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kedsandtubesocks · 2 months

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OH MY GOD!

Ok so i know no one is awake rn but remember how my sleazy rancid ex found me on insta and tried to add me as a friend??

Well he FOUND MY SISTER AND TRIED TO ADD HER TOO

#my sister joked ‘I’m a lesbian what the fuck does he want with me?’ and I laughed so hard #I know he’s probably doing this to get more friends and be like ‘like see we’re all friends and everyone’s good’#and i dont wanna assume anything #but idk it just feels weird #Erika shut up tag

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plushiehamuko · 1 year

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kirumi and kaede… the best friends ever… truly the friendship we were most robbed of if you ask me bc i am thinking about them all the time. kaede helps kirumi to feel more comfortable just relaxing and being herself and showing genuine affection for people rather than serving them. and kirumi keeps kaede in check bc she is literally Crazy sometimes and needs a voice of reason to reel her in. they bring out the best in each other and they are BESTIES and nobody can change my mind

#squishy talks too much #and i made a specific post about this before #but it’s worth mentioning again:#they are the only ones that understand each other’s self-sacrifice #they are the ones who know how it feels to put themselves last #to wear themselves down more and more for the sake of others’ needs #THEY COMPLETE EACH OTHERRRRR #WHY WAS THIS AN IGNORED DYNAMIC IT’S LIKE #bites whoever decided they should have very limited canon interactions #anyways sorry for lesbian posting so much today i will shut up and go to sleep now #(i’m not that sorry tho)#about kaedes <3 #about kirumis <3

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notabled-noodle · 2 years

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also what is it with cishet people (who call themselves “allies”) just randomly bringing up homophobia when it isn’t relevant?

they don’t seem to understand that there may be gay people listening who don’t want to be triggered into panic mode by unnecessarily being reminded that homophobia exists

#you know like. I KNOW homophobia exists #but sometimes I’m feeling alright #and a cishet person is like ‘I’m an ally! not homophobic’#stop it. shut up #queer #lgbt #homophobia #lesbian #gay

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iwowzumi · 2 years

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on the one hand maggie did throw a lot of pandering into greywaren i suspect to cover up a some rushed narrative and character arc resolution that didn’t completely hit the mark. on the other hand she pandered pretty directly to me and and what i wanted so her tactic worked because i got so caught up in adam and ronan soul fusing in dreamspace that the narrative fuckups went almost completely over my head, so, touché mstief

#i know i said i wasn’t going to be critical of it but i also can’t keep my mouth shut #this isn’t really critical anyway #but omg hennessy and carmen lesbians and adam and ronan getting married <3 who is niall lynch? huh?#plot holes? huh? declan hot girl autumn who cares #greywaren spoilers #dreamer trilogy #syd text #sorry i’m not going to shut up about this book for the next week

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lesbianlenas · 2 years

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the way that i will see women unironically be like i think i’m a lesbian bc i’m attracted to a MAN in a feminine way i’m like. is this a joke to u? lmfao. the sec it’s a man ur talking abt being attracted to being a lesbian is out of the question. gaydies we need to be gatekeeping harder fr.

#michelle speaks #i’m talking like. women will be like this man is slightly feminine & that attracts me to him. am i a lesbian?#it’s like shut the fuck up genuinely. it honestly disgusts me the way ppl co-opt the term lesbian #like u do not know the actual struggles of being a lesbian or have any respect for our history whatsoever. drives me crazy 🙄

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forgetmesleepy · 1 year

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It’s been a few days but I can’t believe my gf was like “yeah? You just yearn soooo much babe like every single one of ur comics is like wow I can’t wait to bask in the sunlight with my future WIFE and drink smoothies with her in our house together and kiss her like it’s the morning dew” and I’m like yeah? Bitch I’m gonna kiss you so you shut up !!! U ain’t wrong but

#text #I CANT BELIEVE SHES SO SMUG #BITCH SHUT THE FUCK UP I care abt u sm #it’s so true but ur not allowed to say it #ok but tbh she wants this too and she’s not willing to say it #I yearn a lot ok!!!! Spotify even knows!!!!!!!!!!!!#I’m a big lesbian!!#I was basically punching her aggressively w my mouth #she kept squirming away being like oh yeah? can’t shut me up #u YEARN babe #fuck the shut up

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piqued-curiosity · 2 years

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Lesbians abuse bi women in relationships more than the opposite. Stop trying to divide us with your oppression olympics ffs. Just stay away from bi women if you think we're a problem, we're not gonna miss you

Bi women are free to speak about biphobic lesbians, and lesbians are free to speak about homophobic bisexuals. As I am a lesbian, it’s my place to talk about the homophobia I notice amongst bisexuals that’s bringing harm to myself and my fellow homosexuals. I’ll leave talking about biphobia to bisexual people.

It’s not oppression olympics or division, it’s pointing out a very real issue that has very real and harmful affects on gay people. The people dividing us are the people being homophobic, not the people trying to speak about said homophobia.

