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The truest tumblr impulse: making your mutuals' activity pages fucking unusable

I asked someone at the village recently if the dairy co-op sold [specific cheese] and she said yes they do, and I said oh I’ll pop by then, I haven’t seen that cheese at the grocery shop for a while, apparently their local supplier is giving them trouble, and the woman I was talking to scowled and said, “the dairy co-op is their supplier and my son works there and yes they’ve suspended deliveries but they’re not the problem” in a combative tone, clearly assuming I had sworn allegiance to the enemy in this dispute I didn’t know existed. It reminded me of how last spring I was saying that I’d seen a really cute foal while driving by [specific farm] and the person I was talking to scowled and said this foal’s mother was a terrible aggressive horse who shouldn’t have been allowed to reproduce and once again I just stood there awkwardly

There are mysterious and antagonistic connections between everyone in rural communities and the only way to be safe is to never mention anyone to anyone else. You say something about a sweet baby goat you can’t discount the possibility that this goat’s great-grandmother kicked your interlocutor’s third cousin in the leg in 1996 and now you’ve unwittingly taken a side in this longstanding feud

he contains multitudes

S2 Izzy Hands fans: I.... I think I'm starting to like Izzy? He's.... hot? And complex? I THINK HE'S MY POOR LITTLE MEOW MEOW NOW? Does anyone else like him or is it just me?

S1 Izzy Hands fans:

Hey guess what bitch!!?? You can be mentally ill and sad and struggling and still be a decent fucking person! Hope this helps 😊

It's so funny watching long, detailed posts about what's canon in DC and how people are characterizing xyz character wrong go by on my dashboard as if DC isn't the publisher that literally came up with the term retcon and also which at one point had so many alternate universes they had to have a whole mini-series event to nuke some of them.

I know that Haibara is a genuinely tragic character but also its so funny how often she sees something slightly tragic and goes "it's just like me fr"

I love the Sun and Moon fandom, because like. Literally how did we get here. How did a character that exists for such a tiny amount of time with such few voice lines turn us all into rabid dogs

Continuing to spread Gale eats shoes agenda

He's just so kickable :)

Star Trek: "We must never, ever, ever, ever, EVER disobey the Prime Directive unless you know, we do it anyway."

i was an artsy queer alt weird kid obsessed with creepy shit & musical theatre in high school & there is not a single fact about hazbin hotel that has made nearly as much sense to me as the fact that this character

started as an artsy edgy theatre kid high schooler’s OC

I understand this is supposed to be Very Cool(™) but I'm laughing because it's just serving this vibe for me:

I can't take it seriously. The man's like 5'5", and the hand that is off-screen is probably shaking.

Has Aventurine killed people and is he perfectly capable of killing again? Yes.

Is his personality in my head the fictional equivalent of a red panda rearing up on its back legs to try to look big and scary? Also yes.

I’ll be the one to say it, I need Dr.Hobbs badddd

Love how Bad had the opportunity to broadcast his toxicity to the entire server in one event and dunk slammed his body into it