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Melpomene: My works PEAKED when I can make mortals cry with just the tune.
#melpomene#the muse of tragedy#incorrect greek mythology quote#incorrect greek mythology#incorrect greek gods#look me in the eye#and tell me you didn't cry when you hear the tune of Married Life and Leaves From The Vine#i know you're lying
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while teen while goblin while aroace while injured while doing your best
#fantasy high junior year#fhjy#riz gukgak#figueroth faeth#sklonda gukgak#dimension 20#this. mmmmhhh this is so. I did Not know how to draw this really.#I am very normal about riz (<- lying)#it's a brennan-dm d20 campaign the bad guy is always capitalism (I am saying this with clenched teeth)#riz out of all of them being aroace fucks with me SO bad. bc its also established that elmsville specifically and probably the#majority of solace is not. made for goblins. and that becomes sklonda being worked to the bone and pok dying on the job#and riz spending all his time trying to keep his friends together. maybe to the point of it being injurous#like. do u get what I mean. its an economy of time it takes your time it eats up your time#not just the gukgaks but everyone you have to spend time to get to live and you don't have a lot of time left in a day#and you have to spend it carefully. you have to prioritize#you're somewhere without an established community and companionship is bought with your time spent working#this place doesn't take care of you. at the end of the day who do you have who'd prioritize you. do you understand me#the evolved aroace loathing where if your friends and family are granted more time nobody would have to choose. we live in a society#holds ur hand we live in a society. idk if Im making any sense#anyway . uhhh riz is my favourite that's my statement thank you for listening. au revoir
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#good omens spoilers#gos2spoilers#good omens#good omens season 2#goodomensedit#aziraphale#crowley#og post#gifs#the thesis of this gifset is:#“aziraphale lies BADLY to crowley's FACE repeatedly for no reason and crowley ALWAYS takes him at his word#but crowley's the demon so he's the one who lies. apparently"#i just think its hilarious#and the fact that crowley doesn't notice aziraphale lying despite the fact he knows how he lies (see: Job) because “why would he lie to ME”#i don't think crowley thinks the inverse of aziraphale (“you're an angel. its not what you do”) because he KNOWS he lied to heaven#(again see:Job)#this took so fucking long i'd open photoshop and my computer would shit itself#even worse if i dare opened a longer video to make into several gifs#sacrificed my Firefox window to my computer like a newborn lamb so that photoshop may live but it barely even helped#apparently i do NOT have the needed ram for gifmaking#i mean i did do it. i completed it. but still#though it worked a bit better after i restarted my computer. so. maybe i should do that more frequently lmao#i tried to include “i'm a demon. i lied” but it just did not. fit. quite right
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Love disabled people who just lie about their disabilities to nosy, intrusive questions. Sorry, yeah, I lost my arm in the wash one day. It's funny how that happens! Oh, I got back pain from saving nineteen children from a burning fire department <3
#disability#sometimes lying is just. funny. SORRY.#look like... whether you lie about why you're disabled you're still disabled and it shouldn't have to factor into how you're treated...#...if it isn't relevant to your care needs or care plan.#like. if you lost your arm does it matter if you say you lost it in the wash like a sock or tell your actual story...#...like either way you still /do not have an arm/. that doesn't change if you lie or not#anyway. huge defense for a post that probably didn't need said defense#sometimes you just feel like lying in such a grandiose way that people don't know if they SHOULDN'T believe you#i think my lie will be that a powerful necromancer preformed Emergency Bone Shaving on one leg only...#...and he used the bone shavings to raise a skeleton army that looks like My skeleton but only on the legs
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i truly think that korekiyo haters who happen to like nagito are lying to themselves
#𓆩𖥔𓆪 — the divine#they're both freaks#you'd take the war criminal over the sister fucker?#i know you're lying#'nagito's the lesser of two evils 🤓'#bestie he attached a dead girl's hand to his own body#how is he the lesser evil?
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caterpillar? more like cu. more like cunty. cuntypil. um.
