pregnancy is crazy because people will keep telling you “enjoy your sleep while you can” and I’m like susan I wake up at 2am every night for some reason. I keep going to the bathroom or needing to turn in bed which by the way has become a ginormous challenge as my body has seemingly turned into a sack of concrete. I understand newborns can be difficult but I’d rather have a baby plus my normal body than the third trimester woes

For the last 3 days or so, my face has been having a horrible eczema flare up, just the top 5 layers on my skin nothing but flakes. Itchy, uncomfortable, painful and I could Not figure out why until my mom commented thinking it was stress and I was like no that’s not it but idk what it is. And she was like “oh, I changed the washing liquid from the non-allergenic non-bio to bio, maybe that’s it?” And I had to try not to scream and sob while going “Aha maybe, could you perhaps not use that please?”

god i hate bras

the world becomes such a beautiful place when you don't spend 90% of all your social interactions explaining your mental illnesses to strangers just trying to have fun and exist in proximity to you. you guys should try it

the amount of p**n bots I’ve had to report in the past 24 hours is insane 😭😭😭

My work pants didn't completely dry. So naturally I have to start committing crimes

Schlotzsky's owes me financial compensation for the emotional and psychological damage their “spicy” commercials have inflicted upon me

HELLO WHY IS MISS MINUTES FLIRTING WITH VICTOR AAAA

fox rant!

i use they/he pronouns BTW and am unfortunately in possession of a functional uterus, and it is my own damn fault i’m going through this because i forgot to take my OCP two days in a row

tw periods/menstruation, blood, clinical terms for bio female reproductive organs

i really dont like periods because purely ignoring the physical and mental pain i go thru with them there’s still: feeling the blood leak out, feeling my uterus trying to roll itself like a demented toothpaste tube, i can always smell it and it is off-putting, i can feel the pad because it’s less uncomfy than tampons, dysphoria, stains, hormonally-driven mood swings, changes in my body that i am not in control of, reminder of pregnancy and childbirth, adamant refusal of ever wanting to expel a fetus from my vaginal canal, shame for maternal instincts because i know in me they’re more paternal but i know it would only be viewed as maternal in most of my irl circles, period shits, the gloopy uterine lining blood globs that i can feel, the teacher that ignored my completely valid question about hysterectomies and didn’t even try to say “let’s look it up” or acknowledge it, fear-of-needles-related hesitancy for a less hands-on birth control, i don’t like when i can feel my organs inside of me and moving without my control

last year, i shaved my pussy for a man, and i told myself i’d never do that again…

I NEVER LEARN DO I???????

Alright I’m gonna need y’all to stop being thirsty about syril karn in my notes. I dunno what part of “I hate this dude” made y’all think that was cool to do in my notes but please stop.

Bridgerton, S2E7 "Harmony"

So I basically instinctively read every single word that pops into my vision, and when I’m reading fanfic it becomes a real issue.

Specifically because I’m asexual so if I know there’s sex coming up I try to skip it but my stupid little gremlin brain just sees words and goes “ooh yummy” it’s like running around and looting bodies instead of talking to the npc to finish a mission. I hate it in my head it’s so self destructive.

And now my dumb little brain has word porn associated with my favorite little idiots and tosses it up for consumption when I just want to think of cute little fluffy happenings. I am literally so angry about this you have no idea. I might mention this in therapy

And someone wrote this beautiful series of fluffy, hurt/comfort, emotional kotaloy fics. So obviously I had to get all the niceness so I was skimming through for dialogue and it was so well written, it was so cute and nice and respectful, but little gremlin brain read more than I wanted to and now it’s SCREWING EVERYTHING UP I HATE IT i I think I am crying

Help I just found out bed bugs are real. I have never been so uncomfortable in my life. They sound absolutely horrifying, and I went to around ten hotels over summer vacation. I think I will never live comfortably again.

Anyways, who else loves portal 2?

spamton sternly but politely shooing everyone under 16 away from this blog, especially those who ship themselves with him since he’s an adult