possumkingluca
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a little guy here for a little time(He/They/She/It)
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REVERSE TROPE WRITING PROMPTS
Too many beds
Accidentally kidnapping a mafia boss
Really nice guy who hates only you
Academic rivals except it’s two teachers who compete to have the best class
Divorce of convenience
Too much communication
True hate’s kiss (only kissing your enemy can break a curse)
Dating your enemy’s sibling
Lovers to enemies
Hate at first sight
Love triangle where the two love interests get together instead
Fake amnesia
Soulmates who are fated to kill each other
Strangers to enemies
Instead of fake dating, everyone is convinced that you aren’t actually dating
Too hot to cuddle
Love interest CEO is a himbo/bimbo who runs their company into the ground
Nursing home au
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my mom was trying to chew through some really tough steak and she turned to me and said “just call me The Gnawer.” she would do numbers here
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i do unironically think the best artists of our generation are posting to get 20 notes and 3 reblogs btw. that fanfic with like 45 kudos is some of the best stuff ever written. those OCs you carry around have some of the richest backstories and worldbuilding someone has ever seen. please do not think that reaching only a few people when you post means your art isn't worth celebrating.
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why should i care about taylor swift when the killer remains at large
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it says something about my family's dynamic that when my sister sees me rewatching a children's show her immediate response is to make fun of me for it but when my brother does he immediately starts fighting for his life trying to remember what the hell any of the character's names are
#that's why he's the favorite sibling smh#“are you watching the fucking octonauts” YES. I AM.#god forbid a man feel whimsy#anyways netflix is taking the octonauts away and that's pretty sick and twisted if you ask me#whatever#i'll probably try to invest in DVDs cause i like having physical copies of stuff anyway#the problem is i have to find US dub versions cause that's what im used to#and that's easier said then done#possum rambles
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at this point I feel like I'm just keeping she/her on my pronouns list for like solidarity or old times' sake I don't really want them there but also I feel like I can't get rid of them at this point
#maybe it's cause when I'm being referred to by she/her its exclusively with feminine terms which i definitely dont associate with#idk man i might ditch them eventually#im fighting my demons#me vs feminity#nobody wins ever#possum rambles
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Random NPC personality quiz clocked my ADHD faster than anyone in my life including myself.
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I had a vision and I had to put it on paper
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I'm just saying, if there's a curse that runs along your family line and you don't tell your kids about it, how the hell are they supposed to go on a quest to stop it?
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Them 😏✨
2nd picture: *angry welsh screams*
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Btw by telling your children that their mental and/or physical health problems are simply an excuse to be lazy, you’re ultimately setting them up for failure and to later neglect their physical/mental needs because they will view those needs as excuses instead of actually taking care of themselves.
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