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Solar Opposites: Unleashed Episode #24: “A Monstrous Birth”
Bat King Stephen snarls as he looks down at the city in fury.
Bat King Stephen: This town will pay for what it's done.
Bat King Stephen then looks at the photo of the Solar Opposites
Bat King Stephen: And I won’t let that monster alien family stand in my way!
The scene cuts to Korvo and Terry at a lamaze class.
Terry: *groans* This is so boring.
Korvo: It’s a Lamaze class Terry…
Terry: Yeah and it’s a real snooze fest!
Korvo: Ter-
Terry: Also Susan brought whole wheat doughnuts and they’re super gross… like who does that?
Korvo: Well, you’re right about that, it is an odd choice.
Terry then gets an idea and tries to seduce Korvo.
Terry: Commooon babe… Lets just ditch class and go to that new cajun restaurant down the street, they already have a five star rating. Also heard their bathrooms are nice so y’know we could always put the invisibility ray
to use again-
Korvo snaps as he pushes Terry’s head away from him.
Korvo: ugh is that all you can think about?? NO! We aren’t leaving right now…
Terry: No head?
Korvo: *sighs* Terry we are in the dark here. There are no records of this ever happening on shlorp, who knows how this works… I hate it too but I'm at my wits end. *begins to cry* M-maybe the humans know more than I give them credit for… Its just … *chokes a sob* Fuck, what if we
mess this all up? Hurt them… or worse..
Terry: Korv…
Korvo *breaks down in tears* I- Im terrified! Just please don't go okay!
Terry gasp and pulls his husband close to him from behind his back.
Terry: Hey ya goof I wasn’t going to leave you here all alone. I’m sorry didn't know this meant that much to you I really thought you felt the
same. way you never told me any of this before.
Korvo: *sniffles* Because I’m trying to stay
rational but this is all still so hard to
grasp. Aren't you even just a bit jaded at how little we actually know about our bodies? Just left to the unknown? Its driving me crazy Terry…
Terry looks at his husband sadly.
Korvo: *tearfully* I’m sorry I’ve been so on edge, I’m really trying to be less mean but this situation hasn’t been making that easy Its not your fault anyway, you’ve been rather helpful… you
doing your own thing makes sense.
Terry: *smiling* Don’t know how
to tell you this babe but it takes two
wheels to make a bicycle this is on me
too. And yeah it’s pretty bonk that we had to find out this way. But its of not to big deal me I usually just take stuff as they go.
Korvo smiles at Terry tearfully as Terry laughs.
Terry: Heh okay okay thats a lie… I almost goobler’d my brains out when Aisha told us. But then thought how tight it would be to have a tiny us around And to do it together… That made it okay for me.
Terry then cries in happiness as he hold Korvo close.
Terry: Neither of us knows what this is going to look like But I do know there’s no one else I’d rather experience it with. We’ll get through this together.
Korvo: *smiling in tears* Okay.
Terry: It’ll be alright.
Korvo: I love you.
Terry: I love you too…
Terry and Korvo kiss as they moan lovingly. After the two pull away, Terry clears his throat.
Terry: Well, uh…that escalated quickly…
Korvo: chuckles Yeah. I guess so.
Terry: So, now that the drama is out of the way, we can continue this Lamaze class if that’s what you wanna do. I’ll stay right here to keep you company. wipes away Korvo’s tears as Korvo laughs
Korvo: Oh yeah. The class. thinks of something else You know what? stands up We’ll just reschedule it!
Terry: Huh? What made you change your mind all of a sudden?
Korvo then tries to seduce Terry.
Korvo: Let’s just say this fine green daddy of my four and soon to be five kids just got my mind cleared.
Terry laughs
Terry: Anytime, mi querdo.
Korvo: sighs lovingly I love it when you speak Spanish, mi amore.
Terry: And I love you when you too.
Terry and Korvo kiss.
Korvo: Shall we had to head that Mexican restaurant?
Terry: Of course, you beautiful blue shimmering study
Korvo and Terry kiss as they moan lovingly then got up as they leave the class. Korvo then smiles as he rubs his pregnant belly and then looks at Terry as he smiles. Later at Taco Bell…
Terry: *eating tacos* So what should the baby’s name be?
Korvo: I...don't have any ideas yet. You?
Terry: Oh! What about Megatron?
Korvo laughs in amusement
Terry: What? What's so funny?
Korvo: Oh I just your enthusiasm and optimism. It makes me feel necessary like a hunk it sexy Shlorpian!
Terry smirks
Terry: *laughs* You got me! But still, it’s okay if you don’t you want our baby’s name to be that.
Korvo: *smiles* Thank you, Terry.
Terry: Anytime boo.
Meanwhile, Janiz is training Yumyulack and Jesse
Janiz: Nice going guys! You’re doing great!
Mundane Jesse jumps on some of the rockets before kicking a cardboard cutout of Godzilla Sisto
Mundane Jesse: Sweet!
Korvo and Terry come home with takeout from Taco Bell and gasp
Korvo: *calling out to the kids* Yumyulack! Jesse! Sonya! Pupa! We’re home and we got takeouts from Taco Bell!
Super Shlorpian Yumyulack: TACO BELL?!
Sonya: YAY!
Mundane Jesse: Alright!
Pupa: Taco!
The kids come up to Korvo and Terry.
Yumyulack: *turn back into his Shlorpian form* Aw sweet! Thanks dads!
Jesse: *turns back to normal* Yeah!
Sonya: Thanks guys!
Later, Korvo and Terry are in bed. Korvo is rubbing his pregnant belly.
Korvo: *to his pregnant belly* Hey there little sweetie. Can’t wait to see you soon.
Terry kisses Korvo's pregnant belly.
Terry: I know. Me too.
Korvo giggles.
Korvo: Oh Terry, this new baby is gonna be amazing.
Terry: I know. The best part is we'll be the best dads ever.
Korvo: *laughs* We already are, thanks to us raising 4 wonderful little rascals.
Terry smirks
Terry: Yeah. Yumyulack and Jesse were very cute when they were babies too.
Korvo: Yeah… Yumyulack was an adorable little sprout when I raised him that day. He was very adorable. He even loves the lullaby Janiz sang to me when I was a sproutling too. He even loves it when he snuggles next to me.
Terry laughs
Terry: Jesse was adorable too when she was a sproutling. She laughs when I play with her with that little Shlorp sproutling shaker. And whenever she gets fussy, she would it when I squeeze her teddy bear.
Korvo: Yeah, raising my son was a bit tough ever since Janiz transferred to another part on Shlorp. But it was worth it because Yumyulack has grown up into a brave replicant.
Terry: *laughs* Same with mine.
Terry kisses Korvo on the lips
Terry: *sighs* Then Pupa. I remember he was pupad. He was very adorable and couldn’t stop smiling. And finally we adopted Sonya, which became the greatest impact on our lives. And I bet #5 is gonna be amazing too.
Korvo: *giggles* It's hard to believe we've come so far, huh?
Terry: Yeah it was worth. *kisses Korvo on the lips goodnight* Goodnight Korvy…
Korvo: Goodnight.
The two alien husbands then fall asleep as Korvo rubs his pregnant belly. The next morning, Korvo is throwing up in the toilet
Korvo: Damn, I had no idea pregnancy can still make you throw up. *throws up*
Terry rubs Korvo's back
Terry: Sorry Korvy.
Korvo: *barfs* It’s okay Terry. *barfs*
Later
Korvo: *feeling better and sighs* Well, now that this thing is out of the way, *rubs his pregnant belly* I think I have to time to finally come up with the perfect name.
Terry: But we don't know if it'll be a boy or a girl...
Korvo: Don’t worry Terry. We’ll come up with the perfect name. Eventually. *then looks at a lovely lily flower*
Terry: What is it?
Korvo: It’s that lovely lily. It looks beautiful, like it’s sprouted with hope for the future
Terry: Wow...
Korvo smiles at he looks at the flower.
Korvo: I guess we have our baby name.
Terry: You do? What is it?
Korvo smiles tearfully
Korvo: Lili.
Terry: Wow. That name is beautiful.
Korvo: I know...
Korvo smiles as he runs his pregnant belly.
Korvo: I think that is a wonderful name
Terry: Oh Korvy...
The two alien husbands kiss as they moan lovingly. That night, Korvo was asleep until he sensed something with his Super Shlorpian senses
Korvo: What the hell?
Korvo looks outside and gasps
Korvo: Stephen!
Korvo puts a hand on his pregnant belly
Korvo: *whispering* I hope he’s not after the baby… I have to make sure he isn’t… or worse!
Korvo's eyes turn aquamarine
Korvo: *skin turns black as he grows bigger and muscular and rips apart his night gown* Ooooooooh fffuuuuuuuuck yyyyyeeeeeeeess! Soooooo gooooood!
Korvo then develops horns on his head and wings pop out behind his back as he roars. Super Shlorpian Korvo chuckles.
Super Shlorpian Korvo: Even when I’m pregnant, *rubs his pregnant* I’m still feeling sexy and hornier as ever.
Super Shlorpian Korvo hears screeching and gasps.
Super Shlorpian Korvo: *whispering* Oh shit! Bat People! Better move fast. *looks at Terry* Be back soon my darling! *kisses Terry on the forehead*
Super Shlorpian Korvo roars as he flies through the chimney while holding his pregnant belly:
Super Shlorpian Korvo: *snarling* Let’s hope I can stop Stephen on time!
The scene then cuts to Mutant Bat King Stephen laughs evilly while plotting.
Mutant Bat King Stephen: That’s right. As soon as those Solar Beasts get here, I’ll give them a piece of my mind-
Suddenly, Super Shlorpian Korvo flies in here while roaring.
Super Shlorpian Korvo: Not so fast!
Bat Mutant King Stephen: Grr! You again?!
Bat Mutant King Stephen then notices Super Shlorpian Korvo's pregnant belly and exclaims in horror
Bat Mutant King Stephen: Oh God! Is the Super Shlorpian pregnant?! WHAT THE FUCK?!
Super Shlorpian Korvo growls
Bat Mutant King Stephen: Well, you won’t be able to defeat me! Bat People, attack!
The bat people attack as Super Shlorpian Korvo flies into action
Super Shlorpian Korvo: Time to for you all to chill out! *breathes ice from his breath*
The Bat People are frozen as Bat Mutant King Stephen growls
Bat Mutant King Stephen: Stupid savage bitch! Why must you ruin everything?!
Super Shlorpian Korvo: Because I- *groans in pain as his water breaks* Please tell me my water didn't just break! Fuck! FUCK!
Bat Mutant King Stephen: *laughs evilly* I think you must be going into labor now!
Super Shlorpian Korvo flies and goes to somewhere to hide
Bat King Mutant Stephen: *laughs evilly* Better follow this weak bitch!
Super Shlorpian Korvo finds somewhere to hide and groans in pain
Super Shlorpian Korvo: No! Not now!
Super Shlropian Korvo cries out as blood spews out from under his Shlorpian vagina. Bat King Mutant Stephen is still looking for Super Shlorpian Korvo as he chuckles evilly.
Bat King Mutant Stephen: You can’t hide from me, Opposites!
Super Shlorpian Korvo breathes heavily
Super Shlorpian Korvo: *crying as he kept pushing* FUCK! OH GOD! *cries out in pain*
Bat King Mutant Stephen hears Super Shlorpian Korvo and smirks
Bat King Mutant Stephen: I got you now!
Super Shlorpian Korvo: Shit! I gotta-
But Super Shlorpian Korvo keeps crying out as he is the close to giving birth.
Super Shlorpian Korvo: *pushes really hard* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!
Then, suddenly, a cute baby Shlorpian girl with the same skin color as Terry is born as she starts crying. Super Shlorpian Korvo gasps and sheds tears of joy.
Super Shlorpian Korvo: *tearfully in happiness* Oooh my sweet little sprout…
Bat King Mutant Stephen suddenly appears
Bat King Mutant Stephen: Ah-ha! Got you now!
Super Shlorpian Korvo gasps.
Super Shlorpian Korvo: *grabs Lili and hold her safe carefully close to him* Stay away from her you bitch!
Bat King Mutant Stephen: *laughs* I don't plan on hurting you...yet.
Lili: *cries*
Super Shlorpian Korvo: What are you talking about?
Bat King Mutant Stephen: You and your family will meet me and my people here for a battle tomorrow at dawn!
Mundane Terry: *offscreen* My Korvy!
Super Shlorpian Korvo turns around and gasps. He then sees Mundane Terry, Super Shlorpain Yumyulack, Mundane Jesse and Were-Kraken Sonya and are relived he is okay. But then, Mundane Terry bites Bat King Mutant Stephen on the arm to get him away from husband as he snarls.
Bat King Mutant Stephen: How dare you?! I am a king! You will respect my authority!
Mundane Terry punches Bat King Mutant Stephen, who snarls and flies away from the family. The monster Replicants and Werekraken Sonya run up to Super Shlorpian Korvo and are overjoyed to see their new baby sister.
Mundane Jesse: Is that our sister?! Korvo, how did this-
Super Shlorpian Korvo: *shedding tears of joy* It was some kind of miracle. Your new sister is born. Kids, meet Lili.
Lili: *coos*
Werekraken Sonya: *smiling and softly doing a nose kiss on Llili* Hello baby sister…
Lili: *coos*
Super Shlorpian Yumyulack: *shedding tears of joy* Aw she looks so cute.
Super Shlorpian Korvo: Yeah..she is... *starts weeping*
Mundane Terry: Oh honey… *holds Super Shlorpian Korvo close* Shh… *smiling at Lili* Hey there sweetie… I’m your daddy…
Lili babbles and touches Mundane Terry's face as Super Shlorpian Korvo laughs.
Super Shlorpian Korvo: She really likes you.
Mundane Terry chuckles
Mundane Terry: Hell yeah she does. *tickles Lili’s chin softly as it makes her giggle*
Super Shlorpian Korvo: You know, she almost looks just like you.
Mundane Terry: I know. Look at her beautiful green skin. Welcome to the world Lili…
Super Shlorpian Korvo kisses his Mundane husband on the lips.
Lili: *babbling*
Mundane Jesse: Hey, Lili...
Lili touches her father’s face as Mundane Terry chuckles. Lili then yawns and falls asleep as the two monster alien husbands smile at their new baby.
Super Shlorpian Korvo then weeps as he holds Lili close carefully.
Super Shlorpian Korvo: I'll do everything I can to protect her...
Mundane Terry: *puts his hand on Super Shlorpian Korvo’s right shoulder* Us too. Because remember what I said. We’ll get through it… together.
Super Shlorpian Korvo: We have to face Stephen tomorrow at dawn.
Mundane Jesse: What?!
Super Shlorpian Yumyulack: Why?!
Werekraken Sonya: Why does Stephen want us to face him?
Super Shlorpian Korvo sighs
Super Shlorpian Korvo: ‘Cause if we don’t, I’m afraid he’ll come after Lili and worse of all kill us.
Mundane Terry gasps.
Mundane Terry: *grows determined* Don’t worry! We won’t let this happened!
Super Shlorpian Korvo: You're right. *looks at Lili and tickles her chin*
Super Shlorpian Yumyulack: Good. Because, we won’t let Stephen get in the way of the best thing that ever happen in our lives. Right, sisters?!
