I saw this on r/originalXbox and sharply exhailed air through my nose just cause I thought a few things were interesting and wanted to share. Never even knew about the thing tbh.

YOU !!!! I WAS HOPING I’D SEE YOU IN MY NOTES !!!! YOU’RE MY SONIC MUTUAL !!!!

hi 🥺👉👈 hello i think i would like 2 enter the sonic fandom. how do i partake in sonic. i dont know where 2 start 😢 ive been vaguely watching some of the fandubs and i just played the murder mystery steam game and !!!! i didn’t grow up with it bc i was a pokemon and mario baby but yea [: ALSO if you see me perusing your art that is why [:< !!!! (and because you are very talented and a beloved bestie mutual)

HI!!!!! Always love seeing u beanie I hope you’re good!! This might be a long response so I’m preemptively putting a cut lol

HI AGAIN BEANIE!!! Disclaimer I’m certainly not an expert BUT i’ll try my best 💙💙💙🫡🫡🫡

The murder of sonic the hedgehog is REALLY good. Its definitely got a lot of love packed into it and it shines through the whole thing. Its a favorite because its a little silly but they still work to take the characters seriously (idk. U can tell the devs really loved doing it. I think its all around a fantastic introduction to the series!)

I’ve been hooked on Sonic from a SUPER early age. Like playing on hand me down consoles and stuff. My favorite game ever was sonic and knuckles or sonic 3 and then it was sonic the fighters. And then every game after that until Sonic The Hedgehog (2006) for the xbox 360 came out and despite the glitches and everything else im sure anyone could tell you about it younger me just found it SO striking. Everything about it. I used to sit and watch all the cutscenes on youtube on the family computer like it was my JOB. Idk where the turning point was I’ve played all the other titles except for a couple here and there more recently but I def think you could start where-ever you want!!!

Theres some games I think most people in the fandom would agree are unplayable or just Bad (for any number of reasons, everyone has their opinions! But think like notoriously bad like sonic boom..or specifically sonic colors nintendo ds version) BUT I’m a firm believer that if Sonic 06 specifically didnt have game breaking issues it would have been a masterpiece (look up project 06…! its a labor of love and it made that game feel like what I thought it did when I was itty bitty and more. Beyond my expectations. Genuinely impressive and really shows how much could have been fixed/polished for gameplay/overall) obviously I’m very biased but 06 is something I’ll never get over and I think more people should see Project 06 because the work put into it is immaculate and really showcases what I loved and still love about that game

The fandubs are good! If you’re looking for more watching stuff instead of playing stuff the original remastered Sonic OVA movie is up on YouTube for free and I think you’d really enjoy that too! There’s some design choices (like knuckles just flying for half the movie/not gliding like he would in later titles) that are more timeline based (like they hadnt gotten a firm grasp in franchise what was what yet etc etc) but it really sticks to that charm that drew me in to begin with so its a 10/10 in my book.

Games I think you could start anywhere you’d like (even if people say you’ve GOTTA play x or y or z or whatever you do what you think you’d like) but as a die hard fan you know I’ve got to mention Sonic Adventure 2 or Heroes or one of those. More ‘recent’ games I’ve really enjoyed that didn’t feel rushed/scrapped halfway through.. Sonic Generations is good, Sonic Unleashed is good (and theres a short film called night of the werehog thats official you could watch!) Frontiers obviously is the best I think we’ve gotten in a while narratively.

And im biased but I really. REALLY like sonic and the black knight. I think it being on the wii was a little bad controls wise but it has some charm! The storybook ones (Sonic & The Secret Rings and Sonic & The Black Knight) were super interesting to me when they came out just because it was a fresh art style lol.. Still very charming to me

The Shadow The Hedgehog game will always hold a special place in my heart and I know you like that guy so if you haven’t checked out that game (it has so many endings.) I think you’d personally love it!!

Other than that I think IDW comics are really great if you can get your hands on em! I don’t read them very often if at all anymore but I keep up to date on new characters in gen (more out of interest for the designs and direction theyre going) but if you EVER get the chance to read the arc with the metal virus you absolutely should. All the comics are great but I think you especially would think that arc in particular is incredible

I’ll link the ova and the werehog animation below but every games cutscene you can find on youtube if you’re ever interested! I can always find more stuff and link you if you want : - )

ONE FINAL NOTE IS THAT SONIC GAMES SOUNDTRACKS DO NOT EVER MISS A CHANCE TO GO HARD AS FUCK FOR NO REASON!!!! All of the games OST’s EVER have at least one song for everybody on planet earth and I will not retract that statement ever. If u havent listened to any I highly recommend it

THANK U FOR THE ASK!!!! Always love to talk about whatever so holler if you want!!!

LINKS FOR U:

SONIC OVA:

NIGHT OF THE WEREHOG:

rant at my bsf i can’t decide if i wanna send  w/e I’m drunk again and planet retrogrades be telling me to keep my mouth shut but i don’t do that shit anymore, fuck it did i say i was convinced and now i wasn’t yes but i was drunk and i exaggerate things. I am and always have been pretty firm i BELIEVE HIM. and no one has told me that was wrong until now. which i find pretty interesting. the only reason i’m questioning is because of coralyne not trenton. he was drunk. he doesn’t remember. he hates he doesn’t remember. we usually have the bedroom off limits. he thought she was leaving. he was so drunk he forgot she was there because WHY WOULD SHE STILL BE? AT 230 AM WHEN WE’RE BOTH FUCKED UP AND IN OUR BEDROOM? ive always been adamant I don’t feel i was -cheated on- because the intention wasn’t there and to tell me i was is hurtful to me. my husband wasn’t texting bitches while i was out of town. he lost control of himself and never wants to do that again and hasn’t.   yeah shit came to light after wards like realizing i did say in that chat I was feeling weird about their dynamic. trenton was hovering over her while she was cooking dinner but we talked about it and he explained it to me; he was trying to prevent her from making a horrendous mess in our kitchen. I just wanted reassurance i wasn’t crazy and /maybe i should talk to him and sort things out/ not be told I’m being controlled and or lied to. I think there’s a world of difference available between “fluff responses” and that. and btw we did talk extensively last night. wish i’d just done that in the first place. i told him we should take down the cameras and he was all in agreement but we talked about and we’re keeping them up because it’s -fun- the other night i was streaming and he was viewing. i said i was gonna make a coffee and he jumped on the cameras and could see me “ i like how i get a behind the scenes view” i thought it was CUTE we can BOTH see eachother on 360 we both can see eachother on the cameras i checked my call logs he called twice on kai’s birthday and one was a missed call so miss me with that every 6 minutes bull i haven’t been able to even plan to go to your kid’s events because you don’t tell me about them anymore i don’t find out you’re going out of town til the day of trenton WANTED me to go visit my mom and my sibling and said have a good time, i’ll see you when you get home when i went over there FOR SUPPORT but i made it home first because my mom fucking ruined it FOR WHAT? she screamed at us “don’t i have enough going on” you mean everything you’ve brought on yourself? like i’m not dealing with alot ? like you didnt just berate coralyne when she’s just been assaulted? but okay i’m supposed to give her grace for that my mom isn’t my bros’ daily? okay so where’s my dad texting me asking me if i wanna hang out with them or if i want them to come over trenton’s “DANGEROUS” just because he drinks and smokes and so am i even though they’ve been over what 5 times and what happened? nothing besides them enjoying themselves trenton isn’t kid friendly bullshit no one knows him and no one even wants to get to know him cause they have some preconceived notion of him “he’s controlling me” “all you did was tell me to set boundaries” yeah so did he and i DID and everyone lost their damn minds again my animosity towards my mother has everything to do with her and not him. “i just wanted to hang out with you” she said tearfully as she LEFT AFTER SCREAMING EXPLISITIVES AT US YEAH I DID TOO THAT’S LITERALLY THE WHOLE REASON I WAS THERE? SHE’S THE ONE WHO LOST IT? AND MADE ME WANT TO LEAVE? MADE ME WANT TO DO NOTHING ELSE THAN CALL MY HUSBAND? she kept me alive lmao half the time i wished she hadn’t we didn’t and don’t MATTER we sat FREEZING IN HER STUPID ASS TRUCK FOR HOURS WHILE SHE SOBBED BECAUSE HER DUMBASS FWB DECIDED HE WAS GOING BACK TO HIS WIFE if marou and my grandma are SO FUCKING DAMAGING WHY DOESN’T SHE GET HER SHIT TOGETHER AND LEAVE WE A L L DIIIIIID what am i asking for grace for what great fuck up have i committed that needs forgiving? actually enjoying my spare time in a place i finally feel at home? not jumping for everyone who asked when i no longer was looking for every oppurtunity to get out? getting druuuuuuunk??????? and doing what huh? trenton gets grace because he’s my PARTNER and he doesn’t need to regain any trust because IF HE DIDNT HAVE IT I WOULDN’T STILL BE HERE. he’s proven time and time again he’s here for me while everyone else has only proven i can’t rely on them. especially my mother.   i don’t care if no one else trusts him. it’s irrelevant. no one ever trusted him anyway. ‘you could cheat if you wanted’ wtf does that even mean again what happened i DON’T VIEW AS CHEATING AND ITS SICKENING for YOU TO LIKEN WHAT HAPPENED TO WHAT THE FUCK NATHAN’S DISGUSTING ASS WAS DOING “you wouldn’t still be thinking about it” i don’t think that’s how brains work again i had no time to process it because EVERYTHING ELSE HAPPENED jesus fucking christ my sibling drank all the time? and ? and ? and? DID WHAT? HM? WHAT DID THEY DO THAT WAS SO DAMAGING? TRIED TO DE-ESCALATE THE SITUATION WHEN MY MOM CAME AT -THEM-? the only thing alan managed to miss that night was marou being taken away in handcuffs which wouldn’t have been necessary if my mom didn’t call the fucking cops after knowing how a charge affected my father AND coralyne. I”m disgusted by her, always will be.

