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razor-tits · 1 month

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Trying to convince my girlfriends other partner to come rave with us tonight so I can be a full on drunken hoe

#i need a strangers tongue in my mouth #horn posting

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littlemisspipebomb · 1 year

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Oversized sweater? Check

Fishnets? Check

Buny? Check

I shall make sure there are no survivors

#horn posting #bonnie face

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whataireallywant · 8 months

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Random horny thoughts

Key: BNF-Big Name Fan, NU=New user in the drabble.

I'm high and this is barely edited (￢_￢;)

>Be sweet/cozy live streamer. You play cozy games; comfy cloths are common and are a people pleasing cinnamon roll~

>Play primarily during late night hours, with the other night owls.

>Get new viewer that instantly buys highest membership. You’re speechless

>You say you can’t possibly thank them enough. They just saved you from falling short on rent/tuition this month!

>New user says “I’m sure I’ll think of something >;3> “-That got a laugh out of you

>New user who spends weeks being your biggest cheerleader, befriending your mod team and being a model BNF*

>New user who is plotting with your mod team

>New user who gets into your inner circle, on a first name basis

>New user who gets into your ear about ways to raise viewership

>There is an awards show coming up. Imagine your first stream award!

>You listen to NU’s advice like a trusted confidant/mentor (Ur choice). A few aesthetic changes here, darker, hornier games there and of course your….’wardrobe change’

>Wardrobe removal would be more appropriate

>On NU’s advice, your outfits get skimpier and tighter with each stream. You may as well be wearing string by the time you get a warning from your home site. You end up having to move to a more mature site of your own to avoid a permanent ban, your following remaining strong.

>You who starts to play…naughtier games. Your cute, flustered, stuttering during sex scenes garnering you tons in donations and subs. And when you introduced toys to your streams, that number only rose. All with NU’s support of course.

>Even still you never met face to face. You would naively facetime, and they would have some excuse for why they can’t be on camera. Your endlessly forgiving nature would be your downfall.

>Especially since they’re outside your house/door. What’s the harm of a ‘surprise visit’ between best friends/confidants? The fans will love it~

I kinda ran out of steam at the end (ง ื▿ ื)ว

#nsft #ns ft #fr33use #livestreamer au #corruption kink #slight yandere #bimboification #text #my own writing #horn posting #corruption k1nk #brainwashing kink

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centersnare · 2 years

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Halloween always reminds me that I most positively do have a mask kink

#mask k!nk #halloween #horn posting

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just-jessie-d · 1 year

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List of Sci-Fi/Fantasy characters I'd fuuuuuck

Even assembling this list makes my heart flutter. There's more... But I have a 10 photo limit for now. I'll add to it

#star trek #the witcher #stargate #star wars #the mandolorian #deep space nine #picard #the witcher:blood origin #strange new worlds #yes the whole cast #rings of power #obi wan kenobi #sexiest sci-fi characters #sexiest fantasy characters #horn posting

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toxic-gin · 2 years

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Trigger warning ⚠️: h0rny post

im so sorry I will never do again I swear! But...

#horn posting #inner toxi thoughts #hhhhng #im sorry #hhhhhhhhh

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bovineblogger · 1 month

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post four-horned antelope right now

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#post #four horned antelope

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verflares · 3 months

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(click for higher quality!) draconified link concept ive been chipping away at this past week ..... here's my funny little compendium concept for him:

"A heroic spirit has taken the form of this bestial dragon. Unlike it's kin, this creature exhibits an extremely aggressive disposition. It appears highly territorial, and will relentlessly chase down those who disturb its skywide patrols - of which it seems to be endlessly searching for either a long-time vassal or foe. Unfortunately, it seems the spirit within has long since forgotten exactly who it was looking for…"

