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braindeadskeletons · 4 years

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Hello!! Can I have a matchup please?? It seems like every time I ask someone for one, something happens in which they can't 😂😂 but that's fine lol,, I'm a cisgender bicurious female of which the curious part is aimed towards males! The only men I've ever liked are fictional smh,, my friends tend to think I'm bubbly and very open, and they relate me to the colours orange or yellow! I'm also British and I have a love for horror movies and psychology. I would go on but,, happy writing!! Love ya

I'm a very naturally femine person in appearance. My room is full of pastel colours, mainly pinks and purples, alongside plushies and lots of duck ornaments! Since my favourite animal is a duck (fuck geese they scare the shit out of me). Despite this, a lot of people don't expect this? Apparently I seem like the kind of person to have a much simpler or perhaps darker room. So I usually tend to shock people when they see what my room looks like lol. I love unique fashion! Stuff you see on cat walks - christmas themed dress, teacup shaped t-shirt, whatever! You name it, I've probably seen something like it! Because of this, I also have a love for weird decorations. My kitchen is flamingo themed, my bathroom is winter themed (yes, I have a santa clause toilet), and my office is fulled to the brim with 90s and 80s memorabilia. Stuff you wouldn't find nowadays without some digging!! I'm currently in college taking an accounting degree, also alongside business. After that, I also wish to take a literature course to help with my fanfiction writing (perhaps I could eventually write a novel? I don't know haha) Crude humour is the key for me to be happy. As much as silly humour and stuff is great, say something vaguely offensive and I'll crack up! As long as it's not meant to be taken genuinely, then I'll find it funny. Although I have to be close to the person for me to actually start laughing at stuff like that

Hey there! I'm so sorry this was a wait! I basically had some stuff come up and it delayed my work a lot. Plus the added time from the added information you gave me, which I thank you for by the way <3 I had a lot of fun writing this! I hope it doesn’t disappoint lol. Instead of delaying this further let's just get right into the matchup, shall we?

I match you with Undertale Papyrus!

This might've been a little too obvious huh? I just couldn't help it, you two seemed like such a natural pair! I try not to go with matches that are too obvious but sometimes you just have to go with it.

The first thing that naturally attracted Papyrus to you was how open and bubbly you are! He can relate a lot to that himself and seeing how much of a natural you are while interacting with others just convinced him further that he just had to talk to the pretty lady! Of course, the moment you two start talking you both hit it off. It’s kind of physically impossible for anybody to hate Papyrus or for Papyrus to hate anybody. You know those fanfics on AO3 that are slow burn, friends to lovers, 140+ chapters? That’s what this is. There is no better way to put your relationship before you both are dating. Papyrus means well, and by god is he a good person, but he’s a bit of an airhead when it comes to romantic attraction. You could literally tell him that you want to marry him and have ten monster/human hybrid children and he’d still be like ‘BUT,,,AS FRIENDS,,,?’ You’ll need to wait for him to understand his feelings himself. It’ll hit him at one of the dumbest times possible. For example:

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You: geese are just,,,,kinda,,,,horrible

Papyrus:

You: fuck geese

Papyrus:

You:

You: Papyrus are y-

Papyrus: I THINK I’M IN LOVE WITH YOU???

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Yup. Just like that. No warning, no proper build-up, nothing could have predicted this. It’s just silly moments between the two of you that make him so smitten. Like you’re such??? A dork??? How could he not fall in love with you?? It’ll be a huge smack in the face for him that he’s fallen in love with you. Probably it’ll be the same for you if you’re the type of person who is oblivious with love. If not, then it was horribly obvious he likes you and you were simply waiting for him to say something first. The blushing, constantly trying to impress you, his lovestruck gazes at you when you laugh at his antics, etc. The signs were all here if you’re able to spot them. Now that Papyrus is aware of the fact that he likes you he isn’t going to let this opportunity pass by. Time for the dating manual!

This part is actually going to be the worst. Yes, the hard work and effort are absolutely precious and you’re very flattered he’s trying to “court” you as he puts it but it’s going to be overwhelming. Unless you’re fully on board with flowers being left at your door, love letters, great “acts of love”, serenading you with a not so great voice, randomly inviting you out to “friend dates” that are actually regular dates in disguise, complimenting you every waking moment, and more you might want to stop him and just tell him you like him too. Once you tell him you feel the same way, prepare for the most wholesome hugs and kisses from the big goober. Fully expect to wake up the next day and everybody already knows you’re his date-mate. Papyrus is going to tell everybody and their great grandmas that he landed himself with the greatest human ever.

So you mentioned that your kitchen is flamingo themed? Uh,,,don’t get used to it. Not that Papyrus would ever openly try and change your home, he loves your decorating! He doesn’t really understand how people wouldn’t expect you to have such an adorable home! He has named all the duck ornaments, become well acquainted with your stuffed animals and the real animals, is slightly afraid of the Santa Claus toilet because Santa is the evil man sans told him about, etc, etc. But we all know how he gets in the kitchen. If you care about the wellbeing of your flamingo decorations maybe move them somewhere else? Papyrus swears that he won’t set fire to your home but we both know how that goes for everybody involved.

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Papyrus: HUMAN

You: Yeah?

Papyrus: HOW ATTACHED WERE YOU TO THE FLAMINGO DECOR

You:

Papyrus:

You:

Papyrus:

You: Hun, I love you

You: but if you fucked up the flamingo decorations I swear to god-

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This is a regular conversation you two need to have. Somebody, please stop him.

He really really loves your sense of fashion! Since the two of you have been dating, he’s actually gotten into it a bit himself. Papyrus tries not to invade your privacy but one time he stumbled into your office and saw all of your memorabilia dedicated to the 90s and 80s and immediately fell in love with the aesthetic. It’s all he could talk about for weeks and god knows he isn’t stopping anytime soon. Try introducing him to some more fashion! Papyrus probably won’t get enough of all of it. Watch him show up to your home dressed like the whole circus.

When Papyrus hears of how you’re studying right now, he’s going to go on a little bit of a rant about how he knows plenty of stuff about school! Not really. He just thinks he does because he has his face in a shrub at Toriel’s school. This isn’t to downplay his intelligence of course but monster education and human education have a lot of differences. When it comes to accounting Papyrus isn’t exactly going to understand anything, but he will be very supportive! He may not understand much about accounting but he surprisingly knows a lot about business?? Yeah, it’s a little strange but I guess you shouldn’t be that shocked. Papyrus is supposedly the ‘mascot of monsters’ and he’s also friends with the monster ambassador. To say the least, he’s surrounded by a lot of really important people. If you’d like, he’ll even take you to meet a couple higher-ups! Whatever he can do to support you he will.

As for your love for writing, Papyrus would probably have to redirect you to Alphys. Don’t take this the wrong way, it’s just that the humans on the surface have been a little…intense...for Papyrus and Sans. He’d like to take a break from any sort of writing for a long long time.

Onto the final section! Date nights! Which for Papyrus might as well be every night. His idea of an ideal date would probably be something extremely outlandish, but he knows humans can’t handle a lot of the stuff he can so he tones it down. Making dinner and watching a movie is good enough, right? Papyrus knows you love horror movies in particular. This poor guy is trying his very best. Please be patient with him. He wants to prove that he can protect you and be the bigger monster but he’ll end up clinging to you the whole time and maybe even crying?? Just a little. As a treat.

Yeah, so go gentle on the horror movies. Poor guy is gonna pass out.

His main goal during the date will be to make you smile at every possible turn. You’re in luck with the crude humor! Now you may be thinking ‘but Papyrus isn’t crude, he’s such a sweetheart!’ and you’re not wrong really. Most of the stuff he says is entirely on accident or he’s just genuinely oblivious to the implications of what he just said. If anything that only makes it all the more hilarious to witness. If Papyrus catches himself with what he said he’ll try apologizing profusely only to be met with your adorable smiling face. He may not get what’s so funny but seeing how your smile reaches your eyes makes whatever he just said worth it.

#AAAA IT IS D O N E #It was so fun writing this lol it just took me so long again I'm very sorry about that!#thank you for being patient <3 #thank you for sending this in!#Undertale #Undertale matchup #Undertale Papyrus #Undertale Papyrus x reader #matchup

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inventors-fair · 4 years

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Weird Commentary: Thanks

I would call this one of our most successful contests. Not every card was a gold standard, not every card made me squeal with glee, but every single one had love, thought, and heart put into them. I’m even more impressed with the fact that over 2/3 of contestants actually made their own art! As a not-artist myself, I understand how challenging that can be sometimes. I’m just having a moment where I’m proud of everyone.

Also, for this commentary, I’m trying something a little different. Tell me if you like it!

@3smuth — Burrow-Wing Amalgam

What I like: Besides the gorgeous art (look at the curve of the moon behind the wing!), the wording is great, and the abilities are well-rounded for an uncommon. I like how the flavor text builds up the “character” of the creature, making it seem more alive, and tying in to the abilities as well. That’s hard to do!

What we can improve: I find that the first ability giving it two mono-black abilities a little jarring. There are only two BG fliers in black-border canon, and that’s not to say that this couldn’t be added to that list, but it’s mildly off-putting; I kept thinking that this could be an Abzan card, maybe with G/W hybrid in the cost? But that’s entirely dependent on the environment. It’s hard to visualize one in which BG has an uncommon pseudo-flying beater, but it’s not to say that it’s impossible — just a hard sell.

Allison — Salheim, The Twisted Storm

What I like: This feels like a fun commander who would also be good in draft. A cheap body means that your spells can be small bodies that return at the start and huge potential bodies later. I like how it limits it to the first spell, so you can’t go infinite for less than ten mana with some other combo pieces. Honestly, this is a fantastic mechanical card.

What we can improve: There are a few grammatical mistakes to clean up, small pieces of Magic wording. “The” in the name should be lowercase, as should “Blue” and “Red” in the text box. “spells” should have a possessive apostrophe, and “it’s” shouldn’t. Don’t forget a period at the end before the quotation mark! I would also shorten the trigger: “...you may pay (X) [symbol], where X is that spell’s converted mana cost.”

@ceta-maelstrom — Camouflage Krasis

What I like: “Cat fish” is an awesome creature combo! Your art brings that across really well. With the new-ish arrival of Cat tribal and the rise in the creature type, I think that this is a welcome addition. I like the hexproof clause. It gives it a flavor of “as long as I’m small, I can’t be seen.”