Does anyone who follows me know any workarounds for using xbox controllers on a mac I'm usually really good at fiddling with things until they work but I really have no clue at all what's going on here 🥺👉👈

are requests open? if so, could you write some major angst? like maybe gray is in a new relationship with a girl and he thinks she is just using him and yells at her and makes her cry?🥺

“babe! have you seen my credit card? ive looked everywhere for it, swear i left it on the bedside table.”

you heard grayson mumble the last part to himself. you were sat at the kitchen island, finishing up some last minute college work before yourself and grayson were headed out for a date night. with how busy graysons work schedule was and the amount of assignments you had deadlines to complete, you both made it a number one priority to have a date night once a week. thursdays were normally your chosen day.

“try the pod room!” you call back. submitting your essay before huffing out of relief and closing the laptop down. grayson had brought you a laptop early on into your relationship. you refused and even offered to pay him back, but his excuse was that he knew first hand how hard schooling online could be and he “wanted to make it easier for my girl to graduate.” in all honesty grayson loved treating you. wether it be to dinner, a laptop to help ease the stress of your degree or even a bunch of flowers he saw that reminded him of you. he was whipping his card out in an instant, no amount of money would be enough for his girl. 

however, in a second it’s like that all changed and your world flipped 360. you were on your way to help grayson look for his misplaced card when you bumped rather harsly into his broad chest, catching you off guard as you stumble back slightly. normally grayson is quick to reach out and catch you, but instead he was fixed in his spot. a cold hard stare being thrown in your direction as he held up his credit card and your purse in each hand.

“oh! you found it.”

“hmm, i did. care to explain why it was in your purse?” graysons tone was unlike one you had heard before. it was sharp, cold and held a venomous undertone to it. scaring you slightly as you step away timidly from his body and hard glare.

you look down at your feer as you shift them uncomfortably, not knowing what grayson was implying untill you heard him scoff and throw your purse on the sofa. watching as it bounced off and hit the floor with a thump.

“you must have put it in there when we went to get monty’s last night?” you question, almost uncertain in your reponse, but knowing that was the only reasonable explanation to it. a midnight feast always ended up with the two of you eating your body weight in vegan burgers and shakes. just basking in your own little sanctuary made perfect for the pair of you. as always, no matter how many times you try to argue, grayson always pays. insisting that chivalry is far from dead. 

“how could i have been so blind.” he shoves his way past you. his shoulder connecting with yours as he does so, one again sending you staggering back and holding onto the freshly decorated wall to steady yourself. you stare at him in completely shock. your mouth agape as you try to desperately hold back the tears, not wanting to show him any weakness that he could prey on.

“excuse me?”

“you’re a gold digger.” grayson answers like it was the most obvious thing in the world. unbuttoning the first few buttons on his shirt as he makes himself comfortable on a kitchen stall. your plans for a nice romantic evening where thrown out the window. instead it turned into a night of regret and trauma by his uncharacteristic actions.

“im a what?” you hiss through gritted teeth. tearing gathering in your eyes as you were taken aback by his depreciating words. it was almost as if the man in front of you, that you’ve grown to love and become so emotionally attached to, was a completely different human. you didn’t recognise this grayson - this certainly was not your grayson.

“want me to spell it out for you, y/n? you’re using me for my money. plain and simple. you can’t handle the fact i earn more money than you, im more successful than you, that i can afford the luxuries in life that you can’t. you’re not in love with me, you’re in love with my money.”

grayson knew the words he was saying was false. everything he said was a lie, yet he couldn’t stop them from leaving his lips. he didn’t have a excuse as to why he said all those hurtful, degrading comments- yet they kept coming. each word a knife to your heart, with an twist for added pain. grayson knew he royally fucked up the second he heard those heartbreaking sobs escape your lips. wanting nothing more then to reach out and hold you. to shush your cries and tell you how much he loves you.

he hated seeing you in any pain, especially knowing he’s the reason behind it. if he could tske it all back, he would- but he was to far gone at this point.

your vision blurred as you failed to control the tears from spilling any longer. all the pain and newfound hatred you felt for the man you thought was your endgame, showed in your expressions, movements and psychical pain.

“this-“ you hiss, walking up to grayson as you reach for his credit card. holding it between your fingers as you rummage around the kitchen draws for some scissors. knowing first hand that actions speak louder than words. you hold the meaningless plastic up to his face, making sure he was souly focused on you as you cut up his earning right in front of his broken, distort eyes.

“-means nothing to me. money, means nothing to me. i didnt even know who you were before we met! jesus chirst, grayson. ive done nothing but love you unconditionally, worship and praise you and never once made you doubt how true and real my feelings for you were, ARE. yet tonight- it’s obviously you made yours crystal clear.”

throwing what was left of his card at him, the cut up jaggered pieces of plastic hitting him in the chest and cluttering lifelessly to the floor- a metaphor of what just happened to his heart- as you say your final piece before slamming the door and leaving grayson dolan to wallow in his own guilt and shame. knowing he just fucked up the best thing that ever happened, no amount of money in the world held the same value as the love you shared- used to share? he wasn’t sure anymore.

“have a nice life, dolan. i guess money really can’t buy you happiness huh? jerk.”

{part II}

April 30, 2021

2:03 am

Aaaah I wanna weight myself so bad and my stomach is begging for food how am I supposed to sleep?????

8:08 am

I woke up almost 2 hours ago, I feel hunger pain but I want to wait for my mother to leave before I weight myself.

11:28 am

I fell asleep again, god I feel in pain today after yesterday walk. I walked for 11km and 8 of them were under the rain, so I hope I didnt catch a fever or something.

Im 60,05kg rn, I hoped for see 59 again but I mean, My lower weight is 59,85 (and it was last friday, so in one week I did a 3 days binge streak with over 3000/4000kcal each day and I somehow managed to get back to my almost lower weight. I should be proud of me (obv not because of the binge, I was with no control).Maybe I'll let myself to prepare something like the pancakes I made a couple of days ago but for the afternoon, or maybe I'll check if I have something that doesnt go over 100kcal so I can still stay under 500 today (my plan is at 410 rn).

2:12 pm

59,9kg???? God Im so happy??? I maybe will add some fruit then, maybe a banana that I can eat with the pancakes. Tomorrow I'll do strawberry ice cream and I legit cant wait, thats the perfect reward for how I did good this week.

7:33 pm

I went to the store with mom and I bought a pizza that has less than 700kcal, I want to eat it tomorrow since Im tired of watch my family eat the one my mom makes (its really good, but I cant count calories of it so I always eat something else), Im just not sure if I'll eat all of it or just half, I'll decide tomorrow. I reached 765kcal today, and Im really sad even if its a good number. Idk if I'll add something else after the soup I planned.

Im really sad because Im really craving food but Im scared af.

9:02 pm

I ate more. I was cooking for my parents and they went to the kitchen, tey start to say that "I lost a lot of weight, that Im vanishing, that I have to stop now, that Im so skinny rn" and my father made me do a 360° spin. I felt so embarassed, and then I came back crying watching food cooking, and I ended up earung more because of sadness. Im gonna exercise until I'll burn 1000kcal before bed, I feel so disgusting and awful.

11:50 pm

Burned 1000kcal, showered, planned the next days meals. Tomorrow I will not eat the entire pizza if the number on the scale will be higher for lunch time. The part I will not eat will be sunday lunch. I didnt drink water at all today so I know tomorrow number can be a lie, but I feel so bad rn. I will exercise tomorrow too btw.

I know I should be happy because today I went out wearing my favourite jeans without problems but Im still... not skinny enough.

The Mandalorian X Male Reader

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@deceasedxx

Requested: hi hi!! i saw that requests were open so,, how about the mandalorian x a handsome and chaotic male reader where the reader is a (really freaking good) pilot? i don't really have any ideas plot wise but i absolutely adore baby yoda so perhaps something involving the adorable space baby UwU. and maybe some nsfw if you're cool with that? thank you in advance!!

Warnings: Slight NSFW, flirting, baby yoda, chaos, arguing, space dads, husbands, language, jealousy.

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“WOOHOO!!”

“For the love of kriff y/n, calm down!!”

The razor crest was in full speed as they were trying to escape the small fleet of guild hunters. The pilot was gripping the controllers and pressing random buttons at a quick speed. The Mandalorian was gripping his chair as his partner controlled the razor crest, the child that sat next to him was suddenly giggling and holding his small arms up, enjoying the sudden “ride”.

“Hold on!!” The pilot shouts, pulling the controllers back as the razor crest does a sharp 360, he quickly adjusts the weapons and target the three at the same time. “Bye bye.” He says as he shot down all three ships. “Yes!!” He fist bumps the air in victory. “Did you see that?! I saved us!”