Mundane Jesse and Werekraken Sonya: Right!
Lili: *babbles*
Later at home, Janiz is watching TV
Janiz: *sees the news about Stephen* Stephen? Oh my God!
Korvo comes downstairs holding Lili
Korvo: *sing-songy* Oh Janiz!
Janiz: Korvo? What's...*looks at Lili and gasps* Did you...
Korvo: Yes. She’s here. Janiz, meet your niece Lili.
Janiz squeals with happiness
Janiz: *tickles Lili on the chin as Lili giggles* Hello sweetie. It’s me your aunt Janiz. Your daddy’s big sister.
Lili babbles and touches Korvo's face
Janiz: Oh she really love you Korvo.
Korvo: Yeah. I know. *looks at the news and gasps* Shit!
Janiz: You ready for this lil bro? *eyes glow icy pink*
Korvo: Oh-ho-ho! *eyes glow aquamarine* Hell yeah I am!
Later, Mutant Bat King Stephen and his army are wreaking havoc
Bat King Mutant Stephen: *laughs evilly* Yes! Yes! Soon enough all of Earth-4 will bow to me!
Super Shlorpian Korvo: *offscreen* STOP RIGHT THERE!
Bat King Mitant then turns and growls as he sees Super Shlorpian Korvo, Mundane Terry, Super Shlorpian Yumyulack, Mundane Jesse, Werekraken Sonya, Super Shlorpian Janiz and Aqrabuamelu Phoebe standing in a heroic stance. Lili is also seen in a baby hangar held on Super Shlorpian Korvo.
Bat King Mutant Stephen: Seriously! How many more of you freaks do I have to fight?!
Mundane Terry: Well I believe you met our daughters, huh?
Bat King Mutant Stephen then recognizes Mundane Jesse as Jesse as he snarls.
Mundane Jesse: Remember me, bi-atch?!
Bat King Mutant Stephen: You too? *growls* Bat People, attack the Monsters!
The bat people attack.
Mundane Terry: LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Super Shlorpian Korvo nods and the Monster Solars starts fighting the bat people. Super Shlorpian Korvo uses his ice breath while Lili babbles in joy. Mundane Terry then uses his lava powers that burnt the bat people. Super Shlorpian Yumyulack then combines his fire ice breath with Super Shlorpian Janiz’s ice breath that restrains the bat people. Mundane Jesse uses her pink magic powers that causes her fizzy rocks to hit the bat people. Werekraken Sonya uses her laser eyes to blast the bat people. Then, Aqrabuamelu Phoebe uses her stinger that stings some of the bat people.
Bat King Mutant Stephen: GOD DAMN IT!
The Monster Solars cheer while Lili babbles in joy.
Bat King Mutant Stephen: You haven't heard the last of me! When I-
Mundane Jesse and Super Shlorpian Yumyulack combine their powers with Werekraken Sonya as they blast Bat King Mutant Stephen away as he screams. Super Shlorpian Korvo and Mundane Terry smiles with tears of joy in their eyes because they are so proud of their kids blasting their enemy away. So are Aqrabuamelu Phoebe and Super Shlorpian Janiz.
Lili: *babbling n joy because she proud of her big brother and big sisters*
Super Shlorpian Janiz: You two were very brave. I see the training's paid off.
Mundane Jesse: So was Sonya! I had no idea we had it in you!
Werekraken Sonya: Well, I guess I learned from watching you guys.
Super Shlorpian Yumyulack: That and you were always brave ever since you became half-kraken. We’re so proud of you sis.
Werekraken Sonya: Thanks!
The three monster siblings then get into a group hug. Lili babbles in joy as she reaches to her siblings.
Super Shlorpian Yumyulack: Hey, Lili.
Mundane Jesse: So happy to see you!
Werekraken: You proud of your big brother and sisters?
Lili touched both of her siblings’ faces as she coos in joy. Super Shlorpian Yumyulack, Mundane Jesse and Werekraken Sonya smiles at their baby sister. Super Shlorpian Korvo laughs.
Super Shlorpian Korvo: *hugs the kids* Come here, we are so proud of you.
Mundane Terry: Nice job Yumyulack, Jesse and Sonya! We’ve never been so proud in our lives that our three wonderful kids combine an awesome attack. We’re so happy for you three.
The kids smile tearfully
Super Shlorpian Yumyulack: Thanks dads…
Mundane Jesse and Werekraken Sonya: Thanks daddies…
Mundane Terry picks Super Shlorpian Korvo up and spins him around
Mundane Terry: Woo-hoo Korvy.
The two monster alien husbands embrace in a kiss as they moan lovingly while Lili giggles as the kids hugs their dads. The scene cuts back to the Solar Opposites’ house where they wonder where Pupa is.
Super Shlorpian Korvo: Pupa?
Mundane Terry: Pupa? *suddenly hears a gunshot* Oh shit! Was that the Pupa with a gun?!
The family gasp in horror.
Super Shlorpian Janiz: That's not good.
Super Shlorpian Korvo: Oh crap! No no no! *heads upstairs* Something’s wrong!
The Monsters Solars open the door to Korvo and Terry’s bedroom where Pupa is in and gasp.
Mundane Terry: Holy shit. The Pupa has killed a bat mutant!
Super Shlorpian Korvo smiles tearfully
Super Shlorpian Korvo: Bravo Pupa! *hugs Pupa* I am so proud of you!
The family hugs Pupa as he smiles. Then, Pupa notices his new baby sister Lili.
Pupa: Who's that?
Mundane Jesse: Pupa, this your new baby sister Lili.
Pupa gasps
Pupa: Sister?
Lili babbles as she touches Pupa’s face, as he smiles and falls in love with his new baby sister and hugs her carefully and gently.
Super Shlorpian Korvo: Yep. She's your sister. Isn't she adorable?
Pupa smiles as he tickles Lili’s chin softly as Lili giggles and coos.
Mundane Jesse: Aw, she likes you.
Pupa: I wuv you Lili.
Lili coos. Pupa smiles as he watches his baby sister fall asleep as she sleeps. The family then turns back to normal as they sit on Korvo and Terry’s bed with Pupa and smiles at Lili.
Phoebe MacCarthy: So, now you guys have Lili, now what?
Korvo: I think our news lives have just gotten better. Welcome home Lili.
Cue “Today” from Brad Paisley in the background:
Terry: Welcome to the Solar Opposistes sweetie. *kisses Lili on the forehead*
Lili giggles. Cue good times montage after Korvo and Terry kiss while moaning lovingly. The scene then cuts to next day where the Solar Opposites in their human forms, now with Lili in her own human form as she babbles head out the door to spend time with each other. The scene then cuts to the family at a picnic where Human Pupa is playing with human Lili. Then, it cuts to a skiing lodge where the family are having skiing then it shows them having hot cocoa. Then, it cuts to the park where the kids are playing while Human Lili babbles as she and Human Terry head down the slide and Human Terry lands safely while holding Human Lili safely as she babbles in joy once Human Terry lift her up. The episode then ends with the rest of the family having dinner at Lawry’s Prime Rib and Human Korvo and Human Terry kiss as they moan lovingly.
THE END
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❥ Why heroes should snap byler out of the trance
OK TO BEGIN!! this is under the pretense that they both get shlorped in vecna's world. It's clear that their childhood, root sources of shame, and desires are intertwined. Them confessing in some sort of way when their opposition is expectations from each other would work super well with how other vecna victims suffered due to isolation and secrets.
For the song pick! It is on Will's official playlist on Spotify, and their lyric of "and we kissed" was played whilst Mike was hugging his mom after thinking Will was d\\d. This song is about a gay affair during war while one already has a wife. Analyzing time will now commence...
Yes this details a romantic partnership but through the yearning of a fantastical world where they resemble some sense of power. We see this alot with not only Mike and Will but the party in general, falling into dnd with these theatric positions as a means of blocking out the discrimintory world around them, to gain a shot at "winning".
The phrase brings back the daydream of this love not only being tolerated, but triumphant. And while to Mike and Will and honestly all of these characters who have lost so much it seems like the opposite of the answer, but going back on my first statement its honesty and union ship that was able to save Max. The phrase hero also goes back on him calling El a "superhero" while El calls Hopper a "hero". I think this super bit refers to a more artificial or eccentric view of someone in this context, just their powers. So being plain heroes, in a relationship against odds, reminds me a lot of this season's theme
Will being confrontational about the issues in their relationship while Mike tries to mask and ignore them.
Lovers, best friends, same thing, LMAO. But in all seriousness it feels like they hand this invincibility. They were always so close by, always best friends, so when they were physically pulled apart with a strained relationship to begin with it broke the illusion.
HMMMMMMMM??? TIME YOU SAY?? I mean c'mon, the clocks, running out of time yea yea you get it. But it could also connect to two things. One they both got matching watches which could signify that interlocked fear but also, their relationship has spanned what, a decade? If they're going to see their memories it would practically be stealing that time, moment, or feeling for a short burst of time.
"But, whatever it is, I... I think we should work together. I think it'll be easier if we're... we're a team. Friends. Best friends" Reminds me of Mike asking the same sorta question to Will tbh
Back to the whole distance and hoping they could be together, but especially "wishing you could swim". A subtle way of showing that one person is either able to move or accept things better then the other, OR they're so afraid to initiate they hope the other would instead.
Remember? More time stuff? Gotcha. BUTTT this has so much more to dig into. First of all Will was in... a literal wall. And that last line was what played when Mike thought he was dead while hugging his mom. That paralleled when he lost Will again in s3 hence the whole remembering thing. This would play out so well to show the risk of his vulnerability, and the cost of losing Will. All while supernatural and discriminatory threats rise. And oh my god yall THE GUNS LITERALLY SHOT OVER THEIR HEADS IN S4??? CMON NOWWWWW
Shame of their love, though it would save them. A tee for the entire theme of this season, and argumentatively the whole story. I mean "the other side", how clear do we gotta be.
Friends don't lie, but boyfriends do *ehem ehem* m i k e. I mean the whole "from" scene gave it away, him asking "who said that" as if there is a perceived threat judging the validity of this relationship. But that second to last line is the road block for Mike. Perceived safety in normalcy, in his relationship, and in pulling away from Will.
#st4 spoilers#st4#stranger things 4#st spoilers#byler#season 4#theory#byler tumblr#gay will byers#gay mike wheeler#byler is endgame#byler season 4#BE WHO YOU AREEEEEE
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Glorping Around Prologue
I'm only going to be posting this part of the story, the whole story will be here
Charlie looked up at the stars, kicking his legs as he watched a star streak across the sky. He turned his head towards the roof access door, as he felt the vibrations of footsteps coming up metal stairs before he heard them. Quackity stepped out, and was surprised to see that Charlie was already staring at him.
“What the hell Charlie, get away from the edge! You might fall and get hurt!”
“What’s wrong, Quackity from Las Nevadas? I’ll just bounce if I fall, like any other person. :)”
Quackity slapped his forehead with his hand and rubbed his face.
Ouch, thought Charlie. Why did people do that? It looked quite painful. Not that he knew much about pain. Maybe he should start doing it to seem more like a person.
“- Charlie ! Are you listening to me at all??”
Oops. Charlie had zoned out again.
He blinked slowly at Quackity, trying to communicate like how his friend AntFrost from Essempi did sometimes. Quackity sighed and rubbed his eyes.
“I guess you’re pretty tired, Buddy. Why don’t you go to bed, ok?”
Charlie nodded, only realizing just then how tired he was. He stood, but he felt his legs going soft and squishy, making it impossible to use his people legs and making him have to gloop across the roof. He sclorped his way through the door, and paused to give Quackity a mischievous grin.
“Charlie, no-”
“Race you there, Quackity from Las Nevadas!” he chirped.
He turned towards the stairs, melted into a ball shape, and bounced down one flight of stairs after another.
“CHARLIE!! WATCH YOUR HEAD!!”
Charlie could barely hear Quackity yell over the noise of his shlorping and bouncing. Just as he was starting to get dizzy, he got to his floor, and he thinned himself enough to go under the door.
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*sequel* to actual fucking quotes from the shiftblr coffeehouse discord server
once again, it's out of context because x1000 funnier
also x1000 longer than previous post
"ur satan is gnc af"
"Bestie I’m already having gender envy over a fucking demon please"
"O_O ODEPIJHFbavevisdpvfhzdcnjawedsidjksjdkoeirjfmkdsoeirujdksodifjndmksoidfjdksidfj
ITS" NOT IN MY FRAFTS
IS SPEDNT 1 hour PN THAT SHIT"
"AUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
"ohoho sexy"
"I am very proud of myself"
"himbo x edgy fuck"
"YOU COULD SQUISH HES CHEECKS"
"he has teefs"
"SQUASH"
"good for biting 📷"
"he's a himbo basically"
"B͂̒̄iͫ̍̈tͧ̓ͯè̄̇"
"bifth"
"i havent watched blue exorcist in years but mr okumura my beloved </3"
"MY LIFE QUESTIONS HAVE BEEN ANSWERED"
"is it important information to mention that the person i put up for my turn is the son of satan"
"I know like 1 thing about everyone who isnt ranboo lmfao"
"crimes"
"tumblr sexyman"
"idk why but my first thought was cowboy onceler"
"I vibe with him but he is very long and twisty"
"steampunk e-girl"
"steampunk tumblr sexyman"
"Canonically bi crimelord I agree!!"
"OOO FRIEND SHAPED"
"ARTIST SIGHTED"
"they look like someone i would want to be friends with but is way cooler than me so i'd never actually talk to them"
"babby..... would die for him"
"honestly i probably kin him"
"i'm sure he's lovely but he looks way too much like my ex i'm sorry-"
"i'd be down for another rotation! i have another twink to show y'all"
"Also :00 blonde friend"
"Let us all infodhmo"
"Hsjagdvbs shhh im on phone"
"Nix woukd you like to joon?
"skitters away"
"I have two braincells and they both drink dumb bitch juice"
"oof wait whats the order again i have 0 memory"
"i want to bond with him over cosplay-"
"Awkwardly watches in band kid"
"One day I'm gonna a broadway star"
"which isnt to say they were bad. they were just fortnite dancing during rehersals"
"I threw it so hard my glasses flew off and slid under the stage right divider"
"anyway heres my boi"
"emo"
"haha emo"
"virgil sanders kinnie"
"he looks like he listens to my chemical panic at the fallout boy"
"Bro I bet he'd kick my ass with his deck"
"bird man my beloved"
"fuck i had so much to say and then i forgot it all"
"Birds!!"
"guiguhuh"
"crabrave"
"She sounds like someone I would end up stealing her personality"
"yess name collector gang"
"alias glass aiden haven absinthe fish brick rice"
"But I have Cypress, Remure, Genesis, Lemres, and Comet"
"And she's named after a mars candy bar bc alien"
"Hey, if plato went by plato, you can be king thief"
"im not dissing my gramma like that shfojd"
"My dad has seven legal names"
"bitches be like *looks at fictional character* *steals their name* it's us we're bithces"
"coraline lowkey traumatized me but i adore it regardless"
"mmmmmm magic man :]"
"°0° green man"
"criminal (affectionate)"
"he would shoplift a candy bar from walmart and then brag to all of his friends about the sick stealing he did"
"despite the fact he's canonically been capable of overpowering a minor deity"
"i would commit so many crimes for him"
"Very babey"
"Yes please tell green man he is very pog"
"he also keeps a lot of dumb secrets"
"but I will sorely miss the chaos and energy of this here chat until I wake again" (by request XD)
"i just say words and if they're funny then they're funny"
"* or extremly chaotic either works"
"at this point we are just taking turns rambling"
"oH--"
"bc my brain has a schedule"
"Hopefully they have gyoza there or I will lose my mind"
"hehe yes spooky man"
"my ghost glucose guardian"
"the head of the undead group that lives there, and we end up dating. (yes I date a ghost, no I will not be taking constructive criticism /lh)"
"ghosts r just inherently sexy"
"i mean im becoming a squid thing so"
"Raven quirk raven quirk!!"
