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SENTENCE MEME ⟶ STREAMS AND SUCH / part one always feel free to tweak the sentence to fit your muse.
'what if we simply posted the child through the window again?'
'it's not a sexy book!'
'you're thinking of the other roger. he's also called roger.'
'you're interacting with that guy's junk at the moment.'
'i've always thought that horses hooves sound like they're saying 'tip-of-the-butt'.'
'to be fair, if i saw a horse i wouldn't try to go up and ride it.'
'ooh, i've got an idea. ow! that's not part of the idea!'
'i'm going to kick him into the sea.'
'you shouldn't put this many corpses - or any corpses really - in the river.'
'i've put him through a lot this week.'
'can't wait to see how i solve this.'
'calm down baby, have a cold green mountain iced tea.'
'thank you silenced pistol, i love you.'
'let's have a coffee about it.'
'well, we're alive. which is more than i can say for him.'
'fuck-a-doodle-dandy!'
'stupid trolley problem!'
'just wondering if i can shoot the door button.'
'so sorry about what happened to you, thank you for the keycard, byeeee!'
'let's just jump over the flame— or not! or not, okay, let's not jump over the flame.'
'am i some form of robot? or was i grown in a vat?'
'that's just a waste of perfectly good gas. or fire.'
'sorry i missed you there. i was calling a video game alien a twat.'
'fuck off, you little bastard.'
'that was horrible! fuck off lads!'
'the important thing is i did not panic.'
'i'm going to hide in a bush.'
'i can handle it mostly, but not while fighting a psychic monster.'
'please stop being homeless!'
'why is a tent inoperative?!'
'that really genuinely tugs my beard.'
'waiting for green tea is my favourite absurdist play.'
'was it while i was joking about service bottom fetish game?'
'i know you caught something. it's all floppy and wet.'
'it's not them i'm worried about. it's the monsters in the bloody deep that i'm concerned with.'
'not too close to the sun, icarus!'
'if we're gonna panic, we may as well panic rich.'
'that feels trans as fuck.'
'this is a lot of wine for just a civilian house.'
'there's a bigger more windmill-y looking windmill over there.'
'what is wrong with you?!'
'that's his swan song? his death throes?'
'i'd use the clock tower to orient myself but it fell down.'
'simply follow the shouting.'
'this pearl necklace is covered in poo.'
'i mean, i don't know. i'm guessing.'
'maybe... maybe a grenade.'
'i'm being outsmarted by a creature with a brain the size of a pea.'
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SENTENCE MEME THE GOLDEN GIRLS / SEASON 01 EPISODES 05 + 06
just where do you think you're going?
i'm an old white woman, i'm not supposed to have color.
i want you to see how good i look in my new dress.
i've lived in this body since i was born.
if something goes wrong, i'm the first one to hear about it.
i have to wash my hair every day for the rest of my life.
thank you for being a kind and generous god.
the only thing i haven't tried on is the bedspread.
what kind of woman do you think i am?
i am not accustomed to being manhandled.
you are no gentleman.
there is something about that man i don't trust.
she'll be heartbroken when you tell her.
the last time a friend's sweetheart made a pass at me, i lost my friend.
what kind of friend would i be to hurt her?
what kind of friend would you be if you let him ruin her life?
he put his big, masculine arms around my tiny little waist.
why would i make up such a thing?
you're used to getting all the attention and someone comes along and wants me and not you and it's eating your guts out.
nothing you say is worth repeating.
you are an amoral, backstabbing, self-centered woman.
the hell with you and your oversexed boyfriend.
she deserves to know what kind of person he really is.
why does everything happen to me?
isn't there some way we can settle this like rational adults?
how dare you leave in the middle of a fight.
now hold it right there.
i'm not fooling around.
look at him. he's twitching and blinking, he's lying.
i have just never felt so betrayed in all my life.
i haven't been a good friend to a lot of people, but i have been a very good friend to you.
you take some stranger's word over mine?
who'd believe they'd break up their friendship over a man?
i can't just stand by and watch this happen.
i take awhile to warm up, but once i get going i can turn your topsoil til the cows come home.
i probably lost one of my best friends because of you.
i've been an idiot through this whole thing.
there's no excuse for my behavior.
i didn't believe you because i didn't want to.
nobody ever believes me when i'm telling the truth.
it's the curse of being a devastatingly beautiful woman.
you miss a lot of things.
it wasn't my fault, i promise.
i'd keep an eye on this one.
i'm just so glad you're alright.
i'm willing to overlook this little incident.
i don't believe in hitting children.
personally, i like to lay into a kid with a melon baller.
if i breathe and it bothers you, put a pillow over my face.
what are you trying to do, pickle yourself?
what am i supposed to do, just sit around and listen to your arteries harden?
i am having a real problem with your attitude.
you can all just kiss my attitude.
is that all you italians know how to do, scream and hit?
you had no right to hit him.
i'd rather be alone than trapped here with you.
idle hands are the devil's workshop.
he might even start feeling good about himself.
crossing the street without getting pregnant was a chore back then.
life is full of crappy stuff to do.
you can tough it out or you can let it beat you.
it wouldn't be fair to be this old and have to raise children.
