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fiendishfables · 2 months

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hello!! i saw ur blog and i was super excited to see another aroaceee is it alright if you do platonic adam x reader headcanons? he can be reader's friend, sibling, or preferably reader's father figure as long as its platonic, anything u'd like is fine! sorry if my request is kinda weird lol, i just haven't seen a lot of platonic hazbin hotel stuff (especially stuff with adam in it)

a/n: Always good to meet other aroace individuals, indeed. I personally love Adam, he is absolutely my favorite character. I’ve been dying to write for him more and thinking of him as a dad is just my favorite scenario-

warnings: cursing, Adam being Adam, brief mentions of sex, subtle hints at Lute x Adam (if you squint)

words: 944

additional notes: this was one of my first asks I ever got; I AM SO SORRY FOR THE WAIT. Enjoy~!

Adam as a Father Figure

Headcanons

First of all, he never expected to actually have a kid of his own, but now here he was

By the time you turned 6, you knew about every single curse word in existence, along with a (disturbingly) decent amount of female anatomy

Lute gets promoted to babysitter

When Adam is off performing with his band or needed in the council/other Heavenly resides, Lute is responsible for keeping track of his child

Even if she lost you (which she has, multiple times) he won't be that worried

You were a kid and as far as Adam knew, kids needed food

Hence how he knew you would find your way back to him eventually

Okay scratch that, maybe he does get a little worried...a lot

Starts to doubt his ability as a parent

Once he even got Sera to send out a search party for you because you had been gone longer than usual

It worried him sick whenever you went exploring, but he was almost a bit prideful that his offspring had managed to inherit his sneaking around capabilities already at such a young age

Lute has had to console her boss many times in response to your random disappearances under her watchfulness

He has legit been facedown on the couch with his head in her lap whilst he bawls his eyes out, blabbering to her about his worries pertaining to you, and then somehow that stems to his hopes and dreams in life (he doesn't wanna talk about it)

Only for you to walk in with food from some random location about 10 minutes later

You'd be on the floor as soon as you enter the domicile because Adam would have jumped on you and then proceeded to hug the very life out of you (all while stealing your bag of food in the process and running off with it)

Calls you a bitch, dumbass, and 'a little shit' for worrying him

Though he would never openly admit he had been worried

He doesn't care if you have a social life, he wants you home safe before 9pm, sharp

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Teaches you how to play guitar

He claims its because he wants to pass on one of his awesome talents to his only child, but he also really wants you to join him and his band on stage one day or another

You are in the starter stages of learning and are able to accurately get chords down and learn to read sheet music

A tear just may have come to his eye

The first song you two ever perform together is "Hell is Forever"

He did see someone try to give you a rose after your performance and nearly knocked them out

Trust him, he's a sex and relationship positive guy (for the most part) but he also can't help but feel like he wants to protect you at all costs

If you dare to call him over-protective, he will very gladly give you the silent treatment for a good 5 minutes

After that time mark, he will be groveling at your feet and whining about how sorry he is (rare that he actually says 'sorry')

His biggest fear is his own child having it out for him and not wanting anything to do with him

A clingy parent, no doubt

Wants to train you in the ways of becoming an Exorcist Angel

Poor guy is a bit insecure about everything and needs extra reassurance, though he would never ever outwardly ask for it

That's a sign of weakness in his eyes

Not for his child though

You come to him with even the smallest hint of watery eyes and he is already going full dad-mode

Determined to find the fucker who made you upset

Promises to give em' a good ol' kick in the balls (or vag)

Adam won't discriminate, he's just there to beat the ass of whoever hurt his precious baby

He will get in a fist fight with Sera in order to make you happy

Just expect to be the one he then blames when he gets demoted

── ･｡☆*☽*☆ﾟ.──

Adam totally took lots of naps before he had a child, so this just makes for the two of you ending up crashing on the couch together and creating a melodic tune out of your in-sync snoring patterns

Anything the two of you can do together without constantly arguing is a miracle, so this is to be cherished

He has definitely given you some very creative nicknames (as he calls himself 'Dickmaster')

Lute has taken many pictures

She wants to make a photo album and give it to Adam one day just to piss him off

But as she knows how much he really cares for you, she does not want to risk him growing apart from you due to something stupid she did for a few momentary laughs

Let's you two have your moments without interrupting

The two of you always fight over food and who gets to pick where you go for the evening, if going anywhere at all

Lute claims that you are making Adam all the more emotional, but no one seems to be complaining

Especially not the High Council

Its nice to have him shut his mouth for once and remotely think about his actions and who they could potentially effect

Adam has something to lose now, and everyone in both Heaven and Hell alike knew it

