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I would love to see your seventeen answer with as much details you want to share

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omg of course! my official bias lines can be found in my about me but im always happy to talk about my men 😍

so as we all know, woozi is my ult and i love him more than life itself, thus my fav picture of him is ever changing and hard to pin down. currently, it's a toss up between these two

idk i just love his smile and love to see him happy it brings me real joy even in these dark ass times!!

Mingyu is next, he was my first bias (ever) and i can never rid myself of him he's too hot and sexy and clumsy and large and sweet and smart

this is my fav pic of him i love that it's blurry and he looks so excited and cute and boyfriend i love him sm

then my third bias is boo seungkwan and i had to admit that to myself recently! it used to be hoshi but ive been a lil less fond of him ever since he called boo a pig on a live broadcast during bss promo and i made myself decide who i would marry if it couldn't be jihoon, mingyu, or coups (i can't officially bias him bc of one of my besties but he's considered a wrecker), and it would be boo! im an enfp so i feel like we'd fit well together and i adore him so much even tho he wrecked mingyu's meringue so many times

this is my fav picture of him i just love his lil smile and he's so cute and i love him

for wreckers, we have hoshi and coups!

i have a whole post for my fav pics of soonyoung but if i had to narrow it down, it's between these two!

i love his smile and his cheekies i want to bite him n kiss him n love him

and my fav pic of coups alternates between these two, he's so husband and you can see his tat and he's swimming so he's having fun and there's less weight on his shoulders than normal and i just love him

u need ur ass ate for this shu content?? can i be🫃anon? mpreg supremacy. when has cismen giving birth been so wrong 🙄🙄 mpreg is BASED. 🫶🫶

anyways pet play w mysta. he sounds like my dead ahh chihuahua i had when i was little. making him yip and embarrass himself prob gets him off more. but mysta. mysta switch arc tbh. i can see him calling us a little bitch yanking us from the collar. switch mysta supremacy ?:?/!!/ muzzle him for bumping ur underwear again. the thing about muzzles. u can talk, moan or wtv!! but u cant. kiss. something about him whining about no kisses makes me FERAL. and the other way around. like pls let me have ur mold infested spit daddy pig oink oink

luca. LULU MY BELOVED. dumb ahh virgin playing innocent. we know he does some shit. like he’s probably slip it in the wrong hole ( arnus ) BUT YOURE 24. once he gets used to sex i can totally see him dropping the innocent façade!! he will be super superr sorry afterwards;; but first time with him.idk why but men not even able to last long. turn me on sm. like just slide it in a lil. just the tip and have them goo goo gaga go crazy go stupid. i love my men pathetic.

i wish someone was eating my ass rn AND OFC YES !! 🙏🏻 welcome to the emoji anon club !!

pet play with mysta? i'm sure he enjoys being humiliated and dominated by his handler <3 muzzles mhmm .. he's whining like a dog in heat wanting to kiss you already but best he can do is wince about it as he tries to make friction against his throbbing dick. he looks so stupid but he loves it !! and when he's suddenly the handler? he'll degrade you to the deepest pits of hell, calling you "bitch" "dumbass" as he spits on your mouth, doing everything meant to insult you.

and and and oh my god ,, when men instantly cums the moment they put it in !! anon you're so based for this. luca moans so much during sex at the first few times you're doing it but as he gets used to the tension, he'll do a complete 180 and will fulfill your kinks and even your weirdest fantasies. sometimes he gets into the role playing and yes. he will definitely be super apologetic after sex ): worrying about his cocksleeve, a good boy indeed !! one of the reasons why you're so whipped for him <3

I just wanted to come by and say YOUR ANIMALS ARE SO ADORABLE HFVBUEDSIJWOC!?

Always wanted to own something like a hamster or guinea pig (I went through a small phase so ik both are kind of different) but your cats too?

I need to see more of your cat! Coming from a literal cat lover who feeds about ten cats and grew up with over ten cats. (Becoming the crazy cat lady early, and honestly here for it.)

The dogs are so adorable too! THE LITTLE HEAD TILTTTT! I'm literally so giddy cause seeing animals makes my day so much better. I NEED TO HEAR MORE!

I seriously hope you'll say more about your pets I AM INVESTED

AGAIN, i will always speak about my pets. i have no qualms (even if it’s annoying asf).

i’ve had three guinea pigs total. i had one when i was younger, his name was buddy. the second, luna and i got her when i was still in high school, the third is willow. the first two have passed on, bless their little hearts :,) my best advice is if you want a guinea pig, go for it. make sure you have tons of room for them to run around. eventually get it a friend and give it lots of love. AND DO UR RESEARCH!!! I CANNOT EMPHASIZE THAT ENOUGHHHH!!!!

MY CATTTTTT!!!! (i’m a massive cat lady lol, it’s concerning and i’m only 20 💀)

THE DISTINGUISHED GENTLEMAN HIMSELF

some fun facts about my cat for u 🩷💐😻

- he’s a maincoon mix (have no idea to this day what he’s mixed with)

-he was a gift from my dad, one of the best gifts i’ve ever received to this very day

-he was adopted from a kill shelter. the people that had him before neglected him so much. (manz literally has abandonment issues. he was declawed and left to live off trash in an abandoned apartment when they found him)

-he quite literally sleeps on my face to the point i feel like im going to suffocate (he has zero personal space)

-he lives outside but ironically hates it at the same time

-he talks to the birds at our birdfeeder when the weathers nice (cutest thing ever istg)

-he’s named after stewie griffin from family guy (bc he’s a baby and a lil shit at the same time)

-he hates my dogs (they get all up in his shit for no reason 💀💀 so he throws hands)

-he loves sleeping in the bathroom but hates baths 💀

-he sleeps on my squishmallows frequently and leaves my bed covered in hair clumps 🥲👍

-he’s always eating but everytime we go to the vet he’s at a healthy weight(???) (fast metabolism ig???)

