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the-official-account · 1 year

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You cruise, you lose - a liveblog

OHHHH IRIS STARTED WAAAAY BACK

OH MY GOD THERE ARE MULTIPLE EPISODES OF THESE GUYS.

NEW BLORBOS???? I HAVENT EVEN STARTED YET BUT IM SO EXCITED FOR THIS

A DISGRACED FORMER POKITICIAN WITH DEEP REGREEEEEEEEEEEHEHEHEHEHEEHEHEH

WHERE IS THIS DRAWING OF HIM????? I NEED IT? OH MY GOD

what IS Kevin cats—HOUDINI?????

"he/him but he doesn't give a shit" is one of my favorite pronoun sets tbh

CAEDWYNS VOICE

The fucking jetskis. The fucking immediate joker. IRIS IS BAZED ON A FUCKING POODLE MOTH THOSE SRE SOME OF THE BEST TYPES OF MOTHS? we love people with an awkward past also.

AND HE JUST POKES THE TAR WITH HIS SWORD

What DOES asce look like...

ASCE IS FUCKING TWEEEEELVE????????

Oh shit I love him. I love him with my whole heart. What a fucking mess. I dont know what happening rn I just know it's fucking hilarious.

Okay but amorphous mound of tar is so gender.

Running ACROSS the tar?? 👀👀

"do you wanna do anything else on the ship?" "Just mourn. Regret." KKFFDSGJLJJFSSJKFDJ

ASCE HAS 3 AGILITY AND 4 PINACHE??? Holy fuck.

"caedwyn just sort of watches him go" the mental image is KILLING me

"and one last question, if there is a taragon, do they smell particularly fresh and herbal?"

"which wolf is funnier?" Is a question it is sooooo dangerous and yet I'm tempted to live by it.

ILA said "fire 😏 arms?" Jddkhdyk

"they're fine but the deck IS on fire" HDKDVSKDVDJ GOD.

Iris on a fucking rollercoaster rn CKSGSKSGSK YALL NEED TO STOP MAKING THE JOKES I MAKE

This eye thing is very cool.

"emerging from the bridge is a very tall man who also happens to be a skeleton with two legs"

"okay I am startled by this" HELP but also IGNACIO?????

I regret nothing about the order in which I've listened to this podcast I accidentally found the best way to do it

I ONLY JUST REALIZE WHY THE AORLD IS CALLED BICYCLE.

Instead of "we hid all the children" I heard "we hit all the children" and I got a good 3 second I was like damn???? Was that necessary????

"I would also accept presence persuasion" "OOOH uhh...no one respects me" GOD

I love that caedwyn is the party's "let's make MORE problems" pc

And tbh I might play space kings.......I've been looking for a system

HFODGDIHDN ASCE HAS BEEN ADOPTED

This episode has allllll the jokers

THE CHILDREN FUCKING VANISH?????

s.k.u.l.l.s......ANTI SUITS LMAOOO ITS THE SCIENCE KIDS AGAIN

Iris just nerding out with this child is SO funny

[Iris is 57]

ALBERTXANDER

Iris said "you're having an 'existential crisis' let me SHOW you existential crisis"

THE ABSOLUTE GYNAMISTICS HAPPENING IN MY MOUTH RN TO NOT CHOKE ON DINNER BECAUSE OF "I WOULD LIKE TO WHIP A FULL BOTTLE OF CHAMPAGNE AT HIS HEAD"

Okay this is a meme and ik Alex is a child but at no Successes I immediately started imagining "I'm a fucking whore, you idiot"

ASCE IS ALLERGIC TO MAGIC???? BESTIE YOU ASS NEEDS SOME ZYRTEC

Asce is trying SO hard to stay twelve

CAEDWYN FUCKING HAYES CHILDREN IM FUCKING DEAD.

"if you see a wall, no you don't, you have a sword" NCKSGSKDVSK????

HOLY SHIT ELEVEN SUCCESSES????

This episode was ducking perfection. I don't regret doing the quiet year series first but fuck I still wish I got to it sooner it was so good

#legendary #edil chats #edil liveblogs three of hearts #three of hearts #three of hearts pod #i have been busy and have less time to do stuff like this :(#like ive been wanting to update the fluff fic since....well since the last update #but i'll get to it!

