milky milk milk for homelander
any butchlander fics out there with a cow hybrid billy for homelander to milk?
and if not.
WHY IN THE FUCK DOES THAT NOT EXIST AND WHY DO I NEED IT NOW!?
seriously, this could be an amazingly degenerate idea. but just imagine how much more obsessed with billy homelander would be.
could be a verse with general animal hybrids and equal rights so everything's mostly the same. even one where homelander doesn't know at first cause billy hides it well. could be a simple au with just homelander and billy on a small farm. hell, billy could even be a gift from vought for christmas/birthday in a world where animal hybrids do not have equal rights, causing a shit ton of resentment from billy and possible escaping. the possibilities are there!
and i definitely cannot explain it but the image of a pouty and grumpy as fuck billy with just these massive mammary mommy milkers popped into my head, and how desperate homelander would be to milk them suckers and call him 'mommy', and i'm not honestly normally into that, but SHIT. now i need it!
doesn't even have to be sexual but seriously!
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Who named this Breyerfest model?
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one of the most infuriating things about becoming an adult is when you realize that it actually is 10x easier to solve problems by making a phone call vs literally any other communication method
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the men and boys are innocent too.
we cry "the innocent women and children" to appeal to the masses, to try and force their sympathy, but the men and boys are innocent too.
I have seen sons crying out for their mothers, their fathers, their siblings. I have seen them break down at the loss of their families. I have seen them cling to their dead and grieve.
I have seen fathers cradle their dead children, seen them kiss their faces and hold their little hands. I have seen them faint with grief when asked to identify the dead. I have seen them carry their sons and daughters. I have seen them fasting to provide what little they can for their families.
I have seen men and boys digging through the rubble with just their bare hands, I have seen them comforting strangers, playing with children, rocking them, hushing them, even if the face of such imminent danger. I have seen them cry, seen them grieve, seen them break down into each other's arms, seen them be selfless, beyond selfless, becoming something I don't have a word for.
I have seen the men who are doctors refuse to leave their patients, even when they have no medicine or supplies to give them, even when they're threatened with bombings. I have seen fathers who have lost all their children pick orphans up into their arms and proclaim them their child so they are not alone. I have seen men and boys digging pets out of the rubble.
the men are innocent too. the men and boys are being hurt and killed too. the men and boys are grieving too. the men and boys are scared too. the men and boys are fighting to save their people too. the men and boys deserve to be fought for too.
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girl who needs to ask for reassurance would rather be stabbed than admit they have needs
GIRL GENDER FUNNY‼️ POST MADE BY MOST FEMININE HE/THEY SHUT UP‼️
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You know I used to think "tumblr's absolute refusal to actually engage with the Trolley Problem in favor of insisting that there must be a third, morally pure option that doesn't require them to make a hard decision and anyone who asks them to make a binary choice is just a short-sighted idiot is really fucking annoying, but I guess it's not actually doing any harm".
Anyway that was before we asked tumblr at large to decide between "guy aiding a genocide but making progress elsewhere" and "guy who would actively and enthusiastically participate in a genocide and would also make everything else much, much worse for everyone elsewhere" and the response was that there must be a third, morally pure option that doesn't require them to make a hard decision and that anyone who asks them to make a binary choice is a short-sighted idiot.
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