evolution

got distracted sorry

Finished commission for @doomface ! Their Malkavian boi Favian. A real trustworty fella.

DUDE! Are you kidding me! You possess best boy Callum, and use him as a puppet?! What is wrong with you?! And how did you even do that!?

An Archmage never reveals his secrets~

i haven't seen anyone talking about his dad squint yet

have you seen him

sir, that's peak dad behavior

REPOSTOBER no.3

i missed yesterday but i will continue to repost this one until the day i die

ARCHIE RENAUX as WILL DELAROCHE in UPGRADED (2024)

Eddie Diaz is so funny, because after Buck says he loves kids the first thing out of his mouth is essentially "I'M SINGLE" and "my son's mom isn't around, so that positions open, if you're interested... haha 👀"

We could have had it all...

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Leo getting hit with a truth curse but instead of forcing him to admit to super sad or worrying things it’s things like “it was me who broke the remote” “I saw Mikey prank Donnie and helped hide it because it’s way funnier if he didn’t know who it was” “I rip my clothes to look more like Raph’s because he’s really cool” “my stripes aren’t even red they’re pink!”

St. Peter appreciation post, let's go!

VERITAS RATIO who lets you push back a stray strand of hair behind his ear. he's always been like this—silent, in the front of you, gaze betraying every sense of rationality and logic that he's always prided himself to be—and yet, there is something that shifts in him. wholly. incandescently. when your palms, gentle as they care, move to cup his face and you begin to address him so lovingly. "veritas," his name is akin to a melody on your lips. "you adore me, don't you?" he thinks it is unfair how you bring a pleased expression to his face so easily, having done nothing of merit to do so. or have you, really? in this moment, he is calmer than the seas, most sure of his answer. "it seems you have seen past through me. what a shame—i thought i hid it so well." veritas ratio is certain, that in this moment, whatever worship these so-called geniuses receive must be directed to you.

mister lewis hamilton, sir, how are you gonna go on live television and talk about about how your karting days were the best times of your career and still never say nico's name? not once but multiple times??? oh you mean the karting your did with your childhood best friend nico rosberg? that karting? the karting where you met him? the karting where your families became friends? the karting where you spent months in italy together? the pizza eating contests and torn up hotel rooms? the frosties? the unicycling? that karting???? "i'm over the divorce," says man who is soo not over the divorce.

they were insane for this btw

lee know: expectation versus reality