I HAVE SO MANY MORE BUT THATS ALL IM SPARING FOR NOW BC MANZ IS LIKE…ANNOYING BUT I LOVE HIM SM ❤️❤️❤️

my dogs are a completely different story, istg. copper i cannot stand sometimes but i love him. sadie is the biggest sweetheart but her breath is god awful (shh, don’t tell her i said that)

ANYWAYS :,) there ya go 🩷🩷🩷🩷

15 questions + 15 mutuals

Thanks sm to @bluestockingbaby for tagging!!💛

Were you named after anyone?

Not that I know of - funnily enough a lot of people assume I was named after a great-grandmother but nawh. XD

When was the last time you cried?

Like 20 minutes ago.🙃 hormones + overwhelmed with school and work + personal life stuff just got to me tonight and I needed a good cry. Idk, just not really feeling good. But!! Things'll get better!^^

Do you have kids?

No, and I don't plan on having any...except furry children.🥺

Do you use sarcasm a lot?

I try to but I'm not good at being sarcastic...but I CAN be snarky!

What's the first thing you notice about people?

Facial expression and demeanor... also tone and how they talk! I work at an IT help desk answering phone calls so I've started noticing how people talk more.

What's your eye color?

Dark blue

Scary movies or happy endings?

Depends on the day... today? Happy endings!🥺

Any special talents?

I'm not sure tbh... I can make those weird clicking sounds the alien makes from the Predator films? Also I can still run around on all-fours really well because I did it all the time as a kid...even with a broken leg.

Where were you born?

Monroe, Wisconsin

What are your hobbies?

Writing, reading, drawing, cooking, bird-watching, simping for crustacous old men.

Have any pets?

Two Guinea pigs! Peach and Daisy... I've had them for about 3 weeks but already they're my little furry daughters... my lil yams, my lil girlies.🥺

What sports do you play/have played?

I did like... one-and-a-half seasons of cross country in middle school...and that's when I realized i have ZERO athletic prowess and stamina lmfao

How tall are you?

5'3"

Favorite subject in school?

A combo of English and Social Studies!

Dream job?

A published author. :,) or even an established editor, tbh!

Idk if I can think of 15 people to tag so if you see this and you wanna do it? Do it!! N' tag me because I love learning about my mutuals!🥺💛

Omg breakfast? Lemme tell you all about it

I know you want more savoury so imma just run through the sweet ones if u one day want one haha

Porridge but the fancy version. I do it on oat milk with cacao and bananas and sometimes yogurt as topping. Even better is Greek yogurt with apples fried in butter with cinnamon and a little bit of honey (like not a lot of butter just so there is something on the pan).

I love bruschetta with tomatoes. I can eat it every day really. Shakshouka, it takes a lil bit more time but it’s delicious. Basic avocado toast? With fried eggs? Also love it. Scrambled eggs on toast too. But I recommend doing the creamy ones. Idk I just discovered I’m pretty basic when it comes to breakfast.

Also in Poland idk if everywhere but in my region people eat lots of milk things for breakfast. So porridge, semolina pudding, even milk soups. Milk and poured noodles („kluski lane” in polish cause idk if the translation is the thing I think of), milk and pasta even!

i am a Picky Eater and ur ab to hear ab all my weird food things. im so sorry. im gna give my opinions on ur breakfast then tell u ab minee. read more bc this is long

i have never had porridge but i don't like that name. i occasionally like oatmeal which is a kind of porridge, made with rolled oats, but it also makes me vomit sometimes. so i would not eat porridge generally speaking.

i might try bruschetta. isn't that just like basically garlic bread ?? but cut the tomatoes. i only like cooked tomatoes in a sauce. not a fan of the chunks. bad mouth feel.

avocado toast >>> god tier breakfast tbh. would not eat w fried eggs on it tho bc i only like scrambled eggs. would not put scrambled eggs on my avocado toast.

scrambled eggs on toast minus avocado is good tho!! one of the best breakfast sandwiches ive ever had was bacon n scrambled eggs on rye bread from this cafe in kansas city. i genuinely have been planning to go back there just to get another sandwich.

shakshouka looks good tbh. ive watched sm cooking videos of ppl making it but i would not eat it bc.. eggs and tomatoes sound gross together. and i don't like poached eggs.

had to look up kluski lane, and i dont like egg drop noodles. bad texture. also not a soup fan generally speaking, potato soup and chicken and dumplings are the exception and only because i know how to cook them really well. im not a fan of my food being wet.

i have a lot to say about milk soup and milk and pasta and it is not nice. i just. hate the idea.

i love cooking. i love breakfast food. i will eat it for breakfast lunch and dinner numerous days in a row. bacon, eggs, sausage, potatoes. you can make the potatoes so many different ways for variety first of all, but then you can a scramble, a taco, a sandwich. whatever u want. love a breakfast taco and i know i said i hate tomatoes unless they're cooked but the exception is pico de gallo because i put that in my breakfast tacos sometimes.

love love love making a bagel sandwich, i don't like fried eggs so i make a lil omelet and fold it to fit my bagel, and put bacon, cheese, cream cheese, and avocado on them.

i also like muffins a lot, blueberry, banana nut, wildberry. i'll eat them every day for breakfast until im sick of them and then can't look at them for a year. currently have not had a muffin in months.

i also really love doing pigs n a blanket/sausage rolls. whatever u wanna call them. love donuts and some kolaches, but it rly depends on where u get them and i grew up in/near a czech town so i am very judgemental ab kolaches

some of my hcs for the karasuno boys bc the brianrot is brainrottinf while i wait for the movies 😁

-noya can skate board & ice skate, but can't rollerskate, and on the contrary tanaka is an excellent roller-skater/ice-skater, but cannot skateboard

-kiyoko has better handwriting than all of them

-tsukki and yamaguchi go to the library to pick out books to read together, but never end up finishing bc they switch books halfway through

- hinata, noya, and tanaka most definitely have ADHD

- kageyama snorts when he laughs, like not a lil cute snort, full on pig snorts sumtimes (and hinata loves it)

- yk for a fact noya snores loud asf and none of them understands how smth so small could make sm noise

- tanaka hates birds. for literally no reason at all.

i ahve so many more omg

REALLY LONG WALL OF TEXT ABOUT COMICS (?)

