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restinslices · 1 month

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Okay I have a request. Can you please do MK1 Earthrealm men headcanons in bullet point format reacting to a 2 week sex ban? 🤭 You can come up with reasons why there was a ban in the first place. Also would the reader fold or the men first?

Took a lil minute since I had irl shit but I finished

Johnny Cage

Johnny's big mouth is the reason the ban happened

Johnny is big on PDA and he shows you affection a lot. It's cute, but it makes some people wanna barf

Someone would make a comment calling you both gross and asking why Johnny had to be on you like that, and Johnny would defend himself

“It's not me! It's them! They couldn't function without me touching them”

This would result in a confrontation and you saying it's the complete opposite and then it'd lead to how much sex you have and then you'd challenge him to a ban

At first Johnny is super confident

Two weeks without sex? Piece of cake! If worse comes to worse, he could always sneak away and use his hand

For the first couple of days it's pretty easy. He's not THAT feral

Once the first week passes, he's struggling

Everything seems to turn him on and he can't get any privacy. It's like you can read his mind because every single time he tries to sneak away, you're right behind him. He's real close to asking if you have a power you haven't told him about

So naturally, he tries to get you to fold first

He tries everything. He flirts more than usual (which is already a lot), compliments you, rubs against you, kisses you longer than need be, anything and everything

You never break and it frustrates him beyond belief

How are you completely fine when he's struggling like crazy?

“You can go two weeks without having sex with me? That's insulting” “No it's not. You're just a big baby”

Needless to say, he doesn't make the two weeks

If you wanna be nice, you can make him apologize then have sex with him after

If you wanna be mean, you can make him apologize but still make him wait the 2 weeks

He's begging you to be nice

Kenshi Takahashi

Kenshi is the one who brings it up

You're all over him and he's ok with that, but you both should be focusing on training. Liu Kang is choosing a champion for Earthrealm soon, but you seem too busy jumping on him

He told you that you two should be focusing more, and you argued that you are focused

You are? Alright. Prove it.

And that's how the sex ban happens

It's not that Kenshi isn't struggling. He is. His determination is higher tho

Remember this is when he's at the Academy and he's trying to restore his clan and get his sword back from Johnny. So he's real goal oriented right now

When he gets frustrated, instead of going to have sex with you, he just tries to think about his goals and the outcome he wants

Your frustration also pushes him to keep going. As asshole-ish as it sounds, it's hilarious to him

Watching your attempts to seduce him and trying to get him to give up genuinely makes him laugh

Salt in the wound because IMAGINE rubbing against him and he laughs at you

Sickening

The more frustrated you become, the more determined he becomes

At some point you tell him you give up

Now I see this going 1 of 3 ways

A) He accepts your defeat and gives you what you want

B) He makes you go on and on about how his focus is better than yours, and he still refuses to have sex with you and makes you wait

C) He has sex with you but doesn't let you finish since you lost

Depends on the day and his mood

Kung Lao

I can see his situation being similar to Kenshi’s but not exactly the same

Let's paint the scene

You're at the Academy and Kung Lao isn't really focused. He's so convinced he'll be the Earthrealm champion but he keeps slacking off

When you mention this, he dismisses it. Yeah, he spends a lot of time under you but he trains too!

That's when you say that if he's not chosen to represent Earthrealm, then he can't touch you for 2 weeks

Him not being the chosen one? Yeah fucking right

…

Well shit-

Surely you're not serious though- oh you are?

He tries to find loopholes and convince you to drop it

“It's not like we had a contract” “Come on, you can't be serious” “Two weeks? That's excessive! Two days tops” “It's not like I just want sex. You want it too. I won't be the only one suffering”

You don't budge

He's frustrated because he didn't get the damn lightning amulet and he wants to let it out but you're not letting him

And his hand isn't the same

He tries to convince himself that he's fine. It's not a big deal. He can make it. Yadyadya

I can see him making it through the 2 weeks but he's so visibly unhappy

And do not laugh. He'll wanna kill you

It's so obvious he's dying on the inside. His eyes linger way too long on you

He took the L at the mini tournament and now he feels like he's taking an L now. Back to back slaps in the face

And you lecturing him about how he could've possibly beaten Raiden if he focused more irritates the life outta him

He gets it! Damn! Let it go and touch him

You do not and he's forced to wait the 2 weeks

Be aware that once the clock strikes midnight, he'll be on you immediately

Raiden

Aight y'all I'm lowkey running out of reasons

And because of that, imma say he just heard about the shit on google. Maybe someone was saying it could benefit the relationship. Idk.

He brings up the idea and you agree to it

Now I don't see Raiden wanting to have sex all the time so I don't think 2 weeks would be that difficult for him

Does he struggle somewhat? A little

And I mean a little

It's not on his mind all the time and when he’s in the mood he reminds himself how little time he has left

He's also training new recruits at the Academy so that keeps him busy and distracted

He definitely wants to have sex at some point but it’s not something pushing on his shoulders

It’s not bothering him the way it bothers the other Earthrealm men

As for you, I believe in you making it as well

Like I said, Raiden doesn't want sex all the time so it's not like you're fucking like rabbits. So 2 weeks ain't that bad

He's also gone for some time so it's not like you're seeing him all the time and wanting to fuck on him

If you're training new recruits as well, you're both busy and fucking around new recruits ain't a good look

The two of you make it through the 2 weeks. Congratulations!

Your prize? There is none

Just a little fun for the two of you to do

Maybe you'll do it again and try to go longer

I think overall he can probably last around a month

Liukang

Before I even say why this happened, let me just say you are NEVER winning this

This man has incredible patience. This is the same guy that rebuilt society and waited hundreds of thousands of years for his friends to come back. Do y'all really think he'll struggle with not getting his dick wet for 2 weeks?

Now why does this ban happen? I'm so glad you asked and I'm definitely not grabbing at straws here- (or is it grasping?)

Now idk the timeline and how much time passed in the game so excuse me if I'm wrong

Let's say the bullshit with the other Shang Tsung happened over the span of 2 weeks

When shit started picking up, Liu Kang thought it would be best for the both of you to have space

He doesn't mean like, a breakup type of break. He just means “hey, we can't be distracted. We should try and give each other space so we can be more productive”

You can be around each other but things like dates, and sex aren't happening until shit is fixed

Now, like I said, Liu Kang is fine

He's thinking about everyone's safety. Not sex.

And that doesn't mean he doesn't wanna have sex with you. He just knows he needs to focus right now

Trying to convince him that he can spare a few minutes to be alone isn't gonna work with him.

“This'll help you too. Your will, your resolve, your-”

Insert other monk type shit he'd say

You can try and try and try to convince him but he'll always say no

He'll hug and kiss you but that takes a few seconds

You can tell him that he spends more time sleeping than fucking but he'll disregard that

You can try to flirt with him and touch him but he'll seem unmoved

In reality, he's definitely hormonal when you do that but he's not clawing at the walls. He could last a lot longer than 2 weeks

Once the bullshit is over he'll do what you want for as long as you want

Might bring up doing it again as a joke but you seem like you'll try and kill him so it never happens

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starry-bi-sky · 4 months

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for clone Danny, Clone Damian

I give you

Edit Clone Talia as somehow Girlfriend of Danny, just think of the comedy

nah brO BECAUSE LITERALLY I HAVE THOUGHT BOUT THAT. Literally since the conception of Clone Danny, I have thought about it. If only for, as you said, the COMEDY of it all. Plus I love writing romance.

Literally my motto for my aus is: A) is it plausible, B) is it FUNNY (and a secret third option C) is it ANGSTY)

Clone Talia would be an offshoot au of Clone^2 because idk how she'd fit into the original timeline, bUT, she'd exist. And to avoid confusion I'll call her Nasra - I thought about Tameka (which means twin) but I like Nasra better. "Talia and Nasra" just flows so nicely doesn't it?