Din had a hand over his heart as he breaths in panic. “You are never allowed to pilot the crest again.” His pilot only pouts with crossed arms before turning to see the small green bean kicking his legs around with joy and happiness. “At least the little one enjoyed it.” He removed himself from the pilots seat and allowed Din to take control now as y/n cooed at the child.

“Another day another credit.”

Here in the razor crest stood the legendary bounty hunter, accompanied by his one and only husband; y/n. The child was also with them since they have been raising him together as a proper family.

Din met y/n during a bounty hunt, he was a chaotic little bastard but that didn’t stop Din from liking him. He was one of the best pilots since he used to work for the resistance and had shot down many people before, at first Din didn’t like the fact of Y/n being an ex-resistant but somehow the other was able to seduce Din into liking him. The two would flirt with each other everyday, tossing lines back and forth or bad puns that y/n would randomly create.

They’ve been working together for years and during those years they started dating. The two really enjoyed each other’s companies and sometimes Din needed the chaotic male around to cheer him up. It was four years ago when the two got married, y/n had to learn the Mandalorian culture and how they worked things out when it came to marriage. So, in the end y/n received a baskar ring that fit him perfectly but instead of wearing it on his finger he decided to wear it as a necklace, keeping it safer.

It was also the day that Din revealed his face to y/n, the Mandalorian culture allowed him to reveal their face to their future spouse and only to them, no one else unless they decide to quit the bounty hunting life and settle down without any trouble. But that didn’t stop Din from continuing his bounty hunts which y/n gladly joined.

Now with the with married they became stronger and with the child in their care they became a family.

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“How’s my little green bean doing, eh?” Y/n carried the child around the razor crest. He was organizing the kids bed, getting him ready for his nap. It usually took Din ten minutes to put the kid to sleep but with y/n the child would fall asleep instantly ( which Din was jealous of ).

The child cooed, his ears lowering down slowly as he watched his guardian hum, fixing up the small bed with some extra blankets.

“There we go, it’s all done and made let’s just hope that your comfortable enough to sleep.” The other bends down to pick up the kid, who clings onto him in an instant. This causes y/n to giggle, “Time for your nap, you need your energy.” He whispered, gently stroking his large ears which caused the child to coo in delight as he slowly began to doze off, it only took a few seconds before the kid was out cold.

Y/n smiles and closed the door. “So that’s your secret?” He gasps in surprise, turning around to see Din leaning against the wall with crossed arms. “It’s easy, stroking his ears is kind of like having someone play with your hair until you fall asleep.” He grins, walking over to his own husband he placed both hands on either side of the baskar helmet and slowly lifts it up. Back then Din would stop him from removing his helmet but since they are married it wasn’t much of a problem anymore.

Once the helmet was removed and placed down. The other couldn’t stop himself from smiling at Din, “See? Handsome as ever.” He moved his hand to brush back Din’s semi long hair, leaning in to place a kiss on the corner of his lips. “Aren’t you the better looking one?” Din flirts out with a smirk. Y/n chuckled, “Nah, your the better looking one.” He bites his lip, his fingers tapping against the beskar chest plate. “I’m gonna wash up, don’t wake up the kid.” He warns out before pecking him on the lips and pulling away from the Mandalorian.

Din frowns. “Your just gonna leave me like this?” He reaches out to grab his husbands wrist and pulls him back, the other squeaks in surprise as he’s pushed against the razor crest wall, Din presses up against him. The two were chest to chest as y/n whines, “let me wash up first.” He suddenly has his arms wrapped around Dins neck. “In order to wash up you have to be dirty and from the looks of it, you aren’t dirty at all.” He whispered to him as the two press their foreheads together. Y/n bites his lip and smirks evilly, grinding his hips up against him as his arms tighten around his shoulders. “You gonna get me dirty?” He says in a teasing tone which only riled up the Mandalorian. “Kriff.” He pulls y/n towards their own bed, causing the other to giggle in delight as he’s forced down in the bed.

Y/n bites his lip seductively and spreads his legs open, wrapping them around Din’s waist as he watched the mandalorian remove his own baskar armor. “Any day now.”

“Shut up.” Din says through gritted teeth as he works fast. The two laugh together, y/n lies his head back and kicks off his shoes. “I remember when we first had sex, it was right after our ceremony you were pretty impatient.”

“Well when your husband looks that good on your wedding night than you wouldn’t done the same thing.” He was bare in front of Y/n, smirking at him he leans down to capture his lips into a deep kiss, causing the other to moan deeply. “to many layers.” He finally says, getting the other to sit up and undress as well. The two spent the night in each other’s embrace, the razor crest was filled with moans and groans. They were glad that they had sound proof walls inside the kids room or else they would get busted and probably scar the kid to death.

Din was enjoying the sounds that his husband was making, leaning close to his ear as he lets out breathy moans, feelin the other thrust down against him. His hips moving up and down. Gripping his arms and tightening his legs around Din’s waist. “Din—“ he leans his head back only to feel a pair of lips against his neck, giggling softly he leads his hand down to cup his husbands cheek. “Your stubble is tickling me.”

“Would you rather it have it tickling your neck or between your legs?”

Y/n blushes at the comment before biting his lip. “Either works for me.” He gasps out as he felt him hit his sentisve spot. “Found it.” Din grins down at him, he fixes his postion and sat up with Y/n’s legs on either side of his hips. “Relax...” he reaches out to stroke his husbands member, Y/n gasps between whines and whimpered as his legs shook. “Just move—!”

It didnt take Din long enough for him to thrust his hips forward, hitting his partners senstive spot over and over again. Only to get loud moans in return, he gripped the bed sheets with his hands and would bite into the pillow as the two fucked like animals. “I’m close—!” Y/n shouts out as Din slowly nods and grips his hips, pulling him in deeper before giving one last hard thrust and releasing his load.

The two were a dirty mess and panting heavily, the room was warm for them and it smelled of sex. “that was better than this morning.” Said Y/n, earning a scoff and an eye roll from Din. “Shut up you enjoy it all the time.” He replied back and lied down next ot his lover, pulling him close by the waist and planting a kiss on his neck and shoulder. The two remained in bed together for the rest of the flight to their new destination.

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“Sorgan? Seriously?”

“Got any better places to go?”

The razor crest had landed in the deep Forest of Sorgan, it was a nice and peaceful planet and pretty big than any other planet. “You two stay here while I go get some lodging and I mean it Y/n, stay.” He hands the child ot his partner. The child and pilot watched the mandalorian leave the cockpit with them behind. “You hear that? Did he say to follow him?” Said Y/n, smirking down at the child. Din should know y/n well enough to know that he was going out follow him either way.

Y/n and the kid stood next to Din as the ramp opens. He glanced at the two and sighs deeply. “What the hell, lets go.” This earns Y/n a victory high five from the small child. The three of them made their way around the planet, finding a place to stop by and eat and meet a so-called new friend that Din had suddenly made, he watched the two wrestle themselves to the ground. Y/n could only lean against one of the huts as he cleans his goggles, he watched as the two point their blasters at each other only to have the kid interrupt them with his own slurping. “You done?”

Din sighs and lets his head drop and says, “You want to some soup?” Y/n rolls his eyes and picks up the child and heads back inside to properly eat his own food this time without anyone running away.

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“I don’t like her.”

“Who? Cara?”

“No, her.”

Din sees him gestured towards the door way, where Omera had walked out. “She’s just being nice, no need to be jealous.” He moves to sit down by the window, pulling the tray of food towards himself as he removes his helmet. “I’m not jealous.” He mumbled out in a childish way which only the mandalorian found adorable in some odd weird way. “Just eat, we came to help and then after that will leave to a different planet.”

“You planned to stay longer.” Y/n sits acrosss from him and grabs his loaf of bread and stuffs it into his mouth, holding back his pouts. “It’ll go by fast, you won’t even notice.” He addds, Eating his own food as he watched his own husband. “I know what you are thinking.” The pilot continued to stuff his face with food, avoiding himself from speaking to Din. “You think she’s going to do something that’ll tick you off.” He leans back in his seat and looks out the window to see their own kid playing with the other children. He noticed how Omera was easily bonding with the kid, “She’s good with kids and is kind too.”

Y/n closed his eyes, his nostrils flare in anger but he tries his best to hide it from Din, grabbing his cup of water and swallowing it all down in one go. “But she’s nothing like you.” The pilot nearly chokes on his water, clearing his throat as he swallows down everything. “W-what?’ He chokes out.

Din chuckled at his reaction. “I married you because I love you not because of your looks or anything, your personality is a big chaotic but I sometimes enjoy it and your very good with the kid, he seems to like you more than me when I saved him in the end.” He sets down his own cup. “We made an oath to always stick together and to love each other forever, I mean you stil wear your ring right?”

Y/n looks down at his lap shyly as he slips his fingers under his collar shirt, pulling out a silver band that held his ring. Din only smiles, leaning close he uses his thumb and index finger to lift up his head by the chin. Y/n avoids his his brown eyes, “Look at me.” He hears Din say, sighing in defeat he makes eye contact only to see Din smile and learn forward to kiss him passionalty. “I love you.” He breaths out.

Y/n slowly smiles, “I love you too.” He says back as the two chuckle happily.

Ive posted before that Ive been in my feels lately.

But i guess I just wanted to get something off my chest. To me, why I feel like wanting to have side men/chick is just stupid.

