chris keeps you secure and warm in his arms as the two of you go on a ghibli marathon. he snuggles in closer, lips pressing against the crook of your neck for the tiniest of pecks before he plans another one further up it--just behind your ear. he cuddles you again, eyelashes brushing against your skin as he lets out this blissful sigh.

"comfy?" you tease a little, and you feel him smile against your skin.

"mmhm," he wraps his arms around you a little tighter, leaning back into the couch even more. "you?"

you squirm just a little to readjust, and relax into him as you enjoy the warmth of his embrace. it becomes just more apparent how badly the two of you needed a cozy, happy movie night like this. "mhm. i'm perfect."

"i know," he giggles. he reaches toward where the blanket has slipped, and carefully readjusts it so that the two of you are nice and snug again. "it's okay if you fall asleep, by the way," he mumbles. "i've got you."

(he falls asleep first anyway. he always does, but you're never far behind when you listen to the sound of his heart beating in his chest. maybe you'll pick the movies back up another day.)

Hiiii i didnt know wether ur request r open or not, if its not them im sorry and you can ignore this request. Can i request dating headcannons for Opera-san from Mairimashita!Iruma-kun? If you dont want to then its ok, you can ignore this request!

luv ur works! <3 remember to stay hydrated and eat 3 meals a day!

it's actually closed but this made my day, giggling just thinking abt it heh so here ya go 😚 awww thank you so much for loving them!! im honoured 😭🙆‍♂️ i will!! you too anon, please stay healthy n take care of urself <33

dating headcanons

opera x reader (no prns) • 0.6k

romantic; fluff

[ self explanatory title , opera's a little soft bcs yes , cw cussing ]

m!ik masterlist | main masterlist

─does that thing where they would ask for the time you wake up and sleep just so they could text you good morning and good night 🥺

─opera's love language is acts of service bcs i say so

─they love to spoil you!!!

─from letting you sleep in for five more minutes to smtg like

─bathing you and washing your hair themselves when you come home tired, wordlessly massaging your shoulders as you doze off in the bathtub

─also a little mean teasing shit. the funny (or lowkey scary) thing is opera teases with a straight face. straight up spitting lies as if they're facts. if you're oblivious, goodluck figuring out if they're actually being serious or just teasing.

─"y/n, i've heard a rumour that if you don't kiss a certain red-haired butler, iruma is going to hate you and won't talk to you ever again."

"that's not true, he would never do such a thing─"

"you're saying i'm lying when i literally spend day and night in the same castle with him? wow, y/n, i expected better from you."

─they did get their kiss in the end so it all works out i guess ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

─also the type to play around with hair if you have them. you'll do cute and weird hairstyles on each other during sleepovers awww omg imagine opera w the cat ears hairstyle hfffffjjf

─speaking of sleepovers, would definitely be into face masks n shit but only views them as a "privilege/sleepover thing" if that makes sense

─mostly the big spoon but that's because they like to come in bed later than you, checking buttler stuffs for next morning yk, but if they're having an off day tomorrow, would definitely ask to be the little spoon and your heart just squeezes when their ears do that happy flap 🥺😭😭

─your dates are either staying in or some low-tension stuffs like picnics or having a walk through the streets at night kind of thing, they just like to hang around with you and listen to you talk and ramble :') <33

─loves it when you give them a headpat, like one where you do to actual cats

─they just grab your hand n brings it to their head and you ruffle. the first time iruma and sullivan saw it, they dropped their knees to the ground bcs OPERA PURRED??@$$?&

─when you're having a bad day, opera's ears are down all day :( they feel so bad when you feel bad, what's this. their sweetheart not feeling good? oh no :(

─go to extreme lengths to make you feel better (as u fucking deserve yeah!)

─mf bought a new comforter just so you can lie down comfortably in bed bless sullivan's debit card amen 🙏

─doesn't let you move at all like you wanna go to the kitchen? no need to worry. opera will bring the kitchen to you instead 🫡 *not sure if it'll show but its supposed to be the salute emoji

─spoon feeds you :( <3 and yk the thg they do when they sing a lullaby and pat iruma's body to sleep? yeah, they do that shit too. except they're lying beside you because what if a certain bald demon decides to disturb you in your sleep by being loud? no way they're letting that happen🤕

─also LOVES giving you nicknames 💔💔💔 more so the slightly corny ones lmao

─the thing is they do it so smoothly and with their blank signature face even you didn't notice it the first time.

─"do you prefer something light or heavy for tomorrow’s breakfast, lovebug?"

"_ would be nice─ wait what"

─opera's fav place to kiss is your fingers sighs just imagine you talking to them as they play with your fingers and hum as they give each a delicate peck. also has a habit of kissing the inside of ur hands when u cup their cheeks WAHHH 😭😭💗

okay that's it im going to stop here before i go insane and cry more bcs opera's not real </3

heyyy, hope you’re having a good night!! if you have the energy and feel okay answering, what’s up w taz graduation? i haven’t checked it out yet but i was thinking ab it. just asking bc you’re the first person i saw talk ab the show having serious issues, but also feel free to not answer this!! hope you have a good week!

i took a nice hot bath, had a strawberry kiwi capri-sun, and did a nice face mask and i’m feeling pretty good - so, y’know what anon? let’s talk about it. 

