real talk, yassen is insane for only sleeping 4 hours every 24 hours. baby that is not enough sleep. i know you're like peak health or whatever but that's only enough sleep to live, not thrive. how are you awake and alert everyday. whats wrong with you.
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rereading h2g2 and remembering that zaphod is 200 years old
like ok gramps is out here serving arcturan megacunt
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Everyone is always like “oh he’s my comfort streamer!!”
Yeah, well
He’s my DISCOMFORT streamer!
This man’s characters have actively made my mental health worse!!
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I imagine Nikolai's obsessive nature only gets worse as he finds someone who reciprocated his feelings.
Like Imagine Sigma having to calm down a panicking Nikolai because he tried so hard to make perfect cookies for him and they're fine but they're not perfect and exactly how he envisioned and everything's a mess and Sigma will want to clean it up but Nikolai is doing all of this for him and-
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i love that the first 4 or so issues of Dark Wolverine there is nothing going on that was not started by Akihiro himself. Literally nothing is happening except Akihiro causing problems and scheming. it'll start out as a regular day in the dark avengers hq and akihiro is like "hm which of my teammates should i manipulate today"
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