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*blows kiss to the sky* for Bildad the Shuhite
#good omens#good omens 2#good omens season 2#go2#bildad the shuhite#crowley#anthony j crowley#good omens spoilers#gos2 spoilers#gos2#gomens#best boi bildad#i can't believe nobody did this meme yet#he deserves it#mine
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beef with wasps
f!singer x andrei svechnikov
warnings: mentions of anaphylactic shock/severe allergic reactions, swearing, light joking of near death (to be clear: nobody dies in this), some fluff
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ynofficial: on behalf of y/n - she is conscious, well and in great hands. she told me to spare the details on what happened, but does want you guys to know that after suffering a wasp sting earlier this afternoon, she was rushed to the ER after going into anaphylactic shock. she gave us all quite a scare and will be in overnight for observations, but doctors are positive she'll make a full recovery
S x
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gracieabrams: thinking of you and wishing you the best recovery! <3
fan1: who tf is s?
fan2: that must have been terrifying, so glad she's ok now
fan3: sending love
reneerapp: ❤️❤️
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ynofficial: they gave me so much fucking adrenalin i have a rocket up my arse rn and he's just gone to the vending machine bc im so hungry so im taking this opportunity to tell you guys that i almost died today but im ok and the reason theres no selfie is bc i look like a pickled dick rn and as charles boyle once said life is a party and im the pinata xxxxx and he did get me flowers without me even asking so im vv in love rn
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fan4: sorry you almost died?????
fan5: babe what did you think anaphylactic shock was
fan6: does the adrenalin also increase the meme usage
fan7: so she almost dies AND reveals she might be in a relationship??? my heart is breaking twice tonight
fan8: ok but the flowers???? she's got a real one there
fan9: i mean i'd like to think if you almost died your partner would get you flowers...
fan10: lmao you'd think so wouldn't you
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ynofficial: back home! i'm now on house arrest because "there aren't any wasps inside" (we have beef with their butts now). needless to say, it was scary for everyone, but as you can see, miley (the cat) is the only one unbothered. i'm currently typing this from under a human giant and i'm loving every second.
i'd also like to take the opportunity to apologise for my loopy instagram posting and let everyone who purchased tickets for the phoenix show know that they will be refunded. again, i'm incredibly sorry for any inconvenience!
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fan11: and you expect me to believe that human giant in the photo is NOT svech???
fan12: he also likes cats
fan13: and in her other post, it was signed off with 's'
fan14: girl don't apologise
fan15: is he ok?
ynofficial: bit teary but we're recovering!
fan16: NO SVECH DON'T CRY EVERYTHING IS OKAY
andrei_svechnikov37: ynofficial you almost died i'm not letting you go that easily
fan17: SVECH HELLO
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andrei_svechnikov37: the family emergency has made a full recovery! (thank fuck) i also wanted to come on here and say that i'm unbelievably proud of this girl, and hilariously in love with her
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fan18: crying happy tears this is adorable
fan19: SVECH STOP RUINING MY STANDARDS
fan20: i love how she's wearing red in the last two pictures
ynofficial: shh he hasn't caught on yet
fan21: i've only had y/n and andrei for a day (officially), but if anything happened to them, i would kill everyone in this room and then myself
fan22: am i the only one who wants to know how long they've been dating?
fan23: no!! i do too
ynofficial: you're making me blush
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fan24: y/n is so precious and idk who andrei is but i love him just for this caption
fan25: svech is definitely a cuddler
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ynofficial: i can't find the right words to express how happy and grateful i am to have you in my life, so i'm just going to settle with i love you so fucking much that sometimes i can't breathe because of it, okay?
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fan26: is andrei the inspiration behind out of my misery?
ynofficial: yes
fan27: you guys make me sick in a good way
fan28: wow you've got taste y/n
andrei_svechnikov37: saying you can't breathe is a bit too soon
ynofficial: LMAO I DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE
andrei_svechnikov37: i love the love though
fan29: y/n i can't-
fan30: how long have you guys been together?
ynofficial: one and a half years!
fan31: y/n not being overly mushy on instagram and casually announcing she's dating an nhl player is my favourite part of this year so far
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SENTENCE MEME
DUA LIPA / DUA LIPA
in the beginning, god created heaven and earth.
your body is the one paradise that i wanna fly to every day and every night.
i've been sick and tired of running.
these late nights don't mean nothing.
i just wanna apologize.
i need your love.
i need your touch.
this is getting serious.
tell me that it's not the end of us.
how can we go back to the beginning?
without you, i've got no air to breathe.
we can start all over again.
my deep intuition tells me that i'm doing you wrong.
just say you forgive me and don't let me go.
my will keeps bending and breaking.
i wanna die in your love all night.
one taste and i'm hooked on it.
i'm addicted to your light.
he calls me the devil.
i make him want to sin.
it's the darker side of me that makes you feel so numb.
we're hot like hell.
am i the answer to your prayers?
not finished with you yet.
you're not fooling anyone.
come back to me, we can work this out.
i won't let you down and run.
there is nothing i wouldn't do for you.
you got inside my head.
you have got me wrong.
i don't need your love.
i already cried enough.
you say you're sorry, but it's too late now.
i don't give a fuck.
play the victim and switch your position.
i see you begging on your knees.
you're all in the past.
you talk that sweet talk, but i ain't coming back.
you can't tame me.
if you don't like the way i talk, then why am i on your mind?
if we don't fuck this whole thing up, i can blow your mind.
used to think that this love was heaven sent.
are we leaving the garden of eden?
tonight i'm so self-conscious.
nothing's ever perfect in paradise.
don't know what it's worth until you pay the price.
when you bite your tongue does it draw blood?
i would die for you. would you do that for me?
i hurt you and you hurt me.
we did some things that we can never take back.
some things are not meant to last.
let's love like there's no goodbye.
let our bodies say what we can never seem to communicate.
i can't stop thinking about you.
he makes me feel like nobody else.
you know he's only calling because he's drunk and alone.
don't be his friend, you know you're gonna wake up in his bed again.
if you're under him, you ain't getting over him.
i keep pushing forward, but he keeps pulling me backward.
you're the only remedy.
all my bones are begging me to beg for you.
you give me a reason, something to believe in.
it's a bittersweet feeling.
i wish i was there with you.
all my dreams have come true.
last night, my fantasies came true.
it just got complicated.
it's time you started listening.
karma's got a kiss for you.
why are you blaming me for all your insecurities?
you're like a king with a crown looking down.
you should've never done something like that to someone.
i hope that one day you will change.
we're more than machines.
do you feel complete?
you've been telling me some lies.
even though i run away, i still come back.
i know you're bad for me.
me and you together are like a loved up bruise.
i'll make you an offer that you can't refuse.
you won't go breaking my heart.
i guess we're misunderstood.
the heaven's forgave me.
let's be bad, make the devil smile.
i know that you miss me when i'm gone.
i need someone to hold on to.
you're the only thing i know.
close to you, i feel like i'm at home.
we were built to last.
take my hand.
dive in this romance.
we could burn and crash.
it's way too soon to feel so strong.
was it worth it?
#sentence meme#rp meme#sentence starters#roleplay meme#starter sentences#memes#rp starters#rpc#starter meme#rp sentences#sentence prompts#sentence prompt#rp prompts#roleplay prompts#writing prompt
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Correct me if I'm wrong, but I believe this is yet another incest joke in a recent lily video. Taken from a preview she posted of her upcoming spy x family vid. God, she can never stop.
fun fact about one of the pictures that she shows when she wants to talk about "the internet surely won't be weird about the quasi incest infatuation of Yuri with his own sister"...
this guy?
this guy is the protagonist of the anime "My little sister can't be this cute." what is the plot of this anime, you ask?
it's about an older brother that discovers that his younger sister is into fictional incest and so he becomes closer to her as a result.
this is also one of the recent recommendations that LO received that she has has reacted remarkably tame in comparison to other ones that she gave.
the part that i personally find amusing is that... the internet didn't do anything here. the story did. that anime quite literally ends with the protagonist choosing to have a relationship with his sister. the incest is canon. nobody but the author made it weird.
furthermore, the more relevance the anime as a whole had was people memeing on the cover a couple of years back when it first came out. there wasn't this big cultural backlash or people singing it's praises left and right. i assure you that a lot of people either never heard of it or completely forgot about it. so if you do happened to know about the anime, the joke doesn't land at all because... what? it's the implication there that people shouldn't be reacting to an incest anime? that is weird that they do that?
actually that's the same case with also adding a picture of Andrew from the incest game. the incest implications and canon incest are there already in the story. the internet is actually being normal reacting to that, but LO is trying to make a joke out of how... it's weird they do that?
i don't think LO thought that one through.
... or more correctly speaking, she does believe that people reacting to incest negatively is weird because she views incest positively. i think that she told a little bit on herself there.
another of the pictures is Elsa. we all know that LO is the one who thinks that Disney "accidentally" wrote romantic chemistry between the two sisters and has defended that for years.