for anyone who likes taz grad who sees this post: it’ll be tagged with “taz grad hate” (although i feel hate is definitely a very strong word - it’s for the simplicity of tagging it) - so please block the tag if you don’t want to see this post (especially because i put a readmore on a post before and it didn’t show up on mobile and instead gave the full post). mobile tumblr has a tag blocking system, so please feel free to use it! i don’t mind haha

anyway, so this is... probably going to be a lost post, and i wanna go ahead and preface it: this absolutely isn’t any hate on the mcelroys themselves. i love the brothers and their dad a lot, and while i doubt any of them would ever see this (or have it sent to them, or shown to them, because im pretty sure they try to distance themselves from this sort of thing), i just want to make it clear that criticizing a product is different than bashing a person. which brings me to the point of if i do end up sounding as if im bashing someone - please call me out on it! it’s not my intention to target anyone.

with that said, let’s talk about this campaign.

so my problems are as thus: the railroading, the shipping (a fandom problem, but it’s present in the podcast), the NPCs, and some misc problems others have addressed better than i have.

which. i know. that’s basically the entire podcast. (i promise i’ll bring up some positive points to balance it all out). keep in mind i’ve only personally listened to... what, six episodes? and it was enough for me to drop it. some people dropped it first ep, some dropped it ep four, and others are still forcing themselves to listen.

the railroading

there was a time i could handle travis and his railroading [making sure the story goes exactly the way he has planned], because it was the very beginning of the podcast and that’s what you can kind of expect from a plot-heavy podcast. hell, i wouldn’t mind it if the interactions and goofs weren’t a huge part of why i listen to TAZ in particular (which, by the way, is why amnesty still stuck out to me - even if there was a direction griffin wanted to push them towards, the interactions between the players (or players and npcs) made up for any railroading). it’s kind of hard to not railroad a little when it’s story-heavy and you’re trying to built up a world that you’ve put a lot of thought into. however, a huge part of d&d is the spontaneity. 

it’s kind of why i think balance was so popular. while there was railroading towards the end, there was the presence of improv that made it all good. most mcelroy content is enjoyed because of the goofs. the magic brian moment is memorable. the jenkin’s fight still stands out because it was funny (albeit a result of some bad rolls). the boys teasing angus sticks out because the four would play well off of each other. even without that - griffin had talked about how he had to roll with things (the fact he had planned for a fight atop the train, but ditched the idea for what his family members came up with instead). even in amnesty, a couple moments that stick out to me still are ned with the jetpack taking out a pizza hut sign, and the scene with the water where jake was trapped inside. they aren’t as fun, but they still stand out as “things i didnt expect to really end the way they did.”

with grad, it’s just. one after another. the thundermen want to subpoena a xorn? cool, let’s run with that until actually the xorn gets fed rocks and goes home and who cares about the subpoena now. fitzroy wants to keep his cloak? lets talk about it for a while and you also get no rolls to even try to keep it. fitzroy goes to meet higglemas in his office? oh, why are you here fitzroy? im going to keep asking you until you answer fitzroy? you arent getting out of this scene until you answer me, fitzroy, so just tell me why you’re here already, alright, fitzroy? 

and even later in a episode i read a transcript of: hey argo, remember how you have this whole secret motivation? fuck you, im gonna talk about it here in your dream and reveal it to listeners and remove any tension you had building up, and you dont get a choice to talk about it because this all-knowing villain knows all about it :)

and even NOW in the latest episode, there’s a comment that “we should cap argo’s skills here” instead of just... making the checks higher. rogues are good at certain things and usually arent the best in battles. better hope argo never makes it to level 11, because who knows how people are gonna handle the fact that he gets a skill that’ll make it so certain skills can’t have a roll below 10 (reliable talent). 

(griffin, thankfully, calls travis out for that, but still - travis, why would you even imply that, considering you should be aware of how rogues work considering magnus multiclassed into rogue and you played one on tiny heist?)

and in the newest episode, their Big Bad chaos (which, god, i personally hate that name) straight-out says “dont do this” to the thundermen. travis tries to say, on twitter, “a character saying “dont do this” is different than me saying it” but i need to point out that it’s one thing if you’ve said “no” in character but worked with the PCs doing otherwise, but the railroading says differently.

the shipping

ill try to make this quick, because it’s nothing to do with the fandom (ship however you want, man) - but i really feel the need to draw attention to this.

fitzroy, as confirmed by griffin in a ttazz episode, is asexual. not aroace, but ace nonetheless. and i find it... troublesome that the idea of rainer and fitzroy having a relationship is still pushed nonetheless, despite the fact that fitzroy (to my knowledge) was never once shown to reciprocate any feelings. not to be that person, but i really hope that grad doesnt have any sort of romantic relationships in it (at least - not between NPCs and PCs unless they’re actually like... warranted?). 

i dont know, man. one of my closest friends is ace, and i know she wants a relationship, but i think it would reassure her a lot to see an ace character who isn’t pushed into one in case she ever changes her mind. someone once mentioned that they hope fi/tz/ra/in doesnt happen because theres relationships that have that “oh, you can just date” and it goes upwards there to “oh, you can have sex just to please them <3″  (which, to be honest, is kind of a gross mindset - if someone isnt interested, they arent interested).

also, uh, the TTAZZ where griffin states this, there’s kind of the mention tht the whole sexuality question was posed in relation to the episode “creative thinking” (the dream one i mentioned earlier) - which. uh. i don’t know if anyone caught this, but... rainer straight-up wrote fitzroy a letter in the dream like “are you going to accept my proposal? a girl doesn’t like to be left waiting” which. leaves me with some gross feelings because uh.

if... if the whole thing about fitzroys sexual orientation was addressed here, then why would you push your ship anyway? feels kinda iffy, man.

