mark my words, HE WILL BE MINE

Doodled Sebastian and Elliott yesterday while i waited for the update :3

I am that type of guy who gets anxious over asking out video game characters haha, so it took ages for me to actually marry the digital book man despite maxing his heart soon after giving him the bouquet. Silly little art time to sooth my sick heart. Also decided to change up Wolfe's hair, just gonna say he cut it for their wedding.

Also sorry to Elliott my man, one of my cows gave birth the first night he was on the farm. I can imagine that would be something...

id fumble him so bad

I am normal about a chicken man

when you're punk but your wife is pink

as much as i love stardew valley i really don't like the emphasis it places on marriage and kids. it's just something about the way that you HAVE to add a nursery to your house in order to complete the house upgrade achievement (and of course you need all achievements to achieve 100% completion), the way having kids is an achievement in itself. the way that when your spouse asks you if you want to have kids your options are "yes" and "not now". i'm genuinely really thankful for the option to turn your kids into doves. the way the DAY after you become best friends with someone single you get a letter in the mail telling you how to ask someone out, the way there's ANOTHER achievement for dating ten people (well. it's really for reaching a ten-heart friendship level with like eight people but there are only so many people you can do that with without dating them). the way the mayor says at your wedding ceremony that "from this day onward, [name] is going to be just as much a part of the community as anyone else" implying that you weren't a part of the community until you got married. the way the eight heart events are supposed to just be you becoming best friends with that person but at least three people's events involve them secretly being in love with you during that supposedly platonic cutscene. i personally love getting married in stardew valley but not everybody wants that and the pressure the game puts on you to settle down and have a nice little family with 2.5 kids kind of puts a damper on the fun.

(clenching my fist so hard) someone stop me from making a fourth stardew valley farmer (reaching for my puter) someone st-

Quick doodle of Apples :)

FINALLY, the closure to my stardew life !

What the fuck

Here’s how sdv works,

I pick a guy we get married, and then I ship everyone else with eachother.

I can’t pick between Sebastian or Elliott so I’ll ship them together

Me : I can summon my grandfather back from the dead whenever I want

*remembers I forgot my actual grandfather passed away some time back too* : in stardew valley

i like him

Someday I will remember to dust off my PS4 controller and start playing Stardew again and you will all see my true nature (Alex lover)

i would love to enjoy everything that stardew valley has to offer but unfortunately i approach this game the same way i approach real life: avoid all social interaction and tend to my garden in belligerent silence