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HEADCANON MEME
what is their favorite lego set?
what do they tend to look for in thrift / antique shops?
which golden girl are they most like?
what is their favorite exhibit at an aquarium?
what does their breakfast look like?
what gaming console was the first one they ever played?
is there a small habit that they do every day?
what color was their childhood bedroom?
what is their favorite wine / liquor?
what's their guilty pleasure tv show?
have they ever gone to an estate sale? does it weird them out?
what is their favorite scent of candle?
what's their favorite board game?
what good deed have they done today?
how much water do they really drink in a day?
do they collect anything?
how do they take their coffee / tea?
do they take any medications?
how often to they fall asleep on the sofa?
what are they like when they're sick?
did they / do they still play pokemon go?
do they watch the olympics? do they prefer summer or winter?
what do they usually buy in a gift shop?
what clubs / sports were they involved in as a child / teenager?
how often do they do their laundry?
do they listen to music or watch tv more often?
how many pillows do they sleep with?
what holidays do they decorate for?
have they ever tried to write poetry?
do they keep a daily journal / planner?
what's their favorite time of day?
how often do they clean out their fridge?
what hill are they willing to die on?
do they prefer ice cream in a bowl or a cone?
what religion are they? how do they practice?
do they give money to the homeless?
what's their least favorite chore?
they can pick one skill to suddenly have, what is it?
do they watch the superbowl even if they aren't into football?
what does a typical day off work look like for them?
do they actually use their stickers or just collect them?
have they ever done volunteer work?
mun's choice: tell us something about your muse!
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SENTENCE MEME MARINA & THE DIAMONDS / THE FAMILY JEWELS
was i meant to feel happy?
people like to tell you what you're gonna be.
it's not my problem if you don't see what i see.
i do not give a damn if you don't believe.
it's my problem that i never am happy.
are you satisfied with an average life?
do i need to lie to make my way in life?
nothing comes for free.
they say i'm a control freak.
it's my problem if i wanna pack up and run away.
i feel the need to hide.
i feel i want to die.
are you satisfied with an easy ride?
once you cross the line, will you be satisfied?
trying to hide the hole inside my head.
the sleep is not my friend.
i feel celestial.
i wonder when the night will reach its end.
you've been acting awful tough lately.
inside, you're just a little baby.
it's okay to say you've got a weak spot.
you don't always have to be on top.
better to be hated than loved for what you're not.
you're vulnerable.
you're just trouble.
don't be so pathetic.
can you teach me how to feel real?
look like a girl but think like a guy.
not ladylike to behave like a slime.
easy to be sleazy when you've got a filthy mind.
girls are not meant to fight dirty.
is there any possibility you'll quit gossiping about me?
i feel i've been riding up the wrong path.
i'm gonna make sure i get the last laugh.
do you think you will be good enough to love others and to be loved?
last night's love affair is looking vulnerable in my bed.
i want to wipe out all the sad ideas that come to me.
you never told me what it was that made you strong and what it ws that made you weak.
i'm obsessed with the mess that's america.
your mind is just like mine.
you're looking for the golden lie.
feeling like a loser, feeling like a bum.
don't get on my bad side.
just because you know my name doesn't mean you know my game.
i'm good at protecting what they want to take.
i'm a fucking wild card.
all i know is i cannot pretend.
i feel i'm watered down whenever he's around.
did you find your bitch in me?
you're just a little bit too much like me.
i'm only after success.
i just want to make a change.
i know exactly what i want and who i want to be.
i'm now becoming my own self-fulfilled prophecy.
if i fail, i'll fall apart.
i feel like i'm the worst so i always act like i'm the best.
your possessions will possess you.
tv taught me how to feel.
real life has no appeal.
i'm a cloud drifting by, dripping tears from the sky.
i'm a stray cat on the roam.
one track mind like a goldfish.
this better be worth my while.
i feel numb most of the time.
i've been silent all my life.
i was dreaming something dark.
i'm a guilty one.
will i see the end?
did i beat you at your own game?
typical of me to put us all to shame.
i can't keep my cool.
