#i uh hi
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Chapters: 4/?
Fandom: The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence
Summary:
Yawning, Wild realized how much he liked to count now. He counted the years he had been separated from his brothers, which was six in total; five spent rebuilding Hyrule, and the other one spent on his second adventure. He spent time counting how much time it took for meals to cook, too. Oh! And how many weeks he’s been a Sage! Not to mention the last month he had on Earth.
OR:
Wild only has thirty days left alive because Rauru’s arm only kept him alive to save Zelda, and to keep cool new powers. Also, he’s the Sage of Sprit now because why not.
#i uh hi#never done this before#this is more of a character study#but uhm#hi#Linked Universe#LU Wild#i- i have no idea what im doing
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-Recording begins-
Spider-Man: Hi folks! I’d like to give a PSA to my usual villains, and anyone else with ideas for the next two months.
Spider-Man: *holds up a brick sized lump of metal* See this? It’s titanium!
Spider-Man: *starts flattening it out and shaping it*
Spider-Man: See, we all know that I’m crazy strong, but I never wanna really hurt anybody right? Right. While that hasn’t changed, something very important does right around this time of year.
Spider-Man: *pulls off a glove and pulls a chunk into a long stem with his nails carving lines for added texture*
Spider-Man: See, this is what we like to call exam season. Anybody who knows anything about college can tell you that it drives people up the wall, and I already climb mine when I’m antsy.
Spider-Man: *starts winding the thin sheet around the stem, delicately crimping petals in place*
Spider-Man: I do wanna be clear that this isn’t a threat, okay? I’m still not interested in crossing the line, which brings me to my point.
Spider-Man: *throws the titanium rose at the brick wall behind him, stem first, and embeds it all the way through*
Spider-Man: /That/ was restrained because I could focus enough to have full control. If I’m extremely tired or otherwise distracted, there’s just as much risk of me slipping up as someone operating heavy machinery. I’m probably not going to remember what sleep is for two whole months, so remember!
Spider-Man: *pulls out a brick and snaps it like a cookie*
Peter fucking Parker: Don’t.
#peter b parker#peter parker#ebony writes the thing#word girl#how tf did I forget to tag that smh#into the spider verse#also forgot to tag THAT ffs 🤦🏽#anyways. Miles and the other spider stumbled upon recordings of college!Peter B Parker. and uh.#this man is getting dragged across the multiverse lol. but he did in fact Ace his exams.
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‼️babe wake up new favorite astarion line just dropped‼️
#bg3 spoilers#bg3#astarion#frankie posts#astarion acunin#bg3: vid#his little ‘uh.’ at the end i’ll give him a smooch i swear#baldurs gate astarion#baldur's gate 3#baldur's gate iii
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Danny is at a Ghost Hunting Convention in Gotham with his parents.
He hates his past self for thinking that going to Gotham was a good idea.
He's in a tank, full of water, with a curtain draped over it as the Joker waxes poetic about how Batman is too late and blah, blah, blah.
Danny has bigger problems than Batman's pissing contest with Joker.
His parents are on the outside of the water tank he's been stuck in for the last twenty minutes. As a Halfa, he just stopped breathing, no big deal.
But they don't know he can do that.
He needs to do something so that they don't think he's a ghost, and going intangible is out because, obviously, that would make him a ghost.
...Hadn't Clockwork said that his status as a Halfa made him...flexible? On what he looked like?
That meant shapechanging, like Amorpho.
It would be really, really hard to explain, but also, better than being mistaken for a ghost.
He squeezes his eyes shut, hopes he doesn't come out of this looking like a horrifying version of clayface, forces himself to change.
The skin on his neck ripples, his legs fuse like when he's in his ghost form, and the sensation is so strange he gasps...and he can breathe.
The curtain is still over the tank of water.
Danny is glowing.
There are freckles that are glowing a soft green that dot his arms and...tail.
He's a mermaid. Merman.
Well.
Maybe he can say it was a recessive gene?