What we can improve: Metamorph is a little hard to parse. Because of the “if” in the middle breaking up the sentence, I thought “it” referred to the creature entering the battlefield, and that that creature would get two counters. My mistake. Hm, how to reword it... “Whenever another nontoken creature enters the battlefield under your control, put two +1/+1 counters on this creature if it has no +1/+1 counters on it.” No, that’s a little awkward too... There can be a little more clarity. I think the mechanic is worth playing around with.

@dancepatternalpha — The Rat King

What I like: Simple, easy to understand, cool synergistic potential. I think this would be a fun build-around-me card. You mentioned something about Innistrad not having a rat king; would you believe they had one mechanically, in the form of Dark Imposter? I actually thought it was potential inspiration, different flavor.

What we can improve: Like Dark Imposter, I believe that the “all activated abilities” should be a separate line. When it comes to that, the similarities are a little stark, but I think the King distinguishes itself from the Imposter by its legendary status and the fact that it exiles your own creatures. I’m not getting a strong sense of either “ooze” or “construct,” though. “Ooze,” I would honestly just take off altogether. “Construct,” in Magic history, implies an artifact creature, something built by something else, and I’m not getting a sense of that either. “Noble” might be fun, if a little on the nose.

@dimestoretajic — Cryptizub, Steel Abomination

What I like: It’s certainly a limited beater, something that reminds me of Scuttling Doom Engine from back in the day. It can be incredibly powerful in the late game and can fit into any slot. Oof, give it lifelink? And you’re in good shape.

What we can improve: The first thing I got from this card that’s iffy is the name; it sounds like a legendary creature. “Steel Abomination” would be just fine. For the activated ability, I believe going off of Banshee’s oracle text, that you need to say “~ damage equal to its power to target creature, and damage equal to its power to you.” Not an absolute, but it’s one possibility. Don’t forget to italicize Threshold. The flavor text is a little on the nose. I would either shorten it or just leave it off. The card carries a world by itself as a magic beatstick.

@gollumni — Severed Stone-Seer

What I like: This is a card that would definitely get you a-head of the curve!..... Ahem. I think this card successfully fits into the world of Theros, with a little jank. The flavor text is really great. It’s a powerful card with a big butt. I can imagine this taking over games of limited quite easily.

What we can improve: Five toughness might be too powerful. A 3-mana 2/4 with deathtouch is pretty nasty as-is; at five toughness, stuff becomes a lot harder to remove. As much as I do like what you wrote here, I’m still having trouble fitting “Gorgon Hydra” into my mind as something reasonable, considering that the two have such distinct qualities already. “Gorgon Head” could be fine, maybe even “Hydra Head.” Both have great mythological flavor. Small note that I’m unsure of: would it be “create a token copy of” or “create a token that’s a copy of”?

@grornt — Carnivorous Multitusker

What I like: Yup, that’s a mutant boar hydra all right! It’s big, it’s bad, it’s green, it takes over games, and it’s a great bomb. This feels like a quintessential green creature right here, with the exception of the weird types. Maybe the Simic and the Gruul could come together to make something like this, yeah? I’d love to open this in a pack and/or add it to a starter deck. Wish it was powerful enough for Standard. Maybe it is, who knows? I like how your added aspects of both boars and hydras from Magic’s past.

What we can improve: This is a pedantic point, but I’d like to see “Mutant” at the end rather than the beginning. Aside from that, I think the flavor text, smirk-worthy as it is, doesn’t really add to the card or to the world. I’d rather see something like on Protean Hulk, a little more expanse.

@i-am-the-one-who-wololoes — Apex of Evolution

What I like: Wow, you really went all-out with the creature types, huh? I think that you used the mechanics pretty well to get the feeling of “a creature that grows from your experience and also eats other creatures to gain their strength.” It’s a build-around-me card that’s fun if you can beef it up.

What we can improve: Firstly, the flavor text pushes the card from “wordy” into “too much.” I love adding it where needed, but with this much text, and with this strong a mechanical focus, you don’t really need it. I feel that in this instance especially it doesn’t add anything that the card doesn’t already have. For the second ability, it should be a full if-clause: “If a creature dealt damage by ~ would die, exile it instead.” And the game already knows that those cards are imprinted “with it” so you don’t need to add that. For the last ability... That’s way too many clauses. “Apex of Evolution has all abilities of cards exiled with it.” It does add some baggage, yes, but most creatures won’t have those negative effects, and, well, that’s a risk of combat to take. This creature already makes combat complicated.

@ignorantturtlegaming — Fabled Fox

What I like: Cool art, and cool combo! I think that two creature types works well here; it’s a Fox, and it’s a Dragon, and that’s that. This seems like a card that, when it hits, can really get you ahead in a game. I like how the last ability implies a world with Fox tribal; that’s grokable.

What we can improve: There are a few things that this card has that it doesn’t necessarily need. The mana cost has no reason not to be 3WRG; why the doubling-up? I don’t really understand the blue restriction. Is this card a bomb, or a hate-card? I don’t feel that it needs to be both. In the Cycling part, don’t forget to add the cycling cost inside the reminder text and add a colon. I believe the last ability could be — and be mindful of the punctuation — “When you cycle ~, you may search your library for a Fox or Dragon card, reveal that card, put it into your hand, then shuffle your library.” See Krosan Tusker. Small note: I believe the way that abilities go, it should be worded “Flying, lifelink, haste” in that order.

@industrialsalad — The Origin of Oddities

What I like: I find it a little hard to take seriously, but you went ham with the types here, and I love reading “Elder Vampire Sponge.” It’s an interesting take on fossils as a concept. I think that with the advent of ability word counters, this card could be a fun little build-around me. I also like how it can steal counters from your opponents’ permanents!

What we can improve: This card does not feel legendary. I understand that it’s “the origin,” but I mean more in terms of how Magic’s other legends feel, what this card brings to that set of established unspoken rules. Maybe some flavor text could have amended that, and it could definitely explain the Vampire type, which feels distinctly out of place, especially for a colorless artifact. Small grammatical notes: “Oddities’s” doesn’t need “’s,” and it should be “fewer than five” spelled out.

@ishouldgetatumbler — Ash, Hydromorph Shaman

What I like: This is a distinct Simic feel! An elf shaman who becomes a hydra, who morphs themself into a mutant. Very nice. This is indeed a powerful card, and I think this is one of those legends that would be great in limited and in the other 99 in a commander deck. Or you could build around putting it into your hand! Fun stuff!

What we could improve: Not a lot to make better here. Firstly, though, this could be a rare in this day and age. It only brings it to hand, and you need to commit a fair amount for it to matter heavily. Small grammar notes: “counters on it” for the first ability, “its power” instead of “its,” and...that’s about it! Save it for a cube!

@jsands84 — Dandylion

What I like: This was really close to being a runner-up. I love the types and how they come together, the use of a powerful hybrid card and the pushing of it to uncommon without it feeling OP, the use of spore counters, the aggressive P/T for limited, and man, there’s flavor in the fact that it doesn’t fog itself. It’s like, Everyone has allergies except for me! It’s super cool. Shoutout to @iguanamouth.

What we can improve: Small notes. I think the name is a little cutesy for Magi, but that’s not a biggie, more of a personal quirk. I feel that “Cat Plant” parses better than “Plant Cat,” and maybe there’s alphabetical justification, idk. “Three” should be spelled out instead of “3.” I’d love to see flavor text here, just a line or so. Other than that, radical cat-ical!

@lyxine — Ahrizhel, the Wanderer

What I like: Now that’s a combo! It’s a bomb in limited to be sure, a great token-maker and legend to be reckoned with. I’ve always been a fan of Lure effects in green, even if they don’t always work out for me. Giving it to any creature you want is pretty neat.

What we can improve: My main concern is green fliers. I know that for dragons it’s an okay bend, but making more fliers as well? I think that’s too much of a bend; Hornet Queen is almost a break as-is, despite the massive cost. And the fact that this one can create 4-5 of them the turn after it hits the battlefield? That by itself is far too powerful. I would unfortunately call this one a break. Wording notes: “deathtouch” shouldn’t be capitalized, and there should be commas after the green mana symbols. The flavor text could use a little pizzaz, some more specific poetic words.

@mistershinyobject — Ludevic’s Familiar

What I like: That is indeed a weird zombie dog. The unique mechanical approach you took here is fascinating and experimental. It’s strange enough to warrant questions if it’s playable in certain formats. Modern Dog Mayhem? Hey, who knows.

What we can improve: This is a weird targeting system, and I don’t know if it’s in the good way. The fact that you can pay BB for a redirect effect is potentially a break, but it makes sense otherwise. (B)(U/R) could have worked, perhaps? I’m not entirely sure why the hybrid was chosen in this way here. It’s probably for the best, honestly, but it’s still a little iffy for me. I like the flavor text in a memetic way, but a) I don’t think I can see Ludevic saying this and b) it really toes the line. I think it would be best not to have it, or to have more wordplay and not a quote. I would also put the types as “Dog Zombie Weird” personally, but there’s probably not precedent for it.

@nine-effing-hells — Chalkyri Resplendent

What I like: Bonus points for having me learn a new word and new creature type. I had no idea the name was an actual thing! It’s useful for getting something like this, I suppose, and you did an amazing job with the art and flavor text. This does indeed seem like an awesome angel serpent thing.

What we can improve: My main concern is giving the permanents hexproof. It works for white, but not RW multicolor, in my opinions. Seems a little too powerful, despite the flavor work-in. I’m 65% sure the wording should be “it’s not your turn” instead of “it isn’t your turn,” but don’t quote me on that. See oracle text on Angry Mob. Aside from that, this is a fine beat-worthy beast.

@real-aspen-hours — Octothreat

What I like: Octopuses and spiders go hand in hand in hand in — etc. This is a huge limited card that reminds me of Pelakka Wurm from Rise of the Eldrazi when it first came out: big beefy boy. I think that it would be an interesting card for sealed, a huge blowout, and a great body. Very powerful card. Oh man, blinking it? Lordy.

What we can improve: Most of what we can improve are minute wording things for presentation. Keep in mind that if you do a text submission, your wording is copied exactly. The types should be capitalized, there doesn’t need to be a period after “Trample,” and there should be a period at the end of “step.” Mechanically, the text should say “up to eight target creatures.”

@shakeszx — Wyrveplasm

What I like: A big oozy boy! This feels appropriately like a drake and appropriately like an ooze. It’s a complicated card that works just as well on its own as it would in a deck centered around it. And I think that mythic is the right choice here, honestly. This thing can run away with games.