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SENTENCE MEME MR. INBETWEEN / SEASON 01
he's a fucking liar.
i think somebody's full of shit.
if you got something to say, let's have a talk.
next time he tells you to do something, just fucking do it.
i had a bad week this week.
you have a bad week every week.
my job's to make you sorry you didn't pay when you had the chance.
i got this, but i can't remember who i got it for.
nobody expects you to get it right the first time.
why the fuck would i leave porn in your house?
i'm not just into that stuff.
i'm pretty accident-prone.
i don't even know where the whole santa thing comes from.
is jesus real?
i look up, and on the other side of the clearing there's a unicorn.
i killed the wrong bloke?
next time make sure you got the right guy.
he's a bit shit in the kissing department.
you just gotta find somebody that fits your style.
i don't want to see your fucking balls, you idiot.
i'm punching him in his face.
you punched him three times in the face?
start telling the truth or i'm gonna cut your dick off.
what's with the cowboy hat?
do you think you've got an anger problem?
do you wanna do jail time?
i expect you to behave yourself.
if you're gonna cause trouble, then we'll have to come to some other arrangement.
i thought you wanted to buy me some sexy undies.
generally when you rob somebody, you bring your own bag.
i'm not telling you. it's a surprise.
would you rather have great sex or great food?
no hard feelings? i'm afraid there are hard feelings.
what happened today with those guys is kind of really bothering me.
you were really violent and it bothers me.
i feel like you could have at least tried to talk to the guy.
maybe you could have tried to diffuse the situation.
i'm dealing with two assholes instead of one.
if you respect me, i respect you.
do you enjoy hitting people?
if i hit somebody, i generally got a pretty good reason.
the world is full of assholes.
out here in the real world, there's no consequences.
in your mind, you've done society a favor.
he's got a shitload of drugs and cash lying around.
what the fuck are you doing with that kind of money?
it's starting to feel like you're trying to pull some funny shit.
you pull that shit again, i'll stab you in the head with a fucking fork.
i reckon i can take you down with this spoon before you even get to the fork.
you wouldn't believe me if i told you.
weirdest fucking day of my life.
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SENTENCE MEME JACK'S MANNEQUIN / EVERYTHING IN TRANSIT
what's a girl to do with friends like this?
she let me drive her car so i can score an eighth.
my hair is growing long.
we can live like this.
if you left it up to me, every day would be a holiday from real.
we'd waste our weeks beneath the sun.
we'd fry our brains.
it's so much fun out here.
i'll come back for another year.
the rents are high and [city]'s easy.
it's a picture of perfection.
you sure look fine.
you wore my favorite sweater.
being poor was never better.
let's screw this one up right.
that's when i spend the most time thinking about what i've given up.
this is a warning.
i'm writing you a symphony of sound.
this mix could burn a hole in anyone.
it was you i was thinking of.
i read your letter.
you said you meant it.
there's a piece of me in every single second of every single day.
tell me how it got this way.
i can't get to you.
this is my mixed tape for her.
it's like i wrote every note with my own fingers.
i had to give you away.
sometimes perfection can be perfect hell.
i swear i didn't mean for it to feel like this.
every inch of me is bruised.
can you make this last?
i am finally waking up.
you haven't shown your face here since the bad news.
i'm unraveling with every word you say.
just think of all the thoughts wasted on you.
all i taste is blood between my teeth.
i'm ready, so don't stop.
i am aware i've been misled.
i disconnect my heart, my head.
when did society decide that we had to change and wash a t-shirt after every individual use?
i need caffeine in my blood stream.
my life has become a boring pop song.
i'm done.
the ending got twisted around.
i've got friends who will help me pull through.
i'm dulling the day with a drink.
i'm far too unstable to settle.
i don't know what you could possibly expect under this condition.
this night's a perfect shade of dark blue.
have you ever been alone in a crowded room?
the world could be burning down.
this flood is slowly rising up and swallowing the ground beneath my feet.
tell me how anybody thinks under this condition.
as the water rises up, the sun is sinking down.
now all i can see are the planets in a row.
we were boxing the stars.
finally i'm letting go of all my downer thoughts.
in no time there'll be one less sad robot looking for a chance to be something more than just metal.
she's so good.
she's no good for me.
why treat him like he's dead?
i've found someone to dull this lonely scene.
