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myhouse-pk3 · 3 months
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i call this daniel times 2 because we are both named daniel
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toastsnaffler · 7 months
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i keep getting irrationally miffed at ppl 😐😐
#'impressed by how much u can talk abt this considering youve not played either game'#fuck off. as if im not just trying to show interest bc u + another friend are both into them + constantly talk abt them in our gc!!#i mean since u guys talk abt them all the time + theyre huge on tumblr like. it would be hard for me to not know anything abt them at all#literally what else can i talk to u guys abt anyway. i dont think there are any interests i personally have that they both gaf abt#if anything they actively dislike most of the things im hyperfixated on. or at least she does so like i cant bring that up can i.#all i did was share a post i saw on tumblr that i thought was funny. its not like i had some negative/controversial opinion#i just saw it and thought hey that makes me think of my friends bc they like those things maybe theyll find it funny too!!#dog sitting outside the door with rly big sad eyes offering them a stick i found in a puddle#i like listening to them talk and i will eventually play some of the games theyre into myself cuz they make them sound rly cool#and even if theyre not my kind of thing i like sharing interests with other ppl and sometimes thats enough for me to be able to enjoy it#i literally own some of them already but im just not in the mental space to start smth new right now. which i have SAID!!!!#why do u even care girl. as if u dont already have a ton of friends playing it that ur talking to abt it???? i wont have anything to add#and thats not gonna stop u from being able to talk to me abt it anyway????? like 2/3 of our conversations atm are abt bg3#man. i know its not that deep but it makes me kinda sad for some reason. im just trying. i guess next time ill just let u guys talk-#to each other or at me and not comment or say anything so u can pretend im not here or whatever it is u want#ughh. she probably didnt even mean it like that and ill feel stupid for getting annoyed and delete this later but whatever.#might work out early today and then i can like draw or play a game or smth the rest of the day. alright lets go#.vent#listening to my silly little jfunk/jazz/soul playlist and i already feel over it. healing
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crushedsweets · 3 months
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OK I NEED TO CLEAR MY ASKBOX
IM JUST GONNA ANSWER A TON OF THEM HERE SO I DONT CLOG UP MY FEED....
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hi >.<
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this is so fucking sweet i remembered how happy i was when i first got my car. i cried everyday for a week straight because i was so happy. very glad yall got to watch me get my first car. i spend over an hour in her every day commuting now. LMFAOOO (i named her lindsay btw) ((after tdi lsinday)). im so sorry im late but thank you so much this meant sm !!! <3
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you asked me this in august im evil oh my god. anyway i aagree. but i am always inclined to forever think he's a midwest emo guy. twin sized mattress forever
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SHE NEEDS AND DESERVES SO MANY.
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im immediately inclined to say clocky or toby the second i see time and fire mentions. so ticciwork. my clocky is often a bit messy so she'd be pissed and angry and upset over the sort of war she's found herself in, especially as she sees toby just falling deeper into it. 'my god, was i oblivious?' when she finally realizes toby will always, always put Slenderman before her. frustrating. 'hell stays hungry for a world so weak' natalie is hungry for a good world, but she thinks everyone is too weak for goodness, meanwhile toby is hungry for power so he can make everyone else seem weak. etc. 'they only want you to bleed' they being slendy, operator, zalgo, etc etc etc... power, being a pawn, fighting, using humans as toys in a battlefield, etc etc.. yeah
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RELEASE ME JOEY
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i genuinely think nina is a really good influence on so many of the creeps. like theyre all assholes, traumatized, refuse to believe in the good in the world, etc etc. but nina is traumatized and still kickin. she comes in like ^_^ hello chat. and i think that, while its still important to feel the shitty feelings, it's really grounding to see someone whos just so .. able to be happy. idk. someone who SEEKS joy, rather than expects it to fall into their lap, and blames the world when it doesnt
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this si perfect idk why i forgot about bats for him. gotta get back into this idea
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AHHH OK I WILL DO MORE EVENTUALLY i just wanna say thank yewww i think theyre such a good sibling dynamic. like little brothers and big sisters and both being little assholes to eachother but would die for the other. idk. ugh. important to me.
