Quick Garrus before bed

if you were a turian i would be complimenting your waist...or your fringe.

shakarian brainrot is back and better than ever because their me2 relationship is everything to me. "Hey you're my best friend do you wanna have sex?" "Yes best friend let's bang." So like we think this is just going to be some fwb situation right? I mean SURE there was some flirting but Shepard flirts with a lot of people (not ones she would consider her BEST FRIEND but it's still cool and casual and TOTALLY cool). But then it totally devolves before it even starts. Garrus "I Get Really Nervous Every Time You Walk Into A Room" Vakarian. Commander "Let Me Just Touch Your Arm To Show You How Truly Casual I Really Am" Shepard. I'm foaming at the mouth. It took them collectively 24 hours for them to realize that they actually DO have feeling for another but neither of them understands it or knows how to move forward with it. And then the night, THEE NIGHT, before the Collector Base and Garrus has completely melted into a puddle. Doesn't remember how to act when you're in a woman's bedroom. Fumbling and bringing gifts and weird misguided compliments. And Shepard just EATING IT UP. AND THE CHEEK BRUSH. THE FOREHEAD KISS. ((I know we like to hc that it's how turians kiss but let's just pretend it isn't)) THATS ABOUT THE MOST INTIMATE THING THEY COULD HAVE DONE IN THAT MOMENT TO CALM EACH OTHER DOWN. THEY DIDNT NEED WORDS TO SAY THAT THEY BOTH HAVE FEELINGS FOR EACH OTHER. I HAVE RABIES RAAAAAHHHHHH

How it started:

How it's going:

What if they had to do paperwork?

(Unlike the other comics this doesn't actually happen in any of the games I'm just a fan of how dumb they all are)

grunt does some mental math

[Wrex voice]: Shepard wants to f-ck you so bad it makes her look stupid

Part 2

Comic Masterpost

objective: interspecies communication. status: successful

Getting around to posting this a bit late but Happy Birthday @milyfaye! Thank you for being a wonderful friend and a beautiful human being xx

Beach day and date night 💙❤️

I've always loved this little message from Garrus ❤️

Thank you @emedeme for making this!

happy (belated) N7 day to Them

take my face and show me what for

the drop zone is hot.... a kiss, for luck. late valentine's day pic 🥰

they're embarrassing

morning hug 🧸

(In the throes of an art crisis I was throwing away every drawing I tried to make. This one is not perfect but it was saved bc it’s EXTREMELY CUTE UGHH).

I was watching Bob's Burgers and...