#i am not a possum
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"You gonna finish that fucking sentence, partner?"
(Moxxie headcanons I may never stop believing)
Moxxie was diagnosed with an anxiety disorder shortly after he and Millie were married, hence why Millie worries about his mental health sometimes.
After the events of “Truth Seekers”, Moxie does try to better his relationship with Blitz by randomly texting and emailing him pictures and facts about horses.
He was psychologically and verbally abused by Chaz through their relationship.
Due to the events from the harvest moon festival, he is afraid of sharks.
His mother played classical music and would rock him or hum different musical numbers as she put him to bed before she disappeared. Moxxie’s love for the classical sounds and theater numbers stayed and he feels closer to her when he plays them or watches a play he thinks she would like.
He’s picky about who he kills because half of him feels like his mother would be disappointed in him for hurting someone innocent, and the other half of him feels dangerously close to his father when he kills with little to no thought. Both of those feelings make him slightly sick.
Moxxie does drag at a bar on weekends & he kills every performance.
He makes the best strawberry macarons.
After a serious conversation about eating disorders with Loona, Moxxie started keeping extra snacks around the office to encourage her to eat because no matter how they act toward one another, he really does consider her family and the thought of her hurting that way hurts him.
Blitz is listed as his 2nd emergency contact when he fills out all documents.
He befriended Collin (the sheep cherub) when he ran into him living on the streets in hell after he and the other cherubs were kicked out of heaven. Moxxie helped him find a place to stay and Collin is at every drag event Moxxie does to cheer him on but Moxxie is still trying to get him to participate some time.
When he and Millie have a child of their own, Moxxie goes to Blitz for parenting advice. This is the 1st time he openly admits that he’s always admired what a good dad Blitz tried to be to Loona.
As Moxxie and Loona’s friendship gets better, Loona slowly pulls him into different music genres that she listens to. He hasn’t found a favorite band, but he finds himself humming rock toons while brushing his teeth sometimes.
Moxxie was diagnosed with autism. He makes a good assassin because weapons and combat have been one of his hyper fixations since he was a child so he’s always been good working with weapons and he enjoys it.
After the harvest moon festival, Moxxie has thought about looking into his family history in the wrath ring to see if he still has family from his mom’s side there.
Bonus:
Moxxie finds out after the events of "Spring Broken" that he is actually ¼ possum.
#fizziepop thoughts#helluva headcanon#helluva boss#blitzo helluva boss#moxxie helluva boss#loona helluva boss#millie helluva boss#chaz helluva boss#cherub#collin the cherub#autistic!moxxie#harvest moon festival#i am not a possum#moxxie
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Are you a possum? 🤨
Ah no.
No no no def nottapossum.
Some people call us Possum, because is Nottapossum.
and that's fine. But this:
These things:
This:
Da baby here:
No no.
Not that.
Not ta possum.
Nope
Nope
Nope.
Nope.
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going into 2024 like
#cute art#illustration#art#digital art#my art#opossum#possum#possum art#raccoon#trash cat#the mountain goats#this year#i am gonna make it through this year if it kills me#new year#new year’s eve#new year’s resolution
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boy mom
#tumblr stop with the shitty quality CHALLENGE. plz click four higher q maybe. doesn't rly work on my app tho :/#god of war#god of war 2018#atreus#kratos#freya gow#atreus gow#kratos gow#god of war ragnarok#gow#i just started ragnarok the other night and I MISS BABY ATREUS. his little voice and clambering on his pa like a little possum#i may not be a father but i am right with kratos in game being simultaneously proud of him and not wanting him to grow up too fast</3
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Determining the intensity of my own pain is a blind calculation. On my first attempt, I assigned the value of ten to a theoretical experience— burning alive. Then I tried to determine what percentage of the pain of burning alive I was feeling. I chose thirty percent—three. Which seemed, at the time, quite substantial.
Three. Mail remains unopened. Thoughts are rarely followed to their conclusions. Sitting still becomes unbearable after one hour. Nausea sets in. Grasping at the pain does not bring relief. Quiet desperation descends.
“Three is nothing,” my father tells me now. “Three is go home and take two aspirin.”
It would be helpful, I tell him, if that could be noted on the scale.