"ł â m p"
"łæmp"
"mothman: ooh lamp you look very nice today! do you come here often? mothman: wait shit no"
"I'd date a ghost"
"mine is still accurate, i am still sobbing (/j)"
"p e e p e e"
""@nick wilde is a tumblr sexyman" is the best thing i have ever seen"
"im sorry im cackling like a dying hyena"
"you're all 12 year olds"
"PEENIE"
"He once caused global warming on accident so he could get a tan"
"god, what a himbo. i love him"
"that reminds me of my friends kin assigned me jesus"
"Man outside of battle be like: princely crying but then in battle hes like: "CATACLYSM! DISASTER! DEVASTATION!" Chill out man"
"Every time I talk about satan it never fails to shock people it's my favorite thing to do"
"im kin assigning him roman sanders"
""Oh yeah he caused global warming because he wanted to get girls" "he what""
"oh damn i forgot satan was straight"
"twink appreciation club"
"give us the twinks"
"my first thought was bottom-"
"so many people to try and get his dad to love him"
"daddy issued"
"OH MY GOD ITS WILBUR"
"Big boy but"
"anyways janus is swagggg"
"........................."
"gib twink"
"give twink then i will share"
"holds him gentle like hamburger"
"This dumb bitch opened a book that said "do not open" and got possessed by a little bastard"
"he is. fragile creachur"
"klug is beauty klug is grace i would let him step on my face"
"If I'm playing swap and I have to hear one more "Pwanet Powew" Im gonna lose it"
"Who is to blame? Pandora or the box?"
"Bakugo isnt my type but I respect the drip"
"i say like my type isnt long-haired pretty boys and girls that look so gnc that people have a history of confusing them for men"
"hes a gremlin and i can appreciate a pretty gremlin"
"that is to say i am attracted to VFlower vocaloid. This is a confession."
"note i am a lesbian"
"You may like Schezo wegey"
"why does he have one single expression"
"soul soul eater passes the vibe check"
"magic wand"
"I Want To Hold His Hand"
"i would commit a war crime for him any war crime idc which one"
"my favorite one is when he sounded rlly gay because he said "Muscular bodies keep me satisfied""
"p e a n u t"
"Klug is a homophobic homosexual its just facts"
"grug from the croods is peak male performance"
"jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, awooga awooga sound effect, pulls chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out, slams fists on table, rattling any plates, bowls or silverware, whistles loudly, fireworks shoot from top of head, pants loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth, wipes comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clears throat, straightens tie, combs hair Ahem, you look very lovely."
"tag yourself im the fireworks shooting from the top of the head"
"i like essays"
"central time gang"
"11:11 pog-" (wait... is that a suprise angel number?? yes it is lovelies just for you <3)
"Then again im also a dumbass bitch who wonders what the souls in soul eater taste like. SERIOUSLY THOUGH. THEY LOOK TASTY AS HELL!!!! LIKE GODDAMN BRO YOU'RE MAKING ME FUCKING HUNGRY. Like. that shit- it's Bone Apple motherfucking Teeth. hell yea my guy. Im hongy now.... shlorp I'm seriously considering this. Like. They seem kinda like a liquid? But a solid? Are they like jello? The fuck they taste like my guy???? I keep imagining they're like sour, like sour candy maybe? Or do they taste salty? Sweet? Maybe some combo of two? Do they even have a taste or is it about the texture? The sensation? God my mouth is watering what the hell. I am starving. I think I need to go get a cookie. I'm gonna go get a cookie. Brb. I'm better. I'm still craving souls though. Which is a weird-ass cringey thing to say but I'm being dead-ass rn. They just.... look tasty???? And I wanna eat one. Thus. I am shifting to Soul Eater for the express purpose of satisfying my fucking cravings. enjoy"
"points were made"
"jello? more like helloooo schloooAHFJDSDAIDWNALDHSJKDAIDANDM"
"WAIT I THINK I HAVE AN ANIME GIRL BITING VIDEO TOO"
"anime girl voice: mmm! mm... ahhhhmp!! mmm, mmm... aaahmp!"
"i think it sounds great
i'm going to start eating like that"
"several people are typing"
"do these look edible to you"
"forbidden gummies"
"when I was on lsd I couldn't eat my fruit gummies because I thought they were alive because they had little faces on them"
"oh shit yeah don't do drugs"
"anyways general consensus is puyos are edible, ty for your input everyone"
"everypony is a word so powerful it can bring nations to its knees"
"pls the self control it's taking me not to say "hewwo everypony" in gen chat when someone new joins-"
"hewwo evewrypony uwu deaw cewestia i hopwe it doewsnt wain owo"
"ive cooked up a sowution wiwth the knowwege ive acwued. they say a kitcwen time saves niwne, but im just savwing two. Ive gathewwed the inwedients to make a time sowbet. Thewe's hawdly woom fow seconds when the seconds mewt away."
"I had a ten year old sister... you know what happened to her??? very sad, very tragic... she turned eleven....."
"NIIICE"
"Guts dont say the secks word :( /j"
"watch your fucking language in front of the president"
"im so sorry lumi"
"i think you're like ehhhh 8/10 funny"
"now me???? 10/10. Hilarious"
"sometimes i have to take a step back and remember that this is the same guts i follow on tumblr /lh"
""ok every here's some good shifting advice!!! uwu have a good day" "yeah i did lsd and ate fruit gummies""
"i have one setting and it's whatever this is"
"my bitch ass cat just pushed the door open with his fuzzy face and now my sleeping dad is being lulled into dreams by Cosmo Sheldrake's 'Pliocine'."
"me on discord: nick wilde"
"me on tumblr: shifting water! haha funne! me on here: my hermit crabs are cannibals also i want to eat souls."
"im sorry yOUR VIBESA RE JUST SO DIFFERNT"
"u give off older cousin ive never spoken to but always admire at the family gatherings vibes"
"what the fuck"
"BC I HAVE LIBERTU"
"If you adopt me then yes"
"am I qualified for dad jokes???"
"we're all a lot smarter on tumblr"
"I'm like "awww... sweet... sweet little shiftlings... posting such sweet shiftling content... so pure, so wholesome... does not even know abcs....""
"can't think before you speak if you never think B)"
"I'm not responsible enough to be a mom"
"cat pet"
"show us pictures of the cat or i will do Crime"
"maybe thats me being a coward tho"
"MOTH!!!! MOTH MY BELOVED"
if y'all want I can make this a series bc shiftblr keeps giving me more content
#tw drugs#tw swearing#tw cannibalism#tw crime#tw food#tw homophobia#shitpost#out of context#out of context quotes#lumi's quotes
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Answering some similar asks I’ve gotten in the form of a text post! Let’s talk lifemate theories!
I know I’ve delved into discussing my opinions + theories about popularity on Shlorp and how I wanted more context, and it seems like me and a lot of you would love more context about lifemates too! I’ve already said it seems pretty established that there wasn’t a lot of choice offered to Shlorpians (at least not for the ones who have canonically been established to have been bred for work and servitude, can’t speak on or have too many guesses/opinions on dynamics w the ruling upper class) so I’m curious about whether or not they were allowed to pick their lifemates. I’m kinda thinking not, because even though from the bit we saw establishing that Terry & Terri did seem to like each other, he’s really never mentioned her or seemed to miss her on Earth. Which seems...idk a little odd? (idk maybe I am just extremely sensitive but I feel like if I was even just semi separated from my person and sent off w someone I barely knew as my team leader and kids I barely knew and stranded on another planet with a really tiny support system I’d be losing my shit). I’m also kinda curious on what Korvo’s whole deal with that was, because it doesn’t seem like he had a lifemate on Shlorp (I could be wrong though, we haven’t got a lot of background on their lives on Shlorp). And I’m not sure if that debunks my whole it-seems-like-Korvo-was-well-liked theory or if it just means that if there wasn’t any choice, it would depend on what role you’re supposed to fulfill when you got one and if you did. Hm. Just my thoughts, so what are y’all’s?
#man I would freaking OFF MYSELF and he’s just like ok oh well dhdjdgdkfhdkbf#I feel like he would say something even just once if it was actually really affecting him#Korvo def would not but terry? yeah absolutely imo#solar opposites#solar opposites hulu#terry solar opposites#korvo solar opposites#lifemates#theories#I’m also on my concerta today so I should be a bit more productive which is nice :)#also prostitution was just decriminalized in NYC so I’m in a really great mood#:))))#expect more insightful posts since I’m a lil happier today#mine
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Your Nightmare
Commission for the amazing @someseriousthot!
Thank you for commissioning me >u<
Ao3 Link!
Warning: Kidnapping, and some *close call* stuff... Think “Lime”. (More specific warnings tagged in ao3 because I don’t want the platform to get mad at me -v-)
(Nightmare Sans/Reader)
You’re an ordinary human. A decent person, if anything. Kind, and gentle.
He should’ve hated everything about you.
But... he doesn’t. The fact couldn’t be further away from that.
He’s obsessed with you, and he lets you know through the countless nightmares he feeds you every night he visits.
And soon... You’re going to become his.
It was dark.
Darker than the night, darker than black.
It was void where you stood. You can’t move. You don’t know where you are- but it feels like you’ve been stuck here forever. You try to move your legs, your hands- tried to look around, call for help, anything- but you couldn’t so much as to wiggle your fingers. All your efforts only seemed to succeed in making you tremble. You try to breathe, but it felt like a ton had been weighed on your chest, struggling to get air in you. The fear seeped through you as you realized…
You were paralyzed.
You stand there, struggling until you see something- someone forming in the distance.
There… Appears a figure that had been haunting you, one that fills you with dread every time they revealed themselves. If you weren’t already paralyzed where you were, you would’ve felt like you’ve frozen when you saw… him.
A skeletal figure materialized before you, his whole body black- somehow darker than the void you were in. Black like the emptiness of space and worse, save for one blue light illuminating his left socket. Tentacles were writhing behind him as he watched you, a wide, eerie smile plastered on his face, devoid of kindness or mercy. His entire body is drenched in with what looks to be black sludge, covering his right eyesocket completely, the ooze dripping off his tentacles as they continued to twist and turn behind him.
Your nightmare begins.
He stares you down, and when he takes a step forward, the instinct to flee immediately takes over you, breaking yourself out of your paralysis. You twist your body away from him, quickly breaking into a sprint. Your breath escapes you too fast, and you feel tired, your chest still feeling as if something’s constricting it.
Every movement you make felt like it needed so much effort, and though it looks like you were running in a vast emptiness, it felt like non-existent walls were closing in on you.
The figure doesn’t even have to do much. When you look behind, you see him walking at a leisurely pace, yet every step he makes brings him closer and closer to you. Your desperate running feels like it’s taking you nowhere. The closer he gets the more excited he looks, that blue eye of his glowing brighter, almost electrically so, while his tentacles start to move rapidly, making increasingly excited movements.
You start to scream.
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Nightmare stands by your bedside, staring down your sleeping form. A single inky black tentacle is imbedded into your head, making soft, wave-like movements as he fed his nightmare into you. Even though he’s out here in the waking realm, he was also inside your nightmare, watching you as you desperately try to escape him, his grin widening both in nightmare and reality as he closes in on you.
It always was exciting the closer he got to you, to have you tangled up in his tentacles.
You toss and turn in your bed, an occasional whimper escaping you. His blue light dilates while his grin sharpens sadistically.
He’d be lying if he said he didn’t enjoy the view.
This is a common scene in Nightmare’s day-to-day. He’s been quietly feeding on the negative emotions of humans and monsters alike, visiting them in their sleep and giving them nightmares to feed on their fear and horror. But for some reason… he’s been especially drawn to you, and Nightmare keeps finding himself standing in your room like he is now, pleasuring in your listless, restless sleep.
By all means, Nightmare should be repulsed by you- your soul glowed the brightest in the area around you. You were happy, pleasant, gentle. Always looking for the best out of life, a smile always seeming to grace your face. You saw the best of people. Everything good Nightmare could list was a part of you.
You were brave, fair, kind, patient. You had a stable and strong moral ground, and you persevered when life gets you down… Determined to go through your life as a decent person.
It was everything that Nightmare hated.
Yet…
Somehow… Those were the exact reasons he found himself so drawn to you. Pull him in to keep coming back again and again to your room, where you were sleeping peacefully in his absence.
And when he entered your dreams and turned it all into a nightmare… He’d revel when that peaceful face of yours turns into that of agony and panic.
Every time he inflicted his nightmares on you… It’s the most thrilling nights he ever has.
When he first found you, he hadn’t directly made an appearance in your nightmares. He was just a shadow- creeping along the edges of your consciousness, letting you feel his presence. Watching every one of your reactions as he twisted your dreams into something horrifying.
But even from the first night, already Nightmare had become curious about you. And as he became more and more interested, the thought of letting you see him… It made him excited like nothing else. To let you meet the entity that terrorized you so, to see your eyes on him, and only him- unable to look away out of sheer terror.
It sent a pleasurable shiver down his spine.
He’d appear to you in the dream, forming out of a puddle of black in the ground, slowly making himself apparent. Sometimes, he wouldn’t appear immediately. Creeping around, letting you get more and more anxious as you traveled the dreamscape, unable to shake off the feeling that you’re being followed. When you notice him, the fun begins- your face contorting to panic once you see him. If Nightmare had a heart, he’d say it was pumping hard while he chased you down through the abstract architecture that formed his nightmares.
Sometimes, he’d give you a head start. Letting you run away for a while after you’d see him. It always brought a smile to his face when he sees the look of terror in your eyes, suddenly seized by his squirming tentacles, having appeared directly behind you.
Whenever he chased you through your dreams, something predatory seemed to awaken in him…
There was a thrill whenever he chased you down- his prey. He’d play around with you, make you think like you could escape him, only to let you know that you couldn’t escape his nightmare. Every time he got closer to you he could feel his smile widen while his tentacles swerved and turned- craving to have you in them. Most dreams he’d let you go- leaving right before he got to you. But sometimes he’d catch you, and he’d take sadistic glee when you find to your horror that you couldn’t wake up from your nightmare.
Being able to turn someone with so much positivity in them, who’s soul shone like a bright light in a sea of others, into such a fearful and anxious little thing gave him a sense of immense power. He felt so much control over you, it was addicting. So satisfying to turn someone’s joy into fear, and yours was particularly delicious to him because of how drastic the change was.
But it wasn’t just that sense of power that’s brought him back to your room night after night… It’s exactly your glowing soul that’s got him hooked onto you.
Nightmare is an entity of darkness- someone who’d get hurt if he was exposed to the light. Even if it didn’t, it was in his nature to be disgusted by it, to have the urge to extinguish it.