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actually this sounds really sweet..... thats funny cuz i was JUST talking to a friend about who i would have EJ go endgame with if i had to, but i couldnt settle on anyone. but liu seems like a good fit for ej. i think they'd be super sweet
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ANON ME TOO AHHHH ITS LITERALLY MY FAVORITE FUCKING THING EVER. I DONT GAF ABOUT EVIL MEAN 'CANON' SLENDER I LOVE WHEN HE'S A DAD AND WORRIES AND STRESSES. IEPFB AND KASTOWAYS SLENDY>
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AH THANK YOU!!! he reminds me of my little cousins HAHA theyre like 10-14 right now and theyre all cuties.... just playing roblox and being mischievous...
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THIS IS ABOUT THE BLUSHING NAT DRAWING ISNT IT AHAH OMG THANK YOU!!! i think shes so cute. i know she cant handle compliments. she's either deadpanned 'thanks' or just covers her face and says 'shut up' cuz she doesnt know what to do.
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I LOVE HER TOO!!!
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GOOD NEWS THEN ive drawn her a handful of times since u sent this HAHA TYSM
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you sent like... natobina i think... ok tbh kinda slaps
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OK REAL but also when i read it i keep reading it as 'cochina' and i cannot bring myself to name the throuple that </3 HAHA
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TBH AHAHA I SEE IT. TOBYS AMETHYST GARNETS NATALIE AND NINA IS STEVEN.
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i want jeff to ache in his loneliness
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i need to draw connie asap but also THANK YOU SO MUCH AGAIN FOR THE CAR CONGRATS I REALLY APPRECIATE IT IM SO HAPPY I LOVE MY CAR SO MUCH i gotta go vaccuum her..
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shes such a cat to me. feline. of sorts, if you will
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also good news for you anon, i have also drawn her an ungodly amount of times since youve sent this. LOL
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THEYRE MY ANGELS I HAVE MORE OF THEM !!! I LOVE THEM!! AHHHGGG
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literally the second that people tell me i made them start to like clocky i am overwhelmed with joy. i feel so much ache when people aren't fond of her bc shes so fucking cool and such a good character and so much fun. so sad that 2015 era creepypasta fandom destroyed her. but im here to fix it...
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IM SORRY ANON I BARELY DRAW HIM HES JUST SO BOYISH I LAUGH EVERYTIME I SEE HIM FKAHAHAAH OK OKOK ILL CHANGE ILL DRAW HIM I SWEAR
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I REMEMBER WHEN I FIRST STARTED DOING EMOJI ANONS BAHAHA u guys r funny
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incredibly. happy. to do this to u.
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nope! im not too interested in the 2021 nina just cuz i feel like i've seen that character concept many times (not just in jane), BUT if i had to do my own intepretation of her, 2021 nina would be INCREDIBLY immature in like. not a childish way, but an entitled, angry-fueled adult who cannot comprehend anyone else's thoughts/feelings. and thus, would despise OG nina (although within reason, OG nina idolizes the person who killed her family) . but even if there wasnt a good reason to dislike OG nina, she'd be mean. and OG nina would be mad and bitch. and theyd theyd fight. HAHA
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I-IF...???????? ANON?
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HELD TO THE FUCKING BRIM
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transylvanianfamilies · 6 months
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rly rly rly hoping i dont have covid bc i Cant miss any more school or theyll start kicking me out of the courses :-/ the current finnish government recommendations around covid fucking suck here because youre just told to not interact w immunocompromised people but they seem to think that only means the elderly & there arent any regulations arpund it :-//// like disabled people dont exist at All and dont go to My School. and schools no longer make you stay at home for a week after testing pos meaning that you basically have to come to school while still being infectious because they dont gaf abt the disabled. anyway lets hoooooope its just a flu bc i truly cant miss any more school but also cant bring myself to go to school to infect people :-////
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kacchanbiased · 9 months
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It’s funny watching people argue over whether they think izuocha is going to be endgame or not b/c it’s quite literally set up to be to the point where Uraraka like admits to falling for Deku in one of the more recent chapters but even then i cant bring myself to gaf about izuocha.
It has to be the most boring endgame ship ever and im not saying that Just bc it’s “het”. I ship so many het ships if they’re good I’ll bite! But it’s insane how hard he fumbled their relationship especially when he set it up so fawking early in the story 😭 by the time you get to this point in the conflict youre left feeling like they dont even have that deep of a friendship w each other because how hard he sidelines Uraraka (cuz he cant write female characters). Then to play catch up he has them talk to each other about virtually nothing on a pretty backdrop but it’s too little too late for me.