I love it when everyone show their love to Stepmother's Marchen 😭😭😭😭

I love the story a little bit too much. The author did their research on designing the dresses; their art is professionally done, they got a good gasp of color theory, anatomy & draw different character's feature really well, even how those dresses with those crinolines would bend/fold (?) when one sit down is accurate too. The original story/plot is really good, the pacing is nice and I havent seen a plot hole so far (or I just love it too much and overlooked it), the character's settings and personalities are well executed.

Everything is neatly taken care of, 11/10 there is absolutely nothing to complain about.

On that note

I don't really like a lot of Manhwa since, well, the market is oversaturated with the same old recycled "villaness fem lead" (those recycled plots are not even executed well), and I'm picky with the artstyle.

From my viewpoint, one of the more special thing about Manhwa/Manhua is the availability of color usage. The colors/palettes could have enhanced the mood so much yet I barely ever see any manhwa artist make use of it, save for Stepmother's and maybe Secret Lady. All I see is just spammed pre-brushes for anything from accessories to dresses and NPCs, using tools and 3D models without any polishing/refining afterwards, and with idk 100 overlay bling bling layer mode on top of the base color.

Now, I'm not complaining if the artist use a lil bit of help to make their life easier, as the deadline of 1 chap per week is extremely unreasonable and unrealistic. What I'm implying is that those elements are just... rushed.

It's so rough, so raw and there is zero effort behind to make it blend together with the art, the artist really slapped in some random layer modes, brushes and 3D models and call it done without any further work. It is, what would the culture in my homeplace call it, "instant noodles" - some rushed commercial product for a quick cash grab, only good for short term entertainment.

Not to mention the plot sometimes (which is 90% of the time) is just straight up ridiculous and unbearable. One can tell the original writer did zero research and put in zero effort to try and make it logically, let alone historical accurate. I have literally read one manhwa where the fem lead is a legitimate queen of a(n) country/empire, but then she got ridiculed by a head maid and got bullied by the others 🤦‍♀️ Regardless of whether or not does the king truly loves her, or if they only married for political benefits, the queen is still THE queen, and she is within every rights of her to (publicly) execute those maids for disrespecting the royal family. I'm not a historical nerd, heck, i barely know anything about political or even how monarchy works, yet I know that much.

Not to mention the other side of Manhwa is mainly BL (I have seen a few GL), then the rest is just overly sexualized woman with super enhanced bewbs and buct for those corny KR guys 🤷‍♀️ Hot take: I can literally pick up two random ass Manhua I know and its artstyle will still be better than half of the Manhwa section: My idol emperor and Song of the sky walkers (I love twin tails/pig tails characters sm aaaaa)

Or maybe I'm an arrogance self righteous b who barely read anything outside of the romance section. I have heard mixed opinions about Solo Leveling, and Wind Breaker artstyle atm is pretty fire ngl, but idk. Was really disappointed by the previous manhwa choices i read so I'm kinda skeptical now. "The way to protect female lead's brother" have some good artstyle but the plot is, uh. "The Villainess Reverse the Hourglass" have some potential too, at least the artstyle is logical to some aspect (Aria's feature growth) and the plot is decent. I dropped midway tho, might revisit later on.

Speaking of, let's bring manga to the discussion too. Now it's 5AM over here, and my eyes is dying to rest, so I suppose i will leave a list of my favs manga here and comeback to elaborate further tmr ig (it's not like I don't enjoy manhwas, This Witch of Mine is a good read, Mother's Contract Marriage seems to be interesting. The market is just over saturated idk sleppy)

Kasane (Matsuura Daruma): i have absolutely nothing to complain. The author carried off the whole plot so well, the storytelling is amazing and I actually grown to be fond of stage acting/drama/theater art because of it too 😭😭😭 I also really liked their artstyle and how the manga's cover/illustration were made. The ending is really satisfying and it's the best solution possible, I wouldnt have it any other way. Izana & Sukeyo's back story were tragic, but it didn't overshadowed nor overpowered their two girl's one, Kasane and Nogiku's story is just as equally as good.

Jibaku Shounen Hanako-kun: The plot thickens so fast I was almost shocked because I half expected it to be a quick read shoujo comedy, rom com sth 😭😭 But the clock keeper arc turned everything upside down. Once I learnt about the existence of Hanako-kun 2014 & Dear my Living Dead, I know I'm in for a good time (i really wanted to play their Half Baked Snowwhite, but sadly EN trans have been taken down and my JP ver won't run bc of technical issues). Iro's writing is splendid and Aida's inking style/artstyle in general is lovely and iconic (lowkey wanted to gatekeep that ngl)

I can see why people may find themselves uncomfortable with some ships like AoiAoi and No6Sumi, but ngl find myself enjoying every ship's dynamic in here. I don't think I'd need to elaborate on HanaYashi because they are so cute together 😭😭😭😭 It's their relationship yet I was the first to be swept off my feet ughhh.

