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Every replaced mc au be like:
Replaced!Mc:The brothers and datables have replaced me because i have no proof that R/N or S/N have faking her injuried and *sobbing* they didnt know am overpower magical being that can beat R/N ass
Replaced Wally Darling!Mc au: Hahaha! me crying like a bitch? over a person who lied about me and got me replaced by the brother and datables bitch! i can blink that R/N or S/N out of existence unless they wanna be my love~ I DONT THINK SO
#replaced mc au#obey me replaced mc au#i dunno what the fuck i wrote#replaced au#Mc as wally darling
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I gotta say I did not expect I’d love Miles this much, enough to look up shit like Secret War and Civil War II reading order, and worse, subject myself to Bendis’ writing of all things (he’s the reason why I stopped being a comic stan 5 years ago. I were a DC/ Superfam fan. You know the beef was BEEFING). Like, my tolerance of that dude now only stops at him being one of Miles’ creators. So that better writers can do the kid justice years later. That’s it.
Like, why is the “r u and Ganke together haha” a whole shtick that comes up multiple times during his run? It’s so annoying and painful to read. Miles can go around being paired up with different girls but the moment THAT question came up you know he gonna be super defensive and >:( about it which, eh, just does not line up with anything else happening in whatever story is happening at the time. At all.
The only silver of light is that Miles actually never says he doesn’t like boys, he just denies ever dating Ganke. Like, he could just say he doesn’t swing that way and the question would have stopped, but he doesn’t. So I know he be running around kissing the punk-est boy in the whole spider verse, ha!
Idk I’m near the end of Bendis’ run and some of it r good but a lot of them put me thru excruciating pain (cringe) so I have to complain about it.
Did I mention I were a DC stan 6 years ago? I were a DC stan 6 years ago so this isn’t even my first rodeo with white dudes writing weirdest things in American comic, but I just can’t believe I got dragged into this again because Miles blinks his bambi eyes on screen and makes me want to rotate him in my brain so I need to know the lore of him in every medium, apparently.
#A POST COMPLAINING ABOUT COMIC? ON THIS BLOG?? AFTER 6 YEARS??#anyway#it’s so insane like I could actually go haha I know this trope i know these fucked up issues numbering I know how to skim through#an entire event I know how to make sense of these reading order like my comic nerd self is not dead it’s still there#this is all Hobie and MiIes’ fault I tell you#terrible terrible#but at least I get to pull out the i actually read the comics card if anyone ever lords over me about drawing fanarts of the movie#ha!#personal#genuinely think miles’ origin in the comic is so fucked up tho Aaron is a real piece of work there#and by that I mean a gaslighting horrible jerk#still dunno what’s worse being chased around by whole ass adults yelling he’s a mistake#or being in a middle of a civil WAR where again grown ass adults fighting OVER him and making his choice for him#wow dat was crazy#but Miles’ current writer is really good and I also enjoy reading him when he’s with the Champions#also b3ndis’ 2016 run is SO WEIRD like there are dialogues that just make you go#“yep a white man wrote this
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#mawile#bonus for the tailmaw under the cut. because it's a mouth so it may as well count as a face. and i did girafarig's tailface so its only fair#i expected this one to be. i dunno. somehow Different when ffp'd but this is what we ended up with. is this good#or bad? we may never know but it's certainly something. steel/fairy is a little bit nuts and this one also has a mega evolution#wait fuck i just realized i forgot to queue up mega sableye even though i literally acknowledged its existence in the tags hold on#hi i just queued up a bunch of megas i missed. including mega gardevoir. so. happy birthday#i'm gonna go get some breakfast before i die. y'all're gonna have a whole saga to follow in the tags of these ones#trynna piece together bouncing from tags to tags which ones i wrote when. bc i wrote the mega mawile tags before this one#and mega gardevoir is in their somewhere… hhehehehehe! what a mystery…
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Shang tsung doesn't need to be a "good guy" to be sympathetic or do nice or "good" deeds.
Y'all should understand that not everyone needs to be a hero to be redeemed.
That's some bullshit propaganda that y'all tend to fall for.
It's like that feeling of "if you pray to jesus,all you're sins in OUR eyes will be forgiven" type indoctrinated shit. Like no shade thrown,even as someone who is spiritual myself. I find people thinking that a villain in a story should become a hero in order to be redeemed,kinda suspicious.
Shang tsung,to me,has ALWAYS BEEN NUANCED. And already had benevolent qualities and traits. Y'all just only see one damn part of it because the writers suck at showing them properly.