ATP kirimina and kamijiro are much more interesting endgame “het ships” but I doubt theyre going to be explicitly canonized the way izuocha is meant to be, and theyre ships involving supporting characters. Ya know ppl who the story arent super focused on in the first place.
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missingyou77 · 1 year
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12/10 11:52PM
today was very weird for me. i mean i get manic often but not like this. my eyes have never been so dilated from being manic. but when im manic i always try to take advantage of it and do what ive been putting off. i was on my phone til around 2am, then i started manic cleaning my room til 9am. my room wasnt very messy to begin with, but with my autism, cleaning is SO overwhelming. it could be the easiest job for someone to do but just the site of my messy room and knowing i was going to try to clean it would put me on the verge of tears. ffs i paced around my room for a good 5 minutes with a shoe almost crying not knowing where to put it. i tried on almost every article of clothing i own while cleaning my room, and i had to just try everything i found in my room. such as perfume, makeup, video games i lost, whatever. it took me hours to clean because my brain is so stupid. 
my mom called me and told me she had forgotten her vape at her house before leaving for work so she asked if i could bring it to her and she would give me some gas money. so i did that and my dad had also given me some money so i bought gas and a hair straightener, i cut my bangs yesterday so i need to straighten them to look good. on my way home from that i got that god complex and decided im over my ex.
my friend picked me up and i went out of town with her, her friend, and 2 of our guy friends. we went to the hotsprings and it was amazing. it was snowing but we were warm. i live in a v small town so theres no fast food so we also got some mcdonalds. her friend was very nice, she sat next to me the whole way i mean there was 5 of us in that tiny car so there wasnt much room but we were talking the whole way and shes rlly cool. 
then i got home and ate dinner with my family and my sister and her boyfriend came over so that was nice. 
my dad bought a fake christmas tree this year, its white and it has lights attached to it so i set that up on the table. its a small one. we have to have it up because we have 8 wiener dogs who r very annoying and they like to ruin everything. theyre so cute so its fine but jfc.
this time of year is sad for me, just like a lot of people. but its hard for me because i feel like nothing will ever be the same. im not wrong there, i mean last year i was probably wrapped up with my ex in his bed and feeling complete bliss. but now i am in my bed, writing about my day on tumblr. oh how the tables turn. nor will anyone read this im sure. this is mainly for me tbh, but it would be cool if someone gaf enough to read this shit. not like my lift is crazy, im just a alcoholic teenager going through a breakup. boohoo. 
now i am on the phone with this boy. hes nice, i met him back in 2020 but we stopped talking for a while. last night while we were on call, i asked if we could play fortnite but i said it in some sort of pouty voice so he said “heh. youre cute”. does that mean he likes me? i mean i cant get in a relationship or anything. i need to work  on myself or smth but i used to like him a lot and i like him now too. its just different now because of my trauma and im scared. but he is really nice. 
anyways if u read this far, i love you. 
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goldmember-rio · 6 years
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This might be it
When i die dont come to my funeral acting like you was there for me n loved me or sum shit like cause bruh i needed alot of yall i was left alone n I understand that ill have to deal with shit by myself like I always do i put on this front like im okay but i never am i deal with so much shit mentally thAt i might actually end every thing and really just off myself alot of you people that act like we’re friends dont really show you’re roles as friends it comes to show what something small as distance or money can show the real in people as these tears roll down my face i look into my mirror and cant even tell who iam anymore ive never been this weak i feel so alone and thats not the truth but its the truth bro idk how much longer i can take this shit btw to throw this out there my real only friends are maddy and leslie and yo i want yall to understand i love them so much theyre the most genuine people and the only people who actually gave af about me and were 💯 till the end wendel even tho you switched up on me when i moved to eo i still love you bro you were one of the realest friends i had up until the end idk what it was the extra fame w.e bro idec anymore i still dont forgive for none of the shit that we went through for the fact im petty and dont gaf how anybody feels about it either to all the people who “ loved” me i hope you all the best in life if I actually do off my self i hope yall the best fr dont let my death bring you down i dont live for people to be sad i want you to live you life to best of your capabilities strive for shit people tell you you cant do and most importantly be yourself to best of your power i love everybody and i mean everybody i wish you the best
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adambstingus · 7 years
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Leave Lauren Alone: ‘Summer House’ Recap
Catch up on last week’s recap here!