What we can improve: ...except for the death loop. If it had no counters on it when it dies, then it creates a 0/0 who dies and creates a 0/0, ad infinitum. Infinite death triggers on a single card, well, that’s a no-no. So how do we fix it? Change the last ability: “When ~ dies, if it had any +1/+1 counters on it, create a token that’s a copy of it, except that token’s base power and toughness are equal to the number of +1/+1 counters on ~ when it died.” ... Okay, it’s not perfect, but the token wording is right and the “base” is there. Modern Magic, woo.

@snugz — Chronocular Bivalve

What I like: Chronocular is a brilliant word. This card was super close to being a runner-up/winner as well. This is a control card for limited to the max. It’s powerful, it’s super complicated, and it exists in a world of theoretical phasing that’s, well — I might not want to play in it, but I know people that would. Super cool.

What we can improve: Not much to improve here. “Non” shouldn’t be capitalized, and I’m not entirely sure what the point of that second ability is, but that’s just about it. Sorry there’s not a lot to say here, but you did a fine job and the card speaks for itself.

@starch255 — Roving Squidtaur

What I like: It’s strong! It’s tentacled! It’s...got nipples? Squipples? Right, before I get any more sexually confused, let’s talk about the card. This is a world of sentient half-squid monstrosities. And I kind of love it. I think that mechanically you did some really neat things with this card. You included all aspects of the colors together, and they make for a three-colored beater that’s just plain good in the formats it would see play in.

What we can improve: I’m super bugged by vigilance in a way I shouldn’t be. Yes, I know it’s green, but it just feels...off?? Like, why is a berserker vigilant? I always got the impression that they would be more tramply, that they wouldn’t be as keen-eyed or direct. But that’s just me being weird. There’s nothing “””wrong””” with it. This one could definitely 10/10 have used some flavor text, though. I want to know more about this roving squid-person!

@tmstage — Bandicooze

What I like: Whoa! Yep, that’s a five-mana 3/3, but it’s a fine limited beater for its cost. Instant counters in the right deck and it’s good to go! I’ve only tangentially been connected with Crash games, but I get exactly how you tied it together nicely. This card just makes me smile.

What we can improve: I might make it a 4/3, or give it trample or haste or something. Aside from that... It’s a meme, and memes get what they deserve: a nice chuckle.

@whuh-oh — Arctic Narwhuck

What I like: The simple two-type “Whale Bird” aspect fits pretty well here. Other people did a diving/burrowing theme, and I think yours works well here. Four mana for a 3/2 flier with potential upside is pretty great in limited for an uncommon!

What we can improve: Islandwalk and landwalk in general hasn’t been in the game for a while, and I don’t know if this card needs that throwback. I get how it works flavorfully, and I like that part a lot. It’s just that modern sensibilities would let it just have hexproof. See Canopy Dragon’s oracle text as well; I think it gains things before it loses things. The flavor text is fine, but very vague, and doesn’t necessarily add to the card.

@woman-of-the-fen — Goldenhump Camelsaurus

What I like: Naya dinosaurs are always welcome! I also like the way you tied camels and deserts together to make a hybrid. The ape and rampage go together, I assume, and you conveyed that well in the art.

What can be improved: Rampage, well, hasn’t been around for a while, just like landwalk, and for good reason. It’s simply not a great mechanic. I can see it working as a one-off in a Horizons set, but it’s still not the aspect I would have chosen. The first ability creates an infinite loop that lasts until the Camelsaurus dies; you fight, get dealt damage, then fight again, etc. Give it indestructible and it’s a boardwipe. Wait, and it creates an infinite loop; if it survives, then it’s forced to target itself. “Enrage — Whenever ~ is dealt damage, you may have it fight target creature you don’t control.” Still doesn’t fix the board-wipe issue. Might need to take this one back to the drawing board. For the flavor text, don’t forget that if you’re quoting someone, their name belongs on a separate line.

@wpandp — Apaprik Muster

What I like: Gosh darnit. Deviled eggs. C’mon man... I do love it, though. I like the concept of an egg filled with demonic creatures, imps and whatnot. It’s a scary thought! I like how you played around with mutate here. I personally don’t like mutate as a mechanic, but it’s not a huge issue. You used it well.

What can be improved: I’m still a little uncertain as to what world this card is inhabiting and what the name is implying. Why are devils and demons mutating? Why is “Muster,” an abstract noun, being used as the naming convention for an egg? Why does it have the food ability? I mean, I know, it’s all part of the play that this card is making, but it doesn’t really make mechanical sense.

Thank you all for your entries! Get ready to make cards for tomorrow.

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mysticalkhfan · 6 years

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The tagging continues~

I was tagged by @ilikecheesecakeforbreakfast , you’re a darling you know that <3

Last

drink: a weird mixture between apple juice and strawberry soda

Phone Call: I talked to my dad

Text: I told @ilikecheesecakeforbreakfast my world domination plans

Song: Clean Bandit - Solo feat. Demi Lovato

Time You Cried: I haven’t full-on cried in a long time, but I kinda tear up a little from time to time

Ever

Dated someone twice: never dated anyone in my life

Kissed someone and regretted it: nope

Been cheated on: I’m forever single

Lost someone special: yup, well at least to me. I don’t think that other person thought the same about me hehe

Been depressed: yes, I have little depressive episodes from time to time

Gotten drunk and thrown up: Yes, last Friday in a classmate’s house. I usually know how to hold my alcohol but shit happens I guess

Favorite colors: my favorite color it’s green, but I also have an unhealthy obsession with purple

In the last year you have

Made new friends: Yeah, I have met some pretty cool people both on real life and the internet!

Fallen out of love: nah. Once I like something I stick with it

Laughed until you cried: omg yes, at least twice a week

Found out someone was talking about: when our vacations end. My classes begin this Monday (NOOOOO!)

Met someone who changed you: I guess the people whom are around me have an influence on my life

Found out who your friends are: yes, a long time ago

Kissed someone on your Facebook friends list: No

General

How many of your Facebook friends do you know irl: when I used Facebook, the majority I guess

Do you have any pets: my lovely dog. Pebbles

Do you want to change your name: I used to when I was younger

What did you do for your last birthday: I when out with my friends

What were you doing at midnight last night: wondering what was I doing with my life- Oh and drawing of course~

What is something you can’t wait for: for my mom to come back from visiting my sis

What are you listening to right now: DNCE - Kissing Strangers ft. Nicki Minaj

Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: nope, never? Or at least I think I haven’t…?

Something that gets on your nerves: a lot of stuff actually

Most visited website: YouTube and Tumblr

Hair color: Dark brown almost black

Long or short hair: Short but it’s losing its shape, I have to get trimmed again

Do you have a crush on someone: At the moment no

What do you like about yourself: my stubborn personality. It’s a love-hate relationship with myself

Want any piercings: actually yes. I find piercings pretty interesting!

Blood type: O+

Nicknames: My friends call me Daya, my auntie call me Dayanita and some people call Daian sometimes just to a piss at me

Relationship status: Death. Like my soul

Zodiac: Leo

Pronouns: She/her

Favorite tv shows: I don’t watch TV (Now, if I had Netflix…)

Tattoos: I don’t have any

right or left handed: I’m right handed

Ever had surgery: yes, three times. On both of my eyes

Piercings or ear piercings: ear piercings, where I’m from its kind of a tradition to pierce girl’s ears when they are babies

Sport: none. I’m lazy. But if I had to name one, skating I guess

Vacation: I went to Cuba for my sis graduation and Costa Rica, but that one wasn’t that great

More general

Eating: pizza

Drinking: water~

About to watch: a sims 4 mod review

Waiting for: November, a lot of national days in my country are in November, if not all of them!

Want: to do nothing

Get Married: I never thought it was for me really, but who knows

Career: not working right now, but working as an illustrator would be nice

Which is better

Hugs or kisses

Lips or eyes

Shorter or taller

Older or younger

Nice arms or stomach

Hookup or relationship

Troublemaker or hesitant

Have you ever

Kiss a stranger: Noooo never~

Drunk hard liquor: Yes, and I will do it again

Lost glasses: God no, they are sacred!

Turned someone down: surprisingly yeah, I have

Sex on first date: WOW- no! I never even had a date before!

Broken someone’s heart: honestly, I don’t know

Had your heart broken: It’s a never-ending tale

Been arrested: not yet

Cried when someone died: Yes, I have

Fallen for a friend: No, once I deem you as family you stay as such

Do you believe in

Yourself: I want to!

Miracles: Nah. I’m not a religious person

Love at first sight: nope

Santa Clause: yeah, I did until I realized that we didn’t have a chimney…

Kiss on the first date: no

Angels: nope

Others

Best friend’s name: I try to love all my friends equally, but if I had to chose it will be my mom, Ana, who puts up with my antics and bs. I love you mom <3

Eye color: dark brown

Favorite movie: Like many things in my life, I find it quite difficult to have a favorite… But Nikté has a little place in my heart.

Favorite actors: I usually don’t pay that much attention to actors and stuff *sweat nervously* But I think these people are cool: Laura Bell Bundy, Octavia Spencer, Lee Pace and Clancy Brown

Tagging: @the-darklings (I can finally tag you! MUAHAHA), and honestly anyone who sees this and wants to play too!

#tag game #thanks for tagging me #ahhhhh

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the-ego-fic-train · 6 years

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Silent Night

(Been working on this one for a while, so it’s a bit longer. Happy holidays!)

Sean and Signe put up the last stocking.

Then they stood and basked in their glory.

Their tree was luscious and well decorated, despite it being plastic. The decorations popped and sparkled with the Christmas lights.

“It looks amazing,” Sean gaped. Signe was very good with color coordination. The entire house was sparkling with red, green, and gold.

“It’s our first Christmas in the house,” Signe nuzzled into Sean’s arm. “I had to make it beautiful.”

“Well, you did an amazing job, Woosher.”

“Thanks coffee bean.”

They stood for a moment, admiring the coziness.

Signe let out a sudden gasp.

“What time is it?!”

“It’s about--” Sean looked at the clock. His eyes popped open. “Shit! We’re gonna be late!”

In a mad frenzy they gathered their things.

“Do you have the presents?” Sean called down the stairs.

“Yeah! It’s upstairs in the closet!”

“Why’s it in the closet?”

“I was scared Sam would open them! They were snoopin’!”

Sean did his best to carry as many of the presents as he could.

“There are only a few left,” He told Signe as she headed upstairs to get the second armful.

She came down the stairs with her arms full of gifts.

“Did you get the sweaters?”