Eula Bliss, The Pain Scale
#pain tag#cripple tag#my kidneys are slowly shutting down and this is as it turns out an exquisitely painful experience#so i am reading essays on chronic pain about it.#thoughts are rarely followed to their conclusions. nausea sets in. quiet desperation descends.#possum posts
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here, have a quick lil fem!crowley sketch (w/ ichor tears bc i adore angst, apparently)
#not super happy w/ this and probably will never finish it but whatever#tempted to post a photo of myself because i always seem to base the hair and mouth/jaw of fem!crowley off of myself adsjasdl#like u know how some artists just look like their work??? that's me (sometimes) but also i'm not NEARLY as pretty as nanny ashtoreth etc.#i look a little like a possum that was hidden in a trash bin for a couple weeks :) so maybe not like fem!crowley in the least lmao#DAVINA MY BELOVED. i am literally so gay for her ugh#good omens#crowley#ineffable husbands#good omens 2#aziracrow#aziraphale#go2#ineffable lovers#ineffable wives#good omens season 2#good omens angst#fem!crowley#crowley angst#gomens#gomens 2#david tennant#gomens fanart#gomens art#gay omens#good omens art#my art#good omens fanart#anthony j crowley#fem!crowley art
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I now have a really cool water bottle thanks to the gorgeous art of @potato-lord-but-not
#its so pretty😭#also gave me an excuse to get a new water bottle for the first time in like well over half a decade#i am keeping my old one but i still think its time she gets a break#i cannot get over how pretty these sticker are tho!!!!#i will 100% be a repeat customer#really want the trans and ace stickers#maybe a will wood or tma one too#mine#the possum speaks
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so during one of my many rewatches of honor among thieves, during the scene with Marlamin I put something together that I didn't before
SHE FOUND ANOTHER !!!!!!
#SCREAM SOBS#i probably should've put this together right away but i am a fool#probably part of the reason i like dnd so much#(i have watched it 7 times and will watch it more)#(but to the queue it goes)#(i caught this the like second or third time around i just forgor to finish the post so it's been sitting in my drafts)#anyway i continue to be sane and normal about this movie#i'm a sucker for a good found family story#dndmovie#dnd movie#dnd honor among thieves#honor among thieves#dndhat#dnd hat#holga kilgore#holga the barbarian#possum rambles#queue gaming
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YAS I DID IT.
#I'm so proud of this lil unhinged baby#collage#possum#goblincore#aesthetic#frogblr#frogcore#gay frogs#by me#my art <3#AAAA#why am i like this#raccoon art
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what is your opinion on sharks
possum approves of sharkies, sharkies get demonized too much
#opossum#possum#opossums#ask#possum is me#possums#ask blog#please ask questions#ask questions#i am possum#answered#shark#sharkies#possum approves#stop demonizing sharks
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Property of Millie
"Cause them other men might be for everybody
But I'm who that motherfucker belong to."
#fizziepop thoughts#helluva lyrical#helluva boss#vivziepop#millie helluva boss#moxxie helluva boss#moxxie and millie#millie x moxxie#property of millie#m&m helluva boss#i am not a possum#i want what they have#fictional couples#helluva boss imps#a helluva couple
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Wait, just to verify, you're an possum?
NO!!
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yearly drawings I’ve done (2019-2022) featuring lyrics from the Mountain Goats’ song, “This Year.”
#cute art#illustration#art#digital art#my art#possum art#raccoon art#the mountain goats#john darnielle#i am gonna make it through this year if it kills me#this year
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babe wakeup!! new welcome to willits bts just dropped!!
#fr thought that was bill next to him#it's the store clerk guyyy#i don't know his actors name sorry sorry#i ❤ rory culkin#rory culkin#rory culkin x reader#rory culkin smut#possum welcome to willits#welcome to willits#rory culkin possum#WHAT IS POSSUMS NECKLACE#AM I DUMB???
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how adorable is she
#a mixed bag of goodness#with spots and stripes but NO RIBS SHOWING and NO BROKEN SKIN#words cant describe how proud i am#trickle#aka possum
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I am a Nico di Angelo possum lover truther okay. I will die on this hill. they fit his aesthetic (they play dead and naturally have fingerless gloves). he would love them your honor
#i will die on this hill#also i am about to post a fic that is related to this#you have been warned#nico di angelo#pjo#percy jackson#heroes of olympus#the sun and the star#tsats#ALSO#IF ANYONE COMES IN HERE#LIKE um actually its Opossums#i will kill you#i will kill you with rocks and hammers#i know its opossums#but i can call em possums if i want
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