it's biblical how fucked my sleep can be.
i would never lie to you.
whatcha sad for?
this hurts like hell.
i had that dream again where i was lost for good in outer space.
tell me how to shake a waking nightmare that is only worse when i am sleeping.
i am losing feeling.
i'd prefer not to be rescued.
i'm following myself just this once.
i'm finally numb.
say you'll miss me.
i'm sweating out excuses that would make your stomach turn.
we filled our cups and lit one up.
maybe we were made for each other.
is it possible for the world to look this way forever?
i didn't realize i'd gona crazy.
i didn't catch my bloody nose or that my heart tried to explode.
some people never change at all.
we're still the same impulsive drunks we were when we were small.
someone get this man to a hospital.
you can breathe.
the rain's the rain.
i deconstruct my thoughts.
this fishbowl life is all they need.
i'm slipping into the airwaves.
the static's where you'll find me.
the gold-soaked afternoon comes slow.
something's not so right inside.
don't panic, there simply is no need.
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SENTENCE MEME THE GOLDEN GIRLS / SEASON 01 EPISODES 03 + 04
you know i'm whacked out on medication.
i like being whacked out.
would you please be a friend and go out with him?
i'd really love to go, but as you can see i'm busy.
we're playing cards and she stinks at it.
tonight, the years of humiliation ends.
i'm so scared, my dentures are chattering.
are you up for a night on the town with two handsome, eligible bachelors?
i'm not that interested in dating anymore.
everyone seems so ordinary after [name].
i'm gonna regret this and i know i'm gonna have a miserable time, but i'll go.
why do you look so depressed?
i'm tired of going out and not enjoying myself.
nothing could be more fun than beating her at cards tonight.
you're too competitive.
next time, i'm gonna date both brothers before i give one away.
i haven't laughed so much or acted so silly since i was a teenager.
he is the most outrageous, unpredictable man i have ever met.
i think it's terrific that you had a good time tonight.
take a cold shower and go to bed.
it looks like you two are getting pretty serious.
if the situation is right, you'll know it.
if you take chance in life, sometimes good things happen, sometimes bad things happen, but if you don't take a chance, nothing happens.
if you like me, it's for who i am, not for who i remind you of.
we could finally consummate our long and burning passion.
i think you'd better take a sedative before you look.
you couldn't possibly look terrible to me.
you'd just make love and feel lousy?
for fun, i ate onion sandwiches.
whatever you want to do is fine with me.
you're the only one who gets any enjoyment out of it.
i don't want anybody asking embarrassing questions.
some women don't kiss and tell.
most of the boys i dated in college were just for the stories.
it's a nice feeling, that when one part of your life is over, another part can begin.
how can you hate your sister?
we cannot have a baby in this house.
when she was born, i ceased to exist.
he used to call me the bad seed.
i'm sure my heart stopped beating for a minute.
i just didn't think you'd recognize good taste.
i wonder what she wants, the conniving little witch.
we never held a real conversation our entire lives.
to the beginning of a new and wonderful relationship.
you just step on any kind of tender moment.
i can't believe that you're still crazy about that.
i looked just like a swamp frog.
i'm in a no-win situation here.
either way, no matter what i do, i'm gonna lose something.
i only hear from him at christmas when he sends me a cheddar cheese nativity scene.
it's a terrible choice i've given you.
i don't even know what i would do under the same circumstances.
whatever happens, i love you.
then he called me an idiot.
she's an awful, selfish, neurotic woman.
sometimes you have to almost lose somebody before you realize how much they really mean to you.
let's go out and celebrate life.
let's go out and do something crazy.
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SENTENCE MEME TWISTED METAL / SEASON 01 EPISODES 01 + 02
the world fell to shit.
not having easily accessible porn freaked people out.
it's like a goddamn maze in here.
i got a big package for you.
time makes a fool of us all.
what's your name, slugger?
time to turn on the charm.
guess i'm not getting that knife back.
i'm sure you've got some stories.
charming, devilishly handsome, you know the type.
he was invited to have a beer with a mysterious, mildly intimidating white lady.
you got a solid ass.
i've got a lot of power.
i can make people's desires, their dreams, their every wish come true.
you have no idea what i would do for some two-ply.
i've never met a baby before.
aren't you tired of almost dying every day?
arent you tired of always being alone?
he had a theory that little sins could attract big sins.
consider it your punishment for crimes committed against the law.
eat my ass.
saving your ass once again.
it'll make your nipples spin like a lady in the burly-q show.