But…
Because of the nightmares he inflicts on you, all that powerful positive energy could be turned negative. And so, he could spend time with you without having that urge to snuff out your light. And even when your nightmares ended, your soul turning back from a dim, fearful one into that soft glowing light, like a firefly in the night… Nightmare found himself drawn to it.
He doesn’t understand why. Maybe because he’s gone so long without the light, always filled with the need to get rid of it whenever it’s near, that when he finds something… Someone that didn’t repel him, Nightmare isn’t willing to let go. He’s spent so long without the light, he’d forgotten about why it was such a good thing in the first place.
And he basked in your light.
Nightmare takes a deep inhale, groaning as he feeds. You were screaming in his nightmare, and it’s then that he’s had his fill. He retracts his tentacle, a shlorp audible as it finally pulls out of your head.
After a few more gasps and whimpers of you collecting yourself, you calmed down. You returned to a peaceful slumber, breathing in relief when you realize the nightmare is over.
Because you had so much positive energy that Nightmare could convert into something negative, he’s always able to satisfy himself in one night from feeding on your fears alone. And so Nightmare could spend some time just with you for the rest of the night.
He didn’t need anyone else.
Your soul slowly starts to gleam again, filled with relief and calmness.
Nightmare doesn’t just find it tolerable… He finds the soft glow of your soul beautiful.
Now that his nightmare is over and Nightmare’s had his fill, he should be able to retreat to the darkness and rest himself.
But he just couldn’t tear his eyelight away from your sleeping face. The way the moonlight made it look like your skin glowed… That silky hair.
You look so calm and serene… Oblivious to his presence.
So innocent… So pure.
He wanted to touch your light, keep it to himself.
He gives in to his temptations, and slowly, he peels the blanket off your sleeping body, curled up from the fear that took over you in your nightmare. Now, you’ve considerably relaxed, no longer clutching onto the blanket, your muscles lax. The nightgown you wore draped over your body in such a way that made his breaths quicken, make him want to run his hands up and down you, feel every curve and inch of your skin. Two tentacles move forward, circling around your chest and your legs, gently lifting you off the bed. He slides into it, right where you slept with his back to the headboard, and slowly lowers you on top of him.
He exhales as his tentacles retract, placing your head on his chest while your legs laid between his. So close to you, he could smell your hair, a soft sweet scent.
Vanilla? Or… Caramel?
It was the scent of home. Of morning sun in your hair.
Whatever it is, Nightmare enjoyed it, taking deep breaths of it. He put his skull on top of your head while he smelled more of you, his arms coming around to embrace you. One hand rested on your waist while the other came up to your cheek- hesitating for a moment before he ran his phalanges along the soft skin, sighing as he leans back. His tentacles come closer, instinctively drawn to you, to your warmth. His breaths start to slow as he pulls you closer, pressing you in the slightest to his chest as he buries his face in your hair. His tentacles tenderly wrap around you without his conscious thought.
One winding around your arm up to your wrist, another twisting around your waist, down your left thigh, to your calf. Another climbed up your right leg, and another circles around your chest drawing near your center, above your soul.
He gently cups your cheek as he presses his skull to your crown, reveling in the closeness, the intimacy of your position on him. He could feel your quiet breaths brush against his neck, a pleasured rumble building in his chest.
He always enjoyed whenever he managed to have you to himself in these quiet nights. It was many nights ago that Nightmare had found himself staring down at your sleeping body, having no intentions on leaving so soon. He watched your glowing soul, his eyelight roaming all over you, tempting him to touch you, pulling him into your bed, to entwine himself around you.
Nightmare found himself addicted to yet another part of you- the softness of your body against him, your face so close to his when he holds you.
He was at ease when he held you… And it had a calming effect on you too. You didn’t fight him off when he picks up your sleeping body, nor did you flinch when his tentacles wrap around you. It filled his chest with a feeling of want, like you weren’t afraid of him, that the sensation of his tentacles and sludge against you didn’t disgust you. His breath comes out shakily at the thought. He holds it when he feels you nestling up against him, unafraid, unaware of the sinister entity that was holding you.
He lets his phalanges slide down from your cheek to your neck, stroking it thoughtfully. You make quiet whimpers and mewls as his phalanges traces over your skin, sounds that excited him. Make him want you closer- to cover you up with his inky black gunk and claim you as his.
There were no nightmares. No fear, no anxiety. He’s just… Resting with you, letting himself roam over you, feel you- his leg brushing up against yours. Just a quiet moment that Nightmare could indulge in. He never had quiet moments- something was always going on. Whether it’s causing corruptions in a universe so he could feed, or fighting off those intervening Star-Sanses, Nightmare had always been on the move. And so he savors these quiet moments.
Just him and you. One small human in his embrace as he rests through the night. Something… Someone positive he could indulge in.
During the nights when he’s in your bed like this, his tentacles coiled around you… He gets the most tempted to just take you, to bring you back with him. He’s become obsessed, with this human that wouldn’t seem special to anyone else. A normal human in a mundane universe.
His other hand trails down your stomach down to your leg, slipping under the gown to touch your thigh. Feeling the warmth on his phalanges, his breaths becoming heavier…
He wants to take you back to his domain, his pocket dimension where his castle resides. He’d be able to keep you all to himself, where no one would disturb his time with you… Where he could spend as much time as he wanted with you.
He’s wanted to do that as soon as he realized he’s become obsessed with you. But he grits his teeth, knowing he can’t do that just yet.
The irritable Star-Sanses had driven him away from his territories, managing to have the upper hand recently. They managed to take Killer away from him- one of the most useful members of his group, someone who had no emotion and could kill easily because of it. They somehow got way too close to his “kingdom” for his liking, and it drove him to hide away. With his castle under “surveillance”, the so-called Sanses looking for him to turn up again, he couldn’t return to it lest he gets pulled into another battle with them.
He’d jump from universe to universe, eventually losing their pursuit, when he found your universe. There was nothing outwardly special about yours, which was exactly why it was such a good place for him to hide and lay low for a while. Biding his time, storing his energy… When he meets them again, he’ll give them one hell of a fight.
Soon, however… He’ll be able to take you. Something else is happening in the multiverse, causing corruption and destruction. Another universe-hopping entity running amok. The Star-Sanses had stopped looking for him, their attention pulled away. Soon, Nightmare will be able to return to his realm.
And when he does… He’ll bring you along with him.
He holds you for a bit longer, letting his tentacles smother you, his phalanges stroking your chin. He closes his socket, savoring the moment… When he notices the first few rays of sun reaching the floor of your room. His calm grin turned into a frown, his phalanges curling up around your face.
It was time to leave.
Reluctantly, he pulls back all but two of his tentacles, picking you off of him, gently laying you back down once he’s gotten off your bed. His tentacles linger for a few moments longer before finally unwillingly pull back from you.
Night after night, his urge to have you grows.
Nightmare remains where he was beside your bed, his single eyelight watching your restful face, the morning light bouncing off of your skin.
Even though he always took pleasure in your pretty, fearful face… When your face isn’t distorted by fright, peacefully resting like this, you look beautiful.
He pulls the blanket back onto you, tucking you in. He wanted to make sure you’ll have a comfortable rest.
Because soon, you might not have anymore of those.
He leans in near you, putting his teeth close to your ears, and whispers.
“Sleep well, my dear… Soon, we’ll be able to meet.”
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The sound of scrubbing filled the air as you brush your teeth, spitting the foam into the sink soon after. You cup your hands under the faucet and splash your face with water, feeling the droplets trickle down your chin. You wash your face and spray more water, looking at the mirror as the suds clear away from your face.
… You look horrible.
You hadn’t had a restful night in a long while. You couldn’t- you’ve been having nightmares lately, and they only seem to get worse. They all had one thing in common- a dark skeletal figure, oozing with darkness, with twisting and thrashing tentacles that looked like they were always searching for you.
It was always the same. As soon as you notice, you were running. You’d run as much as you could, hid the best to your abilities, desperate to get away from him (you always assumed they were a he…). But he was relentless. Every bit of running you did never seemed to deter him, and there was always a way for him to stay on your heels while his tentacles reach for you. Sometimes you’d wake up right before he got to you, or when you manage to fall into a pit.
Then there are times when his tentacles would find you…
Thinking about it just gives you shivers. It’s as if you could feel the ooze on your skin as they squirmed all over you- grabbing you by your leg when you were hiding somewhere, screaming as you were lifted into the air, face to face with your captor. The figure had a sadistic smile present whenever he heard you screaming, struggling to free yourself of his bonds. His laughing only got louder and more manic as more of his tentacles grabbed you- and you couldn’t stop screaming. You’d think that you’d be able to wake up once he’s caught you, but there are times where you’d stay in that position for so long. Where all you do is try to break out of his hold, only to have more of those dripping black tentacles cover over of you.
… It was always the worst when he caught you.
Sometimes he’d speak to you. His voice was deep, something dark lying underneath it. Like the devil trying to coax you into giving him your soul. He’d taunt you as you were running, telling you to
“Run away, little girl. Run away from your monster.”
It sounds as if he spoke to you both from where he was and inside your mind. It reminded you how no matter what you did… He was always behind you.
He spoke to you while he caught you as well, his voice dripping with false sympathy, saying how “What a poor thing you are, trapped and hopeless…” while you struggled to keep his tentacles away from you.
You started to dread going to sleep. It used to come by every week or so, then it became twice a week, then every other day, and eventually every night… You would be visited by a nightmare. When night falls you’d get anxious, and you wonder… Why was it always the same entity that appeared in your dreams? They were the most vivid dreams you’ve ever had, feeling every inch of his slimy, horrid tendrils when you became entangled in them.
You’ve told your friends about the recurring nightmares and even went to a psychologist once. You told them about the skeletal figure that chased you relentlessly throughout your nights, making your mornings feel tired and restless. You don’t know where he came from- you’ve had uncomfortable dreams before he suddenly appeared, and he kept returning ever since. It always felt so real, and you were terrified of him.
But most of them have told you the same- it was just a dream. “He’s not real,” They’d say. “He can’t hurt you,” They’d say. It may be a form of something bad in your life turning into something awful in your mind when you slept. He can’t get to you.
You laughed it off then- feeling like a child. It was just in your dreams, in your head. Probably some kind of manifestation of your subconscious. You might be having terrible night terrors, but he isn’t real and he can’t catch you when you’re awake and conscious.
… But… Sometimes, late at night when you’re in between sleep and consciousness… When you peek out of your eyelids, you swear you could see a shadowy figure in the corner of your room, watching you unblinkingly with that glowing blue orb as you fall asleep. And every time you managed to jolt your self awake, searching for him- he wasn’t there.
You don’t know what to believe- sometimes you fear that you might be going insane.
But as much as you dreaded those nightmares, you knew you needed sleep.
You’ve tried avoiding it once. Try to keep yourself awake, sitting in your bed, only to end up falling asleep anyways. You had the nightmare again- but it felt worse. Even in the dream, you felt lethargic and weak, and your anxiety felt ten times worse. The skeletal figure had again appeared and had easily caught you, pulling you close to him and laughing at you when you can’t even struggle against him, wishing for your nightmare to end.
You couldn’t avoid it, so you didn’t try to anymore. It was just something you had to go through your nights now.
You slip into your nightwear, walking towards your bedroom. You do your best to ignore the uneasiness creeping up on you as you enter, locking the door. You turn off the lights and slip into bed, thinking of good thoughts to calm yourself down, preparing yourself to sleep.
As you slowly slip silently into unconsciousness, your mind is suddenly alert when you see him. A dark corner of your room, grin flashing on his face.
You’re lying on your side, an arm dangling off the bed when you saw him. The dread you felt earlier comes back with a vengeance as you try to scream, but your lips barely move. You try to get away, to hide, but your utmost efforts only bring a twitch to your finger.
You’re in sleep paralysis.
The realization hits you like a truck, and through your unmoving eyes, you see him start to come closer. Your heart hammers in your chest, your mind screaming for you to move but your body doesn’t obey. You feel your breath quicken as you’re forced to watch his approach. Eventually, you manage to get your dangling arm moving, throwing it on top of the blanket. You grab it and with what little control you have, pull it up over you, hiding you.
You try to control your breathing as you peek out of the blanket.
He isn’t moving anymore, and when you look twice- you notice he hadn’t even moved from the spot in his corner. Your eyesight wavers and the figure just turns into static shadow in the corner of your room. Your heart continues to thump in your chest as you stare out, fearing if he was going to return, but you don’t see any movement. Eventually, you tell yourself that this is enough, giving in to your exhaustion, and your eyes close.
…
You’re… Somewhere else.
You were still on a dark landscape, but standing in front of you was a black castle. Darker than the rest of where you were, reminding you of him.
But as you turn around, looking in all directions, searching… He was nowhere to be seen. And something you noticed very quickly was the fact you could move at all.
Having nothing else to do, you walk through the entrance, grand, reminding you of royalty. As you moved through the black hallways, running your hand along the walls, feeling its smoothness, you wonder.
Why are you here?
It didn’t feel like your usual nightmare. It felt more like a surreal, weird dream. You could think much more clearly, and you didn’t feel fear building inside of you. But even so, something about the castle made you uncomfortable. Like something’s not right.
… Like you’re being watched.
You spend what feels like hours just exploring and turning around the winding hallways, climbing up and down ebony stairs, when you finally reach an opening in what seems to be the heart of the castle. Its entrance is grand as well. Not as big as the one you used to enter the castle, but it felt more… regal.
When you enter, you see two chairs pressed to the wall.
This is probably the throne room.
One of the thrones is huge- tall and imposing, fit for a ruler. Somewhere where they would be able to look over the room and address anyone in it. Next to it is a smaller throne.
Even though it was smaller and black like everything else, it was adorned with decorations. Some patterns swirled and winded along its back and top.
You couldn’t stop staring at the smaller throne. It felt… Right, for once. It set your chest at ease. You wanted to keep looking at it, feeling an inexplicable draw to it, like you were being pulled towards it. A voice inside your mind tells you
Sit. Sit on it. You want to sit on it, it looks so pretty and nice. You want to sit on it.
Without making conscious effort, your body obeys, your feet bringing you closer to it step by step. It felt like it belonged to you… It felt like you belonged there. Like that’s where you’re supposed to be. It brought you a sense of rightfulness and a sort of strange joy in you.
A smile tugs at your lips as you approach.
You want to sit on that throne.
But as you draw nearer… You stop yourself, your smile falling. Where are all these feelings coming from? It is a beautiful chair, especially now as you stand closer you could see more of the intricacies on the patterns that adorned the throne- but you don’t understand why you felt so drawn to it.
You stand in front of the throne, thinking- only to start screaming a moment later when abruptly, tendrils shoot out of the throne, grabbing you by your limbs. You get tossed and turned, and you lose your “breath” when you’re yanked into it, your back hitting the throne with such a force that you cry out. You shriek as the black tentacles coil tighter around you, fighting to get out of the seat. To your horror, you realize the familiarity of the black appendages holding you down, reminding you of something… Someone else. Your efforts in struggling doubles, shutting your eyes as you pulled against the tight grasps, managing to stand up a bit- screaming again when a pair of bony hands clamp down on your wrists, jerking you back.
