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gayfck · 2 years

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Monét & Alyssa talking about that one time in Christmas......

#i can't with this omg #uploads #Roscoe's #roscoe's viewing party #monet x change #alyssa edwards #trinity the tuck #Kara Mel D'Ville #batty davis #miz cracker #i couldn't stop laughing them explaining it omgggg #this happens though like what can u do

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beif0ngs · 7 months

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Pokémon Concierge

A close-up look at some of the Pokémon in Pokémon Concierge

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pollen · 16 days

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+ reblog to elaborate or explain why in the tags 🐥

#i really can't anticipate what might win this one omg #i'm having so much fun with these but friday is gonna be the last one and then i'll write my little thing

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zipadeea · 5 months

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"You fell in love with God...like Jesus?"

Twenty minutes in and the new Percy Jackson is the best thing I've ever seen.

#percy jackson #pjo #sally jackson my beloved #they've finally done you justice #omg the way i laughed when percy said this #i can't stop smiling #i love this show so much already #disney #disney plus

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mcqraw · 20 days

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they want to fuck each other so bad it makes them look stupid

#interview with the vampire #amc iwtv #armand #daniel molloy #daniel x armand #vampire chronicles #anne rice #lestat and louis who? i don't know them #armand and daniel will be my fav superior otp in every universe ig lmao #they're so ridiculous together i can't #assad zaman is so beautiful omg #my stuff

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bioethicists · 1 year

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'recovering' or 'healing' by starting to hate your former self + shame or mock others for being the way you used to be isn't actually very healing. you can acknowledge + be grateful that you have changed without transferring all your self hatred/shame onto others.

#i see so many ppl like omg i was so cringe with my b/w depression blog + my angsty posts + attention seeking #like no you were just. sad. that's how you were sad then. it's not how you are sad now.#you should have empathy for ppl like that but you don't because you still hate yourself #and you can't stand to see yourself in others because you haven't. actually done much healing lol

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whenthewallfell · 4 months

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~ I Got Them Quarter Quell Blues ~

#inspired by how grumpy katniss gets when she doesn't get her daily kisses #easing back into drawing by doing a whole comic #gale's expressions were so fun to draw #i've been working on it all day is this even funny i can't tell anymore #trees are so hard to draw omg #the hunger games #katniss everdeen #gale hawthorne #everlark #(offscreen)#comic #fanart #mcbaart

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pxndragvns · 8 months

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me too nobara, me too

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chuluoyi · 8 months

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✎ baby

- gojo satoru x reader

a domestic life with your husband and baby

genre: teeth-rotting fluff, sugary dump fluff, and simply pure fluffff, baby-related, mentions of pregnancy, dad!gojo

note: inspired by this fanart by Deltapork in twitter! from the moment i saw that artwork, i just can't get this out of my head😫

and this is a part of a series of gojo drabbles i’ve planned called gojo's love entries anthology -> updated masterlist here

series masterlist | oneshot masterlist

Watching your husband entertain your child would never fail to make you smile.

"Aw, my cute baby!" Satoru joyfully exclaimed as he and the baby, secure in his hold, emitted almost harmonious squeals of delight. Both of them practically shared the same brain cells at this point.

And it was a sight that warmed your heart so much, especially when the old Gojo Satoru was a prick who used to made little Megumi cry just for the sake of it and always said that babies and everything that came with them were a pain.

He playfully devoured your son's plump cheeks and burst into laughter, paying no attention to the curious glances he garnered from other shoppers at the supermarket.

"Satoru, hush," you chided gently as you pushed the cart, yet still smiling all the same.

"Ah, look, mama doesn't approve," he remarked to your babbling son, wearing a playful pout. At the same time, your barely seven-month baby puckered his lips too, turning him into a perfect miniature version of your mischievous husband at his best, melting your heart even further.

"It's time for his milk," you pointed out, retrieving the milk bottle. Satoru reached for it and offered it to your baby, who eagerly latched on and started drinking.

Your precious baby continued to feed on the formula, clearly relishing it. It appeared that he couldn't get enough, with the way he drank with such enthusiasm.

"He's a hungry baby... just like you," you mused.

Satoru laughed out loud once again. "Why are you comparing a baby with a grown-ass man?"

Your son was still drinking the milk and seemed like he wanted more, but you could definitely tell how content he was in that moment.

"Because it's your baby, duh. And not only he looks like you, he's also reflecting what you've been doing to me so far, it's uncanny."

"So I've turned our son into a mini-me now, have I." He regarded you with a mischievous glint in his eye. "And what have I done to you, darling? Tell me."

"...A lot of bad things."

"Heh, is that so?"

The baby then stopped drinking and seemed to want you to cuddle him, as he reached his tiny hands towards you. Satoru handed him over to you, taking the bottle away, and you gently pulled him close, cradling him against your chest.

"Yeah. Bad, bad things," you cooed to your baby, your eyes sparkling with joy. "First you seduced me, then got me pregnant. And then you forced me to go through that painful labor."

Satoru didn't miss the way the clerk eyed him after you said that. But he chuckled anyway. "Well... in the end you fell for me, and I probably seduced you a bit..."

He paid for the groceries and then the two of you walked out of the supermarket.

"But is that so bad?" He continued with a meaningful smirk. "You seemed like you love it so there's nothing to complain about."

"Hmph."

"And then I got you pregnant... well, you wanted a baby, dear, so you can't really be mad and blame just me for it all, okay?"

The fact that you were having this crack conversation at a crossroad made you struggle to stifle your laughter, to say the least.

Your son was still cuddling up to your chest and now he was looking at you with those wide, glassy blue eyes. You could tell how much he liked and needed you, as well as spending time with you, his mother.

This is your baby with the man who loves you. How could you not love him in return?

Satoru looked at his son in your arms. “Our son is the cutest, isn’t he?”

He seemed tired more than anything though, with the big yawn he just emitted.

“He is so… defenseless.”

“Well, he’s a baby,” your husband said matter-of-factly. “That’s how babies are, darling. He’s learning how to do things and completely defenseless, so he needs his parents. You and I.”

Your baby’s eyes became a little droopy. He was sleepy now, and wanted your warmth to fall asleep.

“Let’s… protect him together, yeah, Satoru?” you muttered softly as your child settled in your embrace, peaceful and content, falling asleep.

Your heartstrings were pulled when you witnessed the expression of absolute adoration on your husband's face.

“Silly. I’m the one who will protect both of you, sweetheart.”

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zephyrchama · 6 days

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I bet Mammon has a picture of MC in his wallet.

No one's allowed to touch his wallet because obviously Mammon doesn't want people going after his money, but he also doesn't want anybody finding his good luck charm. That little portrait is for his eyes only - to say nothing of the teasing he'd get.

Seeing Goldie and MC side by side inflates his mood like nothing else (except, perhaps, winning a jackpot). He may even give the photo a quick kiss before a round of gambling, if no one's watching.

#joke's on him - everybody has a picture of MC in their wallet #omg what if its a nude (jk) (unless..........)#i'm sure people have thought of this before but i can't get it out of my head. gonna write a mini fic about it some day.#obey me mammon #obey me #obey me!#omswd #obey me headcanon #obey me scenarios #obey me shall we date #obey me x mc #obey me mammon x mc #obey me hcs

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cowardlycowboys · 7 months

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I could never do no nut november because unfortunately I love fucking myself too much

#omg kiera no one cares #tmi #also i already have like a WEEK where i can't and i hate it like why would i do a month be serious where is the fun in that #did it today and it was great why deny myself lifes few great treats

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userfrieren · 6 months

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