Not to mention if a character isn't obnoxiously nice or mean,y'all don't pay attention to them.
It's like most of mk fans I've noticed,at least as of late. Feels like I'm talking to 3yr olds in media literacy.
So no. Shang tsung needs to be a NEUTRAL CHARACTER. not good,not evil,just self serving and even quite helpful as a tournament master as he is supposed to fucking be.
He is supposed to be that "keep your friends close,keep you enemies closer" type. He is the "the enemy of my enemies are my friends" type. He's scary intelligent,cunning,a master martial artist,a brilliant alchemist,and one badass mofo you do not wanna cross.
But most of all,he is courteous,a gracious host on his island,and his punishments are as great as his rewards. He does keep his end of the bargain,but he also gets compensation.
If anything you need to worry about earthrealms warriors more than him. Half of them now(due to piss poor writing) are hiding behind heroic deeds and false statements of peace yet they have unclean hands too.
With Shang tsung you know what you are dealing with,it's on the table. If you cant read the obvious,you are indeed a foolish one.
No matter what iteration of shang tsung you have. One thing is clear,made clear,and that is when you deal with him. You deal with the devil so to speak.
So if you're not smart nor prepared. That's on your ass honey. Not his. Do not blame him for your stupidity.
But if you know how to play the game,play chess with the serpent. And know these archetypes. Then you may have a better shot. But that's all on you.
Either way,in your favor or not. Do not blame him for telling you exactly what is needed to be said,not what you wanna hear. Honeyed words or not,there's always a sliver of truth and bitter pill of truth in his words. And he's good at making either people hate his guts or bow and worship him.
THAT IS WHY HE'S DANGEROUS. not because of magic,or experiments and other trival bullshit.
Nah.
It's because shang tsung is good at talking. Good at trades and making you believe whatever is what he wants you to see.
Even if it may go against him. He wants you to fuck up,get angry at him,attack,be unbalanced,so he can fuck your shit right up!
Holy shit this mans whole ass moveset is zoning and keeping you in a certain place in the stage even!
It's part of his whole damb character.
I could go on and on. But do not blame to serpent for telling you information for questions you ask him. You're the one who chose to bite his apple of enlightenment and knowledge so to speak.
Which is why the gods,titans,etc want these kombatants,warriors to be stupid. So they are easy to control,to get what they want.
Like it's glaringly obvious that mortal kombats story has these type of tropes and symbolism in it. But people are too blind,for various reasons. To see it.
I could get deep. It's a videogame,i know. It is what it is.
But the more i look at mk12/mk1 shang tsung. The more i feel its a missed opportunity to showcase these themes better for him.
Like holy shit dude. Shang tsung pointing out the hypocrisy of the gods. And whispers in our earthrealm warriors ears. And maybe convincing a few to join his side. Or even better. Our heroes,kung lao and mortal raiden to question liu kang and not blindly follow like fucking idiots. Sure just trust this dude right? Bruh.
Shang tsung is the only one with a brain once again. And i hate them making everyone else so stupid to make him seem better in the shithole plot of theirs. If you can call it a plot.
It burns me,that it's a waste of potential.
But i digress.
Anyways. Shang tsung,way more than an evil conjurer of tricks my dudes. Waaaaaay fucking more.
#mortal kombat#shang tsung#mini vent#mortal kombat shang tsung#mk12/mk1#mk12/mk1 shang tsung#mk1 shang tsung#mk1 2023 shang tsung#mk1 2023#like god damn it y'all love these type why can't you seem to write them better?!#y'all seem to take stupid pills around this shang tsung for why? like y'all wrote devil and luciferian characters so damn well....#why not apply that to shang tsung? like it's obviously right there in plain sight of what that is#ugh#i dunno guys i just feel there can be so much more for shang than “all evil” or “ all good” it's boring#like he doesn't need to change his whole fucking character to have sympathy or do heroic things ffs like let my dude be neutral!#i feel people throw around antihero too fucking much to a point that archetype lost it's meaning#he is by no means a fucking antihero nor will he ever be#if anything he's a tragic villain or just a neutral grey character period
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what if the gang went on a forbidden cities field trip but instead of walking by foot normally or hailing a taxi or two or something they just. took some cardboard boxes and cut them out to vaguely resemble cars and then walked around with those on their heads. like they walk down the streets of new york with car boxes on their heads and half of them are making goofy sound effects and stuff. (bonus points if they just head to mcdonald’s purely to go through the drive thru in cardboard box cars.)