And I made it very clear in my post that I don’t think all bisexual women are a problem. I had a whole little paragraph sending love to non-homophobic bi women. So either you didn’t read the whole post or you’re ignoring that part. I was making it clear that my issue was with the homophobic bi women who spew a specifically different type of homophobia than straight people do (example: a straight person will be less inclined to insist that everyone’s sexuality needs to be fluid because theirs isn’t. A bisexual might insist that everyone’s sexuality needs to be fluid and inclusive of both sexes because that’s how their sexuality is). The same issue probably exists with bi men but as I’m a lesbian I’m focusing on what specifically impacts lesbians, which would be bi women throwing lesbians under the bus.

But if you have a problem with me calling out the homophobia I see and am affected by, I’m not going to miss you either lol. And I’m going to continue calling it out until it stops happening.

(Also… do you mean abuse in romantic relationships? Because if so, 1. I’d need a source on that, and 2. That’s not what I was talking about. I could be misinterpreting what you’re saying but the wording sounds like you’re talking about domestic abuse?)

#I know it can be upsetting to see a lesbian not just accept homophobia #I know we’re supposed to sit down and shut up for the sake of uwu solidarity #but I’m not having it. <3 #asks #anon

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steddiecameraroll · 9 days

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Robin is gawking at him and he can’t figure out why.

“What??” Steve shrugs.

“Repeat what you just said.”

“What? That I’d kiss Eddie?”

What’s the big deal?

“Yes, yes that.” She narrows her eyes and leans over the counter. “Since when?”

“Since always?” He doesn’t understand what she’s not grasping. “Why are you so surprised? Don’t his lips look super soft?”

“I don’t know. I’ve never once clocked the smoothness of his lips.”

“Oh come on,” Steve scoffs. “You’re telling me after months of hanging out with him, you’ve not once looked at his mouth?”

“Oh I’m sure I’ve looked at his mouth. The man does not shut up, but I can say I’ve never noticed his lips.”

“Whatever, I don’t believe you, but OK.” He shrugs because there’s no point in arguing.

“Steve, I’ve never noticed any man’s lips. Including yours. And the fact that you have is what I’m trying to explore right now.”

“What do you mean?” He feels a weird twinge deep in his gut.

“What do you mean, what do you mean?” Her voice is oozing with disbelief. “How many other men’s lips have you noticed?”

“I don’t know, I don’t keep track.”

Obviously. That would be really hard to do. He’d have to have a notepad or something in his pocket at all times.

“You don’t keep track?” Her eyes look like they’re going to pop out of her head. “Wait, so you’re telling me there’s too many for you to remember?”

“Yes? I mean, even today there was that one customer with that jean jacket and that guy with the colts hat. And it’s only 11.”

“Oh my god.” Her jaw is on the floor.

“What? I don’t get it. We talk about customers we think are hot all the time?”

“OH MY GOD!” She slaps her hand over her mouth.

“What? I seriously don’t understand what’s happening right now.”

“Steve.” She swallows before continuing. “You’re attracted to them?”

“If they’re hot, they’re hot. What’s the big deal?”

“I have NEVER thought a man was hot. I can understand how they’re attractive but me myself and I, doesn’t get it.”

“Never?” That doesn’t make sense.

“Never. I’m a lesbian. That means I’m attracted to women. What you’re telling me, so very nonchalantly, is that you, Steve Harrington, have found men attractive. In fact, you’re telling me you find Eddie Munson attractive. Do you understand what I’m saying?”

“Not really.” He crosses his arms and cocks his right hip out.

“You’re not as straight as you might think you are, buddy.”

“What?” No.

“You find more than women attractive.”

“But I’d never date a guy?”

“Oh really? Tell me, have you ever thought what Eddie’s like as a boyfriend? Or like maybe how big his dick is?” She sounds frustrated.

“Well…kinda?” He remembers that one weekend he had everyone over to hang out at the pool, and the first time Eddie got out of the water. His swim trunks were wet and clinging to his body, and Steve’s eyes clocked the outline of the man’s dick. He did wonder if the man was a grower as well as a shower. “It was only because it was like right there.”

“You’re a disaster. What about the boyfriend thing?” She tilts her head and shrugs.

“Wait, so you’re telling me you’ve never thought what it might be like if we dated? Not even at Scoops?”

“Oh my god, no! Les-bee-an,” she waves her hands in front of her body.

“Whatever, it’s not like I’ve thought about marrying him or anything. Just kissing and like how sex would work, y’know between us. If he- or if I wanted him to- which doesn’t sound bad, I’ve just never done that so I don’t know if I’d like it. Would he like it?” Steve leans on his elbows over the counter, and almost gets lost in thought over the idea.

“Now you’re having sex with him?” Robin squeals.

“How do I know if I don’t like it if I don’t try it? Maybe I’d love it. This feels like a way for me to find out.”

“I think I need a break. Don’t follow me.” She points at him. “I’m happy you’re exploring this…thing, but I’m not equipped for this. My best friend likes boys.” She shakes her head and walks away murmuring to herself.

