#the problem is that the wiki only applies to stardew valley and not to real life. and i need a cheat sheet for real life. | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

rocketbirdie · 1 month

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i would love to enjoy everything that stardew valley has to offer but unfortunately i approach this game the same way i approach real life: avoid all social interaction and tend to my garden in belligerent silence

#people posting screenshots of their stardew valley spouses and i'm just sitting here like.#y'all have time for relationships in this game?? wtf #i feel every second of every day ticking by. and i must dedicate each and every moment to my beloved potato field.#but seriously it's lowkey distressing. like. goddammit what do you MEAN the autism still happens in-game.#HOW am i supposed to know what gifts to give? WHY do my friendships decay so fucking fast just because we haven't talked in like. two days??#WHERE are players finding time in their days to interact with the npcs?????????#i can't relate to any of the npcs anyway! nobody shares my unhealthy obsession with agricultural economics!! i literally don't get it.#listen i know there's a wiki but #the problem is that the wiki only applies to stardew valley and not to real life. and i need a cheat sheet for real life.#don't even get me started on the multitasking hell that this game represents. goddang feels like a 50 hour work week playing this game #[I LOVE IT]#ok rant over back to your regularly scheduled pathetic rpg twunks

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