I've seen ppl say Ineffable Bureaucracy being canon wasn't in their bingo cards and it's funny because it's in MINE and I NEVER expected I would cross it out AND YET HERE WE FUCKING ARE

You wanna know what WASN'T in my bingo card????

A FUCKING DIVORCE

I can never be happy

24 is the most stressful show I have watched in a MINUTE and I still have 17 episodes to go oh my gods

It's so fucking good

Fueling my delusions about the Disney pin

s1 flower husbands: cute wholesome pining with a side of angst

s2 flower husbands: … whatever the hell this is

I DON’T EVEN UNLOCK MY PHONE, I JUST SEE THE OLD NOTIF ABT MISSA GOING LIVE, I GASP IN CELEBRATION THAT HE’S RETURNED THAT HIS MOVE WENT WELL, ONLY TO WONDER, TO ASK MYSELF, THERE’S NO WAY HE WENT BACK TO THE QSMP RIGHT? SURELY IT WAS A JUST CHATTING STREAM?

ONLY TO HAVE MY WORST OF FEARS CONFIRMED BY THE BIRD APP. OH THE MISERY.

I leave the qsmp be for one (1) day to study and secure my future and everything happens

IF I SEE ONE MORE COMIC OR EDIT OR PICTURE OR ANYTHING OF CROWLEY DRINKING HOLY WATER IM GONNA MCFUCKING LOSE IT 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

I was fine with ignoring the thirst traps but now the new “Tumblr Live” feature is showing me the profile pictures of irl belly kink feedism blogs on the top of my screen, and blocking the blogs doesn’t make them go away. I hate this new feature so much.

YOUR FUCKING WHAT

my favorite part of goncharov was when he said its gonching time and then he gondhfhskslsdfghhd

"Ive reached the point where im just about ready to walk up to trapper and reach my hand down his pants."

MOM????

i just had a mental breakdown over a new mutual with three blogs...

i followed @yourlovelychaosenabler then seen them switch to @anonbinaryweirdo , followed them there and made the connect that they're oliver, THEN got an ask from @st0pthatsgay and from the pfp i thought it was oliver so i answered the ask with #letters from: oliver, clicked on their blog and it was PURPLE! panicked bc i never clicked this blog before and removed the tag from the answerered ask thinking i mistakened them for someone else, asked for their name, got confused again when i saw the similar ask button and hu tao pfps, called myself stupid and realized they were the same, then somehow gaslit myself into thinking i was wrong again bc i just followed their other blog, who the hell has three? and why switch? just to see them comment after the fact that they were in fact oliver

............................

You seem like the person who watched Hamilton 4 times over and now just sometimes says “Eliiizaa!” Am I right?

just call me a slur next time

hmmm i wanna change my url & icon to match the wolf more but i really like the low poly bear :(

I had to make a small adjustment to my room and now I can’t sleep Bc my room is different and it’s making me uncomfortable😭😭