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999999999inadream · 8 months

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toby fox needs to add like a bit of narration in deltarune abt kris like "they themmed they/themily down the stheirs" cus i cant go on seeing them constantly get he/himmed in yt comment sections

#this is my punishment for actually looking at yt comments isnt it #deltarune #kris dreemurr #maybe im looking too much into things but...#it also feels sorta. misogynistic when ppl default to he/him for androgynous/non binary characters #like ive seen multiple ppl use “well its understandable that ppl assume kris is a he when they have such masculine behaviours/hobbies”#the masculine behaviours and hobbies in question are being a prankster #i shit you not #like they called pranking... masc?? huh #can girls and others not get their silly on anymore??#also like i said before with the exception of like frisk and chara like almost every nb character is masculinised #like napstablook monster kid #god there has to be more but my memory is shit atm and i also have to go eat dinner #but i wanna talk more abt like why it feels so misogynistic to me #i thinnk it has to do with the fact that defaulting to he/him just makes women feel like an afterthought. ig like unless its confirmed then #they must be a guy to be relevant or smth #and also like how much they gender entirely non gender specific things (see: pranking)#ofc it wouldnt be BETTER per se if they imagined these characters as girls but its smth ive noticed and i just get frustrated cus #it feels sexist but i cant FULLY articulate why #i feel like i had the answer a lil while ago but i forgot #i might come back to this who knows #wow ok rant over #for now

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toshidou · 1 year

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18+ ONLY PLS! thank you <33

I can't stop thinking about how pretty Simon would look getting a blowjob. It's a serious issue.

I'm not even being funny, I close my eyes and all I can picture is him slouched against the backrest of the couch, hands loosely guiding your head via thick fingers that lace through the strands of your hair. He'd have his head thrown back against the couch cushion, eyelids closed, mouth parted as rough groans and the occasional grunted praise slips through loose lips.

"Yeah, just like that sweetheart, shit—"

"Look so good with your lips stretched around my cock, love, fuckin' hell."

He'd lose all composure as soon as he feels his balls tighten, his grip turning from soft and guiding, to firm and ironclad. He'd keep your head fixed in place as he kicks his hips up, fucking his cock into drool slicked lips, near growling every time the pushes past the limit of your gag reflex, drinking in every debauched noice that emanates from below him.

And the entire time, you wouldn't be able to take your eyes off him, transfixed on the godly sight that is watching Simon Riley lose himself in the pleasure your mouth gives him. It's enough to have you pushing past the mild discomfort, controlling your gags to let him fuck that little bit deeper into your throat, if only to watch the way his eyes roll to the back of his skull.

You've never felt more spiritual than when he grits out the words you hold as holy scripture, "Gonna let me cum in that pretty little mouth of yours, huh? Gonna be my good fuckin' girl and swallow it all?"

And you would. You'd swallow it all down, his cum, every single stuttered grunt and shallow breath, elongated curses mixed with sweet renditions of your name, the way his muscles twitch in the aftermath of climax, you drink it all down with unrivalled eagerness.

But even after that, there's no powers above that could separate you from his softening cock. You know that. Simon knows that. So he won't try to move you, he simply lets you stay on your knees and worship him; post-orgasm bliss surging through his system as blurry, honeyed eyes watch the way you lazily lave your tongue against his spent shaft, so unbelievably love-stricken by his sweet angel.

#☁︎⋅writing #i shit you not #i have been thinking about this for days on end #i literally can not be normal about this man in any semblance #that's me #my only mood is that one gif of that brown rabid dog being held back by its owner #ghost mw2 #simon riley x reader #simon ghost riley #simon riley x you #simon riley imagine #cod mw22 #simon riley #ghost x you #ghost x reader #simon riley x y/n

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girlcavalcanti · 10 months

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BABY WAKE UP NEW MICHAEL SHEEN JUST DROPPED

#I SHIT YOU NOT #handsome human specimen #michael sheen

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c0sm1cxzst4rz · 3 months

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I think I have seen nobody else doing this so GOTTA DO ANYTHING MYSELF- 😭

#I shit you not #I ALMOST THOUGHT HE'S REFERING TO COMMANDER PEEPERS FROM WOT AND NOT FROM S&M OMGSGGSSSS #autism is autisming #sam and max #sam and max freelance police #wander over yonder #commander peepers #woy peepers #my post #shitpost #???#woy

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peepawdeath · 5 months

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How it’s like being a discord mod:

#discord chat #out of context discord #funny post #literally happens every time #i shit you not

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chaoscallsdummies · 1 year

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I finally finished Frontiers and the final boss was underwhelming to say the least. But like, in a good way!

#sonic frontiers #sonic the hedgehog #final boss #super sonic #the end #i tried drawing planet #okay but have you ever been on a really long flight #and they had those games #that one planet game #where you have to defeat the aliens with your sharp shooter ship #AND THEN YOU BATTLE THE PLANETS THEMSELVES #THAT WAS LEGIT THIS #i shit you not #its real #cc's sketchbook

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midnight-vixn · 5 months

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My stupid brain at all the JJK men who got done dirty:

#i shit you not #used to only be obsessed with Gojo #i walked back in the house and now Geto Nanami Choso and Megumi all live there #they are all warm and safe in my mind #amongst other things….

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xzbat-loverzx · 8 months

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This is your random reminder that some people in Knighton think the earth is shaped like a banana OR like a donut.

#nexo knights #lego nexo knights #shitpost #I shit you not #i keep having to remind myself that this show is a poorly written comedy made to sell themed plastic bricks

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aepples · 5 months

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THEY FUCKING CAPTCHALOGUED KARKAT FREE MY BOY

#WITH THE PETSCOP CAUGHT JINGLE TOO #i shit you not #AND THE CAUGHT POPUP #homestuck #homestuck shitpost #shitpost #i miss when we called memes dank #dank memes #homestuck karkat #karkat vantas #karkat shitpost #burning down the house

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dude-could-you-be-more-gay · 5 months

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Lestat just wants to be EVERYONE’S problematic bi wife

#like EVERYONE'S #i shit you not #those are his aspirations #bitch me too the fuck #the vampire chronicles #tvc #interview with the vampire #iwtv #lestat de lioncourt #armand #louis du pointe du lac #daniel molloy #david talbot #marius de romanus #quinn blackwood #tarquin blackwood #vampire chronicles #the vampire lestat #tvl

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bloodpen-to-paper · 5 months

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I need you all to know that the reason Charlie Slimecicle isn't on Qsmp is because he's playing Five Nights at Freddy's while Ranboo in call explains to him the canonical Springtrap mpreg that happened in one of the official FNAF books

#springtrap didn't get pregnant #it was a man named matt #impregnated by springtrap #i shit you not #his name was matt #liveblogging #mcyt #slimecicle #ranboo #i need a tag for streamers that isn't mcyt

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grilledcolgate · 11 months

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