“I don’t know that I…,” he trails off when she disappears into the back room.

Steve’s thumbing through one of the movie release magazines on the counter when the bell over the entrance catches his attention.

“Hey, big boy.” Eddie gives Steve a bright smile as he saunters up to the front counter.

“Hey, man.” Steve closes the magazine and stands up straight. Perfect timing. “I’m glad you’re here.”

“Oh yeah? Missed me?” He leans over the countertop and looks up at Steve.

Steve rolls his eyes. This goofball. “Yes, I’ve got a question for you. Rob and I were talking earlier and she said she’s never checked out a guy before. That because she’s a lesbian, she’s not attracted to men, at all. But that makes no sense because I’ve found a ton of guys attractive and I’m straight. Maybe I’m not dating these men, but I’d definitely fool around with them. She’s lying right?”

Eddie’s staring at Steve with his mouth slightly agape. The smile is gone and Steve can see more of the whites in Eddie’s eyes, like he’s surprised or something.

“You get it, right? Am I crazy?” Steve’s heart is starting to pick up.

“F-fool around?” Eddie’s voice cracks a little.

“Yeah, like, hand jobs and making out or whatever. Maybe more? I don’t know, I’ve never done more than a blow job but I’ve thought about it.”

Eddie shoots up with a violent cough, like he swallowed wrong. He starts slamming his fist into his chest trying to catch his breath, and Steve stands there watching the guy have a coughing fit.

“You OK?” Should he get Eddie some water?

Eddie raises his finger asking for a second, and keeps slapping his palm against his chest. Steve stands there getting more and more self conscious as each second passes. After a good 20 more seconds Eddie seems to have caught his breath and gives Steve a small smile.

“Just for, uh clarifications sake, did you give the blow job or get the blow job?”

“Both?”

Who only receives and doesn’t pay back? That’s rude.

Eddie huffs and stumbles forward slightly catching his hands on the counter. He nods at Steve, then lets his head dip down, his hair falling down over his face.

“Right, obviously. Did, uh, did you enjoy it?” Eddie’s voice sounds strained.

“Yeah? Who doesn’t like sex? I haven’t done it a lot but yeah. Don’t you like it?” Is he missing something?

“Uh huh,” Eddie flips his head back and looks at Steve. “I like it a lot.”

Steve shrugs, and then watches Eddie drag his eyes slowly up Steve’s body like he’s cataloguing every inch of it. The direct attention catches Steve by surprise, and he can feel a blush spread across his cheeks.

“So, y-you get it, right?”

“Yeah,” Eddie sighs. “I just didn’t know you got it.”

“What? Of course. Doesn’t everybody find all hot people attractive?”

“Some of us,” Eddie’s voice is almost gravelly now, and it’s doing something to Steve’s body.

“Some? What do you mean?”

“Not everyone thinks like we do, Steve. Wow,” he shakes his head. “We. As in, you and I. As in you, Steve Harrington, pretty boy extraordinaire. Ohhh this changes everything.” Eddie murmurs almost to himself. “How did this, uh, topic come up with Robin?”

“We were talking about you, but hold on.” Steve waves his hands around. “Not everyone? You’re telling me that not everyone is attracted to everyone?”

“Me?” Eddie ignores Steve’s question. “What about me? You were talking about me?”

“Yes, I said you had kissable lips but go back. I don’t understand. I can name five guys right now who agree with me. I mean, two of them had girlfriends when we messed around. In fact, Stacy was there one time. She only watched but like, what are you saying?”

“Kissable lips? You think…? Wait, five? You’ve had a threesome?”

“I don’t think it’s a threesome if she didn’t get involved. Right?”

“Riiight, ok wow. So you’re straight, you say?”

“Yes, why is this so hard to explain? I figured if anyone would understand it would be you, because you said you’re bisexual. So you’re actually attracted to men and women as in you’d date them both.”

Eddie blinks at Steve a few times before nodding slowly. “Right, cause that’s what that means. Um, is Robin still here?” Eddie’s looking around the store now trying to find the woman.

“No, she had the early shift.”

“Ok, well, um so I’m gonna go home and blow my brains out, but uh if you want to…,” Eddie taps his fingers on the counter. “If you want to come over later and find out how soft my lips are, let me know.” He slaps his hand in the counter, and turns away heading toward the door without glancing back at Steve.

“Um, OK.”

“See ya, Harrington.” Eddie throws his hand over his head and pushes himself through the exit.

Steve shrugs and scoops the magazine back into his hands. Maybe he’ll get to see how soft Eddie’s lips are around his dick.

#steve harrington is a disaster #steve naked in bed next to Eddie while hes panting and trying to catch his breath: I gotta tell Rob I liked it #Eddie face palm groan #they’re two months deep before steve realizes he’s not straight #steddie #steve harrington #eddie munson #steddiecameraroll posts #my writing #steddie ficlet

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