#dpxdc#dcxdp#story prompt#dp x dc#dc x dp#phanfic#mermay#joker removes the curtain#and there's a very confused merkid floating there#even joker is taken aback#like#“...were you always able to do that?”#“uh...I didn't know I could?”#anyways this is how he finds out he's adopted#when the Fenton parents start crying and thanking any power they can think of that#his bio parents were apparently atlanteans#whether they actually are or not is up to the writer
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You’re Ruben Hopclap. You’re a teen rock star headlining a local festival. Your interim principal attempts to kill you multiple times. The elusive crush you wrote all your songs about vanishes with some other kids and returns covered in gore. The most popular guy in school jumps fifteen feet in the air, turns to you with a smirk and says, “I’m actually a huge fan,” and spears said principal through the core. Your crush boards a bus going who knows where. Someone gets on a mic and tells everyone to go home. It’s been four minutes.
#I want Ruben to have a little crush on Fabian am I crazy#fhjy#fantasy high#dimension 20#fantasy high junior year#I think Ruben can have a little bi crisis as a treat#even for just a moment#the most popular jock ultimate legend straight As football captain hero just saved his life#he’s allowed to lay in bed tonight staring at the ceiling like ‘uh oh’#fantasy high spoilers#fhjy spoilers#fantasy high junior year spoilers
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ID: Zuko on the left and sokka on the right. From avatar, the last air bender from the waist up and aged up. They have their back turned to the viewer and are facing each other so only their profile is visible. They are looking lovingly into each other's eyes. sokka is resting his left arm on zukos shoulder, holding zukos jaw. His index fingers brushing underneath a cut up hair strand. zuko holds with his right hand on sokkas back. His left hand is placed over sokkas wrist, holding a bracelet made out of zukos cut off hair between his two fingers. End ID
i regrett not making zukos robe seethrough again. but... uhm.... i didn't mean to make this complicated again?
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may I direct your attention to my side only my artworks blog?
@chiptrillino-art
#atla#zukka#sokka#zuko#listen uhm... the stick figures on sokkas arm are for each of his family members#and uh... idk i have nothing to add#future chip here after i messed up on twitter...#fixed the mistakes. thisis the only valid internet version!!!#also you didn't see anything on twitter no no no no spelling mistakes there!
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The @tmntaucompetition is no place for a tiny tot to be left alone, especially with all these rowdy teens running amok. My heart just broke when I saw little Kid Leo crying, @angelpuns and @red-rover-au, and I knew Replica Leo's would too. Problem is they're probably going to be searching for a while cuz Replica Leo is looking for other unsupervised children. Oops.
This is in response to these couple of threads I've seen going around: COMIC 1 - COMIC 2 - COMIC 3 - COMIC 4 - COMIC 5
You kids need to all calm down!
#I'll be honest I just miss drawing my 30 something peepaw#been drawing just his 20 something self for a few months now haha#tmnt au competition#rottmnt#rottmnt replica#kid leo au#red rover au#uh... too many other au's sorry I'm in a rush to post this!#drawing on my lunch break#replica#kathaynesart#save rottmnt#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#unpause rise of the tmnt#tmnt
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PSA: tomatoes are not spicy. Tomatoes and tomato products should not be spicy. Pizza sauce isn't inherently spicy. Tomato-based pasta sauce is not spicy. Ketchup is NOT spicy.
If tomatoes are spicy, you have an allergy to tomatoes.
This announcement brought to you by my almost 29-year-old husband learning for the first time in his 2.8 decades of putting food products into his mouth that spaghetti and saucy pizza aren't spicy foods
#his amazement at our daughter eating spaghetti willingly#when apparently he's been suffering in silence over there his whole life#and i'm like ????#and he's like ''you didn't make this spicy?''#NO#NO I DID NOT#and he just blue screens for a minute#and i'm like YOU THINK SPAGHETTI IS SPICY???#and he's all ''yeah that's why i prefer we don't have it very often''#the absolute SHOCK i tell you#turns out he hates ketchup because it's spicy and he never understood why people wanted to dip fries in spicy sauce#i was like ''DUDE ketchup is supposed to be sweet and maybe a touch tangy but also cool and refreshing''#and he's like ''SWEET?????''#so uh yeah turns out dude's allergic to tomatoes and he just assumed everyone had a way higher spice tolerance than him#cuz he can find ''non spicy'' food too hot#and it's just all tomato based stuff and we never thought to connect the dots#mild salsa? too spicy. IT'S THE TOMATOES.#tacos? too spicy even at baby heat levels. IT'S THE TOMATOES.#prefers alfredo to marinara despite alfredo having objectively more pepper in it than marinara#he thought his spice tolerance was just so wimpy that my 'normal' was too spicy for him#so he's just been dealing with 1-3 meals a week being spicy to him our entire marriage WITHOUT SAYING A WORD#because he didn't want to offend me with his wimpy palate#IT'S THE TOMATOES#it's always been the gosh darn tomatoes
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*redesigns my grian the night before the new hc season*
#i threw away my last one#tbh i think i hadnt really realized it but i dont know how much ive ever liiked my grian#i started drawing him like that bc when i joined the fandom i didnt know how to interpret his skin all that much#i just looked at what the fandom did#so uh#finally grabbing him and making him something i actually like#just a more subtle bird guy#headwings are cool but i like a little less creature on this guy#grian#grian fanart#my art#hes not tooooo different#but ive changed up a few features
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Transcript:
LET'S SETTLE THI- Oh hang on. Hang on, Machine, um.
