i'm in love with him
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I think we need more "unnecessary" gore in horror movies actually I think people should explode into a giant mess of blood and tissue and viscera during random scenes in horror movies
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“does grace have any weapons on her?”
“just jesus”
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“kill them with kindness”
WRONG.
MAKE SOME LAST MINUTE CUTS
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Line of the year
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why should i care about taylor swift when the killer remains at large
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"Listen, mustasch!" JON IS SO PASSIONATE ABT PAUL AND EMMA WINNING THE FIGHTS
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i love 90s television all these high quality fabrics got me so turned on i almost passed out
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"man in a hurry would shank you in seconds"
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personally if i accidentally came out via gay joke at the fan convention i would not keep doing gay jokes at the fan convention. but misha foot in mouths georg who lives at the convention and makes over 10000 gay jokes a day....
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someone said we had more fun in childhood because we didnt have any past memories to linger on and it has stuck with me ever since
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Oh shit I just realized I can post the "Gaussian Blur Wizard That Gaussian Blurs You" here
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last words of a shooting star
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Grammarly: you have 181 advanced errors.
Me: suck my ass. It's called creative writing.
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When I was “I want him” about a male character im not saying I wanna fuck him. I want him like a spoiled little girl wants a pony, I want to him so I can put him on my shelf for safekeeping, I want him like a good hearty stew on a winter’s evening, I want to put him in a jar and shake it.
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