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Jon Bernthal as Brett Hamilton ORIGIN (2023)

merry almost christmas, remember that holiday movie Klaus that came out some years back with the gorgeous hybrid 2D-3D animation and the revolutionary lighting techniques and the varied and interesting character designs and the beautiful environments and the stellar cinematography, that no one ever talks about or even seems to remember anymore because the writing was so devastatingly 2000's direct-to-dvd disney sequel it somehow dragged the quality of this potential masterpiece down to "just kind of mid"

just watched it again, actually significantly more fun/coherent if you turn it off halfway through and imagine it's all just healthy community building and gay sex from that point on

Anyway I kinda hate how quickly our culture moves on nowadays where media cycles turn over so fast Rachel is officially saying goodbye to a film that only came out three months ago

We need Jensen Ackles, Pedro Pascal and Jenna Ortega to star in a movie together. Their chemistry would be so impeccable, I think it would make the world a better place

FILM RACHANUN as PUNK PLOY in PLOY'S YEARBOOK EPISODE 1

the best acting in dunki is done by srk's hair, followed closely by vicky kaushal but unfortunately he vanishes off the script in about 5 seconds.

I had a dream that I was in the theater seeing Bottoms and I wake up and it isn’t playing in my city until the weekend what if I did something violent

i need to watch lisa frankenstein but i'm like FIFTH on the hold list at the library and if i can't get it this weekend i won't be able to pick it up for ANOTHER TWO WEEKS! and i'll miss my hold window and have to go back to like. tenth in the hold list.

i need to watch the renfield behind the scenes i can’t take it any longer

your honour he’s just a mischievous little scamp

BOTTOMS (2023) MOVIE OF ALL TIME

It’s actually so real that existential crisis Barbie IS stereotypical Barbie.

She’s both, I mean they do say it in the film but it bears repeating: Misogyny ruins Barbie for little girls as they grow older and begin to notice all the crushing standards people try to place on them. Me included.

Next thing you know Barbie isn’t their friend anymore, she’s an unattainable ideal, encapsulating the existential crisis all girls have to go through.

(not to mention that personal journey America Ferrera‘s character went on.)

This movie made me understand why I always related to “I’m not going to have a midlife crisis because I’m too busy having an ongoing crisis.”

Questioning everything is good but the shame and self hatred never came from you or your Barbie toys and films, it comes directly from the patriarchal system we’re in.

i've just watched vengeance (2022, dir. b. j. novak) and i am confusion

Andrew Garfield attends the 11th Annual LACMA Art+Film Gala at Los Angeles County Museum of Art (November 5, 2022) in Los Angeles, California

Andrew Garfield, marry me immediately! I need Andrew Garfield so badly... 😭🥵🔥

my dad recently made the mistake of quoting roy's last words to me and had to endure my ten minute obsession-fuelled dissection of the ending and that scene in particular and all the symbolism. and i have come to the conclusion that i need to rewatch bladerunner NOW. ASAP. or i might actually start biting furniture