what if i eat a sleeping pill and drink an energy drink with it

that sounds like half-awake hallucinations

No but really: if you haven't listened to Andre 3000's new album, New Blue Sun, please do. It's really interesting.

Yes, it's experimental and weird and sounds a little like 1990s New Age music, but it's also good because of those things. It's meditative and wandering and not background music. You don't want to let it just sit in the background; you can do other things while listening but you ought to keep one ear on it. (One reviewer said that he could have pushed it a little further and I agree, but it's also really good as it is!)

I think "That Night in Hawaii..." is probably the most "traditionally" structured piece on the album, so while that's the 3rd track, it might be a good spot to dip your toes in.

Anyway, the whole thing is available to listen to for free online. I found it on YouTube (because I'm at work and that's the easiest method).

this popcorn wasn’t meant to taste this good

I aint ever heard of Nutella and popcorn, but I'm glad its good???

i want to brush my bf's pubes he's my little pony

DID I AT LEAST TASTE GOOD??? WAS I SPICY???? I EAT A LOT OF GOCHUJANG SO I NEED TO KNOW

SPICY WITH A SWEET TANG

wait you can put gifs as your tumblr thingy thingy that isn't the avatar? huh. inch resting.

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

Sometimes I wish we would start calling out the performative radicalism on this site for the poser bullshit it is. "Remember, it's always morally correct to kill a cop!" "Don't forget to firebomb your local government office!" "Wow, it sure would be a shame if these instructions on how to make a molotov cocktail got spread around!"

Okay. But you're not killing cops or firebombing government offices. You are posting on a dying microblogging website to a carefully-curated echo chamber that has radicalized itself into thinking that taking the absolute most extreme position on any subject is praxis but that anyone discussing the most practical way to effect actual change is your sworn enemy. You do not have the street cred OR the activist cred to be talking about killing cops, babe.

poetry and musical theater get similar accusations leveled at them in terms of not being realistic, i.e. “no one fucking talks like that” or “people don’t randomly burst into song in real life” and sometimes i just want to take people by the shoulders and say. there are forms of art that are not aiming for perfect realism. are you capable of handling that

Honestly the cliche advice is true. If you fill your life w things you’re passionate about, if you challenge yourself every day, if you give your own opinion of yourself more weight than you do other people’s opinions of you, you will actually thrive. Like no one can tell u anything

cute ocean themed bedroom where its pitch black no windows full of fucked up shrimps and steaming hot chemical vents. the bed is a whale carcass

Oh really? When I was at bestbuy I told the employee "which laptop do you recommend for lots of data programs?" Cause my major required me downloading so many programs for assignments. I'm in shock with how much I have on mine. I was about to tell you that you got a good laptop, but I did hear Lenovo was a good brand.

I'm pretty sure 90% of what makes a good computer is the processor, and I don't think brand matters a whole lot? Idk I haven't had much luck with lenovos, but that might be because I always got really cheap ones. With my main computer I searched for the best processor I could get for under $500 without paying attention to the brand (btw always go for open box or refurbished electronics bc you can get amazing deals. I got a really good phone refurbished for 80% off) and it runs perfectly. I can be streaming a movie to multiple people while talking to them and playing a 3ds emulator at the same time with no slowdown

Like idk my understanding is that having a good late gen processor and 16 or more gb of ram is the ticket but I could be wrong

probably time for this story i guess but when i was a kid there was a summer that my brother was really into making smoothies and milkshakes. part of this was that we didn't have AC and couldn't afford to run fans all day so it was kind of important to get good at making Cool Down Concoctions.

we also had a patch of mint, and he had two impressionable little sisters who had the attitude of "fuck it, might as well."

at one point, for fun, this 16 year old boy with a dream in his eye and scientific fervor in heart just wanted to see how far one could push the idea of "vanilla mint smoothie". how much vanilla extract and how much mint can go into a blender before it truly is inedible.

the answer is 3 cups of vanilla extract, 1/2 cup milk alternative, and about 50 sprigs (not leaves, whole spring) of mint. add ice and the courage of a child. idk, it was summer and we were bored.

the word i would use to describe the feeling of drinking it would maybe be "violent" or perhaps, like. "triangular." my nose felt pristine. inhaling following the first sip was like trying to sculpt a new face. i was ensconced in a mesh of horror. it was something beyond taste. for years after, i assumed those commercials that said "this is how it feels to chew five gum" were referencing the exact experience of this singular viscous smoothie.

what's worse is that we knew our mother would hate that we wasted so much vanilla extract. so we had to make it worth it. we had to actually finish the drink. it wasn't "wasting" it if we actually drank it, right? we huddled around outside in the blistering sun, gagging and passing around a single green potion, shivering with disgust. each sip was transcendent, but in a sort of non-euclidean way. i think this is where i lost my binary gender. it eroded certain parts of me in an acidic gut ecology collapse.

here's the thing about love and trust: the next day my brother made a different shake, and i drank it without complaint. it's been like 15 years. he's now a genuinely skilled cook. sometimes one of the three of us will fuck up in the kitchen or find something horrible or make a terrible smoothie mistake and then we pass it to each other, single potion bottle, and we say try it it's delicious. it always smells disgusting. and then, cerimonious, we drink it together. because that's what family does.

fanfic is so good bc the premise of some genres of fic are just inherently funny. I want these two grizzled crime drama protagonists to have some fucking fun for once, so they go to a water park. I dont care how i have to logic my way into them going there i dont care who has to drag them Theyre Going

What if Pokemon & Animal crossing had a crossover game?!

Made in Blender with old PokemonXAC posts as my reference, mixed with models ripped from New Leaf.

friendly advice from vetmed: I know that when your animal has an infection that is generating a lot of discharge, you want to describe that to the veterinarian, because it’s a concerning sign. that is true. I also know that the most common word for this type of discharge is “pus,” so it’s logical that that’s the word that you’ll use when describing what’s going on. and in English, we often add a “-y” when we’re using a word as a descriptor.

but. the word. the word you are looking for. is purulent.

please stop sending in messages telling the doctor that your dog has a “pussy wound.”