Idk WHY there's a clone of Talia running around -- maybe the LoA made her, maybe n unknown organization who hates Batman and knows he has romantic ties to Talia, and started making a clone of her to fuck with him and then she got nabbed by a portal when she was still Danny's age and in the middle of training. She might be like Connor (??) and have memories and thus her training is more proficient than baby Dames.

Either way, regardless of how she was made, I think it's hilarious if she, much like baby Dames, immediately attacks Danny on sight. She falls into his city and Danny only has a moment to go "goddammit not agaIN" before he's fending off a very confused, very violent Nasra. Fortunately he's able to actually try and talk to her and be at least somewhat successful -- Nasra knows english. although even if she didn't, Danny would still be somewhat successful since he knows Arabic.

Also Bruce and Danny are the battinson bat because i think that is also hilarious and 'wet rat' is STILL the perfect energy for Danny as Phantom - especially in the early days when he's running around in all but jeans and a hoodie. (and god watch me go on a rant in a separate post about his outfit and reasonings for being Phantom when he has no powers later on because it makes me go FERAL. and his active choice to look as inhuman and ghost-like through his behavior as phantom and the decision to wear such a creepy mask as possible)

(like seriously, imagine walking home late at night while danny was still in his early vigilante days (and even now when he's got damian and a better suit) and seeing a skinny figure in the shadows with sunken in black-and-glowing-green eyes, and a bone white, skull-like face, crouched on all fours like a wild animal about to pounce. THAT is the level of creepiness I was going for for clone danny)

In my head, Sam offers to house Nasra and Nasra stays with her. SAm is able to convince her parents to let her stay, or she pulls a Danny and just straight up smuggles her in and her parents are none the wiser. I also think it's funny if they have unspoken BEEF with each other. Only to later become like sisters. Nasra teaches Sam the martial arts she knows, and also Danny joins in too with Damian because goddamn he needs it even IF he's learning stuff from his mom (as per the most recent snippet post I made).

OH AND DAMIAN AND NASRA. I think it's equally as funny if they ALSO have beef with each other. Nasra is a clone of his mother (of whom he might have complicated views on due to being a clone but still is his mother) and Damian is a clone of Nasra's "son". This beef largely starts from Damian's own refusal to want to share his Danny with another clone, especially with a clone of his MOTHER.

Danny and Nasra don't become lovers for a good, long while I think. They're besties first before they even consider the idea of dating -- not only just because of the whole "uhhh our counterparts dated so it'd feel kinda weird and forced if we dated" and also because Nasra, with her newfound freedom, is busy trying to figure out herself.

A big theme here in clone^2: discovering your identity and who you are as a person when the only thing you own that's unique is your name (which isn't even the case for Damian), and figuring out if your choices are your own or because you're a clone and its something your original would have done. Nature vs Nurture and the illusion of choice and whether it really is one or not.

Also Nasra also becomes a vigilante. Danny appreciates the help but is also tearing out his hair because what the fuck is up with these assassins and becoming vigilantes?! Nasra goes by "Nesha". She's similar to Red Huntress at first where she kinda does her own thing, but is lowkey forced to team up with Danny about it because she doesn't have any proper ghost hunting equipment with her.

And then a duo becomes a trio, and Danny is spending more time with her. And they steadily become friends. Very snarky friends who are very bratty to each other, but friends. Damian still doesn't like her so Danny spends extra time during patrol keeping the two of them from making insults at each other.

"Nesha please stop fighting with a nine year old. Wraith, quit insulting Nesha."

Nasra also uses like, weaponry as Nesha which exasperates Danny a little because why are you using swords??? They're already dead its not gonna kill them,,,, If you cut off their heads its just gonna piss em off, its re-attachable. Let him ghost-proof it first too. But well, its still gonna HURT he supposes. He's still a little exasperated.

And MMM i'm sorry lmao im so focused on Nasra becoming her own person than the actual romance aspect of it all. Nasra cuts her hair short for the same/similar reasons that Danny keeps his long - to try and gain a semblance of autonomy and identity that's away from their original. Danny has his alternative rock-kinda geeky look and Nasra's got, from influence from Sam, a more alternative fashion style. Although she still leans into being feminine, which is a good challenge to Sam's belief that feminity = bad, and gets her to unlearn those bad habits since her new adoptive sister is feminine while still being an unapologetic badass.

And ykw I think Nasra gets into rollerblading and loves it. She rollerblades constantly. Damian is furious because skating is his thing (even if what he gets later on is a skateboard - skater boy damian ftw. i can see him wearing flannels and graphic tees as a teenager. very grungy/skater aesthetic. He also has a much more relaxed and teen-y speech pattern compared to DW's more formal way of talking. He also spray paints as his form of artistic medium.) and he refuses to have Nasra be a copy of him.

They will sort out their differences eventually. LMao.

Anyways they eventually do get together, but not before Danny finally has his run in with Mister Wayne. Which, they only meet because Danny starts destabilizing, and thus needs Bruce Wayne's DNA to help stabilize himself. Which that meeting in and of itself is pretty chaotic on its own, but then add clone Damian and Nasra? Bruce needs coffee.. or alcohol.

Because picture this: its late at night, you're on patrol with the rest of your family. It's like, two in the morning. You suddenly get a call in from your butler, Alfred, informing you that not one, not two, but THREE children -- two of them in their late teens and the other one not even ten yet -- showed up on your doorstep. One of them is unconscious. They are all clones.

The girl and the boy are twins - and are clones of YOU - and the girl isn't even technically YOUR clone she's a clone of your clone - and also this clone of you is your college friends' kid. And then the youngest boy is a clone of your youngest SON. Bruce is running across rooftops when he gets this call and does a literal 180 degree turn and touches the ground because he basically did a figure skating turn, and sprints back towards the manor because what the fuck? He needs to check this out.

And then half a day later a clone of your fucking ex shows up on your doorstep demanding to see the clone of you - the boy that is, not the girl - and then immediately gets into a verbal lashing with the clone of your son. Like what a fucking DAY. Your kids are equally as baffled but also laughing their asses off -- except your bio son, who is very unhappy about this turn of events and keeps getting the stink eye from his clone.

Like??? I'd quit right then and there.

While Danny recovers he's staying in Wayne manor and Damian is very reportedly not leaving his side. Ellie has to leave to help take care of Amity Park with RH, and then Nasra is also very determinedly not leaving his side either. This is her friend dammit. The first thing she does when he becomes lucid is insult him, and he insults her back - they're bantering. It's how they flirt later on. None of the Bats know how to deal with this situation.

#dpxdc #dp x dc #dp x dc crossover #dpxdc crossover #dpdc #dpdc crossover #dpdc au #dp dc #dp dc crossover #clone^2 #danny fenton is a clone #danny fenton is not the ghost king #sorry this got so long and i barely even got into them falling in love with one another #satoshy you should totally reblog this so we can talk about this more i'd love to bounce ideas with you or anyone else about it 👀#this is so funny to me personally because like. im imagining nasra doesnt show up unti danny's like at least 18-19 #which is a wild set of 3 years for danny because he finds out he's a clone when he's 15 #acquires Damian at 16 and then meets nasra at 18 #like he got one grace period where it was just him and his new little brother and then BAm another clone #damian showed up by accident but i promise you nasra was specifically clockwork's doing because its hilarious to me personally #CW loves danny but also he's a little shit. i was originally gonna call Nasra's vigilante name 'revenant' but thought it was too basic #also danny not meeting bruce until he's almost 20 is very funny to me. especially since baby dames was with the league for 6 years #beforehand #like what do you mean my clone has been living unnoticed for 18 years. he's had damian for HOW LONG? THREE YEARS?#morally gray danny has my heart ever since my post where he murdered three guys for nearly killing his brother.#nasra attacks danny and yay! he doesn't hurt his hands this time around! he's grown since he met damian. that was also a large part why dee #didn't like nasra right off the bat. she could've hurt him and made his hands even worse.