What better way to continue the momentum from last nights unpredictable Oscars ceremony than with an episode of? Say what you want about Warren Beatty but I think we can all agree that years from now, will stand along with in the cultural zeitgeist.
As if losing best picture wasnt upsetting enough, now they tell me theres only 3 weeks left of ! How could they do this to me?
We pick up where we left off: Lindsey finding out about Everetts potential foursome.
She confronts him. Everetts first response is What? which is a sign he’s definitely about to lie his face off.
Everett: Well thats just impossible because I physically cannot fit in a bed with four people.
Airtight logic. Wow.
Im sorry, but Id trust Stephen over my own boyfriend. And Ive never even met Stephen (a sad but true fact).
Lindsey: Did you bring me a coffee?
Everett: I brought you something better *pulls out a sunflower*
Id be like bitch but where my coffee at tho.
Cristina says she loves to break a story which is a fancy way of saying she loves to gossip.
Just when you think Stephen cant get any better, he stops a workout to puke in the bushes. Honestly Im a little concerned for myself due to how much Im stanning for this random man.
Kyles like Theres two weekends left, Im a single guy, its a marathon and theres no quitting. I think thats what Kendrick Lamar meant when he said I pray my dick gets big as the Eiffel Tower so I could fuck the world for 72 hours.
Lets take a moment to discuss Lindseys shirt.
“Fridays we be like squad goals”? It’s so bad I’m convinced it has to be satire.
Lauren: I feel like I need to have a conversation with Carl.
NO YOU DONT. You went to froyo and he went to one dinner with your family. It was one time!
Lauren: IDK where you got this assumption that I wanted some grandiose gesture.
Strong words coming from the girl who took her hookup of a few weeks to meet her parents.
Lauren: I dont hook up with someone for three weeks and then expect a proposal.
Nobody said you were expecting a proposal but we all think you’re expecting a relationship.
SURPRISE this convo ends in a kiss. I will begrudgingly give Ashley a +1 for predicting this.
Lauren: IDK if Carls crazy because he keeps coming back, or if Im crazy because I keep taking him back.
You. Its you. Youre the crazy one.
Everetts doing some fundraiser race thing that I cant reasonably make fun of. America! For the troops!
Damn this group of like 10 people raised over $25K? How rich are they?
I said I wouldnt make fun of this, but this race is a bootleg version of Thats all Im gonna say.
Did Ashley break her ankle without even falling? That’s impressive.
I was super into my fruit salad until Lindsey said together Everett and I can take over the world. THANKS FOR THAT. You owe me $2.79. (What I meant is, I threw it up. OK I’ll go fuck myself now. Mahalo.)
Oh my God if Lauren is gonna overreact that much over Ashley rolling her ankle she should talk to me after my twin tore her ACL. Ill spare you the details of that trying ordeal for me, but long story short I I lived. Against all odds.
So shes in a cast but her ankle is not broken
Do you really need training on crutches? You put them under your arms, you walk.
Ashley on the couch:
DAMNNN BRAD LEVEL 5 ADVANCED PETTINESS: Well you wouldnt have rolled your ankle if you were here in California.
Ashley is more upset over leaving her sister than about leaving her husband. #Priorties
I would rip on the fact that this group hired a party bus to go to a brewery, but Im honestly jealous. Are you guys gonna be in Montauk this summer? Pls tweet us if so.
Fuck a party bus, this is like a party jitney. Im dead.
Kyle holding an entire cooler of mojito for himself is my spirit animal.
Carl: What are you supposed to do on a party bus? They dont call it a chill bus.
Insightful.
Ashley: Lauren and Carl are PDA like theyre in seventh grade.
Also Ashley: I just want Lauren to find a guy and be married like, yesterday because shes really missing out on life.
And again, Ashley: What is Lauren gonna do without me? I dont trust her to make decisions alone.
OH MY FUCKING GOD, she is hooking up with a guy whos not that into her, shes not shooting heroin! Jesus fucking Christ, leave Lauren alone! (Yes, I wrote that in my head in Chris Crocker’s voice, in case you were wondering.)
OK but cmon Jaclyn WAS all up on Carl at the bonfire. Objective, non-alternative fact. Check my recap, I wrote it down word for word in the event that something like this would happen. Check the receipts.
Carl probably just came watching Lauren do that beer bong. Honestly, I did.