You immediately open your eyes. The castle’s gone, and you’re back in that void you’ve become so familiar with- with the same entity that had been haunting your nights. He holds you to him, his head next to yours, watching you with one electric blue orb. His grin is sharp and wide, so close to your face as you cry- he’s tightened his grip on you, and it’s starting to hurt.
“You can’t run from me anymore, (Y/n).” His voice spreads throughout the void and booms in your head, full of mania. “You can’t run away from your Nightmare.”
“No! No- let me go, please!” You shout and sob, but no one else hears you. He only laughs in your face and you start to drown in his black sludge as it fills the void. It rises with an alarming rate, coming from your legs up to your chest and neck, finally reaching your face. It covers you and spills into your mouth, and you start to choke-
…
You gasp as you shoot straight into sitting position, throwing your blanket off the bed. You pant and gasp for air, your eyes wide with fright as you look around the room frantically. You could feel beads of sweat rolling down your temples, the damp cloth sticking to your back.
… That’s new.
Your frantic breathing eventually turns quiet, and you take a deep breath, swallowing thick saliva.
Another nightmare.
But this one felt… Different. It was always somewhere dark where the nightmarish entity chased after you, and it certainly wasn’t the first time he’s caught you- but you’ve never seen that castle before. It sounds silly considering it was a dream, but usually, you were running on that vast plain of darkness that threatened to swallow you whole, or someplace with abstract shapes where he’d play “Hide and Seek” with you. You’ve never been somewhere with clear-cut features.
And you’ve never had a moment of calm before your nightmare. It always started quickly- as soon as you were there, the figure would make himself apparent to you, and his hunt would begin.
This… This was something new.
Tick… Tick… Tick…
But still, it was another nightmare.
You look to your side, to the clock hanging on the wall of the room. 3 AM. You could still go back to sleep. You felt groggy, sluggish, tired- and afraid. So, so afraid. But now that you’re awake, knowing it was just another nightmare, you feel your nerves settling, feeling the cool air on your skin.
You spend some time just gathering yourself. You breathe long and deep, pressing your palms to your face, giving yourself a moment.
It’s ok. It’s just a nightmare. You’re ok, (Y/n).
You gave out a loud exhale, emptying your chest of air before breathing again, staring at your room. It’s quiet, the air only filled with the sound of your ticking clock. Your eyes wander to your window, hanging ajar. The curtains flew gently in the wind, and as you look longer at it you think the moon must be full because it lit up your floor a soft blue. You enjoy that your room wasn’t pitch black- something that’d remind you of the void in your mind. You smile, yawning, filling your lungs with cool, soothing air, feeling drowsiness creep back into you. You blink your eyes tiredly, deciding to go back to sleep.
… But then… You see something moving in the shadows.
Your eyes move from your window to the floor, where the shadow of your curtains moved along the wind.
… There’s something else that peeked out of the corners of your room, slowly swaying.
A shadow of one lone tendril, waving in the air. Your breath gets stuck in your throat, and your eyes widen. Your mouth turns dry as your eyes trail up to the tentacle casting the twisting and writhing shadow on the floor, glistening under the moonlight.
You follow along the tentacle, and you see more, moving in similar patterns, curling and uncurling as if they were restless.
Time seemed to stop when you see a grin in the shadow, one blue orb glowing above it, slightly lidded.
… No.
His eyesocket widens and the orb glows brighter when you make eye contact. He takes a step out of the shadows, and you see him- A skeleton with a jacket and shorts, glistening and drenched in what looks like black sludge, taking slow step after slow step closer to you.
… No no no!
This can’t be happening! You’re still dreaming, it’s not real!
“Oh, but my dear…” He speaks, his grin turning malicious, apparent that he’s enjoying the look of terror that must be on your face. “This isn’t a dream…”
“I am your Nightmare.”
Your heart pounds in your chest, clamming up once you’ve heard him speak. But as he gets closer and closer, whatever spell you were in breaks and you quickly turn your body away, jumping off your bed and heading for the door- when black tentacles grab at your arm and legs. You squeal and kick as you’re picked clean off the ground, the slimy members coiling around tightly until you couldn’t move more than a jerk here and there. You’re abruptly pulled towards him, pressed chest to chest, feeling the inky black substance cover your skin.
Your breathing turns rapid and shallow, realizing you can smell him. He smells damp and musty, like something old and forbidden. Of untouched crypts, of rain on hot tarmac. He smelled bad, and not in the sense that he smelled bad- He smelled wrong, like a bad memory tugging on your mind, of something bad that’s about to come.
In all your nightmares not once have you smelled him.
This is real.
Your nightmares had always felt scarily real, but when you feel his tentacles now, on your arms and legs, feeling its slime rubbing off of you and soaking you… Your heart feels like it’d jumped when you come to the terrifying realization that this is real.
He is real.
You immediately open your mouth to scream, but just as quickly, a tentacle wraps around your head and covers your mouth. The skeleton laughs darkly as you feel another tendril slowly glide around your neck, staring at him with wide eyes.
His blue eye lights up with glee as he sees you fight against his tentacles, your sounds of struggle muffled by them as it felt like more and more of his tentacles kept wrapping around you. His sludge covers up every surface of your body until you’re completely drenched in it, save your eyes.
His manic grin takes up all your attention as a skeletal hand cups your face, almost tenderly so, surprising you. His sockets lid while his smile starts to look drunk, the blue light of his eye dilating. “No more running away, (Y/n)…” He murmurs, eyelight watching you unwaveringly.
The expression on his face turns intense as he seems to lose solidity, losing his form and sinking into the ground, taking you with him.
“I’ve caught you.” He growls, “ And you’re mine.”
He sinks into a puddle in your room, as more of your screams are muffled, your tears pooling in your eyes as you try desperately to escape. One hand manages to reach out of his muck before he grabs it. He pulls you down with him until you’re completely engulfed by his slime, disappearing into the floor, leaving no trace behind.
…
Tick… Tick… Tick…
The clock in your room continues to run, the curtains gently swaying in the wind. Your room is empty with only a messy bed while moonlight filters into the room… It’s as if you weren’t even there.
Your nightmare begins.
#someseriousthot#commission#sans/reader#nightmare!sans/reader#female reader#hohoho :)#there are some *close call* scenes in this fic#so be careful before you read it!#I post this on tumblr but ao3 tags are much more helpful...#-v-;
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@psychcdelica sent: [WET]: our muses find one another in a torrential downpour of rain, both soaking wet. [ for our favourite duo ]
It isn’t that Raguna doesn’t mind being out in inclement weather, it would be quite hypocritical of the worker to be of the opinion when so often he works how he can it it himself. That’s not the issue. It’s more that he had warned Megumin that being out for her errands and work today would end up being cut short or interrupted by the storm that was expected to hit based on the wind and other factors. Isn’t the usual trope to listen to farmers when it comes to that? Not for Megumin.
That confidence of hers, maybe it was belligerent and a result of her being stubborn in her ways, but Raguna found he couldn’t dismiss it as foolish altogether. In some strange way he admired it. When she applied herself to things other than Explosion, the outcome was... interesting. Not always right, but she tried to do so with genuine effort. Was he deluding himself into those thoughts? Maybe or maybe not. But while many dismissed Megumin as odd or strange, he would not be doing the same. At least not the dismissing part. She was his friend.
And that was why he had joined her, in hopes that... if she was going to force these errands to be finished, maybe his presence would ensure that they would be done quicker? More reliably? All the more chance they don’t get caught in the storm!
But they did get caught in the storm, at perhaps the worst possible time too. The only upside (aside from the torrential rain not being cold) was that it wouldn’t be much further until they were at least under the cover of trees. A welcome respite given how thoroughly two two already found themselves soaked. Another upside was that nothing they were carrying would perish if wet. It’s not preferable but Raguna takes every upside he can get as he attempts to dry himself.
His tunic had repelled most of the water on his shirt, but his pants? Those needed a thorough wringing. What he wanted when he got home was a proper bath and a nice fire to dry off afterward. Lifting his gaze to see how Megumin was faring ... that may have been a mistake, but once he’s done it it’s difficult to tear his eyes away.
Her hat and cape had gotten the worst of it. The fabric sopping and dripping like a miniature waterfall around her head. Her face is obscured somewhat by the lowered brim, but what was not obscured was how the water hugged the dress of her outfit against her skin. It was like it had been sucked together, emphasizing her chest and stomach while hugging her hips. As she pulls it out there’s a loud SHLORP as it peels away. Water is wrung, and Raguna’s small show is cut short.
He coughs, and has to look away to hide his blush, as if that would work. “W-we shouldn’t stay here too long. Once we’ve caught our breath we’ll get moving again. It’s not much further and you can stay at my farm until the rest of the storm passes, if you want to I mean. It’s closer than town and your place after all.” Indigo eyes flit back to the woman, who was now eyeing him quite hard as well. Did... Megumin know? That he had been staring? Or maybe there was something on his face? Her dress had gone back to hugging her body. Shoot. He catches her gaze (as well as himself) and quickly looks away again.
“I’ll get my things together. I don’t mind carrying yours too.”
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everyone else was making Shlorpian OCs, so here’s my lil family. more info under the cut!
so because I never half ass anything that’s not important, I thought way too hard about what it would be like if they appeared on the show and how they’d fit into the mix so here’s some fun facts, including potential voice actors:
Viyma
- would be voiced by Chelsea Peretti
- worked as the Shlorpian equivalent of a doctor, specializing in the process of cutting plant material off of people to use to create replicants
- on Shlorp she was a total bombshell, I mean look at the curve of her head godDAMN
- used to using her looks to get stuff/favors
- actually really smart and works hard on things she gives a shit about (her job, family, bocce ball)
- was in the same class in the Academy as Korvo
- they fucking hated each other
- they also hate fucked each other
- robe looks like it flares out for dramatic effect but really she's just got A Fat Ass
- Big Top Energy
-started growing her replicant later than others in her age range because she was Married To The Job and didn't prioritize creating her own as opposed to helping others create theirs
- Wine Mom, but never says no to vodka
- has a soft spot for replicants (not just hers, she's pretty nice to Jesse and Yumyulack as well)
- makes fun of Korvo for not having his ship repaired by now and refuses to help
- partially because she has no idea how because she had someone do her Ship Repair classwork in the Academy but Korvo doesn't need to know that
Xechee
- probably voiced by Kristen Schaal idk lmao
- Viyma's replicant
- struggled to grow during her incubation and emerged from the soil earlier than normal
- real pipsqueek
- not actually dumb but def naive
- never knows wtf is going on but is just happy to be there
- chose female pronouns relatively early for her age
- likes flowers a whole lot, hence why she wears one (it's not fungus from lack of handwashing, Viyma's checked)
- her fingers never grew properly, just her thumbs, so her hands look like little mittens
- will only eat food if you put maple syrup on it first
- too young to really be helpful on the mission as of now but she's fun to have around
Phin (full first name is Zelphin)
- would be voiced by Joel McHale
- pupa expert, and unlike Terry, he actually knows shit about the pupa
- he and Viyma were kind of into each other before news of the asteroid came out
- was friends with someone on the committee to assign mission partners and might have... influenced him to partner him and Viyma together
- used to be a huge fuckin dweeb
- Terry pantsed him at the Academy once but considering they wore robes nobody saw anything and it wasn't actually that funny
- he's still salty about it though
- Shlorp version of Be Careful Who You Made Fun Of In High School
- Terry doesn't hate Phin but Phin definitely hates Terry
- gets into microbrewing at some point probably
- really into the Rugged Camping Dad aesthetic, owns 12 flannel shirts
- petty af
- cocky and constantly overcompensating
- a pretty good dad to Willow and Xechee regardless
- Don't Talk To Him Until He's Had His Coffee
Willow
- would be voiced by Ilana Glazer
- Phin's replicant
- mellow as hell, kind of a hippie
- doesn't wear shoes
- won't eat meat, and won't even eat fruits or vegetables bc they're technically living
- eats straight up dirt to survive (Shlorp version of a vegan)
- still smokes weed, and will eat anything while high
- a little older than Jesse and Yumyulack, like 16-17 in earth years
- discovered yoga pants and can never go back
- was training on Shlorp to work in the Solarium and take care of incubating replicants
- as a result, she's really into gardening and plants on Earth
- got made fun of a lot on Shlorp for picking a dumb name like Willow and not a proper Shlorpian one like Xanthiolix or Greg
- probably has a yoga and mediation Instagram
Yeah but then I was like ‘wait why would they interact with the Earth fam if they’re supposed to be on another planet? so here a basic summary of what would go down:
A new neighbor moves in across the street from Terry and Korvo named Brent and they NEED to get to know him better.
Korvo believes he would be able to assist with ship repair because he saw him changing the oil in his car once and I mean, come on, he would definitely be able to lift things Korvo couldn't. With those arms?? (also basically he wants to be friends with him and maybe fuck him but doesn't want to admit that). Terry wants to be friends with him because he saw the big screen tv in his living room and also thinks he'd be into doing butt stuff. He doesn't seem offput by aliens either, so that's a plus!
After a few failed attempts to befriend him they notice a space ship, very much like theirs, in his driveway. Was Brent in disguise this whole time?? Could he be a Shlorpian who could help them with ship repair??? And then Terry doesnt have to hear Korvo complain about how he never helps with ship repair???? Even better!
Then they find out the actual Shlorpians are Viyma and Phin, Korvo and Terry's respective rivals from their homeworld. Not only would they never help them with ship repair or the Pupa, but apparently they're both dating Brent? And they're going to constantly be around to spend time with him???
GREAT.
Yeah I haven’t drawn Brent yet but I like poly couples and I figured it’d also give these clowns an excuse to visit earth and annoy the Solar Opposites fam. They met Brent at Trader Joe’s because their uninhabited planet doesn’t have one so they would make the trip idk shut up
I’m new to digital art (and it’s been a while since I’ve drawn at all because of reasons but I’ve been wanting to get back into it) and I drew Viyma first, so she looks kind of rough but I think I’ve already improved! I did Willow and Xechee (pronounced Zee Chee btw) last and I feel like I was starting to get the hang of what tf I was doing. Hopefully I’ll be able to draw the canon characters soon (and maybe Brent and their pupa)
#solar opposites#solar opposites oc#solar opposites ocs#these took way too long#Xechee has my entire heart btw#Willow too but#c'mon look at Xechee
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Date Night
Terry x Korvo Solar Opposites fanfiction!
Rating: M
Warnings: Alien sex stuff, Korvo cries during sex a lot, NSF*W
Genre: romance, comedy, hurt/comfort
Words: 3,852
Summary: “Couples go to scheduled fancy dinners to help keep their relationship alive.“
Korvo paced around the backyard with his Element Detector.
Beep… beep… beep…
Nothing.
There were no useful elements on Earth! Of all the 118 elements that Earth discovered, everything just had to be carbon-based. Korvo had enough carbon to last the destruction of five planets. What he needed was the isotope Megeon-166--or as it’s called on Earth, Erbium. He needed at least 15 moles to repair the ship and, of course, nobody was helping him. What was the point in being mad, anymore? He knew nobody would help him but it never got any less frustrating.
Terry slid open the back door while cradling a tray of Starbucks™ frappuccinos in one arm. “Korvo!” he called out. “Got your favorite--matcha frappuccino!”