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gabigabigabby · 10 months

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headcanons | england national team

3lions x fem!reader

headcanons of other countries; brazil, portugal and argentina

a/n: act three; england! this took longer than i expected, my bad ab that! as usual, lmk if u want specific players! i also added emile smith rowe in this bc it's ab time gareth southgate advances him to first team again why not. enjoy 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿!

synopsis: headcanons of the 3lions during the world cup 🏆

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jack grealish

u and jack get along so well

when u first met him, u initially thought otherwise

he likes to party

u like to party

it's just a match made in heaven basically

sometimes jack's brummie accent is a little bit hard to understand

but ur grateful that even when u tell him that

he would simplify his accent to make it more understandable for u

besides checking on his gf hours before the game

he'd check on u as well

he'd always ask if ur feeling comfortable

always offers bottles of water bc they were given a huge carton to deal w

this man is such a sweetheart

phil foden

i wanna say foden is ur best friend in the 3lions

but i dont wanna jinx it

u and ronnie actually get along so well

and u were one of the first people (besides all the man city guys) to meet his newest daughter, true

"true foden... that's what she is" u once told phil w tears in ur eyes

damn u and ur baby fever

when phil scored his first world cup goal

u would be lying if there weren't tears in ur eyes

this man...

he loves his country so much

and u know exactly how much

so for him to be able to score that goal

was such a magical experience

not only for phil, but for u as well

funny guy, man

john stones

what can i truly say ab our barnsley beckenbauer

HE IS THE COOLEST FRIEND U CAN EVER FIND

he'd be down to do anything w u

and by anything

i mean ANYTHING

whether it be get drunk

try to score the lottery

get a tattoo/piercing

expect johnny stones to say yes to that

i honestly think it'd be really fun to be friends w john

bukayo saka

trust me when i say

u were one of the first people that b approached

for saka's spelling school

he told you to spell 'veterinarian' and u aced it

trent, jack and emile were nothing short of SHELLSHOCKED when u spelled it correctly

"i can't believe u aced that!"

"do u guys really think i'm that stupid?!"

and jack goes "YES! that's why ur friends w us!"

to u, b is hilarious

u love when he laughs

he just has that serotonin-inducing laugh

harry kane

like he is to the rest of the boys

harry is like a father figure to u

u have a problem w something

go to harry

exams bothering u

talk to harry

ur just bored and wanna stock up some dad jokes for the future

harry has them

harry's just

that guy

that dad guy

there is absolutely nothing else i can say

jude bellingham

hailing from birmingham

i could only assume this guy's got a lot of town inside jokes

u don't understand ANY of them

him and trent are the duo around here

so sometimes whenever he'd invite u for dinner

he'd invite trent along so it doesn't feel like a date

although u could easily go on a date w him and he wouldn't say anything

u and jude would have some nights where u would switch snacks w each other

u got to try jude's childhood snacks and he got to try ur childhood snacks

u and jude just loved having bonding sessions

it's a staple everytime u both hang out together

declan rice

RICE RICE BABY~~

u would be lying if u told me that song isn't stuck in ur head 24/7

but trust me, it'd be stuck in dec's head too

it would be u, mason and declan running around hopping bars all the time

to the point where some of the guys would get a little jealous bc of how close u, mase and dec got throughout the world cup

best believe rice rice baby is playing in the background everytime the three of u hang out together

"this is our song now" dec once said

dec loves to laugh

and u love making him laugh

match made in heaven

mason mount

u spend so much time w dec that sometimes mase gets a little bit jealous

so now u spend 3 days w mase

3 days w dec

and 1 day w the both of them

mason's a fast food enthusiast

and since u are always travelling w the england squad

u and mase would explore the cities and look for fast food outlets on his off days

mase would usually scarf down a burger

u also would if ur feeling extra hungry

why are u guys just the ultimate duo ever! i'm jealous...

emile smith rowe

i just know emile's personality is somewhat similar to mase

they vibe so damn well together

but if u were there, emile would go 10x crazier that he usually is

leos are supposed to be very difficult people

but emile is the most outgoing, easy person to be around and be friends w

he'd say yes to literally anything

trust when i say anything

i mean anything

he's the type to invite u to a game at the emirates

and then when he sees u run up to him after the game

he'd act all surprised

"omg you came?!! you love me so much!"

"omg shut up, you literally asked me to come!"

i love this guy sm

underrated player and what a lad

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damnfandomproblems · 6 days

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4850 I mean in a way it'd be hilarious, but I can't help but think about all the people who are gonna suddenly be in the line of fire for the antis and purity culture baboons because they either a) keep shipping the characters like normal while acknowledging they're related etc or b) keep shipping the characters even without adding the fact they're related (because a lot of purity culture peeps don't really seem to care about individual takes, they see "this is canon" and apply it to everything regardless of circumstances).

Posting as a response to a previous problem.

#fandom problem 4850 #response to problem #mod sf

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thecarnivorousmuffinmeta · 1 year

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Ok sure Edward flips positions on vampire souls after witnessing the miracle of weird hybrid baby, but what if when the series started the Pope made a papal decree that vampires have souls. And then not to be outdone major religious leaders from all sorts of religions, factions, sects, and cults all chime in on the affirmative. (Probably humanity mostly thinks it's a funny joke that lights up the news channels for a few days.).

Anyways is (alleged) Word of God enough to convince Edward or is he so teenager that he doesn't even notice? And if it was enough to shift his thinking, does his attitude towards Bella's desire for vampiredom change?

Mmm reading this blog i suspect the answer is "No", and that's boring but I just realized. The rest of Vampiredom-- how much are they freaking out? Because I bet that shit would be really freaky to hear about from passing radios and tvs and stuff while you're hunting down dinner. And maybe Edward doesn't change, but I bet the Volturi are hilariously stressed rn. Humans are flooding the internet with ironic vampire memes, Caius is growling every time Jane or Alec shows him one, and Aro has to remind him "No, we can't go kill the Pope, it wouldn't help anything." To which Caius is prolly like "Well it'd make me feel better, that'd help" and I know this isn't the way their dialogue goes but what if?

Tl;dr anon gets distracted asking about Edward's excuse re vampire souls, envisions Aro's having a hard time instead.

But what if???

Aro actually doesn't have a hard time either.

Because what you describe is something humanity itself isn't in any way taking seriously. No one suddenly believes in vampires, you just have a troll of a Pope telling the Catholics "vampires have souls now" and the Catholic religion likely being thrown into chaos as a) the Pope has just told everyone to accept the vampires b) If vampires do exist they're blood sucking murderous demons that the pope... told them to accept.

What's on the news is mayhem in the Catholic religion and the entire universe making fun of them.

As for all other religious leaders doing it... trouble is that other religions aren't necessarily set up the same way. Protestant Christianity, for example, rejected the idea of a Pope entirely and has no central authority/no religious figure closest to God.

So, even if the Dalai Lama is telling the Tibetan monks to accept our brothers the vampires, it wouldn't be the widespread word of god you're envisioning.

The Pope doing this alone would generate so many memes. So many.