that's why i'm here to see your pretty face.
it means dealing with a bunch of brainwashed, burger worshipping screwballs.
there's chaos out there.
you know, it's really rude not to introduce yourself before pulling a gun on someone.
how about you lower that sorry excuse for a gun and i'll lower my exceptionally cool blade.
we don't want things to escalate, do we?
see? now things have escalated.
this never happened to me before.
you never get a second chance to make a first impression.
six bullets, each with your name on it.
that said, i'm willing to negotiate.
i love you, but this is all your fault.
well excuse me for trying to get you something dope for your birthday.
you know what's dope? a full eight hours of sleep.
i call dibs on the man titties.
they'd rather eat the flesh of their own kind than starve.
silent, but not very deadly.
you can hide, but i have ways to find you.
damn. that usually works.
why are you scurrying away, little squirrel?
sounds like you have trust issues.
i finally felt hot water that wasn't my own piss.
i really appreciate you coming along nicely.
normally i have to drag people into here kicking and screaming.
you won't like what happens if you run.
i love names. i'm kind of a name guy.
you should consider yourself lucky.
there are some things i wish i could forget.
you holding in a fart or something?
are we really gonna kill these guys?
they see the world in shades of grey.
my entire life people have been lying to me.
being alone was all i knew.
i was gonna starve her, watch the life slowly drain from her eyes.
i think she's gonna give you a run for your money.
you try to kill me every chance you get.
why should i show you mercy?
if it wasn't for me, you would be a starving corpse right now.
neither one of us made it pretty far on our own.
instead of trying to stab each other in the back, we should put our heads together and figure out how in the hell we're going to make it through this.
cool, we're fucked.
i am gonna tour de force this machete down your throat.
if you're not gonna tell the truth, then i'm gonna make you shut up and bleed.
it was a fucking snooze-fest.
your performance was dull as dick water.
you don't want to spend the rest of your life alone.
i'm gonna embrace the chaos.
maybe i'll even fall in love.
i have to admit i didn't think we were gonna make it out of there alive.
what is your problem anyway?
i'm keeping the gun.
you're really not gonna tell me your name?
did you just ask me for oral?
eat my ass, fuck.
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SENTENCE MEME DUA LIPA / DUA LIPA
in the beginning, god created heaven and earth.
your body is the one paradise that i wanna fly to every day and every night.
i've been sick and tired of running.
these late nights don't mean nothing.
i just wanna apologize.
i need your love.
i need your touch.
this is getting serious.
tell me that it's not the end of us.
how can we go back to the beginning?
without you, i've got no air to breathe.
we can start all over again.
my deep intuition tells me that i'm doing you wrong.
just say you forgive me and don't let me go.
my will keeps bending and breaking.
i wanna die in your love all night.
one taste and i'm hooked on it.
i'm addicted to your light.
he calls me the devil.
i make him want to sin.
it's the darker side of me that makes you feel so numb.
we're hot like hell.
am i the answer to your prayers?
not finished with you yet.
you're not fooling anyone.
come back to me, we can work this out.
i won't let you down and run.
there is nothing i wouldn't do for you.
you got inside my head.
you have got me wrong.
i don't need your love.
i already cried enough.
you say you're sorry, but it's too late now.
i don't give a fuck.
play the victim and switch your position.
i see you begging on your knees.
you're all in the past.
you talk that sweet talk, but i ain't coming back.
you can't tame me.
if you don't like the way i talk, then why am i on your mind?
if we don't fuck this whole thing up, i can blow your mind.
used to think that this love was heaven sent.
are we leaving the garden of eden?
tonight i'm so self-conscious.
nothing's ever perfect in paradise.
don't know what it's worth until you pay the price.
when you bite your tongue does it draw blood?
i would die for you. would you do that for me?
i hurt you and you hurt me.
we did some things that we can never take back.
some things are not meant to last.
let's love like there's no goodbye.
let our bodies say what we can never seem to communicate.
i can't stop thinking about you.
he makes me feel like nobody else.
you know he's only calling because he's drunk and alone.
don't be his friend, you know you're gonna wake up in his bed again.
if you're under him, you ain't getting over him.
i keep pushing forward, but he keeps pulling me backward.
you're the only remedy.
all my bones are begging me to beg for you.
you give me a reason, something to believe in.
it's a bittersweet feeling.
i wish i was there with you.
all my dreams have come true.
last night, my fantasies came true.
it just got complicated.
it's time you started listening.
karma's got a kiss for you.
why are you blaming me for all your insecurities?