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Time for a meme! If you want to take part all you have to do is reblog this post. Remember if you reblog to send them out to those who also do. Meme lasts from today (13/07) to the next Monday (17/07)! As always, please have fun and happy meme day!
"Do you remember, we were sittin', there by the water?"
"You learn my secrets and you figure out why I'm guarded"
"You are the best thing, that's ever been mine"
"I fell in love with a careless man's careful daughter."
"I remember how we felt, sitting by the water and every time I look at you, it's like the first time."
"She is the best thing that's ever been mine"
"Gimme something that'll haunt me when you're not around"
"It's just wrong enough to make it feel right"
"You gave me roses and I left them there to die"
"But if we loved again, I swear I'd love you right"
"I'd go back to December, turn around and change my own mind"
"This is surely not what you thought it would be"
"It seems that I was uninvited by your lovely bride-to-be"
"I lose myself in a daydream"
"You have pointed out my flaws again as if I don't already see them"
"Someday, I'll be big enough so you can't hit me"
"Trying to block you out, 'cause I'll never impress you"
"This is looking like a contest of who can act like they care less"
"How I was losing my mind when I saw you here"
"Why are we pretending this is nothing?"
"I won't let nobody hurt you"
"Remember that she's gettin' older too"
"Remember the footsteps, remember the words said"
"This was the very first page, not where the story line ends"
"I'll spend forever wondering if you knew"
"2 AM, who do you love?"
"I never saw it coming, nor would I have suspected it"
"You might have him, but I'll always get the last word"
"But no amount of vintage dresses gives you dignity"
"Wasn't it beautiful when you believed in everything and everybody believed in you?"
"I hope you remember today is never too late to be brand new"
"It's okay, life is a tough crowd"
"It's getting dark and it's all too quiet"
"But I still mean every word I said to you"
❛ just breathe, just relax, it'll be okay. ❜
❛ i've got my money on things goin' badly. ❜
❛ all i know is this could either break my heart or bring it back to life. ❜
❛ i want you now, i wanna need you forever. ❜
❛ i'm trying hard not to look like i'm trying. ❜
❛ every time i tried hard for love, it fell apart. ❜
❛ i was thinking just one time, maybe the stars allign and maybe i call you mine. ❜
❛ to tell you the truth, sometimes i wish i was them. ❜
❛ you won't lose yourself in love the way that i did. ❜
❛ all the bad boys would be good boys if they only had a chance to love you. ❜
"Something keeps me holding on to nothing"
"So why did you go away?"
"There's not a day I don't miss those rude interruptions"
"But I never planned on you changing your mind"
"May these memories break our fall"
"Tell them how the crowds went wild"
"I had the time of my life with you"
"Strangers' silence makes me want to take the stairs"
"You never know what people have up their sleeves"
"People throw rocks at things that shine"
"I was playing back a thousand memories, baby"
"Is that the kind of ending you wanna see now?"
"I know that we could work it out somehow"
"He's not all bad like his reputation"
"Right here, wishing the flowers were from you"
"'Cause I've loved you from the very first day"
❛ i've been watching you for ages and i spend my time trying not to feel it. ❜
❛ what would you do if i went to touch you now? ❜
❛ what would you do if they never found us out? ❜
❛ it's best that we move fast and keep quiet. ❜
❛ you won't believe half the things i see inside my head. ❜
❛ wait 'til you see half the things that haven't happened yet. ❜
❛ i could see you being my addiction. ❜
❛ you can see me as a secret mission. ❜
❛ once, i had an empire in a golden age. i was held up so high. i used to be great. ❜
❛ they used to cheer when they saw my face. now, i fear i have fallen from grace. ❜
❛ i feel like my castle's crumbling down and i watch all my bridges burn to the ground. ❜
❛ you don't want to know me, i will just let you down. ❜
❛ i held that grudge 'til it tore me apart. ❜
❛ ones i loved tried to help so i ran them off. and here i sit alone behind walls of regret. ❜
❛ people look at me like i'm a monster. ❜
❛ i know that you and i would've found each other in another life. ❜
❛ you are not the exception. you will never learn your lesson. ❜
❛ you still would've turned my head even if we'd met on a crowded street in 1944. ❜
❛ how could i not see the signs? ❜
❛ when all is said and done, they just weren't the one. ❜
❛ even in a different life, you still would've been mine. ❜
❛ time breaks down your mind and body. don't you let it touch your soul. ❜
❛ i'm gonna love you when our hair is turning gray. ❜
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Pro abortion advocates I’ve noticed have a huge overlap with the crowd of people who call their dogs and cats their fur babies or believe that humans are all terrible.
There was this video I watched of a pregnant woman who developed an allergy to their pet (I think it was a dog) while pregnant and her husband didn’t want to rehome it fast enough, so she rightfully called out how he was basically putting a cats life over her and their unborn baby. So she left the pet at a shelter where it did unfortunately pass away which is sad and I understand that losing a pet is hard but everyone in the comments were ALL basically praising the husband for divorcing his pregnant wife because to them, a cat was worth more than her health and the wellbeing of the baby.
It was really eye opening to see how much hatred this woman was receiving. There was blame on the unborn baby too on how she couldn’t just leave her home?? She was pregnant, and her health was being affected by their pet. Yet she was wrong for thinking about how this was affecting the baby that nobody cared to think about. There is a serious problem with how many people in society now do not value life and how serious pregnancy is. The husband clearly didn’t care. And clearly now, people value the life of an animal over other people. Idk maybe I’m just from a different culture and not very sensitive to this than the comments because I do like animals but it seems like in the west, pets are like children, siblings or family members? It’s just so weird to me. I can’t ever imagine looking at a cat or dog and see them as literal children. It’s creepy and dehumanizing.
Trash husband. Trash victim blaming ass supporters.
I like animals but people being so extra about their pets give me massive narcissist energy. You know, those people deifying animals precisely bc unlike humans, animals can't say to them "no", contradict or question their character.
Domestic animals are just pure unfiltered love, exactly like children, you're absolutely right. That's why both people obsessed with maternity and BABIES (not children) and "i love animals more than humans" types are major red flag.
And yeah, I think this obsession with animals is a very Westerner thing. There are pet everywhere in the world, but this borderline psychopathic obsession with animals that can be found almost exclusively in the West (especially cats) always came off super weird to me. My tinfoil is that the craze about cats (since ~2012) and the boom of social medias and meme culture was a psyop to distract millennials away from the 2008 financial crisis and potential militantism ("Occupy Wall Street") and dumb them down into intellectual anaesthesia. But I digress.
I hate that whenever there's a story of a dog who bit or mauled someone you ALWAYS have psycho defending the dog. Even when the victim is a child who's been mauled to death. I heard an elderly man lost his leg because of dog...
I like dogs, but the moment a dog displays the slightest form of aggressiveness to my children or any of my family I'll do everything I can for them to be put down. Animals will always be animals. I literally don't care if he's "family"
also those ugly dog shouldn't be anywhere near children and be required to permanently wear a muzzle.
Parents leaving them play with their own children should be reported to CPS idc
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Meggy I swore I wasn't gonna end up taking it out of the pantry until later but this just has to come out (lol). Thank you so much by the way, because I think "Believe" is gonna end up being my favorite little Christmas fic (lol).
I was gonna have this be for Miles but unfortunately, Rhett Abbott has struck at this odd hour and a friend of mine and I have been going back and forth about this idea for a while (lol).
I don't know if you watch Yellowstone at all, but I can't get it outta my head that John Dutton, Royal Abbott, Thomas Rainwater and Thomas's friend, Mo, were all serious neighborhood miscreants growing up. So close were they, that when Rhett was born, Royal asked John personally if he could be Rhett's godfather and the man readily accepted.
Rhett, Kayce, Rip, Beth and Wes Redwood (one of my ocs for Outer Range) all grew up together and also caused a shitload of mischief in their own right. I'm tellin ya, these kiddos were absolute MENACES in grade school, so many noogies, titty twisters, Indian burns and games of "brain damage" on the bus. There were alot more kids in their gang, a whole bunch of ranch and rez brats that took to each other like fish in water. Since Wes grew up on the Nez Perce land over the hill from the Abbotts, he'd always get the feral kiddos from his neck of the woods to join. Perry was always the unfortunate victim of their shenanigans (literally nobody......I repeat NOBODY, will ever talk about the staple gun incident, lol).
They all kinda felt bad for Billy Tillerson because Perry, Trevor and Luke would always pick on him for being the runt of the litter so Rhett, Rip, Kayce and Wes all decided to have him initiated into the group. When they did, Cecelia swore the kids were having some kind of creepy ritual in the basement and regretted it instantly when she opened the door and found Billy strapped to the coffee table and saw Rip spanking Billy with a ping pong paddle and the kids all gathered in a circle around it.
"Roy! Ya'll better come see what the headcases did this time!" (lol).
