credit to whoever made this
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Thinking about after the IVF fails, Skinner passing Mulder and Scully in the hall and asking "what's wrong with you two?" cause he obviously notices they're both subdued and sad about something, but has no idea what they have been up to, so his question doesn't quite have the appropriate gentleness for the situation.
Imagine your employees literally combining their DNA and trying to get pregnant as a secret extracurricular side project, and then it doesn't work, but no one besides them knows what's got them in such a mood. Someone has to have noticed when they're inevitably in a slump for at least a couple days. Or maybe Scully took a few days off work and Mulder was alone in his office in an awful mood, snapping at anyone he crossed in the hallways.
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walter skinner when someone asks him what those two weirdos in his basement are doing with their taxpayer funding all day
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That is…essentially, exactly the way it happened
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I hardly ever get any time to myself because I do have a somewhat high position in the government, which can be stressful in and of itself, but what makes my job uniquely difficult is that I am in charge of several special agents, but while that also can be difficult, within my supervision are two special agents investigating strange phenomena, and while both are highly intelligent, it seems that their favorite thing to do is putting themselves in extremely dangerous and life-threatening situations that often require my help. Their explanation for what happened often involves the crazy one saying it was something called a fluke man and the one with a Ph.D backing his claim. Whenever they get too close to a top-secret government conspiracy this chainsmoker just appears in my office and says something cryptic about how I must contain them for the greater good and how it’s above my pay grade to know why. The first time I took a day off was to move all my stuff into a new apartment after my wife divorced me, after which I proceeded to get framed for murder. The second time I took a day off was because I had gotten a life-threatening disease that would have killed me in 24 hours.
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assistant director walter skinner served cunt in every single episode of the x files but some of y'all aren't ready for that conversation
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You know, Scully, we've got four weeks' probation vacation and nothing to do, and Wayne Federman's invited us out to LA to watch his movie being filmed... and God knows I could use a little sunshine.
California, here we come.
THE X FILES GIF MEME [8/20] EPISODES
Hollywood A.D. (7.19)
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