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yuzenji-archive · 4 years

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Please bless us with more idol s/o hcs pleaaaaase 🥺🥺🥺 with kageyama bokuto and oikawa I'm begging it's so good

FUCK YEAH OH MY GOD I LOVED WRITING IT RNWKWKWK

TOBIO —

he thinks ur so strong that ur even able to get thru ur training period and now ur doing what u love on stages and singing/rapping/dancing like holy shit !! hes super proud of u

always listens to ur albums whenever it comes out and he buys ur albums too <33 on da lowkey tho bc he probably hasnt told his teammates that his partner is an idol

lets be real his pc pulls are probably so lucky bc theyre always ur pcs LMAO

wishes to attend ur group’s fansigns but hes honestly super busy wit his professional games plus he aint got da money to buy 100+ albums to get into ur fansign but

sike he actually ended up doing just that and the fucker got in ur fansign and i swear this blueberry headass is a blushing tomato

tbh the fans who got in the fansign are probably whisperin and gossipin about him bc hes handsome <333

i swear the second he sits in front of u HE SHORT CIRCUITS!!! like wtf ur so pretty how are u so pretty i mean u have always been so so attractive to him but like wtf u look so good

he stuttered a lot and he was just losing his damn mind over it ngl

i wanna say he probably has concert merch but u didnt hear that from me <33

KŌTARŌ —

OMG HES UR BIGGEST SUPPORTER LIKE WHEN I TELL U THIS BOY PROMOTES U BETTER THAN UR COMPANY I FUCKIN MEAN IT

hes CONSTANTLY making his friends listen to ur music and he shows u off like non stop OMG

sometimes he gets a little out of control especially in public when he sees u in like a kpop store and ur mv is playing on tv he just yells “AKAASHI LOOK MY BABY IS ON TV!!”

the people in the store looks at him like ohhh yeah haha ur partner ur delusional and he just forgets that not a lot of people know ur dating him, only his friends, ur family and his family knows

an avid collector i just know he collects ur shit all the time

has the worst pc luck ngl 😗 (he doesnt hate the other members i swear he just loves u aight)

whenever u visit u give him like a very special polaroid that no one has ever seen before snd that holds EXTREMRLT special value to him like he displays that shit and just admires it

hes extremrly proud of what u do and just supports u nonstop i swear he never shuts up about ur career and hes just so so whipped for u its actually insane

kōtarō = ur biggest fan

he tried to participate in events that ur in but he cant so he watches available streams on it

his fave event is always isac (only if ur group is participating in it bc some groups dont/only a few members participate!!) bc u get to play sports or whateva

he gets sulky when he sees things like “omg y/n and x are so cute pls date” and that ruins his mood so keiji has to remind him that kōtarō is ur boyfriend and u wont leave him for another idol

hes passionate and always always ALWAYS streaming ur stuff and he watches ur vlives too

as u can see, ur biggest fan

TŌRU —

i can see him as the lowkey kind of guy but really ur everywhere in his room

only hajime has seen this side of him tbh and tōru is not ashamed that he has his fanboy moments

super busy so he cant really do much but watch ur shows a bit later than the release

knows the fanchant and chants them i just know he does this shit i swear

if he were to collect stuff ,, it’d probably be shit like signed albums, polaroids and stuff idk hes an expensive man ik he can afford $100-$300 polaroids

collects albums and streams ur entire discography on a DAILY

but this doesnt reflect his actions outside his room LMFAODMWKKSKS

this one time he actually got lucky and got in the fansign and ur fans were talking about how handsome he is omg he probably trended on twitter as good looking boy in [ur group]’s fansign

has had rumors about u and him and the second ur company confirms ur in a relationship with tōru everyone was celebrating ohoho

he doesnt ever tolerate negative comments about u and has no problem calling these bitches out 😚

probably has said shit like “aight i’ll see u in court”

he has better and faster legal actions than ur company yes im calling ur company shit bc they all are (except kq i love kq)

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urlneverheardofit · 5 years

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Overthinking Pathfinder: Octavia and Reg.

This poor woman my god.

She mentions (if i remember correctly) that her mother was the elf. But (spoliers) her mother says it was her dad. Her mother also has the height of a gnome so what went on over there?

Her mother can burn in the deepest pits of hell.

In my playthrough, I sided with Reg on chasing the slaver. Linzi mentions that she thinks leaving the slaves behind, changed her, depending on what happens with her mom (I havent sided with her before.) If you side with her on that first choice. I think she responds much more level-headed to her mother. Rather than burn the building the building to the ground. Which struck me as a very Reg-type choice, even though she gave her mom a chance to run.