to which i want to say: fitzroy can date. he’s allowed to date. griffins allowed to do whatever he wants with his character. but when a lot of the flirting is met with nothing, i’m not gonna see the chemistry there. just because travis ships it doesn’t mean it’s canon.

the npcs

ah yes. lets talk about the npcs.

there’s... a lot. a lot a lot. i think travis trimmed down how many were present in a scene, but uh. there’s still a lot. and... uh... i kinda wish there wasn’t?

look, i know im going back to balance/amnesty, but just. hang in there for a moment. chill with me. vibe. 

balance didnt have too many NPCs present at all times in each mini-arc. gerblins had some big names like barry, klarg, gundren, killian, yeemick, and magic brian. rockport limited had angus, jess, graham the juicy wizard jenkins, and all of the tom bodetts mentioned. 

amnestys first arc had mama, barclay, jake, dani, pigeon, kirby, minerva, and that was about it for like. big names? and not all of them were present in each scene. 

in the first episode of grad alone: gary, hernandez, jimson, rolandus, zana, rhodes, buckminster eden, rainer, leon, tomas, hieronymous, higglemas, stuart, jackle, bartholomeus, mulligan, groundsy, germaine/victoria/rattles (the skeleton crew). and those are the ones i wrote down (minus groundsy, who i just. ignores. idk him).

like holy shit, my english prof got onto me for having too many characters in my first chapter and i didnt even have half the amount listed there! 

it’s just a huge cast. does this take place in a school? yes! theres bound to be a lot of students present - but you don’t have to name every single one of them, at least not in the first episode!

the miscellaneous

i don’t know if travis ever actually addressed it, but wheelchair users have actually like... said that rainer’s introduction bothered them, because she was like “please ask me abt my wheelchair :)” when travis saying she was in an ornate chair would have sufficed. 

uh. the colonization vibes people have discussed within the centaur arc. mentioned here, the replies here, and this post (and its replies) here as well.

the overall lack of d&d when the campaign was kind of advertised as a return to d&d if i remember correctly

also no one seems to be taking literally any criticism at all which like. ignoring the petty shit, sure, but people have stopped donating to taz and their listener-ship must have dropped some during this entire time - you’d think that maybe someone could say “we need to find out why people dont like the thing and fix the thing” consider this is. yknow. their livelihood.

anyway uhhh 

tl;dr: travis railroads way too much (even now), the shipping in-game has become pushy and gross (especially bc its shoving a relationship onto an asexual character), theres too many npcs that dont stand out well enough, and no ones taking any criticism about the major issues with grad. 

oh finally ur here bitch u got a dollar ?? so i can go buy some LOVE AND AFFECTION ,, open ur purse i kno u hav it !!! anywaysjkhskehjks tiktoks literally making up my entire identity aside ,, hi ! i’m mira , im 19 nd its so nice 2 meet yall !!!

♡. jung haein. cismale. he/him. — there goes ARTHUR KANG, who appears to be a TWENTY-NINE year old VAMPIRE. word is the ELEMENTARY TEACHER was born in 1991 and has been in town for A YEAR. you might know them as + SINCERE  and - RETICENT. stray paint on his cheek, smiles dipped in sunlight & gold, late nights through winding streets, polaroids of anything & everything covering walls. 

life b4 the vampire stuffz

so arthur was born to a Human single mom nd had a little sister younger by 9 years who he adored Very Much , and they lived in a small apartment above his mom’s restaurant . they weren’t like ... Totally Rich ? nd they had their struggles,, but arthur was always v content nd happie w his life bc he had his mom nd sister nd thats what rly mattered !!

he was popular in school bc of his ~good looks~ nd also bc he was just a rly friendly nd dependable person !! nd he had his Fair share of confessions from both guys nd girls but he was always like “no sorry!! im not v interested in dating” nd then he’d go home to his mom nd his little sister nd when he was done w all his schoolwork, he’d help out at the restaurant

his mama always complained abt the Swarms of fans that hogged tables at the restaurant nd it was in good nature !!! but arthur had to go convince his fans 2 buy smth so his mom wouldnt throw a towel at him

arthur graduated high school nd decided to get into teaching bc he just loved being able to see the way his sister’s eyes lit up when she understood what he was teaching !! he thought it was v sweet nd endearing :( <3 so when he wasn’t studying, he was working at his mom’s restaurant even tho she always told him to go away nd live his life JHHDJK

so . in college . while he was drinking w a few friends . he also realized he was Very Much Bisexual when he was looking at his guy friend nd was like oh thats rly nice nd then told his mom nd she jus patted his cheek nd said good job . 

anyways JHGHDK he graduated college , got that slappin degree nd got into teaching at a local but private elementary school !! so he was getting that coin !!! and this is the part where his life got turned upside down !!!

arthur met june when he was 28 . they had come 2 the restaurant and eventually, the pair struck up a friendship (mostly bc arthur was Intrigued that a vampire would eat normal food like he knew they could but he was like ... why tho ) . and june jus kept coming to the restaurant everyday . they became close, hung out after hours all the time, nd arthur was rly thinking like ... did he have feelings or is this jus a good friendship ?

anyways those feelings backfired bc the whole time arthur had known june,,, they’d been slowly exchanging their blood w his in hopes of turning arthur . why ? we dont know (it was for fun nd bc they Could)

so arthur . he turned bc eventually the magic took hold , nd june disappeared . in response , arthur locked himself up in his room nd tried to jus . undo what june did . bc he didnt want to live forever, but he didnt want to die either bc he still has friends around, and his family .

after the vampire stuffz ...