#i wanna see wylie tiredly walking up to order a shitload of fries for the twins#and i also wanna see dex take one sip of mcdonald's sprite and be energized out of his mind for the rest of the day. shaky limbs and#everything. i also dunno if it'd be funnier if#the group organized car groups by height so the short people are in one car and the tall people are in another etc etc#or if they all just made one giant cardboard box car. and the tall people are holding the box cars way above the short people's heads#and the roof of the car is slanted and dysfunctional as fuck because of height differences#bro what if the mega car was painted as a schoolbus#and they just say it's a really awfully funded school field trip#that'd be kinda funny. really funny actually. i would die laughing if i saw fanart of this ngl#kotlc#keeper of the lost cities#kotlc fic idea#because i would also die laughing if someone wrote a crack fic about this#kotlc shitpost
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dear teacher,
i could not do the assignment because i had the most tender fucking dream about rex townsend and i am genuinely still weak in the knees about it for some reason im sure you understand <3
yours, toby
#clickonmedotexe#(steadying myself against the wall) ok. ok i get this mans simps now. i understand.. ok!! i need a refreshing drink. poured. all over me.#if i had a nickel every time i had a really vivid dream about a cas ship in which i was cas and the other person presumed i was asleep#id have two nickels. not a lot but its very funny its happened twice lol#i almost hope i get another one. ooo universe you wanna give me a casty dream so fucking bad. casley even? 😳#nvm i would die on the spot in that case#i wanna make art about this now but alas it involved my sworn nemesis#clenches fist.#kissing.#hi this post is queued this is future toby from a few minutes after i wrote it#im normal now. wow. dunno what past me was on. um. ignore this.
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Tiny little second-person Frerard thingie. 341 words so it's under the cut
How often have you done this now? Gone to him? Is it really his fault anymore, when you walk yourself right into his arms and beg for more more more? Is there really any innocence in you anymore, when you know what he’s about to do, when you know the routine by heart, when you could so easily step away?
It’s a craving, inside your chest, in your stomach, in your veins. You don’t feel alive otherwise, you don’t feel whole when you’re on your own, when the marks fade away and any hint of him is gone.
So you go to him, and you beg for it with your eyes, with your body, with anything but your words. You fear for the day he grows tired, for the day this little game isn’t fun for him anymore, when you have to step up and make this entertaining for him again.
That day isn’t now though, now is the same as usual, the same as every time subsequent the first. You hurt and you recoil and you cry but you stay near, you stay near until he’s had his fill and he kicks you out, and you’re left to piece yourself together and bandage yourself up and cry it out.
Nothing ever shows, nobody ever knows, but you do, and so does he. You can see it in his eyes when you cross paths, and you’re certain he can see it in yours too. You don’t know what he sees, whether it’s the desperation or the despair or the internal debate. But he must see something, because he keeps playing his favoured routine over and over.
And for now you stay like this, in his reach, in his circle, in his radius. And you think you’ll keep doing this, until your heart gives out or your blood becomes infected or until he decides it’s over. Until he leaves you broken and behind. Until then you knock on his door again and he lets you in and the game begins at zero.
#theres this thing i wrote many moons ago and never did anything with and this is the same vibe as that#its not explicitly frerard it could be anything but its written as a fucked little frerard thingie#frerard#frankie#uhhhh its ambiguous i dunno what to tag#dddne#fanfic
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Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: 龍が如く | Ryuu ga Gotoku | Yakuza (Video Games)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Kiryu Kazuma & Nishikiyama Akira, Kiryu Kazuma/Majima Goro
Characters: Kiryu Kazuma, Nishikiyama Akira, Majima Goro
Additional Tags: Crack, Angst, by which i mean crack devolving into angst picking back up into crack again, Zombies, Reconciliation, Hurt/Comfort, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, ah yes canon divergence my beloved <3, Past Suicide Attempt, the kazumaji is very implied BUT ITS THERE
Summary:
Kiryu pushes through a crowd of people just standing there like complete idiots, knocking a lady to the ground while doing so. He's not getting caught, no matter what he has to do to avoid it.
He runs out onto a bigger street - in his panic, he's not even really noticing which one it is - and hears more zombies drop down from rooftops and chase after him.