I'd like to think of Akane's obsession over Aoi is purely exaggerated for comedic purposes. Since they are childhood friends, I think they should be comfortable around the other enough to joke like that. Anyhow, chapter 69 broke my heart and then melted it. I find myself relating to Aoi to a surprising degree, always doubting myself of worthy of love and adoration or not, always looking down on others, always keeping my cards close to my heart and refuse to rely on anyone. So Akane's words really touched my heart 😭😭😭 The follow up chapter is heart wrenching too, if HanaNene is my sanity pills for staying a hopeless romantice despite being not very romantic myself, AoiAoi is my relationship goal.

TBHK section is pretty long now so I'll just summarize that I like how No 6 was built, he was never confirmed to understand Sumire's feelings - true to his character, let alone liking her back. I'd like to view them as one sided puppy-crush dynamic rather than a true ship ngl. I like Sumire's character a lot too oeoeoe.

Koko wa ima kara rinri desu: 11/10, something i have reread so many times and still not get bored, learn something new every time. It's a really good story about morals/enthics with touches of philosophy - how moral plays a part in one life, what is right and so what is wrong, from when does benevolent starts, where does malice ends? and such.

It kind of shaped this "all-time neutral viewpoint" of mine later on in life ngl, it helped a lot in making me considering all aspects of a problem before judging, viewing life in a more objective manner.

Kimetsu no Yaiba. I suppose. It's not exceptionally amazing as those mentioned above but is still a good read and decent manga for me. The plot is decent, the character is well executed and well taken care of. Of course, the running joke of "Only female writers/mangaka could portray a nice and accurate female character".

Personally, I do find myself thinking that the ending have a lot of potential - the final moments of the story is the protagonist being coaxed into becoming the next antagonist, and he was pulled back into reality by everyone he have met on the journey. I think it's a really nice way to finalizes the story, to recounts everything Tanjiro have went through and to honor everyone, every sacrifices, that was made. Sadly, Gotouge had to rush the ending because of her personal family issues. I believe if she was given more time the ending could have been really satisfying and more acceptable, but unfortunately that wasn't the case.

The ending should have been just be one of two options:

Either is to kill Tanjiro right there and then, and the story ends. It's also a nice way to end the series, since putting a stop to a demon that has plagued humanity for at least half a millennium should be no easy feat. It shouldn't be something like "omg cool the main character is here, now the problem is automatically solved without needing any efforts or any catch".

The way that chapter 12x (123 I believe?) ended on a cliffhanger made everyone believe Tanjiro is the sacrifice - the catch, the cost, the price - needed to end this nightmare. I'd say it's a fair game, Tanjiro fought on the frontline along with other pillars, yet more than half of said pillars died. Having Tanjiro survive that would mean telling the viewers "main character can't die", or in other words, plot armor. Tanjiro was such a perfect protagonist with logical settings and nice character building before: He is kind and gentle, but his kindness is not a weakness; he is not strong and experienced as the pillars, but his quick thinking and observation/analyzing skills made up to it, enabling him to hold his ground in battles (though you can see him struggle to keep up the pace in the battle and don't instantly have good reflexes); and many other little details I can list but this paragraph is getting really long-

Anyhow, that plot armor completely destroyed everything that Gotouge have built for him, reducing him to the classic tasteless "plot armored buffed MC" all over again.

Or, Gotouge shouldn't have killed Muzan's physically just yet and not have Tanjiro stopped breathing like that. That scene could have changed to Muzan grabbing Tanjiro for some last hope instead of trying to hide from the sun, trying to take over Tanjiro's body and mind, praying he can conquer the sun like Nezuko. Tanjiro would be suffering from the halfway-done transformation whilst fighting for control from Muzan. Everyone is afraid to step in because they don't want to hurt Tanjiro, they have suffered so much sacrifice already, That would be where Nezuko and Kanao's given potion came in, and the scene inside Tanjiro's consciousness finally happen.

I can tell Gotouge have already got plans for the ending beforehand, judging from how Nezuko was mentioned running towards her brother waaay before the last scene, so it's not something that was made up on the spot. I'm just sad it was so poorly executed, and it single-handedly destroyed every previous work and progress that was made for the story.

Boy Abyss. I like how it explored the character's mentality and all, the storyline is good too. I'm just a sucker for any psychological genre stuff rlly

Maria no Danzai maybe, the story is interesting but it's not even half way done so cant judge for sure

Screaming Lessons is pretty good as I remember? i think i will revist it later

KK.

Ps: came back to finish this

Ps2: Woooo boy finally done with my mini thesis

SKZOO - Thunderous | Dwaekki

hey! i love your fics sm so here's a lil Colin zabel request : so the reader is female and is also a detective way better than anyone in the department they work in but is usually ignored and Colin kinda has a secret crush and seeing her stand up for herself turns him on which then leads to some intimate actions

Colin Zabel x Fem!Reader

wordcount: 3.1k warnings: NSFW, penetration, riding, homicide mention

Your teeth clenched tightly together in the effort of warding off the cold induced tremors attempting to rack through your jaw, your fingers stiff as you pulled your thick winter coat tighter around your body. Colin took a quick glance over at you, his eyes wandering over the planes of your face, glowing in the watery light of the day, your lips slightly parted in concentrated thought as you nodded along with your partner’s mused explanation for the lack of evidence at the crime scene you now examined. He forced his eyes to part from the view of your face, glancing at your shared case partners, his mouth set in a thin line as he forced himself to tune back into the conversation. 