One time the guys got all weirded out too when Cecelia started her spring cleaning warpath. Rhett went to hide at Wes's place for a good couple of hours but it ended with Rhett, Rip, Kayce, Wes and the other men of the house hiding on the roof with a twelve pack and a bunch of lawn chairs while they were singing John Denver's "Calypso." All Cece had to do was follow the sound of the alley cats screeching and she scared the shit out of'em when she jumped in with the yodeling part (lol).
Oh but it gets even better (lol).
Beth had bought a piece of real estate property from a police auction, thinking she was gonna get a good deal out of it, but when the boys all walked in there, whaddaya know?? It was an absolute floor to ceiling hoarder nightmare! Rip was in charge of filming everybody's reactions and they were absolutely HYSTERICAL.
"Oh my God it looks like Oscar The Grouch just threw up in here," coming from Rhett.
"Uh, why does that cardboard cutout of Carrie Fisher have a hole in it?" coming from Kayce.
"Bro this place is clearly diseased and needs a tetanus shot......maybe like three," coming from Wes.
"Aw man, I don't wanna know what I just stepped in," coming from Rip.
"I don't wanna check the basement, I'm scared a tentacle's gonna slither out and grab me," coming from Kayce.
But oh do the boys love that they can give Beth so much shit because they're the ones working on that godforsaken death trap of a house while she's in the office with John and Thomas (lol). Even Rhett's beloved wifey gets alot of it at work too (lol).
They will literally send her memes, tik toks and all sorts of shit throughout the day just to see the reaction. Rip's personal favorites were when they were demoing the shitty bathroom upstairs and he'd take all sorts of pics of Rhett making weird faces which in turn would become yet another "Elvis died on the toilet" meme (lol).
Meggy I'm just gonna stop right there because I know if I keep going it's just gonna get weirder. I was in a very, very silly mood this evening and just couldn't help myself, plus I figured maybe a good laugh was in order (lol).
aww! Of course Mary :) i really enjoyed your “Believe” fic & love that you chose to write it with Miles! Rhett my beloved :,) yesss! you can send in thoughts/thots about any of Lew’s characters! i’m not opposed & will read them all! besides Owen of course😬 but i’m excited to read what you’ve sent in !!
~ i haven’t seen Yellowstone! i don’t watch many shows honestly. i’m pretty boring when it comes to that haha😅 I’m gonna have to read up on it, but from what i do know about it & seeing how you’ve infused it into the Outer Range universe, it seems like it would be very fitting!!
~ of course Rhett was a little troublemaker growing up, i can so see it!! all of these little shenanigans you listed are making me chuckle & the fact that Perry was victim to all of it! ha i love it!! also love that they have this little friend group where they could cause mishap together! it’s awesome. Billy being the runt just makes so much sense & omg the part about them tying him to the coffee table & spanking him is SENDING ME !!! also Cecelia just yelling to Royal to come witness what these crazy kids were up to again is just 🤣🤣
~ haha i love this part about them singing on the roof !! & love it being a John Denver song too:)) not Cecilia joining in with them !! HAHA! Mary you have me laughing like an idiot over here just trying to picture this😭 also the part about the house & the boys just roasting the shit of it,
"Oh my God it looks like Oscar The Grouch just threw up in here," coming from Rhett.
"Bro this place is clearly diseased and needs a tetanus shot......maybe like three," coming from Wes.
~ these boys ! MENACES TO SOCIETY! they did not hold back one bit, i love it so much🤣 haha not them sending wifey memes & tik toks! also not the elvis dying on the toilet meme too help!! rolling around laughing over this!
Mary your mind! i swear you always have such creative ideas & your thoughts/thots never fail to make me smile or laugh! i’m sorry for not really contributing much to this, but just know that i really enjoyed reading it !! thank you for sending it in 🥰💗
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for your character meme: ildari sarothril, faralda, and elisif the fair! (you needn't do all three if you don't want!)
Ohhh nice choice of characters!
Ildari
First impression: I found her to be an annoyance and didn't have a solid opinion on her, but I did think she was taking things one step too far, and murdering innocent people because of her desire for revenge and for no really understandable reason made me dislike her.
Impression now: I've come to dislike Neloth a lot more over the years, and I feel like now, I can understand Ildari a little better. She trusted that man, and he didn't care what happened to her. If someone who I looked up to and who was supposed to teach me treated me as nothing more than an experiment, I would snap too.
Favorite moment: Sadly, I don't have one as she gets so little actual screen time.
Story idea: The Dragonborn, who is also mad at Neloth after being experimented on and experiencing severe side effects, teams up with Ildari to mess that old man up.
Unpopular opinion: idk if this counts as unpopular, but the player should have been given the option to actually talk to her instead of just being able to read some journals.
Favorite relationship: We don't know of any outside the one between her and Neloth so... I can't really answer this.
Favorite headcanon: I like to think that she idolized Neloth a great deal, and she was young and naive enough to believe that he cared about her, and that's what really makes her so angry - not that he got her "killed", but that he didn't care.
Faralda
First impression: Lady ffs it's cold out here and you expect me to summon an atronach here when I have about 120 points in magicka?! No, but for real... she seemed pretty high and mighty at first.
Impression now: Still a bit high and mighty, but her heart is in the right place.
Favorite moment: When she rushes to protect Winterhold after Ancano messed with the Eye without hesitation.
Story idea: Her finally getting fed up with Nirya's shenanigans and deciding to do something about it.
Unpopular opinion: I... really don't have one?
Favorite relationship: Faralda and Mirabelle.
Favorite headcanon: I firmly beliebe that she has a mischievous streak that she never allows herself to show. But she has probably pranked Ancano once or twice, only nobody ever found out it was her.
Elisif
First impression: Sweet, very young and naive, but I always saw her as brave.
Impression now: She cares deeply for her people, and she's got so much potential. It annoys me how much the people she relies on belittle her - Falk Firebeard most of all, although I suppose he kind of means well. How the hell is she meant to become High Queen when nobody believes she can actually do the job?
Favorite moment: The moment she trusts the player with the task of getting Torygg's war horn to a Talos shrine. She has to know she's taking a huge risk, and she's doing it anyway because she feels like it's what her husband would have wanted.
Idea for a story: I don't know how yet, but one day I want to write a story in which there's a scene where Ulfric Stormcloak thinks "Oh fuck, she's frighteningly competent now." I have no idea how to get there, but one day I will.
Unpopular opinion: She is a lot smarter than people give her credit for. Her ideas and her orders are not stupid, she simply doesn't have the knowledge she needs to make informed decisions because Falk and Tullius shelter her to the point where she has no idea what is going on in her own hold. And I hate that it appears like she's slowly losing confidence with every dismissed idea, with every time Falk talks over her.
Favorite relationship: Elisif and Sybille Stentor. I feel like Sybille's the only one in that court who doesn't actively look down on Elisif.
Favorite headcanon: Believe it or not, I currently can't think of one :(
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https://vt.tiktok.com/ZSRAeAmHe/
😬het fans are something else. They keep adding to it...(read the tweet 😬)
Also what confuses me more is H talking so much about the movies in the interview. He should have said "great experience can't say much aboutit yet"(since it wasn'tan interview planned from the director, mp's at least)...I mean if I was the director I would be pissed bc everyone was excited about this movie (mostly ppl who don't care about harry) and he's just bringing drama to it. Also it's damaging his image for future movie works( ..if he wants to do one again)
The fact that his team, that is supposed to take care of his image, approved it it's a big wtf
Another thing is that I don't believe he was supposed to really say anything about mp but, did it anyway to make it less weird talking so much about dwd (like the movies are not out yet for him to talk about them, and it wasn't movie promo it was an article for the "King of pop" which also ridiculous bc his career only growed this past 2 years and he still has a long way ( I swear 2 years ago I would go around and say I listen to harry styles and legit I had to explain that he was the curly dude from 1d for ppl to understand who I'm talking about ...nobody knew him before the ws mv)
Ehhh, tbh he literally said one sentence about dwd, the rest was the leech talking which only made it obvious they got Harry this cover so that they can push her, her persona, this sorry excuse of a relationship and that flop movie. In a way, I am glad this backlash is happening because hshq needed a slap in the face - a team consisting of a bunch of talentless and arrogant nepo babies who thought they could do everything they want and people would be licking their asses, I hope Jeff has been crying picking up calls since yesterday, considering how much they fucked up promo for MP. Harry was all over twitter yesterday as a meme of a straight no homo dude being repulsed by any gay activities and I can guarantee you that if they release the trailer for MP soon and any intimacy will be shown between Harry's and David's characters, the memes will come back and no one will take this movie seriously.
I am praying this is a wake up call for Harry regarding his team and oh-so-lovely best friend of a manager that they don't have his best interest at heart and that what they have Harry do to satisfy everyone and their mother is just not worth it. He could have all of this and much more if they just let him be himself but Jeff is too lazy to even try.