“No, my arms are too full.” Signe set the gifts down and went to get the “Santa Bag” as Sean called it. It was pretty much just a pretty looking red back that was big enough to carry all of their presents.

Sean raced to get their ugly Christmas sweaters.

He sifted through the closet until he found them on their hooks.

They were both essentially the same sweater, except one of them said “Mommy Claus“ and the other said “Daddy Claus.”

Sean slipped on the Mommy Claus sweater as planned.

As Signe finished putting all of the gifts in the bag, Sean tossed the Daddy Clause sweater at her.

“Ready?”

“Yup!”

Sean’s egos had been hard at work with decorations.

Marvin was putting tinsel in every location he was physically able.

Henrik and Chase were preparing dinner.

Sam, Jacque, and Robbie were decorating the tree.

And Jackieboyman was trying to figure out how vinyls work.

“Robbie, move it a smidge to the left.”

Robbie moved the ornament he had just placed, and stared at Jacque with a “are you proud of me mom?” face.

“No. My left.”

Jack and Signe rang the doorbell.

“I got it!” Sam called out. They got up and raced to the door.

Sam swung it open to see Sean and Signe in Elf hats, carrying a bag bigger than Sam.

“Signe!” Sam gave Signe a big hug. Sean rolled his eyes with a laugh. “I guess you’re cool too,” Sam laughed at Sean.

Sean scooped them into a hug.

“How’s your first Christmas been, kiddo?”

“Super fun!”

Out of nowhere Marvin sprints through the living room.

He stands in front of the door and blows a handful of fake snow into Sean and Signe’s faces.

“Merry Christmas!” He squealed. He darted off to toss some snow on Jacque, who angrily shook his fists at the teleporting magician.

“Signe! Sean!” Chase greeted, “Glad you could both make it!”

He pulled them into a hug. Over Chase’s shoulder, he could barely spot Henrik and Grayson carving a steaming turkey.

“I would give you both a hug but I am a mess right now,” Henrik laughed.

“Need any help?” Signe offered.

“Oh thank you, but we are just about done. You can go help with the tree! I’m sure they’d love your help.” Henrik smiled as he carved.

Signe brought the massive bag of presents to the tree, which was already beyond full of gifts.

“Are those for us?” Sam asked excitedly.

“Yup! Wanna help me put them under the tree?”

Sam nodded eagerly.

Sean finally realized how much Jackie was struggling.

“Need some help?”

“Augh! You scared me,” Jackie gasped. He looked down at the floor and twiddled his thumbs. “Y-yes please...”

Sean put the vinyl Jackie was struggling with onto the record player. It began spinning to the tune of Christmassy tunes.

“Y’know it’s okay to ask for help,” Sean told Jackie, “Even if you think it’s not.”

Jackie nodded.

“Jackie!” Henrik called out, “Your biscuits are about to burn!”

“Shoot!” Jackie ran off. Then he stopped. “Thanks. Sean.“

Sean gave a smile and a nod.

A little while later everyone gathered around the Christmas tree.

“Go ahead, Sam.” Chase smiled.

Robbie lifted Sam up, just so they were tall enough to reach the top of the tree.

Sam stuck the star on top.

There was applause.

“Let’s eat!”

Dinner was fantastic.

Everyone was taking time to enjoy themselves, and to be happy about where they were.

They all laughed and told stories together.

Chase had originally come up with the idea to wear Christmas sweaters.

Chase’s had a shark tangled up in Christmas lights on it.

Henrik’s had a reindeer.

Sam’s was the Jacksepticeye sweater.

Jackie’s had Deadpool’s face on it with a Christmas hat.

Marvin’s had a star.

Grayson’s had a Christmas tree.

Jacque’s had Christmas lights that actually lit up.

Robbie had a really adorable snowman.

They all looked like a family.

After they finished dessert, Sam became jumpy to open presents.

“Okay, okay!” Chase finally gave in. “Let’s get into those presents!”

Sam tore through wrapping paper and ribbons.

“Whoa!” Sam pulled out a pair of Spider-Man web shooters. “Thanks guys!” They hugged Signe and Sean.

Sam got the Spider-Man gloves, an authentic doctor teddy bear surgery kit from Henrik, a B-B gun from Chase, a magician’s starter kit from Marvin, a gardening set from Grayson, a pack of easels and paint from Jacque, and posable zombie figurine from Robbie.

“Thank you all so much!” They smiled.

Everyone looked at Jackie. He hadn’t put anything for Sam under the tree.

Jackie was standing with his arms behind his back.

“I--um... forgot to wrap it,” He said nervously. None of them had seen Jackie so nervous before.

“That’s okay,” Sam chuckled.

Jackie hesitantly pulled out what he had for Sam. It was a large green and blue cape. It had a septiceye in the center, and blue lettering said “Septiceye Sam.”

“I made it,” Jackie smiled, “Because I know how much you like superheroes, I wanted to show you that you’re one too.”

Sam squealed. They tossed it over their shoulders.

It was a perfect fit.

Everyone had gotten a present for Sam, but they also did a secret Santa for one another.

They all went searching for their gifts.

Sean tore his open first.

“Whoa!” He grinned as he turned around the lamp. It was a lamp with tiny cut out star designs and a lightbulb inside.

Signe opened hers next. It was a tiny cactus with a pink flower resting on top.

“Thank you!” She said as she admired it’s tiny pot.

Chase was next.

His present was a t-shirt that said “Bro Hard or Bro Home.”

“I think I’m in love...”

Henrik opened up a collected set of Neal Shusterman’s Unwind,

“You know I have a mind for dystopia!”

Jackie’s stood about 3 inches taller than he did. He tore the wrapping paper off of it.

It was a 6 foot tall cardboard cut out of Ryan Reynolds dressed as Deadpool.

Jackie let out a squeal.

Marvin opened up a deck of playing cards all designed to look like different types of fruit.

Grayson opened a set of candles all shaped like flowers. They smelled like heaven.

Jacque opened a set of copic markers and almost started crying.

Robbie opened up a small duck plush. He didn’t understand what it was, but he began hugging it and knew their bond had formed for eternity.

“Uh..?” Sam wandered to the back of the tree. “Who is this from?”

He held up a medium sized gift wrapped in brown paper. It was sealed with electrical tape.

Sean swiped it out of their hand.

“Maybe you shouldn’t open that...”

“Please? It’s for me!”

Sean let out a sigh.

“Fine... don’t say I didn’t warn you.”

Sam opened up the present.

It was a small brown bear with a green ribbon tied around it’s neck. Underneath the ribbon was black thread that must have been used to sew it’s head back on. At least, Sean thought that.

On the ribbon was Sam’s name embroidered in blue.

The brown paper had something written on the inside of it. The handwriting was sharp and in such black ink that it bled through the paper.

“Merry Christmas, kiddo.

From: Santi”

Jack stood outside the house with a tiny smile on his face. He had to fight so hard in order to get that present to Sam. It was all he had. He wanted to walk inside. He wanted to be a part of a family again.

But Anti regained control.

“Why am I wearing a Christmas sweater with the Grinch's face on it?” he wondered aloud as he headed away to spend his Christmas alone.

#the-ego-fic-train #fan fic #jacksepticeye #wiishu #antisepticeye #chase brody #jackieboyman #henrik von schneeplestein #marvin the magnificent #jacques septique #septiceye sam #grayson #robbie the zombie

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tht-lesbian-fangirl · 6 years

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I was tagged by @katiemcgarth (thanks queen👑)

Rules: Answer these 85 statements about yourself, then tag 20 people.

last...

1. drink? Tea 2. phone call? My platonic wife/bestie @ggoodigii 3. text message? A new friend! 4. song you listened to? I’ll Be Good - Jaymes Young 5. time you cried? idk, last time i watched a good movie 6. dated someone twice? Nope 7. kissed someone and regretted it? Yes (@ all the boys i kissed before i realized i was a full out lezzie) 8. been cheated on? No 9. lost someone special? My cat Phantom 10. been depressed? lol cute question my prozac can answer for me 11. gotten drunk and thrown up? Nahh, not my style

fave colors:

12. Black 13. Blue 14. Purple

in the last year have you…

15. made new friends? Yes (thanks to studying abroad whoop!) 16. fallen out of love? Yeah 17. laughed until you cried? Yup 18. found out someone was talking about you? Nope 19. met someone who changed you? Yeah... 20. found out who your friends are? I already knew ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 21. kissed someone on your facebook friends list? Unfortunately lol

general

22. how many of your facebook friends do you know irl? that’s a loaded question man... 23. do you have any pets? Just one cat now 24. do you want to change your name? Nah, I dig my name 25. what did you do for your last birthday? My friends threw me a surprise party and i love them!! 26. what time did you wake up today? 6:50am 27. what were you doing at midnight last night? Sleeeeeping ‘cause that jetlag has yet to wear off 28. what is something you cant wait for? Listen guys, I just want a wife and two kids and some cats and to just settle down and be happy with the people I love that’s really all I want 30. what are you listening to right now? Meet Me on the Battlefield - Svrcina 31. have you ever talked to a person named tom? wtf. probably? 32. something thats getting on your nerves? Nothing? I’m pretty easy going 33. most visited website? Binch you think I ever escape this hellsite 34. hair color? Brown 35. long or short hair? Long 36. do you have a crush on someone? Yep and she’s currently 4,098 miles away rn but that’s FINE. 37. what do you like about yourself? I like the few talents I posses. My eyes are cool too. 38. want any piercings? I’m good with just my ears 39. blood type? O- 40. nicknames? My high school straight crush who’s no longer straight who I also just lunch with used to call me Ellie lol 41. relationship status? Single (if y’all couldn’t tell from my previous answers..) 42. zodiac? Aries 43. pronouns? She/her 44. fave tv shows? I watch WAY too many shows, but Orphan Black will hands down always be my favorite 45. tattoos? Nah, against my sect of Judaism 46. right or left handed? Ambidextrous ;) 47. ever had surgery? Yeah just minor 48. piercings? Just one in each ear 49. sport? Karate and Krav maga 50. vacation? Thailand would be swell 51. trainers? Converse? I mean...the sports I do don’t require shoes lol

more general 52. eating? nothing but I could go for anything rn 53. drinking? Still tea... 54. im about to watch? ONE DAY AT A TIME SEASON 2 YASSSSS 55. waiting for? dinner! always! 56. want? a wife and to meet katie mcgay 57. get married? crossing ma fingers 58. career? Clinical therapist

which is better

59. hugs or kisses? why not bothhhhh 60. lips or eyes? Lips 61. shorter or taller? doesn’t matter to me 62. older or younger? Older 63. nice arms or stomach? Arms 64. hookup or relationship? Relationship 65. troublemaker or hesitant? Hesitant

have you ever

66. kissed a stranger? Only once 67. drank hard liquor? shh don’t tell my mom 68. lost glasses? I’ve literally had the same pair for 9 years, I’m never loosing these babies 69. turned someone down? I’m terrible at saying no :/ 70. sex on first date? Nope 71. broken someones heart? Yeah :/ 72. had your heart broken? Once by a gf and once by a friend (those totally count!!) 73. been arrested? Nope 74. cried when someone died? Only in movies 75. fallen for a friend? hahaha isn’t that gay culture

do you believe in

76. yourself? I do my best 77. miracles? No, but I do believe in fate 78. love at first sight? It’s possible 79. santa clause? whomstdve??🔯🔯🔯 80. kiss on a first date? Yea, but I always ask first!! 81. angels? I’m aware that Katie Mcgrath exists so duh

other

82. best friend’s name? Alek 83. eye colour? Green/Gray (it changes) 84. fave movie? Imagine Me and You 85. fave actress? There’s……so…..many……