But back to your question, Edward neither notices nor cares. He doesn't practice any of these religions, humans are stupid and uninformed and have no idea what a vampire even is, he's the one who lives it and has no reason to listen to these random world religious leaders. (Edward, it's worth being said, isn't actually that religious in the traditional sense. Edward has facets of religion that he uses to reinforce the narrative he already likes about the world, namely that he himself is a damned soulless monstrosity. Edward notes to Bella he doesn't necessarily believe in a God. He just believes in the part where he's an abomination against nature.)

As for the Volturi not caring, humanity genuinely (and not shitposting) believed in demons as a whole until quite recently. In canon we still see cultures very aware of the vampire and very in the know. Carlisle himself died chasing what he knew was a vampire out of London. The secret is a means to enforce vampires not eating fucking everything: not necessarily to be a grand secret kept at all costs.

So, humans think what they think is vampires have souls now because the Pope said something. Aro probably sighs as vampires may seek to take advantage of this thinking the secret's over now and it's all cool if they eat a village, "I have a soul now! The Pope absolves me of my sins personally!" The Volturi has to work a little harder but... not harder than usual. The most I can see from Aro is just standing around with his hands in the air wondering why, why, would the Pope say this.

#twilight #twilight meta #twilight headcanon #twilight renaissance #the volturi #aro #edward cullen #tw religion #meta #headcanon #opinion

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tblsomedoodles · 1 year

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Little Dee collecting turtle stuffies and modifying them to look like his brothers is too much.

It'd be adorable if he unconsciously favored them in different ways: Red would be when he's scared, because protective older brother. Blue would be for when he's lonely or, like shown, when he's feeling sick; maybe he occasionally chirps at the Blue stuffy.

Idk what he would hold Orange for... maybe when he's bored? It's supposed to be for his little brother.

No, wait, Orange is his rubber ducky! If you know, you know, but he uses his Orange stuffy to figure out why one of his or Uncle Don's experiments don't work.

oh me gosh yes! This is so cute!

And yes! Dee would definitely do their little twin chirp at the Blue stuffy on occasion, much to the confusion of his papa and uncles. Like they can't figure out what it means, or why this specific chirp is only ever aimed at the one stuffy. it's probably not until they're reunited and the twins are chirping back and forth from different rooms (to make sure each other are still there) that they realize, oh it was for his twin.

Thank yoU!

I did see a few out there, but the idea of Raphie making Dee one himself is just too cute lol.

like after they realize Dee has siblings(and Dee's not sick) Raphie probably asks him if he would like plushies of the other two as well. So they spend hours on the computer looking through turtle stuffies, trying to find the ones Dee thinks looks enough like his brothers to want.

They find one for Orange, this little thing only a little bigger than a TY. But it's the right coloring and Mikey puts the spots are right where Dee wants to be.

But for Red, there just isn't anything that Dee likes. So Raphie has him pick out the colors and tries his hardest to make sure it's how Dee wants it. It ends up huge, the limbs not quite matching and the eyes a bit lopsided, but, as you said, Dee loves it.

Thank you!

Oh definitely. The paint would come off almost immediately, maybe only leaving a bit of staining behind. But Mikey would insure those marks were replaced with something that wouldn't fall off in the wash (i imagine Dee is hovering nearby, watching him as he works and waiting to get it back.)

Thank you!

They were very much comfort items for him. And i'd think he would be pretty upset about loosing them (even given the fact that the real turtles are right there lol.)

As for Leo finding them? I think Leo would find it both heartwarming to know his brother missed them enough to decorate turtle plushes to look like them, but also absolutely hilarious.

And yes! I could see that! like Leo's down the hall and finds what he thinks is Dee's room (bright purple blanket blocking the door, it has to be) so he calls to Dee about it, not expecting his twin to stop mid-conversation to come sprinting down the hallway and block him from entering. He then spends the next five minutes trying to get past Dee so he can see what his twin is hiding in his room.

He does not expect to see three, very worn turtle plushies of varrying sizes, sitting on the bed, looking suspiciously like them.

He then spends the next ten minutes lightly teasing Dee about how he couldn't claim he didn't miss them anymore b/c the evidence was right there.

Thank you!

Exactly this! : )

thank you!

Very much so!

Thank yoU!

Raphie recognizes those red stripes immediately lol.

Thank you!

#asks #tmnt #rottmnt #adopted donnie au

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Chip N Dale Rescue Rangers: Double 0' Chipmunk Review (Comission for RainbowSixVegasSamurai)

Hello all you happy rangers and it's a new day yes it is because I got a comission from a new person. Always lovely. Longtime fan first time comissioner rainbowsixvegas samurai wanted me to take a look at some cccchip n dale, with it's 007 spoof Double O Chipmunk.

Admitely.. i'm not a huge spy fiction guy. It's just not a thing I seek out outside of mission impossible. So you'd THINK this would be a weird fit for me. And while it kinda is there is one part of it I have a small soft spot for: parodies. I watched archer for some time, I loved the film Spy, and as for the soundtrack to the musical spies are forever

I don't seek them out persay, but I can enjoy them as the tropes of the genre are woven into the pop culture and they have a hightned goofiness to them most modern spy stuff, trying ot be more realistic, dosen't have. So I was fine with covering one and seeing what chip n dale brought to the table. And the premise is pretty neat: Dale watches a ton of the CND universes Bond parody and wants to try and apply that to rescue rangering and it swerves into another neat plot from there. Does it work or is it shaken not stirred? let's find out.

The setup is simple but effective: Dale and Zipper are watching a Dirk Suave, Double'O Super Spy film. And it has easily the worst part of the episode: Odd Shoe, Dirk's cowardly racist caracture of an asian person who works as his sidekick. Bond films certainly had their racisim but .. this was never a thing and I struggle to think why the writers here thought it was a good thing to ad. I'd just.. like to go one disney afternoon review that isn't goof troop without slamming head first into casual late 80's racisim

The rest of the episode thankfully isn't.. anything like that and we get into the main meat nice and quickly: Dale's been watching these films a lot and Chip, as usual is just a tad pissy about it. In this case he's mad Dale didn't go with them to look for cases at the police station. Which is just a hilariously .. weird statment for me. I had to look it up and see if they really have that many human related cases and well, they do, so looking for weird crimes involving animals makes more sense than It hought. That said Chip being pissy at Dale for not going when A) he'd have to know Dale wasn't going up front and it dosen't come off like Dale lied about why he wasn't going and B) This REALLY isn't a 4 person operation. You need ONE of them at a minimum, probably 2 in case they find a case in progress and need to go NOW.

In fact having someone at your HQ when your not on a mission and your public figures with a known headquarters, is just.. smart. It's the reason the avengers in the comics have Jarvis the butler. I mean Dale could be doing something to actually help out while their there, true, but it's weird Chip assumes they all have to be there to talk to clients and set up missions. He's basically the team's leader: it's HIS job to meet with clients unless he has better buisness. It's something I can see even in say Helluva Boss: Blitzo may be a lot of things and most of those are a hot mess.. but he's not handled the

Side of things exactly one episode I can think of and he was understandably worried about his sister. If Chip dosen't want to formally say he's in charge because Dale would throw a fit fine but then don't get pissy when Dale dosen't do what you'd rathe rhim do like study a crime file or something, especailly when that something DOSEN'T require him.

Not only that while Dale is spending tons of time watching movies.. he IS actually planning to help the buisness, suggesting they take the super spy tricks from the movie and apply them to their stuff. Is it the BEST buisness strategy? Not really and I get Chip dismissing it to a point: It'd be a possible waste of time and resources. I'm really more sore for Chip's reason for disliking it: it's because Dale thinks it's a good idea.

