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"Who knows, maybe I'm pregnant!"
-Skizzleman on going to the urgent care for a rash on a Truly Cursed Livestream February 13th, 2023
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When i was younger i used to take adderall but i hated hated HATED having to swallow the pill so my parents would open up the pill capsule and stir the contents into a protein shake that i would then drink. anyway do you think that emizel does that now except instead of yogurt drink its blood
i did think about that but i'm not sure if vampire mechanics let you contaminate blood post-extraction so unsure if it'd work. i shall ask my friend to consult the page on juicers in the handbook. also it is less gay.
#juicers are kindred that deal drugs but they extract it from drugged people thats why theyre juicers they juicing that shit#i am not making this up#asks
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I had a nightmare that George F. Will, right-wing asshole columnist extraordinaire, wrote a column about how he just learned that fanfiction exists and how much he hates it. Apparently it’s a symbol of the decline of Western civilization (which everything is with him). He specifically went after @copperplatebeech ‘s latest. I woke up ready to fight him myself.
So y’all, go read Bonding Rituals so you can stick it to the George F. Will who apparently lives in my nightmares.
#I am not making this up#I seriously had this nightmare#I cannot explain what is wrong with my brain#good omens fanfic rec#good omens
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today i remembered that chess skill is genetically heritable on gor
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pov you’re a cast member øn tom sawyer island on september 18th, 2023:
#there is a bear on tom sawyer island#i am not making this up#disney parks#magic kingdom#blurryface.txt
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That guy stans are so pro-war that they´ll argue pimping out a child is okay because "thats what a war general does, he is a grey character!"
#anti darkling fandom#anti darkling#if ONLY he was accepted as the straight up villain he is#an anti tag wouldn't be needed#netflix shadow and bone#leigh bardugo#shadow and bone#genya safin#I AM NOT MAKING THIS UP#one actually told this on twitter#not that words but with mentalk gymnastic to make it seem like they are making sense
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...You ever think about how funny it is that one of the easiest places to find artbooks is on E-Hentai of all places? Like, SFW ones, rare ones, a lot of them that haven't even been translated into English.
Like, I get why, it's so under-the-radar that antipiracy nonsense won't look there, but still...
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Many works on TV Tropes have a Fanworks page, which indexes fanworks of that work which have either a TV Tropes page or a troper who wants to recommend it without writing a TV Tropes page.
Bocchi the Rock! has a fanworks page, with exactly one fic on it. It's a crossover with Worm. I am not making this up.
Everybody remembers the day the world changed forever, the day parahumans first came to be, and it all started with a... small pink glowing teenage girl floating above the ocean...
Upon first contact with the mysterious entity she appeared to be perfectly still, but upon closer inspection was constantly vibrating so fast the human eye could barely keep track of her.
—Bocchi the Scion! (ぼっち・ざ・さいおん), Guitarhero 1.1
Adaptation Personality Change: On a mass scale. All capes who triggered naturally possess Bocchi's extreme social anxiety. This is best exemplified with Taylor Hebert, who attempted to join the Wards, but could barely sign the paperwork before ultimately running away.
—BtS (ぼざさ) TV Tropes page
I've only read one chapter so far, but the prose is good, the characterizations seem good enough, and the premise and tone are absurd enough that the apparent lack of direction isn't necessarily a problem. The worst thing so far is either needing to google random Japanese words (I now know what "riajuu" means) or the nagging concern that this is what you'd be like if you had godlike superpowers.
And just for the sake of finding a cold, damp, and dark area quickly, [Bocchi] quickly blew a hole in the side of a cold and tall mountain and hid there for a bit. Although it was a little loud as the freezing winds continued to rage on, she quickly put a stop to it by canceling all noise around the mountain, making sure it was only around the mountain that noise was canceled. She wouldn't make the same mistake of canceling all the sound in the world twice!
...just me? Oh, okay. Just the googling thing then.
Anyways. If it sounds interesting, I recommend giving it a shot.
#bocchi the rock!#worm#crossover#au#fanfic#hitori gotoh#scion worm#i am not making this up#tw spacebattles#(that's a joke)#(look at the other time I used that tag for an explanation)
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Dad and I just finished watching Coil a circle of children
WHAT THE FUCK KINDA GAY ENDING WAS THAT. WHAT EVEN
#i have rarely seen a show have so many queer vibes without it ever being ohtright stated#THEY HAD A CHILD??????????????????#HELLO?????#THEIR CHILD WAS BORN ON THEIR COMBINED FEELINGS#I AM NOT MAKING THIS UP#bro#camma rambles
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how does one… steal 120,000 packs of butter??
#I am not making this up#someone in denmark stole 24 tonnes of butter#how does that work logistically?#they knew and had access to the butter somehow and had a truck ready??#.thoughts
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"Fraternities are more like 'Pants Off' is okay!"
-Ethoslab arguing they need a Fratenity rather than a cult this Hermitcraft season on Zombiecleo/Scar Livestream February 26th, 2024
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currently thinking A LOT abt when kirby told jill [sydney] was the reason she loved horror movies so much and how the new ghostface(s) has a fucking shrine...
#scream#i am not making this up#i am not reaching just bc i'm endlessly over copaganda forever#i truly think she's our next ghostface#prolly the primary one#tho obvi there is most likely at least two#i'm betting three#new city new rules#scream 6#scream vi#kirby reed#ghostface#speculation#scre4m#scream 4
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God I hate how my Australian timezone does not sync up for shit with Europe/UK like ... man Americans/Canadians are great n' all but you just don't have the same humour as we do.