I’m tagging: @stennnn06 @chloeniccole @crazyintheeast @readomon @proudlyfangirlingravenclaw @xgryffinclaw54x @severelymysticshark @xstinebouchard @clexakru2112 @nooowestayandgetcaught @a-screaming-gay @gay-and-loyal @agentofkhaose @themehplace @nerdaday @shades-of-lucidity @nerdiestnerdnerd @lenas-bitch @lena-lipbite-luthor @gendercool-alex and anyone who wants to do this!!

#here's a lot of random stuff about me whoop!#fun tag game

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thegreatwhiteferret · 6 years

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I was tagged by: @its-reddie-bitch (Thanks for this by the way, Elle. 85 fucking questions...Jesus. Lmao ❤️❤️❤️ )

1. last drink?: Venti Soy Blonde Latte from Starbucks because I am a basic white bitch

2: last phone call?: My older sister when I was on the verge of a mental breakdown.

3. last text message?: “Can I use your card for Starbucks?” Because I am a poor ass basic white bitch.

4. last song you listened to?: Rainbow by Kesha (Gets me in the feels every time)

5. last time you cried?: Mmmmmmmm last night or the early hours of today...

6. dated someone twice?: Noppppppppppppppe. Thank fucking God.

7. kissed someone and regretted it: I don’t think so.

8. been cheated on?: We weren’t “exclusive” so...but I’d fucking say that it still felt like it.

9. lost someone special?: So so many.

10. been depressed?: Severely for the majority of my life. (In case y’all hadn’t figured out that I’m an anxious and depressed mess)

11. gotten drunk and thrown up?: OH MY GOD. Only twice that I can think of, but one was really bad. Sour blue raspberry Smirnoff vodka and Titos vodka, and I filled like a full tumbler glass with that and chugged it...because why the fuck not? I’ll tell you why not, I ruined a $2,500 cowhide rug...fuck.

fave colors

12. Fluorescent Pink- Basic white bitch with Barbie tendencies.

13. Tiffany Blue- See above reasoning

14. Anything Pastel Ever

in the last year have you…

15. made new friends?: Yes, but I also lost a shit ton.

16. fallen out of love?: Hahahahaha. No romantic interactions at all in the past year so...not possible.

17. laughed until you cried?: All the time. That wine drinking Pennywise was the last thing that made me do this.

18. found out someone was talking about you?: Yes, and that bitch is lucky I had enough self control to not throw hands with her.

19. met someone who changed you?: Yes. (For better and for worse)

20. found out who your friends are?: In the hardest way possible.

21. kissed someone on your facebook friends list?: Nope, and we can leave it that way.

general:

22. how many of your facebook friends do you know irl?: All of them.

23. do you have any pets?: My furry baby who is actually an alien like Stitch dog, Pippa. (But I also have my sister’s dog with me right now)

24. do you want to change your name?: Nah, I’m good.

25. what did you do for your last birthday?: Went for dinner with my family and tried to keep myself together.

26. what time did you wake up today?: Erhmmmmmm 10:30 ish, but I laid in bed with the dogs until almost 12. It was glorious.

27. what were you doing at midnight last night?: Finishing the latest chapter of I Will Try To Fix You so I could post it and watching Bloodline (legit only for Owen Teague...don’t judge me.)

28. what is something that you can’t wait for?: Things to get better...?

30. what are you listening to right now?: Someone You Like by The Girls and The Dreamcatcher

31. have you ever talked to a person named tom?: Yup.

32. something getting on your nerves?: What doesn’t get on my nerves would be a shorter list. What irks me more than anything is people being assholes to other people because their ideals don’t match. No one is fucking asking you to engage in a poly relationship or marry your same gender so fuck off! Gahhhhh.

33. most visited website?: Tumblr (But if Google Docs counts (14 tabs open Jesus) then that’s close behind and so is Ao3).

34. hair color?: Bleached white blonde with horrendous roots. I sooooo want to do something drastic to it though,

35. long or short hair: It’s shoulder length so whatever that is.

36. do you have a crush on someone?: A real life person? No. Celebrities? Hilary fucking Knight always and forever. People on this site? ...Maybeeeeeee.

37. what do you like about yourself?: This is a really hard question. I guess I’m an alright writer and I genuinely like helping people.

38. want any piercings: I have quite a few, but I have my eye on a few for the future.

39. blood type: O+

40. nicknames: Meg, Megs, Meggie, Mefge (Typo from Wii that will never cease to haunt me!), Texas...really freaking boring I guess.

41. relationship status: Single AF...by choice, not my choice, but a choice.

42. zodiac: Libra

43. pronouns: She/Her

44. fave tv show: Golden Girls (and a million others, I watch a lot of TV tbh)

45. tattoos: I have a list of 14 that I want when I have money.

46. right or left handed: Right

47. ever had surgery: I’ve had sinus surgery and gastric related surgery so far. There will be more in the future I am sure.

48 . piercings: Two lobes each ear, industrial, rook, conch, and tragus. (Nips, belly button, and something else in the future hopefully)

49. sport: HOCKEY, ALL DAY EVERY DAY BABY!!!

50. vacation: I haven’t been on one in years. I am dying to go to Disney and London.

51. trainers: Converse Chuck Taylors

more general

52. eating: Salad but I want to make a mug cookie...

53. drinking: Still working on that Latte

54. im about to watch: I’m watching some British family cook off show with my mom and sister on Netflix.

55. waiting for: Better days, they better be coming quickly.

56. want: To actually be motivated enough to quickly finish the 14 requests I have!!! Hahahaha, that’s why it’s a want and not a possibility.

57. get married? YES PLEASE! But I think someone has to actually be able to tolerate me for this to happen. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

58. career: I quit my original dream career and now I am going back to school for nursing. It was toxic and I needed a change.

59. hugs or kisses: ALL OF THE PHYSICAL AFFECTION PLEASE!

60. lips or eyes: Eyes. Oh my God, EYES.

61. shorter or taller: ¿Por que no los dos?

62. older or younger: I don’t care as long as they are at least 18...sounds bad but whatever.

63. nice arms or stomach: Uhmmmm either?

64. hookup or relationship: Relationship

65. troublemaker or hesitant: It depends on the situation.

66. kissed a stranger: Not yet, but I would.

67. drank hard liquor: Pretty much all I drink because I am allergic to beer and do not like wine. I actually owe my sister six shots of fireball, so that’s going to happen and I will be on the floor...

68. lost glasses: All the fucking time and then I can’t find them because I’m blind! Endless struggle.

69. turned someone down: Yes...and ghosted people too.

70. sex on the first date: SURE. Why the fuck not??

71. broken someones heart: I don’t think so.

72. had your heart broken: Yes, and at the time I thought I would never recover, but I’m still kicking bitches.

73. been arrested: No.

74. cried when someone died: So so so so so so so so much.

75. fallen for a friend: Yes, multiple times, and they were awful decisions!

do you believe in…

76. yourself: No. Unfortunately. It’s a struggle, but I promise that I am going to get help very soon and work on this. I’m just very very hard on myself and don’t like when I’m not perfect. 😕😕😕

77. miracles: Maybe...

78. love at first sight: Nope. Infatuation of lust at first sight? Yes. Love? No, I don’t think it’s something to play around with and it has to grow.

79. santa clause: I CAN HEAR THE BELLS!!!!

80. kiss on a first date: I mean I already said why not to sex on the first date, so kissing is mild.

81. angels: I don’t know. Angels I’m not sure about, but I do believe in spirits and things of that nature.

82. best friend’s name: Can I say my dog? Is that pathetic? Pippa is my ride or die, guys.

83. eye color: Blue

84. fave movie: Inglorious Basterds, IT, and Rise of the Guardians in no specific order, because I am indecisive and can’t choose.

85. fave actor: I can’t choose one! Taron Egerton, Michael B. Jordan, and Evan Peters are high on my list though.

I have no idea who has already been tagged so I’m just going to throw some names out... @billbenbev @milagric @theriodiaries @demianhill @dannybriereisaliferuiner @valiantlydeepestdinosaur And literally anyone else who wants to do this!

#Meg Writes Things #Meg Takes Way Too LOng To Answer Simple Prompts #Meg Overthinks everything too #ME

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whitecanarys-remade · 6 years

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i was tagged by @transpoedameron THANKS FOR TAGGING ME OLIVER ILY

rules: answer these 85 statements about yourself, then tag 20 people

i’m tagging (feel free to ignore this): @avalances, @boggarts, @wheelernancy, @jenniferspierce, @wyattleo, @calcalores, @oronanlynch, @alexkarev, @femmehealer, and @karolinadeanz, and anyone else who’d like to do this!

last

1. drink: water 2. phone call: my dad 3. text message: “we should name this gc” 4. song you listened to: hey there delilah 5. time you cried: today

ever

6. dated someone twice? nope 7. kissed someone and regretted it? nope 8. been cheated on? nope 9. lost someone special? yeah 10. been depressed? yep! 11. gotten drunk and thrown up? nope

fave colours

12. blue 13. purple 14. red

in the last year have you...

