[ LITERATURE EDITORIAL SERIES ] Dante’s The Inferno

↳ Lasciate ogne speranza, voi ch'intrate. Abandon all hope, ye who enter here.

tothethief·:

“I guess so. Or maybe It’s a chocolate run.” He said gingerly, patting Akechi on the back before thinking out loud. “So where should we go?”

❝ Ah, I don’t know. You said you weren’t feeling great, so I assumed we would be staying here. ❞ He sighed softly before bending down to fish something out of his bag. ❝ I even brought a couple movies for us to watch. ❞

tothethief :

“Well, it takes some nefariousness to best the cleverest of birds.” Akira said slyly, waving the bar in front of Goro’s face. “Or ya know. A nice smile and fluffy hair. Whatever distracts best.” He smiled, tapping Akechi’s chest.

❝ A distraction? Is that what this was supposed to be? Because, if that’s the case. . . ❞  He had been too comfortable staying cooped up in his own little nest this past week. It hadn’t been until Akira complained to him about having cramps and everyone else being busy that it occurred to him that he should probably get out of his apartment.   ❝ I appreciate it. ❞

« @tothethief : ❝ I will not use it for evil. ❞ »

❝ See. You say that, and now I’m suddenly inclined to believe the opposite. ❞ Akechi scoffed, sternly wagging a finger at Akira, but maintaining a playful grin.   ❝ I’m not sure how much evil can be done with a bar of chocolate, but if anyone could figure out a way, it would probably be you. ❞

“But hardly anybody ever finds out that their actions really, actually, HURT other people! People don’t get better, they just get smarter. When you get smarter, you don’t stop pulling the wings off flies. You just think of better reasons for doing it.”

Gotta update my rules and tags. . .

As soon as my dogs wake up and get off of my chest.

My wife’s Korean practice sentences as sentence starters

1. “I promise to study harder.” 2. “If you wish me a happy birthday tomorrow, I want a cake, too.” 3. “Ready? One, two, three, go!” 4. “I came here to travel, but my friend came looking for a man.” 5. “I’ll pay later.” 6. “I’m so tired that I don’t want to do anything.” 7. “It’s time for the revolution! Let’s change the world!” 8. “I need to contact the president. Aliens are coming.” 9. “Of course I’ll shave my head, I always keep my promises.” 10. “I can’t drink much.” 11. “You won’t be able to come to school tomorrow.” 12. “You have to sit down.” 13. “(x) is sleeping now, so be quiet.” 14. “(x) is out for a while now, so you can rob him.” 15. “Your wife has already started, so join her.” 16. “I will not use it for evil.” 17. “Mother told me right away.” 18. “Twenty red roses for my wife’s birthday, please.” 19. “How fast can you deliver?”

Akira suffering from philosophically charged homoerotic stress dreams.

Also these transitions are fucking god tier.

Akira: How could anyone dislike you?

Akechi: Do you want like an alphabetized list of all my hateable characteristics?

goro akechi for your background needs

Akechi for the lovely Kisara ☆

Akechi and Ren hanging out and flirting in the Proof Of Justice OVA

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Akechi doodle

This is why you can’t romance Akechi in Royal.

Because only rival has no end <3

He... hhhhh.... Goro akechi goes bouldering for a hobby.... wtf.... how... how is this canon...

Let my boy smoke

I'm scared to buy and play p5r because if I see one more bad ending for Akechi, I won't survive.