“I don’t think we should stop looking yet.” You mused quietly with a shallow shake of your head. “This isn’t a clear area,” you continued, throwing out an arm to gesture to your general surroundings, the scutches of trees packed tightly together, Colin’s attention happily snapping back to you. “If there was a firearm involved, chances are the bullets would have ricocheted. We need to look more.” You decided, both speaking to yourself and to the others, turning slowly in place, your eyes flicking from the stretches of vivid police tape to the closest trees and the various markers protruding from the ground, outlining the shape of the body that had been found there the evening prior. Colin surveyed the area with you, taking an almost imperceptible step closer to your side, willing to spend the entirety of the remaining day and night searching the area with you. His mouth parted, his agreement poised on his tongue, when a poorly concealed scoff sounded at your back, drawing your attention back to the two male detectives that had been assigned on this case with you.  “What?” You questioned, expecting an explanation as you twisted to meet the cool, uninterested expression on one of their faces, a smirk furnishing the other. “We’ve been out here for hours. If we haven’t found anything by now, it’s unlikely that we’ll find anything at all. Let’s just go back to the office, it’s cold.” A small frown marred the surface of your forehead as you turned back to fully face them. “We’ve only been here for two hours. If you really expect to have found evidence in that amount of time then you’re better off going back to the office and letting me and Colin take care of this case.” Two sets of eyebrows cocked simultaneously. Colin glanced between you and the others, unsure, but more than willing to take your side.  “Staying here would be a waste of time.” You bristled at the slow, condescending tone that your partner applied to his words, exhaling deeply, your middle finger twitching to be displayed to the men. “Are you...? This is a homicide case. I don’t care how long I have to spend in the cold, I’ll spend the rest of this week crawling through the dirt of this park if I have to.” “Then feel free.” One of them bit back instantly, taking a step back and making a sweeping gesture to the floor at his feet with an arm. Both your stomach and lip curled in disgust, Colin’s own brow creasing deeply as he leaned into your warmth, his arms crossing tightly across his chest. “Pig.” You spat. “The two of you can fuck off. I don’t want your help, you slow me down anyway.”  Now it was Colin’s turn to twitch as you turned on your heel, looping your arm through Colin’s and stalking away from your useless partners. “So fucking annoying.” You mumbled, twisting to shoot them a parting look of irritated disgust. Colin grumbled his agreement, patting the arm you had looped through his and pressing the side of his body closer against yours.

Colin could think of nothing but the assertive tone that had flooded your voice at your dismissal of the others, his cock hardening ever so slightly each time he replayed the memory in his mind. His fingers tightened on the steering wheel as he drove you both back to the office, several hours following the parting of the two other detectives; your extended effort had been fruitful, a new piece of vital evidence having been found amongst the trees and dirt of the park. He cleared his throat, forcing his attention to centre on the quiet road before him, the sky stained purple at the edges as dusk began to close in. You took a quick glance over in his direction, a small frown marring your forehead at his suddenly reserved demeanor. “You okay? You’ve gone all quiet.” Colin visibly started when your voice cut through the comfortable silence of the car. “Yeah, um, sorry. I’m just thinking about the case.” He mumbled. You nodded in agreement, offering him a newly generated thought, casual conversation once again filling the space of the car. 