you're like a king with a crown looking down.
you should've never done something like that to someone.
i hope that one day you will change.
we're more than machines.
do you feel complete?
you've been telling me some lies.
even though i run away, i still come back.
i know you're bad for me.
me and you together are like a loved up bruise.
i'll make you an offer that you can't refuse.
you won't go breaking my heart.
i guess we're misunderstood.
the heaven's forgave me.
let's be bad, make the devil smile.
i know that you miss me when i'm gone.
i need someone to hold on to.
you're the only thing i know.
close to you, i feel like i'm at home.
we were built to last.
take my hand.
dive in this romance.
we could burn and crash.
it's way too soon to feel so strong.
was it worth it?
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#TAGGEDMEMES
a roleplay meme resource blog. created by two married idiots in 2018 and sporadically upkept since then. carrd with links to all of our memes. requests / suggestions are open!
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not that anyone asked for this, but we made a carrd with links to every single meme we have on here.
it took days to do but it's finally done! every meme we ever made on this blog is linked. mostly done for our own purposes (seeing what memes we've done, etc) but hopefully someone finds this helpful!
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SENTENCE MEME BALDUR'S GATE 3 / PART SIX
leave us in peace and we shall leave you in kind.
cut the crap.
we just want to go home.
enough of this charade.
i'll not play pretend anymore.
you'll soon learn what it means to ally yourself with the likes of this garbage.
i'm free now, and i'm never going back.
fuck them.
felt good letting off a little steam.
if i burn any hotter, i might explode.
don't get too close until i've found a way to calm down.
it's a bit early to be getting into tragic backstories.
let's save the scar-show for later after we've worked up an appetite for tragedy.
in the grand scheme of things, i'm inconsequential [to her].
she favored me like a child favors a captive pet.
it had the makings of a good stage show, but i did not want to be one of the players.
torture, bloodsport? or perhaps just a good old-fashioned walloping?
you owe me nothing.
i could extort you, if that's what you want.
you're teasing me now.
ignorance is alive and well it seems.
don't make me get the wooden spoon.
you'd best have one hells of an apology for me.
if you think your precious little god holds any power here, you're in for a surprise.
do you treat all your guests so poorly?
i don't like busybodies.
you are as thick as they come.
are you telling me you made love to a goddess?
i shared a bed with a goddess and yet i wasn't satisfied.
shall i share the story behind it or would you rather head straight to its sordid finale?
how are you still alive?
we've come this far together and we'll continue on together.
even i am tired of the sound of my own voice.
i'll rip your spine out of your asshole.
i'll use your blood to spice my stew.
i'll keep you alive until i've sucked the marrow from your bones.
killing me is a waste of time.
you bastard, you ruined everything.
this is an interesting way of thanking me.
a slap is all you deserve.
a hag was never going to help you.
they don't help anyone but themselves.
that double-crossing, filthy, lying hag.
focus on the positive.
forgive the aroma.
perhaps that is why i have survived so long where more fearsome peers have not.
your loyalty is admirable but misplaced.
his kind have charm beyond our mortal means to resist.
who'd keep a secret like that from his friends?
you can't trust anyone these days.
even in the middle of nowhere, he can reach me.
why do you insist on exhuming the past?
people think the biggest threat to a vampire is a cleric with a stake.
they're scheming, paranoid, power-hungry beasts.
i am what i must be, says what i must be.
how does it feel to be a devil?
i can't tell if you're being silly or serious.
you have to admire the man's ambition.
i promise i will not betray your trust.
you kept me by your side despite the menace i am.
i learned quick how to stay alive.
to feel invincible again.
this isn't where i thought i'd end up.
maybe when this is all done, you can show me where you came from.
i'm not normally one to begrudge someone their secrets, but..
i'm already blessed to have you at my side.
don't you cut a fine figure.
i am not some lower city coinlad offering you a tumble.
there is nothing so depressing as learning one's true value.
i could use someone with your skills.
they're ravenous predators with fangs like daggers.
it's hardly an irrational fear to harbor.
you've been decent to me, so far.
everyone's got their own fears.
maybe that's what i like about you.
all of this was for nothing.
if you're here to help, get to the fight quickly.
gods, i thought you were one of those beasts.
i'm not chasing after it, if that's what you're thinking.
the little beast's charming once you get accustomed to the smell of rotting flesh.