15. made new friends? yes!! 16. fallen out of love? no 17. laughed until you cried? yup 18. found out someone was talking about you? not that i recall 19. met someone who changed you? not really 20. found out who your friends are? yup! 21. kissed someone on your facebook friends list? akdsfjasd i’ve never kissed anyone at all never mind someone on my facebook friends list

general

22. how many of your facebook friends do you know in rl? all of them, but they’re only people i like, i don’t just friend people randomly 23. do you have any pets? three cats (zeus, zeno, cookie) and one dog (duke) 24. do you want to change your name? kinda...... 25. what did you do for your last birthday? uhhhh i think i went out to eat with one of my best friends and we went to dairy queen after and kinda just drove around 26. what time did you wake up today? 7:15 27. what were you doing at midnight last night? sleeping 28. what is something you can’t wait for? stranger things 3!!! but also httyd 3, incredibles 2, got s8, the new mutants movie and a bunch of other stuff 29. what are you listening to right now? nothing :o 30. have you ever talked to a person named tom? yup! 31. something that’s getting on your nerves? the amount of schoolwork i’ve been getting 33. most visited website? youtube, tumblr, or netflix 34. hair color: auburn/reddish brown 35. long or short hair: i have long 36. do you have a crush on someone? not really, unless celebrities count for this, then yes i have a few 37. what do you like about yourself? how strong-willed and determined i can be when i really want something, my adventurousness, my willingness to do what it takes to protect those i care about 38. want any piercings? i’m fine with the simple ones i have 39. blood type: no idea 40. nicknames: my full name’s christine so chrissy is actually a nickname, also any of my id names if you want 41. relationship status: single 42. zodiac: virgo 43. pronouns: she/her 44. fave tv shows: st, got, lot, flash, runaways, 45. tattoos: i want to get some eventually 46. right or left-handed? right 47. ever had surgery? nah 48. piercings: i have my ears pierced but i like, never change them out lmao 49. sport: i ran cross country in high school, still like to run in my free time. was also part of marching band (IT IS A SPORT FIGHT ME I DARE YOU) 50. vacation: i’d love to get out of this country and experience a new place for once, but i’d also love to go to arizona, california, los angeles, or the wizarding world of harry potter again, maybe with my friends though 51. trainers: ????

more general

52. eating: nothing at the moment 53. drinking: nothing 54. i’m about to watch: nothing, i should be doing my homework but i’m doing this instead 55. waiting for: the same things that i listed under “something you can’t wait for” 56. want: to see/meet bea miller, or go to a live ramin djawadi got concert 57. get married? not really, but who knows 58. career: every time someone asks me what i want my career to be i just think PARANORMAL INVESTIGATOR but idk

which is better

59. hugs or kisses: hugs 60. lips or eyes: eyes 61. shorter or taller: don’t really care 62. older or younger: uhhh they just can’t be three years younger than me or three years older than me, even though two is kinda pushing it also 63. nice arms or stomach: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 64. hookup or relationship: relationship 65. troublemaker or hesitant: somewhere in between

have you ever

66. kidded a stranger? lol no 67. drank hard liquor? i don’t drink 68. lost glasses? yeah, but usually just around my house or my car, so it’s easy to find them 69. turned someone down? idk if this counts as turning someone down, but in seventh grade someone asked me out and i had no idea what to do, so i told them that i’d give them my answer the next day and from then on kept avoiding the question 70. sex on first date? no. 71. broken someone’s heart? i don’t think so? 72. had your heart broken? no 73. been arrested? no but i’ve sat in the back of a police car 74. cried when someone died? yeah 75. fallen for a friend? no

do you believe in

76. yourself? sometimes 77. miracles? not really..... 78. love at first sight? no but i do believe in soulmates 79. santa clause? no 80. kiss on a first date? if the date went pretty well, then sure 81. angels? sure!

other

82. best friend’s name: rose, rachel, marissa 83. eye colour: blue 84. fave movie: how to train your dragon’s probably my all time favorite, but i have many more which can be found here 85. fave actor: the boys of it 2017 and stranger things ! (i can’t choose just one okay i love all my children equally)

#tag game

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hostagesandsnacks · 6 years

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About Me

Tagged by @thevulturesquadron, thank u!

last

1. Drink: black tea with pine syrup 2. Phone call: uhh FedEx dude i think? 3. text message: the security code for online bank payment lmao 4. song you listened to: “Blockbuster” by Sweet 5. time you cried: a few days ago after i finished replaying Inquisition

ever

6. dated someone twice?: no 7. kissed someone and regretted it: god yes 8. been cheated on: not that i know of 9. lost someone special: yes 10. been depressed: yes 11. gotten drunk and thrown up : yup

fave colors

12. lime green 13. steel grey 14. plum purple

in the last year have you…

15. made new friends: yes 16. fallen out of love: no 17. laughed until you cried: so many times 18. found out someone was talking about you: yes, though in a good way 19. met someone who changed you: no 20. found out who your friends are: nothing i didnt already know 21. kissed someone on your facebook friends list: no

general

22. how many of your facebook friends do you know irl: all of them 23. do you have any pets: a cat named Pola 24. do you want to change your name: no 25. what did you do for your last birthday: went to see The Last Jedi 26. what time did you wake up today: 8 am 27. what were you doing at midnight last night: browsing through fashion shows 30. what are you listening to right now: “Hey that’s no way to say goodbye” by Leonard Cohen 31. have you ever talk to a person named tom : yes 32. something that’s getting on your nerves: my own procrastination 33. most visited website: oh boy could you ever guess 34. hair colour: natural - dark blonde, current - dark brown 35. long or short hair: chin-length 36. do you have a crush on someone: nope 37. what do you like about yourself: my ability to think of logical and practical solutions esp. when it comes to design and work 38. want any piercings: maybe some more in my ears 39. blood type: B+ 40. nicknames: Agat which is just one letter less than my full name, much original 41. relationship status: ima die alone 42. zodiac: sagittarius 43. pronouns: she/her 44. fave tv shows: im blanking on everything rn 45. tattoos: fibonacci spiral on right forearm 46. right or left handed: right 47. ever had surgery: 2 so far 48. piercings: 7 in my ears and a pierced lip tho i dont use that one anymore 49. sport: it used to be swimming and sailing 50. vacation: yes please. anywhere. dump me in a forest for a month. 51. trainers: as in shoes? i like them just fine

more general

52. eating: garlic bread 53. drinking: tea 54. I’m about to watch: the gifted 56. want: more garlic bread 57. get married: eh maybe? 58. career: getting more film or tv work would be cool. wouldnt mind working on a commercial either

which is better

59. hugs or kisses: HUGS 60. lips or eyes: eyes 61. shorter or taller: depends on what youre tryin to do 62. older or younger: older i guess? 63. nice arms or stomach: arms. give strong hugs. 64. hookup or relationship: id like a relationship but im bad at those 65. troublemaker or hesitant: hesitant

have you ever

66. kissed a stranger: yes 67. drank hard liquor: yes 68. lost glasses : no, they are glued to my face 69. turned someone down: yes 70. sex on first date: yeah 71. broken someones heart: yes 72. had your heart broken: yes 73. been arrested: no 74. cried when someone died: yes 75. fallen for a friend: no

do you believe in…

76. yourself: kind of 77. miracles: not really 78. love at first sight: no 79. santa clause: no 80. kiss on a first date: sure 81. angels: no, just good humans

other

82. best friend’s name: you will never know 83. eye colour: sorta greenish-greyish lichen colour 84. fave movie: so many, but for the sake of this post let’s say ‘Pride and prejudice’ (2005) 85. fave actor: idk nothing comes to mind now

tagging: as always, anyone who wants to do this

#tag games #ask games #idk maybe it's kinda douchey but i don't like tagging people #long post

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hwangminyeo · 7 years

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questions tag

tagged by @hahasunqwoons (ty for tagging me love!)

THE LAST

drink: water, i drink water like 80% of the time tbh

phone call: yesterday

text message: texted myself a reminder to put together a shit compilation video for min’s bday

song you listened to: the weekend by sza!

time you cried: a month ago? beauty and the beast live action gets to me LOL

HAVE YOU EVER

dated someone twice: yes (take tips from me and DO NOT)

kissed someone and regretted it: yes

been cheated on: no

lost someone special: yes

been depressed: yeah but the last time was like a while ago? maybe a few years ago lol i just slept all the time tbh so i don’t remember LOL

gotten drunk and thrown up: nope (i rarely drink/have been blessed with a high tolerance)

3 FAVORITE COLORS

pink

black

white

IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU

made new friends: yesss

fallen out of love: yes

laughed until you cried: this happens weekly tbh

found out someone was talking about you: nope

met someone who changed you: definitely!

found out who your friends are: yup

kissed someone on your Facebook list: no it’s mostly just family and friends/people i went to high school with lolol

GENERAL

how many Facebook friends do you know in real life: 90% (still have family in the philippines/elsewhere that i haven’t met yet)

do you have any pets: a dog who is hot/cold with me

do you want to change your name: asdfghskssk yes! at first my mom was gonna name me catalina (which sounds cuter than my name) until abigail caught her eye in a baby book

what did you do for your last birthday: family dinner! stuffed myself with sweets

what time did you wake up: 10 am

what were you doing at midnight last night: tumblr/pretty sure i was reading a book???

name something you can’t wait for: having my room back LOL i have family staying over and my room is being used

when was the last time you saw your mom: a few minutes ago lol

what are you listening to right now: the clacking sound of my keyboard and my mom’s tv

have you ever talked to a person named tom: maybe like once? idk

something that is getting on your nerves: you know how i have family staying with me? they’re so messy and i have to keep cleaning up after them :( (grandma mode strikes again)

most visited website: youtube bc i’ve been watching videos on how to raise a cat when in reality i can’t bc i already have a dog LOL

hair color: all black

long or short hair: my hair is a bit past my armpits now…medium??

do you have a crush on someone: nope

what do you like about yourself: my hair bc it’s finally healthy LOL

blood type: idk

nickname: abby (abigail is my full first name lmao but i hate the full version), babs, abs, bee, beebee

relationship status: single (also haven’t been on a date in over a year so that says a lot LOL)

zodiac: Leo

pronouns: she/her

favorite tv show: Pretty Little Liars, Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt, Riverdale (cole sprouse tho)

tattoos: hopefully getting a matching one with my sister later this year or next? i want a small “a” bc her name starts with a and she’s getting a small “b” bc that’s basically my name with family lol and i also want about 4 or 5 more (small ones tho)

right or left handed: Right

surgery: nope

sport: i possess no athletic skills whatsoever

vacation: nah i’m staying in my home state this summer ahhh

pair of shoes: i have 2 that i wear a lot! checkered vans slip ons/black chunky booties

MORE GENERAL

eating: breakfast!

drinking: water

I’m about to: go ahead and shower/do makeup

waiting for: minhyun’s bday so i can shitpost

want: to take a nap tbh asdfghjkda

get married: yes

career: college student/baby sitter (thank god the girl i babysit is calm as hell or else i wouldn’t know what to do)

WHICH IS BETTER

hugs or kisses: Both

lips or eyes: Both

shorter or taller: Taller

older or younger: older

nice arms or nice stomach: ARMS

hook up or relationship: Relationship

troublemaker or hesitant: none, they both have downsides ???