Time

When you have a side, you have to devite time to that person. Many people think, oh its not like like that, but it really is. If you want that person, or other people, to stay where you can have them, you have to devote time to them. You may think its not important, but it is. You have to take time away from your "main," your kids (if you have any, youd friends. You have to take away from your projects, your self care. You have to make time. To you at first its just "free time," but no time is really free. There is always something to be done that you have to put off for your side. If you take time away for something/someone, then thats a passion.

Passion

If you devote time and money to something/someone, then that is your passion. If you think you didnt care about that side person, your wrong. They arent just some average person. You arent going to just walk down the stree every day and give money and spend time with every single person day after day. No that person has to stand out. That person has to catch your eye or your heart. That person has to have something that you feel you lack. Whether it be with yourself or your "main." Something that you have to have that you cant get anywhere else. You become passionate about it.

Link

Sex is just sex, it means nothing. Thats such a false statement. Would you fuck a dog? Would you fuck a pig or a goat? Would you fuck a child? No. Because then, sex isnt just meaningless sex. Its for a meaning. Its for a reason. Its for a purpose. The side perain had/has something that you feel you lack. Is it freedom to have because you feel locked down? Freedom to express your wants because you have to lock them away? Power to have a sense of control? Control of another for a moment or of yourself because you lost it? You feel you need that. That is a Link. Its a connection to another thing whether you know it or not. Will this side fulfill it? For what reasin could your "main" not?

Money

Havinga side piece always costs money. Dont even think of the fancy sugar momma/daddy thing, think simpler: condoms, pregnancy tests, morning after pill, increase in water bill for that extra shower, light bill for that extra time to have the lights on, gas to get there and back to your daily life. To a single person thats nothing, but when your in a relationship, that shit adds up. If your living in the same household, that shits adds up. If your married, that shit adds up and if your using a credit card, it affects both credits. If you have kids, it adds up and can cause you to be a little short on gifts. It always costs money. If you eat out 3 times a week for a year at $5 each time: 52 weeks a year × 3 = 156 times × $5 = $780 in 1 year. Assume thats just the gas to get there to your side. Add those condoms $30/mo, frequent gifts $15/2 weeks if you go cheap, actual lunches together to just get away $20-30, lets just say twice a week: 30 × 12 = $360, 15 x 2 = 30 × 12 = $360, $20 × 2 = 40 × 52 = $2080. All in one years time, you could have spent: 2080 + 360 + 360 + 780 = $3580 on your side piece. How you feel if your "main" spent that on another person besides you. Do you feel as important now?

Relationship

You have a side person, but how your "main" feel about that. I dont mean a minaj a twa where you both share an experience together, I mean you have a little "pet" all to yourself. A personal toy you hide away that you invest in. Are you fine with your "main" doing the same thing. Im not knocking you if you decide to have a open relationship, but to me, I cant make my feelings open. If I feel like I need to open, then I reevaluate what I call my relationship. I need to experience others to truly love my partner? I read a post a lady made. "I only have sex with my husband once a month because I want him to respect me and treat me like a lady, but I have sex with my side man all the time because I dont mind if he sees me as a whore and uses me." That was so confusing to me. If you want to be a "whore" as you call yourself, then go be one, but dont force your husband to be tortured like that. Why cant your husband give you the fetish freedom that you get from your side? A true husband will do for his wife he doesnt want any other man to do for her. He wants to provide everything. And cice versa. But if you want to that freedom and he cannt provide that, give hime the freedom to choose to still be with you or leave. I promise that if the roles were reversed. The lady would be so destroyed.

Conclusion

This is just my thoughts on it, but lets be real. Is it really worth it? Is it really worth having a "main" person with all of this? I honestly cant. My time and money is for who I deem as important to me. I dont want a "main" or a "side." I want my peraon to be able to give me everything I need. It may not always be what I want, but I can reevaluate that. To me it isnt worth it. If you dont want to have a person solely for you, then dont. Dont torture the other person to have to stay while you step out. This is a severe form of mental abuse and its detremtal to everyone. If you want a side, talk to your partner. If you have an ope relationship, Im glad you did speak to your partner. If it works for you, cool. But I just get around to it.

Submission from 👻🦈

im sorry this is long but idk what else to do (tag as 👻🦈)

im apathetic and i lack a worrying amount of sympathy. i dont feel anything when my friends tell me theyre suffering, or when someone dies, or anything i SHOULD feel an emotion towards. i never realized HOW apathetic i was until my friends were all like “i love you so much i feel so warm” and whatever and i … felt barely anything?

when i was six, my grandpa died, and i had to pretend to care. i didnt care at all, but i knew what happened. when i was four, we were roller skating and my mom broke her leg. you could see her bone sticking out. i cried hard, and as we went to the hospital, my tia comforted me and told me that my mom was going to be okay. in my head i was thinking, “i dont care about my mom. i want to finish roller skating”. when i was 12 my grandma had brain surgery, and i didnt care then either. two weeks ago, my great grandma (age 98) fell and had to go to the hospital, i didnt feel anything.

when something happens that produces either a heart warming response from people, a sad one or an angry one, i dont feel anything.

i still do have emotions though, like today i felt bad when my friend couldnt see her friends. but i also didnt feel bad when my other friend attempted suicide a few weeks ago.

i’ve self harmed (cutting and punching shit), not because im depressed, but because i wanted to see blood. i wouldnt kill anything though, i just wanted to see blood.

i havent been struggling with anger issues as badly as i used to, and i hate it. it makes me uncomfortable. i like it when im at my most apathetic and most angry. i dont take my anger out on anyone, , but i have (intentionally) damaged my knuckles from punching stuff, and ive broken and ripped stuff.

i still have emotions though. i still get sad, and i still get happy. i just lack a lot of sympathy. back in 2015, i was emo, and outgoing, but i also had anxiety and depression. i wanted attention, so i changed my personality so i was more soft, and my anxiety was greater than before, and i was really sensitive in general. 2016-mid 2018, i was soft. i was nice, and kind, and the “therapist friend”. i cried easily, i was sensitive, i loved heart warming things, like dogs, and flowers. i would do anything for anyone.

i got tired of it. i changed my personality again.

i stopped being soft, and i ended up being uncomfortable to affection again. my anger issues worsened. i got a lot “edgier” by choice. my whole personality did a complete 360. it was subtle too. i wanted the way people viewed me to change, so i changed it. i changed everything about me becwuse i wanted to. is that weird? is it normal for someone to so easily do that?

ive been able to be intimate with my friends, but not family. i cant say i love you even if i want to, i cant express that i want to spend time with them, i dont even call my mom “mom” because of how intimate it feels. i call her mother and i call my dad, “hEy!” (thats me getting his attention). i cant say i love you to my friends anymore either. i also do NOT like feeling like im not in control (like if someone asks me to do a lot of stuff, i might refuse to because i’ll feel like theyre in control). i also can not handle being coddled. im just afraid of vulnerability.

with all of these issues, i dont want to fix any of them. idc enough to fix them. none of this scares me, and i feel like it should. what does scare me, though, is that all this is temporary. a phase in life that a teenage boy with repressed emotions, bad parents and a traumatic past is going through. i dont know, i just want to know whats wrong with me. if i should even be worried?

Hi 👻🦈,

I’m sorry to hear that this has been going on! I hope I can give you some helpful information to provide you some insight into what could be going on.

I’ll start by saying that we’re not professionals here at MHA and as a blog we don’t condone self-diagnosis for reasons listed here, so any of the suggestions I give you are based off of either personal experience or research. That being said, there are plenty of reasons why someone may struggle with apathy. We often associate apathy with psychopathy, but it can be caused by plenty of other disorders. For example, depression can cause apathy, as you can become so depressed that you don’t have the energy or ability to care about anything/anyone. Again, though, there are plenty of reasons why someone is apathetic. 

You mentioned not wanting to change and that’s understandable! However, I want you to know that there is help out there in case you do ever decide that you want to change. Apathy itself isn’t a diagnosable condition, but a professional would be able to figure out what is causing your apathy. By treating whatever is causing it, you would likely experience less apathy. For example, if a therapist discovered that depression is causing your apathy, treating the depression should reduce your apathy. Other things, such as becoming more comfortable with vulnerability, can also be addressed in therapy. If you ever decide that you want help and need more information about professional help, feel free to check out our getting help page.

As for being scared about how temporary this is, I think that’s also understandable. It’s natural to be afraid of changes, even if those things are internal, as the things we don’t have control over are often scariest. Everyone goes through these kinds of changes, though, and sometimes these changes end up being good for us in the long run. I can’t say whether the things you struggle with will ever completely go away, but I can say that it’s definitely possible for them to get better and easier to manage. 

When it comes to whether you should be worried or not, that’s honestly completely up to you. If what you’re struggling with isn’t bothering you to the point where you feel like something needs to change, then that’s okay! On the other hand, if it eventually gets to the point where you do want to change, that’s okay too. Again, it’s up to you to decide.

Since you mentioned self-harming in the past, there are some resources I’d like you to have in case this is still something you struggle with. Self-harm is tricky because it’s easy to become addicted to and there are so many different reasons behind why someone might harm themselves, so it’s important to try to find other coping mechanisms to replace the self-harming behaviors. Some resources I think you should check out include: distractions, alternatives to self-harm, and reasons not to self-harm. Although it can be incredibly difficult to find other coping mechanisms, those resources are a good step in the right direction.

Take care!