#you're honor he's a bastard and a capitalist but despite his faults i love him very much#so i think he should be Absolved of all crimes and allowed to stay silly w/ it#he's really The Guy of all time...#cant wait to see more of him!!!#man now i gotta go listen to his audios i need to hear his goofy ass voice again <3#scribble salad#welcome home#welcome home puppet show#howdy pillar#blowing him a kiss and then chucking the communist manifesto at his tube head#i could radicalize him...#no actually i dont think Anyone could#he doesnt even get paid. he's out there scamming and lying for shits and gigs#i fear that he's beyond redemption but That's Okay!!!#i support howdy pillar rights AND wrongs <3#i have faith that he'll pay through suffering The Horrors and fuck knows what else <3#i need him to get tossed around like a ragdoll in a rabid dog's mouth#tear the bitch apart! (said so so So affectionately)
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can you two stop cycling through your idle animations for FIVE SECONDS 🫵 I'm trying to listen to the music adapt to changes in the environment
#pikmin#pikmin 2#captain olimar#pikmin louie#going from my first pikmin game (4) to pik2 was really funny bc this really caught me off guard. like you make no noise at all in 4 lol#'he's so quiet i keep forgetting he's there' i know you're lying olimar#myart
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#spinda#AAAHHHH YES!!! our belovèd spinda. from their café!!! probably one of my favorite minor characters from pmd sky#whom i don't even think was in the original explorers games. i think spinda's café was exclusive to sky. if i'm remembering correct#ly. or maybe that was shaymin village. i know shaymin village was for sure but maybe it was just that and not both of them. either way#have a delicious drink and allow the flower of conversation to bloom! i could quote spinda all day. he had “hopes and dreams” before toby#ever did. THAT'S ALSO like i had no idea what spinda's pronouns were. i kept trying to figure it out because i talked about him quite a lot‚#but no one in game ever talked about him. to mention his pronouns? turns out. there's ONE line of dialogue where the post office fucker in#shaymin village mentions him and calls him a he. i think that's the only time spinda is referred to in the third person with a pronoun#i believe it's when they're talking about like. how you can send gifts or whatever and pick up the characters' responses at spinda's café#which is still a really fucking good feature. of any video game. SEE WHAT I MEAN spinda and their café is just an incredibly good Thing#it's to the point where my home wifi network is named “Spinda's Café Wi-Fi” because i love it so much. so if you're ever runnin around#and you see a wifi network by that name… it might be me! you never know! or… it could be the real deal. the real spinda's café is somewhere#nearby…! ugh. i wish. i would go there immediately#not even to mention all the other shit about this pokémon that's really good. like that they never walk in straight lines or whatever#their little dance. it's just. huUGHKLJKAHJVDHJHDAJSVGD i love spinda. a nice pick-me-up after the underwhelmingness that was grumpig#shake it this way… shake it that way… and stir it all around… and it's done!
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It still amazes me the number of people who see the juxtaposition between Nami and Usopp during Wano and their fight against Ulti as "Nami's devotion to Luffy is unmatched, unlike Usopp's" when she isn't able to say he won't be the king of the pirates but Usopp is telling her to lie.
I think most people don't have in mind, either, that Usopp isn't the one being directly asked. He is looking out for Nami and begging her to lie to keep her alive because he is scared to death they might lose her for something as insignificant as lying. For him, lying is a form of survival and it is not that big of a deal because he trusts Luffy enough to tell Nami to lie about her feelings. It is something that will only stay between them because he knows it is better to lie than to die and Luffy would want it that way too.
And that doesn't mean he isn't loyal to Luffy or his dream. He is just looking out for Nami's safety. And as I said-- He isn't being asked directly, either. It is easier to tell others to lie about something of the sort than to do it yourself, and if the roles were reversed I personally think he'd have the most awful of times with it too.
Nami refuses to say Luffy won't become the king of the pirates because for her, even if lying has gotten her out of messes, she puts her trust and loyalty in Luffy before her own instincts of survival because lying is what got her to push them away when they first met and this is the one thing she can't lie about because it would hurt more than death.
Then again, I think she would do the same exact thing Usopp did if she wasn't being the one asked. It is the whole point of the scene, actually. They both know the most rational thing is to lie so the one witnessing the scene will always be cold-headed about it, but the one having to lie is the one suffering the bitter realization of how lying about this and saying it out loud is way harder than it seems from an outsider's perspective.