#ask#anonymous#also funny how his lovely friends that have his back didn't post anything huh#usually they are all over harry's shit but what? he is getting dragged becaus of you and suddenly you don't want to be associated with him?#a bunch of fake snakes lmao
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I call this...everything wrong with that-site-that-shall-not-be-named's stupid posts:
- You know, this is the only good post from these I agree on..seriously, Changed in itself is a fucked up symbiote fetishist's wet dream labelled as a horror game yet the only horrifying thing about is the plot and the fact it exists oh yeah and how creepy and overly sexual the transformation sequences are, seriously...'transfur or die' is pretty much just shoved down your throat over and over throughout and this game was only made because Dragonsnow has a symbiote fetish and tons of nasty fetishes he told the devs to put into the game.
- Calling Chucky a toddler even though we all know that Charles Lee Ray or 'Chucky' as he is called is an ADULT serial killer who got his soul transferred into a child's doll, the doll is made to look like a kid's doll because well...woudl you EVER suspect a doll of murdering someone? I think not.
- The CWC comparisons are out-dated now considering what has happened to THAT person.
- The forum thread in general only gets updated with posts that are from months or years ago or the person behind the post deleted the post or the DA admins deleted that post, so shouldn't the Drmusic2 thread just get deleted anyway?
- They harp on Nathan for doing a list of tropes he can't stand in roleplay scenarios and in general yet the only thing they can say is call it 'tl'dr drivel'? Honestly, I can't stand that meme to be honest.
- That Quora post was actually just from a month or year ago, yet you felt the need to bring it up? No offense but the Quora post was back when CombustingHerpes was a thing and was actually active, yeah that site is still up but nobody ever goes on it or visits it anymore, guess the members found something else to occupy their time like dank meme references only they find funny. Defunct? That site is still active, it just hasn't been updated since 2013 and obviously...yeah, I can see why.
- I am just going to explain it like this..Nathan stated HIS opinion on a fake review of Combustingherpes, Fake Serbian Douche attacks him for it and calls him a terrorist and claims that he is trying to bomb Serbian and accuses him of being a Balkan of all things, Nathan tries to ignore this guy, he shows up everywhere, the guy questions him for liking the Muppets (accusing him of doing nudes of them when it's just fanart made with Heromachine), and doesn't even know that Christopher freaking Walken's name is spelled WALKEN and NOT 'Walker', tricks Nathan into looking up a fake movie that doesn't exist, tricks him into going on Ask and asking about a fake movie, admits he wasn't even Serbian to begin with yet everyone believes him. What joke? There's no jokes in Combustingherpes that anyone who isn't in the MSG stoner demographic or in the dank memes demogaphic would find in anyway funny, pretending to be Serbian is NOT a joke. Other countries and ethnicities are NOT titles to brag about in an an attempt to seem edgy.
- You do know the post Nathan made on Similarworlds about being mature was actually just imported from the website it used to be on, right? And also since when does making fanfics make someone immature?
- Nathan isn't female and he doesn't identify as anyone but himself, refer to him as Nathan and not the name of the woman that you heard the daloliverse calls him as.
- Nathan doesn't want to drink Dan Aykroyd's blood or wear his skin, the character in-universe is a vampire and that was just a story.
- I am sorry but what kind of mandela effect did you imagine exactly? Nathan never said he actually identified as a werejohncandy, the werejohncandy thing was just a faux means of a roleplay account and he has done so in the past.
- Claims Nathan wrote an incest-fic despite not knowing what incest means...you do know that two characters who are not blood relatives sharing a room together and sleeping together isn't incest, right? Also what inter-racial subtext? I am pretty sure we all know apes do not in fact = African Americans, since you know gorillas have black fur NOT black skin, their skin is grey.
- Nathan did not make a character bi for the sake of mocking people who critique others for doing such things, no...actually he didn't, he came out as bi in 2019.
- Actually he said that in-universe non-werecreature shapeshifter characters get offended at being called werecreatures, only because only a handful of those characters are actual werecreature ones, i'm one of them..technically i'm more of a werecelebrity character, the fictional versions of David Bowie and Chris Walken are vampire or vampire-like, Trumpty is a Trump-creature but isn't actually Donald Trump, yes...the Forgotten Werecreatures cast are all types of werecreatures, Dan is a Were-Aykroyd, my counterpart is a Were-Aykroyd, and Growler is a weregrinch. Mel and Eucalyptus are part of a whole different race (they are koala-girls), Soo is a Pandaren, Oats and Opal are both anthro horses (yes Prince Oats is who Oatsie the Ponyta is based on), Holly and Hoofer are both anthro Clydesdales, Mimi is a Minionette (a race of female anthro-ized versions of the Minions), etc.
- What you think Nathan said: 'Weight gain where it's a person becoming a fat version of themselves are horrible but pig tfs are okay', what Nathan actually said: 'If it is just a skinny character gaining weight and eating like a slob it is not much of a change and also actually is demeaning, pig transformations and transformations into a species or character that is naturally like that actually make sense to have weight gain in them.'
- You do know those aren't diaper photos, right? Those are pants made for someone with a larger body type, not that Nathan is overweight or anything, a little stocky, but not short or overweight.
- These fools think CWC and Natalie and Nathan would make a cute pair...aaaaaw, ain't that cute? BUT IT'S WRONG!
- Nathan: The term you are looking for is being a simp, and believe me, I am. For the record, Aykroydology as I call it is NOT a fetish, it is a way of life. And you better not question it, just be glad i'm not a Were-Aykroyd right now.
- Nathan never claimed that his weregrinch fursona/oc was original, after all the character is a character who is a fanmade character for a series of fics he did based on the Saban series 'Big Bad Beetleborgs' and his character was a house-monster OC. Also...yeah I would say that a fanmade OC does count as an 'original character'. Then again canon characters also start off as 'original characters/OCs of the authors so it's not far-fetched. Also I am pretty sure everyone knows the word grinch and all associated with it originated from Dr Seuss's novel and making the mean one green originated in the animated specials. Yeah saying a character that was based on another author's character is unoriginal is redundant, also you know the plot for the Grinch is totally almost the same as A Christmas Carol, right? Yet nobody way back when that book was made ever accused Theodore Geisel of ripping off Dickens. The Charles Dickens estate didn't protest about it, so neither should you.
- Oh no you don't...don't bring ME into this, don't go saying that Nathan is immature for creating me and doing rants with me, I demand to see your admin so I may berate them and tell them that next time they talk shit about my friends I am going to make a petition to have you guys removed off every site you have an account on.
- You do know that Nathan actually DID do research when it comes to the 'spirit animal test', I know online personality tests don't actually count as actual quizzes or anything but crows do have the reputation of being somewhat connected to mysteries and magic and have a mysterious reputation in general hence the bit about being 'anti-social', it's the same as the cockroach one.
- Said 'parody' if you could even call it that was a poor attempt at ripping off Nathan's characters and using said characters without permission, said character was used without permission and killed off brutally. I'd chimp out too if that happened to me.
- Uh...Nathan does KNOW how to clean himself, you don't need to give instructions for that.
- What is wrong with having a fursona based on a Jim Carrey movie? Look, Nathan's favorite Jim Carrey movie is the Grinch and the Grinch is his favorite Carrey character, yeah Viewer-Alt made a 'the Dr Seuss Foundation should sue him' comment about him once, but I doubt Audrey Geisel would have a problem with people making OCs based on her late husband's work. If anything, she was more pissed off at the live-action Cat in the Hat movie and also..probably doesn't know about the 'Mean One' horror movie that is coming out which is a 'parody' so to speak. Having an OC based on or inspired by a beloved character isn't a crime.
- They often try to assume Nathan is trans, no...he's cisgender male.
- Harp on him for being attracted to Dan Aykroyd and using him in his stories, yet totally don't question an overzealous Homestuck fanboy who clearly wants to get inside..oops, I mean be Jade Harley?
- Nathan never said he 'identified' as a werejohncandy or other characters, the werejohncandy is HIS oc and guess what he has a name, it's Chumsley Hugging Jr, and also Nathan did dress as John Candy for halloween and a series of fake blogger posts which were roleplay pages, but he didn't want to wear John's skin or anything, that is just a bunch of rumors.
- Well if you already still remember him then you did a piss poor job of forgetting him.
- You do know that woman didn't actually voluntarily send nudes to admins, right? She was tricked into it and they made a humilating movie about it and a humilating post about it blurting out their entire evil plan on a PUBLIC forum no less, right? She got hit on by one of the members only for that member to berate her.
- 'Leave Willem Dafoe alone'...oh but he did, it's just an ftm tg based on that Snickers commercial with Dafoe in it. Nothing to have hissyfits over.