No, that’s not right--Terry did help. Just in a different way. Only Terry knew how to get everyone’s Starbucks™ drinks right.
Korvo tossed the Element Detector over his shoulder and took his frappuccino. Oh, the first sip was always the best. The whipped cream was at the bottom just the way he liked it.
Terry just… stood there and watched him drink the frappuccino. He wasn’t even going to sip his own untouched pink drink. He was waiting for a specific response from Korvo. Probably one that was two words and began with a “T”.
Korvo sighed. He had to relent. “Thank y--”
“--Do you know what day it is today?” Terry quickly blurted out. He was unusually excited.
Korvo paused for a second. The effects of the Dumb Ray still hadn’t subsided completely. “Friday?” Was he forgetting something? It couldn’t possibly be their anniversary.
“That’s right! It’s the first Friday of the month! That means it’s date night!”
“That is ridiculous. Every night occurs on a date.”
Terry laughed and put his hand on Korvo’s shoulder. Everything was a joke to him. “That gets funnier every time!”
Korvo brushes Terry’s hand off of him. It seems that Korvo has forgotten what “date night” was. Ten blasts of a Dumb Ray does that to you. “Explain it to me again.”
“Couples go to scheduled fancy dinners to help keep their relationship alive.”
Evidently, Terry has explained this concept multiple times. There were no side tangents, no movie references, and no headaches. “I am satisfied with our relationship.” Korvo sunk into himself and slightly turned away. “Are… you… not satisfied?”
Terry erupted into an even louder bout of laughter and slapped his knee. “Hah! That gets funnier every time, too! It’s for fun, Korvo. I already made reservations at your favorite restaurant for 8PM.”
“But, I--”
Terry was already heading back inside to give Jesse and Yumyulack their drinks. “Make sure you wear something nice this time!”
Korvo racked his mind for any memories of going on a date night with Terry, but there was nothing. Korvo didn’t realize how harsh the effects of the Dumb Ray were. He felt like an idiot. Maybe it was like the NBC show Dateline. He had some researching to do. If Terry found out Korvo’s memory was still foggy, Korvo would surely get locked up again.
Terry was about to go on the best date night of his short, pathetic life.
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It was 7:50 PM, Terry was already dressed in his favorite pink button-up with the top button unbuttoned and jeans, and Korvo was nowhere to be found. To make things worse, Korvo took the car so Terry couldn’t even go to the nearest Jack in the Box to drown his sorrows in a $5 munchie meal. It was uncharacteristic of Korvo to forget about date night, especially when he reminded Korvo just earlier. Perhaps, he wondered, the Dumb Ray effects had not subsided yet.
He went into the replicants’ bedroom to ask them if they knew where Korvo was, but they were gone. That’s right, they were at a party and said they wouldn’t be back home until midnight. Terry was alone at the house. Bored. Bored in the house and in the house bored--just as how that TikTok prophesied.
There were three loud knocks on the front door. Terry groaned. “Coming!” He wasn’t in the mood to entertain the neighbors.
Terry opened the door to find a bouquet of a dozen red roses being shoved into his face. It was Korvo, all dressed up in a tuxedo as if he was about to get married.
“I have arrived to date night you,” Korvo declared.
Terry happily accepted the bouquet. “Sick plants, dude! I didn’t know they came in red.”
“Red means love.”
“Cool! Should I plant them?”
“No, you put them in a vase with water.”
“Hmm…” Terry stared at the stems. “I don’t know, Korvo, don’t plants need dirt?”
“Why would I--” Korvo stopped himself and took a deep breath. He had to be charismatic. “You put them in a vase, you look at them for a couple days, and then they die.”
“Aww…” Now Terry was bummed out. He hated reminders of his planned obsolescence and inevitable death. “What’s the point of it, then?”
“Because they’re red, Terry!” Korvo’s fury was quick to resurface. “Red means love!”
“Okay, fine, but you don’t have to yell!”
Korvo hated himself. Stupid. He was already ruining their date night.
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Jazz music played softly in the background. It would have been relaxing if it weren’t avant-garde jazz. It was times like these that made Korvo pray for the Pupa to eat everyone and terraform the planet, already. He had no idea how the cacophony he was hearing could possibly be classified as music. There was no discernible key signature, no rhythm, no melody, no dynamics--it was literally just a collection of instruments blasting away and competing with each other to see who could best resemble a dying animal.
“What the hell is this?” he grumbled.
Terry was busy looking through the menu. “‘Om’ by John Coltrane.”
Korvo was taken aback by the answer. He didn’t know Terry listened to this kind of noise. Even TV static sounded more harmonious. “What’s the point of it?” The thought of someone sitting in a recording studio and blasting terrible screeches into a microphone was enough to make someone gloober.
“Uh, to piss off people like you, duh!” Terry scoffed. “Just relax a little, okay, Korvy?” He reached across the table to put his hand over Korvo’s.
Korvo stared down at Terry’s hand and pondered for a moment. He curled his fingers over Terry’s hand. “I see… So what you’re saying is that music acts as a medium not only to organize patterns and produce a conventionally pleasing aesthetic, but also to defy those same standards and redefine the purpose of music through an ironic lens?”
“That’s jazz, baby!” For emphasis, Terry does jazz hands with his free hand.
Korvo leaned in and clasped his other hand over Terry’s. “You know a lot about music,” he comments. A loving smile curled the corners of his mouth upwards.
Terry smirked. “Well, I did major in music when we went to community college… Remember when we did that? That was fun.”
Korvo’s smile dropped. “You did?” He had no idea.
“Yeah, I majored in percussion performance. I was trying to get into a drumline, like in the movie Whiplash. Don’t you remember? I even invited you to my winter and spring recital.”
Korvo genuinely could not recall anything after Terry referencing Whiplash. This wasn’t on the Dumb Ray, this was clearly on his own negligence. “Oh.” Now that he thought about it, Terry was really good at drumming.
Terry withdrew his hand and crossed his arms. He sighed, slumped into his seat, and looked away forlornly. “It’s okay, you were probably busy working on the ship… The mission is always the highest priority.” He was already conditioned to expect disappointment when telling Korvo anything about his personal ambitions. It was Wetzel’s Pretzels all over again.
“It is...” Korvo agreed.
Terry felt his heart sink.
“... but you’re a high priority to me, too.”
Before Terry could respond, their waiter interrupted to take their orders. “Seafood platter for him, fettuccine chicken alfredo pasta for me, and your biggest bottle of wine.”
“Of course, sir.” The waiter took their menus away and left to relay the orders to the kitchen.
Fuck, Korvo loved it when Terry ordered for the both of them. It made him feel slightly lesser. He tugged at his neck collar.
“You know… I didn’t actually want to be a Pupa Specialist,” Terry quietly confessed. “I wish I could’ve been a music major on Shlorp.”
“You could’ve,” Korvo reminded him, “but you’d be dead.”
“Yeah, yeah, I know...”
Korvo watched Terry slump further into his seat. He was blowing it. Again. Discreetly, he took out his phone on his lap and pulled up a Wikihow article he had bookmarked on Safari: “How to Get Guys to Like You More when You Go on a date”. He skipped to step 3, “Be conversational.” Korvo cleared his throat. “Um… I wanted to be a biologist on Shlorp.”
“Aren’t you already a biologist?” Terry argued. “Science is like, your whole gimmick.”
“I’m an electrical engineer. I work with technology. I only got to take a few biology courses but my schedule was so loaded since I was a math/physics/engineering triple major, so I had no time to declare a minor in biology.”
Terry laughed. “You sure dodged a bullet! Pupa Specialists had to take a shitton of bio classes, and let me tell you, the only silver lining is the sex unit.”
“There’s a sex unit?”
“Yeah! Meiosis, DNA, best positions, tongue stuff… Jesse was conceived during that unit!” Terry smiled fondly, as if it were a normal sweet memory to be nostalgic of. “Ooh, ooh, how was Yumyulack conceived?”
“With my right hand and a magazine at a lab.” Korvo didn’t realize there was anything more to it than that. “Tell me more about this unit,” he demanded.
“Okay, so on the first day of class, our lab experiment for the day is to analyze genetic fluids, but wait! Our old tree professor forgot to order enough sample genetic fluids for the entire class! But, it turns out that collecting genetic fluids is the real lab experiment! Of course, I’m just sitting there with my lifemate, confused as hell, while the TA’s start to unbutton their robes…”
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Terry and Korvo laughed as they stumbled out of the restaurant together, holding hands and swinging it between them. When Terry asked for their biggest bottle of wine, they sure did deliver. Behind them, the warm glow of the restaurant faded away as they searched for their car.
Terry wiped away tears of mirth with the back of his hand. “So I said, ‘You wouldn’t know one if you saw one!’”
Korvo dropped the car keys as he erupted in more laughter. “Hohoheehoihoiheehoihoi! You sure told him! That was something that you told him, alright!”
Korvo and Terry crouched down to reach for the car keys at the same time. They both groped around the spinning ground until their hands met. They looked up at each other with the same dazed, lovesick look in their eyes.
Within seconds, they were sloppily making out. Terry had so much to drink that he couldn’t even feel where his body started and Korvo’s ended. All he could taste was wine and seafood. He felt Korvo topple over, putting Terry on top of him, straddling Korvo’s hips between his legs. Their tongues swirled around each other as Korvo moaned and dug his fingers onto the back of Terry’s shirt. The sidewalk was cold, but their bodies were hot enough to compensate.
Terry pulled away and fumbled to unbutton his shirt.
“Woah, woah, woah--I think we should, should go home first.” Korvo slowly sat himself up.
“You can’t even drive!”
“Of course I can!” Korvo declared, unintentionally flicking specks of saliva onto Terry’s face as he spoke. “W-We’re aliens! Our bodies… they got high tolerance… Alcohol sharpens our senses!” He pushed Terry off of him and crawled over to the car keys.
Terry helped him up. “That doesn’t sound so right, but I don’t know enough to argue with that!”
Korvo waved the car key fob in the air and pressed the lock button repeatedly, struggling to hear where their car was. “Beep beep! Beep beep! Beep beep!” he called out, as if it were a dog that could respond and come running over. “Fuck, where’d I park?”
Terry turned Korvo around to face their car.
“Oh shiiit, found it!”
Korvo clicked the unlock button a few dozen times, then they let themselves in. Neither of them bothered to strap in their seatbelts.
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As soon as their bedroom door was shut and locked, Korvo and Terry started hurriedly undressing each other. Terry kissed Korvo’s neck as he loosened his bowtie while Korvo yanked Terry’s shorts down and began unbuttoning his shirt.
“Fuuuck, Terry,” Korvo raspily moaned out. “I-I want you to dominate me! Dominate me, Terry! Make me your slut!”
“Yeah, you’re a little slut, huh?” Terry palmed Korvo’s mound. “My fucking whore needs to be taught a lesson?”
Korvo bucked his hips into Terry’s hand. “Yes, Terry!” he groaned. “Teach me a lesson!”
Terry swept Korvo off his feet in one motion and carried him to the bed. As soon as he dropped him, he crawled on top of Korvo and tugged Korvo’s dress pants down. Korvo’s rootstalk was eager to be exposed, wriggling out of its hole to meet Terry’s tongue. Terry gave the thick root one long, slobbering, lick up the shaft and to the tip. “Alright, Korvy, pop quiz--what’s the powerhouse of the cell?”
Korvo didn’t respond.
“Wait, Korvo, you do know what the powerhouse of the cell is, don’t you?” Terry heard a small sob. He looked up at Korvo, who was covering his blushing face, wet and shiny from fresh tears. Terry crawled away from between Korvo’s legs and to his side. “Hey, hey, what’s wrong?” he whispered gently. He coaxed Korvo’s hands away from his face.
Of course, being asked what was wrong only made Korvo cry harder and curl away. “I-I-I forgot!” he wailed. “I f-forgot what the powerhouse of the cell is! W-What is it? I have no f-f-fucking clue!”
Terry hugged him from behind. “It’s okay, baby, it doesn’t matter! It’s just the mitochondria.”
“I-I just… I just feel so dumb. I’ve been waiting weeks for my intelligence to fully recover ever since you hit me with the Dumb Ray, but… but that’s it. This is as smart as I ever was before! And I’m fucking s-s-st-stu-stupid!”
Terry squeezed him harder while he sobbed and wailed and gooblered all over the both of them. “There, there, Korvo.” He knew the drill. Korvo cried during sex all the time--something about the physical release of his genetic fluids seemed to trigger an emotional catharsis in him. This time was unusually early, though. They hadn’t even finished foreplay. “Do you want some ice cream?”
“N-No, let’s continue having sex,” Korvo insists.
“But you’re crying--”
“--Well, I’m still horny!” He tried to dry his eyes, but it was a Sisyphean task.
“Alright, fine, but talk about your feelings while I’m sucking you off.” Terry crawled back over to Korvo’s crotch and continued where he left off--licking the thick root all over, from bottom to top. He began sucking the tip of it, which wriggled slightly as it grew more.
Korvo panted heavily. “O-O-Oh my g-god…” Hot pleasure took over him. “Well, I wanted to be a biologist on Shlorp, but…” He interrupted himself with a loud moan when Terry started deep-throating his root. “Hohhhmygod! Oh, Terry! Fuck, it feels so good!” He felt his root lengthening more and wriggle down Terry’s throat. “Terry, Terry, Terry… I’m gonna--ohhh, fuck…”
Terry gave a small grunt of surprise when Korvo’s genetic fluids began squirting down his throat. He could just barely taste the sweet, floral nectar as he swallowed. There was so much to swallow down. Korvo was always so repressed--he was always too busy studying repair manuals to jerk off every now and then.
Korvo felt dizzy from the waves of pleasure still crashing over him after his release. “Terry, I love y--”
“--What happened?” Terry interrupted.
“Huh?”
“What happened to being a biologist?” Terry asked again. “I mean, you could’ve just not majored in so many majors in the first place, right?”
Korvo grabbed a spare pillow and put it over his face. “It’s not important anymore, never mind,” he said, muffled.
“Korvo, c’mon, I won’t tell you my secret sex techniques if you don’t tell me your tragic backstory.”
Korvo uncovered his face. “Tell me,” he demanded.
“You first!”
Korvo took a moment to decide if it was truly worth opening up about his deepest, darkest insecurities just for sex. It was a very short moment. “I got a B+ in Intro to Biology my first year.”
Terry waited for further explanation, but there was nothing more. “B+ isn’t a bad grade?”
“I know!” Korvo snapped. “But I-I freaked out! That was my first B in a class, ever! And now we’re stuck on Earth and the Pupa could destroy us all any second and it’ll be all my fault because I wasn’t smart enough to fix the ship! And I’m not even smart enough to understand why the Pupa is 670C because I got freaked out over a B! And now we’re all going to die!” Gooblers danced all over their bedsheets.
“Korvo, baby, relax!” He wiped away Korvo’s tears. “Even if you quadruple-majored in biology/math/physics/engineering, we’d still be on Earth because you couldn’t fix the ship. It doesn’t matter!”
Korvo buried his face into Terry’s chest and gave out a strangled scream.
Terry laughed to himself. “I mean, what’s the point of studying so much if you can’t even fix the ship?” He stroked the back of Korvo’s head lovingly. “I was able to fix a lavatic reactor in just a few minutes of reading one of your dumb manuals!” One of the gooblers popped straight into his eye. “Ow! Okay, I’m sorry! I guess the point is, uh… I’ll help you fix the ship. How does that sound?”