No demon spawn would ever get to set even a foot near you

You were the first life he felt truly responsible for

He refuses to fuck it up and lose someone else he cares about

He would protect you until the ends of time, whether you liked it or not

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wellthebardsdead · 1 year

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To deny godhood part 1

———

Shamat: *wakes up on the wooden floor of a cell, the room slowly rocking side by side making him think he’s drunk* hnuh?… h-huh?… where? Kaidan?… y-yaksha? Inigo- *remembers what happened before blacking out… he’d ignored Kaidans warnings of leaving the city alone having seen strange figures eyeing him up after an even stranger encounter with Indoril nerevar in the whiterun market. And went to go check on the homestead outside the city after hearing about a giant bothering the nearby farm, only to be grabbed from behind by several figures, a funny smelling cloth over his nose, and he was unconscious* …where am I?…

*Creaking of wood as the door to the room opens, allowing a golden armoured figure to enter*

Indoril Nerevar: *holding a tray of food, quietly inspecting the dunmer in front of him* you’re awake… *sighs* I’m sorry it had to be this way, Voryn. *places the food in the cell*

Shamat: *backing away slowly from the bars and against the far wall* l-lord nerevar p-please I’m begging you I-I’m not Voryn Dagoth y-you have the wrong person.

Nerevar: Believe me my friend. I really don’t… *sighs* no matter. You’ll remember soon enough… please eat, and cooperate. I’ve been lenient with you but the temple priests may not extend that kindness to you. I have responsibilities to my name and rules I cannot bend even for you… *stares at him through the bars* I’m sorry to keep you caged like this, it must bring back bad memories of your past…

Shamat: y-you know of my sentencing?…

Nerevar: I do. By the time I’d found out about it though, you were long gone… last I heard you’d sailed for skyrim, so I followed.

Shamat: why? Why me? I’m the dragonborn I can’t be dagoth ur. How could I have his soul in me and the soul of a dragon-

Nerevar: *laughs softly not believing him* very funny Voryn, you’re not going to trick me into letting you go. *turns and walks to the door* eat… we’ll be arriving home soon enough, the guards will be in to dress you in your house robes. The 6th house will be honoured again with your arrival.

*a few hours later*

Nerevar: We’re home at last… are you ready to greet your people?…

Shamat: *flanked by two guards and standing behind Nerevar, dressed in long and heavy dunmer ceremonial robes inscribed with the insignia of house dagoth, long enough to hide the shackles binding his feet and keeping him from running* … *looks down silently*

Nerevar: *gently takes his face in his hand* you’re mad at me now. But you’ll be thankful soon, Voryn. *looks his arm around his and walks with him off the ship with his men to see the streets leading to the temple lined with dunmer waiting to see Nerevars return, and the leader of the 6th house reborn*

Shamat: *looking visibly afraid, steps back a little*

Nerevar: it’s alright… they’re waiting for us… just walk…

Shamat: *swallows a lump in his throat and walks beside him past the crowds, all of them suddenly cheering out for the nerevars return. Members of the 6th house suddenly dropping to their knees and grovelling in the dirt as they pass by, but beyond all the celebration several more voices screaming death threats and promises of violence to the one walking as the sharmat*

Heckler: OI! SHARMAT YOU CUNT! *throws a rotten ash yam*

Shamat: *looks up thinking he said Shamat* huh? *looks in time to see it coming only for it to be blocked by nerevars shield*

The crowd: *suddenly falls very silent*

Nerevar: *looks back at his men* …Execute that man. *continues leading Shamat to the temple as his guards disburse into the crowd grabbing the man and anyone holding rotten food or rocks*

The crowd: *all start cheering helping the guards grab the attacker and his accomplices, all of them working into a frenzy*

Shamat: n-no wait- I’m- he- it’s not worth his life! *winces as nerevar pulls him along ignoring his pleas* nerevar please the insult isn’t worth their lives- *looks around as the crowd gets louder and the sound of the drum like heart beat pounds in his head making everything seem dizzy as the temple doors get closer and closer* ENOUGH!!!

Everyone: *hits the deck as a ball of flame erupts from the Dunmer’s throat, a dragon shout*

Nerevar: *let go of him in surprise. Recognising the voice that escaped from the up until then very soft spoken elf, but still not understanding how he breathed fire* Voryn, calm down… *looks to his guards and gestures for them to let the hecklers go* Are you happy now?…

Shamat: *unable to answer, the drum too loud he can hear it in tandem with his heartbeat, just shakes his head holding his face as the birthmark on his forehead begins to sting* no- im- I’m not- I’m not- I’m not- him.

