do I seriously have to write another lokius fic

do I really

the boyssssss

dead last — it's almost strangely poetic, isn't it? culled first from the herd, and she has the slimmest of points to show for her time. they burn like a brand searing into her skin, like it is a mark tarnishing her name for the entire universe to see. with the cleanly awarded victories with little points awarded for each round she has since been in, the viewers upon earth and around the intergalactic seas would know the extent of her merits and wits, no? that she is capable, that she had everything it would have taken, if only the emperor weren't so flawed in his methods from the start. she would have won — morgana knows this, deep in the swelling depths of her raging soul.

no, she cannot sit still. there is a vessel burgeoning with anger bubbling high in her chest, with so much pressure that she's become a ticking time bomb, ready to explode at any given moment. the passengers upon the ship could hear it in the thunderous clatter of her heels beating against the floor, the howling winds of her dress snapping with each sharp turn down every corridor in search of the emperor. morgana had bullied a horde of guards until someone finally croaked and revealed the location of kayn's personal quarters. she doesn't bother with pleasantries or knocking, nor does she care for the consequences, especially now that his ridiculous little show was over.

morgana barges right in.

" you. you. now, you are going to listen to me, and you are going to listen well, " she starts, vicious in her furrowed brows and snarling lips and fingers that curl so tight that her nails dig into the bed of her palms. " aren't you the least bit curious about my answers for all the questions i could've answered? you owe it to me to listen. " oh, she is audacious, bold and brave, reckless to speak so carelessly and to take such a tone to the emperor of the universe, but morgana is past caring. he will hear her. " i could have been your champion, and i think you know it. "

a lil somethin' for @umbane, because, you know, we want our dinner.

as a former jude's anon, CHANGE IT IT'S LITERALLY BRILLANT

CRIS YOU'RE TEMPTING MEEEEE

GOOOOOOD MORNING ANGEL (I have barely slept but I hope you slept well) 💐💐💐

Imagine Bob asking you to sit on his face for the first time (pussy eating king but wbk that btw) but being insecure about it (thick thigh gang rise)??? He’d think you were crazy but he’d be so reassuring 

“Bob I’ll kill you if I do that I’m not light…”

“You won’t but I couldn’t think of a better way to go out even if you did”

And when you finally do? The last fucking supper I can tell you that

GOOOOOD MORNING MY LOVEEEE!! oh bless you!! i hope you slept okay though! and thank you, i slept good, but late again! 💐💐💐💖

ugh i love this thot so much!!!!!!!! cause i’m so insecure about sitting on someone’s face, but i just know for a fact bob would be reassuring you and praising you like no tomorrow.

i truly believe he is the king of eating pussy and he loves it when you sit on his face, like loveeeeeeees it. your thighs are his favourite part of your body anyway, so you’re damn right.

his hands gripping onto your thighs palming at the soft flesh, making such lewd sounds as he licks and sucks his way to his last meal like a starved man. he’ll keep going until you’re shaking and threatening to fall off his face, the only thing keeping you in touch is the grip he has on your thighs.

i couldn’t think of a better way to go out!!!!!!!! oh i love him so much i waNNA KISS HIS PRETTY FACE 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

i have JUST now remembered the existence of a worm fanfiction (technically, worm/witcher crossover fanfiction, but it can be read with no knowledge of the witcher) that places a fair amount of importance on medieval textiles and their role in society. (They're instrumental to at least one plot beat.) It's unfinished, and idk how correct the textile info is since I know little about textiles myself, but it's really good, especially if you enjoy fantasy - and it's a great exploration of Taylor's early-series psyche. Wolfspider by Sengachi on AO3. If that appeals to you, I'd very much recommend it for after you finish Worm :D

O_O

Mal omg Minho is THE book boyfriend I feel like you’d do such a great job with him! He’s so protective and calming and like quietly sweet and just ugh </3

oh em gee wait you’re a maze runner girl too??? you just keep getting better and better mae I love u!!! no but you’re so correct, he is THE book bf I think I was born to love him. thank you I’m flattered that you think that babe!! I’m always scared to try characters with smaller fandoms / less content but I’d be sooo willing to try

mhm he is!!!! very very very protective (to the point where it’s a smidge overbearing) and like, he has a rough exterior but underneath he’s so sweet and sensitive to you and in tune with your feelings! quietly sweet is such a good way to describe him omg. you’re tempting me mae …… I might just cave …….

auough the urge to draw a trout and make him my header;;;;

someone post the ride the cyclone slime tutorial on yt NOW

Oh my god your style of writing cannot be matched jesus christ ur amazing just wanted to let u know

stop this is like the biggest compliment ever thank you ily

Who is gonna work on the werewolf AU? Someone's gotta do it.

what if i just wrote a crack fic where v2 mike gets the shit beat out of him by s1, s2, s3 and v1 mikes

Maybe I don't feel better

what if i sat in a silly little cafe and wrote a silly little fanfiction for the first time in 10 months

tbh i might just do a part 2 to the best friend’s ex! gojo fic bc i kinda liked that one