Actual footage of me when Ashley said Crashley:
STEPHEN IS BACK. WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? DONT EVER LEAVE ME AGAIN.
Jaclyn, you can join me and Stassi on team forever alone. Consider this your formal invitation.
Honestly, Stephen said what I was gonna say: Why do we GAF that people made out? Are we in the 4th grade? Let me know when someone fucks.
Damn has this shit really been going on for 10 weeks already? Jesus Christ. What has happened to my brain cells.
Everett tries to deny the bed incident.
Stephen: You said it.*Sips drink*
ScrewStephen really belongs on
Not even going to summarize this argument. Fuck all this, I side with Lindsey on this one. That shits hella inappropriate and Everett obviously knew it, otherwise he wouldnt have lied about it. BOOM. LAWYERED.
Cristina got cornered and shes forgotten what words are and her voice just went up like 3 octaves. Anddd that’s all for this week, folks.
Check out our Vanderpump Rules recap!
from All Of Beer http://allofbeer.com/2017/07/21/leave-lauren-alone-summer-house-recap/ from All of Beer https://allofbeercom.tumblr.com/post/163245115087
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samanthasroberts · 7 years
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Leave Lauren Alone: ‘Summer House’ Recap
Catch up on last week’s recap here!
What better way to continue the momentum from last nights unpredictable Oscars ceremony than with an episode of? Say what you want about Warren Beatty but I think we can all agree that years from now, will stand along with in the cultural zeitgeist.
As if losing best picture wasnt upsetting enough, now they tell me theres only 3 weeks left of ! How could they do this to me?
We pick up where we left off: Lindsey finding out about Everetts potential foursome.
She confronts him. Everetts first response is What? which is a sign he’s definitely about to lie his face off.
Everett: Well thats just impossible because I physically cannot fit in a bed with four people.
Airtight logic. Wow.
Im sorry, but Id trust Stephen over my own boyfriend. And Ive never even met Stephen (a sad but true fact).
Lindsey: Did you bring me a coffee?
Everett: I brought you something better *pulls out a sunflower*
Id be like bitch but where my coffee at tho.
Cristina says she loves to break a story which is a fancy way of saying she loves to gossip.
Just when you think Stephen cant get any better, he stops a workout to puke in the bushes. Honestly Im a little concerned for myself due to how much Im stanning for this random man.
Kyles like Theres two weekends left, Im a single guy, its a marathon and theres no quitting. I think thats what Kendrick Lamar meant when he said I pray my dick gets big as the Eiffel Tower so I could fuck the world for 72 hours.
Lets take a moment to discuss Lindseys shirt.
“Fridays we be like squad goals”? It’s so bad I’m convinced it has to be satire.
Lauren: I feel like I need to have a conversation with Carl.
NO YOU DONT. You went to froyo and he went to one dinner with your family. It was one time!
Lauren: IDK where you got this assumption that I wanted some grandiose gesture.
Strong words coming from the girl who took her hookup of a few weeks to meet her parents.
Lauren: I dont hook up with someone for three weeks and then expect a proposal.
Nobody said you were expecting a proposal but we all think you’re expecting a relationship.
SURPRISE this convo ends in a kiss. I will begrudgingly give Ashley a +1 for predicting this.
Lauren: IDK if Carls crazy because he keeps coming back, or if Im crazy because I keep taking him back.
You. Its you. Youre the crazy one.
Everetts doing some fundraiser race thing that I cant reasonably make fun of. America! For the troops!
Damn this group of like 10 people raised over $25K? How rich are they?
I said I wouldnt make fun of this, but this race is a bootleg version of Thats all Im gonna say.
Did Ashley break her ankle without even falling? That’s impressive.
I was super into my fruit salad until Lindsey said together Everett and I can take over the world. THANKS FOR THAT. You owe me $2.79. (What I meant is, I threw it up. OK I’ll go fuck myself now. Mahalo.)
Oh my God if Lauren is gonna overreact that much over Ashley rolling her ankle she should talk to me after my twin tore her ACL. Ill spare you the details of that trying ordeal for me, but long story short I I lived. Against all odds.
So shes in a cast but her ankle is not broken
Do you really need training on crutches? You put them under your arms, you walk.
Ashley on the couch:
DAMNNN BRAD LEVEL 5 ADVANCED PETTINESS: Well you wouldnt have rolled your ankle if you were here in California.