#kerytalk#straya#re: my previous reblog#also that 'CU in the NT' ad I saw on here somewhere#I am not making this up#man I need to find it again#idk I learned the hard way that no - swear words don't really have a double meaning like they can do over here for americans#USA where is your NUANCE#I will say prime time america tho thank you for propping up all my mmo experiences ever you allowed me to get shit done 😔💖
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no fucking clue what to tag this as besides body horror but do y'all ever think about the furry who purposely froze off his hands with dry ice because he had an amputation fetish and wanted to have "paws"
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Wow! Writers will literally do anything except work on their main projects!
Guess what this was inspired by.
“I don’t like how that one looks,” Kaos said.
Perry stared at him for a solid minute. Kaos had asked (demanded) that she show him what English looked like after she had been complaining about how much a headache trying to read and write in Skylish was for her. He hadn’t quite grasped the fact that Skylish was an entirely different form of reading than she was used to, insisting that since they were phonetically the same, surely the written form isn’t that different. Trying to explain the difference between ‘one symbol equals one word’ versus ‘multiple letters equaling one word’ wasn’t quite sinking in. Thus, Perry begrudgingly agreed to show him exactly what her alphabet looked like. She hadn’t even gotten past the letter ‘E’ before he made this new complaint.
“What do you mean ‘I don’t like how that one looks’?” she asked. “I mean,” he said. “I don’t like how that one looks.” Perry rolled her eyes. “I get that. But what do you mean ‘I don’t like how that one looks’? she reiterated. “Which one are you talking about?”
“That one,” Kaos stressed, pointing to the letter ‘C’. “I don’t like that one. What is it?” Perry gave him a side eye in concern. “That’s the letter ‘C’,” she told him. “Wh-why do you not like that one?”
“It looks stupid,” he grumbled. “It’s just a curved line.”
“Hate to break it to you, but a lot of English letters are just curved lines,” she replied. “Let me get through all them before you make any lasting opinions on them, please.” Kaos begrudgingly backed off, muttering to himself. “Thank you,” Perry said. She then hurriedly wrote down the rest of the alphabet as neatly as she could. This was already turning into an ordeal, and she was already mentally preparing herself for the headache this would bring.
“Alright, so these are the twenty-six letters that English has,” Perry explained. “Each one makes a different sound. Putting them together is what forms our words.” She looked over to Kaos to make sure he was following. Explaining this twice was not something she wanted to do. At his nod, she then went through each letter; saying what it was and which sounds they made. At the letter ‘K’, however, she was stopped by him. “I thought you said that one made the ‘kuh’ sound!” He complained. “It does,” she agreed. “But this one also makes the ‘kuh’ sound.”
“Why do you have two of them?!” Kaos argued. “Surely you only need one!” Perry took a deep breath. This was arguably funny, but if she started laughing that was only going to drag this out. “Because this one,” she said, pointing to ‘C’. “Also makes the ‘chuh’ and ‘ci’ sounds. By put-“
“Then why does it also make the ‘kuh’ sound?” Kaos objected.
“I was getting to that,” Perry sighed. “Let me finish. By putting an ‘H’ after the ‘C’, you get the ‘chuh’ sound. And by putting an ‘I’ or an ‘E’ after it, you get the ‘ci’ sound. However, there are a lot of words that do not have an ‘E’, ‘I’, or ‘H’ after the ‘C’. Therefore, it needs to be able to make a sound on it’s own. And the people who invented English decided it needs to make the ‘kuh’ sound in that case. Couldn’t tell you why.”
“It’s still incredibly stupid to have a second letter that makes the same sound as another,” he debated. “Why not just cut out those ones?”
“Dude,” Perry deadpanned. “I did not make the language.”
“What are you two doing?” a third voice asked. Oh thank God. It was Spyro. Perry was not going to have to deal with this stupidity alone. She pointed to Kaos. “He’s having beef with my written language,” she explained. “What?” Spyro repeated. “Her language is very convoluted,” Kaos insisted. “There’s letters that repeat the same sounds as others. It’s stupid.”
“Stop bullying ‘C’,” she chided, although she could no longer keep the smile off her face. “It never did anything to you.”
“It existed,” he grumbled. Spyro looked between the two of them before ultimately making a decision. “I’m out of here,” he said, turning to leave. Perry huffed. “Traitor,” she accused. “Yep,” Spyro agreed. “Have fun.” Perry glared at him, but there was no venom in her gaze. If it had been her, she would have at least watched the stupidity unfold. “Weak!’ she called after him, but she never got a response.
#fanfic#shitpost#oc stuff#skylanders fanfic#kaos skylanders#skylanders au#skylanders oc#this is based on canon#i am not making this up#and its hilarious
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I think the Dan Harmon thing has flamed out, guys.
As usual, when your shtick is innovative, edgy comedy, your successes make your stuff mainstream and immediately just as boring as what you were rebelling against.
At best you become The Simpsons, which is more of a cult now than a show. At worst you become everything Joss Whedon ever did, which is, for whatever reason, totally unbearable. And that is independent of him being a terrible person. The only thing that has aged worse than Joss Whedon dialogue is a 1970s comedy roast. (I.e., a thing that was 86% racism and sexism, featuring smoking r*pists.)
At any rate, without even seeing it, I feel like doing a sitcom about Greek mythological monsters being horny and calling it 'Krapopolis' is an utterly terrible sign.
...I'm not making that up. This is a thing. Fox is paying Dan Harmon for three seasons of this, sight-unseen, in the middle of a writers' / actors' strike. Because TV is run by normal people who aren't 65 and on speed.
#dan harmon#krapopolis#i am not making this up#i know it sounds like i am but I'm really not#google it#he sold that#to a television network
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