arthur was So Scared of hurting the ppl he loved , nd he tried to last as long as possible w/o feeding on animals or ppl nd isolating himself, but it just . didnt work . so arthur took himself out of his confinement, packed all his things nd left home for coeur cove . he never told his mom or his little sister , nd he feels Immense Regret for not saying anything .

a year in coeur cove meant that he took up a job teaching at the local elementary school, nd it was one of the few things that rly made him smile !! he also bought a polaroid camera , nd has a habit of just taking photos of everything that makes him happy bc hes licherlaly just terrified of living for a long time nd not being able 2 remember the small things

honestly he still hates the fact he’s a vampire but he jus doesnt think abt it .... arthur: we are Compartmentalizing laidease ... we do not See .

now hes just ?? hes jus vibing . hes still as sweet as he was back then but hes definitely a lot more ?? secretive abt a lot of things . he doesnt talk abt who he was b4 Turning :( bc hes scared to .. hes jus baby .. 

wanted connections

a frIEND .... listen these are limitless i want him to have FRIENDS but its just gonna be like ... no one knows Anything abt him before coeur cove nd he keeps it that way . but hes someone who will listen 2 ur problems and also get into the weirdest positions to take a good fuckin photo of u !!! (unLIMITED spots ....)

give him an Almost Romantic Relationship ... but they fell out bc he just never opened up JHSSJKSHJKS listen the DRAMA of that .. very sexy . (1/1 w/ katherine carter)

close friend .... this is the One Person . Or Two People . in all of coeur cove who know abt his past ... like . these are the ppl he’d consider a True Ride or Die . there’s som MAJOR trust for these ppl bc he liCHERALLY jus says nothing abt who he was (0/2)

neighbor(s) who put(s) up with arthur and the occasional loud noises that come from his apartment but no he aint smashing hes just very clumsy and has too much knockable furniture in his place 

give me like .... ppl who he Parents unintentionally . hes been taking care of his little sister his whole life,, hes an elementary school teacher .... ppl who hes gonna say “say bye bye bus” out loud to and then be Mortified for the rest of his life . but if ur ever sick he shows up w soup nd is like ‘hoW could u get sick do u not eat ur vitamins ??’

also u know what would be absolutely sexy . give me june . i actually should put a wanted connection for this but can u imagine the absolute DRAMA of arthur meeting the person who ruined his life . i think that’d b VERY sexy . anyways . im keeping this in mind 4 later jHSJHSHSKSJ

going off from the top one give me like . an enemy .... or like they jus cant fucking stand each other for some reason nd its like .. arthur when he sees them: oh :) . hello :). would u like 2 be dropkicked :) ?

anyways gOD ok my brain tiny but like.... lms if u wanna plot... u better lms or i’ll aggressively renegade on dash...

LIONA OR BUST

. — Liona: Send me a ship and I’ll break them DOWN

How did they they meet?

there was a collapse in a desert temple and sio’s bff / spirit sister nova saved her, and then literally right after they were surrounded by gerudo guards and gan and link and questioned for being suspicious. which they were but they arent. 

Who developed romantic feelings first?

siona !! she’s one of my crushes easy babbs and like 234354566 other people in hyrule she finds link v charming. 

Who is their biggest “shipper?”

gannova. its a joined effort. 

When did they have their first kiss and under what circumstances?

under A WATERFALLLL and it was v romantic. idk the circumstances probably everyone just chillin out after rough times.  

Who confessed their feelings first?

siona. and then she left bc she thinks link and zelda are destined to be together and she doesnt wanna try to fight destiny obvs. 

What was their first official date?

i think a fireworks show in kakariko village. festival games and fun foods and a light show seem right up their alley. 

How do they feel about double dates/group dates?

i don’t think they mind them at all ! i think they’re just happy to spend time together so however they get to. plus they love their friends to pieces so. 

What do they do in their down time?

im always puzzled by the question of down time bc i never know what constitutes a hobby and what constitutes like, an actual chore. uhhh but link likes horse riding and being robin hood, and siona spends a lot of her down time sleeping or following people around. or brewin’ chus lol. 

What was the first meeting of parents as an official couple like?

THEY DONT HAVE ANY. oh wait link has koume and kotake, i guess, even tho he’s adopted prince. uhhhh koume doesn’t like siona, and kotake does, but thats bc they’re aware of the trade off sealing siona and zelda away respectively to end the cycle of reincarnation. so i think koume thinks siona is a big problem. but in terms of official couple stuff. . . koume and kotake don’t care bc. . . link isn’t blood lol. literally it doesnt matter what he does. 

What was their first fight over and how did they get past it?

yknow i dont. . . really think they fight all that much, if at all. the biggest thing i can see them getting into tiffs about is link doin smth stupid and risky and siona havin to warp his ass out of it, but i think they just tend to laugh those things off. 

Which one is more easily made jealous?

SIONA. i mean, she’s really nice about it, but she definitely gets jealous of everyone and everything all the time, and not just about link. 

What is their favourite thing to get to eat?

e.v.e.r.y.t.h.i.n.g. they literally will eat so many things, i don’t think there’s a set favourite ??? maybe bread and jam, but on the massive spectrum of foods link eats and siona steals, i don’t know that they have one favourite. 

Who’s the cuddly one? What their favourite cuddling position?

both of them, i think. idk about cuddling positions though bc i think its pretty much a given that siona just starfishes on him so. not much room for options lol. 

How long do they wait before sleeping together for the first time? What’s the circumstances?

I HAVE NO IDEAAAAA. a good while, like decent, nice, respectable adults, but also actually probably in the twilight realm bc 1.) they’re stuck, and 2.) there’s a lot of time to talk about your feelings when you’re running away from the person you love. 