So I am tired of seeing people criticizing Usopp for his decision during the fight against Ulti as if it were that easy for him to see Nami being about to get killed if she doesn't lie. Sorry for the guy to actually want to protect the people he loves instead of letting her be reckless and basically kill herself freely for telling a truth even Luffy would tell her to lie about if it meant living.
#i am very intense about this scene actually#and usopp haters are so annoying when it comes to this#as if nami wouldn't have done the same if the roles were reversed#they're often on the same page when it comes to survival except for this one time and i think it's because they're not on the same situatio#and also i think nami has a harder time verbalizing these things because she is very vocal abt her trust in luffy#but usopp's trust in luffy is something they know for a fact and he knows that lying wouldn't change that#but i think too that he would've done the same as nami in her situation#and even if he hadn't. he is way more logical when it comes to these things than her#nami makes her beliefs visible and loud while usopp keeps them to himself mostly and i think she needs to say it out loud for it to be real#while for usopp lying is just surface level of believing in something when he trusts his own feelings enough#YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN??? i am not crazy#anyway usopp haters i don't like you you're the weakest link and nami would hate you#one piece#usopp#cat burglar nami#wano arc
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I don't know why DC insists on hurting Bruce in ways that aren't even fun. Runaway bride on his wedding day? Boring. Killing one of his kids? Well. It was heartbreaking the first time but now we're used to it.
A villain making Bruce view some of Dick's favorite memories via magic except none of the memories include Bruce because the memories were carefully selected to make Bruce think that he means nothing to Dick? Now that's fun.
#me referencing an spn episode again? *cough* i don't know what you're talking about. shut your salty lipsss#bruce to dick later that day: when i asked you if our early years were good for you and you told me ''the best'' were you lying to me?#Bruce Wayne#Dick Grayson
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Has this been done already
#and it will (likely) happen again!#hurried off to make this as soon as i finished the episode lmao#i liked this case! it was fun. distressing enough#but i'd be lying if the mention of mr bonzo to creepily growing music didn't actually scare me out of my mind LMAO#i was convinced he was actually going to materialize in the OIAR for a moment there#gwen girl i totally get you. not even therapy can save you from this mess#nice to meet you georgie! and nice of you to tell us how you're going to die#tmagp#the magnus protocol#tmagp spoilers#tmagp 18#(let me know if the alt text works fine!)
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happy autumn days to those guys!
#when the competition is to draw sweet origins and you're up against me#if you look closely you might just see the golden rings#steven says they got married for tax benefits but you know that gay ass lying#anyways#expect more married origins life from me soon once i win over this cold#pokemon#steven stone#originshipping#pokeart#ruby and sapphire#omega ruby and alpha sapphire#art
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Since I'm still thinking about Ming today... Let us compare Three Mings.
1. Ming when he's Scared*
*caught off guard by domesticity/affection and how much he likes and wants it
2. Ming when he's Trying*
*to fix the shit he does when he's scared, but still seem cool and controlled (of highest priority always)
3. Ming when he's Scared*
*deeply fucking terrified, scrambling, on the precipice of a complete break from sense and reason which he shan't recover from for years
And the thing is, which of these Mings do you think stays with Joe in his bones, in his gut. Which of these Mings are the Mings Joe remembers and thinks of as true?
Ming my babygirl, you have so so soooo much more Trying to try.
#from i'm not your boyfriend to you wouldn't want me to be your boyfriend to you can't LIVE without me as your boyfriend#which is the truth ming? like WE know but does joe?#i was specifically thinking about this wrt the jealousy fight#ming who is lying: WHY WOULD I EVER BE JEALOUS OF YOU? DON'T BE SO FULL OF YOURSELF#ming who is honest later: fine. i was jealous. /cutely eats noodles and smiles#joe is so happy in the latter moment#but which of those moments is he going to take with him ming?#which of those moments is going to loom large in his mind about first his self-worth and later his trust in you and your feelings?#ming tells joe of course i'm happy and is telling the truth#but first he lied so many times about not really wanting or needing to be here#you chose me joe! i didn't choose you! this is just whatever to me you're just a stand-in#and those lies hurt and hit so much harder than the pockets of truth#long before the chains came out... ming you really fumbled this bag#my stand in#mingjoe#dear diary
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following the theory that loki intentionally banded the avengers together so he could sicc them on thanos later, after he took the throne in T:TDW, i think he'd be so angry at the events of civil war like:
loki as odin: hello heimdall, how do earth's mightiest heroes fare as of late?
