youve heard of sex flowers get ready for the flower that makes you into a celestial shoujo herione complete with particle effects you cannot turn the fuck off and creates a wifebeam so powerful it can incapacitate and maim and keeps making you burst into tears and fall on your ass which makes the wifebeam More Powerful and you also cannot turn this off either.
and is also still, sort of, a sex flower
from one of my favorite fanfictions, Celestial Afterglow by elanor_pam, a fic that defies description in the best possible way
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Bhaal supports Trans Rights, but most importantly, Trans Wrongs! you do actually need to kill for that top surgery, man
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Sometimes I log onto Tumblr and it's exactly what I'm expecting and relevant to my interests and sometimes I log onto Tumblr and it's nothing but post after post of people thirsting for Jared Harris and honestly I'm fine with that. I haven't seen The Terror but I'm picking up what you guys are putting down. Stay nasty.
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13. Crowley & Muriel ~ you’ve got a friend in me (x)
Everyone ignore that this is a day late🤠
Anyone else completely obsessed with Crowley and Muriel’s dynamic this season??? He’s so patient with them and they’re so silly on their mission to heaven! Why are they fist bumping here? Who knows. Maybe they did a miracle together to fuck with the Metatron. Maybe they’ll team up in s3! Honestly they’d be more of a buddy comedy than Aziraphale and Crowley ever were, because there wouldn’t be any romantic angst. yeah I’m making myself more invested in this concept with each word I type.
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Headcanon #69: Because Minds arms are made of metal, Heart sometimes just sticks refrigerator magnets on him. Also if he has enough time to do so, like is Mind was sleeping, Heart would pin a note to him aswell.
(Very stupid things like “kick me” “im an asshole” or messages TO Mind that's like “fuck you” or “ur mom”)
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