So Dale naturally tries to prove chip wrong. And the how is well done in how bad an idea it is: he tries to dick around in gadget's lab and make the gadgets. Naturally this goes caca with his wrist gas grenades just falling off and his helicopter pack blowing upa nd everyone laughs at him... and the poor guy runs out while Chip is just happy to be right.

Gadget goes to comfort him but Dale's convinced becaues he screwed this bad idea up.. hes' just a screw up and no one respects him. Which is quite sadly a mood for me. Granted he did screw up but in my eyes it's not just the failure... it's the laughter. It's the fact Chip.. dosen't take him seriously. We see both sides as Chip, while annoying, does have a point Dale dicks around a lot.. but Dale was GENUINELY trying to help> He reminds me of Hank Venture: his heart is in the right place but his head is in some weird parallel dimension that only makes sense to him. It's an objectively stupid plan, but what makes you feel for Dale is what it meant for him: in a team where the others are his detective best friend, gorgeous genius crush and badass aussie, it's hard to not feel he has no real role here.

Gadget feels bad and decides to help. Her plan is an old sitcommy standby: fake a mission so Dale feels better. It's the kind of plot you've seen a million times and just gets boring. It only works here because the work is old enough. Not old enough for it to have NEVER been a trope but old enough to be before Spongebob did it better or a million other things ran it into the ground.

So as seen in the article image, Gadget shows up playing her femme fetale sister and sends dale on a mission to get microfilm. She also kisses him deeply. And this episode must be the holy grail for Gadget and Dale shippers. The attempts to comfort him, doing this whole scheme, kissing him really damn hard, even if it's for the bit. And honestly out of the two options in the main love triangle.. Dale just fits her better. He's got this loose weirdo energy that fits her spaciness. Chip just seems updight.. and also gets horribly jealous over this even though his bullying is the whole reason this game happened. As you'd expect, some real spies show up for a real microfilm, it gets mixed up, Dale finds out it's a game but still thinks it's real and plans to mess with them only to end up in a real thing. This part of the episode is ab it weak if you've seen enough of these. While using this cliche dosen't hurt most of the episode as the disguises are fun enough as is Gadget's hastily made double o gadgets for the first part, it does hurt this portion.

So our heroes end up inside a giant doomsday weapon. The spies finallyr ealize dale REALLY thinks this is a game after everyone tried to tell them that, and this is really what helps the use of this cliche and makes the episode: the fact instead of INSTANTLY getting that "shit this is real moment" the villians actually get to use this to their advantages. Our heroes escape in time of course to avoid getting blasted when Dale turns the rat's bosses super tank on, but it's still neat to see some sort of twist.

So Dale pilots a tank with his mind to chase the spies

Chip apologizes, our heroes win and beat the spy. And this episode is .. alright. It's not the greatest bit of storytelling, Chip's a bit of an asshole, and the plot i've seen a billion times but it's charming. And not just because of that gadget outfit. It's got a sense of fun to it, it's not reallyt aking this plot too seriously, has a nice twist on it, and it's fun seeing the hastily made gadgets gadget whipped up. It's not a bad watch, it's just nothing incredible.

Thanks for reading

#chip n dale rescue rangers #double o dale #007 #james bond #chip #dale #gadget hackwrench #monterey jack

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i love and adore R/onance (censored so it doesnt show up in anyone's search bc this post isnt about them) BUT imagine: Robin x Chrissy.

Not just because the ship name i'd pick for it is Chrobin and that sounds funny to me but ALSO imagining Chrissy and Eddie being besties like Robin and Steve and they're BOTH jealous of the others because they're misunderstanding the nature of their friendship xD

Also Chrissy helping him graduate because she NEEDS him to get out of high school and away from the Hellfire kids because all he does is complain about them talking about Steve which ends in long rants and Chrissy's just like

"I dont get paid enough for this"

but she's too nice to EVER point it out so of course she's just like "wow yeah they ARE so inconsiderate. yeah how dare they talk about Steve. yes his eyes are very pretty"

This meaning Eddie shows up to Chrissy's performances and Lucas's games which means he keeps running into Steve which continues the cycle.

Adding onto the fact this is where Chrissy meets Robin for the first time and has to put on her clown make up. Chrissy and Eddie taking turns talking about Steve and Eddie. like Chrissy "ok your fifteen minutes are up let me talk about her" Cunningham and Eddie "there's no way that was fifteen minutes you're bullshitting me" Munson and the whole time they're braiding each other's hair

Plus the moments when Chrissy feels unsafe at home so she crashes at Eddie's place. Whenever Wayne is there, he cooks up a fast meal for them. They all smoke pot together and watch cheesy b-rated horror flicks.

Also Dustin has swept one upperclass neglected/abused rich kid under his wing as a de facto parental figure, he will do it again

Chrissy doing a cheerleader flip or whatever, making direct eye contact with Robin (who is looking respectfully) and WINKING

Eddie being like "You know who almost misses her queue after being winked at by a girl?!"

Steve being like "You know who winks at a girl after showing off a flip?!"

And when all the supernatural stuff comes to light Chrissy is like. well shit, someone get me a purple palm tree delight. (jonathan still met argyle someone because i said so).

Chrissy and Robin end up accidentally going on a first date when Steve and Eddie set them up abandon them to babysit the kids who somehow got wind that they were going into town and followed. Chrissy and Robin hit it off because Robin was NOT expecting her to be so nice and Chrissy thinks everything she says is utterly hilarious charming which has Robin like "jesus h christ is this what game with the girls feels like is this what steve felt like -" and they each learn each other's favorite song

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Which WILL result in a moment where Robin has to sing "like a songbird" because WHY ELSE IS SHE NAMED AFTER A BIRD IF NOT TO SING (joking. kinda.) and save Chrissy.

Idk, I just think it'd be neat.

#chrissy cunningham #robin buckley #chrissy x robin #stranger things

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ROTPL Cynthia X OC Part 12

I found her sitting up against the back door, head down with her knees pulled up to her chest. I didn’t really know what to do, I don’t think anything could have made that better, so I just sat next to her and put my head on her shoulder. “Gil’s right. Why can’t I just act like a normal girl?” That is the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever heard. I sat up and looked at her, “Gil is not right. Gil has never been right about anything in his entire life.” She won’t look at me, instead, she just stares at the carpet in front of her so I continue, “Do you remember when we were 8 and some guy tripped me, making me fall in the mud and ruining my favorite dress?” Cynthia finally looked at me and laughed, “Yeah and I kicked his ass.” “You tried, I wouldn’t say you succeeded.” “He was two years older than us I had no chance! Why’d you bring that up?” “ Because I thought I’d make you laugh. And you at least tried to avenge me. And you’d do it over and over for the next 5 years. So screw Gil and what he said, you’re Cynthia, and you’re pretty perfect just the way you are.”

“Hey,” I heard a voice and looked up to see Jane, Nancy, and Olivia. Cynthia and I jumped up and Cynthia asked if Jane went through with exposing Buddy. “I couldn’t.” Jane replied “Why not? He just has to go down.” Cynthia asked. Jane replied “Well, that's just it. It wouldn't be him who goes down. It'd be Susan. He cheats on a test, he's cool. He smokes reefer, he's cool. He goes all the way with Susan, he's cool.” “And she's a slսt.” I realized. “Just like people said about us,” Olivia said, making eye contact with me and Jane. “I don't understand girls!” Cynthia suddenly burst out making us all look at her. “What? If Buddy did to me what he did to you, he'd be home crying to his mommy right now with a fat lip.” “Cynthia-“ I started before getting cut off by Olivia saying, “I should probably get home before my mom finds out I snuck out.” “But it’s barely 11.” Nancy protests. I go to stand by Nancy to tell her we could go hang out somewhere but Cynthia grabs my hand and pulls me in the opposite direction, “Yeah, let's make like a tree and leave. I don't want to see Gil's rat face either.”