He rounds a corner, running so fast that he almost slips and bumps face-first into a man's chest. Kiryu is about to push the man over and trample over him in his frantic escape and fuck the consequences when he hears a familiar voice-
"Oi, what the fuck do-"
Kiryu's eyes meet Nishiki's and they both freeze in shock.
#guyyyyys i wrote somethiiiing :D#ah fuck im so tired anyway dunno what possessed me to write this but i did#and then it devolved into angst because of course it did#just realised i should have added the fix it tag on ao3 oh well#nishikiyama akira#kiryu kazuma#majima goro#yakuza#rgg#yakuza kiwami spoilers#yakuza kiwami#yakuza fanfic#my stuff#if tumblr doesnt save all my changes again i will kill myself \j
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breakdown
so tear off my skin
and break all my bones
i need this feeling
to escape from my head
so douse me in sin
and raise all my wrongs
set fire to me within
but i just won't drop dead
so throw me down
hear screams stuck in my lungs
while breaths come too short
and oxygen flees
so keep me on the ground
and break off my fangs
blood in my ears roared
and break down with me
tears fall as mist
we're all locked in a tomb
imprisoned in flesh
no escape from my head
chew on my fist
we're caught in no room
balance on that ledge
we don't drop dead
we're both the same
same person but you
look from outside
while i'm screaming into
silent chaos inside of my mind
we're not dead
#wrote this during or directly after a breakdown#and like#what the fuck was up with that#my writing#my poetry#original poem#i dunno lemme hear what you think#idk what i was doing#but i like it
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I really wrote 7500+ words for a fic I may never post lol
#my friend told me to go for it#and my niece said if it makes me happy do it#so that's what i did this evening#wrote fluff#will it ever be seen?#ehhhhh#i dunno lol#more at 11#toad rambles#fun fact#I haven't written anything in like six years#that was fun to find out#so what the fuck am i doing today#i have no fucking clue#ᕕ( ᐛ ) ᕗ#i'm just having a good ol time i guess#drawing garbage and writing shit hehehohohaha#it's fucking late and i'm going to sleep!
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playing p5t rn and one of the original characters (under the impression that the main antagonist is why the phantom thieves look like That) was like “damn it’s fucked up that you (ann) had to wear that costume” just so that she could get mad at him ooooooh persona 5 writers none of you are seeing heaven
#dunno if i can explain this eloquently but it definitely feels like snide jab at people who critique ann’s portrayal#“guys you don’t understand she WANTS to wear her incredibly revealing outfit that we put her in :(#and uhhh if you think we’re weird for doing that then just know that you’re denying her (the fictional character that we wrote) agency btw”#god i’m a sucker for tactical rpgs so the game’s fun do so far i guess#but it’s so sad realizing that the p5 cast brings me no joy anymore#nothing but dread and spite and exhaustion now#because no piece of p5 media has EVER done them justice and i’m losing the patience to put up with it ngl#what the fuck ever. erina is fun i guess#so is toshiro (specifically in the sense that i need him to be my housewife)#j txt
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Guess who finished every single page on the Submechanophobia wiki.
#I fucking DID IT BOYS#completed a thing!!!!#I did the math with a calculator and guess what?#I wrote 55969 words on this fucking thing!!!#I beat Nano on the awful fandom wiki of all things????#FUCK YEAH THOUGH ITS DONE#PROJECT COMPLETE#holy shit it's so rare I actually finish something that requires this much time like#holy shit????#look at me!!! finished it!!!#gonna double check everything for errors when I wake up but#:D IZ DONE#the waterpark animatronics page has a weird indenting thing going on but I dunno how to fix it and it's kinda funny#that text is exiting stage right!!#lmao I fucking DID IT BOYS WOOOOOOOOOO#clap and cheer for the meds helping me finish things for the first time in YEARS#executive dysfunction can get FUCKED#heeeheeeeee I'm so fucking happy about this you've no idea#sure maybe a few minor things here and there need touching up but its DONE#I've WON#ADHD be damned I FINISHED SOMETHING#hooray!!! yippie!!!#AND YES WHEN I SAY EVERY PAGE I MEAN EVERY PAGE I DID THE CHARACTERS - LOCATIONS - PLOT SUMMARY - EVERYTHING#FUCKING NAILED IT#I mean credit where it's due I merely touched up the summary#but EVERYTHING ELSE WAS ALL ME BABY CAUSE THERE WAS FUCK ALL ON MOST OF THESE PAGES#AND I REDID MOST OF THE OTHER ONES ANYWAY#AND WITH THAT#GOODFUCKINGNIGHT!!!!#/Exit stage bed/
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At this point I think I have to accept we’re not getting anything until Indigo actually comes out or very close to, sometime after the 21st. One part of me has reached the whatever stage while the other part of me is still like, what the fuck?!
