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qrowpilled · 8 months

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hate when you find a character whose so infuriatingly Your Type that its embarrassing like yeahg no one is gonna be surprised when i announce this is my new Guy Of The Month

#shush jesse #this post abt astarion #hes just so painfully on brand for me #i know so little about him though is the thing but i still feel insane #but i cant play the game and i dont want to watch anyone play it and i dont want spoilers #so like.....secondhand blorbo right now

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energysoda · 1 year

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"You're glorifying a fictional murderer!" NO I'M NOT!!!!!!I'm sexualizing him.

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astarionancuntnin · 22 days

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haha get loved you fuck

astarion + text posts (part 16)

#literally cant stop thinking about how much love this lil blorbo is getting from all of us #i think he would cry if he knew #he deserves all of it tbh #astarion text post #my posts #bg3 memes #bg3 #text post meme #text posts #astarion #astarion ancunin #astarion bg3 #baldurs gate astarion #baldur's gate 3 #edit #1k #popular post

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mrpsychokiller · 2 years

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he.....is.....MY.... MEOW MEOW!!!!!!!!!! *my telekinesis throws all the furniture into the walls*

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nephilim2point0 · 1 year

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Fox gets a distress call but turns out its just a rather loud loth cat colony

(They adopt him)

tag urself

#commander fox #corrie guard #coruscant guard #loth cat #star wars tooka #star wars #the clone wars #tcw #cant believe the first clone i draw is fox of all of them #nothing against him but hes def not my blorbo #or is he..#my art

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dianagj-art · 1 year

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BETRAYAL!

In my head this is how the two managged to land on 3rd place lmao (One is surprised but not dissapointed)

There's so many branches to this poll now that I didn't know where to add this on so this gets its own post, pls make yourself a favor and check all the reblogs of that poll, there's so much good art and very funny tags from everyone

Bonus with the bestie:

LM leo @daedelweiss

RR leo @red-rover-au

#the polls really have been the highlight of my week akjdhfglakg #the baby should be allowed to comit more crimes me thinks #i had to add Red bc his relationship with One is very funny to me #if they are together I cant see any scenario where one would fuck up and the other is not inmediately there to mock the other #they have no chill around each other #worsties <3 #separated leo au #rottmnt separated au #red rover au #life mission au #rottmnt life mission au #they are all my blorbos and live rent free on my head #I think now they all should go for pizza avengers-going-for-shawarma style #dg art #dg fanart #dg comics

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gammija · 2 months

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its them, the .JMJ Error

#for clarity's sake this is a joke. not a robust theory #i AM thinking about a proper theory but i cant quite tie up all the loose ends it creates #tmagp #tmagp spoilers #the magnus protocol #tmagp s1 #[ERROR]#new blorbo?#id in alt #or maybe it's this universes old Archivist #also was it just me or was there the sound of quiet overlapping voices... like tens of tapes running at once...

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peevishpants · 1 year

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honey(reigen). you got a big storm comin'.

Full piece can be found in >> BLONDE AMBITION <<, an artwork zine created as a tribute to some iconic anime Blondmans. Zine hosted by @/rollround Twitter! Pre-orders are open, come get your blonde blorbo summoning items!!

#moments before online obliteration #mp100 #mob psycho 100 #reigen arataka #fanart #teru hanazawa #thank u cheryl for giving me a verse (page) in ur cyphers (zines)#i still cant believe this exists #weiwei art #preview #zines #blorbo war

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kogglyuffs · 3 months

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theyre SOOOOO married oHMYGOD

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give-grian-rights · 1 year

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for anyone who doesn't watch any minecraft youtubers that do lore/servers, please.

try to imagine a show where every single character has their own point of view show, with their own shenanigans, storyline, editing-style, etc.

you go from watching a happy little man with elf ears and a whimsical smile who's a theme park owner. go to another pov and it's a giant fucking green guy with horns and cyborg parts with funky music as his intro and the sound of a goat crying and he's cackling madly explaining how he's about to shoot a missile at his neighbor every day for the rest of their life because the neighbor dug a hole on his property. he's neighbors with the whimsical theme park owner

i cannot watch normal shows anymore

#now i just watch a show like hmm. HMMM. WHY CANT I SEE WHAT THAT BLORBO BACK THERE IS UP TO ON A DAILY BASIS!!!!#mcyt is for the bitches who always liked the comedic relief character or antagonist better than the main character #mcyt #hermitcraft #mika-posts

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comfymoth · 6 months

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trick or treat!

i’ve been thinking about how the monster au guys spend their halloweens for m o n t h s now, glad to finally have a drawing to show for it

#qsmp #qsmp monster au #spiderbit #cellbit #roier #qsmp bobby #qsmp richarlyson #my art #IF I CANT HAVE HALLOWEEN THEN BY GOD MY BLORBOS WILL

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wannaeatramyeon · 5 months

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Gun Park x Reader: Touch

G/N. Soft. I just really like Gun and Physical Touch as a love language

Gun is relentless when you spar together.