Who tops?

lonk - wow i didn’t say it depends for once LOL

Who does the shopping and the cooking?

both of them ! they shop together and link cooks. siona makes a p nice jam, though. 

Which one is more organized and prone to tidiness?

siona. she has a lot of personal research that requires a lot of organization, because brewing chu jelly down into useable materials requires paying attention or  . . . blowing up. and she’s trying hard not to blow up. 

Who proposes?

lINK. i don’t know, i don’t know if they have a traditional proposal so much as nice conversations abt being together forever. it just kinda falls into place w them. 

Do they have joined Bachelor/Bacheloette parties or separate?

i don’t think they’d have these? i think honestly, they’d just have a little celebratory shindig w friends and just get married or smth. 

Who is the best man/maid of honour? Any other groomsmen or bridesmaids?

NOVA AND GAN. that’s it, those are the only friends they have. 

Big Ceremony or Small?

i think it’s a small personal ceremony but probably a city-wide celebration bc even tho he’s not a blood prince he’s a prince yknow ??

Do they have a honeymoon? If so, where?  

THAT yeah seems like smth they’d do. if i know liona, tho they’re still pretty fresh, they’d probably hit a couple of places like goron city, kakariko - basically some places they can have fun, hit a hot spring, and eat a ton of good food. 

Do they have children? How many?

I THINK THEY HAVE.  . . two ??? i think it’s two girls, i don’t really know. (my sims have one girl so far and she’s blue w blonde hair so LMAO)

found your blog recently. going back, read your head canon that mirio only likes cute girls and made me sad :'( so, how would mirio react to overhearing an old female friend of his admitting to another friend of theirs that, while they have liked him for a long time, they dont even bother cause they know they arent traditionally cute or feminine and feel completely out of place, and are afraid of ruining their friendship?

( oh yikes anon lmao. )

| mirio; scenario.

well he’d wonder / worry / hurt over what sort of uncertainty she has that she’d feel ‘completely out of place’,,, presumably only bc he’s not romantically or sexually into her? if they are long-term friends, going way back, their friendship has. lasted. a while now.so what’s she got to feel out of place about? can’t be the friendship, cuz that’s apparently solid. he’s got his own life & issues, so if she was that bothered by the situation she shoulda spoke up.cuz like. communication is a thing, anon.

if she’s that messed up abt her self-image just bc she’s not his type, then she’s tying way too many things into this facet of being like liked. i mean wtf. that’s unhealthy. this doesn’t sound like a friendship mirio would have; she’d be inspired to get some therapy or common sense before long, around him. i don’t think he tangos w/ bad voojoo like that.solve your own issues pls & thank. 

like why would his not wanting to fuck or smooch her matter. if he’s not into u like that, u get over it. u don’t attach matters of belonging & self-image to whether that popular friend u got that ur only ‘friends’ w/ cuz he’s popular, cuz that’s just. not how anything works. & u don’t suddenly not belong w/ an old friend or feel disjointed… just bc he doesn’t wanna fuck or smooch u. like… she should take a long hard look at what kinda weight she attributes to other ppl’s opinions/feelings for her, & wtf she’s using this boy for. 

in the unlikely scenario this is a friend he’d have: cue mirio breaking his brain over this. & approaching her bc he,, does,,,, communicate. hm. like, this sort of indirect approach is super childish & misses the point entirely. can’t be very self-aware.

mirio’s so full of love for his peeps that u’d know u belong - unless u care more abt the romance part than the family part, i guess. mirio is so obvious in his affections that there’s no misunderstanding them.he’s not the kinda person to not pick up & polish the parts where ppl feel weak either, so a lack of cuteness or femininity would be embraced?? just not romantically. mirio’d be ,,, p damn worried abt that angle. she does KNOW it doesn’t,, matter whether ppl,,,, wanna date her,, right??like girl u aight??? u don’t sound aight.

afraid of ruining their friendship is sort of fair, cuz that’s always a wheeze moment. it wouldn’t - not on mirio’s end, at least. if you’re content to be his friend while harbouring other feels for him too, then you two are cool. she can make her own decisions. 

if he sees it makes her miserable & she doesn’t sort her own problems out (bc no offence but those aren’t problems for a teenage boy w/ a lot on his own plate to handle, that’s her own responsibility get therapy or talk to ur parents) – he’ll cut things off. a) it makes him miserable to have a bond passively make his bondee unhappy & b) ur unhappy & this is bad for u & him both, & c) y’all acting like ur self-worth depends on his dating u & that is so fucked up lmaooo. like wtf why would you do that, fucking don’t.

losing a friend sucks… but they don’t sound very close if she’s that delusional - like i really can’t imagine mirio keeping such bad vibes in his inner circle. that shit threatens to enter emotional blackmail territory.

shit happens. maybe they’d grow back together after she heals some. maybe not. either way that’s a learning moment – not a quasi-romantic turning point of ‘no, i always loved u & my preferences don’t matter!’.

anon ur fishing. & u fished in the wrong gd pond go find smn else to cater to ur delusions of inferiority. write that fanfic urself lmfao.

multiples of three, please.

oh man i cant believe ur making me do maths at 4:18 am... but here goes nothing! (it’s gonna be long so i put it under a read more)

3. Ever done any drugs? uhhhh... yeah, for a short period yrs ago i had a friend group and with them we smoked weed pretty much every weekend... they did some hard drugs too but i never dared trying those cuz im a lil bitch lmao aaaaand i don’t do that anymore, it’s an expensive hobby to have and i usually waste my drugs money on pc games and ordering food srgsdfg