-Samantha

Due to recent events, it's time I told my truth: So, we'll start from the beginning, when everyone knew me as the new affiliate on his cell phone playing Pokemon. At this point, I had been open about being transgender and bisexual. Right before I got the email saying I was affiliated, I met someone that went by the username AutumnLittleByte. This is where shit gets real. This is your one and only warning as I'm about to be fully honest about what happened. 2 weeks after meeting Autumn, she informed me to check my donations. Lo and behold, she sent me my first ever donation of $20, this was meant to go towards the PS4 or Steam games if I so chose. Whichever path I wanted to take to improve my streaming even further. In concept, this sounds like a kind and generous gesture, but in reality this was her way of "getting in". When I found out she'd given me this kind gift, I cried. I was honestly shocked someone would do that just to try to help. At the same time, she'd joined my old Discord. I'll get into why it's old later, trust. When she joined, she asked if she could add me as a friend so we could message each other. It seemed so harmless I immediately said yes. How was I to know any better? This was my first donation and my first real time properly using Discord. So what happened? Well, it started out harmless, as I said. She sent a picture of the shiny Mightyena she'd just captured on Pokemon X to me, helped me make a channel just to post shiny Pokemon in, and subsequently posted the same picture in there. Again, harmless at the time. Two weeks later, we'd been talking privately and learning more about each other. Apparently she was also transgender, but male-to-female. She claimed she was 19 and currently in her first year of college. Claim being the HUGE KEYWORD HERE. Seemed innocent enough, and she even sent a picture of hersrlf to confirm it. With no context she honestly looked 19. But did she act 19? Honestly, she was a bit immature. But I merely attributed it to how I am. I'm a bit immature and I won't lie about that. 2 more weeks of talking and she asked me out. Me. Me of all people. I was kind of floored as I had openly admitted I had a crush on another streamer, but it was just that, a crush. Nothing else came from it and that streamer and I remain friends. Especially in my heart, as she no longer streams or has been on Twitch in over 2 years. Now, being in this situation, getting to know this person and thinking what she claimed was the truth, she honestly seemed very sweet and I wanted to give her that chance. So I stupidly said yes. A few weeks into the new relationship and it seems to be going well. By this point, I had been gifted up to Stormblood on Final Fantasy XIV and was also gifted 6 months of subscription for the game. So that was extremely exciting and I chose to play and stream it quite often to hang out with my friends. Well, she started to get real jealous, real quick. It kind of worried me how quick. She basically didn't like my friend, who I previously stated I had a crush on, and claimed she knew 2 people that did not like her for manipulating others. Okay...? But where was the proof in that claim? I didn't really buy it either, but I let it slide. If we rewind just a bit, she'd done something that I was already weary of. So, my first game I ever streamed on the PC was Black Rock Shooter for the PSP, I did it using the PPSSPP emulator and my Xbox 360 USB controller. All seemed to go well and we had no problems. She even made me an overlay which my friends decided to have a little fun with after I set it up with my alerts. Well, Autumn upped the ante by continually donating with my friends, which started a donation war. Until she grew mad that she lost, stole money from her roommate, and called my friend a stupid slut on stream. All these donations, plus a very generous donation from my friend Chris later meant I could purchase Christmas presents for my family for the first time in a very long time. It felt nice to give back, but I also wanted to be a good boyfriend. How? By...spending $50 on Toothless from Build-A-Bear. He had chocolate scent. Toothless was apparently Autumn's favorite cartoon character and her favorite smell was chocolate. I had it sent to her and so in response, I got pictures when she received it and she actually gave me 2 $50 gift cards for my birthday and Christmas. Seems nice right? This is when things started getting noticeably bad. I was told I couldn't make any purchases without her permission. Nor could I spend any money on my mobile games. Nor could I get anything for XIV at all. And to me, that was a bit controlling and weird. But I let it slide. Remember? No one ever claimed to like me like she did before. So, I let her walk me through what she wanted it spent on. I got several Steam games I honestly wasn't interested in and....Minecraft. Yes, I had to spend $25 for the modded Minecraft. This way I could play with her on her server. This just seems controlling though? Some people are like that. Not in this case. I still haven't fully rewound so you guys would know more. I do this a lot so I can explain things. Let's head back to my birthday in 2017: The entire week, I had been told time and time again by my girlfriend that she had sent me a package for my birthday. She claimed it included a very personal letter, a ton of Reese's candies, and two large Treecko plushies she'd bought for me, as well as a Treecko poster. For those that know me well, Treecko is my all-time favorite Pokemon. Well, she promised and promised and promised it was coming, and so I was heartbroken on my own birthday to find out it never came. She claimed it was lost and sent me a tracking number. The tracking number didn't exist anywhere, I tried multiple places. So instead of getting angry, I knew I had problems with my bipolar depression at that point, I asked her what the letter was about. To try and get some insight as to why she nay not have sent it. She told me it said that she loved me. And that she was scared of how fast she'd fallen for me. And according to her, it detailed exactly how she fell and why she did. The last time anyone said that to me, I was being catfished for money. I was shocked and honestly I had some kind of feelings but I wasn't sure what they were. So I said it back to her, but I was honest and she claimed she was okay with that. Now we return to the gift cards and Minecraft time. Oh boy. You probably can already tell where this is going, but it's my truth and this is how I choose to tell it. Anyways, Autumn had become not only controlling, but very clingy at this point. I told her several times that I was going to sleep or taking a nap in the previous week and she'd begun to act like I was avoiding her or leaving her. It was this behavior that manipulated me to begin with. I did everything I could to reassure her that I wasn't leaving her and I cared about her very much. Well, one night she got very upset with me. This was because I refused to do 2 things: Let her control me on Minecraft so she could play with her apparent ex at the same time and flirt the whole time I was there doing basically nothing but continually mining for gems and dying to lava, and I also adamantly refused to take nudes and send them to her. She'd been trying to get me to do that for a solid 2 weeks and I simply wouldn't do it at all. And that pissed her off. She called me, on Discord, apparently crying. Telling me I made her feel like shit and it was my fault. I had to beg and plead for forgiveness, for her to take me back, because I was so manipulated at that point I thought she was as good as I was going to get. She finally caved after me breaking down on the phone with her. Her claim at the time was that she never had anyone fight for her like I did, and it made her like me more. Sure it did. Mhm. Anyways, we continued to have stupid little arguments since. Mainly involving me being forced into Minecraft with her and her ex once again, me trying to play XIV with my friends that she didn't like apparently before I was gifted the game and subscription, or especially me saying no to nudes. A week before our final fight, I was actually finally able to relax and spend some time with my friends that she didnt like, but we chose to do it off stream so she couldn't snoop. I even hid myself playing games on Discord so she wouldn't know at all. Both were concerned. I didn't seem happy, or myself. It kind of seemed like I was bending to her will and it scared them. Tbh it scared me too. I told them I was scared, and I didn't know if I could leave without more problems. More problems? What do you mean? Well, the night before, obviously Autumn and I had gotten into another fight. In that fight, Autumn let it slip that she wasn't transgender, and also wasn't 19. She lied about both things to get with me, she was really 16 and apparently gender fluid. Meaning she didn't mind being addressed as male or female. It scared me because I had just turned 24, I didn't want shit happening to me because she lied about her damn age. What was worse was that she actually sent nudes in the hopes I would send her some in return. Which is why we always fought. I deleted her pictures and when they weren't in our messages anymore on Discord she got pissed and cursed me out. She would attack all my insecurities and use my bipolar depression against me as if I was trash for having it. Then I would get the blame for her having to be mean and set me right when I didn't do anything to deserve that in the first place. I'm not into nudes, it's not shocking I don't want them. Both friends encouraged me to leave her, my mother even begged me to leave her and I just...I couldn't. I was stuck in this rut. She was underage and could use that against me. I wasn't going to do any better, I was going to feel like shit forever and never be happy again. I legitimately believed this. Well, everyone around me did what they could to help me try to be happy in this shitty situation. So a week after relaxing, I decided to stream XIV again, but I twisted it so I could include Autumn. She'd gotten a free trial, so this way we could play and enjoy ourselves....so I thought. Autumn was ADAMANT about barring my friend from even playing the game. No Discord chat or game for her, that's what she wanted. No, I want her to talk to me and I want to play this game with her. That popped into my head immediately, a clear light in a seemingly endless realm of darkness. So I did, I added her to the Discord chat and Autumn lost her shit. "Xion what did I just fucking tell you? I said don't add her to the call." Immediately came out of her mouth, she knew she'd been caught right then and there trying to bar me from my friends and manipulate me. There's still the clip of me being "dumped" by finally standing up for myself. Finally. And they were so concerned they did something wrong that when the breakup was finalized, they cheered. And did everything they could to keep me smiling and happy that entire stream. So why now? Why tell us all of this now? Because abuse of any kind, it's never okay. It's not okay to defend someone like that for supposedly changing as well, especially if they victim blame as I have seen. I lived through 3 months of pure hell, never again. You are not alone. If you are being abused, there's always a light in the deepest darkness. You can break free and be happy, I believe in you.

Nintendo Switch saves Valentines Day

Can you believe that we are almost half-way done with January? Maybe it’s just me and the countless hours I put into reviewing the latest titles for the Nintendo Switch...which is our focus point that can change the tide if you hit a hard spot this V-Day. Maybe you don’t have enough money for that dinner, movie and gift. Maybe you thought that restaurant you made a reservation at is more expensive than you though. Maybe you just started a new relationship but you still have some awkward silences that seem to kill the mood. Whatever the situation may be a Nintendo Switch can get you to second base and home plate...trust me.