Reg had a very Octavia-type response to his tribe in contrast. Still murder-y can see why he did it and he was much calmer about it than I expected.

As much as they were influenced by each other Octavia seems much more able to get out of his shadow than Reg is able to get out from under hers.

If you romance Reg (since the thought of dating a girl. Fictional or no, freaks me out a little. If you're into it, have a blast but I personally, super straight.) She waits to end it until shes sure you're there to help him through it. She was worried that without someone to see through his prickly nature and into his softer nature, he would have no reason to keep going.

She unlike Reg, had her stuff together, she always seemed to know what she wanted to do with her freedom, but wasn't sure if she would get there. Reg again contrasts her in that he was determined to get them free, but didnt plan for what to do with it. Which causes problems later.

How in the hell did she get through a life time of slavery and abuse and such, without getting pregnant. Is there a cantrip that acts as a contraceptive? Who taught her it? Since a baby would be a great way to keep her (and consequently Reg) under control for the Technic league.

She comments that she gets up about an hour early to get herself all prettied up for the day, but there are a couple inconsistencies with that 1) make up doesn't exist. 2) as someone with curly hair, that used to be longer than hers, you dont really brush it, to get it to look the way you want it to. You either wake up with it or rip it all out trying to brush it that way. 3) there's a cantrip for that

Unless she's with the PC she doesn't really seem so eager to get into a new relationship immediately after Reg. Which makes sense for her to want to enjoy her freedom without worrying about someone else, for a while at least.

Reg says that he got skinned alive to keep Octavia out of harms way, which is most likely true, but how much did he actually take for her? Both mostly agree that Mastero gave Reg tats and taught him how not to kill himself before letting him do his thing, but that Mastero put a lot more work into Octavia. Its one thing to get skinned by the guards of the barracks but another to have a creepy slaver old(er) man making you spend hours of the day alone with him. Not to say Reg didn't get his share of unwanted advances (which I personally think grew into his bdsm kink when he got older. Also why he hints at him getting lashed by Bartholomew's whip.) But how much did he have to witness of Octavia's "training"? How much did Octavia tell him?

While they never actually use the word 'rape' their entire backstory screams it and it manifests. Despite being the optimist of the two, Octavia wants nothing to do with being anybody else's. Even if its coming from a place of love. (Reg calls it the diffrence between your boot versus your heart.) Whereas Reg, grew to love it in a way. Not Stockholm syndrome by any means. But hes grown to like being 'punished' and actually actively seeks out getting the living daylights beaten out of him outside of the bedroom. (I.e. he gets into a fight with Val for no apprent reason but will back down if you tell him you can arrange an ass-whooping later if he wants it that badly) both approaches got them through it but left them both with the philosophy that consent is the most important part which is true but they learned it first-hand.

Octavia and Reg towards the end of their relationship both proved that they could set aside their differences, Octavia much later than Reg (if you go with Reg at least) Reg proves he loves her enough to let her go if it makes her happier, if you tell him to go chase her and apologize after they break up he says no and says its better for both of them. Octavia makes a much more influential choice but both are important. Hella spoilers so skip this paragraph if you haven't gotten to the end of the game. Octavia gives her life to allow Reg to get a chance at a future with the PC when they get put in Nyrissa's trap (which I thought that one was arguably the most cruel.)

While Octavia is a half elf she is a lot more stable than certain companions (cough cough).

Octavia is also a lot more tolerant, compassionate and kind than many of the others, offering to share her rations with Amiri, supporting Amiriin her quest to prove women are just as capable, encouraging linzi when shes struggling and even putting off her own freedom to make sure Reg was going to be okay if she went a different way.

She loves Kolbolds?!?

I promise I tried to make this more about Octavia but im sorta the opposite of most people on that. I've noticed most people see Reg as a tag along to Octavia, but I haven't seen as much of her individuality without Reg's enthusiasm, since the latter was my security blanket lol. So she tends to be my tag along to Reg

#pfkm #pfkm spoilers #no really #spoilers #beware!#regongar #octavia #reg is my homeboy can you tell?#rip octavia's sanity #rant #if the nobody who wanted a part 2 to my reg post. here you are #am i really allowed to talk about the consent part of this?

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