The gooblers finally came to a stop. “You will?”
“Anything to get you to stop crying during sex…” Terry grumbled.
Korvo began showering Terry with kisses. “Oh, Terry! Thank you! Mwah, mwah! Thank you so much! There’s so much I still have yet to diagnose in the ship--the catalytic nasprober, the psionic cholecystosanitizer, the carcino-fibrillator, the hexylgraph, the blinkers--”
The list went on and on and on and on and on. Terry didn’t realize how much was wrong with the ship until now. He started to understand why Korvo was so stressed out all the time. Korvo had spent hours every day working on the ship for over a year, and this entire time Terry assumed that Korvo was just bad at repairing.
There had to be an end to this. Terry slowly crawled back over to Korvo’s root, still wet with saliva and nectar genetic fluids, and began sucking at it again. It was only a matter of seconds until Korvo was back to being a squirming, moaning mess.
Korvo rested his hand on Terry’s head. “T-T-Terry, T-Terry! Oh, Terry!”
After Terry deemed it wet enough, he finally gave his mouth a break. “Okay, don’t freak out,” he warned Korvo.
“Why should I not freak out?” Korvo asked, freaking out already.
“I’m gonna try a special Shlorpian sex technique on you.”
Korvo has only ever had sex with Terry the traditional way--humping and twisting their roots around each other. “It won’t hurt, will it?”
“Hmm--well--um---I wouldn’t say hurt?”
“I do not like your hesitance.”
“Okay, okay, okay! So, you twist up your partner’s root into a spiral-cone-thing, tuck that into their root-hole, and fuck it like a pussy, basically.”
The image of it was vivid in Korvo’s head. It sounded so… demeaning and aggressive. “Okay.”
Terry kissed him. “I love you!” He licks Korvo’s root and tries to coat as much saliva as he can on it before twisting the root as tight as he can. This, of course, is not the part where it hurts because their roots do not have pain receptors. With his other hand, he gently pries open Korvo’s root hole.
Korvo groaned. He felt so violated in a way he had never felt before. It felt so lewd to have Terry stretch his root hole open. He bites his tongue when Terry starts fingering him. “Mmghh…!” It hurt so good.
“Damn, Korvo, you’re so tight. Tighter than Honey Boo Boo’s training bra!”
“Oh, shut up.”
“Seriously, you make Terri look like a corner street hooker! Because you’re so tight, get it?”
“Yes, Terry. I get it.”
Terry lapped at Korvo’s hole, then stuck the tip of his tongue in. Breathy moans spilled out of Korvo as he clencher himself around Terry’s tongue. Terry went back to sucking on Korvo’s root while slowly pushing his finger inside of Korvo’s hole. Korvo’s moans crescendoed with every millimeter Terry pushed in. Terry tried to wriggle his finger and stretch out Korvo’s hole as much as he could before squeezing in another one.
“Ahh… Ahh! T-Terry! Oh my god--Terry! Mmphh!” Korvo grinded his hips against Terry’s fingers. “Fuck, fuck, fuck! T-Th-That feels s-so good!” He was close to cumming all over again.
Terry took his mouth off of Korvo’s root and began twirling the root around his finger. He wasn’t one to brag, but it was known that he had the best root-twirling technique in his class. Korvo’s root was, thankfully, very flexible and easily conformed to the twirled form. Terry quickly shoved the root as deep into Korvo’s hole as possible. There was a soft squelch underneath Korvo’s grunts. Terry got on top of Korvo, pinned Korvo’s arms over his head, and kissed him as he gently pushed his root inside of Korvo.
Korvo wrapped his legs around Terry’s hips. He finally understood the human concept of “heaven” and it was Terry holding him down and jack-hammering away at his hole. Within seconds, he was already cumming. His root clenched hard around Terry’s and squirted more lubrication for Terry to penetrate even deeper and harder.
It wasn’t long until Terry cummed, too. His hot nectar filled Korvo up and leaked all over both of their groins. He slowed down, then eventually paused. This was usually around the time when Korvo started to cry again. He rested his sweaty forehead against Korvo’s. “Korvo?”
The waterworks came back. “Terry, I love you so much! I-I-I’m sorry I keep crying d-during s-s-sex!”
“It’s okay, I love you too.” He accepted more tear-stained kisses. “Do you wanna keep going?”
Korvo shook his head no.
Terry got off of Korvo and hugged Korvo and patted his back while he cried. “It’s okay, Korvy… I love you a lot, too! We have a house and replicants and a cute little Pupa--we really nailed this whole family thing, huh?”
All in all, Terry would say that it was a very successful date night.
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the vampire!rhett au nobody asked for! cw for blood and vivid descriptions of teeth being pulled
Link’s never done well with blood, and there’s, like, a lot of it. Here, in his bathroom.
It’s dripping from Rhett’s fingers as he pulls his teeth out.
“Hate the sound of filing them,” he says through an open mouth, fingers slipping on his gums as he finds one of the last few he has left in there. Link’s skin crawls, and his stomach lurches, and Rhett gives him a sympathetic look.
“Gosh, Rhett,” he says, grimacing, looking anywhere but at the red-smeared porcelain of his bathroom sink. There’s a hand print, hiccoughed around the edges, syrupy red and unmistakably Rhett’s.
He shrugs, and Link hears that slick shlorp and pop of another tooth being pulled. It clinks when it hits the rest of them in the glass Rhett’s got them in. He tells Link, “It’s really not that bad.”
“You’re pulling your freakin’ teeth out, man,” Link argues, stuffing his hands under his arms like that’ll help him somehow. “How the hell do you-- How do you just do that?”
“Been doing it since I was a teenager s’how,” and his fingers are making another pass over his gums, making sure he didn’t miss any that that weren’t fully grown from last time he did this, or something. Link wasn’t there for that, thank god.
Link hasn’t ever been there when Rhett’s done this, and it’s--
It’s just as unsettling as he thought it would be when Rhett brought it up one drunken night. He’d said it with such nonchalance then, too, and Link thought maybe it was the alcohol toughening him up. But--
But, no. No, he really just, like, has no problem at all, whatsoever, just pulling his damn teeth out one-by-one.
“They’ll grow back sharper,” he says, shrugging. “They get super dull after a while.”
“And,” Link starts, feeling the anxiety unfurling itself outwards, out of his limbs in sporadic jumps of heat. “And you need them to be sharp?”
“Well, yeah, man,” Rhett says, and his brows are furrowed, even as he runs his tongue across his gums. When he grins, Link catches a bit of blood at the corner of his mouth, dripping down his chin.
Link met Rhett when he moved to Los Angeles. It was a late night at the club he was tending bar at, and Link recognized an obscure reference Rhett made with someone else he was talking to, couldn’t resist laughing when the joke fell flat to the other person.
Six years later, they’re basically inseparable.
Apparently, Rhett only needs to do this every ten years or so, and Link’s silently wishing he could remember if the joke Rhett had made was even that fucking funny.
“This is gross, man.”
“It’s only gross because you’re not used to it,” Rhett tells him, scoffing a little bit around the words as he washes his hands. Once the water runs clear, he sucks in a mouthful and swishes noisily. Link watches how crimson the sink turns when he spits. “If it was your mouth full of dull ass vampire teeth, you wouldn’t think it was gross.”
Another mouthful of water, and this time it’s just a dark pink color. “Does it feel weird now?”
Rhett gives him a look out of the corner of his eye, like he’s really trying to think about something. Then, “Wanna feel?”
“What?” There’s a hard ‘h’ sound in there he can’t really stop, and Rhett snorts.
“Do you wanna feel?” And really, him saying it twice doesn’t help the fluttering of nerves in Link’s guts.
Does Link wanna feel his gums? “No,” he says. “No way, man. That’s gross.”
“Come on,” Rhett says. “It’s kind of nice.”
“’S that why you were touching ‘em so much?” Link asks, and his stomach is starting to tighten a little bit.
Rhett shrugs. “It’s soft.”
Gosh. He’s really--
He’s really about to let Rhett convince him to do this, isn’t he?
“I could blow you, if you wanted,” Rhett says, and he’s turning to suck in another mouthful of water, like saying those words propelled him to look anywhere that wasn’t at Link.
Link, who splutters around a few vowels before landing somewhere around, “What the crap, Rhett?”
Another shrug, but this time it’s matched with a blush that’s sitting high on Rhett’s cheeks. “I’ve been told it feels pretty nice.”
There’s still blood on his counter, and he feels himself swaying just a little bit when he realizes it. His head is swimming a little bit with all of this, and Rhett’s done bleeding already, even though that doesn’t help, really. He feels--
He feels lightheaded, and he can’t be sure it’s all because of the blood.
He’s lilting forward to lean against the counter before he can stop himself, and there’s a, “Whoa, you alright?” before he feels Rhett’s hands on him, holding him upright.
See, Rhett’s--
He’s known about Rhett for a long, long time, maybe since that first night, but he can’t be sure. Nobody ever really believes in this shit, right? Even when faced with it, it’s hard to just accept it as gospel, but Rhett hadn’t seemed like the kind of guy to lie, and Link just sort of--
Well, he didn’t care, mostly. What’s the point in freaking out about stuff like that? It’s not going to change it. Rhett hadn’t ever been violent like all the lore and stories implied, and Link liked him.
Link liked him.
Link met Rhett at a gay bar, and it’s taken him six years to come to the realization that Rhett’s probably into dudes.
It’s taken him six years and an offer for a blowjob to come to the realization that Rhett’s probably into dudes.
Link’s probably into dudes, too, come to think of it. Or maybe it’s just Rhett.
The sofa isn’t very comfortable, but Rhett sits him down on it anyway, and Link rubs his hands through his hair and laughs. It’s inappropriate, he’s sure, given the context of the situation.
“Shit, was Josh your boyfriend?”
“No?” Rhett laughs. “Josh was teaching me crossfit before I puked one too many times and punked out.”
“You’ve had boyfriends though?”
Another fucking shrug, and Link feels himself unraveling, just a little.
“Sure,” Rhett says. “I guess. Look, you can just say no, dude. I was just offering.”
“No, I--,” and he pauses, laughs a little bit again, breathy and a bit hysterical.
“You were so cool about the vampire thing,” Rhett’s laughing, “but the idea of having a dick in my mouth is bothering you?”
“When it’s my dick, yeah!” Link says. “And it ain’t bothering me, I’m just-- I’m thinking, man!”
“’Do you want a blowjob’ usually this much of a debate for you?” Rhett asks, and his eyebrow is quirked and his hair is wild, and Link leans forward to slot their mouths together before he can think about it too hard.
Rhett tastes a little bit like tea, a little bit like blood, and a lot like the right decision. When Link presses inside with his tongue, he’s met with nothing but velvety soft, and he pulls back with a gasp at the shock of different.
“Alright,” he says, decision made. “Alright, but-- but how long before those things start growing back?”
“Two days?” Rhett says.
“Perfect, that gives us plenty of time.”
#i do the writing thing sometimes#me: vampire aus aren't my thing#also me: maybe i should write a vampire au#this is tame it's just very long
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Core Burn chapter 2
Core Burn chapter 2, lets go!
Night had fallen by time Terry, the replicates, and Pupa were done with the water park.
Fun had been had by all.
Well, maybe not as much fun as Terry would had liked to have. As determined as he had been to enjoy the day despite the lack of Korvo being there, Terry had felt a bit of that regret all day.
No amount of water slides and wave pools seemed to fix that. He even thought of Korvo when shopping at the gift shop and had gotten him a mug to drink coffee out of.
"We're back!" Terry called out.
Terry entered the house, holding the Pupa who now had a pair of water park themed sun glasses in it's hands. Another purchase from the water park's gift shop.
The mug and the sun glasses were not the only two purchase from the gift shop. Terry himself was wearing t shirt that proudly proclaimed that he had survived the mega super death slide.
In truth, he hadn't even touched the mega super death slide but if the shirt he wore said so maybe people would think he had.
Jesse and Yumyulack pushed past Terry.
"Korvo!" Jesse called out. "You missed all the fun!"
"Fun? Jesse spent the whole time in the lazy river." Yumyulack said.
"Hey, i deserve some lazy time." Jesse said. "And that's not true. I spent some time in the wave pool. Don't you pool shame me."
Terry wasn't listening to the argument, now realizing how dark the house seemed now. Unusually so.
Did Korvo get caught up with working and forgot to leave the house lights on?
"Is it a little... ominous in here?" Jesse asked, catching on to how off things felt now.
Normally Yumyulack would be making fun of Jesse, saying that she was being paranoid. But then, he was sensing something very much off himself.
"I don't like this." Yumyulack said, subtly stepping in front of Jesse, Terry, and Pupa.
A protective move, even if Yumyulack himself would never admit it.
A short stretch of silence. Then movement.
Yumyulack reacted before he even knew why he was reacting.
Something had been thrown and he had caught something. Yumyulack looked at what he had caught.
A knife. he had caught a knife by it's handle.
Yumyulack stared at the knife in disbelief. The blade had been mere inches from stabbing him right between the eyes.
Yumyulack's first thought was that someone had broke into the home and had set this up to kill them all. With that thought, he was suddenly very worried for Korvo.
He wasn't worried about Korvo for too long as Jesse turned the lights on and standing not far was Korvo.
He was moving in a unsettling way. Like a puppet on strings. His movements seemed stiff and expression strained.
"Korvo be careful! You could have hit one of us." Terry cried.
Korvo snarled, showing teeth.
"Are you mad about us going to the water park without you? Hey, you're the grump who didn't want to go." Terry said. "What are you doing throwing knives in the dark anyways?"
Korvo's eyes were wrong. They were a blistering red. He had not spoken yet and his expression still looked a tad unhinged.
Then he hacked up ash.
It occurred to Terry now to be afraid.
"Oh that's wrong." Yumyulack said.
Making the situation more frighting, Korvo pulled out a glowing blade. One of the weapons from Shlorp that had been in storage. It was long, wicked looking, serrated blade and no one wanted to imagine the damage it could do.
Korvo let out a vicious yell and then he ran at the trio.
"Run run run!" Terry cried.
There was no need of prompting. Pupa held close in Terry's arms and the replicates right behind Terry, the trio started running up the stairs. They were halfway up the stairs when Terry and Yumyulack were stopped when Jesse shouted.
Korvo had her ankle. Jesse was trying to pull her ankle free from Korvo's grip.
"Let go!" Jesse shrieked.
Korvo was not listening. He was still trying to pull Jesse back, the blade still in his other hand.
"Sorry Korvo." Yumyulack said before kicking Korvo in the face.
Korvo cried out and let go of Jesse's foot before he stumbled back down the stairs. It gave Jesse enough time to scramble up the stairs.
Once upstairs they ducked into the attic. In seconds they were dragging furniture over to the door to block it.
"That should keep him out for a bit." Terry said.
It was only then that everyone was able to get a moment to catch their breaths. Only a moment though before getting to the problem at hand.
"What the fuck was that all about!?" Yumyulack cried.
"Why would Korvo try to kill us?" Jesse added in.
Terry didn't have a answer. yes Korvo could be on the grumpy side but he was not someone who just turned around and murdered the ones he cared about.