Do I get it? Not really. But I haven’t been able to make sense of a lot of shit that’s been happening since the summer. I don’t think they do either given how last minute everything has been.
I hope someone makes a documentary years after BTS disband that does an insane deep dive into them that includes this era because I would be fascinated to know what the game plan was. Since we’ll never know from the company and I don’t see any of the members doing a tell-all. Even though I would live for that, a book or otherwise. Specifically from Namjoon’s perspective ‘cause I think if anyone would write a good book it’d be him.
#Sab talks BTS stuff#like is everything a mess because they (HYBE/BH) were hoping for enlistment exception and the members finally decided fuck it#or is everything a mess because they always knew they wouldn't be exempt and instead the members got burnt out?#and finally decided to temporarily take a break to prioritize the needs of certain members ambitions?#example: Hoseok#who pretty much everyone outed as wanting to take a break the most during FESTA so he could do his own thing#whereas Namjoon was and is clearly the most burnt out in trying to craft BTS' sound#in that he said he didn't know what the group had to say anymore#which frankly he knows exactly what should be spoken about but k-pop isn't for complex topics#hence why the rap line put those more difficult conversations into the lyrics of their solo works#BTS used to have more music with messages and that's when their songs were the best#they need to be bold again versus this cutesy pop that's devoid of any heart soul of thought behind it#because a GP only consumes it like junk food#remember when BTS wrote songs about class inequality? Yeah#and like BTS don't need to tackle topics that would make them hypocritical (since they're all rich AF now)#but there are still important things to create music about#anyway oh look I wrote a whole damn essay in these tags 'cause I dunno if it's worth making a whole post about
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#i still have a ton of screencaps left from the last ikerev story event but im not feeling well snd imexhausted so i think theycan wait tbh#here's a peak at zero bdau story (forgot which one i binge read em yest tbh)#but the fact that he has a bellybutton given his past and general existence is... quite interesting ngl#and yes that's what i kept focusing on lol#also the far right screencap is a painful phat mood oml#anyway uhh enjoy some shirtless zero ig lol#(almost wrote shitless instead jfjfjf]#ikerev zero#ikerev edgar#ikerev red army#l'hôtel.ikerev#ikerev.zero#bb not even having a last name makes me sad.. pobrecito.. hope he takes alice's last name then bc fuck tradition anyway amirite#(spoilers) in the new bday story i think it was where he gets all soft bc he likes kids but dunno if they can have i-#i never rly wanted any so i can't relate personally but.. given his whole health/lifespan thing.. it's kinda sad to think about#like he wants to settle down with alice whomst he loves and wants kids someday but it feels so risky to them too ay#& then his whole 'i hate my bday i was abandoned life sucks why do i exist' kinda thing he's still trying to shake off... do u need a hug?#🥺🥺🥺🤲🏻🤲🏻🤲🏻💙💙💙💙#off tangent asf bc when dont i;;;;#aerin.jpg#my post 📫#aerin.tagspeak#zero bday story sale#zero bday story spoilers#minor spoilers at that tbh
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(...Tumblr, what stupid bullshit change did you do this time. )
#/mobile#/it changed an old ask into anon despite the account being deactivated#/ what the fuck. Ahskfk#/ dunno when that happened but go back.#/ or is this bc I wrote in mobile.#/ooc
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Just wanted to drop by and let u know I broke down and I'm finally watching the Kenobi show bc ur blogging about it convinced me. Even though i have adamantly refused to watch any SW since D/isney+ started. Ahsjdldld it's so good. Obi-Wan is just so incredibly sad. And baby Leia is the best 😭 -Ben (kakashihasibs)
UR WELCOMEEJKLNSLKFLJKF obi-wan and leia's dynamic is literally everything to me i love them sooooooooooo much
#kenobi show my fucking beloved i would apologize for being incredibly annoying about it#but i am NOT SORRY AT ALL i love what they did w every one of the main characters (obi-wan/leia/reva/vader)#and im not gonna shut up abt it any time soon#dunno if it's the comic fan brain still hanging onto me but the fact that they did not commit any character assassination at all#and in fact wrote obi-wan very well <3 thank you star war for giving me this one single thing#stars war
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