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catqueenofpluto · 1 year
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It's a good thing that I'm not in charge of scripts because Shep would blurt out intrusive thoughts as renegade/paragon prompts. Also, enjoy meeting Morticia Shepard: Spacer, Infiltrator, all-around good egg
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caralynlane · 9 months
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Decided to try to paint with oil, so here is Caraline Shepard in n7 staff:D
I should go.
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sarasade · 1 year
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he brought me back to life but I’m not sure if that was intended to be flirting or not
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camalyng · 1 year
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"I'd be more comfortable if they didn't have access to engineering and the CIC."
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malwa1216 · 10 months
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jaykingingram · 7 months
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I bet Shepard practices "I should go," in the mirror.
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mxanigel · 1 year
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Shore leave? In this economy?
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11 chapters, ~20700 words
female Shepard/Garrus Vakarian
past female Shepard/Ashley Williams, eventual Ashley Williams/Samantha Traynor
occasional mention of blood and injuries
rated M mainly for the sex scene in the final chapter (not necessary to read if that's not your thing)
I can hardly believe it, but Lynn Shepard's Citadel DLC fic is complete! Starting from Admiral Hackett's orders to take shore leave and concluding with a special Shakarian date after the apartment party with the whole crew, it's a rollercoaster ride of angst, banter, shenanigans, and important conversations while considering how much it would hurt to fall through a fish tank. Features all of the companions who can be invited to the party in-game plus Karin Chakwas.
Click here for the fic on AO3!
[EDIT: due to evidence of AI crawling AO3, most of my fics are now locked to registered users only]
Writing this story became my coping mechanism after an awful event in my personal life, and I'm proud of myself for seeing it through to the end. If you happen to enjoy reading this fic, let me know! <3
Here are no-context dialogue snippets from each chapter as a teaser. More under the cut~
“You do recall how to take shore leave, I hope.”
“You hurt Shepard, I’ll rip out your spine.”
“Hey, it worked, didn’t it? And you got away unscathed. Unlike turians, I knew you could duck.”
“Oh, good, a human. I need your help.”
“She’s here? She’s supposed to be dead!”
“Was that intentional?” “Perhaps. As I recall, you like it when I stretch.”
“I took a position I never wanted for the sake of the greater good. For me not staying dead to mean something.”
“Figured it was best to, how do humans say it, rip off the bandage all at once.”
“Don’t you think that’s an invasion of privacy?” “I’m a thief. I invade everyone’s privacy.”
“Garrus, I brought you here to make you a promise.”
“It’s almost too bad the ride didn’t last as long as other Citadel elevators.” “That definitely would’ve been bad.” “Oh? Why?” “I would’ve ripped off half your clothes by the time we arrived.”
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vesperfloyd · 1 year
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the Citadel DLC is just phenomenally funny, like the bit after your clone makes a run to get to the Normandy and seals you in the pod
"Guys do I really sound like that? 😔"
"Shepard aren't you a bit worried about the fact that we're stuck he--"
"BUT DO I SOUND LIKE THAT"
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spectre-shitposts · 2 years
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Random civilian: You've saved me! I owe you my life!
Garrus: Happy to serve, have a good day ma'am. *trots off*
Random civilian: *dreamy sigh*
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Random civilian: You've saved me! I owe you my life!
Jondam: All in a days work. *waves* Take care, and be sure to pay your library fees before the end of the month!
Random civilian: Thank y- wait what?
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Random civilian: You've saved me! I owe you my life!
Nihlus: You don't owe me a thing, gorgeous... but if you'd like to catch a drink later, here's my contact info. *wink*
Random civilian: Oh! I um *blushes* wow...
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Random civilian: You've saved me! I owe you my life!
Avitus: Oh uh... *scratches at the back of his neck* ...you're welcome?
Random civilian: *charmed* ...do you... want go for coffee?
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Random civilian: You've saved me! I owe you my life!
Shepard: Right... I should go. *turns sharply and leaves*
Random civilian: Wait! Can I get your autograph!!??
Shepard: *N7 Speedwalk mode activated*
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Random civilian: You've saved me! I owe you my life!
Saren: *slow blink* ... no thanks.
Random civilian: um.
Saren: ...
Random civilian: ...
Saren: *Walks off*
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chiara-keats · 11 months
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Blasto the musical anyone?
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treecakes · 7 months
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apparently. the maine will be in philly in december 👀
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bekalawson · 6 months
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I’m commander Shepard and this is my favorite social media in the citadel
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axolotleo · 2 years
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BEGGING Ninjago writers to write more prime empire centric fics
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malwa1216 · 9 months
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Name a more iconic trio... I'll wait
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xx-hail2theking-xx · 9 months
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...I'm not okay using you to hurt her. And you... you should be able to expect that same unwillingness to use a friend, that you offer.
okay.
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meavyhetal · 1 year
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