6. Describe your dream home. probs somewhere in a big city, close to the center because i love being a big city kid.... a mid-sized flat with lots of plants and those neat cat playgrounds mounted on the wall because i plan on having at least 4 cats in the future asdsd and i’d love to have a bigger balcony which i could transform into a little jungle and hand a hammock there and just chill and listen to the city’s noises at night when i can’t sleep

9. Do you watch porn? you may not believe but i actually don’t sdgsdfg the horny teen phase is over for me, if i wanna interact with anything pornographic i just read fanfiction dfgsdfgsf

12. What’s one of your fantasies? i hope it’s not supposed to be an erotic one lmao but i really wanna go on a road trip through europe, just pack up my shit and drive around, also i wanna visit haunted places all around england and get into the gaming business as a game translator/tester eventually

15. Are you in a relationship? thank god not anymore... and honestly i don’t miss it anymore, all of my previous ones were disasters and ended in a really ugly manner so.. no, i’m all good with my cat

18. What tattoos do you want? i don’t have specific plans for motives - though i’d really like a kitsune mask somewhere and a moon and one song quote. i’d like to have my whole left sleeve done, maybe part of my back, a half sleeve on my right hand and something smaller on my ankle - and i’m actually open to anything the tattooists would pick out; i care more about who’s gonna create my tattoo than what’s it gonna be, as my actually existing 2 tattoos r also premade, randomly picked out ones (though they accidentally matched up in some way and look pretty neat imo)

21. Describe your best friend. that’s a hard one.... i don’t think i have one anymore. i used to have this girl in my life, M, who i was really close to, but we had a fallout in october and she never came around to fix this even though i was open to the idea... so i lost my best friend, which is kinda sad considering that she was the only person i could open up to in the last 3 yrs. but hey that happens! i moved on and have a close friend still so im all good.

24. What are three places you want to travel? i really wanna visit scotland! it has this specific atmosphere i really long to experience, and i wanna see the landmarks and grassy fields and loch ness and haunted places and just roam around there for a while. i also wanna see moscow - it’s been sort of an obsession of mine since reading glukhovsky’s metro series, and also it’s a beautiful city worth visiting. i’d also like to get on the trans-siberian express but that’s not a specific place dsfsgdf the last place would be the aokigahara forest in japan - also one of the places i feel drawn to for ages now. found out about it years ago and since it’s been sort of a plan of mine to visit one time. if i manage to graduate university my mum promised to send me on a trip to japan - so if it works out, ill be on my way there baby! (i just need to work on my language skills first sasdfgf)

27. What’s your pet peeve? loud breathing, loud chewing... generally people being loud and annoying. ppl not covering their mouths while coughing. ppl who walk super slowly and take up all of the walkway like FUCK OFF OF MY WAY GODDAMMIT. in games when the npc walks a lot slower than ur running, but walking a lot faster than ur walking so its impossible to keep up with them. ppl not using headphones in public spaces. old ppl demanding respect when they treat u like shit. ppl forcing their religion on u (im looking at u auntie). ppl slurping their drinks. couples almost f*cking each other in public places... just get a room smh

30. Tag someone you want to talk to but have been too shy to message. oh i don’t need to tag them cuz i already got over that shyness and they totes know already that i wanted to talk to them for a while! (i admitted to it in the tackiest, cheesiest, most awkward anon ask i ever sent in to anyone sdfgsdf)

33. If money was no object, what would your wardrobe be like? pretty much the same as now, all black and flannels and jeans, cuz i rly thing that major clothes shopping sprees r a waste of money sdfdf but i’d probably own a lot lot more shoes like custom made cat patterned vans and some more nikes and some creepers cuz i wanted to get some of those for like yrs now dfgdfg

36. Do you still have feelings for any of your exes? uhhhh... kind of? not romantic ones tho, i just miss the long talks and the trust and understanding between us. i never got the closure i needed to move on and it still left some bad feelings towards her so its a weird mix of resentment and sympathy, and i try to not think abt it too much.

39. Are you a virgin? hahahahahahahahah, no, really. 

42. Describe the hottest person you know. the hottest person i personally know is one of the ppl i used to be on my universitys e-sport team on with dfasd i always had a weak spot for ppl taller than me and hes literally model material with nice cheekbones and the perfect jawline and the best sense of humor ever. though he’s a widowmaker main in overwatch and thats a big big minus for him :(

45. What’s the worst date you’ve ever been on? lmaooooo thats a funny one listen up... so i was fresh out of breakup and wanted to make some friends.... wait for it.... ON TINDER. i live in an university town so i was like kewl imma make some ppl my age (until then all of my friends were A LOT older than me) and have some friends and if romance happens then it happens, w/e. so i set up this bar night with this one guy, i believe his name was David? so David and i meet up for drinks, i grab a gintonic and we sit down to talk... what he never knew abt me is that i am on the adhd spectrum and i have to get my hands busy with smth so i can focus on what im saying otherwise my thoughs r all over the place. so im casually keeping my hands busy with just spinning my locked phone there and back, or just  messing around with the lime slice on my glass and at a random moment David goes like “u know.... i hate when ppl cant stop messing around with their phone” and im like ????? dude im literally just spinning it, not even messaging anyone or unlocking it or shit. and he goes on this rant that he always expects ppl to pay full attention to him when talking, looking at him (i never look ppl in the eyes cuz i tend to just go into panic mode from long eye contact and also i think its creepy to just stare at someone constantly) and just not doing anything else except paying attention to him so i go on explaining to him that i need to keep myself busy and im not doing it to annoy him - but he keeps on insisting so i excuse myself to a cigarette (he also hated smokers lmao) and call the widowmaker main friend from the previous question and am like “hey man i have the worst date of my life can u be at this place in 40 minutes and then we hit the night life” and hes like fine so i go back to David and tell him “sorry mate i just remembered i have my last bus home in 30 minutes and the next one is in 1,5 hrs and i really cant stay out that late so can we wrap this up and schedule an other meeting some other time” and hes like fine... got me to the bus stop, i sat on the bus.... got off at the next bus stop, met up with widowmaker main guy and went out for drinks and decided to never go on tinder dates again sdfgsdfg