Nerevar: *sensing dagoth urs presence slowly taking over shamats body* …you will be. In time. *takes hold of him and leads him inside, closing the temple doors behind him*

#shamat the sharmat #Shamat dragonborn #dunmer dragonborn #dagoth ur #Voryn dagoth #indoril nerevar #nerevar

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ditzbaby1 · 2 years

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It is clear that the writers of rnm are less concerned with the story told in episodes and more concerned with splotchy / witty dialog scenes that ultimately serve no purpose other than to fill up space. Like putting dolls in a dolhouse— but they KNOW they are dolls in a dollhouse so its no fun. At this rate, RnM will be as dry and predictable as a Family Guy episode. Characters are even becoming idealized representations of what their fans want to see.

Why is this bad?

1. It becomes predictable to how characters will react to one another.

I.E. ; Weird Rick is going to turn on Jerry. OR Jerry will outwit Weird Rick and become the main temporary villain, having lost his wife and daughter. A symbolic and story loop we’ve already seen is created that fans will ultimately be wow’d at.

2. It ruins the authenticity of the original character concepts.

Which would NOT at all be an issue if shows like Rick and Morty strived off of continuity in hopes of a brilliant but short airtime. But it doesn’t, except for minor Story arcs that come up between seasons. Ultimately, every episode starts out the same when it is not a beginning of a new season. It is counter inuitive for a show like Rick and Morty to create Character progression— you shorten the show’s life span by fixing character issues. Ultimately, we just see the same loop cycles we've seen before in order to add conflict without completely tripping the universe up for the next episode.

One way to combat this ; by adding NEW character concepts & NEW universe concepts to freshen interactions and create NEW bonds. Which is why I thoroughly enjoyed the commitment to Weird Rick’s legacy. It is one of the few things that made me happy in S6 Ep1. By committing to a story that is already foretold, the writers have added potential beyond belief.

3. Fanservice and fan tropes CAN & EVENTUALLY WILL ruin the show. Fight me. Idgaf.

I don’t say this light and out of hate as if I want the show to dwindle into ashes. Its similar to when Edward and Bella kind of got together in twilight. There was nothing there anymore.. The story progressed into something boring.. When you devote the story to what fans want to see, it becomes predictable and less of what you ACTUALLY want. Pestering writers for Rick to grovel and cry for mercy at Morty’s feet is the equivalent to adding lighter fluid to the show you watch and lighting a match. That is how quickly the show will burn up to your dopamine receptors. Because it provides a cool concept; but like a trojan horse that you expect to be a trojan horse—- gives you absolutely nothing to show for it.

Besides—- what is the actual point of wanting a character to change their behavior if you already love the character’s behaviors? I think people misunderstand—- Rick and Morty is not an Anime. There doesn’t need to be a long character transformation unless of course the main story calls for it (the trope; the power of friendship always wins). You’d ruin Rick’s character if you made him amiable. I am sorry. But again, fight me. But lets say Rick does become easy-going—- now what? Does Rick just —- like… contradict literally everything the show has already told us about him? What is the purpose of this? The endgoal?

What is sad—- I already see this being teased.. which leaves me to believe this whole character arc of Rick is going to be rinsed and repeated over and over for fanservice.

step 1. “Past me did this shitty thing because nothing matters.”

step 2. “That is a very shitty thing u did.”

step 3. “.. oh wow ur right… Im a piece of shit—i guess i do care about my family.”

fans : *gasp* “Rick REALLY does cares about people. 😔”

start from step 1 again.

At that point it is the equivalent of Summer and Morty telling season 2 Jerry he is a whiny piece of shit over and over. The character’s stories become oversaturated with the same themes.

#Rick and morty rant #rnm rant #rnm s6 #No hate to the writers #they probably roam on tumblr or twitter #rant

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foli-vora · 2 years

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i’ll be putting up the last of the requests from my 1kcelebration soon and what we’re gonna do is completely ignore the fact that they’re a fucking year late. thank u so much.

#to those who never ended up getting their request answered—#i am so very sorry and will now grovel at ur feet #they’ll be out soon #plz take comfort in the fact that they have haunted me for a year #A YEAR #CAN U BELIEVE #lmao i really am the worst #gotta clear the slate before another request celebration

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chewiedon · 3 years

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hello! could i maybe request a sort-of follow up to ur toxic traits genshin post? maybe something where g/n reader breaks up with them and they’re (genshin) miserable over it? would love to see!

aaaa ofc ofc !! i worked on this longer than i probably needed to lol. i couldn’t make all of them, so i just put the top three :D

DILUC

You had told him right after Angel’s Share had closed and the tavern was empty besides you two.

His first thought when you told him you wanted to end it was that it was a joke.

After a long conversation with him about it, the only emotion coursing through his veins was hot and burning rage.

You, breaking up with HIM? It’s the biggest insult to him and his ego and pride had taken a swan dive off of the summit.

