sex with g. satoru is silly, stupid, fun, and annoying. some days, he takes it seriously, either fucking you passionately, his mouth barely leave yours as he mutters all his praises and declarations of love against your lips or fucking you until you can only say his name, you hand holding his tightly as he coos how sweet you are for taking his cock so deep like a champ, smirking when you shoot a glare through teary eyes.
but some days you two cannot take anything seriously. you're in his lap, your arms around his neck as your eyes focus on the show playing on your phone, simply cockwarminig him as he scrolls through his own phone. satoru shifts a little, trying to stop himself from slouching more into the couch, but you feel the head of his dick hit something inside you that has you make something between a whine and moan and…a mewl of some sort. there's no hiding it, you KNOW he heard you.
“did you just meow while stuffed on my dick?”'
“toru i dont want to hear it”
“if i fuck you does this mean you’ll go ‘nya’ for me? say meow, say it, say it~”
“mm, don’t start fucking me, you idiot, im watching my show!”
“here, ill say it for you, ready? ahem…ny-ow!”
“say it and you’ll be the one stuffed with dick.”
“…is that a promise, or-”
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actually as much as i love mike and harvey together. i feel so sad for rachel zane because imagine falling in love with your coworker and then you learn that your coworker is a fake lawyer but not only that, your coworker is a fake lawyer who would literally do anything for his boss. he'll literally leave you at the altar to go to prison for his boss. he'll try to quit his job multiple times but keep coming back because his boss asked him to come back. he'll move to seattle with you, and you'll breathe a sigh of relief because it means that it can finally just be the two of you, but then you learn that he's inviting his stupid former boss to join them. and his stupid former boss agrees. you smile because your husband is so stupid happy at the idea of working with his former boss again, but you've seen this film one too many times before, and you are going to be subject to watching your husband choose his stupid former boss-slash-friend over you again and again and again and again and again and ag
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you know i had a fun little vp idea i wanted to do for the cyberpunk anniversary but i haven't had the energy to even touch it recently so i'll just settle with saying that this game impacted me in ways i never thought it would when i first picked it up 3 years ago. i knew i would enjoy it, i had been looking forward to it for a long time, and despite a ~controversial~ launch, i had a fucking blast from day 1 (on ps4 no less). regardless of bugs and memes and public dunking, the story grabbed me like nothing else could at the time, and it reignited so much of my passion and motivation for art that i had lost in the clutches of mental illness and i'll always be grateful for that. it introduced me to so many wonderful people (some whom i carry very close to my heart), and maybe most personally surprising, it gave me an outlet to understand parts of myself that i had been too afraid to acknowledge for a long time, the courage to accept and embrace myself as non-binary, and allow myself to just BE without trying to convince myself i'm crazy. that's not what i expected from the get-go but it's been a really fun journey to be on ngl
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Sansa stans dont compare her or ship her with rapists. you only ship Sanrion to use Sansa as self-insert because you want to fuck Tyrion, you don't actually like Sansa
anon. I'll be honest with you. I'll not be taking this ask seriously because I have no interest in proving to you that I like any fictional character whatsoever but I want to answer because I think it's so funny that through your hate and ignorance you can see right through me. yes I confess all my Tyrion stan act is because I think he's incredibly hot. Do I think he's the main character. Do I think he is the character that best embodies the heart of the series. Do I cry for him as if he were my friend, do I feel his chapters pulling at my heartstrings. Am I fascinated by the relationship between the way he's treated in-universe and the way he's treated by fandom. Do I believe he is the author's vessel to do meta about his own work more than any other character (for more on this also read: adwd) well yes. Yes of course to all of this. But at the end of the day im just..... thinking with my pussy because I'm a simple girl. when you do it, it is boring but when I do it.... It is actually praxis
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TAG YOURSELF: ELO EDITION
Text in the description in case the text in the image is hard to read:
Fluff (Jeff)
-very shy and tries to be wholesome
-still tries to be the responsible leader
-gets irritated at society
-listens to the Beatles and wears floofy oversized sweaters
Chevrolet (Bev)
-has a planet fitness membership
-wears tank tops all the time
-obsessed with pickup trucks
-really tall, muscular, but not intimidating, acts like a parent and is sweet
Jelly (Kelly)
-obsessed with video game speedruns
-never gets tired
-does plushie and action figure hauls
-certified gamer
Randy (Richard)
-a genuinely great cook and loves food so much
-the quiet hippie one
-very nerdy and knows esoteric info on oddly specific things
-a peaceful eccentric
Milk (Mik)
-well behaved
-likes fart jokes
-has a Pinterest board of horses
-does nothing wrong
Hug (Hugh)
-wears the most flamboyant clothing in public without caring what others thinks because they’re oh so wild and edgy
-tries to act intimidating and scary towards people but cries easily
-huge animal lover and is kind and gentle to them
-weird and silly and goofs around during conversations
Smell (Melvyn)
-way too talkative
-loves hugs and is very nice
-is weird and just wants friends
-pretty and enjoys being dolled up
I’m Smell
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A man invites you to his castle to talk about business, but then he keeps postponing your leave, until you realise he intends on keeping you there. You'd have your own bedroom, a big castle to walk around (except for a few rooms), food and someone who is genuinely interested in talking with you.
Yeah there are some occasional murders in there because things can't be perfect of course. But you're safe as long as you listen to the man's advice.
Are you taking the deal?
If you are, congratulations!
You wouldn't be a very good Jonathan Harker according to the character in the book, but the count would probably like you better!
...no but seriously am I the only one who would accept?
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anons hot take: reva should have instantly died once she let go of her hatred in owk... not walk off to have her own spinoff show...
I've got a number of gripes and criticisms with the Kenobi show but Reva surviving really isn't one of them. I honestly really liked her as a character and wish the show had done more with the potential that was there.
Having her die kind of misses the thematic point of what letting go of the dark means. As unrealistic as I find it for her to have survived being stabbed during Order 66, there's something very symbolic about her being 'killed' along with all the other Jedi, only to have her dragged back into this unlife, waking up amongst the corpses of her friends as this single solitary ghost, then forced to live for a decade in what is essentially hell, being twisted into something she never should have been. She's a vengeful spirit, unable to move on, just lashing out while stuck in this purgatory. She's trapped forever endlessly chasing after revenge- until she's finally able to break out of that cycle and actually live.
I think there's something really interesting in viewing the dark side as this horrific un-death- unable to die but also unable to live. This in-between limbo of pain and hatred forever eating itself alive. A vicious cycle of sad broken people stripping apart and breaking other people because someone had done the same to them.
Reva was able to break free of that. She stopped herself from continuing on that chain of hurt. I don't think the conclusion of an act like that should be death, but the chance to actually get to live and heal.
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It's insane to me that this entire "debate" (if it can even be called that) is literally just
trans people, jewish people, black people literally everyone who has been hurt by bigotry: hey please don't spend $70 on a game about pro-slavery and fascism when a lot of that money will go to its creator who is publically bigoted and uses her massive amounts of wealth to fund the eradication of marginalized groups
and the response to that was: fuck you why can't you just let people enjoy things, harry potter personally saved my life
like. it's extremely telling that so many people value their own entertainment and nostalgia over the lives of others. jkr is such a horrible, despicable person and literally all people are saying is that yeah you shouldn't be giving a modern day nazi that much money when they constantly bring people to the alt right and donate that money to every anti-human rights organization you could think of.
and no i don't think sending people death threats is okay but at the same time, you don't get to act surprised, defensive, or victimized when people call you out for giving money to a fucking nazi.
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