HAVE YOU EVER

kissed a stranger: nope

drank hard liquor: yes

lost glasses/contact lenses: nope bc i would literally be blind if i did

turned someone down: yes

sex on the first date: nope

broken someone’s heart: asdfghsksk unfortunately!! but i was unaware at the time

had your heart broken: yes

been arrested: no

cried when someone died: does’t everyone tho?

fallen for a friend: yes

DO YOU BELIEVE IN

yourself: honestly, it depends on my mood LOL

miracles: sometimes

love at first sight: no

santa clause: i knew he was never real when i caught my mom writing “from: santa” on my brother’s present when i was 4 lmao

kiss on the first date: no

angels: yeah

OTHER

eye color: dark brown

favorite movie: definitely zombieland! i always laugh when i watch it

I will tag: @kangdan101 @godkangdaniel @extraongdinary @l-guanlin @ongsecngwoo @kangniel @ongeuigeon @luminous-point @hyuncakes @hyun95 @2hyeons @emperorhwangs @minhwangs @jeo-jang @romeong-daliet

#i've turned my filter off for the day so that explains some answers lol #i look forward to reading yalls answers!#and that you're doing okay bc w1 debut just happened ;___;#i meant i hope that*#so many tags going around lately #hehe #queued

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divinejusticespiritual · 7 years

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Tagged

I was tagged by @xcandyslice

Rules: Answer these 92 statements and tag 10 people.

THE LAST:

1. Drink: Water

2. Phone call: Work

3. Text message: Bianca

4. Song you listened to: Let It Go - Idina Menzel (Yes, I still love this song. Sue me)

5. Time you cried: When I found out I didn’t get full time at Publix. This was several weeks ago. I was so angry.

HAVE YOU:

6. Dated someone twice: No

7. Kissed someone and regretted it: No

8. Been cheated on: No

9. Lost someone special: No

10. Been depressed: Yes

11. Gotten drunk and thrown up: Nope, I don’t drink ever.

LIST 3 FAVORITE COLORS:

12-14: Pink, blue, and purple

IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU:

15. Made new friends: Yes

16. Fallen out of love: No. I have had fictional crushes but nothing ever serious.

17. Laughed until you cried: Uh…no?

18. Found out someone was talking about you: Yeah.

19. Met someone who changed you: Nope, unless you count your boss at work.

20. Found out who your friends are: Yup

21. Kissed someone on your Facebook list: I don’t even go on FaceBook on anymore due to the political crap.

GENERAL:

22. How many of your Facebook friends do you know in real life: Most of them that I knew either at school or work.

23. Do you have any pets: I used to have a bird. But she died years ago, even though my dad, brother, and I still talk about her to this day by keep making new nicknames for her. XD

24. Do you want to change your name: Sometimes. But most of the time I don’t because I do like my name.

25. What did you do for your last Birthday: Nothing. I think worked.

26. What time did you wake up: Uh…6 am but only to take a shower and go back to bed pfft

27. What were you doing at midnight last night: Watching a let’s play.

28. Name something you can’t wait for: Getting Cars 3, Despicable Me 3, and Captain Underpants on DVDs.

29. When was the last time you saw your mom: Just a few minutes ago.

30. What is one thing you wish you could change in your life: Wish I did better in school.

31. What are you listening right now: Various youtube videos.

32. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom?: Uh…I don’t know.

33. Something that is getting on your nerves: Stupid people.

34. Most visited Website: Deviantart, youtube, and tumblr

LOST QUESTIONS.

35. Mole/s: Nope

36. Mark/s: Nope

37. Childhood dream: I wanted to be a vet

38. Hair Colour: Brown

39. Long or short hair: Medium length

40. Do you have a crush on someone: Does a fictional character count?

41. What do you like about yourself: Drawing my OTPs. :3

42. Piercings: Ears.

43. Blood type: Uh…I think it’s O?

44. Nickname: Chrissy

45. Relationship status: Single, sadly

46. Zodiac: Pisces

47. Pronouns: She/Her

48. Favorite TV Show: Danny Phantom still

49. Tattoos: Nope.

50. Right or left hand: Right handed

51. Surgery: Nope.

52. Hair dyed in different color: Nope. Though I had thought about it.

53. Sport: Hell no…

55. Vacation: I would like to go somewhere. Anywhere is fine.

56. Pair of trainers: Nike?

MORE GENERAL:

57. Eating Currently: Nothing

58. Drinking currently: Nothing but probably water

59. I’m about to: Color more on photoshop and Sai

61. Waiting for: movies to come out on DVD

62. Want to: get better at NSFW art

63. Get married: Yes!

64. Career: Deli Clerk

WHICH IS BETTER

65. Hugs or kisses: Both but I love hugs the best

66. Lips or eyes: Both I’m sure

67. Shorter or taller: Both

68. Older or younger: Uh…both again for this?

70. Nice arms or nice stomach: I like both lol

71. Sensitive or loud: Sensitive.

72. Hook up or relationship: Relationship.

73. Troublemaker or hesitant: Hesitant

HAVE YOU EVER:

74. Kissed a stranger: Hell no

75. Drank hard liquor: No. Again, I don’t drink and I never will

76. Lost glasses/contact lenses: Nope, I keep my glasses safe.

77. Turned someone down: Yes.

78. Sex in the first date: No duh

79. Broken someone’s heart: Don’t think so?

80. Had your heart broken: …yes

81. Been arrested: Heck no.

82. Cried when someone died: Both fictional characters and my family members.

83. Fallen for a friend: No.

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:

84. Yourself: I wish…

85. Miracles: The Lord has helped me several times so yes.

86. Love at first sight: I do believe that when someone meets their soul mate, they feel something they never felt before, so I would have to say yes.

87. Santa Clause: Honestly, I still believe in his spirit. Thanks to Rise of the Guardians.

88. Kiss in the first date: Sure.

89. Angels: Yes.

OTHER:

90. Current best friends’ names: Bianca, Chelsi, Erica, Ki, Sam, Cass, Lai, and Kammy.

91. Eyecolor: Between brown and hazel

92. Favorite movie: Rise of the Guardians, Beauty and the Beast (original cartoon), Princess and the Frog, Tangled, and the Cars franchise.

I tag no one. It’s up to anyone if they wanna do this.

#Chrissy's little tags

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yukizus-blog · 7 years

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92 truths

I was tagged by @hiimcaroline, which obviously want me dead xD

1. Drink: Cola

2. Phone Call: Mum

3. Text: “I will be back before midnight” to my mum

4. Song you listened to: Missi Hale - What the world needs now is love

5. Time you cried: Yesterday, but not much surprisingly

HAVE YOU EVER…

6. Dated someone twice: yop

7. Been cheated on: Kinda, hard to explain

8. Kissed someone and regretted it: Yup

9. Lost someone special: Yes

10. Been depressed: Ya.

11. Gotten drunk and threw up: Ya... xD’’

LIST 3 FAVORITE COLORS:

• blue • violet • turquoise

IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU…

15. Made new friends: Yes, fortunately ❤️ I’d die otherwise xD

16. Fallen out of love: Hmmm... No, not of a particular person I guess. Things, like Caroline mentioned, yeah.

17. Laughed until you cried: Sure thing, many many times

18. Found out someone was talking about you: Yeah. Nah.

19. Met someone who changed you: I don’t know if I met, but I got closer to some people and that changed me

20. Found out who your true friends are: It’s always difficult to say, there are friends, but they can go anytime and I won’t blame anyone - it’s life. One time you’re closer to somebody and then suddenly not. It may come back, but life is life. I hope those, who I consider friends now will stay them for a long time

21. Kissed someone on your Facebook list: I don’t really know what do you mean... xD Like, the list on my right I see now? Yeah. xD

22. How many of your Facebook friends do you know in really life?: All of them, otherwise I wouldn’t have them as my FB friends - most of them are not close to me.

23. Do you have any pets: Yeah! A cat, Kesio/Keś and I’m incredibly happy about that

24. Do you want to change your name?: I used to want it so badly, now I’m getting used to this, but still I don’t really feel special connection with my name - almost all my friends call me Yuki or Śniegi

25. What did you do for your last birthday?: My awesome uni friends made me a cake and then gave me cola and we went to drink some tea! It was so sweet, thank you so much <3 Then I met up with my boyfriend. I’m used to celebrating my birthday, but lately it’s just so modest, that I was really grateful for that

26. What time did you wake up?: Many times. Officially, 9:30, nah

27: What were you doing at midnight last night: Explaining relative clauses to my friend via facebook xD

28. Name something you cannot wait for: graduating from uni, holidays (I hate the heat, but at least no uni...), moving out from my home!! especially the last one; aaand having my own family

29. When was the last time you saw your mom: 5 minutes ago

30. What is one thing you wish you can change about your life: One? Phah xD My laziness, anxiety, stressing too much about stuff that matter more or less, also my daily schedule... and my procrastination, oh yeah

31. What are you listening to right now: TV that I hear from the other room xD

32. Have you talked to a person named Tom: “Tom” I don’t think so, but Polish equivalent, which is “Tomasz” yes <- copied from Caroline, becuase same xD

33. Something that is getting on your nerves: Too much stress in my life and almost no free time without getting stressed about things that I should be doing... Thanks Uni, fuck you too

34. Most visited website: Tumblr, youtube, facebook :D

35. Elementary: Done

36: High School: Also done

37: College: Trying to survive.... It’s really hard tho

38. Hair color: Brown, although some people say that it’s dark blond, which always will be funny for me - no, it’s fucking not, geez xD Soon, I will have ombre, with silver toner ;>

39. Long or short hair: Medium I guess

40. Do you have a crush on someone: Dan from Imagine Dragons... I mean, my boyfriend of course! phih! (that save tho)

41. What do you like about yourself: .... yeaaaah. Suuure. But seriously, I don’t know. Not my body, but I guess that I’m empathetic, loyal and rather truth-telling, but with a skill - I mean, truth without hurting somebody’s feelings xD