- Homestuck fanboy pretty much started the 2019 debacle, all Nathan did was comment on a commission that he didn't know was this prior to this that the piece was by/for this guy of someone turning into a Homestuck character, all Nathan was respond to what seemed like a 'thanks for faving my work' comment, only for said comment to end with a remark about how the person finds Nathan's photomanipulations to be terrible (like we KNOW Nathan isn't the best at morphs, but hey, you have to make do with what you have, Nathan used to use Photoshop but that stopped working ages ago so he just uses Gimp, and he uses facemorpher because Fantamorph is a demo product and you kind of need the number to activate the full version, and also for some stupid reason Morphthing the site Nathan usually uses for some morphs doesn't work and is always stuck on please wait) and yet claims they have no problems with him yet still call him a lolcow and then dedicate a whole post about him saying he'd hate to have dinner with the creator of Homestuck just because Nathan has an anti-Homestuck stamp on his profile, then very much says he is finished with him after that drama was ended (along with a pointless childish response to Nathan criticizing his joke AU of Undertale that just is music from the games and people he fanboys over in the roles and a supposed attempt at making his own wiki, that's the second time someone threatened to make a wiki mocking Nathan, remember the Weregrinch wiki from ages ago that supposedly this one person wanted to make to mock Nathan only to just make a website that looked like it was made on the very very early 2000's internet hosting sites like Geocities or Angelfire? Yeah, I remember that), he comes back two years later to give one final insult, calling Nathan a false-flagger just because his crappy rant about him that was just a petty Memelous rip-off got deleted (it is not Nathan's fault that Mr Metokur's video about him got taken down, COPPA did it, I guess Papa Metokur wasn't family friendly, and also you very much just deleted your account accordingly by yourself so you have yourself to blame for that, also for the record Nathan only commented on Mr Metokur's piece that mentioned him because it brought up his old work and his old stories and he is embarrassed of those, hence why it was taken down, i'm sorry pal but your video barely got any comments and nobody cares for your petty complaints), yet also says it's stupid for Nathan to have a Youtube account (Nathan's allowed to have one, and he can do whatever he wants with it as long as it's not agains the TOS) and also the whole reason he brought up Nathan again was because he supposedly thought a Homestuck fic Nathan wrote was about him yet he admits that he and everyone else on that forum are in the wrong? It's good he admits that and all but come on, don't be a hypocrite. Also, Youtube has a forum? I know Google has a help forum but I don't recall Youtube forums being a thing.
- That plus sized woman you keep thinking is Natalie is an actress who clearly didn't want to be part of your crappy movies which are blatant hate-filled propaganda, you used her, you sexualized her and I find it gross that you are hitting on her.
- That plus-sized woman in the school graduation photo isn't Nathan, or Natalie for that matter.
- The post you have linked to is no longer in service, please dial another number and try again.
- So you assume Nathan isn't hygenic yet we've seen him shower countless times.
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Zuuuuuuu!!! Hi!!!!!! How have you been?!?! Omg you did the meme!!! Love how Dream is the blanket hog lol.
I've never seen this version of the lay out before actually, did you make the template yourself?
Love how they are in contact with eachother, makes it so much better aw
How's your weekend been?
How's work going?
Also how's your eye doing? Are you doing any better
Still can't get over my commission ah! Keep going back to look at it
Hii Gayfish!! <3 Awwwsome, thank you! (๑˃̵ᴗ˂̵)☆ YES I just found this among my drafts and decided to take a break finishing it heh, their relationship is def worth it ;3
Ah nono— I credited the original post with the template under the "read more" line (ówò) I found this one really sweet and easy to use! *^*
Thank uuu (〃ω〃) No boundaries for them anymore <3
The weekend's been busy yet grrreat! \(//∇//)\ I finally took part in that epoxy painting workshop (which I got for my birthday), it was magical ˚✧₊⁎ In a few days I can pick up the dried works and show you ♪ (Well, you can guess the colors I chose ;)
Aaand I just got back from my friend's birthday ٩( ᐛ )و♪ We had so much fun in the quest room! Have you ever been in one? It was based on Among Us, there was one imposter, and instead of killing, they were supposed to secretly switch the button while we were solving tasks. I caught them doing this in the second room (it was the birthday guy themselves heh) but decided to let them win and just looked at them every time we're alone like: :)
Work's been good as well! The other day I went to sign documents on new salary, it was raining heavily on my way but worth it xp And my eye is almost like new, thank you! <3 Only after such major incidents you begin to appreciate the details╰(*´︶`*)╯
Awww I'm really glad to hear you enjoy it! (*´꒳`*)
What about you? ♡ How's your weekend been?? How's it going with the work & drawing? *^*
UPD:
Oh it's alright! (ówò) Please don't force yourself if you feel sleepy now (it is really late :')) Have a nice rest (úwù)☆
It's actually really easy! *^* The only thing is the hardener (which is mixed with the resin), it's toxic & flammable and it's better not work with it at home x)
The mixture is poured into cups and mixed with pigments (paints), then you just pour them onto wooden coasters and that's where the fun begins! ☆
You can 1) tilt it and mix the colors; 2) paint by hand with a stick; 3) blow it with a hair dryer XD Each option is beautiful & interesting in its own way (ㅅ´ ˘ `)♡
Purple is one of the four, bingo! (๑>◡<๑)★
WAIT you've been in an art club?? *0*
Ah right, escape rooms is the right name! It is worth trying *w* Ohhh I can tell you sometime about the horror escape room I've found myself in... x)
Hmm! Trapped? ☆ Sounds really similar, gotta look into this one *^*
No more indeed ;') A snow?! \(//∇//)\ YAY seems like that xp
Awww Gayfish! (ówò) That's amazing!! Did you like it there? Don't hesitate to trust your intuition ☆ I'm so happy for you, hopefully it'll turn out the best way for you ♡ Bonus for the free food xd
I feel you, I know how frightening and tiring it may be in such a large volume, but it can turn out to be even cooler, useful and interesting for you!╰(*´︶`*)╯Don't rush to choose and take your time, you know you can always change your mind (úwù)
Actually, I believe you can talk to @kotikaleo about this since she's a fulltime artist who's studying it professionally now! *^*
A dorm!! (*ﾟ∀ﾟ*) Roommates, parties, college life... ♪ Ohh I wish I was in your shoes to experience this ♡ The beginning of your adult life! ☆ Best of luck to you <3
And that's the main thing! (*´꒳`*) Nobody knows what will happen in a year or two, the only things that matter is what you do and love to do now ♡
Tbh I wasn't even ready going to work with news since my real specialization is a photojournalist (๑˃̵ᴗ˂̵) But the vacancies were quite different so I had to quickly adapt :D
Omg I shouldn't have written so long to delay you— I'm so glad you had such a productive day, please take your time with drawing and sleep well first!╰(*´︶`*)╯
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For the character ask meme, Harrow and/or Jessica Atreides
Reverend Mother of the Bene Gesserit Jessica Technicallynotatreides:
favorite thing about them
Jessica stands out in the canon of SFF Moms for being a unique, memorable, immediately recognizable character with clear motivations and desires of her own, even though those motivations and desires still mostly pertain to Frank Herbert's weird gender assumptions in general and the Bene Gesserit's sacramentalized pickmeism in particular. Can you name a single personality trait of anybody's mother in an Asimov or Heinlein novel? I can't, even though Heinlein (much as I hate him for many, many other reasons) was also relatively good at writing women for a male sci-fi author of the period. I also just love the idea, on a conceptual/meta level, of a Spooky Ninja Space Witch who has Jessica's role in the plot. Muad'Dib's mom has got it going on!
least favorite thing about them
See above re: Jessica's motivations and goals still mostly having to do with weird gender and reproductive politics, although I suppose that's true to life for the concubine of a duke in a feudal society, in the same way that Austen's protagonists all having motivations involving marriage is true to life for daughters of England's old landed gentry.
favorite line
“Anything outside yourself, this you can see and apply your logic to it. But it’s a human trait that when we encounter personal problems, these things most deeply personal are the most difficult to bring out for our logic to scan. We tend to flounder around, blaming everything but the actual, deep-seated thing that’s really chewing on us.”
(Hey, nobody ever accused Frank Herbert of believing that brevity was the soul of wit.)
random headcanon
She's bi/pan.
unpopular opinion
Leto I is great and all by the standards of his time and place, but in absolute terms Jessica still probably deserved someone better.
song i associate with them
"Witchcraft" by Frank Sinatra and "Mother" by Florence and the Machine.
favorite picture of them
Reverend Daughter of the Ninth House Harrowhark Nonagesimus:
favorite thing about them
She's the fucking worst. I have a "rancid female characters" tag for a reason. In both a feminist way and a psychosexual way I genuinely love female protagonists who are just overpoweringly messy and unpleasant people, and Harrow is a standout of the type. I also appreciate that a fervently religious lesbian is one of the main characters of a popular SFF series now.
least favorite thing about them
Harrow is one of those characters where I'm genuinely hard-pressed to come up with things I don't like about her, not because she doesn't have flaws (lmfao) but because her flaws all contribute to why I'm so invested in her. Gun to my head, I suppose I did get pretty pissed off at how long in took her in HtN to get it through her head that """""""God""""""" did not have her best interests in mind, but she can hardly be blamed for that considering the situation.
favorite line
About Harrow:
"Reverend Daughter Harrowhark Nonagesimus had pretty much cornered the market on wearing black and sneering. It comprised 100 percent of her personality. Gideon marveled that someone could live in the universe only seventeen years and yet wear black and sneer with such ancient self-assurance."