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SENTENCE MEME THE GOLDEN GIRLS / SEASON 01 EPISODE 02
you're not getting married on an island by a priest wearing clam diggers.
your wedding day should be the most beautiful day of your life.
if you want to invite him, i'm willing to keep the peace.
now call him and tell the dirtbag he can come.
i just want to get it all out of my system.
i never understand why people throw rice at weddings anyway.
she's been pilfering cheese balls.
he used to bring me tulips every time we had a fight.
approximately how many feet do you see in a week?
there aren't too many people around who could swallow their pride after what went down between us.
i want you to take a deep breath and think pleasant thoughts.
i know i'll do something crazy and just ruin the whole thing.
if anything awful happens, it's on your head.
we better stick to her like a tight shirt on a sweaty farmhand.
it's always a pleasure to get a drink for an attractive woman.
have you ever met a man who knows how to push all your buttons?
whenever you feel you're about to lose control, just take my hand and give it a little squeeze.
you know i can't cut loose with a priest around.
do you want to spend the rest of your life rotting away in some disgusting jail cell, bribing screws for cigarettes and toilet paper?
i wouldn't stab him here. too many witnesses.
you're acting like a jerk.
if you're angry at him, tell him.
you don't have to kill him.
anger is a lot like a piece of shredded wheat caught in your teeth.
you think i got this old by being stupid?
you walked out on me and didn't have the decency to tell me you were leaving.
a total stranger told me that my marriage was over.
you had a choice and you took the easy way out.
now you're here in front of me and you can't run away.
i finally get to have what you tried to cheat me out of.
there will always be a little part of him that stays with me.
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SENTENCE MEME BALDUR'S GATE 3 / PART FIVE
we won't survive this if we don't stand together.
it is through conflict that we strengthen our bonds.
the next resolution may not end in her favor.
it's a question that burns in my belly day and night.
have you been looking at my differently?
i was too hasty to judge you.
i thought you witless, gutless, and unimpressively bland.
i thought you cruel, stubborn, and judgmental.
you have stoked fires i didn't know i possessed.
you've gained my respect.
you know how to set my heart racing.
we'll kiss and make up in our own time.
someone prodding at a newly opened wound doesn't help matters.
admirable conviction.
how can you go through all this trouble and not understand why?
secrecy is ingrained in me.
i like night orchids and can't swim.
i can't remember much of myself.
i hope that's the end of this silly quarrel.
killing's never my first choice, but they were too dangerous to leave alive.
i've come to sate you, and be sated.
time for pleasure has passed.
there's something i want to talk to you about, something important.
i owe you my life.
i may not have survived that night without you.
i'm trying to say that you've earned my trust in a way very few ever have.
i'm not usually one to elaborate if i can avoid it.
most fear the dark, because in darkness they see their fears reflected.
in darkness we do not hide, we act.
you pray with such conviction.
the presence of your goddess must fill your whole being.
perhaps we need not speak farewells.
i never pictured myself as a hero.
never thought i'd be the one they toast for saving so many lives.
i hate it, this is awful.
i would've liked more for my trouble than a pat on the head and vinegar for wine.
all i want is a little fun.
it's not you, it's me. i have standards.
you have no idea how good it feels to see these people smiling.
don't waste a night like this talking to me.
i thought you might care to have a drink with me.
i rarely imbibe, the stuff goes right to my head.
before you know it, i'd be breaking into song or declaring love to the first person i laid eyes on.
you strike me as extremely resourceful.
there are many grateful people here who want to spend time with you.
i must not keep you all to myself, as enjoyable as that may be.
this might be the wine talking, but i'm feeling inspired.
look at them all, guzzling poison l ike we've the right to be happy.
i need to dance.. nope, i need to lie down.
the others will kill me if i keep you all to myself.
spontaneous thank-yous make me suspicious.
this is a night for celebration, not suspicion.
amid all this merriment, i wasn't sure we'd have a chance to speak this evening.
were our bond a little stronger, i might even have shared a moment of magic with you.
our fledgling acquaintanceship has not yet taken flight.
such intimacy will have to wait.
they could not match your nerve today.
it was enough to drive me to madness.
i won't be nursing their pounding heads and sicks stomachs in the morning.
everyone seems to be in high spirits.
you know who i never thought i'd find myself caring for.
i think you'll find i've been showing ample concern for myself since the moment we met.
share a bottle with me?
i'll find you after everyone's turned in for the night.
i think a toast is in order. any suggestions?
sounds like you just need a little more liquid inspiration.
you're beautiful.
i know [i'm beautiful], but you're sweet to notice.
i'll trust your judgement.
i do not truly care if you approve.
that night meant a lot to me.