So let’s look at some of the titles for switch that are great to play with that special someone. (Games are listed in no particular order; games are not based on “)sales”; Games are mainly hidden gems)

1. Monopoly | 9.5 out of 10

Hear me out. I was one that grew up playing the original board game with my family and the overall appeal of the game was astounding, but I lost interest when I got older and noticed how long it takes to make everyone go bankrupt. ...but this is something...otherworldly. The first awesome thing you will notice when you pick up this title is the use of the Joy-Con controllers to shake the dice and throw them. Though this is still the same mechanic in spirit as its predecessor but with the newly animated boards populated by Mii’s and watching a living city grow as you play and add properties adds an entirely new respect for Money Bags. Our team lost track of time having so much fun with this one and before we knew it, we had seen 5 hours pass. (No one wants to play Monopoly for that long.) 

2. Uno | 8.5 out of 10

Uno is another one of those games I grew up playing with family. When I purchased the game, I was expecting some sort of controller mechanic similar to Monopoly’s dice...but with cards instead...but I was let down. None the less, going into this, I didn’t even know that there were so many ways to play Uno besides the normal rules. Once again, I was amazed at how much more fun this was than the physical cards themselves. Rules like “Stacking. Where Player 1 can play a “Blue Draw 2″ card and Player 2 can counter play a “Draw 2″ card as well. ...but if Player 3 doesn’t possess a “Draw 2″ card, Player 3 then has to pick all 4 cards from the previous turns” was so exciting to try and there are many other ways to customize rules and play styles. 

3. Super Smash Bros | 9.0 out of 10

I really don’t need to go into detail about this one. My only issue with the Smash series is I would really enjoy a multiplayer adventure mode or campaign. I was quite pleased with the full roster of characters though. Disclaimer: Make sure your partner isn’t a sore loser. We all know about SSB’s steep learning curve for beginners. “Don’t be a butt...”

4. Diablo 3 | 9.0 out of 10

I remember having this title on my old PS4 and being able to enjoy it on my PS Vita while I was in a relationship with someone who liked the game as much as I and we would both take our Vita’s to the restroom with us so we could keep the experience going. This title can definitely be used to understand the mindset your partner has by the way they customize their character and the actions they take in response to events. It’s a top-down action-adventure-role-playing-hack-n-slash (inhale.) It is a port of it’s original released on PS3 & 360...the price tag is still $59.99. That’s a deal breaker in my book.

5. NES Emulator | 7.5 out of 10

I honestly chose this one because of how many gamers I know and how 89% of them are males. This is something for those who don’t game to get their feet wet. The emulator is free on the eShop for a 7-day trial but comes with a subscription cost after. Pretty inexpensive for the titles they have. Legend of Zelda, Super Mario Bros, Metroid, and many more. It even comes with special versions of some of the games which gives the player the experience of playing with Game Genie cheats.

6. 99 Vidas | 7.0 out of 10

Your probably thinking, “ Why is this even listed?” Well, just in case that partner your with doesn’t dig the 8-bit look or the low-res adventures of the NES Emulator and desires a little more action and has a fetish for Streets of Rage and Beat ‘em Up’s. Simply. The available characters are cool enough to get players to find a favorite out of them. ...so...that’s good!

7. Oh Sir...The Hollywood Roast | 8.3 out of 10

After seeing the Samuel Jackson clone named “Bad MotherHugger” who’s personality is totally canon, I had to dig deeper. If you didn’t play the prequel, you don’t need to. I honestly only used the first title to learn how to play. In this installment, you and a co-star face off on a movie set where your scenario is to insult the other the worst. It plays like a fighting game, complete with health bars, special insults, tag team insults and so much more. For the price it is, I was expecting something way less entertaining. Oh, and one point or another you will joke against a Deadpool copy...a less funnier Deadpool but funny enough.

Consider this the American version of The Office.

8. Oh Sir...The Insult Simulator | 7.8 out of 10

Obviously, this is the European version of The Office. I won’t say this is better than the sequel and I can’t say it’s worse either but I will say “I am an American...” What this game does is teach you how to layer your jokes and how lay the foundation for repetition in your topics to create combo’ s. I like to let the opponent bombard me with little weak jokes and build a super mean and super long insult that grants victory for only one joke. I call it, “The Kamehameha Effect!”

9. No More Heroes: Travis Strikes Back

The third installment to the series hits the eShop and retailers in a few days and I am super excited to get my copy. If you aren’t familiar with the series, let me fill you in:

Travis Touchdown is the protagonist of all three games. In NMH1 we find Travis at his lowest moment in life. Jobless, hopeless and drunk, he runs into a mysterious woman who offers him employment with a sketchy syndicate group he knows nothing about. Luckily he had lost all his money by winning a bid at an online auction for a Beam Katana,  his main choice of weaponry. Not long after, you find out you were hired as an assassin in a shady game by her higher-ups. Travis takes the job after being promised some passionate TLC if he can take out all 10 of the already top ranking assassins all over the world. Travis is a pretty simple guy. He likes mecha anime, luchador wrestling, old school video games, porn, sex, and sleeping on the toilet.

In NMH2, Travis finds out that after becoming the #1 ranking assassin in Santa Cruise, he finds out that he actually has hundreds of more assassins in a new ranking system where Travis is the lowest ranking.

This time around, Travis is joined by the father of one the assassins he killed in NMH1, and the co-op option is something that would have been outstanding to have in NMH2 but none the less the developers always deliver great content in their titles and this one will not disappoint. Couples will enjoy the kinky nature of the series for sure. It has been proven many times.

10. Broforce | 9.5 out of 10

Every wanted to play Super Mario Bros on NES but with guns? Ever want to change Mario for, let’s say...any huge action movie star from the 80′s, 90′s, 00′s? Ever wanted it to be a co-op experience with up to 4 players with local and online co-op? As a mercenary for the USA, you are sent to 3rd world contries to liberate them from the evil control of Satan and his hell spawn. Before that, you will have to fight through waves of kamikaze soldiers, war dogs, giant helicoptors, aliens (...from the movie “Aliens”) and much more. Along the way, you will recruit an entire cast of badasses. From Rambo to Robocop, you will find Chuck Norris, Neo, Blade, Bruce Willis, Terminator, Preditor, Machette, Michelle Rodrigez, The Bride (Kill Bill) & so many more including Mortal Kombats Raiden.

Very easy to pick up, very hard to put down.

11. Nidhogg 2 | 8.0 out of 10

2D-Side Scrolling Fighter. You start of with a sword. When you die, you respawn with a dagger. When you die, you respawn with a bow and arrow. Die again and respawn with an ax. Die again and respawn with your fist. This cycle will continue until you our your opponent makes it to the opposing end of the map. Maps are relatively small and consist of about 2 to 3 different frames. Sounds easy on paper right? 

Tons of laughs to be had!

12. Tales Of Vesperia

If your looking for an in-depth RPG you both can play while she sits between your legs and you both focus on the Switch screen laying in front of you: this is for you two. The co-op system usually only functions when you enter battle. Player 1 will always be the one running around the world map but this is still fine if you keep an open-mind and communicate on decisions that impact the story and more. (Keep track of your own money.)

side-note: All Tales games are co-op in this sense, even the Super Nintendo picks.

13. Harvest Moon: Light of Hope

I’ve been a Harvest Moon fan since Super Nintendo and got my first copy on the N64. I know a lot of people see this game and hate the thought of a farming simulator but unlike it’s counterpart with the same name-sake; Harvest Moon is so much more. This can easily tame the craving for an adventure-rpg-dating sim with a very rich story and characters that actually grow on you. I have not had the chance to play this particular version yet, but I saw it was multiplayer and that sold me. If you want to try a good yet cheaper version, Harvest Moon: Back to Nature is by far, one of the best, next to Harvest Moon 64.

So there you have it, our picks of love for your love to love with their love! Honestly...I don’ t celebrate Valentines Day (poly-gang), but I love exposing partners to new things that they can enjoy together.

OUT!

In the shadows of the Traveler

Cannon OC: Uldren Sov (Guardian) | SFW | Fluff |

a soft light was what brought him back, the cold grasping at his extremities fading away into a strange warmth as the newly forged lightbearer’s eyes slid open, driving back the dark with their fluorescent orange glow.   A small object floated above his chest.  Its shell was black, a single blue eye staring down at him.  Gasping a breath of air into lungs that had not known use for years, the new guardian sat bolt upright, scaring the small ghost, who spun backwards, its eye rotating vertically in a fill 360 motion before it rapidly retreated behind a crystalline pillar a few feet away.

turning his body, the newly forged lightbearer rolled onto his knees, taking in his surroundings, he was in a large, theater like room, with a mirror of polished stone resting against the far wall, and several raised platforms along its center.  As he rose onto his knees, the ghost, his ghost now, slowly drifted over to him, caution evident in it’s movements.  “Guardian?” it asked, it’s voice was female. the new guardian turned towards the ghost, instinctively knowing he was being spoken to.  the ghost drifted closer, its eye staring unblinkingly at him, flashing with light as she spoke. “Are you alright Guardian? can you speak?”  the guardian swallowed slowly, feeling saliva coat painfully to his dry throat.  “Yes” he managed to rasp out, rising shakily to his feet, his limbs weak from years without use.  

