It's currently 1 something in the morning and I'm high, ready to meet God and beat him at tic tac toe
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You know what? If Ash Ketchum was capable to become a World Champion after 25 years, then I capable to finish my thesis.
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Mifune is so funny like hes a guy probably in his late 20s or early 30s. he's got an adopted daughter, he just generally likes kids and wants to keep em safe and honestly shoulda just gone into teaching or somthin but decided on being a samurai. And then hes doing a job cus hes got a kid to protect/care for and then this annoying ass 13 yr old comes outta nowhere demanding to fight and will not stop trying to fight him. So poor mifune now has a 13 yr old rival that he DID NOT ASK FOR!!!
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Waking up to have another great week on tumblr . com
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Isaac: You? Defeated Apophis? Don't be ridiculous, who can you defeat with your pathetic rusty sword? Butterflies?
Farmer: The entire desert is drenched in the blood of corrupted serpents, and the bones I've collected from fallen monsters and your fallen comrades I use in a bonemill for fertiliser.
Isaac:
Farmer: Imagine what I would do to you :)
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Raon, threatening to destroy the world for the Nth time, be like:
Raon: "Don't f*** with me! I have the power of God-" (points at Cale) "-and anime on my side!"
Cale: (sweating) "No, wait-!"
Raon: (Dragonlord Powers Activate) "AAAAAAA-!"
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even lonely hearts need somebody 🌞
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Aemond sweetie what exactly was the plan here? You’re squaring up to a fucking dragon? That is unhinged babygirl. What you gonna do? Try and slap Meleys? Give her the old one two?
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Btw, one day Keith off handedly makes a vine reference or something (he’s learned of a few through osmosis. It’s mostly Shiro’s fault) in front of Romelle. She has no clue what he’s talking about and Keith is not ready to open the can of worms that is Lance and Pidge inevitably getting involved to teach Romelle pop culture references.
He tries to distract her a few times (he’s literally pointing at random shit saying “look over there!”) before head in hands he has to explain what the Christian god and anime are. He’s very tired
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