Went to take a picture of something else, realized I was in selfish mode, and tried to give myself as many chins as I could. Ran out of chins and also lost my neck in the process. Kinda digging it, actually.
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saw this on bird app and wanted to share
AND YOU KNOW THAT THEY TOLD HER HER FOOD HAD BEEN PAID FOR AT THAT FIRST WINDOW TOO SO SHE PROBABLY FELT LIKE SUCH A BITCH
BUT THEN GOT TO THE SECOND WINDOW TO FIND OUT HER FOOD WAS GONE LMAOO
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Fic writers do this shit for free and I understand being upset when you find out someone hasn’t updated in years but this? This does not do anything but discourage writers.
Honestly though this was laughable. The first time I logged onto Wattpad in ages and I checked my messages… like what even? My excuses of being stressed and writers block were lame?? Pls 😭 tf did this person want me to do? The 100 turned to shit after season 4 basically and I lost interest, im not gonna continue writing for a show that I didn’t even like anymore.
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It’s been years since I get an ask and the first one that comes through is a bot asking me if I like porn
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Stede Bonnet you absolute bitch. I love you so much.
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: Dreams are hardly considered mere dreams for demigods, they can hold signs of the past, present, and even future. dreams are very important
Meanwhile Percy’s dreams:
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I do sometimes think about how we watched two middle-aged male pirates, covered in the blood of their enemies, run across a battlefield to throw their swords aside and make out, then turn around and go back to slaughtering British sailors. And it was, like, one of the most romantic scenes I've ever seen on TV.
What a time, man.
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A scientific diagram of one of the many reasons I love fluffy cats.
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