The office was fairly empty when you arrived, case files in hand, the reception desk vacant. Your sigh of relief was audible when you turned into yours and Colin’s shared office space, sending up a thanks to the heavens when you saw that your two case partners had long since gone home, their columns on the timesheet stuck to the door having been filled in.  “Thank fuck.” You mumbled, chucking the files you had clutched to your chest onto the large desk before perching on the edge with a deep sigh. “You can go home too, if you want. I’m gonna stay and go over everything.” You explained tiredly with a weak gesture to the information-filled files behind you. “No. I’ll stay, I want to refresh my memory anyways.” Colin countered, his eyes trailing up and down your body from where you were sat. One of your eyebrows cocked at the not-so-subtle gesture. His eyes widened slightly at your acknowledgement, only getting wider when you returned his sweeping scrutiny, the corner of your mouth curling into a wicked smile at the obvious flustered state your action instilled in him. “Are you wanting to stay here to help with the case or for a different reason, detective?”  You tracked the movement of his throat as he swallowed, considering your words carefully and the implied intrigue of your tone. “Which would you rather?” He questioned, his confidence both surprising and utterly exciting as he took a tentative step forwards. You straightened, cocking your head slightly to the side in exaggerated thought, the movement giving Colin a generous view of the side of your neck. “I think that taking a break from work might be a good idea, we’ve been at it all day.” Your words were low, the backs of your thighs pressing against the hard wood of the desk as you slid off it, standing and slowly walking to Colin, who couldn’t bring himself to take his eyes off you, not as you reached for his tie, wrapping it around your hand and using it to tug him closer. His nose brushed yours, his breath hitching and dark eyes filling with a dim glow of exultation, your scent coursing through his nostrils.  His proximity was intoxicating and you wrapped his tie tighter around your hand, taking a small step back and smiling as Colin stumbled after you, almost tripping over his own feet in his need to remain as close to your body as possible.  “Is this why you’ve been so quiet?” You crooned, your breath warm on Colin’s face as you took another step back, and another, the edge of the desk nearing as you continued your retreat. He could only nod, all words getting caught in his throat as he watched your eyes grow darker and darker, your lips curling into a smirk; he could’ve drooled at the firmness with which you tugged his body to yours with a harsh pull on his tie, your hips pressing into his; the small gasp that fell from his parted lips as you pressed your bodies against each other sent a wave of searing arousal flooding through you, pooling in your loins and spurring you to close the distance between your faces, Colin’s lips soft as you brushed your own against them. He didn’t dare breathe as you repeated the movement, his tie untangling from your grip as you dropped your hands to the waistband of his work pants, threading your fingers through his belt loops and ensuring that his hips couldn’t stray away from yours as you deepened the kiss, pressing your lips fully against his. Colin’s fingers trembled in anticipation as he reached for your own hips. You pulled away when his hands settled on you, releasing your hold on his waist and batting his hands away. He groaned at your blatant dismissal of his touch, his lips chasing after yours of their own accord as you stepped back, taking ahold of his waistband once more and turning, forcing him with you, manoeuvering his body so that he stood in your previous place before the desk.   He couldn’t complain at your domineering act, not when the echo of your harshly spoken words rang out in the back of his mind, the memory of your dismissal of your two partners causing his cock to harden even more, straining against the unforgiving material of his pants as your fingers moved to the buttons holding them together. You made quick work of them, Colin shuddering in premature relief as you bent at the knee, tugging his pants and underwear down, his engorged cock springing free and straining upwards, begging for attention.  He hissed when you straightened, pushing your body close to his, your chest flat against him and pulsing cock trapped between your bodies. You traced your tongue along his lower lip, softly teasing him, his lips parting, silently willing for you to enter. Instead, you took ahold of his lower lip between your teeth, biting firmly and pulling away slightly before releasing your hold. He shuddered, his patience wearing thin as you toyed with him; but your own arousal was becoming too potent to ignore. Laying your hands on his chest, you pushed Colin backwards, the backs of his legs colliding with the edge of the desk. “Sit down.” You quietly ordered, your smile growing as he immediately fulfilled your request, allowing his hands to remain on your body as you pushed yourself up onto the desk, straddling his large thighs and wrapping your arms around his shoulders in support, his own hands coming to cup your ass from behind.  You lowered your lips to his once more as you settled fully onto his lap, your knees braced on the hard surface of the desk at either side of his hips. You opened your mouth to ask him what he wanted, already fully aware of the answer but wanting to hear him vocalise it, when his hips rolled once beneath you, his body lifting in just the right spot and rubbing against you. The words fell from your lips at that single electrifying touch, a low groan working its way up from inside you instead. Colin’s mouth fell open at the small, sweet gratification that his exposed cock gained from the rough material of your pants, his hands abandoning your ass and instead positioning themselves on the small of your back. His grip on you tightened as you forced your legs to part even more, sinking even lower onto his lap, his painfully hard dick eager to brush against you once more. He bucked his hips up again, shamelessly desperate for more contact as your eyes bore into his, his returning gaze unfaltering as you pushed down to meet his hips, Colin using your body to rub against him, your own excitement mounting each time his leaking cock grazed against your centre. A low groan was pulled from his throat, his head tipping back slightly as you moved lazily against each other, the rough material of your pants tormenting him as it scraped against his hard length again and again. “Fuck, I can feel how wet you are through your pants.” he mumbled, breathless, the roiling of his hips against you becoming a fraction more feverish. You hummed in agreement, your head tipping back and your fingers weaving into the fabric of the shirt at his chest. “Are you gonna help me with that, or...?” Colin’s eyes lit up with excitement at your hushed words, his fingers eagerly attaching to the zipper of your work pants and tugging it down. He wasted no time in pulling both your pants and underwear down your parted thighs, the cool air pleasantly attacking the exposed hotness of your dripping cunt. Taking his length in your hand, you guided him into you, your matching groans of satisfaction filling the quiet space of the office as you sunk fully onto him, your fingers moving to tangle in the thick strands of hair at the nape of his neck. You picked yourself off his cock slightly, only to slide down its length once more. Colin shuddered, his eyes drifting closed at the movement, his hands settling once more on your lower back and gathering your body to him with a shaky exhale as you repeated the movement. With one more rise and fall on his cock, Colin bucked his hips up into you as you sunk back down his length, allowing his cock to plunge even deeper inside you. Your eyes shuttered as the two of you worked in unison to repeat the motion, the walls of your cunt tightening around him, attempting to pull him deeper. The sensation of him fully filling you drew a broken moan from your throat and you lifted yourself up once more, only to slide slowly back down his length, repeating the slow action several times, drawing out the pleasure that the simple movement gave you. Below you, Colin’s own eyes shuttered, his jaw becoming slack as he allowed his head to fall back fully, enabling you to lick a stripe up the exposed length of his throat. You clit pulsed steadily as you seated yourself fully back onto his cock, your need to touch him, to feel him, becoming indescribable; you let your lips convey your desperation for him, kissing, nipping and licking along the sides of his neck, up his throat and to his chin, savouring the pitiful groans that you pulled from him with your teeth and tongue. He resumed his reciprocating action of lifting his hips up to meet yours, the two of you establishing a feverish pace, the swollen head of his cock hitting hard and deep, the desk beneath you beginning to shudder and creak in time with your increasingly frantic movements.  Your laboured breaths mingled, the small noises of pleasure you drew from one another filling the room. Your hands moved to brace on his shoulders, your fingers gripping onto him, nails digging into his skin and biting through his clothes.  The slight pain pulled a full moan from Colin, whose eyes were screwed tightly shut with pleasure, his hands moving to your waist and holding tight, helping your movements as your thighs began to tremble, both in strain and pleasure.  You continued to pick yourself up on his cock before fully slamming down once more, again and again and again, your slick, sensitive walls pulsing around him, his head continuing to hit deep, each thrust ripping away at the bundle of pleasure glowing in the pit of your stomach, the orgasm hidden at its centre his goal. You clenched the inner walls of your tender cunt, letting out a shakily moaned “fuck” as it forced Colin’s thickness to press into the entirety of your slickness. Colin sucked his lower lip into his mouth, biting hard as you rode him closer and closer to release, a series of desperate whimpers falling from his lips. You groaned deeply in response, taking his face in your hands and pressing a kiss of encouragement to his forehead. The sweet touch was at stark contrast with the fervour that you fucked yourself on his cock, your hands falling away from his face as he leant forwards to bury his nose in the crook of your neck, the pleasure you were giving him borderline overwhelming. You accepted his embrace, folding your arms around the back of his neck and holding him to you with a soft croon, your thighs slick as you continued your rutting on his cock. Colin’s quiet announcement of “I’m gonna cum” was muffled in the front of your shirt but you nodded, clenching around him in encouragement and notifying him that you, too, were close. You blinked, trying to clear your blurring vision as you nodded again, your mouth fully agape, not being able to find the words to verbally encourage him to his release as your own barrelled into you. Without warning, Colin slammed up into you, his swollen head hitting deep against your sensitive walls. That single thrust caused your eyes to roll, your pupils becoming lost to pleasure as Colin’s own orgasm flooded through him, catalysed by your slickness tightening around him,  He gripped onto you as you moaned with abandon, his own pants and low groans filling your ear. Your body writhed soundlessly on his as he kept your orgasm prolonged by continuing to thrust messily into you, his cum spilling deep and being held within you, his seed hot as it coated your inner walls. Your fingers trembled as you grappled with the material of his shirt, needing to grip onto something in a futile attempt to ground your mind that was lost to abundant pleasure. Colin recovered before you did, breathing heavily into your neck, his breath hot against your skin as you quivered, trapped in the throes of the intense aftershocks of your orgasm, your knuckles white as you gripped onto the back of his shirt. Your eyes righted themselves, a loud gasp falling from you lips as you gained back control of your body, your body melting into Colin who slowly pulled his face from your neck, completely spent from his orgasm. “Fuck.” He stated shakily, his chest expanding as he drank down deep gulps of air, your own breath laboured as you laughed softly in agreement. “I don’t know what that was.” You admitted, once again cupping Colin’s flushed face in your palm and tilting his head, his pleasure hooded eyes finding yours. “But we should do it more often.”