Never apologetic for the marks he leaves, the soreness that ails your body. Tells you, matter of fact, the shortcomings with your skills regardless of how much your anger flares.

(Between your ego and your body, you're never sure which is more bruised.)

He takes no prisoners, has never taken any, and doesn't see why he should make an exception for you.

But his touch after is different. His hands are careful, fingers practiced, when he tenderly bandages you. Nurses you to full health again.

(You didn't think a man capable of such violence could hold you with such fragility.)

Caresses, feather light, across your skin. Brushing your cheek with the back of his fingers. Swiping across your lips with his thumb.

Ghost of a touch from the Shiro Oni.

There's nothing like the pressure of his skin on yours.

Heat seeping through. Chest to chest and limbs entwined, seated next to you and thigh pressing against yours.

A firm hand, resting on the small of your back, guiding you; solid warmth placed on your knee; gripping your hips and searing your skin.

It's constant. Gun Park alway seeks contact, and you never expected it.

A small show of possessiveness, claiming you, and telling the whole world you're his.

Of love, of a weakness that he accepts because the alternative, of not being able to touch you, is worse.

#this monstrous murderous blorbo touching you like youre precious. i cant take it #i already have a gun fic called physical touch lol. j really like this trope huh #lookism #lookism x reader #lookism headcanons #lookism hc #lookism fic #lookism webtoon #lookism manhwa #gun park #gun park x reader #park jonggun x reader #park jonggun #wannaeatramyeon

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wolfythewitch · 8 months

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Hmmm would Crowley and Aziraphale be on the Greek or Trojan side of the war

#hypothetically #i cant draw right now all i hage left is to turn my blorbos every which way in my mind like rotisserie

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give-soup-please · 2 years

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Holy SHIT guys I commissioned Kevan Brighting to say some comforting things as the narrator and it’s giving me LIFE. He did such an incredible job. Please give this a listen. AAAAAAAAAA

#tsp #the stanley parable #comissions #fuck i'm shaking with joy #the narrator #my beloved #voice acting #god i cant deal with it #its so good #i listened on loop until i remembered i wanted you guys to hear it too #tsp narrator #im such a fan of his work #and he nailed it #and i love the narrator #blorbo

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dizzybizz · 2 months

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colored the page of little guys i did while watching drawfees charity stream

huge euge

#yknow when you go “oh i can catch an hour maybe two of that” and then you stay for the entire three hour stream and then cant sleep til 5am #yeahgh #i love drawfee and the drawfee fandom i love it so much like oh my god #one piece #drawtectives #drawfee #jrwi riptide #pokemon #sona #my art #its just a buncha blorbos a page of blorbos for me #n my sona bc i was trying to draw vash (98) n vash (23) but got frustrated n i was all head empty bc i was paying attention to the stream n #yeaghgf

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umblrspectrum · 3 days

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go read Memento Nori and Like the Stars and What Friends Are For and just generally all of Ad Astra Per Aspera by LadyDaybreaker on ao3

#peak fiction #two of these are like 3/4th retelling of the actual episodes #but they add so many little details and changes and i love it #little things that explain why characters act the way they do later and all that #its all good its like 341k words total if you ignore parts 6 7 and 8 #best part is #of course #lizzy and uzi and thad fucking around with a laser pointer #idk im just obsessed with murder drone fics its more of all my blorbos #opacity is my best friend i love opacity i love fucking with it #non anti aliasing is also my best and worst friend. i love the pixels but its terrible when trying to draw small #art #murder drones #murder drones uzi #murder drones lizzy #murder drones thad #murder drones n #murder drones v #serial designation n #serial designation v #is that the most characters i've had in a single post? who knows #also for you fuckers in the last post. if i connected those letters i would have been rendered incapable of reading my own fucking post #i cannot read it if i cant tell where one letter ends and the next begins

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