He tried his best to be reasonable and not get violent, but as soon as you had raised your voice he backhanded you right across the cheek.

After the breakup he had assumed you’d come crawling back. But you didn’t.

Regrettably, he had threatened to blackmail you. Threatening to leak all your precious little secrets, however none of them were directly illegal. Just embarrassing, nothing that’ll get you into much trouble.

Somehow he went from threats to straight up obsession, taking whatever remnants he could find of you. If you drank out of a certain cup at his tavern, he’d drink from it too. Diluc’s obsessed with the idea of ‘indirectly kissing’ ever since the breakup.

_____

“You’re being delusional, (Y/N). You don’t want to leave, you just feel pressured to.” Diluc’s voice was low.

You huffed, in awe almost, “Delusional? No. You don’t know when to get off your high horse and I’m sick of it. I thought you might have a change in heart but you’re too stubborn to see mistakes, especially in yourself.”

You had tried your best to keep your voice level to a minimum, not wanting to yell at him. Diluc set his hands on to the counter, and after a brief moment of silence he slammed his fists on to the wooden surface making you jolt. You could hear the glass bottles around you almost begin to shatter at the sudden shake.

“You’re being unreasonable!” Diluc started, “I’ve done so much for you just to leave me high and dry… Am I just some wallet to you (Y/N)?”

Your heart rate began to race, hoping to the bottom of your heart he wouldn’t hurt you. Quickly, you stood up and walked towards the exit.

“No, I loved you. For a long time, but not enough to deal with your bullshit.”

KAEYA

Plays it cool, thinking it’s some kind of prank or something like that.

After a while, he starts to realize you’re being serious and something inside him snaps.

“I was just kidding, princess! You know that right? I’d never do anything to deliberately hurt you, I’m not like that!”

He refuses to let you go, even after you’ve ended the relationship he still tells people you two are still dating.

“(Y/N)’s just throwing a little tantrum, nothing serious.”

_____

You stormed into Kaeya’s office, slamming the door behind you. Kaeya was sitting on his desk, his left leg over his right skimming through a book that rested on his lap. His attention gliding over from the text to you, slowly.

“You’re a real fucking riot you know that? I told you I was sick of your shit and now you’re clinging on to me like a piece of gum on to the bottom of my shoe,” you hissed, malice laced in your tone, “Stop playing like I’m the bad guy, grow a pair and move on.”

Kaeya’s cocky tone sounded like nails on a chalkboard to you, “Baby, you know you can’t get rid of me just like that, right?” he demonstrated with a snap of his fingers. “It’s cute watching you try though-”

“Keep this shit up and I’m quitting, the knights have opened up more than enough opportunities for me. I stayed here because a part of me wanted to hang on to you, even though our relationship has ended.” You emphasized the last part.

A quick click of his tongue and his smirk faded.

“You know what I’m tired of? The miscommunication, I don’t think you understood when I said you were mine.”

A moment of silence before the clicking of his office door filled the walls.

“I’m not some toy you can choose when, and when you can't play with.”

Another loud slam from you as you had shut the door on the way out, with hopes you’d never have to step into that horrid room ever again.

ALBEDO

His work was precious to him, and you respected that as much as you could.

You only had so much patience, and each of his projects were running it thinner by the day.

Not to mention how much time he spent with Sucrose alone, and whenever you brought it up to him or Sucrose herself the both of them seemed speechless.

When he came back to Mondstadt briefly to go over some plans with Sucrose, and you had got Jean to squeeze in some time to have a small conversation with Albedo himself.

“Darling,” he said as he embraced you, his limbs seemingly tired, “I missed you so much, why are you here?”

After a careful explanation his face seemed unreadable, disbelief was all over his features. His eyes fell onto the floor while his throat swelled up.

You had to leave with a very heavy heart and an even heavier burden of guilt.

Albedo comes to your formerly shared home almost nightly, to grovel at your feet begging you to take him back. Spewing inaudible apologies.

_____

“I’m so sorry,” you shifted your body away, about to exit the knights’ headquarters.

“Wait!” Albedo’s voice echoed through the halls, stopping you in your tracks.

“Please don’t go, I’ll do anything but please don’t go… I can’t do any of this without you. I’ll work less, I’ll do anything for you, I promise-!” he tripped over his own feet, Sucrose rushing to his side.

“No! Don’t leave me! You’re all I have left-!” His cries were silenced at the quiet slam of the door closing.

Your figure disappearing from his view.

#diluc genshin impact #kaeya genshin impact #genshin impact x reader #genshin impact angst #diluc x reader #yandere diluc x reader #kaeya x reader #albedo x reader #albedo genshin impact #reader insert #anime x reader #genshin impact

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