It's 8 PM I need to take my testosterone.
Sorry I'll just be a second. Uh wait here, alright?
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#ultrakill#gabriel ultrakill#ultrakill if it was based#its like a power up for the fight#fight. yeah. fight.. and not uh. anything else........................ that it could possibly effect *i am shot before i can continue*#smiles.#anyway. hes about to lose half his blood supply. your dose is gonna be all fucked up#take care of yourself#edit:#the way todays dev stream made this Canon (trust me). as was foretold.#this being posted today was a complete coincidence#I scheduled this weeks posts a few days ago#IT WAS FORETOLD#I SAW IT
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. . . 😳
#hey uh floyd what the fuck are you saying??#trolls#dreamworks trolls#i feel no shame for making this#just like JD feels no shame airing out his pits like that#trolls 3#trolls band together#trolls branch#trolls john dory#trolls floyd#they're roommates now and they live in a sitcom#my art#trolls comic#i came up with this while walking the dog today#i kept repeating it in my head all the way home just so i wouldn't forget it#so much for enjoying a walk in the snow ajdbscbsdjhc
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got bugs on my brain recently
#hollow knight#hk gijinka#hk#mak's art#fan art#hk ghost#hk hornet#hk quirrel#hi sorry im still alive just busy and tired#i know quirrels outfit is folded wrong i had the canvas flipped while drawing and forgor to fix it#just pretend its symbolic for how his story plays out int the game or smth cries#I MEAN UH#DEFINITELY did that on purpose hahahahahahahahahahaha
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scollace edit if any1 cares!!
#scollace#wallace wells#scott pilgrim#scott pilgrim comic#edit#my edits <3#scott pilgrim posting#oh wow hi there uh uhm i do art also and i have like one scollace art post up uhmmmmm ill post them more maybe
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#our flag means death#ofmd#ofmdedit#ofmddaily#izzy hands#con o'neill#hellkat maggie#hellcat maggie#[that's the historical spelling and also i love to see her!]#josie whittelsey#ofmd spoilers#izzy canyon#WE KNEW#LOVE TO HAVE CONFIRMATION#his little 'uh-huh' also had me fucking. rolling. GOD.
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Prompt 235
“Mother, I have made a friend.���
Now don’t get him wrong, Danny was delighted at the idea of Jordan making a friend, he really was. But the last three attempts had been borderline kidnappings, so he wasn’t entirely sure if he should be. Thankfully it doesn’t seem he’s kidnapped this one. Hopefully.
Not that he wouldn’t be surprised if Dan managed to kidnap a tiny kryptonian, but the kid- Jon apparently- seemed happy enough to be there. Apparently his grandparents lived in the midwest too, and was happy enough to have someone to talk about it.
Though um, maybe Danny should have checked to see if his parents knew where he’d gone, because he was not expecting a harried-looking superman to suddenly appear at his window.
#DCxDP#DPxDC#Prompts#Jon saw Dan do a bit of floating when he thought no one was looking & deemed him friend#Yes Dan is also 10 lol#Jon is not getting stuck in time#Dan isn’t above contacting grandpa Clockwork because uh his totally-not-friend noo#Just wait until someone whose survived the end of the world sees Dan#mom danny#Clark: Look Jon and I made fellow alien friends :D#Ellie is 18 and started on a roadtrip for her birthday to explore more#Jon has a habit of befriending the grumpy ferals#Danny is happy he has someone to talk about space with#He meets Lois and Jimmy too & the world trembles at the potential shenanigans#Clark weeps internally before finding out that Danny can deal with most of their shenanigans
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