heimdall: they have disagreed on many subjects and split up two days ago
loki:
heimdall:
loki: they haVE WHAT?
cue loki coming down to earth and bonking everyone's heads together until they all get along again
stark: how the heck are you alive???
loki: skills. listen here, i did not pour my blood, sweat and tears to form this team for you idiots to throw all my hard work out the window!
loki, grabbing rhodes and stark by the wrists: now, we are going to get your little friends out of prison, understood?
like an exasperated kindergarten teacher, y'know?
Loki, hitting Steve over the head with a newspaper: he's your friend, of course he's upset you lied to him about something like this
Tony: hah!
Loki, giving Tony a death glare: did you have to fight each other about it
#Loki should lecture them on morals good sportsmanship lying loyalty and self sabotage#Loki @ Scott like 'and what are you here for??'#and Scott is like awh he doesn't know me. uncool.#Loki: I just don't see why you're risking your right to see your daughter over some skirmish you have no business with#Scott: uhm#Loki: do you WANT to update your criminal record bc there are better ways to do it.#Scott: -__-#Loki: ways that don't involve parasocial relationships and blind loyalty to some national icon you had never ?? met in person before????#Scott: I just wanted to be included#Loki: eat the rich when it doesn't involve damage to public resources next time#Bucky: hi#Loki: i have no notes#Peter: 0-0#Loki turning back to Tony: and the CHILD--
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How do you find pose references for all those gorgeous and cute and aaaaaaa drawings. H o w. Where. (<-from someone struggling to draw characters interacting)
(if you don't use references, take it as a compliment to your godly anatomy and posing skills)
I don't really use references for poses that much. I'm not sure how to explain this without sounding weird but when I'm about to draw something, I visualize it in my mind, and when it's character art I sort of see them as 3D models that can be posed and rotated. And I just sort of try to replicate that on paper, sometimes it's easy and sometimes it doesn't work out at all (a good reminder that when you browse someone's art, you usually only see the pieces that the artist is at least passably proud of, not the piles of failed projects that went nowhere).
#when I use references it's usually for very specific poses and gestures that I'm not familiar with#if I were to draw someone shooting a crossbow or tap dancing or weaving on a loom#I'd have to look up references because you can only do those actions in a particular way or it doesn't look right#and I have no clear visual memory of what that action looks like#but if it's a common general casual everyday pose like a guy sitting or lying down in a way or another#you can draw that in so many different ways you can just position them however you want and it will look believable#and a lot of my poses are general everyday poses#I dunno that's how it works for me#definitely use references if you're unsure or drawing something you've never drawn before#but once you get sorta comfortable I personally feel like it's a lot more fun and interesting to draw from memory and imagination#this got rambly and I'm sorry I couldn't direct you to a pose reference databank of some kind I know they exist but I've never used them#answered#anonymous
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I tried to watch season 2 of the bear, and flamed out tragically when I saw all the famous people in episode 6. I'm sorry, those are Faces, I know who they are and therefore the illusion is broken entirely and completely.
#like. that's jamie lee curtis. what is she doing in chicago splattering sauce on the ceiling.#I also think that I'm not suited to s2. it felt like...#well a while ago I turned on a south african cooking show (it's called the cook-a-long)#which to its credit KNOWS it's shilling for the tourist board. its entire purpose is to make south africa#look interesting and vibrant; full of delicious food. which it does spectacularly!#but I do not want to turn on the bear and be sold on denmark or watch syd get advice from actual chicago chefs#that is for cooking shows; not my fiction.#putting very famous actors in there feels like the same thing.#(also STOP SHOWING SHOTS OF THE LOOP I KNOW THESE PEOPLE LIVE IN OTHER PARTS OF THE CITY YOU'RE LYING)#anyway. done with that show.#the bear
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