Ashley is more upset over leaving her sister than about leaving her husband. #Priorties
I would rip on the fact that this group hired a party bus to go to a brewery, but Im honestly jealous. Are you guys gonna be in Montauk this summer? Pls tweet us if so.
Fuck a party bus, this is like a party jitney. Im dead.
Kyle holding an entire cooler of mojito for himself is my spirit animal.
Carl: What are you supposed to do on a party bus? They dont call it a chill bus.
Insightful.
Ashley: Lauren and Carl are PDA like theyre in seventh grade.
Also Ashley: I just want Lauren to find a guy and be married like, yesterday because shes really missing out on life.
And again, Ashley: What is Lauren gonna do without me? I dont trust her to make decisions alone.
OH MY FUCKING GOD, she is hooking up with a guy whos not that into her, shes not shooting heroin! Jesus fucking Christ, leave Lauren alone! (Yes, I wrote that in my head in Chris Crocker’s voice, in case you were wondering.)
OK but cmon Jaclyn WAS all up on Carl at the bonfire. Objective, non-alternative fact. Check my recap, I wrote it down word for word in the event that something like this would happen. Check the receipts.
Carl probably just came watching Lauren do that beer bong. Honestly, I did.
Actual footage of me when Ashley said Crashley:
STEPHEN IS BACK. WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? DONT EVER LEAVE ME AGAIN.
Jaclyn, you can join me and Stassi on team forever alone. Consider this your formal invitation.
Honestly, Stephen said what I was gonna say: Why do we GAF that people made out? Are we in the 4th grade? Let me know when someone fucks.
Damn has this shit really been going on for 10 weeks already? Jesus Christ. What has happened to my brain cells.
Everett tries to deny the bed incident.
Stephen: You said it.*Sips drink*
ScrewStephen really belongs on
Not even going to summarize this argument. Fuck all this, I side with Lindsey on this one. That shits hella inappropriate and Everett obviously knew it, otherwise he wouldnt have lied about it. BOOM. LAWYERED.
Cristina got cornered and shes forgotten what words are and her voice just went up like 3 octaves. Anddd that’s all for this week, folks.
Check out our Vanderpump Rules recap!
Source: http://allofbeer.com/2017/07/21/leave-lauren-alone-summer-house-recap/
from All of Beer https://allofbeer.wordpress.com/2017/07/21/leave-lauren-alone-summer-house-recap/
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allofbeercom · 7 years
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Leave Lauren Alone: ‘Summer House’ Recap
Catch up on last week’s recap here!
What better way to continue the momentum from last nights unpredictable Oscars ceremony than with an episode of? Say what you want about Warren Beatty but I think we can all agree that years from now, will stand along with in the cultural zeitgeist.
As if losing best picture wasnt upsetting enough, now they tell me theres only 3 weeks left of ! How could they do this to me?
We pick up where we left off: Lindsey finding out about Everetts potential foursome.
She confronts him. Everetts first response is What? which is a sign he’s definitely about to lie his face off.
Everett: Well thats just impossible because I physically cannot fit in a bed with four people.
Airtight logic. Wow.
Im sorry, but Id trust Stephen over my own boyfriend. And Ive never even met Stephen (a sad but true fact).
Lindsey: Did you bring me a coffee?
Everett: I brought you something better *pulls out a sunflower*
Id be like bitch but where my coffee at tho.
Cristina says she loves to break a story which is a fancy way of saying she loves to gossip.
Just when you think Stephen cant get any better, he stops a workout to puke in the bushes. Honestly Im a little concerned for myself due to how much Im stanning for this random man.
Kyles like Theres two weekends left, Im a single guy, its a marathon and theres no quitting. I think thats what Kendrick Lamar meant when he said I pray my dick gets big as the Eiffel Tower so I could fuck the world for 72 hours.
Lets take a moment to discuss Lindseys shirt.
“Fridays we be like squad goals”? It’s so bad I’m convinced it has to be satire.
Lauren: I feel like I need to have a conversation with Carl.
NO YOU DONT. You went to froyo and he went to one dinner with your family. It was one time!
Lauren: IDK where you got this assumption that I wanted some grandiose gesture.
Strong words coming from the girl who took her hookup of a few weeks to meet her parents.
Lauren: I dont hook up with someone for three weeks and then expect a proposal.
Nobody said you were expecting a proposal but we all think you’re expecting a relationship.