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need you to know that I love your Pig and Leatherface art so much. like I think about it so much. this isn't like a request or anything. I just wanted to let you know how amazing it is.

I’m so sorry for the late response but I wanted to make you a lil gift for being so nice!! I’m so flattered, thank u sm!! 🥺💘🥺💘

B....bu.......b...u....n....

Bunger Babies

This was heavily inspired by the ideas of some wonderful people in a bigsnax discord i am in!! They though of the whole idea of other bugsnax with babies! Like Daddy Cakelegs or Mama Mewon, They has lil babs that grow into adults!

Heres a list they had come up with so far!

Sliders-Baby Bungers (Shown)

Blankies-BB WeenieWorms (shown Below)

Cheepuffs-BB Cheepoofs

Tots-BB Spuddies

Sweetie Bits-BB Sweetieflies

Munchkins-BB Sprinklepedes

GlowMallows-BB Charmallows

I wouldlove to hear more ideas from you guys! And ill definitely be doodling more bugsnax soon! Love Yall Sm~

(BB WeenieWorms! Pigs-N-Blankets!)

could u tell more about beja.. love their design sm..

MY LITTLE GUYYUYUYUYUY............. OHHHHKAY here’s the ultimate Beja thought ramble under the cut

THIS POST IS SUPER LONG OH M Y GOD.. OH YMG OD ENJOY ENJOY!!!!!!!!!

BEJA WAS MY VERY FIRST DND CHARACTER!!!!! The dm had years of experience and was really excited at my idea that beja be half-orc, half-tiefling, and let me play him with my choice of stat increases + tiefling race bonuses!! so i think he had +2 charisma and +1 constitution instead of the usual intelligence.

Beja’s backstory is very bleak and with (seemingly) few strings attached to it... he’s an orphan, or was abandoned, and was raised as a street kid in a small town and grew up into a life of odd jobs and eventually some underground involvement.. mostly a courier or small goods smuggler, and he did ok at it! he was very good at keeping his head down and was happy to travel without the pressure of leaving anyone behind. loner king

eventuallyyy a local gang/cult gave him a fake job which lead to him being abducted and forced into an experimental pact ritual, like a guinea pig for something long forgotten and newly rediscovered. the cultists didn’t care whether he lived or died, only that a connection with their forgotten god would be made. SURPRISE! the pact worked! and beja became sworn to an entity his mind could barely grasp the introduction to! he lashed out in panic with his newfound powers and killed most of his captors, and fled the town with nothing but the clothes on his back!!

his backstory from that point is that he lived a very paranoid and mobile life alone, never staying too long in any town or city for fear that the cult might find him and force him into some kind of service. his pact (with Tharizdun, unbeknownst to him o///o) made him irritable and outright antisocial, giving him nightmares and auditory hallucinations on his bad days. paired with his rough upbringing he found himself unopposed to committing petty crime but he still tried to keep a sense of normalcy by working odd jobs where he could find them, usually at inns or stables or campuses. keeping his hands busy = good for brain!!!

he got very very good at eavesdropping and people watching and kept a firm hold of any rumor threads that he thought might be connected to the cult, in the hopes he might one day catch a member unawares and get answers about his unknown patron and the pact he finds himself in. he’s in survival mode for a good long while here!!!!

and then one day he meets @gacpars OC, Rhagot :’~) he’s a wonderfully fascinating character and I don’t want to describe him poorly so IN BRIEF... the 2 meet by chance before having to part ways, but that time is enough for Beja to get a taste of. gentle curiosity (MUTUAL), interest (NON-THREATENING, ALSO MUTUAL), and. COMPANY!!!!!! and Rhagot is like “ok youre my soul mate. here have this braided silver ring” (their relationship is a whole other essay and i want to draw more of them bc they make my heart and brain ache in a good way)

circumstances cause them to part ways and Beja finds himself travelling with an adventuring party! CAMPAIGN START! long story short turns out the cult is a lot more insidiously widespread and in the years since lil ol Beja’s forced ritual, the cult has been swearing their own members into Tharizdun’s service (voluntary <3) and ummmm growing their power and sacrificing people to him, blood for the blood god etc etc.