48. Describe your ideal partner. thats a hard one, hey! but i dont think i have an ideal, guess ill work with anyone whos a decent human being who wont require me to be the housemaid and cook and clean and do everything for them. oh and they totally need to know how to use a washing machine... one of my exes was incapable of this (and here i was thinking that in 2018 ppl saw a washing machine already... looks like i was wrong and im still not over that incident 2 yrs ago). oh and they gotta be fine with the idea of never having kids cuz theres no way im putting myself through raising one of those, im a man of career and money, totally not responsible enough to raise another living human being sdsdgdf

o !! OKAY FOR THE ASTROLOGY SHIP here R MY PlacEMENTS sun: virgo, moon: aries, Mercury and venus: libra, mars: leo djfndn IS THAT ENOUGH also thank u :')

I LIKE UR PLACEMENTS !! hm ok sooooo ur most compatible w jeno and taeyong in that order !! soo i’ll do jeno :D (cant believe even the stars support u guys wow) 

im putting this under read more bc i put a lot of detail into this one vudjnsx

taurus x virgo is my fav match bc its honestly so.. natural?? its so Good.. so the way u guys started dating or whatever was. u first started of as friends, and got closer n took off from there. virgos r really slow with love. you guys take a while to process ur feelings and understand them, and the lack of trust u have for others makes everything even slower. thats not necessarily a bad thing, as long as the person ur developing feelings for can wait. taurus can do just that. jeno would be extremely patient with you, he would confess first n if u said u arent ready yet he would wait ! 

sometimes a relationship between a taurus and a virgo could be kind of dull but looking at your moons, it would be the opposite of that!! so its aries moon x sagittarius moon. u guys would have a lot of common interests and similar views on life in general. u give each other space when needed, bc both of u dont like feeling tied down, and u would understand how jeno is feeling just by little things he does and he would be the same with you. you, as an aries moon, could get tired of being told what to do and what to feel, jeno’s a funny dude n he’d know exactly how to make u feel better when ur feeling down. this type of relationship is super spontaneous n fun n i imagine u guys would go out to have an “adventure” at the weirdest times, you’d go to playgrounds n hang out there for hours .. it’d b really fun n cute n its like ur best friends And in a relationship. though jeno is a taurus, and he’d rather stay home and sleep, n you’re chill w it but still need to move around n do things. that could’ve been a problem but his sag moon needs to get out n do stuff too so its no biggie !

libra mercury x  aries mercury .. sooo jeno is really impulsive with decisions. he does things without much thought, and doesnt have much patience in general. hes the same w the way he interacts w people. he doesnt overthink his words, and says things the exact same way he thinks them. he rly has no filter n the things he says could be a bit rude, WHICH HES DEMONSTRATED TO US QUITE A LOT BHFDJSI.. BUT ! his sag moon? hes Funny. u already know his sense of humour so Yea ! the thing is, aries is a childish sign and, he probably thinks people will accept the things he says? like they wont get offended if it was mean ykno.. combined w his taurus sun he wouldnt understand why ppl get annoyed of him, his sun is as blunt as his mercury. you on the other hand, tend to sugarcoat the things u say. most of what comes out of your mouth is music to people’s ears, u know what ppl wanna hear. you think very deeply before you speak and make decisions, which is obviously Extremely Different from mr jeno up there ghbfjndmk sooo.. how these 2 thing tie in together ! u could be .. extremely unhappy w the shit that comes out of jenos mouth sometimes and he simply wouldnt understand why. he would get annoyed as to why u think so much.. if you’re close, that wouldn’t be an issue because you’ve grown to understand each other. also, some good stuff can come out of jeno’s mouth sometimes, so u have 2 get used to his bullshit to be able to listen to his real thoughts !!

libra venus x aries venus is like ……………. a cake. split in hald. one side is vanilla and the other is chocolate ?? fjdmkdvjn so !! ur both opposites (opposites attract ahe ahem), but its not bad ! u have the qualities hes lacking and vice versa. u guys are naturally attracted to each other, u basically chared your way into jenos heart. jeno could teach you not to overthink too much, and help you make choices faster. you could teach him that others Do care what he says and teach him to think before speaking. its like beauty n the beast ! you guys would have a really fun relationship. jeno would tease u lots n u would tease him back bc u wl know exactly what to say to make him blush !! ur dates would range from romantic stuff like cute restaurant dates to messy sleepovers .. u wld have fun p much no matter what ur doing n that: is CUTE.

oh, one thing i wanna mention is, ur moon is in his venus and mercury signs !! that means u have a really strong emotional bond. you trust him with your feelings and he’s comfortable telling you abt his feelings for u ! he also probably sees some aspects of himself in you, too !

mars in leo x mars in taurus. im not gna go into too much detail abt this bc it isnt as important as the rest in relationships imo ! you could be extremely .. wild sometimes fndcj. jeno is more level headed and calm. so basically, he grounds u down n brings u back to earth. u tend to start lots of projects n stuff without finishing them n i think jeno would find that annoying in some way. since he’s practical n only starts what he can finish. its not that big of a deal though. o also when you’re angry, he knows how to calm you down !

okkk sorry for talking too much !! i had fun doing this.. i support u n jeno sm :D

HEY TELL ME ALL ABOUT JARED'S BF I WANNA KNOW

OK SO this tag has everything i’ve posted about my boy elliot, but because i Love Talking About Him ill throw out some random stuff abt him!