SURPRISE this convo ends in a kiss. I will begrudgingly give Ashley a +1 for predicting this.
Lauren: IDK if Carls crazy because he keeps coming back, or if Im crazy because I keep taking him back.
You. Its you. Youre the crazy one.
Everetts doing some fundraiser race thing that I cant reasonably make fun of. America! For the troops!
Damn this group of like 10 people raised over $25K? How rich are they?
I said I wouldnt make fun of this, but this race is a bootleg version of Thats all Im gonna say.
Did Ashley break her ankle without even falling? That’s impressive.
I was super into my fruit salad until Lindsey said together Everett and I can take over the world. THANKS FOR THAT. You owe me $2.79. (What I meant is, I threw it up. OK I’ll go fuck myself now. Mahalo.)
Oh my God if Lauren is gonna overreact that much over Ashley rolling her ankle she should talk to me after my twin tore her ACL. Ill spare you the details of that trying ordeal for me, but long story short I I lived. Against all odds.
So shes in a cast but her ankle is not broken
Do you really need training on crutches? You put them under your arms, you walk.
Ashley on the couch:
DAMNNN BRAD LEVEL 5 ADVANCED PETTINESS: Well you wouldnt have rolled your ankle if you were here in California.
Ashley is more upset over leaving her sister than about leaving her husband. #Priorties
I would rip on the fact that this group hired a party bus to go to a brewery, but Im honestly jealous. Are you guys gonna be in Montauk this summer? Pls tweet us if so.
Fuck a party bus, this is like a party jitney. Im dead.
Kyle holding an entire cooler of mojito for himself is my spirit animal.
Carl: What are you supposed to do on a party bus? They dont call it a chill bus.
Insightful.
Ashley: Lauren and Carl are PDA like theyre in seventh grade.
Also Ashley: I just want Lauren to find a guy and be married like, yesterday because shes really missing out on life.
And again, Ashley: What is Lauren gonna do without me? I dont trust her to make decisions alone.
OH MY FUCKING GOD, she is hooking up with a guy whos not that into her, shes not shooting heroin! Jesus fucking Christ, leave Lauren alone! (Yes, I wrote that in my head in Chris Crocker’s voice, in case you were wondering.)
OK but cmon Jaclyn WAS all up on Carl at the bonfire. Objective, non-alternative fact. Check my recap, I wrote it down word for word in the event that something like this would happen. Check the receipts.
Carl probably just came watching Lauren do that beer bong. Honestly, I did.
Actual footage of me when Ashley said Crashley:
STEPHEN IS BACK. WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? DONT EVER LEAVE ME AGAIN.
Jaclyn, you can join me and Stassi on team forever alone. Consider this your formal invitation.
Honestly, Stephen said what I was gonna say: Why do we GAF that people made out? Are we in the 4th grade? Let me know when someone fucks.
Damn has this shit really been going on for 10 weeks already? Jesus Christ. What has happened to my brain cells.
Everett tries to deny the bed incident.
Stephen: You said it.*Sips drink*
ScrewStephen really belongs on
Not even going to summarize this argument. Fuck all this, I side with Lindsey on this one. That shits hella inappropriate and Everett obviously knew it, otherwise he wouldnt have lied about it. BOOM. LAWYERED.
Cristina got cornered and shes forgotten what words are and her voice just went up like 3 octaves. Anddd that’s all for this week, folks.
Check out our Vanderpump Rules recap!
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Leave Lauren Alone: ‘Summer House’ Recap
Catch up on last week’s recap here!
What better way to continue the momentum from last nights unpredictable Oscars ceremony than with an episode of? Say what you want about Warren Beatty but I think we can all agree that years from now, will stand along with in the cultural zeitgeist.
As if losing best picture wasnt upsetting enough, now they tell me theres only 3 weeks left of ! How could they do this to me?
We pick up where we left off: Lindsey finding out about Everetts potential foursome.
She confronts him. Everetts first response is What? which is a sign he’s definitely about to lie his face off.
Everett: Well thats just impossible because I physically cannot fit in a bed with four people.
Airtight logic. Wow.
Im sorry, but Id trust Stephen over my own boyfriend. And Ive never even met Stephen (a sad but true fact).
Lindsey: Did you bring me a coffee?
Everett: I brought you something better *pulls out a sunflower*
Id be like bitch but where my coffee at tho.
Cristina says she loves to break a story which is a fancy way of saying she loves to gossip.