#now. how on earth do i begin to tag this. um.#link #loz #totk #totk spoilers #light dragon #dragon link #loz au #totk roleswap au #there . i'll add more if they come to me LOL #um i can talk about some of my insps i guess?? might make another post too #so mostly i just dont really like turning him into 'light dragon but male' and giving him slightly darker colours or something like that #this also obviously isnt exactly like the botw dragons either though and its a bit more of a mix of other creature concepts i enjoy #since everyone agrees he'd have a farosh horn i wanted to make him a kirin/unicorn :) which is why his tail looks like that #aside from the obvious eastern dragon insps and what ive picked and chosen from the botw dragons #and obviously this looks a lot like wolf link. thats on purpose #i wanted to give him some fierce deity design refs too but because this is so dark/earthy they didnt look very fitting #but honestly you could do a whole fierce deity dragon design on its own i think #okay lots of tags but IVE THOUGHT ABOUT THIS FOR A WHILE. okay. let me have this.#my art

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shepscapades · 23 days

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[dbhc flavored] Hermit a Day May: Day 14 — Doc!

Featuring both a current-day s10 doc and a verrry early s8 post-deviant doc! :]

#TELL ME WHY THE POSE CAME OUT SO FRUITY 😭 it wasn’t intentional but yknow what. he’s kinda. so it’s fine #the horns are removable! :]#dbhc #dbhc doc #docm77 #hermitaday #hermitadaymay #hermitcraft #hermitcraft au #dbhc ren #rendog #dbhc art #art escapades #I’m kind of obsessed with him and it shows sorry #drawing early ren and doc makes me think… ren had so many cybernetics in s8 #maybe doc helps build him some android-tech prosthetics :3 #dunno dunno… idk I love them so much #ren is the reason doc has any human mannerisms at all tbh #otherwise mans would be so annoyingly robotic about everything #being an android based entirely around searching for loopholes and out of the box solutions in code will do that to you. logic brained doof #/aff #ANYWAY I RUN #I gotta post other dbhc stuff tonight that’s important so I gotta go finish it

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theorderofthetriad · 2 years

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anyways... here's why i think Loki and Matt Murdock should be each other's narrative foil(romantic):

• Loki- famously known liar, Matt Murdock- able to tell when people are lying

• Both wear helmets with horns on them, but Matt's are small and practical and Loki's are large and gaudy.

• Matt Murdock- Practicing Irish Catholic, Loki- Norse "God" of Mischief

• Loki- Presents himself as selfish and self preserving, Matt Murdock- Presents himself as selfless and self sacrificing

• Loki- Will flee if he knows he's gonna get his ass kicked for no gain, Matt Murdock- Knows he's gonna get his ass kicked for no gain and does it anyway

• They simply seem like prime material for a "We vehemently dislike each other up until we (whoops!) realize we love each other so much we can't live without the other" type romance that I am always obsessed over.

• Thor would enjoy it, and, frankly, he deserves the entertainment.

#this WAS a rant i made about some ao3 discourse i saw on my dash. but now it's better #frostdevil #<- the ship tag which you should check out #im fully serious about this btw. this seems like a joke bc it's inherently funny but im also 100% not making a joke #otp: horned helms something about lying #santagno #loki #matt murdock #daredevil #Top Tino Post

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littlemisspipebomb · 2 years

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There's nothing better than sucking dick and she calls you princess

#horn posting

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notaplaceofhonour · 3 months

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Antisemitism Required Reading

I get a lot of ignorant comments & tags on my posts about antisemitism, and I’ve already spent way too much time & energy engaging with them. So to preserve my sanity, I’ve made the decision not to engage too deeply with any commenters who haven’t at least read all of these in their entirety:

“Jewish Space Lasers” by Mike Rothschild

“People Love Dead Jews” by Dara Horn

“Jews Don’t Count” by David Baddiel

"More Than a Century of Antisemitism", GEC Special Report

If you’re not Jewish, please read all of this literature before adding anything to my posts about antisemitism.

Jews, please add any books you think should be on the list!

#I'll be adding and updating this post as I find & vet anything I feel should be required reading #antisemitism #people love dead jews #jews don't count #jewish space lasers #required reading #reading list #dara horn #david baddiel #more than a century of antisemitism #mike rothschild #jewish history

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bluejey · 5 months

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