically takes advantage of to blackmail Lydia, it’s something Lydia does thinking it can bring her mom back, having been manipulated to think so by Betelgeuse so that he can blackmail her, because she left him behind in her obsession with her mom and it hurt him and triggered his abandonment issues and made him figure fine, he might as well just use her to become alive. So much more rooted in the principal characters and their own motivations, instead of just being a piece of plot that happens!
And to that they add a whole lot more actual humour (the movie was less funny than I expected), Betelgeuse breaking the fourth wall with abandon, and some really choice use of foreshadowing and callbacks and running gags (Juno turns out to be Betelgeuse’s abusive demon mom; the entire recurring joke about the sad puppet show and “tell my story”), and all in all it’s just a way more fun, engaging and satisfying story than the movie. I have no idea how this got made or who figured this movie’d make a good musical and how it did end up being a good musical, but one way or another that’s what they did. I hope it manages to find a new theater after the pandemic and keep running.
I’m not super into this musical - it’s a lot of fun and I’d totally see it in person if I ever happened to have the chance but it’s not my new obsession or anything - but it’s yet another fascinating case study in adaptations, which is fast becoming one of my major interests. Serious props to the people who adapted this.
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