Everyone stopped in their tracks when Nancy let out a dramatic groan, “You know, I was excited about coming to this party tonight because I thought we would all have fun, but instead, all any of you have done all night is obsess over stupid boys.” “Don't look at me,” Cynthia said. I let go of her hand and went to stand by Nancy saying, “You are not better than any of us Cyn, You spent the whole night obsessed with impressing the T-Birds... boys.” “Yeah, because none of you laugh at any of my jokes, and I'm hilarious. But I guess I'm too girl to be one of the boys and too boy to be one of the girls. I give up. I'm out of here.” She started to storm off when I grabbed her hand making her turn back around, “Hey, you do not need the T-birds, and you do not need the approval of anyone else. And I promise I will start laughing at all your jokes, even the unfunny ones if it means you’ll stay here with me.” She looked at me for a second before sighing and turning back to the group.

“Are you kidding? I've kissed every boy at this party.” Nancy said catching all our attention, followed by a chorus of “Huh? What?” From Jane, Olivia, and Cynthia. “Back in junior high, we had these parties all the time. Edith Ellen and I went to dozens. That’s where I met Ella and all those Soc guys were there. Kissing is fine. It's a lark. But the best part was creating a brutal rating system with your friends afterward.” “Ah, yes, I remember it fondly,” I said going over to sit with Nancy. “So... you kissed Buddy?” Jane asked “Like 15 times. Solid B minus. Just being honest. Now everyone takes boys so seriously. Just imagine how fun this party would be if we could go backwards, and do it all without boys.” We sat in silence, thinking about what Nancy had said. I thought about sitting on Cynthia’s porch talking about anything and everything, about petting Dot’s bunnies and rating all the candy her dad came out with last month, about designing dresses with Nancy and discussing books with Olivia-

“Yeah. Sounds nice” Olivia said, bringing me back down to earth. Cynthia, standing by the glass door to the living room and getting our attention, said “Hey. Come look at this.” We all stood by her and watched Neil and two of his friends pouring some sort of alcohol into Dot’s punch bowl. “This is really low, even for those bottom feeders.” Said Nancy. “Boys will be boys,” Olivia added sarcastically. “Maybe we can't prove that Buddy's not a good guy, but we can do something about these jerks right now,” Jane said, and soon enough our plan was created:

I would convince Neil to bring him and his friends down to Dot’s dad’s study where Jane and Olivia would be waiting. I found the key to the liquor cabinet and Nancy found the castor oil in the medicine cabinet upstairs. From there Jane and Olivia would get the boys to drink and we would make our escape, locking them in the study.

There was a loud pounding coming from Dot’s dad’s study; “Open the door!” “Let us out!” “What's the big idea?!” the boys yelled. “The idea is you spiked the punch with alcohol. So we spiked your alcohol with castor oil” Jane replied. “But don't worry, its a safe but effective dose” Nacy continued. “Let us out of here! It’s not funny!” They kept yelling. “You’re right. It’s not funny to put something in someone's drink that makes them lose control of their bodies.” Oliva said. Cynthia grabbed my hand and we all ran out of Dot’s house, but not before hearing Neil yell, “Let us out, you Pinko Tramps!” Which just made us laugh more. We had been running in a close group, arms around each other laughing, when we parted I was very aware of Cynthia keeping her arm around me.

Olivia was the first of us to speak once we were out on the street, “Excellent work, Pinko Tramps”. “The Pinko Tramps?” Nancy started, “Now that. Is a jacket” Jane replied “I mean why not? People already think we're such bad girls.” “We’re not girls, we’re ladies” Cynthia joked. We all laughed and continued on our trek home, all except Jane who stopped in her tracks and simply said “The Pink Ladies”. That stopped us all in our tracks. Jane, Nancy, Olivia, and I made eye contact and smiled before looking to Cynthia. When I turned to her we were a lot closer than I thought we’d be. We locked eyes for what couldn't have been longer than a second but it felt like an eternity before she looked away from me and toward the other girls, “I’ll think about it. On a trial basis.” We all laughed and continued on our way.

“So Jane, do you think a Pink Lady could become president?” Oliva asked. “I've spent so much time just trying to prove that I'm the good guy and Buddy is the bad guy, but I'm realizing that maybe sometimes, you got to be bad to do good.” “You know,” I started, “that's not a bad campaign slogan. For the leader of a girl gang.” Then it was Nancy’s turn for a great idea, “Anyone for stopping by the school?”

Once in the school, we got into the art room and got every pink marker we could find and got to work writing “vote pink” on every Buddy poster throughout the school. After doing my section of the hallway, I got into Ms. Mcgee’s office, grabbed a notepad and wrote “Sometimes you have to be bad to do good- Ella Bartlett”. Then we headed out. “Hey, what was that about?” Cynthia asked after walking the others home. “It’s Mcgee, she keeps blaming you all for things but then when I help or participate she says I didn’t do anything or that she couldn’t prove it. It’d be pretty hard to disprove my name written in my handwriting.” “You are the perfect model student; great grades, no detentions, you’re parents have money. They give more chances to people like you who fit the mold.” “I guess I fit it enough that I’ve been able to shove myself in the rest of the way. I had to. But being with you and Jane and Nancy and Olivia, I don’t want to shove myself into a mold anymore. I guess I felt like the first step to that was to get Mcgee to believe I could do something… unorthodox?” “Bad, you wanted to do something bad, stop using big words when you don’t have to.” Cynthia said making me let out a small laugh, she continued, “but I’m glad you’re here. With me.” We both stopped and looked at each other, making direct eye contact longer than I would normally feel comfortable with any other person. We have got to stop doing that, it gives me the strangest feeling.

I was the first to look away and I realized we had stopped right in front of my house. “Goodnight Cynthia.” I said as I started to walk up my driveway, “Goodnight Ella”. As soon as I entered my house I was met with my mom, “How was Dot’s?” How was Dot’s? Horrible. Amazing. “Fine. Friends. Games. Candy. Night!” I said running up to my room.

I sat there, in my bed trying to sleep but really just rethinking the past couple of days’ events: The drive-in, reuniting with Cynthia, Stealing Gil’s car, Cynthia grabbing my hand and dragging me out of the school, unintentionally getting the girls out of detention, Cynthia’s arm around my waist helping my walk, spin the bottle, holding Cynthia’s hand while comforting her, running out of Dot’s house laughing with all the girls, Cynthia’s arm around me,the pink ladies, Cynthia being so close to me. The Pink Ladies. Cynthia.

The next morning we were all called into McGee’s office. “I've decided that I have too much to do without having to keep an eye on you girls every day after school, so no more detention. You are all still being punished.” She first looked at Cynthia, “Since you showed such a flair for the theatrics yesterday, you're going to join the thespians so you can learn how to act like a lady.” “No way. Those kids have their heads so far up their own asses, I'm surprised they can walk straight.” Cynthia replied, horrified. Ms. McGee just moved on, “Olivia, you seem to enjoy filing, so I'm making you my office assistant. You can start with those. Jane, I got reports of you roaming the halls yesterday, so I figured I'd better give you this to do it in.” “A hall monitor? But everybody in school hates them.” “Good luck courting votes while you're writing tardy slips. And you.” She said addressing Nancy, “Well, I ran out of jobs, so you will help me out with whatever I need whenever I need it.” “Can we start with a wardrobe makeover?” Nancy said, making us all laugh, well, except Ms. Mcgee, “and Ms. Bartlett, since you’ve shown such an interest in trying new things, you’ll be spending your free period helping in the auto shop. And with that, you’re dismissed.” We all walked out into the hallway defeated.