("comprised" here should really be "composed" but whatever, Tamsyn Muir is an award-winning author and I'm just an overeducated pedant who writes for a bunch of blogs.)
By Harrow:
"You are a murderer, a conwoman, a cheat, a liar, a slitherer, and you embody the worst flaws of your House--as do I."
random headcanon
Harrow has read some of Gideon's porn magazines. She genuinely doesn't get off on them or like them, but she has read them.
unpopular opinion
I actually think my Harrow takes are more or less orthodox, perhaps surprisingly for this type of character.
song i associate with them
Within Temptation, "The Truth beneath the Rose".
favorite picture of them
My all-time favorite Harrow art is this picture of her as a Novohispanic monja coronada, by @shigeko-nobufusa.
☆°● — character ask meme
#the locked tomb#harrowhark nonagesimus#dune#lady jessica#jessica atreides#give me love give me memes#rabook
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Its time for a probrably wrong union X theory!
Welcome to my first ever attempt at a theory.yall are here to watch ne be wrong. Lmoa.
Union X is coming to an end and its time share with you my big end game theories connecting the dots of kingdom hearts 3 and Re:Mind to Union X. And that is by using some solid evidence from the games and from the light novels. Yes. I'm going there.
This first bit is to do with the idea that Vanitas is the Darkness that possessed Ven in Union X. Now, this could easily be disproven right? Well I think I can actually bring validity to it.
Fist there's the obvious evidence that Vanitas claims that "what I am is Darkness" in Kingdom Hearts 3 and hes been a part of Ven longer than he thinks, he was only extracted is something he mentioned in Re:Mind. This can be written off by him being all the pure darkness in Vens heart, but could be taken as him being the entity darkness.
Ok. So, remember how I said I would talk about the light novels? Well, in said light novels, Vanitas is said to originally have no face/true corporeal form, having the form more like dark Rikus outfit thing, but thanks to Sora touching Vens heart, he gained a more humanish form.
Well.... darkness in Union X...
uhhhh....They have... no form. Just a cloud of purple and black with a figure resemblent of a human form in the center, if you look closely.
And if it were extracted from Vens heart by Xehanort to make Vanitas, that means darkness returns to lay within Ven dormant after the Union leaders defeat it, even when he travels to the time of Birth by Sleep! That or it has left remnents of itself within him to ensure darkness will follow into the future. Either way, it or part of it was in Ven until Xehanort took it away along with the natural darkness of his heart.
But if that's the case, then that would mean Vanitas wasn't technically a part of Ventus, but had resided there so long that that's what he believed. Because memories are stripped when they time travel. Does that effect darkness? Making it thinks its always been Vens darkness and Vens Darkness alone all this time.
Now for things to get a bit wonkey
There's still a big question lurking. What the hell is up with Dark inferno X? (chi pronounced key) its picture is below.
The bio from Re:Mind states "The darkness that erupted out of Ventus's heart and turned into an aggressive heartless. But the voice that was heard at the time intimated that it was "darkness" itself. What did that mean..."
INDEED WHAT!
Well, let's not forget the basic rule of the Kingdom hearts universe. If your heart is lost or Overcome by darkness it becomes a heartless.
Xehanorts heartless, Ansem, possessed Riku in Kingdom hearts 1 when it became a weak heart like spirit... who's to say other heartless who are strong enough can't do the same thing? And the design... who is one person with similar attributes like... a scarf, that Ventus at least encountered or knew?
Ephemer.
Quick point I'll refer to later, but remember, we see Ephemer help Sora with the light of the past later on in kingdom hearts 3. The keyblades all come to life with the hearts of the fallen weilders and stuff and Sora surfs them because video game. Now, this bit is a little confusing. What was Ephemer doing in the white void? Was that a ghostly form of his nobody or something? An appiration? Just his ghost? The moment he arrived in the future?
Well, the moment of him arriving can be crossed of I think. Where did he go if that were the case? Ephemer appearing in that moment does throw a spaner in the world, but I might be able to pull it out and fix the theory prediction.
My theory for this part is that the Ephemer we see in KH3... is Ephemers nobody in a ghost like form waiting for his heartless, Dark Inferno X.
His heartless must of found a way to hide or travel through time and went to hide within Ven's heart like Ansem did to Riku, but it has to be after Vanitas was removed. Otherwise, Dark inferno X would of been extracted by Xehanort too. The entity of darkness or its remnents, however, was with Ven when he travelled through time.
I think the best answer is Ephemers nobody died in the travel or after, is now a spirit, and helped the heroes of light. He's just waiting for his heartless to be destroyed so he can return as his somebody. And now that Sora has defeated it... who's to say we won't see him soon.
Oh and I think the secret Dark Inferno X boss in 3 was just a test for the remind one and went through a minor design change. Image comparison below, pictures from Google.
Kh3 Re:Mind
The unversed floods did the same thing between birth by sleep, bbs final mix and 3 after all going blue to purple and back to blue (I like them purple).
I really don't want to believe that it was Strelitzias heartless and that she might be able to return. I'd rather her remain a permanent death like the keyblade wilders of Union X, Master Eraqus and Master Xehanort. Its nice having a concept of death in Kingdom Hearts.
Where was I? Oh yes. I think Dark inferno X is Ephemers Heartless.
Now for one more problem. How Dark inferno X got to Ventus.
From what I see, it has 2 routes.
1: use the Ark and escape into the future. This leaves only a broken pod in the Union X time so Blain can not join the other leaders. Ephemer just has to wait. The only problem here is how Dark inferno X located Ven and got into castle oblivion without a hitch. Though I guess it did have 10 years to look.
2: hide in someone's keyblade. We've seen hearts contained by keyblades so I don't see why it can't happen again. A curse to the masters defender. I think it atratches its heart to the keyblade and thats how it escaped into Ven. When Aqua left him in Castle oblivion, the heartless snook away and hid within him, waiting for Vens heart to arrive so it could hide better and we could get the scene in Remind.
Either way, thats where Ephemers heartless would reside until it was reawakened.
So, to summarise what we've discussed into a timeline.
The Union leaders battle and defeat Darkness. Maybe temporarily, maybe for good. We don't know until its too late. It probably starts talking about some cryptic stuff, quoting things yet to be heard, who knows. This is where I believe Darkness overtakes Ephemer and turns his heart into dark inferno X (hence why it introduced itself to Sora as Darkness in Re:Mind. In a panic, Skuld and Blaine probably carry their unconscious friends out and flee to the ark, the time travel pods, darknesses remnants inside Ventus's heart and stays dormant until they are brought out. After waking the other 2 up and healing them Skuld, Lauriam and Ven go though the Ark pods, possibly joined by Elrena, and Blaine then stays behind and searches for Ephemers nobody. Hoping to reunite and reconnect the dark inferno X to Ephemer.
Dark inferno X then hides away or travels to the future. I mean, I don't expect it to fit in the ark pods, but it might hide away in there or something. If it does then heres the first scenario.
There is one broken pod left. Blaine does his best to fix it, but its not safe enough so Ephemers nobody dies going through and it ends up as a spirit thing, waiting and searching for its heartless. Oh! And Blaine doesn't figure out how to properly build the things so he decides to remain in this time.
Dark inferno X then searches attaches to Ven to hide away.
The other scenario is it hides away in masters defender and slips by then. Blain sends Ephemer through, but since he's a nobody, things don't go smoothly and Ephemers Nobody probably dies in travel.
The generations pass and everything happens.
Dark inferno X is defeated by Sora.
The end game is coning.
And that's it. That's the whole theory. Here's to hope the Union leaders come out on top in the Union X finale, Sora is saved in the next game and Ven finally gets therapy once he recovers these memories. Actually let's order therapy for everyone!
Also speaking of Ven, Nomura, if you hurt my boy again, I'm gonna punch you.
Theres a reason I made this cringy meme! (art of Ventus by me its one of my older arts of him)
Phoenix out!
(Ps: reply or reblog with inaccuracies)
#kingdom hearts#ventus#Ephemer#vanitas#dark inferno x#kh ux#kh#union x#theory#kh ventus#kh ephemer#look
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PARTY FAVOURS | CHAPTER 5
Rating: Explicit.
‼️TW: Reader is EIGHTEEN! Recreational drug use, smoking and alcohol consumption, deeply internalised self-loathing, very questionable moral standards. Daddy kink taken half-seriously. BDSM themes in later chapters - explicit content will come with it's own TWs. FIRST PERSON POV.
Summary: You're Peter's classmate, a child of rich and famous but uncaring parents. Getting paired up for a lengthy project with the boy was an interesting turn of events and you don't know whether to feel blessed or cursed when you develop, seemingly, a perfectly normal, harmless crush on Tony Stark. Fueled by feelings of inadequacy and boredom, your life spirals out of control - and you're lucky your newfound friends are there to pick up the pieces even if you cannot find it in yourself to believe these amazing human (and not so human) beings voluntarily give you more than a fleeting glance and an offhanded thought. And they brought cake!