Stretching his hand out, the little black ghost floated forward to hover a few inches above his palm.  “who are you?” the guardian asked tentatively, tilting his head as he returned his gaze to the small ghost above his hand. “My name is Midnight, and I’m your ghost.” the little object chirped.  she sounded like she was trying to be serious but only just managing to hold back squeals of glee.  “It is very nice to meet you midnight.” the guardian said with a warm smile. turning towards the door, the new guardian checked his surroundings. “where are we?” he asked, turning his head to the ghost. “its called ‘the Dreaming City’” she quickly replied, her eye awash with light, illuminating the room around them. “and we need to leave, this place is as dangerous as dangerous can be, Scorn everywhere” the guardian nodded along, he didnt know what scorn were but they didn’t sound friendly.  

lowering his hand, the new guardian watched midnight fade into a shower of white light, washing the room in darkness.  without thinking the guardian dropped his hand to his hip, grasping a small blue sidearm that rested there.  Drawing the weapon, he advanced through the empty halls of the dreaming city.

It felt as though he and midnight had been trying to escape this place for hours, hallways led to hallways led to dead ends again and again.  Every so often the two would hear movement, growling, and would press themselves into a corner, waiting for the sound to leave.   The Guardian sighed as they reached yet another dead end, and kicked over a pot in a moment of frustration.  the sound of the pot crashing echoed through the the hallways they had previously walked through, dying out quickly when it went down the opposite hallway.  “Listen I’m sorry-” Midnight began to apologize before the guardian held up his hand to silence her. “Wait, did you hear that?” he turned his head to look at her incredulously. “Hear what?” she asked, floating down to his head level and following his gaze down the hallway.  

taking the butt of his sidearm, the guardian tapped the cannon against the nearest wall, and the same sound echoed down the hallway behind them, and quickly died out down the hallway ahead of them. “no echo means no hallways.” the guardian said to his ghost.  “and no hallways means...” he patiently waited for her to catch on. “A Way Out!” Midnight shouted, her shell spiraling excitedly.

running forward the pair ran until they found a tall doorway which opened to the sky, the night stars welcoming the two back into the outside world.  “We did it!” Midnight shrieked, her shell spiraling rapidly as she spun around her guardian. “Yes we did.” the guardian acknowledged, smiling widely at his friend.

as the two celebrated, a small beeping coming from the guardian’s hip caught their attention, a small black rectangle the size of the guardian’s palm was flashing blue and emitting a cool whine.  Taking it from his hip, the guardian pressed a button along the side, and the whining came to a stop.  “What is that?” Midnight asked, drifting closer.  “It looks like a- Ow! Hey!” Midnight let out a noise of objection as her guardian seized her in his hand, just before a bolt of purple energy shot through the air where she had been.  

a loud roar sounded as the guardian flattened himself against a white and gold terrace, four armed creatures in yellow armor crawling up the cliff face nearby, they carried shields and rifles constructed of crude iron. “Scorn?” the guardian asked the ghost in his hand. “Yep thats them!” she shouted as one rounded the corner of the terrace and swung a large maul directly at the guardian’s head.  his combat instincts taking over, the guardian immediately rolled onto his back and unloaded the magazine of his sidearm into the creature.  “More to our right!” Midnight shouted in a panic, clearly not handling the stress of battle very well.  in response the guardian placed a smoke mine against the wall beside him and leaped from the terrace onto a walkway below, hearing the mine go off behind him, blinding his attackers for a few seconds.  as he hit the walkway, a lance of pain shot up his right leg, accompanied by a vicious cracking noise, he changed his impact with the ground into a roll.  As he rolled to his feet, the guardian began limping away from the combat, pain racing up his leg with every step.  “That looks bad!” Midnight whined, her voice resonating with concern. “I’ll Live.” the guardian managed to growl, emptying another magazine into the horde of scorn rushing after them.

before long his leg gave out, dropping him onto the ground, as he rolled over, he heard the rumbling of afterburners in the distance.  crawling backwards away from the Scorn, he loaded the last magazine into his sidearm, and was just about to pull the trigger when, with a sound like crashing thunder, a ship flew overhead, assaulting the scorn on the bridge with a barrage of missiles and gunfire.  as the Scorn fell, the ship circled back around came to rest floating a few feet above the burnt and broken bridge, seemingly waiting for the guardian. “Is that yours?” Midnight asked, her voice incredulous. “I... I Suppose so.” the guardian answered, rising to his feet and limping over to the ship.  As he approached, a door along the side of the ship slid open, allowing the guardian to limp inside, his ghost following him closely.

as he sat down on the floor, Midnight flew in front of him. “Hold still” she commanded as her shell began to pulsate with light.  the light spilled out of her shell, washing over the guardian, and while within it, he felt stronger, healthier, felt his bones mending at an incredible pace.  As the light faded, he found he could stand without problem, as though he had never taken that fall in the first place. “There you go.” Midnight chirped, her shell spiraling happily. “Now we need to go to earth, the vanguard will want to meet you, and the traveler is there.”

“The traveler?” the guardian asked in confusion. “Its the source of our power, I’ll explain on the way” midnight clarified. the guardian nodded and walked to the cockpit of the ship, slipping inside the pilot’s seat as if he’d done it one million times before, across the navigational console shone eight blue words.

//WELCOME BACK ULDREN SOV, PLEASE SELECT YOUR DESTINATION.

Midnight floated over to the navigation screen, then looked back to her guardian. “Uldren sov... is that you?” The Guardian shrugged. “I suppose it is.” reaching forward, Uldren tapped the navigational console, inputting the coordinates for earth, before grasping the controls and leaving the dreaming city behind

soooooo..... yeah, heres a thing for @dngrs-untld-hrshps-unnmbrd and @littleshebear Cause there was a thing on their feed about making a fic for uldren as a guardian, ill probably do more. okay, bye, love youuuuu

NSFW Alphabet ➸ Tom Holland

Warning: implied smut, sexual actions, explicit material ahead.

Aftercare:

Tom is always cuddling you, especially because he doesnt get to see you a lot.

So when you're done exploring each others bodies, he'd always hold you close, falling into the soft touch of each other.

Body Part:

Tom's favorite part himself is his arms. He's worked so hard to get them where they are now, endless days in the gym, dieting and just changing most thing in his life completely. Knowing this you'd always make sure to pay attention to them, lingering too long, making she he notices how much you love them.

Tom's favorite part on you is your hips and thighs. He just loves squeezing the soft flesh, or kissing it. The feeling of his tongue against the jiggly skin, to the tiny moans you let out, he just loves it.

Cum:

Tom prefers to cum on your stomach or chest and when he can inside of you, but mostly on your stomach.

Usually its after months of not seeing you, you'd come to visit him because you no longer had any studies left for the year, Tom would be so desperate to be in you.

Dirty Secret:

Tom would never admit it but he has a serious dirty talk kink. He'd love the way you react to it, and when you would talk back.

Also he had a major bandage kink, something about being in complete power of you just turned him on.

Experience:

Tom doesn't have much experience, of course he has slept with other people but never really was it with someone he was committed to, and his body count is low.

He'd still gets really nervous around you, but it grew into something beautiful when you truly get to know each others body.

Favourite position:

It's so hard for Tommy to pick, but he really does love laying you down on your stomach, squeezing between your closed legs.

He loves this way because he gets to watch your ass, and oooo this boy loves it.

Also the sounds you make are so different compared to other positions. When he'd grab your hair, begging for him.

Goofy:

Tom only knows goofy.

There many times where you'd both be drunk, messily kissing, he'd loose balance falling off the bed, laughing his ass off.

Hair:

Let's face it, tom is always working out so he keeps his private area shaved and tidy, so it reduces sweat and stuff.

On you tom doesnt really have a preference but he does like a little hair, not to much but not bare either.

Intimacy:

From the moment you met tom you knew just how romantic he really was, he would go out of his way to see you, touch you and even kiss you.

Theres many moments when his fingers would trace your cheeks, watching you moan every time he trusted inside of you, lips softly meeting yours greedily.

Jack off:

When Tom's away its almost every day. He would text you, almost begging for some naked pictures.

His hand would start by palming himself through his basketball shorts or sweat pants usually, teasing himself.

He would regret asking you for the picture though, only because he wants you even more now, but only to ask, "send another please"

Kink:

Like I said before, Tom seriously loves talking dirty to you. Also when you talk dirty to him as well. Being the sweet person you are he found it so funny when a string of profanities would fall from your lips, usually begging him to fuck you.

Tying you up though thats his favorite. Just seeing you spread out all pretty again the bed, him being in complete control.

But then hes the opposite and loved when you take control, tying him up, making him bed and squirm.

Location:

Tom prefers the bed room, because most of his life is public, he enjoys having the little amount of privacy in his life

But dont get me wrong. He'd never would say no to car sex, or a quickie before shooting, in his dressing room.

Motivation:

Tom doesnt need any. His mind and body is literally so obsessed with you, anything you do turns him on, you dont even have to try.

But especially when it's close to bed for the both of yours, hair damp from the shower, all make up gone from your face, his black tshirt meeting mid-thigh giving his greedy eyes the best view of your long legs.

Home boy cant keep his eyes and hands off you.

No:

Anything that would actually inflict pain on you. Of course he'd get rough but never to the point of hurting you badly.

Anal. Dont quote me on this but I just feel like he'd be too uncomfortable about it.