he has a really interesting arc here!!! he’s TERRIFIED of the power his pact grants him, both in the sense that he has NO desire to draw power from the forgotten chained god of chaos? death? nothingness? AND that as he gets stronger, his appearance and habits become more monstrous and less predictable. BUT he’s better able to protect those he calls friends. its a very fine line for him and he kills some folks as one does in an edgy blood apocalypse DND campaign, steals some relics, threatens some cultists, writes some poems, etc. He has a very weird Frodo-and-Smeagol type relationship with his familiar (pact of the chaaaiinnnn), a quasit that later grows into a spined devil, because he sees himself in it. a creature bound to serve something it had no choice in! they get along (strained). I am very in love w the irony of him being his most vulnerable (emotionally/morally) at his most powerful (stacking all those Great Old One eldritch invocations babey)

eventually his impulses push him to attune to one of the relics he steals (a very shiny rod of the pact keeper. sobs i wanted +3 spell damage i wanted it so fucking bad) and he gets CURRRRRSSEED!!!!!!!!!!! A SUPER POWERFUL CURSE that our cleric didn’t have high enough spell slots to lift. it was an exhaustion curse and he got like four days into it until the cleric tried a slightly homebrewed Divine Intervention/Wish spell combo to “cure him of all curses that afflict him”

and well! because he’s seen his pact as a curse since the first moment he was saddled with it! the pact is COMPLETELY SEVERED as the other curse is lifted. HE IS FREE!!! and he leans very hard into his hobby of poetry, and as they travel he re-learns spellcasting, and learns to play the hand harp, and apprentices with different travelling bards and tavern-buskers until the DM let me call him a bard of the college of valor!!! filling the void left by his patron with art and song...

soooon after that the campaign ended up disbanding u__u BUT beja left the party to be alone once more, travelling until he one day reunites with and marries Rhagot. they RETIRE into DOMESTIC BLISS in a SMALL VILLAGE where they teach each other PEACE!!!!! oh my god i need to draw them more.

THANK U FOR ASKING! AND READING! i’m very fond of him even though it’s been years since the campaign.... i still do develop him from time to time, or think of his character arc and backstory.... my son.... my grey goth son....

Generally I call myself an apologist for everyone but if I wanted to categorize it I’d probably be:

Tommy - sympathizer (yeah he’s done a lot of stuff but god what he went through was not deserved in any way holy shit oh god he’s so depressing)

Wilbur - enthusiast + sympathizer ( I feel bad for him because of his mental health but also if he doesn’t get help and instead just blows more shit up I wouldn’t exactly be mad LOL)

Ranboo - apologist (he’s literally done nothing wrong /j)

Fundy - apologist (I just like Fundy a lot and also yes I do kin him stfu)

Tubbo - sympathizer (he hasn’t done much bad I don’t believe so yknow there’s not a real reason for me to apologize for him and idk he’s neat snd I feel bad for him a lot)

Sam - sympathizer with mild enthusiast (god sir I love you and him like acting “evil” is so cool but holy shit oh my god literally stop what the hell get therapy

Quackity - enthusiast (is he doing morally wrong things? Yes! Do I care at all? No, I will encourage him to do it <3)

Niki - Sympathizer (love her, a queen. But like I still felt really sad when she was spiraling mentally and like oh man girl no get you some therapy this aint girlboss behavior </3)

Jack - sympathizer (Damn bitch you got a lot of trauma maybe uhhhh deal with that in a healthy way and don’t let anger consume you. Wait you already did that kind of but you also have conflicting thoughts with it and in the end you just want to be safe and have real friends again? Damn bitch I’m sad now)

Techno - disgust (go away pig boy /hj)

Philza - ?? (Dunno, he teams with techno but so does Ranboo and Niki so idk. Can be a lil bitch low key sometimes but whatever he’s fine just a bit unforgiving towards people to whom I’m biased towards)

Hannah - apologists ( GIRLBOSS! Has done nothing wrong ever I love you so much )

Puffy - apologist (girl maybe being self sacrificing and self blaming isn’t a good idea but also I love u sm ur so poggers god *sobs*)

Badboyhalo + the eggpire in general - Enthusiast ( like I mean story wise grr bad but also 👁👁 nMmmMmMmMmMMMmmm evil bad mmm yes egg cult you are all so poggers and sexy and mmm yes hell yes go possess people I love you sm )

Foolish - Apologist ( he has done nothing wrong ever /gen)

There’s probably a lot more but idk I made this randomly so :>

i ship u with porco. even tho every bit of my soul hurts giving my pig boy off like tht. off to a WHORE like u 😫😫😫🪠 ig yall would suit each other 🙄🙄

JFJDJDHHAHAHAHHA I'll take it 😌 i love him sm i would bully him but also kiss his cute lil nose

tell me who you ship me with and why

awh 🥺🥺 you thought of lil ol' me ? 🥺👉👈 HAHH omg i love you sm <333 and like YES THE GIRL IS REALLY PRETTY ??? if i wasn't simping on minghao for like All of the mv i wouldve been simping on her like honestly- the lyrics were so adorable ,, the acting was so adorable !! MY SCREAM WHEN THE WINGMEN SHOWED UP I WASNT EXPECTING THAT JKFDHKDHG i kept Swooning istg you shouldve heard me squealing i sound like a pig n e wayz yes head empty no thoughts only Minghao 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍 --💕

HEAD EMPTY NO THOUGHTS ONLY MINGHAO (and his costar) INDEED YOU FUCKING SAID IT which is not good because i now am in class aldkalsjdksd BUT IT'S FINE BECAUSE I CAN SIMP AND LISTEN I'M A GOD