42. Piercings: Two in a left ear (used to be 3), one in the right one

43. Blood type: A RH +

44. Nickname: Yuki, Śniegi

45. Relationship Status: In a relationship for 2 years :D

46. Zodiac sign: Libra

47. Pronouns: She/her

48. Favorite tv show: I don’t have a favourite one, there are some that I watch and like

49. Tattoos: In the future :D

50. Right or left hand: Right hand

FIRST…

51. Surgery: Never :D

52. Piercing: My ears, when I was like incredibly young, still baby that couldn’t talk

53. Word: Mama I guess, but not sure

54. Sport: Gymnastics and swimming, then dance, not sure what was first - now I’m just a lazy cinamon-roll

55. Vacation: Some Polish cities, the first one abroad was Germany I guess.

56. Pair of trainers: Not sure, I don’t care about the brand

RECENTLY…

57. Eating: Chicken in a creamy-mushroom sauce - I hate mushrooms, but this one wasn’t bad when you put aside mushrooms xD

58. Drinking: Tea, bitter one, could be better

59. I’m about to: Get a call from my work

60. Listening to: Shots by Imagine dragons, Broiler remix

61. Waiting for: A call from my work xDDD

62. Want: To relax without having in mind that I have to do so many things...

DO YOU WANT TO…

63. Get married: Yup, in the future, after uni I guess. Would be cool. I want my own family

64. Have a career and if so what: Yes, I’d love to be a translator (Preferably audio-visual things, like movies or tv series) <- Same as Caroline xD

WHICH IS BETTER…

65. Hugs or kisses: Both, but not too passionate kisses tho, I prefer those gentle yet full of feeling

66. Lips or eyes: eyes

67. Shorter or taller: No difference rly. I’m quite short and so is my boyfriend, but as long as he is taller than me then doesn’t matter

68. Older or younger: Rather older or at least same age

69. Spontaneous or romantic: Spontaneous and romantic - yes, it’s possible. It really depends. Lately I need more romantic stuff, but with my schedule it combines a lot xD

70. Nice arms or nice stomach: Stomach, definetely.

71. Sensitive or loud: It really depends. Sometimes sensitive, sometimes loud, lately I prefer sensitive

72. Hook up or relationship: Relationship

73. Troublemaker or hesitant: Troublemaker; hesistant are kinda annoying

HAVE YOU EVER…

74. Kissed a stranger: Yup

75. Drank hard liquor: Yup

76. Lost glasses/contact lenses: Well... I don’t wear them, but I did lost some. I have them in my cabinet, they are just lying there, dunno why I bought so many pairs xD

77. Turned someone down: Yes

78. Sex on first date: No, never, I strongly despite things like that

79. Broken someone’s heart: Hmm... Yeah. I did.

80. Had your heart broken: Oh yeah

81. Been arrested: Not yet, but been in a police station on an interrogation xD

82. Cried when someone died: Yes

83. Fallen for a friend: Yeah, for me love has to begin from a friendship, at least a little, or it should be based on one

DO YOU BELIEVE…

84. In Yourself: Sometimes or unconsciously

85. Miracles: No.

86. Love at first sight: Not really, but it can happen at the first meeting. My love was kiinda at first sight, but I was sceptical

87. Santa Claus: No

88. Kiss on the first date: Yup

89. Angels: Hmm.. not sure

OTHER…

90. Current best friend: Well that may sound sad, but I don’t really have one. Everyone around me has their best friend, so I’m just left there like h-hi can I at least talk to you? ;-; Some friends I may consider best friends, but we talk so rarely or meet hardly ever... Stupid uni, really, it destroys my life...

91. Eye color: Grey. In some light they’re green-ish or kinda blue... But I always say that they’re grey

92. Favorite movie: I reaaaally don’t have favourite movies, tv series or anime. It’s hard to choose or nothing comes to my mind when I have to answer stuff like that.

I tag: @adsuro@likebreakofdawn @mikux3 same as always, because I don’t have more friends on tumblr hehehehe ;-;

#tag #92 truths

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thayerkerbasy · 7 years

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Tag Thing

Somebody ( @dmsilvisart ) decided it would be a good idea to tag me in a thing. Y’all know what happens when you try to tell me what to post, right? Yup. I fuck with it. Some of what follows will be truth, some will be lies. I might not answer a question, I might change it, I don’t know, I haven’t decided yet. Let’s see how this goes.

LAST

1) Drink: tea

2) Phone call: my mother

3) Text message: the Spouse

4) Song listened to: unnamed song for research purposes

5) Time you cried: why is this always a question? No.

HAVE YOU EVER

6) Dated somebody twice: Pfft! What is this dating? We fling ourselves into full-blown relationships like men.

7) Been cheated on: yes

8) Kissed someone and regretted it: yeah, that person had nasty breath

9) Lost someone special: miss you, grandma

10) Been depressed: nope, I’m a ray of fucking sunshine

11) Gotten drunk and puked: fuck you, it was a year before I could enjoy orange juice again

THREE FAVOURITE COLOURS

12) lightning bolt in the middle of a thunderstorm

13) autumn forest after a rainstorm

14) green

IN THE LAST YEAR YOU HAVE YOU

15) Made new friends: no, I’m still missing the last few pieces

16) Fallen out of love: no

17) Laughed until you cried: no

18) Found out someone was gossiping about you: thankfully no, I wouldn’t want to have to hide a body

19) Met someone who changed your life: fucking time travellers

20) Found out who your true friends are: dammit, do I only get three guesses?

21) Kissed someone on your Facebook list: I kiss my spouse daily

HOW MANY/MUCH

22) Facebook friends: You keep using that word. I don’t think it means what you think it means.

23) Pets: one guinea pig

24) Want to change your name: How many want to change my name? Excellent question! My answer: chartreuse

WHAT

25) Did I get for my birthday: I don’t know. Will you tell me?

26) Time I woke up: Was I supposed to be spying on you and nobody told me?

27) Were you doing at midnight: planning world domination

28) Can’t you wait for: the ending of spring break.... go back to school, kidlets

29) Was the last time you saw your mom: A year and a half ago

30) Was something you wish you could change about your life: hmm... I’d love to have enough extra money to afford another tattoo right about now

31) Are you listening to right now: cars zooming by outside and the occasional youtube video on Da Boy’s computer

32) Gets on your nerves: repetition. Seriously, I heard the first time. Shut up.

33) Talked to a person named Tom: What talked to a person named Tom? I don’t know. Show me a picture, maybe I can identify it.

34) Is your most visited website: Tumblr

35) Elementary school/primary school: Who comes up with this stuff?

36) High School: I’m reading a bunch of fanfic today instead of writing.

37) College: Stuff by the awesome @grey2510 from their Light’s Grace ‘Verse.

38) Hair colour: brown

39) Long/short hair: short

40) Crush: No, I haven’t crushed anything lately, unless maybe someone’s hopes and dreams. It’s possible.

41) Do you like about yourself: I’m a fucking ray of goddamn sunshine.

42) Piercings: ears

43) Blood type: I prefer a smooth O+ but I’ve been known to enjoy AB on occasion.

44) Nickname: M’Lord

45) Relationship status: Person who has a spouse.

46) Zodiac: Absolute rubbish.

47) Pronouns: I enjoy all pronouns. Let’s keep things simple here and stick to he/him though.

48) Favourite show: If this is a serious question, I don’t think we can be friends

49) Tattoos: yes

50) Left or right handed: Trying to get an advantage over me? It won’t work. You’ll try to challenge me to single combat, but my second in command will get you from behind before I have to answer.

FIRST

51) Surgery: It’ll be when I get around to making my new friends.

52) Piercings: ears

53) Best friend: me

54) Sport: First sport? I’m honestly not sure which sport was invented first.

55) Vacation: It was a place. Things were done.

56) Pair of shoes: Wow, you certainly expect me to remember pretty far back.

RIGHT NOW

57) Eating: the hearts of my enemies

58) Drinking: the blood of my enemies

59) I am about to: type words on this quiz, damn, it happened already

60) Listening to: you already asked this... seriously, get it together

61) Waiting for: the right moment to take over the world

62) Want to see: new ideas. These things are so predictable.

63) Want to get married: I did that. I have witnesses.

64) Career: Evil Overlord/Baker

WHICH IS BETTER

65) Hugs/kisses: choosing is for suckers

66) Lips/eyes: I enjoy having both of those things

67) Taller/shorter: yes, variety is good

68) Younger/older: both of these things happen

69) Romantic/spontaneous: I hear some of you aren’t so well-rounded. I’m sorry you can’t enjoy all the things

70) Nice arms/nice stomach: All about the objectifying, are we? Parts are parts and they’re all good.

71) Sensitive/loud: Okay, loud people can fuck right off.

72) Hookup/relationship: relationship

73) Troublemaker/hesitant: There’s a middle ground in there.

HAVE YOU EVER

74) Kissed a stranger: I’d known them for five hours. Does that count?

75) Drank hard liquor: How young was the person who wrote this? Drank it, mixed it, served it, cooked with it... yeah.

76) Lost glasses/contact lenses: No. I’ve never been irresponsible with the things that let me see more than six inches beyond my face.

77) Turned someone down: Oh fuck yeah, I have standards.

78) Canoodling on a first date: What is this date of which you speak?

79) Broken someone’s heart: I dunno about “broken”, but I probably bruised it.

80) Had your own heart broken: Just cracked. All better now.

81) Been arrested: Shh! We’re not talking about that.

82) Cried when someone died: Seriously? Nosy much? It’s nobody’s business how you choose to mourn. Unless we’re talking fictional characters, in which case shut up.

83) Fallen for a friend: The Spouse is my best friend and is made of awesome

DO YOU BELIEVE IN

84) Yourself: I do indeed exist

85) Miracles: The Universe tends to come through for me when it matters.

86) Santa Clause: Naw, I vanquished his ass when he broke in.

87) Kisses on a first date: What is this date business. I skip those and go directly to kisses.

88) Angels: *shrug* If they exist, they’re mighty quiet about it.

89) Love at first sight: Nope. Takes at least a few hours.

OTHER

90) Best friend’s name: My other best friend’s name? What kind of quiz is this?

91) Eye colour: Other eye colour? Well, I do have a few. Dark green, light green and brown.

92) Favourite movie: Choosing is for suckers.

As always, tag your own damn self. I think next time I get tagged in something, I’m just gonna rewrite the whole damn thing. I’m tired of questions written by teens/kids fresh out of high school.

#tag game #thayer stuff #fuck the rules #you ain't the boss of me #not spn #overlord thayer

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