He was still trying to think of a answer he could give to the replicates that were clearly scared. Terry was scared too but now pushed into the role as the only adult that wasn't going to kill anyone, he needed to not show that.
Terry looked around the room, mainly to try and get a moment to try and calm himself.
That was when Terry saw it. The trail of red gel that lead to the package in the trash can.
A jab of cold fear hit Terry.
Terry now knew what he was looking at and knew just how bad this was.
"Oh shit, stay back you two." Terry cried, pulling Jesse and Yumyulack away from the package by their shoulders.
"What is it?" Jesse asked.
Terry didn't answer her question. Taking care of the parasite now was all that was on his mind.
"Get that blue vial right there. The one with the pills in it." Terry said.
Jesse moved to the shelf Terry was pointing at.
"Is now really the time for drugs? Korvo just tried to kill us! And I don't know about you two but I hadn't done anything to earn a stabbing attempt today." Yumyulack said.
Terry ignored Yumyulack comment as he handed the pupa to Yumyulack and Jesse handed him the vial.
Taking the vial and opening it, carefully he approached the red gel, stopping at every step to make sure the parasite was not trying to move towards him. When he was close enough Terry broke the pill until the powder inside poured out onto the red gel.
The red gel instantly started to curl up. Then it turned brittle and soon was nothing but dust.
Terry did not seem entirely pleased by this reaction despite his clear fear of the red gel.
"Son of a bitch. It is what I thought." Terry said.
"What's going on?" Yumyulack asked.
"Yeah, what was that stuff?" Jesse asked.
Terry was already moving on to the package itself in the garbage bin. It would take more then a few pills to make sure all of that parasite in the package was dead.
"It was a parasite. One from our home planet. How it got here... Korvo didn't have any samples of it I think..." Terry said, half to the replicates and half to himself. "But with how Korvo was acting, he must already be infected."
"Infected with what?" Yumyulack asked.
Terry turned to the replicates and Pupa.
"Korvo has core burn." Terry said.
"What's core burn?" Jesse asked.
Terry was still shaken from the discovery of the parasite. It took him a minute to get his nerves back in order enough to be able to answer Jesse's question.
"It's this thing where there is a parasite gets in you and it starts to burn you from the inside out. I should had know when he was coughing up ash! That's like the number one symptom. That and making the host want to kill everything they love." Terry said.
"Why would a parasite want to destroy everything he loves too? That just seems extra mean!" Jesse said.
"I don't know. I bet Korvo could tell you. he knows this smart shit. He would know what to do if it was one of us with core burn." Terry said.
"Well, Korvo's the one with core burn so we need to figure it out." Yumyulack said.
Terry was trying to stay calm but he could not help but gooblering just a bit.
"We can figure this out." Terry said, very much not feeling like he was in any way having any control.
Pupa slipped free from Yumyulack's hold to explore the attic a bit more. So many things for a curious Pupa to play with here after all. They ended up at the console and playing with some buttons. Their innocent play happened to start the recording Korvo had left.
Everyone's attention turned to the console, all of them listening to the message. The possible last lucid words from their loved one.
Terry felt sick thinking about that. He felt sicker at the instructions Korvo had given if they could not save him.
End him.
How could he do that? How could Korvo even think he do that?
Terry hadn't realized he had started the video over. He paused it then, staring at the still image of Korvo.
"Oh, this is so bad. You can fix this, can't you?" Jesse asked.
Terry said nothing, still staring at the still image, barely realizing he was reaching out to touch the face of Korvo on the screen.
Yumyulack said nothing either. His silence was a different silence. One that was taking in everything and trying to figure out what their move was suppose to be. He had no more time to think though as then the door to the attic splinter open.
Everyone screamed and Korvo entered the attic. Korvo no longer had a blade in hand. He had upgraded to a gun of Shlorp origins.
"Huh, guess he found the door blasting ray. That might had helped last week when we got locked out of the house." Terry said.
"Don't fucking move." Korvo hissed.
Not Korvo, the parasite. It was stealing his voice. Stealing his life.
Terry completely moved. He tackled Korvo. Korvo got a blast off that made the replicates duck and cringe. No one was hit thankfully.
"Get Pupa somewhere safe! And then get the net gun." Terry called out, trying to keep Korvo down and wrestle the gun out of his hands.
Jesse picked up the Pupa and she and Yumyulack ran.
That left Terry to deal with keeping Korvo busy.
"Korvo please! I know you're still in there! Don't do this!" Terry cried.
Korvo tried to bite Terry.
"Hey! No biting! Not cool parasite!" Terry shouted.
Korvo broke a hand free and back handed Terry across the face. Terry yelped and was dazed for a moment. That gave Korvo the chance to get to his feet, hauling Terry up with him and then slamming Terry up against the wall.
Terry yelped again.
Korvo kept Terry held up against the wall, and leaned in to get face to face with Terry. Korvo spoke again, his voice sounding rough and raw.
"My core burns for you." Korvo said.
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Solar Opposites: Unleashed Scene: “Two Long Lost Lovers”
Super Shlorpian Janiz snarls at Godzilla Sisto as she tries to break the chains.
Super Shlorpian Janiz: Let! Me! GO!
Godzilla Sisto: *laughs evilly* Too late for that! I already brought in another monster, who is just a monster alien like you, your brother, your brother in law and nieces and nephew but different!
Super Shlorpian Janiz: Oh yeah?! And who's that?!
Godzilla Sisto: Watch this! *whistles* Prepare to meet… a mega Angel Shlorpian!
Just then, a bigger and muscular Shlorpian known as a Mega Angel Shlropian, with angel wings, a halo and white skin flies in and roars as Super Shlorpian Janiz gasp as she snarls at her.
Super Shlorpian Janiz: Easy there, Angel Shlorpian. I don't wanna fight.
The Mega Shlorpian roars as she pummels on Super Shlorpian Janiz, who roars. Godzilla Sisto laughs like a psycho.
Super Shlorpian Korvo: *offscreen* STAY AWAY FROM MY BIG SISTER, YOU MOTHERFUCKER!
Godzilla Sisto turns around.
Godzilla Sisto: WHAT?!
The Monster Solars arrived as they landed on their fight. Lili babbles.
Super Shlorpian Janiz: Lil bro!
Super Shlorpian Korvo: Big sis! Are you hurt and…. *sees the Mega Angel Shlorpian* is that a Mega Angel Shlorpian?!
Super Shlorpian Janiz: Yeah! How did you know?
Super Shlorpian Korvo: I read about it from the creature book back on Shlorp.
The Mega Angel Shlorpian roars. Then, she starts to wrestle with Super Shlorpian Janiz. The two monster Shlorpian women roars but then Janiz gasp upon seeing a familiar Shlorp flower on the Mega Angel Shlorpian’s head.
Super Shlorpian Janiz: Kimber?
The Mega Angel Shlorpian snarls as berserk tears burst from her eyes. The Monster Solars gasp upon hearing what Super Shlorpian Janiz just said?
Super Shlorpian Korvo: That's Kimber?
Mundane Terry: Kimber? You know that Mega Angel Shlorpian?
Super Shlorpian Janiz sheds tears
Mundane Jesse: Auntie Janiz?
Super Shlorpian Janiz: Kimber...I finally found her.
Super Shlorpian Yumyulack: Wait. How did you know her?
Super Shlorpian Janiz: She's the love of my life.
Monster Solars: Say Whuh?
Werekraken Sonya: Since when?
Super Shlorpian Janiz: Since we were younger.
The Monster Solars gasp. A flashback plays with Replicant Janiz and Replicant Kimber laughing. Replicant Kimber trips on something and falls on Replicant Janiz.
Super Shlorpian Janiz: *voiceover* Kimber has been my best friend ever since I was a young Replicant and it was back when Korvo was a baby.
The two replicants look at each other and blush.
Replicant Kimber: Hi.
Replicant Janiz: Hi.
Replicant Kimber stands up and clears her throat.
Replicant Kimber: I’m Kimber.
Replicant Janiz: I’m Janiz.
Replicant Janiz blushes as the flashback ends.
Super Shlorpian Janiz: I haven’t seen her since we got separated during that destruction that got me on Earth.
Super Shlorpian Korvo sighs.
Super Shlorpian Korvo: I know… she was really heartbroken after you disappeared. She thought you didn’t make it.
Mega Angel Shlorpian Kimber snaps out of her rage upon hearing her crush's voice.
Mega Angel Shlorpian Kimber: *voice breaking* J-Janiz?
Super Shlorpian Janiz: Kimber...
Mega Angel Super Shlorpian gasp in tears and tearfully touches her forehead with Super Shlorpian Janiz’s
Mega Angel Shlorpian Kimber: I-I thought you were gone.
Super Shlorpian Janiz: I never left.
Mega Angel Shlorpian Kimber cries as she embraces her long lost childhood sweetheart.
Mega Angel Shlorpian Kimber: You look beautiful...
Super Shlorpian Janiz: So do you. This form runs in your family, huh?
Mega Angel Shlorpian Kimber: Pretty much.
Godzilla Sisto: UGH! ENOUGH OF THIS! ATTACK HER, MEGA ANGEL SHLORPIAN!
Mega Angel Shlorpian Kimber gasp and growls as she uses her divine angel powers that restrain Godzilla Sisto, who snarls.
Mega Angel Shlorpian Kimber: I won't let you hurt my sweetie!
Super Shlorpian Janiz: Quick fam! Let’s get out of here!
Mundane Jesse: Got it!
The monster Solars run off while Mega Pupa throws a boulder at Godzilla Sisto, that her knocks her out as she starts seeing stars and falls down unconscious. Then, Mega Angel Shlorpian Kimber and Super Shlorpian Janiz embrace. Then, Mega Angel Shlorpian Kimber notices Super Shlorpian Korvo and the rest of the family.
Mega Angel Shlorpian Kimber: Korvo?
Super Shlorpian Korvo: Nice to meet you old friend.
Mega Angel Shlorpian Kimber smiles and hugs Super Shlorpian Korvo
Mega Angel Shlorpian Kimber: It’s so good to see you again. *notices the rest of the Monster Solars* and who are these people?
Mundane Jesse: Hi! I'm Jesse!
Super Shlorpian Korvo: *laughs* Don’t worry, that’s my daughter. Kimber, meet my family. This is my husband Terry, my son and sproutling who is now a Replicant, Yumyulack, my daughters Jesse and Sonya, our Pupa, our nanny Phoebe, Jesse’s best friend Monica, my apprentice Parker and our baby Lili.
Lili: *coos*
Mega Angel Shlorpian Kimber: *gasp in joy* Oh my God, you guys are Janiz’s brother-in-law, nephews and nieces?! It’s so nice to meet you.
Super Shlorpian Yumyulack: Nice to meet you too.
Mega Angel Shlorpian Kimber: *to Super Shlorpian Yumyulack* Oh, you must be Korvo’s sproutling. Look how big you’ve grown. *to Mundane Terry* Oh and thank you so much for taking care of my lover’s brother.
Mundane Terry: Oh he was easy to manage. *seductively* Very easy to manage.
Super Shlorpian Korvo: *giggles*
Super Shlorpian Korvo flaps his wings lovingly. Mega Angel Shlorpian Kimber then notices Werekraken Sonya
Werekraken Sonya: Hi.
Mega Angel Shlorpian Kimber: Oh, how come she is not a Replicant?
Super Shlorpian Korvo: Oh! We...adopted her.
Werekraken Sonya: It’s true. I’m actually a human teenage girl who is now a werekraken.
Mega Angel Shlorpian Kimber: Well, you're perfect the way you are.
Werekraken Sonya: *giggles* Thank you.
Lili: *babbles as she reaches out to Kimber*
Mega Angel Shlorpian Kimber: Hi, Lili. *tickles Lili's stomach*
Lili: *giggles as she touches Kimber’s face*
Mundane Terry: *laughs* She likes you!
Mega Angel Shlorpian Kimber: *laughs as she suddenly starts slowly shrinking down and her skin starts turning yellow* Thanks…
Super Shlorpian Janiz blushes and smiles. Then, suddenly, in a moment, Kimber is now back to her normal yellow Shlorpian self as the rest of the family turns back into their normal selves. Janiz kisses Kimber on the forehead.
Janiz: There’s my Kimber…
Kimber smiles and kisses Janiz on the lips.
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Ultra Opposites Sneak Peek from “The Legend Of The Super Shlorpian”: Janiz and Korvo tells Their Backstory (for @avaveevo and @crazychanuwu77)
Janiz and the Solar Opposites head inside and sat down at the living room.
Janiz: Okay, there is something you guys should know.
Korvo: It’s time we tell you the truth.
Flashback shows Korvo and Janiz as children with their mother.
Janiz: For generations, our family were gifted with the abilities into monstrous super powered Shlorpians. But, only when it is the come of age.
The flashback then shows Korvo waving goodbye at Janiz, who left for new job on Shlorp.
Janiz: I left the other part of Shlorp after I became a scientist and before Yumyulack was born.
Then it shifts to the time the asteroid hit Shlorp and Korvo looks back, in tears, believing Janiz didn’t make it.
Korvo: I was terrified because I thought my sister didn’t make it and wasn’t there to protect me.
Janiz: I didn’t have an evacuation partner, but I manage to find another ship and live on another planet for the last five years.
Then, the scene shifts to Janiz getting location on Korvo and sees Earth.
Janiz: After five years, I manage to track my brother down on Earth and that’s how I got here.
The scene switches back to the present where Terry, Yumyulack and Jesse.
Janiz: I didn’t have any idea Korvo had started a new life. But, I am amazed that he has found a family.
Korvo: But, to be honest, nobody knows about our special bloodline that runs in our family by the ability to turn into Super Shlorpians.
Terry: Korvo, what the fuck? Why didn’t you tell me about your family?! Why have you been keeping all this from me and the kids?
Korvo: You’re the one who didn’t tell me about being a super hero.
Terry was about to say something as Korvo smugly smiles, and then finally sees Korvo’s point.
Terry: Toucha.
Korvo: I’m sorry I didn’t to tell you and the kids before, Terry. I barely talk to Janiz since she found her new job and I was devastated after believing she was dead. So, I couldn’t tell you guys at the time. I even couldn’t tell you about our Super Shlorpians forms because of how dangerous it would. Especially to Yumyulack, because I know one day, he’ll inherit it.
Yumyulack: What?! I’m literally gonna turn into a monster one day?
Korvo: We don’t know yet but soon.
Terry: Huh? Actually to be honest, I really get why you never told us any of this stuff. But anyways, it’s really nice to meet you Janiz. But, I am super sorry I pissed off your brother because he, the kids and I got super powers from a cosmic blast and other stuff-
Janiz gaps in shock.
Janiz; I’m sorry, did you just say Cosmic Blast?! Is AISHA still here?!
Suddenly, Terry looks at Korvo sadly and loses his optimistic attitude after feeling bad for lying to him.
Terry: tears burst from his eyes Oh forget it! I can’t tell you. I upset Korvo enough already! I’m sorry, I don’t think you would want to hear it!
Janiz: Wh-what?!
Terry storms off in tears as Korvo grows shock but worried about his husband.
Korvo: concern Terry?
Janiz: What’s wrong? What happened bro?
Korvo: Don’t worry, I’ll go talk to him.
Korvo follows Terry as Janiz looks at the kids sadly.
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