Just when you think Stephen cant get any better, he stops a workout to puke in the bushes. Honestly Im a little concerned for myself due to how much Im stanning for this random man.
Kyles like Theres two weekends left, Im a single guy, its a marathon and theres no quitting. I think thats what Kendrick Lamar meant when he said I pray my dick gets big as the Eiffel Tower so I could fuck the world for 72 hours.
Lets take a moment to discuss Lindseys shirt.
“Fridays we be like squad goals”? It’s so bad I’m convinced it has to be satire.
Lauren: I feel like I need to have a conversation with Carl.
NO YOU DONT. You went to froyo and he went to one dinner with your family. It was one time!
Lauren: IDK where you got this assumption that I wanted some grandiose gesture.
Strong words coming from the girl who took her hookup of a few weeks to meet her parents.
Lauren: I dont hook up with someone for three weeks and then expect a proposal.
Nobody said you were expecting a proposal but we all think you’re expecting a relationship.
SURPRISE this convo ends in a kiss. I will begrudgingly give Ashley a +1 for predicting this.
Lauren: IDK if Carls crazy because he keeps coming back, or if Im crazy because I keep taking him back.
You. Its you. Youre the crazy one.
Everetts doing some fundraiser race thing that I cant reasonably make fun of. America! For the troops!
Damn this group of like 10 people raised over $25K? How rich are they?
I said I wouldnt make fun of this, but this race is a bootleg version of Thats all Im gonna say.
Did Ashley break her ankle without even falling? That’s impressive.
I was super into my fruit salad until Lindsey said together Everett and I can take over the world. THANKS FOR THAT. You owe me $2.79. (What I meant is, I threw it up. OK I’ll go fuck myself now. Mahalo.)
Oh my God if Lauren is gonna overreact that much over Ashley rolling her ankle she should talk to me after my twin tore her ACL. Ill spare you the details of that trying ordeal for me, but long story short I I lived. Against all odds.
So shes in a cast but her ankle is not broken
Do you really need training on crutches? You put them under your arms, you walk.
Ashley on the couch:
DAMNNN BRAD LEVEL 5 ADVANCED PETTINESS: Well you wouldnt have rolled your ankle if you were here in California.
Ashley is more upset over leaving her sister than about leaving her husband. #Priorties
I would rip on the fact that this group hired a party bus to go to a brewery, but Im honestly jealous. Are you guys gonna be in Montauk this summer? Pls tweet us if so.
Fuck a party bus, this is like a party jitney. Im dead.
Kyle holding an entire cooler of mojito for himself is my spirit animal.
Carl: What are you supposed to do on a party bus? They dont call it a chill bus.
Insightful.
Ashley: Lauren and Carl are PDA like theyre in seventh grade.
Also Ashley: I just want Lauren to find a guy and be married like, yesterday because shes really missing out on life.
And again, Ashley: What is Lauren gonna do without me? I dont trust her to make decisions alone.
OH MY FUCKING GOD, she is hooking up with a guy whos not that into her, shes not shooting heroin! Jesus fucking Christ, leave Lauren alone! (Yes, I wrote that in my head in Chris Crocker’s voice, in case you were wondering.)
OK but cmon Jaclyn WAS all up on Carl at the bonfire. Objective, non-alternative fact. Check my recap, I wrote it down word for word in the event that something like this would happen. Check the receipts.
Carl probably just came watching Lauren do that beer bong. Honestly, I did.
Actual footage of me when Ashley said Crashley:
STEPHEN IS BACK. WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? DONT EVER LEAVE ME AGAIN.
Jaclyn, you can join me and Stassi on team forever alone. Consider this your formal invitation.
Honestly, Stephen said what I was gonna say: Why do we GAF that people made out? Are we in the 4th grade? Let me know when someone fucks.
Damn has this shit really been going on for 10 weeks already? Jesus Christ. What has happened to my brain cells.
Everett tries to deny the bed incident.
Stephen: You said it.*Sips drink*
ScrewStephen really belongs on
Not even going to summarize this argument. Fuck all this, I side with Lindsey on this one. That shits hella inappropriate and Everett obviously knew it, otherwise he wouldnt have lied about it. BOOM. LAWYERED.
Cristina got cornered and shes forgotten what words are and her voice just went up like 3 octaves. Anddd that’s all for this week, folks.
Check out our Vanderpump Rules recap!
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