Between the lesbian that cant beat the monsterfucker allegations and the autistic man with the special interest, she really underestimated her crowd

JUST SAW A FED-EX DRIVER JUMP OUR OF HIS TRUCK AT A REDLIGHT AND RUN UP TO A SECOND FED-EX TRUCK (THREE CARS AHEAD) AND THE GUY LEANED OUT AND THEY JUST KISSED ON THE LIPS? HELLO?

You’re placed in a room with an animal. The door is closed and you cannot leave. The animal is completely calm and has no intent of harming you. You are in no danger unless you provoke the animal in some way.

Banana Shenanigans. Bananigans.

Once when I was in college I needed a picture of my fish for an assignment, but the fish lived at home so I text my brother to send me a picture and he asks "how close of a picture" and I say "pretty close" and he sends me this

"i can fix him" "i can make him worse" yeah well i can boop him

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In the Spanish Gravity Falls dub, the “My ex-wife still misses me..but her aim is getting better!”

Is translated as “My ex-esposa todavía me quiere…¡me quiere matar!”

Roughly translating to “My ex-wife still wants me… wants me dead!”

thing is - and hear me out - if s3 does by any minute chance incorporate any suggestion of a sex scene, it is imperative for me that they commit to the bit. i need crowley to nearly topple over trying to get out of his jeans, i need aziraphale to complain that they cant do anything downstairs because that would be scandalous, and i need them to trip over going up the stairs because they keep getting distracted. i need one of them to accidentally get an elbow to the face, i need them to have a long forgotten book digging into one of their backs, and aziraphale is horrified when crowley launches it across the room, and i need there to be hard cut to whickber street having a huge power surge, lines sparking, all the power going out, and every car alarm in a 2-mile radius start screaming, i don't need it to be explicit or overly romantic but i do need it to be fucking funny

Birds of a Feather previous / next

Striker slowly losing his sanity because no one in this damn show can take anything seriously is so funny to me im sorry😭

What brand is Hyster? 

HIGH STAR is a denimwear brand for both men and women. Hyster offers a wide range of jeans, shirts, sweatpants and more. Their products are sold through Myntra, Jabong and Flipkart. 

 Who owns Heister Jeans? 

High Star was founded by Rohit Mirchandani and offers a wide range of jeans, jackets, skirts, jeggings, palazzos and shorts. 

 Who owns Hyster? 

Rohit Mirchandani, Founder of Hyster Rohit Mirchandani said: “The Mensa team will leverage their expertise to grow the brand's presence across India and globally. 

High Star is an online hub where you can find many styles of jeans online including high waist jeans, boyfriend jeans and slim fit jeans. Its history dates to 1871, when jeans were invented by him as a comfortable garment, and they have never gone out of fashion. It is easy to imagine why jeans were made in the first place. It's easy because it's convenient and easy for people to move around, visit places and do their daily activities. Hyster considers every aspect to create collections that are meaningful and support the body. It is a brand that is supported by both men and women. Thanks to the abundance of options, men and women alike can find unprecedented collections. Browse the Hyster collection for men's and women's different types of jeans/sweatpants/pants. Omens Black Wash Slim Fit High Waisted Jeggings are widely known among women in our country. This is a further development of the so-called jeggings, which are jeans, leggings and a combination of both. The retro style of the 80's and 90's is enjoying a resurgence among young people as old school clothing never goes out of fashion. Don't forget to check out Hyster's Women's Blue Wash High Waist Boot Cut Fit Jeans exclusively for Breakoff. There will be days when you want to break away from the traditional style and do something different. If so, wear the blue wash women's high waisted slim fit her palazzo with a long or short kurti. You can also pair it with a crop top for a very cool look. We often hear how difficult it is to get jeans that fit perfectly and make you feel happy. Hyster takes great care to meet all your jean needs and has the latest collection of mid-waist slim fit jeans at the disposal of women around the world. Daily wear. Hyster handles all kinds of clothes that women like,  

Text:

Jay: Nah, I won’t kick your ass

Jay: but my sister might

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Shout out to Yanqing, 14 years old, who’s biggest threat to his career is the fact that his boss is also his dad

adding this to my growing collection of favourite astarion lines

idk what to caption because all of my thoughts about the show are just “AUUUGHHHAUAGGHH!!!!!!!” (<- positive)