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thewaspsnestinyourattic · 7 months

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sometimes I wonder if elias breathed a sigh of relief upon hiring jon and discovering that he has finally hired an archivist who will match his level of drama.

gertrude did not fuck with that. gertrude interrupted elias' evil monologues, literally just lit shit on fire if all else failed, and ignored the eye's efforts altogether.

jon, on the other hand rapidly went from "none of this is real, you are all lying to me" to "oh god, oh fuck, oh god" to "I am undeserving of existence" in an alarmingly short period of time.

he did the monologues. he had the existential crisis. he was the ultimate dramatic disaster gay.

#the magnus archives #jonathan sims #elias bouchard #gertrude robinson #the archivist #the other significantly more dramatic archivist #don't get me wrong #I love jon #but he's a wreck

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tildexart · 4 months

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“Insects and disease- no clear connection other than the fact that… they somehow feel similar. They both make one feel… distinctly unclean.

End Recording.”

“SUPPLEMENTAL- I’M IN THE TUNNELS, I WAS EXPLORING AND I GOT LOST UH”

is one of the FUNNIEST moments in the series I SWEAR

#listening to tma while I pack for uni #mag 68 #this part always catches me off guard i swear #ITS SO FUNNYYYYY #THE TONE SWITCH #i love jon #tma #tilda rambles

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asmogorna · 1 month

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Sorry to send another ask so soon (and idk if someones asked this already) but if you have any headcanons for Jon I'd love to hear them!

OK SO im really sorry it took me THIS long to get to this i quite literally.. forgot i had smth in my inbox woopsies. the reason i remembered is cause mootie posted some Spine hcs and i was like "woah"

alsooo im not good at putting my thoughts onto "paper" especially in english so you will have to excuse me

anywho my jon headcanons some sad some random /ref

First of all i think that his relationship with Peter Walter I would be far from close. he would be seen as the type of child who's both "too much mess to take care of" and "strong enough to take care of himself" if that makes sense. Peter did love him as his creation but would openly admit that he's not his proudest one, meanwhile Jon wouldn't feel much connection at all. he sympathized with his creator but only in a way he would with any other human being, there was more gratitude than love

Jon struggles with constant malfunctions and his mechanisms are a mess (partially because he gets himself in trouble all the time), so at one point Peter would get tired of fixing him so frequently, and tell him that he can just "walk some things off". That thought stuck to the bot and he would think of all of his malfunctions as slight inconveniences, i mean, he can still perform so why pay attention to the constant neck pain or powering up struggles ? it just became a habit and he kind of forgot that things like that shouldn't be ignored

After a long while when Peter Walter VI grew up enough to start learning more about how automatons work, Jon would be used as a "lab rat" (not really but its just what he himself called it) for young VI to practice fixing mechanisms. thats pretty much when he heard "Wait this cant be right" about his messed up physical state for the first time in a long while. little Peter didnt get to fix all of the things that were wrong with Jon's body, but he did manage to take care of some of them, which almost surprised Jon with how nice it felt to not hear pieces of broken gears rattle in his head every time he moved (who wouldve thunk)

ok now to more lighthearted stuff !!

Jon actually has a very strong bond with Sam ! He loves watching the mustached man work and sometimes follows him around, just enjoying his company. At first Sam thought that the tone-gold automaton was creepy and uncanny, but grew attached to him and his stupidity (/lh). i also think that Sam would be one of the few Walter workers who dont baby the Jon and actually treat him like they would treat any other robot :3

Also Jon just loves his robot family endlessly. shocker !! im not sure how explain it but i think hes the only one to look at other Walter automatons and go "bro i love them so much" at all times. in his head at least. obviously he teases them and argues with them but he wont think twice before accepting a hug from his siblings (except for Upgrade theyre rivals /j)

Speaking of Upgrade !! They feel the most sibling-ish to me (aside from Rabbit & The Spine) because they constantly poke fun at each other yet they still are willing to give each other help and comfort when needed. She once had to carry him all the way back to the Walter manor because they forgot to take some extra cans of crystal pepsi

Also Upgrade got in an accident once which caused her to have a fractured face for a couple of days, and Jon was there the entire time to comfort her and constantly tell her that shes still very pretty