Oral:

He loves when you go down on him. He'd always let out the sexiest moan when you first take him in your mouth, hand tangling in your hair, guiding your lips against his dick.

Tom loves even more giving you oral, his lips lay soft kisses against your thighs and inner legs, occasionally sucking softly, leaving small love bites in his trail.

Pace:

Depends on the mood tbh. When he just comes home from seeing you after a while, it would be soft and gentle, whispering how much he loved you, sucking and licking everywhere.

Then he does a 360. And turns into a complete different person, this was right after the gym, some guy was staring at you the whole time and it just pissed him off. The moment you walked into the door, he was bending you over the arm of the couch. "Did you like giving him a show pretty girl?" And when you didnt answer a rough snack to your bum, "what was that. I didnt hear you sweetheart ?"

Quickie:

Tom loves taking his time with you, but sometimes a quickie is needed and he's horny where ever so.

Risks:

Love bites, tom loves looking at you, seeing the pretty purple marks decorate peeking from under your collar.

Often he would tell you to show them, they're his little claim on you and he loves it.

Stamina:

Tommy boy here can at least do 2 or 3 rounds.

This boy goes for hours in the gym, and he loves a good work out, especially it being you.

Toy:

This is a whole other side to tom. You dont use them much but when you do every moment is enjoyed.

It's small things such as a blind fold, hand cuffs and maybe a dildo of some sort.

Unfair:

What's truly unfair is how much he turns you on without knowing, he doesnt even mean too but he teases you without knowing.

Volume:

Hes very vocal. Hes always grunting, moaning or cursing.

For you he likes when you're loud l, almost screaming.

Wild Card:

Tom really loves watching you read, he thiit's so sexy and doesnt understand why.

X-Ray:

Tom's definitely above average, length and girth wise.

But not too much that its scary, enough to have you surprised the first time seeing it.

Yearning:

His sex drive is so high. Tom is constantly touching you. Always asking you if he could touch you as well.

Also he understands that you might not want to have sex every day, from soreness or anything really.

zZz:

Tom would be out like a light. He's always been like this, always sleeps.

Not before his arms wrap around you, pulling you close, skin against skin, the most comfortable way to fall asleep.

AUUUUGUGLRARRRGHL

FUCK i just found out there's capture cards that work with nintendo switch and now i DESPERATELY WANT TO record my reactions to lets go eevee when i get it...

But man my funds are so low that i was already gonna be stretching it just to pay for the game itself. Gahhhhhh!!

This is the cheapest capture card i could find that had decent reviews? Uhm??

I dunno whether to trust it tho cos the desvription is all badly translated english and it seems like too cheap to be true??

But then even if i get that one it'd still be almost 150 pounds including the game preorder, and i only get 250 in disability benefits every two weeks. I really dont think i can stretch 100 quid to cover every other life expense until the end of the month! And the most i could do is knock 30 quid off of that if i cancel the pokeball plus controller thing from the game order...

And then my other option is just dont get the game until next month when i can actually afford it? But its always impossible to stay away from pokemon spoilers, icm sure i'd have the experience totally ruined by the time i manage to get it...

But then LOL MAN i know the rational solution is to just do that cos seriously when most people have to pick between necessary life expenses and pokemon theyre able to pick the Option Where You Do Not Starve. But cmon yooooo its POKEMONNNNN

Ehh i guess it all works out for the best anyway cos id probably just get too embarassed to post the lets play again. I have like 6 hours of footage of me playing deltarune that i havent bothered editing yet, it just feels like there's no point posting it cos the hype has worn off. I dont think i really said anything particularly funny or insightful :/

So yeaj man i would feel like a big ol douchebag asking for fundraising for such a non essential luxury item, and then i dont really have anything i'd be able to sell in time to get this. All my games and stuff are UK region and all of my followers are from different countries! And posting them would cost more than theyre worth, probably. And take ages! Same for if i sold any of my plushies or anything. All i have aside from that is some steam keys but i'd feel bad asking for payment for those cos i'd just give em away for free honestly. Gahh i guess i could sell some shiny pokemon?? Is that illegal?? Or man i guess i'd technically be giving you the lets play in exchange for the helping me make the lets play, but i dont think icm good enough yet to be worth anything honestly.

I'm just sad now cos i didnt even know it would be possible to record my first reactions to a remake of my first ever childhood videogame, and now im sad at losing this opportunity. Alas!

Hmmm i think i'll just compromise and abandon the lets play potential but still buy the game itself. And just hope i can handle the expense. *shrug*

Oh! And maybe i could still save up to get this thing in the future and record other games! Maybe breath of the wild cos i still havent played that. And im super bad at platformer action things so it might be funny!

review of literally all the crazy taxi video games under the cut, with a few sentences for each game

crazy taxi arcade: its fun, especially with the steering wheel in a real arcade cabinet but i feel like it lacks in content (but its an arcade game so i give it a pass)

crazy taxi (dreamcast): a really solidly done home port with a tiny bit more content which makes it just about the definitive version at that point

crazy taxi (pc/steam): how i mostly played the first game until i actually got my hands on a dreamcast. this is a really good port, but it omits the original soundtrack. that is a cardinal sin. mods make this absolutely the definitive version of the first game. otherwise stick with the dreamcast original. also all the branding is gone. which isnt a big deal but, the branding made the world feel alive. pizza hut being replaced with a generic pizza place makes the world feel artificial (which it is but i digress) all of this can be fixed with mods though, thank god

crazy taxi (ps2/gamecube): another really good port of the first game, retains the original soundtrack, but doesnt offer anything new to returning players of the game, just a good way to play the first game. has some minor “pop-in” that the dreamcast original didnt happen. shouldnt hamper your experience that badly, but it is good to know.

crazy taxi 2 (dreamcast): what i feel is a superior sequel to crazy taxi. a jump button really added a lot to it, but made it... maybe a bit too easy? but regardless, still my favorite crazy taxi game, its a keeper. please sega, fucking port this one to pc or switch or something im dying

crazy taxi 3: highroller (xbox): this game is good, its not as good as the second game or the first game for that matter, but i love the setting and the game can look pretty gorgeous at times with all the neon and such. not really much to say... it was the last original crazy taxi game though :/

crazy taxi (ps3/360) good ports of the first game. again. but retains the issue of omitting the original soundtrack just like in the pc/steam version. get it if you like crazy taxi and need to own it on every conceivable platform like i apparently do. also like most other CT ports, the product placement is missing.

crazy taxi: catch a ride (gba): this game is fucking awful. its ostensibly a port of the first crazy taxi to the gba, but it just doesnt work. its framerate is awful, the audio is bitcrushed to oblivion and it just sucks to play. still kiiiinda impressive though? just play simpsons road rage on gba if you want a crazy taxi-esque game on the system i guess

crazy taxi: fare wars (psp): this is a damn decent port, i really do love the ability for a custom soundtrack, it has crazy taxi 1 and 2 (which makes it the only re-release of crazy taxi 2 that i know of) if you have a psp, i would say pick this one up, if only for being able to play CT2 on the go. product placement is missing, of course.

crazy taxi: city rush (iOS/android): i hate this one. i really do. i really fucking do. its a temple run-esque game, except it doesnt have anything that makes temple run fun. its controls are awkward, i do not like the visual style at all, and its just bland. they somehow made a crazy taxi game bland. thats impressive.

crazy taxi tycoon (iOS/android): i said in the tags of the previous post that crazy taxi tycoon was a decent little tycoon game, and it is. it helps that im a complete sucker for tycoon games, and i love seeing all the new taxi drivers and redesigns of classic ones. shame it was delisted

crazy taxi (iOS/android) (branded as Crazy Taxi Classic): the original soundtrack is here! it has all the content that has been in the game before, and it looks good running on my phone. but... the touch controls... this is a problem with phone games in general but it just has the virtual buttons on the screen. i dont see how they wouldve done this otherwise, and it... works, but its not ideal. but i still do boot up this version when im bored. doesnt compare to the dreamcast original purely due to the controls, but an all-around good version. wish it had the PRODUCT PLACEMENT THOUGH. i sound like a broken record here, but the product placement made the world feel lived in, and was a part of the games charm.. i dunno. maybe im complaining about nothing

oh god oh no hahah, its fine no worries! re-typing what i remember, blabbering on about how x360 controller was weird and how i prefer the switch's in first place and then second as im more used to it than the x360 one, is the playstation, main meaning the ps2 ones but all controllers look the same from em so really doesnt matter too much lol.

and then how fear 2 had, well the x360 controller had this button you use your thumbs with, apparently that was a button which was unknown to me for a solid 15 minutes or so while i tried to figure out the croutch button in the game, idk why i didnt look at the controller navigation lol...

hah strange how a lot seem to think you are, maybe they're from europe too hahah.

i had to think what the last part was about but then i remember, im too bloody lazy to scroll down im playing a game rn too lol. but yea some who can play some games that doesnt move too too fast might be fine with motion but then once it ramps up and becomes quicker some might feel some motionsickness from it.

Oh yeah!!!! I remember holding my old 360 controller and just feeling very uncomfy JAJSNNDF

AND HELP ANSJBD control navigation is my worst enemy- I’m on my third playthrough of Res 8 and I still don’t know how to do certain things like heal without going into my inventory JANSNND

Pfft- I’m popular with Europeans they just love me /j

And OH I get what you mean- When stuff moves really fast for me I do get a bit nauseous ^^” (And I hope you’re having fun with your game!!!)