i'm not sure what kind of sourtship we'll be afforded, given all that we're facing.
if you want to see where this goes, i do as well.
we share something special.
my people are nothing if not resourceful.
thought i'd shaken you for good.
that'll teach me to underestimate you.
she's trying to trick us, don't believe her lies.
when i saw an opportunity to get away, i took it.
you're asking me to trust a devil.
i don't want this to end badly for either of us.
you know monsters, right? better than anyone?
thought i was going to have to take your head.
there have been enough threats today.
how would you feel about helping me kill some evil bastards?
turns out i've got a knack for killing demons.
she looks like she could throw me over her shoulders and carry me to safety.
i'd hug you if it wouldn't scorch your skin off.
she's got the brawn of a warrior and the wiles of a survivor.
she speaks her mind, plainly and fully.
in other circumstances, i would have done the same.
best to not dwell on nights past.
you've been naughty.
you know what happens when you're naughty.
aren't you a luscious thing.
if i had a warm heart, i'm sure it would be skipping.
i've taken more pleasant shits than you.
that's no kind of talk for a lady.
you better not lay a damned finger on [name].
a promise broken, a price paid.
been a long time since someone stuck their neck out for me like that.
he's a good man, maybe the best of us.
the sex gets better the more experience you have with someone.
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SENTENCE MEME THE GOLDEN GIRLS / SEASON 01 EPISODE 01
they were too ugly to look at.
all the single men under 80 are cocaine smugglers.
i had the shock of my life today.
at that age, you don't even have to be pretty and you're pretty.
i just felt like one of the girls.
i caught a glimpse of myself and i almost had a heart attack.
he's very gallant, a perfect gentleman.
if you have to ask, it does not matter anymore.
what do we have for collateral, a gay cook?
we'll become bag ladies.
i guess i'll know when i hear it come out of my mouth.
this isn't a belch, this is marriage.
if he was alive, he probably would not like it.
since he's dead, i don't think it poses a problem.
i'm perfectly capable of managing by myself.
i'm a totally independent person.. i need money for a cab.
it destroyed the part of her brain that censors what she says.
you know what that does to hearts that only beat a few times a week?
the man is a scuzzball.
we were all so lonely and then by some miracle we found each other.
it was not the resurrection, it was hardly a miracle.
there are too many years left and i don't know what to do.
when he died, she made a date at the funeral.
i know he's dead, i'm not crazy.
i just like to talk about him in the present tense sometimes.
long engagements don't make sense.
i hope he trips and falls into a volcano.
i thought it was robbers so i hid my jewels.
how about a shot of gin with a beer back?
i'm so happy and so sad. kind of a happy-sad.
public bathrooms are so difficult for me.
i can't stand the thought of leaving you.
you got yourself mixed up with a real hustler.
you're a beautiful, loving, trusting woman.
maybe i'm hoping the shock will be too much and i'll just drop dead right here.
when i go, put me in a sack and leave me on the curb.
i realized i was feeling good because of you.
you're my family and you make me happy to be alive.
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SENTENCE MEME RED RUM CLUB / THE HOLLOW OF HUMDRUM
you've been flying higher than i've ever seen.
every time i tell myself i'm over you.
my heart is on my sleeve.
you're putting my through hell.
you were my liberation.
lover lift me up.
i always wanted something more.
we take the low to get the high.
i'll give you yours, give me mine.
money, power, sex, excess, i need it all.
we share our shame.
there's a world outside.
i don't wanna go outside no more.
what a night to be bold.
watch me break free from the mold.
it's just you and me.
tell me how can this be wrong.
we dance just like lovers do.
i'm on my way to our secret hideaway.
i got a new addiction.
we've got a certain understanding of what we both want.
better believe you're still my girl.
i'm feeling safe and warm.
if you could see what i see.
when you leave, the world becomes a miserable place for me.
everywhere that you go, i go.
god forbid the seasons every change.
if you could stop this world, i would jump right off it.
you're the girl i've been seeing in my darkest dreams.
you'll be the death of me.
maybe i'm the trigger, but darling you're the gun.
what have you become?
we're too young to be dying.
you could have it all if you'd just start trying.
we're trying to run without walking first.
i wanna pick you apart.
you can see right through me.
i think you'll love this place.
won't you leave with me?
do you think you love me?
you could be my true romance.
i woke up higher than a mountain peak.
i won't admit defeat.
we're not the same people as we were last week.
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trying to fill the queue with non-bg3 things (sorry y'all) so please throw any ideas / requests our way! askbox is open!
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