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“Alrighty, can ya quit it now??”
medkit > your cult
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“Ya do know he’s a member of the Church too and that I’m his boss, right?”
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*she has absolutely no idea how to respond to this*
medkit > your cult
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“Ya do know he’s a member of the Church too and that I’m his boss, right?”
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medkit > your cult
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“Ya do know he’s a member of the Church too and that I’m his boss, right?”
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*hesitant forehead kiss.*
Please don't shoot stab bite maim or kill me. Have a day.
*well she’s flustered… and also very confused*
“Excuse me-?”
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themostwantedphighter · 13 hours
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(OOC: Prince is the name of Katana’s owl, who somehow managed to find Scythe in Lost Temple)
kiss.
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"Where are you headed?"
"Serial killer's house."
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"What."
"Looking for Prince."
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"I'll see you later"
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"WHAT"
OOC: you ask and you shall receive, anon.
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themostwantedphighter · 13 hours
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what color is tuesday
“…it ain’t got a color?? What sort of question is this?”
*confused*
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themostwantedphighter · 16 hours
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"This whole thing seems sketchy, I'll give ya that. Maybe ya should try foolin' 'round with someone else."
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“…what sort of ad is this? This’s weirder than some insurance commercials I’ve seen.”
(OOC: another jab at something real, this time it’s poking fun at how insurance commercials (at least here in the US) are absolutely ridiculous lol)
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themostwantedphighter · 16 hours
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Scalpel says you're mean and bad. I'm conflicted cause I wanna listen to him cause he's one of my first real friends (othr than Party Hat of course) but you're also super cool and nice and.. I don't know! He's nice just too caring and you're nice and party hats nice. I don't wanna have to choose between people.
--Claws
"Well, sounds like he needs to lighten up a bit."
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themostwantedphighter · 16 hours
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"I already figured that much."
(OOC: and this is why we have adblockers /lhj)
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“…what sort of ad is this? This’s weirder than some insurance commercials I’ve seen.”
(OOC: another jab at something real, this time it’s poking fun at how insurance commercials (at least here in the US) are absolutely ridiculous lol)
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themostwantedphighter · 18 hours
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(OOC: this is accurate and I love both variants lol)
Some Anons: deep lore dump
Others: Cracked people/menaces
// ooc it do be like that
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themostwantedphighter · 18 hours
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(OOC: so I randomly had the idea to compare my height against Scythe's using a height comparison generator website and... lol)
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themostwantedphighter · 18 hours
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(OOC: I've never done it myself but I know how much of a meme it is lol)
Fun, wasn't it? As someone who is Currently Going Through It, I would just like to remind you that you cannot escape-
The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.
[Run, Scythey.]
"Not this phuckin' thing-"
(OOC: 😭😭😭)
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themostwantedphighter · 18 hours
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(OOC: THE PICTURE KEEPS SENDING ME 😭)
medkit > subspace
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... I AM FORBIDDEN TO MAKE A STANCE ON THIS QUESTION.
ALSO, WHAT THE PHUCK IS THAT IMAGE.
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themostwantedphighter · 18 hours
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"I would like my owl back, Scythe."
Katana, from the @hypertana-posts account
"Ya can come over and get yer bird, and I won't do nothin' to ya while yer here. Promise ya that."
(OOC: to whoever owl anon is, you can redirect asks to @hypertana-posts after this lol)
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themostwantedphighter · 21 hours
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I forget that you're actually like 40-something... damn you're old. What was it like walking with dinosaurs?
"Wh- I ain't that old! What d'ya mean, 'walking with dinosours'??"
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themostwantedphighter · 21 hours
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*The owl flies from a nearby shelf to sit on Scythe's hat, resting gently between her horns.*
*she's already managed to get the rattlesnake off of her hat and find a space for it to hang out by now, so she just lets that happen*
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Fun, wasn't it? As someone who is Currently Going Through It, I would just like to remind you that you cannot escape-
The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.
[Run, Scythey.]
"Not this phuckin' thing-"
(OOC: 😭😭😭)
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