A/N: Revenge is sweet but a well-timed dick joke is sweeter. xoxo gossip girl. Please supervise one Bucky Barnes on the internet. Questionable music taste. Detention is the price we pay for justice. Bruce Banner is too precious for this world, too pure.
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"Initiate phase one," I added a growly undertone to my whisper, holding my phone inconspicuously, as if I was making a simple phone call. There was no answer but I didn't expect one: I was testing the voice recorder app that I had downloaded for the sole purpose of documenting and relaying the inevitable fall of one Flash Thompson.
Making my way through the crowd of students during the busiest time of the day, I made the most intrigued and outraged facial expression I possibly could. Spying my targets, I leaned against a nearby wall, putting a hand over my mouth in fake outrage, keeping my eyes wide and trained on the opposite wall. Just as I had predicted, the two sophomore girls started giving me side-eye by minute two of my staring and finally approached me as I contemplated the wall for whole five minutes.
"I'm sorry, are you okay?" The brunette asked, her blonde friend hanging a step back.
"Yeah, totally," I mumbled. "I'm, like, shook beyond imagination, but nothing, like, bad."
The girls traded a curious look, seemingly coming to some sort of conclusion. The greedy gleam in their eyes had me internally cheering. "What happened?" The blonde one asked, coming closer.
"I'm not sure if I should tell that to anyone," I stammered, watching them bodily move forward. "Well, okay, I can't keep quiet. But you must never, ever speak of it or I'll get expelled or something," I said nervously. They both nodded so rapidly it reminded me of Funko Pop figurines. "You know the senior guy, Flash? Brown hair, kinda hot?" Again, they both nodded, conspicuously grinning. "I think I just saw him in the closed girls bathroom on the third floor with, like, some brunette from Ms. Johnson's History class," They both gasped. Predictable. "But that's not the worst! They were like, y'know," I made an obscene gesture with my hand and they instantly covered their own mouths with their palms in shock. "And the chick was like 'is it in yet?' and he was like 'yah' and I just closed the door and ran, oh my god I hope they didn't hear me," I squealed at the end, playing the part of a mortified teenager.
All three of us giggled uncomfortably for a moment. The blonde girl stared at me suspiciously. "And what were you doing there?"
I faked a nervous stammer, looking around briefly and showing them my lighter for a moment. They both gasped and nodded in recognition. "Don't tell anybody or my mom is going to have kittens," I pleaded. Both of them nodded solemnly, noticing their own group of friends approach. I used the brief moment to get lost in the river of pupils and by the time they turned around to introduce me, I was already at the opposite part of the hallway.
For the time being, everything seemed peaceful. There were a few giggles and side-eyes directed towards Flash Thompson but nothing out of the ordinary. He was disliked by most of the student population even if nobody dared to admit it outright. I took care to walk around without my earbuds for the day and pulled out my phone to record the most interesting conversations around me whenever I caught the tell tale signs of a gossip mill beginning to run its course around the school.
"Oh my god, I heard about this girl that was caught fucking Flash in the girls bathroom and she literally said 'is it in yet', can you imagine the shock, jeez!"
"Some chick literally just rejected Flash because his dick was too small."
"Rebecca from AP chemistry told me someone saw Flash's micropenis. Poor guy!"
"I wonder if his girlfriend dumped him because he can't do shit, I mean, he doesn't look like the type to eat the kitty."
Those were just the highlights of the Friday afternoon. Come the weekend and the news of Flash's unfortunate condition will make the rounds through every single group chat that the school has and by the time Monday rolls around, nobody will have a clue who started the rumour in the first place. I had to carefully select the girls who were to distribute the rumour and I was happy with the outcome: Marissa and Layla with their squad of chatty, bored rich girls were the perfect choice. I thought they would jump at any opportunity to cause drama and I was right.
It was sufficient to say I was bristling with pride as I cut and compiled the audio track from today's school day before sending it to the group chat.
Clint, Peter and Natasha appeared online as soon as the message delivered and I was delighted at their response. Romanoff's kind words, specifically, made me all warm and mushy inside. I didn't resist the feeling, basked in it even as I did a happy dance around my room. Peter's nonsensical string of emojis was another point of laughter for me.
It wasn't exactly the smartest way to go about killing Thompson's reputation... Alas, simplicity is the way to success when it comes to large crowds of teenagers. That tiny little vindictive part of me was very much looking forward to the weekend and the results of the inevitable distortion of the rumour I had started. Who knew, maybe by Monday Flash Thompson would not only have a micropenis but horns and hooves as well.
Near bedtime, I had all the avengers send me their regards and thumbs up. I answered the flurry of texts as quickly as I could but there was no point in keeping up with ten or so people constantly streaming their questions, opinions and comments.
I settled on a single easiest response: pulling my dad's old uni sweatshirt over my tiny lacy pajamas to preserve some modesty, I settled in front of my mirror, turning on my Bluetooth speaker to play "Boss Ass Bitch". In true gen-z fashion, I put on my best resting witch face and solemnly lip-synced to the song's eponymous chorus. My eyeliner was sharp enough to cut paper and my prismatic highlighter glittered enigmatically in the cold light of my blue lava lamp.
The response was, once again, delightful and I genuinely belly-laughed at the adults' attempts to meme after Peter. His blushy face emoji started a whole nother conversation that I didn't participate in but watched from the sidelines with glee, snorting every time his friends and mentors gently teased him about the very obvious crush he harboured on me.
Seeing Peter starting to go absolutely nuts, I interjected with an offer (more like a dare) of a lip sync battle. He jumped on the bandwagon, immediately going offline to undoubtedly film an epic video of what I thought would be dorky-dancing to some hipster song. I was pleasantly surprised when it turned out to be a pre-recorded tik tok video of him and Ned fighting with lightsabers while mouthing the words to Fergalicious that played over the Imperial March.
Weirdos. I still followed him on the app, though, it was pretty funny.
Bucky interjected with a very well executed rendition of "Bring Me to Life": he was wearing his full Winter Soldier get-up, complete with an AK-47, dramatically serenading Steve who looked seventeen shades of done with his partner's antics. Wanda's following twenty second voice message consisted of nothing but pure hysterical laughter, summing up everyone's reaction to the video. Bucky was going to go viral one of these days...
Obviously, I had good competition and nobody else seemed to want to participate so I rearranged my surroundings a little bit and stood up at my full height and swapped the old sweatshirt for a cute crop-top hoodie. My thigh-highs were on display and with my make-up, I looked like a proper internet e-girl. I leaned against the mirror as I mouthed along to the song with my best interpretation of the famous Lucifer smirk, seasoned with a tiny bit of angelic innocence: "Doctor, doctor, give me the news, I got a bad case of loving you..."
Needless to say, I won the competition. Eventually Wanda joined in, looking menacing and ominous with her dark clothes and Natasha's red hair flashing somewhere in the background; even Tony did a round (AC/DC as his soundtrack of course) with one of his Iron Man suits but nothing beat my stunt and the reaction that it caused.
I had accidentally called out Bruce with the choice of my song and his teammates gave both of us a lot of cheeky comments about it. We relented and flirted with each other a bit as the conversation flowed into more mundane discussion; I said my good nights somewhere between Tony's bitching about the hobbies of my generation and my nightly skincare routine. The little green heart that I'd become accustomed to over the past few weeks greeted me just as I was about to lock my phone.
Bruce was really too precious for this world. My crush on him was different than the one on Tony, it mellowed out in comparison. I wanted him to hold me, to stroke my hair, to call me his darling and wrap me up in one of those dorky button-ups that he insisted on wearing in spite of Tony's unwanted, however very valid, fashion advice.
For all that's worth, the scientist probably knew or at least suspected and had the good grace to play along just enough to satisfy my deep need for attention... Without crossing any actual lines. It was frustrating, it was disappointing but I had virtually nothing to complain about. Besides, I didn't want to lose the quirky friendship that we had. Banner was, probably, the least judgemental person I knew and I wasn't about to trade that for an awkwardly stolen kiss.
Monday and Tuesday passed in a flurry of giggling and snorting every time Flash walked by. His girlfriend broke up with him, very publicly, accusing him of cheating and he didn't even deny it - just insulted her and stormed off, leaving even his friends looking lost and clueless. I started dragging Peter and his two pet nerds along with me just about everywhere I went in case Thompson decided to do something stupid again. If judging only by the looks he was throwing our little company, he was on his way to figuring out who began nibbling at his reputation.
The week was coming to an end and the rumour began dying off, slowly. That just didn't sit with me, I wanted the fucker gone. Due to the obvious time constraints, I approached MJ regarding Peter - after a brief argument, we came to an agreement regarding Peter's safety should I need to leave him alone in the hallways or at lunch.
I needed to do this alone so if I got caught, I won't drag them down with me. Granted, I would probably get something like a suspension and the school will attempt to call my mother (she never picks up) but that's about it. That's where her reputation comes in handy-people consciously avoid dealing with her, she can be that unbearable.