“This is the worst day of my life,” I said. “Maybe I can change that,” Nancy said lifting her bag, implying the importance of the contents. “Yeah, what you got in that thing? A dead body?” Cynthia asked. “No. Even better. Come on.” She pulled us into an empty classroom and unveiled the Pink Ladies jackets. They were perfect and when we put them on I felt more like I belonged than I have in my entire life. We walked out into the main hallway and it’s like everything stopped, and for a moment it was just us. Like nothing could touch us. Invincible.

#grease #rise of the pink ladies #cynthia zdunowski #cynthia zdunowski x reader

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Okay, first, congrats on giving your kitty his furever home! I'm very excited for you!! Second, being post dental surgery is the worst

:( but I have some fic thoughts I thought you might enjoy?

Okay, because I'm on a Ra'sTim kick (I say as if I won't ship Tim with literally anyone at any time) I was thinking about an AU where in order to get Ra's help and get Bruce back, Tim makes a deal where he must allow himself to be courted by Ra's for like a year and day, because Ra's is extra. Tim and Ra's go back and forth on the exact wording for a long time, and it basically works out to: have spend x amount of time together. Tim has to publicly acknowledge the engagement/courtship, has to genuinely listen to Ra's side and vice versa, and Tim's big thing is after a year of honestly giving it a try, he can say no, but he also has to be an equal partner, in whatever role he takes. There would be other fun things you could add in for extra fluff or angst, which ever way you wanted to go. I personally love the idea of Tim insisting that he's very traditional and Ra's must get his Daddy's approval (Or Bruce in this case lol) because he'll only get married if he can have a big white wedding where he's given away by B.

I think, if I wrote it (which I'm not because I'm still working on my current WIPs at a snails paces T.T) I would either go for a very soft, very fluffy fairytale sort of writing, with the end being a kind of happy "Tim fucks off to get married, has lots of smutty sex and babies, and is very happy, even while the undercurrents of the story have a fucked up edge" or an angsty story of self destruction and recreating yourself over and over again for the temporary pleasure of approval only for the sting of never being enough in the long run. Both would have soft aspects, but also a lot of fucked up codependency from various relationships both platonic and romantic, and I think depending on what you focus on, it could be such a cool story idea. Idk, what do you think, and what direction would you want to take it in (assuming you're even into this idea/I'm not bothering you!)

(Btw, I need Tim in pretty green and gold lingerie, complete with corset and stockings in matching high heels sitting on Ra's desk, one heel dangerously close being very painful for Ra's where it rest on his lap. Tim is desperately horny and frustrated, because obviously, Ra's is a firm believer in waiting for marriage, and he needs to get his pussy wrecked now, because Ra's keeps teasing him and Tim is doing his best to make his control snap like a high tension steel wire- that is to say, snap hard, fast and with a lot of potential for collateral ;)

Anyways, I hope you have a great day.

Cheers, ♡♡♡

thank you🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰!!!! i hope you're healing well and feel better soon!! ❤️

and a fairytale-esque fic for rastim would be perfect!!!! just by nature the two of them would just skew a bit darker than normal because of how ra's is and how tim does have an unfortunate tendency to be more likely to go dark (i mean you can see the amount of universes where a tim who loses everything goes bad and facist so tim does have a risk of turning out like that). but with it having a fairytale edge it'd be nice to see two people who's pain is rarely awknowledged find happiness in each other.

it'd also be hilarious to see tim's whole narrative flipped on its head like halfway through when he realizes how much he actually likes ra's time and attention and would very much like more of it!! only ra's won't fuck him because tim told him he wanted to wait until marriage and until bruce gave him away as a bride.

cue tim trying to get ra's to give into temptation because he knows the sexually charged comments ra's has given him before. wearing short and tight clothing, see through clothing. finally he wait's in ra's gotham office reclined in nice gold three and green lingeries where everything can be seen. tim know ra's is staring at the pretty pink seam of his cunt as his digs the sole of his heel into the half chub that ra's is rocking.

bruce and the rest of the family getting traumatized, tapping tim's phone and seeing the messages they send each other...the pictures.

tim getting courted for the year and finally getting to marry and consummate with ra's. it's a beautiful wedding and people like it if they ignore how tim and ra's are pretty blatantly necking at the head table.

tim and ra's both find peace and acceptance in each other because although ra's may have started it out as a ploy and tim started out knowing it was as such they really did grow to enjoy each other's company. they liked how they felt when they were together and while they may have some ideological differences they are smoothed over with exposure to each other.

tim is the definition of an 'i can fix him' girlie but then he actually delivers!!!!!!!!

#anonymous #answered asks #asks

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I’ve read articles about how “heart attack” was initially perceived as sapphic and caught the interest of many gay girls nationally and internationally for that reason. i’m always curious if chuu and yves are happy w that, if they liked doing this concept, if it resonated w it at all, or if this attention was not what they expected or wanted

This is a really good question! To my recollection, the interview with MTV was the only time either of them explicitly talked about Heart Attack and the fan reception

Part of me thinks that Yves is kind of bullshitting by saying "We didn't see it like that" because the MV description makes it quite abundantly clear that Chuu is looking at Yves in a romantic light, though I wonder if whilst shooting, it might not have been made clear to them as actors and then when the MV was released and they saw the final cut they were like 'oh damn'. Which would kind of be hilarious.

(In Korean it reads something like "Heart Attack is not a serious contemplation of her feelings of falling in love, but rather a lively expression of Chuu's feelings as if looking at an IRL emoji", again making it pretty clear that Chuu's feelings for Yves is love)

Even ignoring the description, the MV alone spells it out quite explicitly that Chuu's feelings are love, not like. I guess platonic stalking happens, but the camera's focus on Yves' lips and smile, how Chuu is shown to react (a glance from Yves is translated to a finger heart bullet with fluttering heart confetti exploding everywhere upon impact), and Chuu's fantasy/dream sequence is Yves handfeeding her, holding her hand and hugging her with heart balloons in Yves' room, strongly suggest Chuu is in love with her. I kind of have a hard time believing that either of them thought Chuu's feelings for Yves were just platonic whilst filming.

I think they definitely had an inkling of what they were doing whilst filming (I don't think they did prior to this), and I think they knew how it'd be received, but I also think they played dumb when asked about it to play it safe with conservative audiences. I'm not sure whether in 2017-19 (or even now) an explicit answer of "Yes, it's homoerotic on purpose" would've been OK for their careers.

"happy with it, liked it, resonated, expected" I think are difficult questions to answer. I think Chuu really liked her concept, but I know that Yves was actually quite upset -- not by the LGBT angle -- but because she was promised by the director to debut like a sexy R&B/Hip Hop 5th blackpink member, and instead she got love4eva. I think Yves has grown into liking it a lot, because I think as an idol a lot of where she finds enjoyment from her job is meaning a lot to people. By becoming an iconic LGBT figure in Kpop alongside Chuu, she means more to people and gives far more to people than if she was just a bogstandard singing and dancing idol. I think it means a lot to all members of LOONA to represent the LGBT community in their body of work, and the members make a conscious effort to reinforce this as often as they can, albeit within the perceived restraints that society has on how far they can go with it.

Also fun bonus but I like this article where Yves is listed as an idol who expressed solidarity for the LGBT community alongside Tiffany Young hehe

#loona #loona pride #<- this is my tag for serious loona lgbt moments #also chuu must've known that her song was the song for seoul pride esp living in seoul

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kon :) also lois aaaand rani!!

yayyy! ty rimi <3

Kon

Headcanon A: realistic

Kon goes through a lot of jobs as an adult, not necessarily because he doesn't like what he does or isn't good at it, but because he has trouble settling down into one thing for the rest of his life. He enjoys new experiences and getting to learn new things.

