I had a REALLY weird dream. It was Rain World, I was playing it.
I was a pale Slugcat with blue eyes, and I had a green rotund pup that couldn’t decide how many food pips he had. Kept switching from three to five.
It was normal, until one cycle, something happened.
To set the scene, everything had a yellow tint to it. Everything. There were little spores floating around in the air, too. A soundtrack started to play called “ The popcorn plants must eat. “. It had lyrics I can’t remember, but it was essentially just the “popcorn plants” wanting to take over Five Pebbles so they can use him as a host to eat.
Everywhere, on every wall, was rot pustules colored like popcorn plants. They had tentacles tipped with blades, and they could see you. Not to mention the mobile Poprot that would run around like toedscool trying to stab and consume you. It was havoc.
Even worse! Is that in the midst of this! On the walls! Were just these?? Vulture grubs that I could only describe as KING vulture grubs.
THEY SHOT FIREBUG EGGS INSTEAD OF HARMLESS LASER BEAMS… AND THEYD JUSt???? crawl around on the walls??? real slowly but if they saw you they’d shoot five firebug eggs at you.
Moon was there, too. Just her puppet. Her body was transparent and said keyboard smash when you talked to her. I don’t blame her.
last night I dreamt that we were going to trick Zeus to let us free in exchange for some old golden artefact that we stole from him and my plan to distract him was to ask for a bobo (kiss), turns out Zeus looked like my baby nephew but my baby nephew said “nein” to the bobo so my plan didn’t work and we fell into a huge pond
I had a nightmare someone made a hetagame were Prussia accidentally let England's fairies escape his house and he had to go find them but he was convinced he was high as balls the whole time
yesterday in my dreams, kylian got married?? and it was so weird bc i was invited to the wedding (why?) but i couldn’t go.. and the bride had the name of a celeb but the name and the face didn’t match?? and it was a secret wedding so media was trying to figure it out and then it turns out he has a secret instagram account where only 200k ppl followed him and i was one of them. and he was making fun of the media on tht instagram and i was confused on whether he actually got married or not. in my head i was like “there’s no fucking shot this is real, it has to be a dream” and “pls be a dream” bc it was just so freaking weird.. anyways... i woke up and immediately checked the news
staying up to continue writing my thesis only to go to sleep later and get tormented by HORRORS, wake up at least every 40 mins sweaty af and twice as tired as i was falling asleep in the first place
Unnecessarily Complex Fit
Inktober Day 3 is for Hope!Hob who made the mistake of letting his ridiculous stranger pick his Hope threads rip (look its unnecessarily complex for Hob, and also me, because I am a tired worm)
Dream doesn’t wait 100 years anymore to visit Hob when he could just do it every night in his dreams, or sometimes at the New Inn and every time is always a surprise to the immortal which amuses the Dream Lord immensely. I’m obsessed with them help lol Print
Just had a dream where our oven started malfunctioning late in the evening after dinner. The stovetops started overheating and small flames started to appear. Out of fear, we ran out the door to our backyard and waited for it to explode.
Fifteen minutes later, the thing went but not in the way we expected. The oven blew but instead of a fiery explosion, it was just a loud boom, breaking the kitchen windows and neighboring windows downstairs (except the living room, sunroom, and foyer). When we went back in, it was smoky, black soot everywhere. The kitchen table was knocked over, the oven still plugged in, and very little sparks of flame left.
It was bizarre how it wasn't any more disastrous. In the end, we were still wondering how it started acting up like that. I mean, it's almost a decade old, but, we just assumed that... until my sister noticed something on the floor behind the oven while cleaning up. She started freaking out and asked me to come over.
Lo and behold... There were a dead pile of stinkbugs and the fried remains of a mouse lying there. No wonder it smelled like burnt oregano and roadkill.
????? LITERALLY TOXIC MARRIED STRAIGHT COUPLE "you should apologize for cheating on me in my dream >:(!!" ENERGY???? HELLO????????? THIS IS SO FUNNY I FELT LIKE HE OR KAI WAS GONNA SHOUT "THATS IT IM GETTING A DIVORCE" EVERY 2 SECONDS OF THIS SCENE