But first, I needed to get a teacher that's on my side. After carefully considering the candidates, I settled on my Social Studies professor - he taught the college-level classes and was overall a very chill, nice dude. And he disliked bullies with a flaming passion. So it didn't take me long to work him into a righteous fury - just a quick chat over a cup of tea in his homeroom and a few pictures of Peter's bruised face, complete with my own pleading puppy eyes. We agreed Mr Davies would "accidentally" leave the teacher's lounge unlocked during third period and I would sneak in. The plan wasn't foolproof but if it worked, not only Flash, but also his whole misogynistic, bigoted family would go down.
As I was leaving, Mr Davies looked up at me with a bright smile: "Give them Hell, alright?" And I suddenly noticed he was, in fact, very attractive. The smile brought out the fine wrinkles around his mouth, the crow's feet around his eyes - he smiled a lot. Silver strands mixed in with the wooden brown of his hair.
I let my eyes slide over him briefly before baring my teeth in return. "I owe you one," I don't know what possessed me to say that. My mouth really had a mind of its own sometimes. The room suddenly became hot.
"Sure," He replied, totally oblivious.
On Friday, I made myself a small nest in the empty classroom opposite the teacher's lounge and sat waiting for the signal from Mr Davies - he'd tap on the door once and I'd quietly go inside the teacher's lounge, retrieve Thompson's file and make my way back to the empty classroom to grab my backpack and carry the file to my locker for further examination.
The first part went successfully and I managed to snag Thompson's file. It was heavy and hefty, all the evidence of his rowdiness compiled into one flimsy plastic folder. There were A LOT of pink slips and I rejoiced internally: at least there was a paper trail of his exploits. The principal didn't do anything about it which was... If not against the rules then at least frowned upon; the plan was to take copies and anonymously submit them to the school board prompting at least an investigation into the blatant disregard for Flash's immoral and illegal behaviour.
On my way back I stumbled upon the principal herself which got me not only a stern talking to, but a whole detention for skipping class. Whatever, I was too elated from potentially ruining the life of a dumb fuck who ruined my friend's face.
Surprise came in the face of Mr Davies, who, having heard the commotion in the hallway, stepped out of his class and saw me being lectured by the principal.
"I'll take her for the detention," I heard the familiar voice behind me. The principal nodded solemnly and I had no choice but to sigh in resignation. "Three thirty, be here," He nodded to me, walking back, looking way too smug for his own good. So I wasn't the only one excited about the successful completion of stage two of my nefarious plan. Cue evil laughter.
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#5
Suddenly consumed with an idea for a zakkura winter soldier au and wrote this (I will continue it when I have slept cuz tired)
Zack finds Cloud sitting at the desk in their room above Tifa’s bar. He’s staring out the window and absentmindedly flexing his left hand open and closed. Zack stands there for a moment, watching the smooth motion of the inhuman appendage as it mimics the bones and flesh of a vertebrate creature. He can’t help but be mesmerized by it, how the four fingers extend and retract and look so much like human ones, but are just off enough to set his hindbrain off.
Cloud stops, suddenly, shifting the arm closer to his body and out of sight as he turns to look at Zack. He sits up straighter, rolling his shoulders back and shaking out his wing a bit before he hides it, too, behind him by turning fully to face Zack.
“Hello,” he says, voice soft. The other man had been living with him for over a month with his memories mostly intact and he still didn’t raise his voice to even a normal speaking volume. “Did you need something?”
Zack has to take a moment to shake himself out of his stupor; he’d been too busy watching the afternoon sun dance across the other man’s features to register something had been said at first.
“I just wanted to check on you. It’s been a few hours and…” he trails off, ashamed to admit that he still feared that Cloud would one day just take his beast of a bike and vanish from his life once more despite everything they’ve been trying to painfully rebuild.
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#4
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#3
twas struck with a shower thought that turned into me writing 1k for a scene in the middle of a fic that hasn't been written yet... so yeah, have some Zack and Cloud angst.
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"You expect me to believe that? That Sephiroth was the 'tragic villain' and that I died to save you: the 'big hero'?" Zack sneers down at him, his eyes flaring in his anger. "You do realize how that sounds to me, right? Like you're just spouting off your greatest fantasy where Sephiroth falls from grace and you're just conveniently there to save everyone by putting him down. Why don't-"
"I'm not a hero, Zack," Cloud says, voice small.
"Really?" Zack rolls his eyes and crosses his arms. "You're gonna pull that shit now? What, digging for a compliment or something? Want me to pat you on the back and tell you you did a 'good job ridding your world of the big bad man'? I can't believe I'm still in here listening to this shit. We should have-"
"I'm not a fucking hero, Zack," Cloud snarls, feeling his own eyes starting to flare. "I didn't even make SOLDIER. I was a nobody who returned home a failure and was only able to kill Sephiroth the first time through pure adrenaline and the lucky fact that I didn't register as a threat to him."
He's standing now, his presence spilling out of his usual tight control and filling the room. "I spent the next five years being so utterly useless that you had to break me out of the lab and drag me across the planet and then die for me."
"So, what? Are you expecting a repeat performance? Want me to take the bullet for you again so you can 'honor my sacrifice' and save another world?"
"I LOVED YOU!"
Zack froze, his eyes wide and mouth parted. Cloud looks away, down at the table separating them and swallows.
"I loved you, Zack.” His voice is quiet again, thick with grief and guilt that he still hasn’t completely shed even after all these years. “But you were taken, dating Aerith, so I kept quiet, carried a torch until I sat beside you in the rain and mud, barely coherent and fighting mako poisoning as you passed your sword on to me and told me to live for you. And then I forgot you existed.”
He risks a glance up at the other man. Zack has closed his mouth, pressed it into a thin line, and his eyes shine with an emotion that he can’t begin to name. Cloud looks down again and clenches his fists, taking a deep breath before continuing.
“I left you there in the mud and dragged myself to Midgar and then succumbed to the mako again and the only reason I remembered my name was because someone I knew found me and told me what it was. She assumed I was a SOLDIER and I accepted that fact, took the stories you’d told me, and turned them into memories since mine was so full of holes.”
Cloud’s struggling to get the words out, a lump in his throat choking him up as tears spring to his eyes. The image of the Zack in front of him is flickering, flashes of his Zack smiling up at him covered in mud overlapping with the other’s horrified expression. He squeezes his eyes shut and tries to pull air into his lungs.
“I was with you in your last moments and couldn’t remember in time to let your girlfriend know what happened to you before she died. It took my best friend literally going into my head and fixing it for me to remember you existed at all, let alone how you died and what you’d done for me.” He swallows, clenching his jaw, and opens his eyes again. He looks up, nervous.
Zack stares down at him, hands loose and open at his sides. He looks away, clenching and unclenching his fists, before he lets out a heavy breath and flops back down into his chair. He scoots it forward and rests his elbow on the metal table, pressing his clasped hands into his lips.
“I’m not a hero because I decided to chase Sephiroth for revenge,” Cloud continues. “And, when it mattered, I couldn’t save anyone. I couldn’t save Aerith even though I was right there. I couldn’t save you, him, whatever. Sephiroth wanted to fight me because I got lucky one time and then was unlucky enough to attract Hojo’s attention. The only reason I ended up helping save the planet from Meteor was that I had friends who weren’t gonna tolerate me sitting around regretting everything I’d ever done.”
They sit in silence for a while, deep in thought. Cloud suddenly regrets his outburst; this Zack isn’t his Zack, he doesn’t need to deal with all his shit on top of everything else he’s dealing with. He takes a moment to reexamine his mental bonds, making sure they haven’t come unblocked in his burst of emotion and mollified by the fact that he probably wasn’t beaming his self-loathing directly into the other’s head.
“Then why did you come?” Zack asks, his eyes darting up to meet his. “You said you had a choice, didn’t you? You chose to come here, to help us. If you’re not a hero, then why?”
That was the crux of the matter, wasn’t it? Why was he here? Why did he decide to jump headfirst into another dimension and help them solve their problems?
“It’s nothing big, really. Even after everything, with the healing I’ve done and the forgiveness I’ve received, I still feel guilty. I feel like there’s still more I could have done. This is my way of atoning for it, I guess.”
Cloud shrugs, breaking eye contact and looking back down at his hands. He feels Zack’s eyes on him, scanning, evaluating his honesty. Trying to understand, to know why someone who looks like his greatest enemy would want to help them. Eventually, he must reach some kind of conclusion and sighs heavily. He stands, Cloud looking up to watch the movement. Zack stares down at him, face a mask of indifference once more.
“Thank you for your time. Someone will be down to escort you back to your cell in a bit while we discuss what we’ll do with you.”
He turns, pushing the chair back into place and walking to the door. It buzzes open and he turns to give one last long look at Cloud before stepping out. The door slams shut behind him, leaving Cloud alone with his thoughts once more.
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#2
has this been done yet?
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#1
it's been a productive night for dumb memes
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