Headcanon B: while it may not be realistic it is hilarious

This is realistic and hilarious: He and Tim absolutely roleplay Spirk, and it is very sexy for Kon. (It is for Tim too, but Tim is compartmentalizing soooooo hard that he forgets about it.)

Headcanon C: heart-crushing and awful, but fun to inflict on friends

When Ma passes away, she leaves the farm to Kon. This causes a little family strife because Clark, even though he wouldn't want the farm, feels a little hurt but will not show this in front of Kon. Kon already knows. He's not totally sure he wants the farm either, but Ma entrusted it to him, and the family legacy matters.

Headcanon D: unrealistic, but I will disregard canon about it because I reject canon reality and substitute my own.

Jon is Kon's baby brother, and Kon gets to enjoy some formative childhood experiences through helping Jon out.

Lois

Headcanon A: realistic

Lois is a career woman through and through, but her concept of her career changes throughout her life. She's much more willing to take risks with her life before she marries Clark (and has a child), and as she gets older, her focus narrows to smaller, everyday issues.

Headcanon B: while it may not be realistic it is hilarious

Lois and Talia have mommy meet-ups. No one knows if they like or despise each other. They will not stop having them.

Headcanon C: heart-crushing and awful, but fun to inflict on friends

AU where Clark does not come back to life, and Lois is left raising two Superboys on her own. Because she had Jon, and she is not going to let that child of the House of El live on his own. The boys will never know Clark Kent or Superman, though they'll always hear what a good man he is. But their idea of what it means to be a hero is their mom.

Headcanon D: unrealistic, but I will disregard canon about it because I reject canon reality and substitute my own.

Lois and Kon time!!!! Lois is Kon's stepmom, and Clark is Kon's stepmom's partner. No, but like, I think they should get to do things at a farmer's market together. I just want them hanging out.

Rani

Headcanon A: realistic

Rani becomes the next Booster Gold. <3

Headcanon B: while it may not be realistic it is hilarious

I have mixed feelings on this one, but I do find the concept of Rani actually being young Rip very funny. What other reason does she say he looks like her grandfather? What was the point of that?

Headcanon C: heart-crushing and awful, but fun to inflict on friends

Rani will, at one point, be the only member of the Carter family left in the "present" time. The rest will fly off to do their own time shenanigans, and while she'll help out, I think she may settle down. This is not that sad, but.

Headcanon D: unrealistic, but I will disregard canon about it because I reject canon reality and substitute my own.

I think it'd be super funny if we got Rani and Jon, same age, same timeline, dating because it would drive their parents nuts. And also I think it would be interesting character growth for them.

Ask for character headcanons

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dcviated · 1 year

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bear chats about stuff :: open

@etherose sent: 24. your first RPC also asked by @more-than-a-princess

Well, nowadays I can confidently say I'm not 'part' of any RPC. I write with people rather than groups because I'm proudly picky and selective and 9 times out of 10 getting involved with the "C" part of RP means getting into immature jealous-based gossip and cliques. Some probably think of me as part of this or that circle, but it'd be a mistake to do so.

Anyway!

Starting out I was here and there on forums and then avatar platforms that are super weird to look back at now. I unabashedly fell into them and writing because of my then-girlfriend. And the first fandom I actually wrote in? Extensively?

...Zim. Yeah, the nick show! B) Very good show! And yet the place where I was writing it was so ... oddly divergent from the source material I hazard to call it that. It got to the point it felt more like writing green humans in a scifi scenario with antenna and tech backpacks.

Also. Wylan was stupidly overpowered and gary stu back then. This was his borderline self-insert era and every single interest or anime I got into somehow found a way to absorb itself into what he could do and it was laughably hilarious looking back. But hey! I was like... 16? 17?

I could have chopped enough backstory and 'development' off of him to make two entirely new characters. To say he was redesigned on that front to make his tumblr debut much time later is an understatement.

I don't regret my years there, and meeting the people I did, despite falling out over time with pretty much every single person there for one stupid reason or another (see above!!!) but! I did meet my now wife of nearly ten years there because of it. So. :^)

I win.

#etherose #inbox :: answered ooc #thanks for sending something in!

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socialjusticefail · 1 year

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Here is the commentary that the anon who submitted this included:

These comments say it all:

"I mean she’s been shown to be strong and capable for decades now.

I’m all for her character and what they are doing in the movie but is the take seriously that this is innovative and new?

Hell, even in the abhorred Hoskins movie the princess (don’t get me started) was a strong woman, who even after capture was pretty capable."

"This is a totally generic take and not really fresh at all. And if you don't think so you must be delusional or somehow still live in the 90s."

"Princess Toadstool in the Super Mario 3 and Super Mario World cartoons was a good character with likeable positive traits.

I don’t want her to become some stuck-up B who humiliates Mario in the movie just because she thinks she is superior to him on account of her being a woman.

They’re friends. They’re equals. She’s a kind caring, polite and understanding capable woman without an ounce of aggression in her. If they don’t capture that element of her personality then they don’t understand how to write her."

"I’m all for Peach acting more independent and confident, but take it too far, and I won’t recognize the Peach from the games. I’m reminded of the Super Mario Adventures comic from Nintendo Power in 1992 that was reissued in 2017, in which Peach acts even bossier. I thought she was just made hilariously out of character but I don’t know if I’d want her to always act like that and that portrayal had no bearing on the games. Even when she does get “stronger” roles as a playable character in Super Mario Bros. 2, Super Princess Peach, Super Mario 3D World, or any of the RPGs, she’s usually supposed to be the sweet, regal lady. There’s already Daisy for someone sassier.

Ironically, Luigi being made the damsel in distress is going back to the time when he was neglected in Mario’s shadow. Hopefully he won’t be out of the action for too long."

"Everyone gets kidnapped from time to time. Mario, Luigi, Yoshi, Wario, Jeb Bush’s dad, and even Donkey Kong." Though I don't remember Jeb Bush's dad, a.k.a. Bush Sr./the 41st U.S. president, ever appearing in any "Mario", "Yoshi", "Wario", or "Donkey Kong" game let alone as kidnapping victim.

"Yes, Princess Peach has shown that she can hold her own and not afraid to dive in first to lend a helping hand, from time to time. But she’s always been depicted as gentle and kind, even when “getting down to business”.

Here, her character feels way off and more like what I’d expect to see from Princess Daisy."

"It'd actually be way more interesting if Peach wasn't damseled, but still maintained her traditionally demure/feminine demeanor. Super Princess Peach comes to mind, in that respect. Peach is a dainty little thing, but that doesn't mean she's incapable of becoming a heroine if the need arises.

But this is being produced by a modern Hollywood studio, which means that was never going to happen."

"Well since in western culture woman aren't allowed to be depicted as weak and need to be helped by a man anymore this take isn't as fresh as damsels in distress, which is quite funny I think.

Although I think it will be cool if mario and peach helped (and need) each others rather than peach is always right, and mario is always the fools, as depicted in the movie trailers. Maybe the movie isn't like that though."

"RIght? They're gonna pat themselves on the back, but Peach has been doing all of these things since Super Mario Bros. 2! Sure, sometimes, she's captured by Bowser - sometimes Mario is captured by King Boo too! I mean, I'm glad to see a feisty Princess in the movie, but to me that's what she's always been!"

"Peach has always been tougher than her gentle demeanor and captivity record may trick you into believing, although even in general I think that the term "damsel in distress" has been long worn out to the point of mindless derogation as it's spammed upon every single fictional female in what most of our world's contexts would gravely call "kidnapping" or "hostage situation". Victim blaming much?"

#anon submission

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