Jeanette MacDonald, playing Brigitta, and Nelson Eddy, playing Count Palaffi, in the 1942 film ‘I Married an Angel’
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-the bookshop-
aziraphale: *enters*
gabriel, smiling: hey, your spouse went to get coffee
aziraphale, nods: right. okay
aziraphale: ...
aziraphale, realises: what? crowley isn't my spouse
gabriel, chuckles: yeah, they are
aziraphale, insistent: no!
gabriel, matter-of-fact: well, you knew who I was talking about so *shrugs*
aziraphale, panicking: that- I don't- it's irrelevant
gabriel, mutters: you're irrelevant
aziraphale, folds his arms: for your information, crowley and I are above such basic human social conventions. what we have means so much more than that
gabriel, sighs wistfully: must be nice having a spouse
aziraphale, huffs: *walks off haughtily*
gabriel: :D
-later-
crowley, returning with coffee: angel?
gabriel, appears from behind a bookcase, continues dusting: your husband's in the back
crowley, heads to the back room: thanks
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After some time of dating, when Husk and Angel decide to get married (by Lucifer, as the closest thing to "holy" authority in Hell), the moment they exchange rings they can each feel the chains of their deals pulling and then breaking, freeing them from their contracts since, once married, their souls belong to each other.
(add on: inspired by this)
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Husk: Ready to go?
Angel, opening the front door: Sure thing, babe.
Cherri, pushing past them, having a seat at the bar: My life is over.
Husk: That's nice.
Cherri: Life stinks!
Husk: Yeah, well, it doesn't get any better. We'll be at Consent.
Angel, putting a comforting arm around Cherri: Wait a minute Husk, we can't go with Sugar Tits like this.
Husk: Why not? Life will stink tomorrow. I know mine will.
Angel: *glares at him*
Husk, sighing: All right, all right. Cherri, this usually takes an hour. I say "What's the matter?", you say "Nothing", I say "Come on, I know something’s wrong, what is it?", you say "Nothing". So let’s cut the shit! What's wrong?
Cherri: Nothing.
Husk: For fuck’s sake!
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Viv saying that voxval isn't canon cuz they're not officially dating is objectively funnier if you believe the wedding ring theory. Yes, they have been married for 20 years. No, they aren't in a relationship why do you ask
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okay so we all agree that "loser, baby" was a marriage proposal and/or wedding right
like they're married
like ong
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Lynn and Nick on their honeymo--FRIENDLY VACATION TRIP THING!!! LOL 😅
It's summer you guys, perfect time for super friends to hang out on the beach 👀💦
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btw bartylus to me are crazily codependent and obnoxious best friends like james and sirius. but like. u js don’t know notice it cause they’re a lot more begrudging about it but i swear to you. listen to me
barty is constantly around regulus. if you’re looking for regulus u better be prepared to find barty. or find him a couple steps behind. regulus only feels comfortable in a room full of people he doesn’t know if barty’s there too. barty threw away everything to follow regulus once he got the dark mark. barty lost his fucking MIND when regulus died. regulus is allowed to make fun of barty whenever and however he pleases but if anyone else he doesn’t know does it he gets incredibly insanely annoyed. barty would have burned the world down if regulus asked. regulus would let him. they’re probably dating but also nobody knows what the fuck is going on in their relationship ever. the first time they got high they made out. barty, if asked who he would fuck marry or kill, would choose to fuck regulus. regulus would choose to fuck barty. they had a “if the two of us don’t get with anyone we should get together” promise that went on for years. they
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