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sweaterrat · 26 days
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Take a breath, Leo.
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sowacream · 11 months
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He canonically hates having a lot of money. He charges such high prices that it's been said you'd have to sell drugs to hire him. He's referred to himself as a "freewheeling bisexual." He has never been serious in his life. He helped Marie Antoinette try to escape because a hot guy hired him to do it. He got drunk and stole a random guy's carpet. He's so bad at music he was banned from playing in most areas of Peru. He later got completely banned from all of Peru and has no idea why. He keeps changing his age based on what's most convenient. He badly needs therapy.
Magnus Bane really is the character ever
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haroldherald · 3 months
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need to kick him down many flights of stairs 💝💘💘💝💘💞💘💝💘💝
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inkcoveredmoon · 7 months
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my favorite thing about convex is that they’re literally just like that
you could ask ‘what are you?’ they’d say ‘partners.’ does that mean romantic partners? business partners? partners in crime? they won’t specify
they kill each other 10 times in 3 minutes but live together, they’ll call each other a bitch and a amazing wonderful person in the same breath
no one does it like convex
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fungusry · 7 days
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Stupid Kinitopet I’m fucking ballin’
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cinnamonbloom · 2 months
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cat's meow
i can tell all (most) of my cats apart by them meowing
Some of chirpy meows, some are big babies, some scream, some are soft, and some basically don't exist
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For example, this little bitch screams and then fucking just "meee?"
SIR
He's an example of a screamer and a baby
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sm1ling-dopp3lganger · 7 months
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S.TMNT HALLOWEEN SERIES PT. 22222222
Were-Mikey is officially donnnneeeeee! He’s all dressed and ready for his favorite holiday of the year where he can watch all his favorite creature features and dress like one too!-
I actually only started this series because I found a picture of 2012 Mikey in a werewolf costume and thought it was adorable, so everyone thank Mikey
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Fun fact!: S.Tmnt Mikey is a big horror movie fan! Especially with classic slasher films!
Next up!!: Count Raphula !
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jlalt · 5 months
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SORRY FOR DYING!!! I DID A LOT OF ART I PROMISE, I JUST FORGOT TO POST IT!! also did i mention i like pokemon now
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skillzissue · 10 months
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POV: you wanna do hot girl shit but apparently your still in recovery
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chipistrate · 3 months
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ugh. I want that stupid fucking hedgehog dead.
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kindercelery · 5 months
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Silly appendix guy from science
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HE LOOKS LIKE AN EMOJI FROM THE EMOJI MOVIE
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hypnotised-hazard · 1 year
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It's the 17th here yk what that means
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nightfallartta · 2 months
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Look at my baby, so damn cute and happy <3333
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bookish-library · 2 months
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YOUUUUUU *grabs badboyhalo and shakes his vigorously*
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xxxtoony-brosxxx · 6 months
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When gives sad tired man eye mouth bc yes
V silly
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creelby · 6 months
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she jake on my sterling til i eUhB uHhbhhH uEhh mOrnIngG dAiSy~!
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