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alyakthedorklord · 10 months
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Tim, sleep deprived + making coffee with five hour energy instead of water in front of his protesting family: If no one comes back from the future to stop me, how bad of an idea can it really be?
Future!Damian, made friends with Infinite Realms Royalty and discovered they had the infi-map, a time travelling artifact that he recognizes from the funniest thing that ever happened to him in his childhood: Hello Timothy.
Tim, nearly jumping out of his skin: OH HOLY- Damian?
Future!Damian: 😁
Batfam: 😳
Young Damian: 🫵😦
Tim: …ok there’s NO WAY that drinking this will-
Future!Damian: You’ll never find out, because you’re not going to try. Now hand over those cookies, I promised an inter-dimensional death deity I’d get him some if he let me do this. Also- (tosses random cryptic Clockwork message that will make sense eventually and Save the Day™ onto the table)
Future!Damian, very ominously: Take care of yourself, Timothy *vanishes with a flourish of the map and cackling echoey laughter, leaving the family cookie-less and in shock.*
Alfred: …Did he have to take the plate?
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revenantghost · 9 months
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phantom-of-the-501st · 9 months
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I am proof that "I play video games" and "I'm good at video games" can 100% be mutually exclusive statements
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madmutts · 7 months
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Sounds like your body is going into brumation mode. Be careful dude! Don't brumate! It's unnecessary and could kill you if you do something even slightly wrong in preparation for it, and even if you're properly prepared it could still be deadly. You're too old for this dude!
In other words turn on the heater.
HZJHDHSD IM NOT OLD!!
And stop freakin me out dude. I'll be fine. If there was anything actually physically wrong with me, Tello would be all over it. Don't act like I haven't been through this before. I've been a turtle my whole life, and we didn't exactly have the best heating in the apocalypse.
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saltyafterhours · 6 months
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rachread-books · 3 months
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hi, i finished reading Divine Rivals and Ruthless Vow.
so...now what?
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Those of you who play FFXIV may know that it's time for the irregular tomestones, which of course means: grinding the Praetorium.
But I've cracked the code to preserving my sanity! I can WRITE during the cutscenes! Been getting so many words on the page.
I'm so fucking smart.
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tragicalwisteria · 5 months
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bangs era is back, baby! (mental illness)
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yautjamandibles · 7 months
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i'll never forget the experience i had when the mass effect trilogy remastered came out and i owned it on steam and i was playing only to get messages from someone i haven't spoken to in YEARS and didn't even remember that was still on my friend's list. they proceeded to ask me questions about the game, which was okay, but then they started commenting on how fast i was completing each game like i was a new player.
they kept telling me shit like "wow you finished me1 that fast?! you should take your time!"
and i explained to them that this is not my first time ever playing me1. i've played it several times. i just don't like me1 and i don't like taking my time playing the game because i cannot stand the way the game works, but i want the story events to tie in my entire experience. and you'd think it'd stop there, but it didn't. it kept going. like they were dictating how i should play the game.
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I just know the expectations for my end project are high, just because my coach said: "Oh yea, I saw some of your illustrations, you are really good."
Stress.
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mabsart · 2 years
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[Barret/Reeve] Star Wars AU time
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thatonecrowguy · 10 months
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sometimes I'm like "damn why is dog days so slow on my phone" babe it's an 85k word google document and you're on low power mode. take a guess <3
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Knowing exactly why I’m fat personally doesn’t mean that others do. I know, through the process of self-reflection, research, and experiment, that I’m fat because I don’t eat enough food, and I don’t exercise enough because I don’t have enough energy to, because I don’t eat enough. So my body stores any food I DO get, because I’ve been in Famine Mode for decades.
Poverty, baby!
When I move into my friend’s condo, I’ll be able to start to repair the damage that a lifetime of poor eating has wrought. I’m not expecting to be thin, I’m not expecting to be any level of Media-Approved Sexy.
But I will feel better, have energy, and hopefully avoid the poor health that older generations of my relatives are currently experiencing, because I’ll be in a better position to eat regular meals.
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SUGGESTION: Let go of trying to have it all.
ME: "but I want to: get my bachelor's/masters in business, and learn finance/investing, meditate daily, exercise...work long hours in order to be successful (because everything takes me longer), practice yoga/Tai chi, spend quality time with my 🐕 and family, have fun w/friends, clean/organize my house and office, always have laundry done, read 3 books, attend that webinar...WAIT 🛑
Did I eat today?
(Sigh) panic-overwhelm-fear of failure consumes
Screw it! I'll just sit on the couch half watching a movie and half spinning all the things I want/need to do in my head over and over and OVER.  (fng guilt, I hate you!)
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shokuto · 2 years
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I always blot out the memory but MJ is presently shilling for Big Pharma
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gramarobin · 2 years
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I needed this one tonight Mel 💛
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