-he sucks at practical applications of math but when applying it to video game mechanics…..genius boy-he’s pretty outgoing and extroverted, but he’s not really “friends” with anyone, more (in a way alana would put it) friendly acquaintances with everyone.-so in that vein, he’s pretty lonely-he initially begins interacting with jared online, in multiplayer games they both play-(while elliot likes online/multiplayer games the best, he doesn’t really care for fps/war-driven games, but he plays them because that’s where he and jared began interacting)-it’s elliot who notices jared’s pretty good, so he sends a friend request and they begin to play online a few nights a week-they become actual friends over time, talking over headsets and eventually giving their numbers to each other, but they still don’t know they go to the same school-and jared, even before they meet, is very open about the fact that he’s gay and he’s had boyfriends and elliot, the poor boy, catches Feelings-which sucks for him, because he has a very specific anxiety about people finding out he likes boys. he knows it’s irrational, and while he has other bouts of anxiety he knows this is Different and he hates it-eventually, they come to realize they both live in around the same area and jared asks if he wants to meet up. elliot agrees, and they go to a nearby convention and find out that yo we go to the same school how did we not know?? but become fast irl friends-but despite being jared’s only other friend besides evan, they don’t really hang out at school. but when jared isn’t hanging out w evan he’s with elliot.-after they sort of confront their feelings and get together (which i went over in another post, so i wont regurgitate it here) they start hanging out some at school but elliot is still terrified of being out and he feels Awful because he has it in his head not being out = being ashamed of jared which it doesnt!! -he’s such a loser he is so disgustingly infatuated w jared like…..jared could say the dumbest shit but elliot will swoon and blush and hang off of every word he says-and dont get me wrong jared is a Mess around elliot like. in public he has to keep up his Insanely Cool Jared Kleinman™ brand but dont be fooled. boy is a Nerd around his bf and whenever elliot like. holds his hand or chills in his lap to play video games he pretty much passes out-they both (separately) talk abt the other (elliot uses ‘partner,’ jared uses ‘bf’) to whoever will listen-”oh gosh my partner is the most romantic person in the world…the other day we went to a restaurant and held hands all night!! and then we went to my house and played video games and made out…gosh have you ever heard of someone more romantic?”-(just ffucking cuts off a girl talking about her date) ”…anyways, my boyfriend is better than yours in every conceivable way and heres why–” (launches into 10 minute tirade about why his bf is The Best)-jared says “i love you” first and elliot legitimately sobs. what a mess i love him

this is………..very long. but i love elliot, i would die for him, and i’m more than likely going to write abt him + jared in the scope of my fic’s universe

hNNGGG hi!! idk if u're still doing it but this is for the astrology ship thing with nct aHhh im not v much into astrology but i'd like to see how this'll work and also nCT UM YESS??? anyway my placements are: scorpio sun, aries moon, aqua mars, libra both venus n mercury and gemini rising (if that's needed AHAH) thank u 💕

DEFINITELY TAEYONG !! im just gna explain what the relationship is like n if u want a more detailed answer u can pm me !!

u n taeyong in a relationship wld b like. ur best friends but also dating ykno? you understand each other so well n its like theres a psychic connection idk man its DEEP !! ppl are naturally attracted to taeyong bc of his leo moon, n u might be uncomfortable w him getting so much attention, but hes loyal and if theres trust between u guys its no real big issue !! if ur upset, he’d b the one to be able to cheer u up in no time. u know him inside out, his strengths n weaknesses. u guys wld be extremely close. 

u guys dont. shut up. ur always talking !!! gem mercury n libra mercury.. u guys wld talk abt EVERYTHING n relate to each other so so well.. he cld call u just to tell u hes coming over but then instead of hanging up u guys wld just talk abt the newest episode of the show u guys r watching or the new music vid ur fav singer released n then th convo wld escalate to talking abt what u guys wanna do w ur future or whatever.. next thing u kno hes knockin on ur door n ur still on the phone .. the difference between u two is tht he isnt as detail oriented as u are.. like ur shopping n he likes some denim jacket n he says “this is a pretty jacket, i like it” n u wld b going on abt how pretty the design on the back is or smthng ykno !! thats a gud thing bc u guys r interested in different ppls views n opinions, so u end up learning something new even when ur talking abt smthng both of u r already familiar w !! u tend to be more romantic than he is, ur both rly close n he understands that he needs to try harder, n he’d try harder to show u that he cares !!

u guys wouldnt rly have date dates ? like u would just be together most of the time anyway, n once u go out together u make sure to do something special so it could be memorable ?? so if ur going to the supermarket, he’d secretly buy a teddy bear n give it to u once ur checking out the items u bought !! u go out on random late night adventures or just drive around the city tll ur tired .. if u were to go out on real dates they would be to amusement parks or beaches or smthng fun !! oh also he wld randomly send u cringy relationship posts he found on ig n its like ok he thought this post was cute but its so cringy why is he like this … BUT  !!!! thats th beauty of it …….. cute i support 10/10