Unlike with other robots, the food that Jon eats doesnt just fall through his uncovered jaw/run into his boiler or anything like this, instead it just. disappears. once he closes his mouth the food just vanishes into the unknown, yet Jon claims that he enjoys the process of "eating" (nobody knows how it works)

LITTLE GIRLS THAT GO TO SPG SHOWS LOVE HIM !! once the band finishes performing, he constantly gets pulled away by a small giggling pink-ish blob to join their tea party or hula hooping contest. thats why he has quite a knowledge on "girly" themes and educates other automatons on the matter

THATS IT FOR NOW TY FOR READING :3

#steam powered giraffe #spg #the jon spg #idk how to tag this uh #i love jon #i love him sm #hes my girlfriend #spg headcanons

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mr-fenkbonk · 11 months

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Magnus archive stickers based off the song ‘short king archivist supremacy’. All text is based from the people that said those things ofc.

#the magnus archive fanart #the magnus archives #jonathan sims #stickers?#I love jon #he’s the best protagonist ever #man could be an antagonist too #he’s everything #everything to me

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eddsworldrus · 2 years

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Worm on a jon, or Jon on a string

#ew jon #ew neighbors #eddsworld #i love jon #and love the idea he collects weird toys and retro stuff cause he's a lol dork and i live by that hc #eddsworld art

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athena-is-lost · 10 months

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Jon?

#tma fanart #tma jon #please send requests #sketch #tma podcast #tma entities #tma fan content #tma fanwork #fanart #the magnus archives #the magnus archive fanart #the magnus institute #i love jon

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bat-luun · 3 days

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jon screaming at martin makes me sick ans want to throw up LEAVE MY BOY ALONE YOU WEIRD LITTLE FREAK!!!!!!

#bat rambles #i love jon #what a fuvking paranoid little manic #hope he gets worse

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5up3r-50n5 · 10 months

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Just immagine Jon going on a interview and decide to troll everyone by telling

Many people says that it's weird how much my dad looks like Bruce Wayne, I mean he is Bruce Wayne so I don't really understand what's weird about it?

And the next minute every villain that Superman ever fought shows up at Bruce house.

Jon had to make a public statement saying it was only a prank, with a Superman mortified and a deadly hurt Bruce Wayne are in the same place.

#jonathan kent #super sons #superboy #superman #clark kent #bruce wayne #batman #public prank #Jon is an intelligent little shit #I love jon

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avatorofthelonely · 11 months

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honestly it's impossible to be a jon stan if you imagine him as a white cis man

Yeah him being white takes a lot of the fun out him being Like That because then he’s just some white man who does white man things like manipulate people and be entitled to their trauma.

Also him being brown adds so many layers to the discussions of classism and capitalism in tma.

#don’t get me wrong #I love Jon #but he’s also A Problem #tma #the magnus archives #jonathan sims #tma jon #jon sims

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skeletins · 9 months

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🍕🍎💀 for jon 🥺

YAY i can talk about jon forever and ever. the blorbo in my apartment and he is not paying rent.

🍕 - what is their favorite food?

hands down, spaghetti and meatballs. he enjoys making it homemade. :]

🍎 - what is the OC's relationship with their parents?

oh jon's parents r so wonderful and caring to their son. finn and susan are the real mvps when it comes to parenting because they will always support their son no matter what. their relationship is very close knit and during high school, jon would knit with his mom and play football with his dad. however, when jon disappeared into marticoo, that relationship sort of... fell out. jon wasn't able to call them and ask how their days were or tell them he loved them. of course, when he got out of marticoo, the first thing he did was call them and tell them just that.

💀 - Does your OC have any phobias?

dolls.

#thank youuuu for the ask ;-;#i love jon #i could talk about him for hours #he's so scringylybobingos to me #jonathan wagonback #autismfag #askgames

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aroconfusion · 2 years

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every time someone is unnecessarily mean to jon in s4 i lose 10 yrs of motivation to be nice to others :(

#yes jon doesn’t make the best choices a lot #but it’s not like anyone else does either #i love jon #someone give him a hug #he sounds so sad #im only 6 episodes into season 3 but everyone is an mean to him #it’s not all his fault #makes me sad :(#so ready for season 5 jmart #tma #the magnus archives #the magnus archives season 4 #*into season 4

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theaxolotlkween · 2 months

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Reasons why Jon Archivist is truly a character of all time: